Call of Duty: Vanguard in a Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @goowampo
    @goowampo 3 года назад +5757

    This video reminded me I’m not drinking enough water

    • @nataliedenning4511
      @nataliedenning4511 3 года назад +7

      same

    • @phavan3360
      @phavan3360 3 года назад +35

      Who could commit such a sin 😥

    • @bananabalism7670
      @bananabalism7670 3 года назад +9

      I need more water

    • @dr.chungusphd108
      @dr.chungusphd108 3 года назад +21

      Sorry but for not proper hydration you get a dislike. Just how the world works. Learn and better yourself.

    • @totoboy3532
      @totoboy3532 3 года назад +4

      It’s the end of the world as we know it 🎶🎶🎶🎶

  • @El_Gato_26
    @El_Gato_26 3 года назад +4122

    My brother wasn’t staying enough hydrated, so I waterboarded him. He’s dead now, but at least he was hydrated in his last seconds.

    • @qromise
      @qromise 3 года назад +45

      For the rest of his life

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 года назад +199

      you give a man a bottle of water, and he's hydrated for an hour. you drown a man, he's hydrated for the rest of his life.

    • @El_Gato_26
      @El_Gato_26 3 года назад +61

      @@manboy4720 spoken like a true hydrated person

    • @zombiewarrior225
      @zombiewarrior225 3 года назад +10

      You're a hero

    • @WMithrandirXbox
      @WMithrandirXbox 3 года назад +16

      If he's dead, you waterboarded too much. A skilled torturer would make the suffering last longer like playing cod

  • @lalasen6914
    @lalasen6914 3 года назад +2853

    Ah yes, I remember my grandpa telling me about his quadfeeds and 360 no scopes in Stalingrad

    • @bigsawdust4726
      @bigsawdust4726 3 года назад +58

      Stalingrad? Which side was your grandpa on 😂

    • @lalasen6914
      @lalasen6914 3 года назад +40

      Im just joking lol. My grandpa didn’t fight in WWIII

    • @SahiPie
      @SahiPie 3 года назад +29

      @@lalasen6914 my grandpa didn’t fight in WWIV either

    • @lalasen6914
      @lalasen6914 3 года назад +5

      LOL just realized I wrote WWIII

    • @johndee4938
      @johndee4938 3 года назад +1

      @@toddsmalls8667 no he didn't

  • @JerkinJoshXD
    @JerkinJoshXD 3 года назад +1370

    "I ended up crashing in the jungle, so I decided to take a look at the Zombies Gamemode."
    beautiful transition

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 3 года назад +2

      how was it a beatiful transition he elgit went to pause menu

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 года назад +1

      I noticed that too lol

  • @ApacheNL1
    @ApacheNL1 3 года назад +472

    For me Call of Duty 2 defined what Call of Duty should be: hectic, crazy, intense, action packed. You are a nobody, just another soldier like all the rest, not some hero,, getting orders screamed at, trying to survive amidst loud explosions and shooting everywhere, and that was extremely immersive.

    • @masternobody1896
      @masternobody1896 3 года назад +35

      yes but activision is all about money. cod 2 develop by 12 founders vs now random devs. Game will die eventually

    • @ApacheNL1
      @ApacheNL1 3 года назад +27

      @@masternobody1896 Yes. There should be some serious innovation in gaming. Older games were works of art. Now they are cash cows that have been milked too much.

    • @pizzacrumbles
      @pizzacrumbles 3 года назад +12

      And cod ghost was the exact opposite and thats why it was hated

    • @musicismysaviour22yearsago
      @musicismysaviour22yearsago 3 года назад +4

      @@pizzacrumbles I liked cod ghosts ,slower pace

    • @officialrimika2818
      @officialrimika2818 3 года назад

      what you mean with cod2? bo2?

  • @Goblinhandler
    @Goblinhandler 3 года назад +2763

    I really like that the campaign isn’t just d-day, free Paris, and invading Germany, like most ww2 games

    • @agulol6492
      @agulol6492 3 года назад +183

      And the one mission in the eastern front

    • @Jack20555
      @Jack20555 3 года назад +47

      Cod world war 2

    • @damienmcdonald7610
      @damienmcdonald7610 3 года назад +156

      Lol funny the lack of mainstream ww2 settings was the third biggest complaint of bf5 behind female soldiers and game bugs, game bugs being my only complaint at the time

    • @Goblinhandler
      @Goblinhandler 3 года назад +77

      @@damienmcdonald7610 i liked the BFV campaign, although it was very short and it had way too many cutscenes and sections you just ran around to an objective

    • @georgewhitworth9742
      @georgewhitworth9742 3 года назад +18

      I kinda wished they did these stories better imo

  • @AGuywhohasGoodTaste
    @AGuywhohasGoodTaste 3 года назад +497

    I played Call of Duty MW2 religiously after primary school when I was a young lad.

