Mortal Kombat X - Kano All Interaction Dialogues

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  • @shadow5112001
    @shadow5112001 7 лет назад +256

    "Kano..."
    "Your Mouth Says Ka-No, But Your Eyes Say Kan-Yes..."
    "Puns are a Crime Against Humanity"
    Fukn lost it

  • @seanlebron1
    @seanlebron1 9 лет назад +343

    Kano: I admire your work Shinnok
    Shinnok: And you are...
    Kano: Someone you shouldn't piss off

    • @johnnyjoestar3449
      @johnnyjoestar3449 9 лет назад +66

      I love how shinnok knows Jason and Predator but not Kano

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 9 лет назад +32

      +Bandit Axe
      I think Shinnok is a movie buff, I mean, what else is there to do in the Nether Realm?

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 8 лет назад +6

      +Jarock316 lol

    • @maliciousnnutritious3910
      @maliciousnnutritious3910 7 лет назад +8

      The fucking cajones in such a statement

    • @gokublack3107
      @gokublack3107 2 года назад +1

      Yea...a dirty mortal talking to a god!...is wayyy beyond me😒

  • @skcuf2
    @skcuf2 8 лет назад +277

    You left off one of the best. The interaction with Takeda entering.
    "Gonna stab you with my...knife."
    "That's not a knife."
    "I got you to say it."

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 лет назад +16

      Do keep in mind that this was made BEFORE that intro was a thing.

    • @lucasgarcia4193
      @lucasgarcia4193 5 лет назад +9

      I don't get the pun!

    • @schemar17
      @schemar17 5 лет назад +9

      @@lucasgarcia4193 from Steve irwing

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 3 года назад +8

      @@schemar17 *Crocodile Dundee

  • @klikssiikubra314
    @klikssiikubra314 9 лет назад +438

    Ka-no and Ka-yes?
    Are we sure that this isn't Johnny Cage cosplaying as Kano?

    • @gumimegpoid7638
      @gumimegpoid7638 9 лет назад +8

      +Klik'ssi Ikub'ra OH MY GO

    • @alienelephant4721
      @alienelephant4721 5 лет назад +19

      Puns are Crime against Humanity unless done by johnny Cage ;)

  • @anarchy5partan662
    @anarchy5partan662 8 лет назад +111

    "You're a scoundrel"
    "Says the deadbeat dad"
    "Even for you that was low"
    IM FUCKING DYING OMG

  • @j4ff4c3ks1
    @j4ff4c3ks1 9 лет назад +489

    "I love a good hat"
    Kano confirmed TF2 player

  • @brandonhartley5514
    @brandonhartley5514 8 лет назад +388

    I don't get why people hate Kano. He's a cool character, has great pickup lines, and has a good-looking cyborg eye. Sure he's got only basic combos, but we don't have to worry about those.

    • @iamwritingrightnow8217
      @iamwritingrightnow8217 7 лет назад +80

      Brandon Hartley i like kano because he is such a fucking asshole and doesn't seem to be scared of anything at all. I can feel his confidence through the screen.

    • @basilofgoodwishes4138
      @basilofgoodwishes4138 7 лет назад +80

      Brandon Hartley He is a super-duper-mega asshole with little to no loyality to anyone also he is very evil. However he is a good villian.

    • @AlluringTooth
      @AlluringTooth 6 лет назад +78

      I just love Kano because he don't give a fuck

    • @EvilRyuGuy
      @EvilRyuGuy 6 лет назад +5

      I like his attitude, but his blanka balls are dumb.

    • @Leo.23232
      @Leo.23232 6 лет назад +12

      Who hates him?

  • @bjarnetollevsen2163
    @bjarnetollevsen2163 9 лет назад +371

    Heheh. I love Kano. A remorseless scumbag with an oversized survival instinct. Always trouble.

    • @grille-pain3686
      @grille-pain3686 9 лет назад +42

      And he is also famous for his love of money and bitches

    • @rolandomarin3094
      @rolandomarin3094 9 лет назад +7

      True that

    • @everettsemergencyvids4786
      @everettsemergencyvids4786 8 лет назад

      +Tanya Sister of Shadow hey Kano said he fancied taking you out on a date

    • @liamsjtaylor
      @liamsjtaylor 7 лет назад +10

      Prefer him being Australian to yet another American or Brit or something. Thank lord he ain't some Japanese samurai. 😒

    • @FolkBoyify
      @FolkBoyify 6 лет назад +1

      Nemo Amaranth Like Erron Black

  • @ReptileRulesall
    @ReptileRulesall 9 лет назад +232

    Kano is fucking awesome. One of the best villains ever imo.

