No it's Steven's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad who say that and it was on the "Art of failure"
@@jazmany8831tf are you on about? Bro, the pythagorean theorem was discovered (made? Invented? Whatever) in 1900bc. That's a full 1400 years before 500bc. Math was still very complicated in 500bc,
@@tabithal2977 but we also didn't know the solution to the cubic/depressed cubic until the 1500s, and math equations also were only written in the form of shapes until like the 1600s.example: when people heard the term "x^2", they would imagine a literal square with sides of length "x"
@thejoker8565 Sorry... when I looked it up, all that I saw was the reboot released in 2022... my bad. 😅 (I've never played a CoD game, so it's not exactly my wheelhouse.) If you'd like, I can change it to fourteen years in my original comment.
@@sarahwallace nah all good bruh, it ain't that deep, just wanted to put out the true info ^^ you don't have to change it, people can go through the comments and see what we wrote and if they stil want to b*tch about it just let them 😅
I’ll be honest. When he said 500BC, my brain was like “what an idiot, 2000 years ago wouldn’t have even been in BC” then it dawned on me that in totally missed the joke about him being shit it math.
"When I was young I need to cross 4 rivers by swimming and tying up a raft with your Uncle and Auntie on it to tag along to buy Bok Choy and share 1 stalk for the whole family of 18. Not enough to make me tall lah.."
The confidence in Steven’s dad’s voice really does something Edit: I don’t wanna be that person that’s like, “I don’t wanna be that person but TYSM for the likes” but screw it; HOLY 5’2 PEOPLE 1K LIKES IN ONE DAY?! I’VE NEVER EVEN GOT MORE THAN 100 LIKES WHAT IS THIS?!
C.O.D. IS OVER 130GB. XFINITY IS 1.2TB MAX AND EVER COUPLE YEARS MAKE YOU PAY MORE FOR FASTER BUT NO MORE WENT $75 400MBS TO $95 @ 800MBS, THIS YEAR $113 FOR 1GBS SAME ROUTERS 7 YEARS!
Thank you Jonathon for your contribution to my growth🙏🏼🌺 I’ve learned the hard way that showing appreciation and a growth mindset has to be part of someone’s life before you meet. A person is not going to ‘change’ bc you want to, or to make a relationship work, it should be part of their lives already. 🙏🏼🌺
How dare you to talk back to your dad who is the genius made a time machine to work 26 hours in a day and wake up at 5.99 and go to work at 6.00 You better be proud of your dad Steven😂
Plot twist: Steven works the night shift from 9pm to 5am. His regarded parents insist on waking him up at 10am as “sleeping through the day” is “lazy”. lol
Those other countries just didn't try as hard as China, which is why they didn't have applied math in 500 BC and China not only had it, but had a system to grade your proficiency in it that was still relevant 2500 years later.
Never question Steven's Dad always full of truth knowledge
Yeah
He’s passses knowledge to other failures
Fr
Facts 💯 😂
I am definitely using the phrase "truth knowledge" in the future 😂
“Those who don’t listen to their father, will always be a failure”- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
when father is the general
No it's Steven's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad who say that and it was on the "Art of failure"
@@guilhmo7343😂 love this comment ❤❤❤
"those who say no, gets the belt... FOREVER" 😂
"One must get 90% or more on honors level applied math, or they are a failure" typical asian parents 😂
Funniest part is that he says 500 bc even though 2000 years ago was 23 ad
@@Couldntthinkofanythingbetter.Or the fact that mathematics wasn't even as complex as six grade mathematics nowadays
@@jazmany8831tf are you on about? Bro, the pythagorean theorem was discovered (made? Invented? Whatever) in 1900bc. That's a full 1400 years before 500bc. Math was still very complicated in 500bc,
@@tabithal2977 oh, pardon me for my incorrect knowledge of the history of mathematics
@@tabithal2977 but we also didn't know the solution to the cubic/depressed cubic until the 1500s, and math equations also were only written in the form of shapes until like the 1600s.example: when people heard the term "x^2", they would imagine a literal square with sides of length "x"
"Early bird get the worm,and somehow,you're the larva"
"those who play modern warfare 2 will never get girlfriend" had me rolling on the floor 😂
It's kinda true though
Gamers don't wanna go outside of their comfort zone
The ironic in modern warfare and ancient times🤣
@@fn.spideyXDpleeeeease I’m a gamer and I had many beautiful girls, I mean the curves of the elven girls are amazing how can you not date them😂
The way he said it was just so funny
In 500bc
That "lah" always makes me laugh so hard😂
“You know what they say, if you minus 2023 by 2000 and you get -500 you a failure”
Exactly the comment i was looking for
Maybe it was intentional
@@dootslayer6958Def
This should be used Steven pls take notes 😂😂😂
Can someone explain please😅?
23 C.E.: “If you no play the piano lah, you get no girlfriend.”
I can confirm the 5’2” statement
I can also confirm the 5”0” theory.
Shortstacks, I will lift ye up and make ya into some fine blanket-rolled burritoes.