    • @thirsty_gq_4x486
      @thirsty_gq_4x486 3 года назад +9

      Who didn't dude ahaha that game was the best cod hands down.... After mw2 they all were shit

    • @cloneboy28
      @cloneboy28 3 года назад +26

      @@thirsty_gq_4x486 I played it everyday after high school. Since you guys played it after primary school, I might have encountered you guys as squeakers calling me the n word and finding different ways to have intercourse with my mom.

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 3 года назад

      @@cloneboy28 jk obviously

    • @darksandwichboi2020
      @darksandwichboi2020 3 года назад +1

      Hehehe I ruined the 69 likes heheheh 😈😈😈😈

    • @INoticeTooMuch1
      @INoticeTooMuch1 3 года назад +3

      @@thirsty_gq_4x486 in my opinion black ops was the last good one. Not as good as MW2 but still fun af, especially the zombies and the campaign.

  • @patdeen3960
    @patdeen3960 3 года назад +210

    *Left Flank:* "Commander! We need Air Support!"
    *Commander:* "Air Support is for winners. Get gud, boomer."

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 года назад +2

      That's actually kinda realistic about kill streaks. Units that perform well in combat get the most support and best equipment, whereas units and divisions that perform poorly get the cut-and-run treatment lol.

  • @claudiomorales1034
    @claudiomorales1034 3 года назад +139

    "Sacred tea bagging ritual. Cementing the bond between us. Best line i have ever heard

    • @jkb1603
      @jkb1603 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like the gey section on the hub

  • @JP12345
    @JP12345 3 года назад +148

    I bought the game because the story looked interesting in the video, after having played through the entire campaign I can summarize everything I experienced into one single sentence
    "Imagine battlefield V but worse"

    • @troywilhelm3965
      @troywilhelm3965 2 года назад +11

      Battlefield V, but we make it so the campaign makes no sense. Like at least Battlefield V shows the reality of how most German soldiers actually were. Vanguard just makes them monsters and merciless even though you would be surprised about how many POW's they took In WW2

    • @daviddarrh1610
      @daviddarrh1610 2 года назад +1

      I personally liked the campaign in vanguard brought me back to the old games

  • @blas4me50
    @blas4me50 3 года назад +125

    You're definitely speaking facts about getting better, and facing harder opponents. In the old games, the better you got, you could use higher kill streaks, which made you notice you were improving. These new games the better you get, you'll have to fight aimbots, and wall hacks.

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 3 года назад +494

    Before I used to hate being a 50 year old virgin but I started watching modest pelican videos and realized it's not so bad... I still hate being a 50 year old virgin now I'm just entertained.

  • @thekingsta2419
    @thekingsta2419 3 года назад +281

    All I care about is Tony being hydrated, that's all

  • @entity5279
    @entity5279 3 года назад +12

    this video actually has convinced me to do the big sub, seeing someone just chilling and playing vanguard without complaining about it is just so satisfying to see, you seem like someone who would be great to smoke a blunt and stay hydrated with

  • @tigerwaffe8120
    @tigerwaffe8120 3 года назад +4

    2:00 « One of my friends who was on fire selfishly burnt my parachute ». You killed me there

  • @KT-Buf69
    @KT-Buf69 3 года назад +557

    "Stereotypical Russian rooftop parkour" is my new bands name.

    • @jenson09
      @jenson09 3 года назад +2

      What that’s mine tho

    • @abdullahh1864
      @abdullahh1864 3 года назад +2

      I saw this comment the exact moment he said it ..

    • @metagamer1341
      @metagamer1341 3 года назад +3

      S.R.R.P.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 года назад +3

      "I could have quite happily lived in soviet russia" is my band name.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 года назад

      @@abdullahh1864 always trust and never doubt the holy youtube algorithm.

  • @FullyChargedSRG
    @FullyChargedSRG 3 года назад +344

    5:33 oh my god, was that? No it couldn't have been.. A glimpse of personality from Monotone Pelican Gaming

  • @jeffpesos1480
    @jeffpesos1480 3 года назад +190

    That mallacker could have gotten that couch up the stairs if he was hydrated.