    • @rolandomarin3094
      @rolandomarin3094 9 лет назад +14

      True

    • @emilyannthevioletghost715
      @emilyannthevioletghost715 5 лет назад +14

      True dat. Just in it for the money, unafraid to make low blows.

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 лет назад +10

      Had a taste of Shang Tsung's glass, but realized that having everything was boring.

    • @Samysout
      @Samysout 5 лет назад +6

      @@rararasputin8608 you mean hourglass?

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 лет назад +9

      @@Samysout Nope, he tried the whole 'I rule and have everything', but it was no fun from him.

  • @adrianok4266
    @adrianok4266 9 лет назад +345

    Kano: "Sorry love, nothing personal."
    Kitana: "What will not do for money..."
    Kano: "I'll do you for three..."
    Sub-Zero: "Kano."
    Kano: "My favourite kitchen appliance."
    Sub-Zero: "First I'll freeze your mouth closed!"
    Kano: "Go home Ferra."
    Ferra: "What home?"
    Kano: "Whatever rubbish tip you crawled from."

    • @alexwells6685
      @alexwells6685 7 лет назад +39

      Adrian OK Kano: You look so much like her mama.
      Cassie Cage: Screw you creep.
      Kano: Why do you scream like her too.

    • @liamsjtaylor
      @liamsjtaylor 7 лет назад +43

      Adrian OK "For free" not "three"

    • @aliimrankazan3294
      @aliimrankazan3294 7 лет назад +13

      Liam Taylor well it changes the meaning and the joke compleately.

    • @liamsjtaylor
      @liamsjtaylor 7 лет назад +4

      Ali İmran KAZAN ?

    • @RawPower867
      @RawPower867 6 лет назад +13

      It's "wager you scream like her too"

  • @Gamesmarts194
    @Gamesmarts194 9 лет назад +130

    1:57 Looks like D'Vorah's watched the entire video already. XD

  • @joshuaseagondollar2495
    @joshuaseagondollar2495 8 лет назад +141

    "You cannot match my skill."
    Well, Kano did give you that scar in this timeline Sub-Zero.

  • @TheLtBicker
    @TheLtBicker 8 лет назад +126

    (Not shown after the end of this video)
    Kano: "Crikey, I need some water. All those spittakes left my mouth as dry as the Outback."

  • @drrrivevibes
    @drrrivevibes 9 лет назад +165

    When you spot that one move in his move list called "piss and moan" :/

    • @bouillonpandemonium9270
      @bouillonpandemonium9270 5 лет назад +23

      Wouldn't even be surprised if another move of him is called "shite and cum", that Perfectly reflects Kano

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 5 лет назад +6

      Pretty sure you were.just horny when you said that

  • @Funkypanda87
    @Funkypanda87 9 лет назад +161

    "Puns are a crime against humanity"
    Dammit, Jacqui, and I loved you!

    • @everettsemergencyvids4786
      @everettsemergencyvids4786 8 лет назад +8

      Jacqui: Kano.
      Kano: your eyes say Ka-No but your eyes say Ka-yes
      Jacqui: puns are a crime against humanity.
      Kano: Kitana
      Kitana: I don't recall fighting you
      Kano: (spits) let's make some memories.
      Kano and Kitana sitting in tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G

    • @perbrandt8772
      @perbrandt8772 8 лет назад +17

      you meant: Your MOUTH says Ka-No but your eyes says KaYes

    • @everettsemergencyvids4786
      @everettsemergencyvids4786 8 лет назад +4

      +Per Brandt oh yeah thanks for correcting me

    • @tahirmukic5460
      @tahirmukic5460 4 года назад +2

      @@everettsemergencyvids4786 Liu Kang would like to know your location

    • @johnbourlier7883
      @johnbourlier7883 2 года назад

      Doesn’t she deal with enough of them from Johnny Cage

  • @combinecommando001
    @combinecommando001 9 лет назад +105

    The burn on Kitana. "I'll do you for free"

    • @kiyaradnia1434
      @kiyaradnia1434 7 лет назад +12

      Takedrugskillabear does it mean that he will fuck her?

    • @x_ray5531
      @x_ray5531 6 лет назад +16

      Kiyarad Nia yeah

    • @Dmon10124
      @Dmon10124 6 лет назад +10

      Thats hot

    • @gabriellethomas9982
      @gabriellethomas9982 6 лет назад +3

      Keira Kang-Kahnum: WTF????☹☹☹☹☹

    • @kaballin8303
      @kaballin8303 6 лет назад +2

      @@Dmon10124 ehh. You Dirty Kid

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +36

    Kano: Well Ermac shall we?
    Ermac: You are 1 against many.
    Kano: I like my chances.

  • @insanitywolftm8693
    @insanitywolftm8693 9 лет назад +36

    Kano and Erron Black would probably be one of the deadliest duos in MK history.