Same.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wished I've known that as a kid and I would never have eaten that damn delicious green betrayer of people who want to be shorter.
The dad's shamelessness when he makes stuff up is refreshing!
It’s so incredible how thousands of years ago the Asians still were disappointed in their children❤❤❤
Not actually, more like they believed (and still do) that their kids could achieve everything, not just anything.
@@midaz7 Same difference.
"Early bird gets the worm"
"Hold on so what happend to thoses early worms?...."
Imagine learning that time travel exists through a 2,000 year old wise saying about a game that's only a year old.🤣
Time travel is banned in china for a reason. 😂
We always has been time traveling, whenever an asian failed in live they need to redo school again.
Cod: MW2 was released back in 2009 but ok 👍
@thejoker8565 Sorry... when I looked it up, all that I saw was the reboot released in 2022... my bad. 😅 (I've never played a CoD game, so it's not exactly my wheelhouse.) If you'd like, I can change it to fourteen years in my original comment.
@@sarahwallace nah all good bruh, it ain't that deep, just wanted to put out the true info ^^ you don't have to change it, people can go through the comments and see what we wrote and if they stil want to b*tch about it just let them 😅
I'm a historian and I can confirm what the Ancient Chinese said was true.
Steven Dad one-liners are gold-tier levels
“Those who stay inside for 1 millisecond is a FAILURE”
"You don't do your homework, you turn into a fish." - some random girl I met at church 2023
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ItisfloI'm serious too😂
@@HiHowRYa22 seriously?! Lol i rebuke her in Jesus name lol
"WHO'S THEY?" got me on the floor
They be time travelers
Hahahah that "there's no way they're talking about applied math in 500BC" 😂😂😂😂
“Those who don’t eat their vegetables will be 5 foot 2”
Where did blud get that from 💀
You should be questioning how Steven’s dad knows that the ancient Chinese were using the imperial system back then
From 30Bc China 😂
I did and it still didn't work
Guess I didn’t eat my vegetables 😭
Ancient China obviously.
I’ll be honest. When he said 500BC, my brain was like “what an idiot, 2000 years ago wouldn’t have even been in BC” then it dawned on me that in totally missed the joke about him being shit it math.
“But dad, you are 5.2”
Savage
"Your fault, your failure made me short"
“….ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME?!”
That's because I didn't eat my broccoli when I was younger.
"When I was young I need to cross 4 rivers by swimming and tying up a raft with your Uncle and Auntie on it to tag along to buy Bok Choy and share 1 stalk for the whole family of 18. Not enough to make me tall lah.."
the fact that it is actually 10:00 am and I'm still in bed made me realize how crazy this algorithm is
The confidence in Steven’s dad’s voice really does something
Edit: I don’t wanna be that person that’s like, “I don’t wanna be that person but TYSM for the likes” but screw it; HOLY 5’2 PEOPLE 1K LIKES IN ONE DAY?! I’VE NEVER EVEN GOT MORE THAN 100 LIKES WHAT IS THIS?!
Chinese are truly allah😮
Thinking that ancient china would consider 5 2" a great size...
The edit is so much longer than the comment💀
@@MinosPrimeOfficial Yep, that’s just how I am
You know what they say…those who edit their comment like that don’t get the girl
Early bird gets the worm...second mouse gets the cheese 😂😂😂😂😂
"Early Bird gets the worm"
The Blue Shell Pillow, thinking Steven's Dad is the first: _Hello there_
‘Are you playing Xbox?’ Steven’s dad asks while Steven is holding a PS5 controller lol
They invented time travel 2000 years ago
I was waiting for Steven to just walk out in the middle of the flashback.
Omg my mom would always say, “video games are the reason you are sick”
I read this in Steven's dad's voice
(dota sound) Wicked sick.... 💀
just don't forget drink the hot water then...
If you habitually stay up to play them, yeah. Otherwise, I'm not sure where they got that from
“Who’s “they”?” And “that’s what they say” got me 💀💀
"Those who don't eat their broccoli will always be 5'2" Fax bro
…
“You know what they say, lah”
steven’s logic: honor’s level and percentages didn’t exist in 500 BC
steven’s dad: *”2000👏YEAR👏OLD👏ANCIENT👏CHINESE👏SAYING👏”*
Steven:thats illogical
Steven's dad:logic wasn't invented yet
Can we just appreciate how much hard work and dedication Steve he puts into his videos 🤓
STEVEN NOT STEVEEEE
He went back in time and created all those sayings
“I’m pretty sure they did not say that.”
“They sure did!”
*brings out 3000 year script proving the fact*
the fact this actually came on my feed at 10
Broccoli is not even 2000 years old, it's pretty young in terms of veggies
I don’t think the imperial system existed either
You obviously underestimate the Asian
It is youngest vegetable after cauliflower
@@puffnat1on039, could've been a translation into imperial
@@Jan_Koopman well then, they didn’t always say THAT, did they
The fact im watching this exactly at 10:00 AM
Steven forgot physics wasn't invented in his fathers' time. so they could have time traveled.