  • @Yorelz
    @Yorelz 2 года назад +13

    Not even 30 seconds into the Video and pelican has me laughing harder than any other RUclipsr. Thanks for the effort you give for you videos

  • @starmarinedonny5581
    @starmarinedonny5581 3 года назад +9

    Video was enjoyable to watch & listen to - I think the random side tracked stories & transparency also helped. It's relatable. Liked.

  • @dominik4666
    @dominik4666 3 года назад +72

    Honestly it's really funny to me that when you play as Polina, bombs literally fall 1 feet in front of you, vaporizing everyone around you instantly and you're just fine, but if you wait too long you actually get harmed lmao

    • @xntt-xo5qi
      @xntt-xo5qi 3 года назад +1

      Pre much real life
      4k is a game changer !!

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 3 года назад +1

      Its called mary sue

  • @AGuywhohasGoodTaste
    @AGuywhohasGoodTaste 3 года назад +77

    Fun Fact: PC’s actually get hydrated because of water cooling. The more you know.

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 3 года назад +49

    6:15 I’m really glad you told this story, I can really relate. My old plug used to be the kitchen sink but one day I used the bathroom one in the middle of the night and that ease of access really is another world. Now whenever I want I can get some of that sweet H2O even when it’s late at night without walking all the way to the kitchen.

  • @ColtonPoorman
    @ColtonPoorman 3 года назад +9

    "I ended up trying to jump from one train to another, but ended up getting brutally crushed underneath."
    yep. thats how it went for all of us.

  • @E85CARX
    @E85CARX 3 года назад +186

    “Breaking up with my girl would make me a better player” that should be a quote on the screen when u die in single player💀

    • @gamingdynasty1852
      @gamingdynasty1852 3 года назад +4

      I am a game developer i will definitely put this in my inde game thanx for idea

  • @Burber3000
    @Burber3000 2 года назад +3

    The only thing I know about WW2 is “MY TEAM” fought against the “ENEMY TEAM”

  • @totoboy3532
    @totoboy3532 3 года назад +10

    Dude I absolutely loved that slick pelican chuckle when you made that joke on rolling a joint and new call of duty release bit

  • @robertscarboro7262
    @robertscarboro7262 3 года назад +25

    5:34 he couldn’t even hold back his laugh at his own joke 😂

  • @ratzfatz6880
    @ratzfatz6880 3 года назад +78

    Remember the time, when your killstreaks can only lead to a surveilance uav, an airstrike, or a helicopter? Good, old times.

    • @COOPERx223x
      @COOPERx223x 3 года назад +2

      Remember when you could call an airstrike on an open Missile silo and the jets would come in so low they would strafe the ground?

    • @Razgriz85
      @Razgriz85 3 года назад

      You never got the tactical nuke in Modern Warfare (the original one, not the remake)?

    • @ratzfatz6880
      @ratzfatz6880 3 года назад +3

      @@Razgriz85 there was a nuke? I only got it one time in mw2 but I never saw one it in the first one.

    • @COOPERx223x
      @COOPERx223x 3 года назад +3

      @@ratzfatz6880 there was no nuke in CoD4 as a killstreak, it was first introduced in Modern Warfare 2

    • @ratzfatz6880
      @ratzfatz6880 3 года назад +2

      @@COOPERx223x Thats what I thought. I mostly remember that tiny map with those shipping containers where dozens of players can spawn in close proximity. That was a chaotic mess. But also a really funny mess when you were standing behind all of them with a machine gun.

  • @piotrmontgomerytv7786
    @piotrmontgomerytv7786 Год назад +1

    "Flee from the bombing quicker" sounds better.

  • @evelynstern6608
    @evelynstern6608 3 года назад +19

    I kinda love how he broke during the vaping weed bit lmao.

  • @ImPerhapsLater
    @ImPerhapsLater 3 года назад +10

    The “Any % n word speed run” had me cracking up and remembering the MW2 lobby as a kid 😂

    • @florider_hd
      @florider_hd 3 года назад

      same. i fealt like a man when in reality i was just listening to grown ups isulting eachother.

  • @LongTimeAgoNL
    @LongTimeAgoNL 3 года назад +7

    Haha, almost went out of character when you said "I dont want to die before the next cod release". Fantastic stuff!

  • @l_ngpham
    @l_ngpham 3 года назад +9

    I like how a game set during WW2 has the option to change optic reticles, when a game set in the near future of 20 years from now doesn't, but it's got an optic with wifi and cell service built into it.

    • @mrmonkeybond9838
      @mrmonkeybond9838 3 года назад

      ?

    • @l_ngpham
      @l_ngpham 3 года назад

      @@mrmonkeybond9838 ?