  • @louiejones4725
    @louiejones4725 8 лет назад +55

    LOL
    Kano: Here sweet girl
    CG: Grandma what big teeth you have
    Kano: Here is how the story ends

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +58

    Erron Black: You're bad for business Kano.
    Kano: You could join the Black Dragon.
    Erron Black: I can barely stand one of you.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 9 лет назад +32

    Reptile and Quan Chi had some good comebacks.

  • @joeodonnell8800
    @joeodonnell8800 6 лет назад +27

    If Kano has one thing going for him it's his trash talk

  • @WanderingLoner1
    @WanderingLoner1 5 лет назад +28

    Love kano! He's a cool character

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 7 лет назад +30

    Johnny Cage: Did you throw me off a bridge?
    Kano: Guilty as charged.
    Johnny Cage: It's payback time.

  • @Banaerz
    @Banaerz 9 лет назад +35

    "The toothless Black Dragon..."
    and his sidekick Hiccup!

  • @issacgont565
    @issacgont565 4 года назад +24

    Jacqui: Kano..
    Kano: Your mouth say Ka-no but your eyes say kan yes-
    Jacqui: *puns are a crime against Humanity..*

  • @Ghoffman91
    @Ghoffman91 8 лет назад +114

    Kano: Well if it isn't the human lightning rod.
    Raiden: I am the Thunder God Kano.
    Kano: (spits) Real gods don't bleed.
    Sub-Zero: Kano
    Kano: I see your face healed up nicely since we last met.
    Sub-Zero: Yeah, and I see you thawed pretty well since them.

  • @DeBOMBs88
    @DeBOMBs88 9 лет назад +56

    at 8:17 "Do you toss your shoes as well.'' lmao xd:D

  • @התחתשלילאכולאת
    @התחתשלילאכולאת 7 лет назад +48

    God I love kano.

    • @brandonj2199
      @brandonj2199 5 лет назад +2

      But not a lot in mk11

    • @flambie5306
      @flambie5306 5 лет назад +3

      @@brandonj2199 yeah they butchered his image, style and voice.Like Wtf

  • @superstarultra28
    @superstarultra28 4 года назад +29

    God, I miss this voice actor. The new one's okay, but this one just feels right!

    • @evilotis01
      @evilotis01 2 года назад +2

      the accent is really bad tho

    • @gokublack3107
      @gokublack3107 2 года назад +6

      The new one,suits the younger Kano....but the old one is wayyy better tho

    • @spicybean2004
      @spicybean2004 Год назад

      That's Michael McConnohie for ya. The voice of Seth from Street Fighter IV and V, Astaroth from Soul Calibur, and Lich King from World of Warcraft

    • @AlexxeMJFAN
      @AlexxeMJFAN Год назад

      ​@@gokublack3107SO DAMN TRUE

  • @Metal92990
    @Metal92990 7 лет назад +36

    D'vorah: You are a wanted man, Kano.
    Kano: Tell me something I don't know.
    D'vorah: No one wants you alive!
    Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @Clout_demonTV
      @Clout_demonTV Год назад

      yeah right the comments and the mk fanbase say otherwise

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 6 лет назад +21

    D'vorah: "You are a wanted man, Kano."
    Kano: "Tell me something I don't know."
    D'vorah: "No one wants you alive."

  • @briLady7
    @briLady7 8 лет назад +9

    Kano: Don't let me catch you sneakin' a peek...
    Kitana: I accept your challenge...
    ....Wait.

  • @sixtycargothefightinggameg569
    @sixtycargothefightinggameg569 3 года назад +23

    I love how so many people hate this man
    But he's the fan favorite and one of the best characters in the game

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +13

    Kano: Little Kenshi
    Takeda: This is going to get ugly
    Kano: Won't even get my hands dirty

  • @Marcell2aG
    @Marcell2aG 8 лет назад +56

    lol the Kobra reference by Erron Black.

  • @KlyntarNage666
    @KlyntarNage666 7 лет назад +25

    Mileena: Any final words?
    Kano: how about reconstructive dentistry?
    Me: OOOOOOOOH!

    • @damonika09
      @damonika09 6 лет назад

      Ssj Rose black goku “Obnoxious till the end!” 😂

    • @КарлКарыч
      @КарлКарыч 4 года назад +1

      Kano had won before the battle even started

  • @gegensw4500
    @gegensw4500 6 лет назад +12

    kano is a total badass and i like his voice.