That math joke was so funny, bro traveled further in time...
Meanwhile Call of duty : Apparently I am much older than you think I am 🤣🤣
Back then,kids played, Summons of the Empire
The exasperated bend backwards and turn around gets me every time. LOL 😂
This has to be the funniest short on RUclips! If you say it isn't, I will send you to Jesus!
This kinda helped me realize that we must go off on all ideas quickly because we can die out at any moment
We still can deny their ability at creating made up stories so smoothly without any flaw.
Very relatable.....
And i am aslo suffering like these quotes
POV Indian family moves in next door and they are better then you
Bro I love my vegetables but I’m only 157 💀😭
Bro new there was no applied maths in 500 BC BUT didn’t know there was no COD 2000 years ago 😂😂
Said it for 2000 years but saying it in 500BC… Steven’s time travelling??
“Are you playing xbo… “
Steven holding a ps5 controller😂😂😂
C.O.D. IS OVER 130GB. XFINITY IS 1.2TB MAX AND EVER COUPLE YEARS MAKE YOU PAY MORE FOR FASTER BUT NO MORE WENT $75 400MBS TO $95 @ 800MBS, THIS YEAR $113 FOR 1GBS SAME ROUTERS 7 YEARS!
My dude xbox didnt exist 500 BC💀
Fr! 💀
Neither did broccoli, funnily enough. Broccoli was one of the plants that was changed over time into what it is now.
"Thank you captain obvious, much appreciated." - (---) abridged
@@maysee2515 ye same with alot of other veghies and fruits
@@Soul_404. dont have to be a jerk
“The early bird gets the worm.”
Me: well the early worm gets eaten by the early bird 🤓”
You know what they say: TIME TRAVEL
As a piece of broccoli, I can confirm you shall never grow above 5’2’’ without me.
One of the few youtubers who doesn't repeat content, steal content or is predictable
"Hey, im not the one with A- GRADE IN HISTORY"
Steven: Who are ThEy
Dad: Time travelers from China
Like uncle Roger taught us ancient Chinese saying " garlic are like children. They will never be enough." *gong sound*
I was waiting for "you know what they say, the early bird is not a FAILURE!"
The music in the flashbacks kills me 🤣
he betrayed rice and moved on to vegetables.
As a 2000 years old Chinese man I can confirm that call of duty and modern warfare II were very illegal in my days 💀
Thank you Jonathon for your contribution to my growth🙏🏼🌺
I’ve learned the hard way that showing appreciation and a growth mindset has to be part of someone’s life before you meet. A person is not going to ‘change’ bc you want to, or to make a relationship work, it should be part of their lives already. 🙏🏼🌺
If early bird gets the worm then the lazy worm survives😎
The amount of quotes uttered by Stephen Dad is amazing
I just woke up at 10 am and RUclips perfectly timed this video
Same
"There's no way they knew applied maths in 500BC" had me laughing
These wisdoms are fire, they'll be remembered in yet another 2000 years.
This is my favorite vid by Steven.
the way i don't eat veggies and I'm 5'2 ... Guess "They" were right
"Early bird gets the worm" got me dead
It's like they are actually two different people 😮 nice job 😁
Lol. Every one of his 'They say' is funny; couldn't stop laughing. Also his shirt says 'Failure Management EST. 2020', made me laugh even harder.😂
Ya'll missed the part " Ancient China looked suspiciously like L.A". 😮🤔
And then there’s the whole “If you talk back, dodge this slipper”
The "How" got me dying😂😂
Damn Stevens dad got that back in my day but Asian way
I liked all your shorts
He’s Asian there’s a good chance he’ll be 5,2 no matter what 😂
They say those who do not know how to play piano will always be dumb 😂😊
The ancient Chinese casually playing modern warfare 2 on the ancient creation of the xbox... 😂
I was watching this without volume and I swear that I've listened through it all perfectly imagining Steven's Chinese voice-
I'm waiting for steven counter every words from steven's dad 😂
How dare you to talk back to your dad who is the genius made a time machine to work 26 hours in a day and wake up at 5.99 and go to work at 6.00
You better be proud of your dad Steven😂
"Ancient China looks suspiciously like LA"
Ancient China is LA
Plot twist: Steven works the night shift from 9pm to 5am. His regarded parents insist on waking him up at 10am as “sleeping through the day” is “lazy”.
lol
'Who's they?' - The question I always ask my parents 😂
I thought he was gonna say, “you still sleeping? It’s 6AM” 😂
Actually dad will still be sleeping at that time, missing the worm himself
The music that keeps playing during the flashbacks 😂
“Who’s THEY???” 🤣🤣🤣
90 percent on applied math?! THAT'S LOW STANDARD
When a man that used to walk to school uphill both ways tells you to stop playing Xbox, you better stop playing Xbox.
This man understands my humor. I’ve been playing mw2 since 2009 and I still get no hos 😂😂😂
Those other countries just didn't try as hard as China, which is why they didn't have applied math in 500 BC and China not only had it, but had a system to grade your proficiency in it that was still relevant 2500 years later.