    • @mrmonkeybond9838
      @mrmonkeybond9838 3 года назад

      @@l_ngpham I don’t know what game your talking about

    • @l_ngpham
      @l_ngpham 3 года назад +1

      @@mrmonkeybond9838 Battlefield 2077

    • @mrmonkeybond9838
      @mrmonkeybond9838 3 года назад

      @@l_ngpham you can change the scope in bf 2042

  • @simbahalls5878
    @simbahalls5878 3 года назад +17

    "Now he charges five dollars to enter heaven" ☠️

  • @ollyonkbm4186
    @ollyonkbm4186 3 года назад +17

    Your videos brighten my day after having my car stolen and my house broken into in the same night. Thanks man

    • @dbagsdirty144
      @dbagsdirty144 3 года назад +7

      I'm genuinely sorry to hear that. Would you like a cool and refreshing glass of water in this trying time?

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  3 года назад +12

      that sucks man, hope you're doing alright

    • @ollyonkbm4186
      @ollyonkbm4186 3 года назад +7

      @@ModestPelican yeah I’m doing ok, they took most of my gaming setup and my little brothers Nintendo stuff. I guess I’ll just have to stay hydrated

    • @TulkasMight
      @TulkasMight 3 года назад +1

      @@ollyonkbm4186 Do some lines of water. That is peak hydration.
      Edit: glad it want worse for you.

    • @glitchadapt8681
      @glitchadapt8681 3 года назад

      @@ollyonkbm4186 😪

  • @zaydenxo
    @zaydenxo 3 года назад +76

    A footballer was named Danny drinkwater, this is proof that people should drink more of water!

    • @cloakedsquid
      @cloakedsquid 3 года назад

      ew a British person

    • @KIJIKLIPS
      @KIJIKLIPS 3 года назад

      @@cloakedsquid who asked

    • @cloakedsquid
      @cloakedsquid 3 года назад

      @@KIJIKLIPS ew another one

    • @zaydenxo
      @zaydenxo 3 года назад

      @@cloakedsquid tf u mean mate?

    • @KIJIKLIPS
      @KIJIKLIPS 3 года назад

      @@cloakedsquid who said I was British

  • @leonskennedy64
    @leonskennedy64 3 года назад +135

    When Fortnite has more realistic guns than cod……

    • @lakshmigayatrikuna1203
      @lakshmigayatrikuna1203 3 года назад +16

      I hate how true this is.
      But to be fair fortnite doesn't have attachments and some of the guns are really wacky

    • @chaydanmorgan917
      @chaydanmorgan917 3 года назад +32

      The drum mag m1 Garand makes me more mad that it should

    • @jamesgordon2788
      @jamesgordon2788 3 года назад +1

      @@lakshmigayatrikuna1203 there sposed to be wacky though

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 3 года назад +3

      @@jamesgordon2788 oh really i thought they designed a whole game like that just by accident?
      Like no sh*t sherlock

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 3 года назад +8

      @@jamesgordon2788 p.s. im not being mean. Im just australian. My bad

  • @checkboxxxproductions
    @checkboxxxproductions 3 года назад +25

    Calmly drinking my coffee, everything’s good…”might have to get him a tiny knife”….showered my keyboard in coffee.
    Thanks MP.

  • @Cosmic_Nomad
    @Cosmic_Nomad 3 года назад +8

    Dude in thought this was just gonna be a video bashing this game, which I don’t think vanguard deserves .(trust me I know activision deserves it from the past) But this video made me laugh so hard. I likely just lost my job yesterday, so I needed this. Thanks dude!

  • @Kai__S
    @Kai__S 3 года назад +43

    Laughs all the way to the end - love the "young Pelican" stories!
    And yeah, EFF skill-based-matchmaking - it's the way you explained it: there is NO reward for improving yourself, hell are score-streaks still working? are they? they can't.

  • @lxeedye7one662
    @lxeedye7one662 3 года назад +22

    5:32 that line delivery was so good even he laughed...

  • @jackjohnston1809
    @jackjohnston1809 3 года назад +8

    One of the most slept on gaming channels on RUclips! Fucking love your videos! Hope your doing alright in Australia, I can’t imagine what it’d b like to deal with the lockdowns for as long as you guys have.

  • @Jyseng
    @Jyseng 3 года назад +1

    That random weed story made me subscribe 😆

  • @Isaiahguessr
    @Isaiahguessr Год назад +1

    I’m so happy this vid was in my recommended

  • @riizeshayz
    @riizeshayz 3 года назад +3

    5:25 i love how the conversation shifts so dramatically hahaha

  • @qqq386
    @qqq386 3 года назад +19

    So according to CoD the Soviet Union under Stalin was a colorful place to live. I guess the next game will portray Pol Pot's Cambodia as a summer camp

    • @joshuamorris5429
      @joshuamorris5429 3 года назад

      Great comment hahaha

    • @xntt-xo5qi
      @xntt-xo5qi 3 года назад +1

      I believe its referred to as a holiday in cambodia

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 3 года назад +2

      next game we'll be having a dance party and smoking weed in a concentration camp

    • @dylanabela4058
      @dylanabela4058 3 года назад

      Living standards in Stalinist Russia were far higher than under the Tsar. Standards of living in the USSR were worse than the Western middle class, but better than being poor in the West.

  • @gabejacobs9048
    @gabejacobs9048 3 года назад +4

    was born in 2000 and mw2 was still a huge part of my life- would never realize till now it was one of THE BEST cod

    • @BootyDreamz
      @BootyDreamz 3 года назад

      Same my dude! Born in 2000 and my first cod was World at War on PS3. I also remember playing mw2 story mode almost everyday, along with the spec ops challenges with my older brother. Mw3 was when I got into multiplayer, and was the first cod I sunk so many hours in even though I was really bad at it lol. My favorite CoD definitely has to be Mw3 since the nostalgia hits really hard. Especially since me and my brother would play hours and hours of survival mode on that train station map while we listened to Linkin Park and other Rock songs. Call of Duty was a huge part of my life and it really sucks to not enjoy it anymore, but it's cool to see a new generation of people who have the same amount of love for the series that I use to have as I kid.

    • @gabejacobs9048
      @gabejacobs9048 3 года назад

      @@BootyDreamz agreed, mw3 is when I was old enough to spend countless hours with no sleep, but like you was a bit different than mw2 and a lot of people found it hard to adjust to. Survival mode was cool too on mw3… world at war on Nintendo wii was my first cod LOL

  • @mavrostitan1968
    @mavrostitan1968 2 года назад +2

    the idea of a cat wielding a tiny knife really got me

  • @IsThatKris
    @IsThatKris 3 года назад +1

    It's not us. It's the game. Anyone born before 2003 agrees the pre BO3 were the best years of COD

  • @CutzMcOnions
    @CutzMcOnions 3 года назад +24

    2:52 made me laugh mid sip. now my nostrils are hydrated.
    thanks Papa Peli

    • @McDanklestank
      @McDanklestank 3 года назад +2

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the soldiers jumping like zombies on Die Rise

  • @brage1274
    @brage1274 3 года назад +41

    Second video of telling Pelican that he's videos are helping me through a rough time till he notices :) Much love

    • @evancookman9853
      @evancookman9853 3 года назад +3

      Good luck getting through those times man!

    • @brage1274
      @brage1274 3 года назад +3

      @@evancookman9853 Thanks man :) Much love

  • @SCBLGamingFilm
    @SCBLGamingFilm 3 года назад +6

    Peli laughing at his own joke 5:34 was one of the best parts of this video 😅

  • @BrazyUK
    @BrazyUK 3 года назад +1

    LOVED THE HIGHRISE FOOTAGE AND THE MW2 TALK. AHHH IT TOOK ME BACK TO THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE....

  • @arkmangato870
    @arkmangato870 3 года назад +1

    What a genuinely funny and great RUclips video. I love the innanet

  • @sosaomen6255
    @sosaomen6255 3 года назад +5

    “I’m actually not 100% sure why I’m telling this story” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bread7210
    @bread7210 2 года назад +3

    9:47 "might have to get him a tiny knife or something" I laughed to 20 secs straight

  • @decadius3409
    @decadius3409 3 года назад +4

    Where have the “if you enjoy this video…” intros gone, they where the staple of the channel

  • @qwwertyyuiopp
    @qwwertyyuiopp Год назад +1

    4:02 is nobody gonna talk about how a 250kg bomb exploded right beside him and he survived

  • @peoplesrepublicofchina8340
    @peoplesrepublicofchina8340 3 года назад +1

    YAY Modest pelican uploaded, now time to sit back and enjoy with a glass of fresh water straight from the tap.

  • @HomicideJack187
    @HomicideJack187 3 года назад +43

    O.G.'s will remember Call of Duty: Finest Hour had a section where you played as a female Russian sniper.

    • @johnnyboicasey295
      @johnnyboicasey295 3 года назад +5

      I remember & her name was Tanya Pavelovna. I was recently arguing with some people who kept saying that Vanguard was the first COD to play a female Russian sniper.

    • @goroakechi2216
      @goroakechi2216 3 года назад +2

      @@johnnyboicasey295 cod black ops 3: am I joke to you

    • @RiveryJerald
      @RiveryJerald 3 года назад

      @@goroakechi2216 it ain't set in WW1 and 2

    • @Endo_4weeks
      @Endo_4weeks 3 года назад

      I’m an og then. Remember Sargent puskov from the first mission? Me and my brother called him “Puss cough”

    • @cjthechild4067
      @cjthechild4067 3 года назад +1

      Like the first mission I think. I lowkey couldn't pass it and gave up on the rest of the game... Big Redo One was fun though XD

  • @B0nzai
    @B0nzai 3 года назад +17

    I went to my friends house the other day and his little brother loved staying hydrated so much he decided to start drowning. me being the good person i am, threw a body board at him trying to save him. He's not moving now and can stay hydrated! Hope this story inspires others to stay hydrated

  • @30AndHatingIt
    @30AndHatingIt 3 года назад +41

    I can't get over how lifelike it looks starting at 3:05. The interiors looked like a real room, like you were really there. Good lord, graphics are getting CLOSE!

    • @evghow2
      @evghow2 3 года назад +5

      Funny thing is, that's not even comparable to the top tier graphics of today, it gets much better! I'm excited to see where games go

    • @rockcockhockenhull8204
      @rockcockhockenhull8204 3 года назад +1

      Have you ever been in a real room (its okay if you haven't).

    • @30AndHatingIt
      @30AndHatingIt 3 года назад +9

      @@rockcockhockenhull8204 Unfortunately, I've only seen the outdoors. I was raised by wolves. I'm only on the internet because one of my wolf family members accidentally ran off with a laptop which they mistook as a package of ground beef. I figured I would use it before the battery ran out of pow........

    • @rockcockhockenhull8204
      @rockcockhockenhull8204 3 года назад +2

      @@30AndHatingIt A tale old as time, RIP bro I miss you.

    • @thestop-motionguy9909
      @thestop-motionguy9909 3 года назад +3

      And people wonder why we no longer have fun and enjoyable games, it's because you all care way too much about the graphics of a game rather than the gameplay.

  • @peppstorro324
    @peppstorro324 3 года назад +1

    why have i not watched this absolute legend before?? had me laughing from start to finish!

  • @savisrichardson7937
    @savisrichardson7937 3 года назад

    Lmaaaoo the way you transitioned into the side story of your barber/plug was absolutely perfect 👏🏽

  • @willtoker9193
    @willtoker9193 3 года назад +13

    'They'll instantly associate his head with fascism' that got me creasing

  • @thebulletkin8393
    @thebulletkin8393 3 года назад +6

    Your take on SBMM is exactly what I think as well.
    When I played bfV, I wasn’t doing very well, I’d always be on the bottom half of the scoreboard and there would often be one player on huge streaks. I wanted to do that.
    So I began aim training, learning how to better position myself and build confidence in order to achieve that level. Now today I’m miles better than what I was when I started.
    But if I’m only fighting people of my skill level, I won’t ever feel like Ive made an improvement because I won’t be beating players of a lower skill, and there is no challenging opponent that pubstomps.
    I guess players these days just want instant gratification, and don’t have the dexterity to actually try and improve.

  • @curtis6774
    @curtis6774 3 года назад +5

    I’m SO hydrated rn

  • @lukeluke3964
    @lukeluke3964 Год назад

    This video is absolutely brilliant your commentary is amazing 😂

  • @TSNVibes
    @TSNVibes 3 года назад +2

    So where is woods to greet us with the pre order now and get access to the digital edition bonus pack 😂😂😂

  • @the10rv
    @the10rv 3 года назад +6

    This is by far the best gem of a channel that i found endlessly watching random questionable videos in questionable hours under questionable substances. Big success!

  • @gravypods8293
    @gravypods8293 3 года назад +5

    I think cod was/is most enjoyable back in your hydrated school days hydrating and playing with the boys on a school night the reason you lived for

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 3 года назад

      That’s when it mattered. We all grew up now. The kids after us are the ones enjoying it now.

  • @mr.s9783
    @mr.s9783 3 года назад +15

    If you look at the swastikas in multiplayer modes, they're still censored.

    • @arsenal-slr9552
      @arsenal-slr9552 3 года назад

      They have to or else cant sell in some European countries

    • @liviubostan7229
      @liviubostan7229 3 года назад +16

      @@arsenal-slr9552 Only Germany,lol.
      In every country I know it's perfectly fine portraying as it was.
      Reality is cruel and we do no good by milding it down.

    • @covertgaming1628
      @covertgaming1628 3 года назад

      @@liviubostan7229 isn't Germany fine with it as long as it's for a history purpose and not just for saying Germany had Hitler Germany bad

    • @mitchc552
      @mitchc552 3 года назад +5

      @@covertgaming1628 no Germany has laws against displaying nazi imagery. Even in art and video games

    • @johnq1753
      @johnq1753 3 года назад +3

      @@mitchc552 it is allowed in art, and the ban on swastikas in videogames was lifted like 3 years ago

  • @21ZacDUDE
    @21ZacDUDE 3 года назад

    First vid I've seen from Modest Pelican, this shit was hilarious. Brings me back.

  • @thegrimsleeper07
    @thegrimsleeper07 2 года назад +1

    The father of my grandpa was in WWII and wrote in a journal about it and in the end, it was made a book. In this book, he wrote that the russians really were afraid of the german Planes. So this is accurate in CoD Vanguard, I guess.
    It's a very interesting book because you learn very much about this time

  • @ColtonT13
    @ColtonT13 3 года назад +5

    I’m really conflicted Peli… I woke up and immediately watched your video but I realized my mouth was dry and I was thirsty but I continued to support you anyways… now I’m hospitalized for dehydration and I can’t help but feel like it’s your fault. I feel like you owe me some compensation for my undying support

  • @PewPewLookout
    @PewPewLookout 3 года назад +3

    6:10 i swear i thought this was the most well setup segue to a sponsor i'd ever seen. turns out he's just a weedhead who rambled off topic. i can relate.

  • @kevingoodman3448
    @kevingoodman3448 3 года назад +4

    Damn man the way you do comedy is hilarious 😂 love the vids
    Edit: 5:18-5:26 is the definitive way to play zombies

  • @arthurchimeno8743
    @arthurchimeno8743 3 года назад

    This video is so underrated LMAO thanks for making this^^

  • @oOGubOoGubOo
    @oOGubOoGubOo 2 года назад

    i loved you talking about weed and going completely off topic. one of my favourite youtubers funny af and loves the ganja 🤝🍃

  • @rilomilo734
    @rilomilo734 3 года назад +68

    Not even God himself could match this heavenly Christian content!!!

  • @Guamemala
    @Guamemala 3 года назад +3

    This game is literally Cold War, but re-skinned.

  • @mcdonaldsapp666
    @mcdonaldsapp666 3 года назад +16

    MW 2019 was such a refreshing game after the jetpack era. Still one of the best COD games. Everything since then has been utter rubbish.

    • @ChandranPrema123
      @ChandranPrema123 3 года назад

      Atleast Cold War had an S Tier Campaign the biggest problem with COD is Activision rushing COD games for the past 5 years besides MW

  • @mizwave7645
    @mizwave7645 3 года назад

    Always looking for game reviewers with good swag. U earned my sub

  • @harryhall5898
    @harryhall5898 3 года назад +1

    “I might have to get him a tiny knife or something” hahahahahaha

  • @AverageLeagueGamer
    @AverageLeagueGamer 3 года назад +7

    "I don't even know why I'm telling this story"
    Probably to break past the 10 minute mark.

  • @-John-Doe-
    @-John-Doe- 3 года назад +3

    7:48 As a proud boomer who remembers when wasd came into vogue _('97, Fong, Quake)_ -- The problem is aiming.
    As aiming systems and control systems became more innovative and advanced, the popularity of FPS games skyrocketed.
    Then came, the Halo aiming circle, the CoD hip spray and ADS snapping/FOV modifiers. Even Goldeneye had autoaim from the hip.
    In CoD there was ADS time, sprintout time, and more decisions factored into a game that couldn't be solved with a simple aimbot.
    Same with Halo between the trinity of Grenade/Shoot/Melee, and the Dash and Grab map control/resource management which was common at the time.
    Aiming used to be such a chore, you could AD spam _(later drop shot in CoD)_ out of most fights.
    _Not_ exactly realistic but you do what you do to win given the limits of the user interface.
    The problem is, certain players had grown accustomed to raw mouse input being the entire game.
    When Halo came out, the game had no _"skill,"_ according to the strict CS crowd that spent hundreds and thousands of hours knowing which corners to hold and mastering clicking heads with their fancy mice and finding every hardware advantage possible.
    _(Although everyone instantly recognized the Pistol broke the rest of the great game design, so you could aim your way out of almost everything with it)_
    The problem with a game that's _"Solvable"_ with raw aim input _(or an aimbot)_ is the fact that skill based matchmaking turns into a banal affair. It becomes a cut throat sweat contest where people are obsessed with aim, and even blame the outcome on aim -- And you cant blame them.
    _+Pro Tip: One of the best ways to playtest and review a game is to swap its controls and play it left handed. You can tell if a game is more about how good you are at the controls, or the game itself - thank you Shigeru Miyamoto_
    _____________
    There are other major changes to Call of Duty, namely the map design going from MW1, to 2, to MW3 when maps eventually turned into rats nests where you were guaranteed to be exposed from some direction. This gives even the most casual player the opportunity to get a kill. CoD4's maps were designed as 3x3 lanes that could be held down in team tactical. This was not fun for people who didn't know how to completely dominate maps.
    Epic games released a really great paper/how-to on map design for unreal engine... but that was probably 15 years ago by now.
    It's all about information and odds -- Think Chess _(perfect information)_ Poker _(very limited information)_ and a call of duty map where you have 1 doorway to hold vs 3.
    Back in the day, this knowledge was very useful for reading maps for competitive play -- IE a Van is high cover, blocks sight/information, a car is low cover that provides information.
    As a boomer, I've come full circle from the gratifying accusation of aimbots constantly to not playing in years and being absolutely terrible at aiming. I still follow games and game design more than actually playing them.

  • @zacharyscaffidi7169
    @zacharyscaffidi7169 3 года назад

    Dude, 100% this video is my first I've seen from you and it earned you a like and subscription bc that shit was too funny 🤣

  • @Jtastik235
    @Jtastik235 2 года назад

    I laughed harder than normal at the hairdresser dealer story! Bruh, you are amazing!

  • @Gyberman07
    @Gyberman07 3 года назад +11

    yo

  • @DeanPattrick
    @DeanPattrick 3 года назад +12

    You absolutely nailed it.! After playing CoD every year (50+ aged gamer) I’ve decided that the buggers will never see a single penny from me ever again. SBMM was the nail in the coffin for me. Thanks for your review, glad I didn’t buy it 🙌😎

    • @tupla1122
      @tupla1122 3 года назад

      Yeah vanguard is deff not the best but for me its looking better than mw and cw allthought it dosent need much to be better than them. I have said that i wont buy the new cod for the past 4 years but somehow i find a way to buy the new cod again and again xd I need hel :D

    • @ElPatron42069
      @ElPatron42069 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @ElPatron42069
      @ElPatron42069 3 года назад

      @@tupla1122 so you are part of the problem...cold war campaign and zombies were dope, vanguard multiplayer is okay but that's it, zombies mode is utter shite

    • @tupla1122
      @tupla1122 3 года назад

      @@ElPatron42069 i know im part of the problem you dont have to say it to me xdd.

    • @grootsChannel
      @grootsChannel 3 года назад

      @@tupla1122 I actually liked MW a bit better, although I haven't played CW.

  • @requiemagent3014
    @requiemagent3014 3 года назад +6

    Oh God this game is trash. Thanks papa peli for suffering through that just to entertain us.

  • @PinkysBane
    @PinkysBane 2 года назад

    Bro we smoke hella weed and watch your videos you kill us with the wholesome things you do!!! Ty

  • @GetWetIBlade
    @GetWetIBlade 3 года назад

    Well, this was the most entertained I have been by a COD video since the Black Ops 1 days. *Tip of the hat to you*

  • @Isaiahguessr
    @Isaiahguessr Год назад +1

    I have no clue why people hate this game. I may not have played it before but from all the gameplay I’ve seen it looks awesome

  • @zaklocenie
    @zaklocenie 5 месяцев назад +1

    Vanguard is really good Call of Duty game, that gets way more hate than it diserves. My only complaint with it is that the story was too short. Even though it was six hours, there werent enough missions which lead to a lack of feeling at certain parts. When characters died, instead of being sad, upset, and wanting revenge, i felt indeifferent. Whichever developement team worked on Vanguard couldve avoided this buy adding more missions with the characters in them, allowing us to grow a bond, similar to how many felt when Roach and Ghost died in MW2 and when Soap died in MW3.

  • @WobblingScrub
    @WobblingScrub 2 года назад

    Best commentary iv heard all day GG

  • @engineersmith
    @engineersmith 3 года назад

    My grand pap told me story’s of quick scoping krauts in France. Can’t forget the slides with the no recoil BAR. Man I miss him every day.

  • @Jack-qf5iq
    @Jack-qf5iq 3 года назад

    I love the random minute of talking about your plug/hairdresser

  • @smithdenbleyker9624
    @smithdenbleyker9624 3 года назад

    Pelican is an absolute chimney I love it