  • @QAZAZZA
    @QAZAZZA 8 лет назад +28

    *Spitting intensifies*

  • @kitoyuri
    @kitoyuri 9 лет назад +63

    Kano 1: believe it mate
    KANO 2: shang tsung did this
    Kano 1 : he made plenty of us
    Wait wahh. Does that mean there could be multiple kanos

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 9 лет назад +2

      Kawaii Samu mabe Kano's a clone:o

    • @gumimegpoid7638
      @gumimegpoid7638 9 лет назад +2

      +GravityNick2 shang tsung wai :o

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 9 лет назад +4

      +GravityNick2 and i don't think Kano will die for a while, anyways. I bet you even when mortal kombat games stll keeps coming more and more mortal kombat games. i am pretty sure he will appear in all of them:o and if it's true he is a clone, meaning he will never get replaced by a different character, lmao!! xd:O

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 9 лет назад +3

      +GravityNick2 and i don't think Kano will die for a while, anyways. I bet you even when mortal kombat games stll keeps coming more and more mortal kombat games. i am pretty sure he will appear in all of them:o and if it's true he is a clone, meaning he will never get replaced by a different character, lmao!! xd:O

    • @atr0cxty943
      @atr0cxty943 4 года назад +2

      Kalani the Super Tactical Droid Haha,

  • @CTJ296
    @CTJ296 6 лет назад +17

    "Second Rate Jarek" lmao

  • @alexwells6685
    @alexwells6685 7 лет назад +21

    Kano: Hello my lovely
    Sonya: You're coming with me in chains.
    Kano: Tempting but i'll pass.

  • @emmanuelvizcarra3236
    @emmanuelvizcarra3236 3 года назад +10

    Kano: You shouldn't have follow me.
    Sonya Blade: You shouldn't have run.
    Kano: Who's running.

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +16

    Kano: Shao Kahn's old pet
    Ermac: We serve outworld's ruler
    Kano: And who might purp in these days

    • @No-ez9mk
      @No-ez9mk 5 лет назад +1

      I read this as it played

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +27

    Kano: You look so much like her mama.
    Cassie Cage: Screw you creep!
    Kano: Why did you scream like her too?

  • @jasonglantz8224
    @jasonglantz8224 9 лет назад +7

    The first one between Kano and D'vorah made me chuckle.

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +31

    Kano: I'll have that rope spear.
    Scorpion: It is not for sale.
    Kano: Who said i don't want to buy it?

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 5 лет назад +5

      *Who said I want to buy it?

  • @harperjin72
    @harperjin72 7 лет назад +16

    Kano: Sorry love, nothing personal.
    Kitana: What you will not do for money.
    Kano: I'd do you for free.
    BURN

  • @klikssiikubra314
    @klikssiikubra314 9 лет назад +75

    6:16-6:23
    OHHHHH! Kenshi wishes he was deaf

    • @klikssiikubra314
      @klikssiikubra314 9 лет назад +12

      Klik'ssi Ikub'ra This should just be called the "Kano Burns Everyone" intros(and gets burned a couple of times)

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 9 лет назад +5

      +Klik'ssi Ikub'ra and you probally need some burn heals after those kano's insults lol xd;o

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames 6 лет назад +9

    Kano's salivary glands are so overpowered

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador 9 лет назад +43

    Reptile vs Kano, thats unfair Kano is Australian.

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 5 лет назад

      @@goddamnlife7397 Do typical jews have cybernetic eyes?

    • @godizillafan6727
      @godizillafan6727 3 года назад +1

      Kano sounds American and not Austrailian

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +36

    Kano: Scorpion
    Scorpion: Mercenary dog
    Kano: No team-up then eh

  • @TheAlphaLoneWolf1
    @TheAlphaLoneWolf1 4 года назад +99

    This Kano way better than the MK11 one

    • @SWORDSNWEED
      @SWORDSNWEED 3 года назад +31

      MK11 Kano is so much better but y’all stuck on the same mindset “haha mk11 bad mkx good”

    • @coltgun876
      @coltgun876 2 года назад +17

      @@SWORDSNWEED Ok hows this then? MKX AND MK11 BAD every game before those good. That's my personal opnion. And MK11 is just Injustice 2 with blood lol.

    • @gokublack3107
      @gokublack3107 2 года назад +8

      @@coltgun876 exactly....I starting back playing mkx...even the game is fast paste....but it feel like mk..unlike Mk11..and Mk11 is soft and friendly.
      Mk9 and mkx is there best work

    • @coltgun876
      @coltgun876 2 года назад +2

      @@gokublack3107 I didnt like MKX and still don't

    • @sgf1169
      @sgf1169 Год назад +1

      horrible fatalities in mk10 and 11 tho

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +14

    Kano: So what's it take to join your club?
    Sub-Zero: You are not worthy
    Kano: Wasn't asking don't like your tone

  • @burrusthedog9924
    @burrusthedog9924 3 года назад +22

    Imagine a Revenant Kano. That would be cool…

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +13

    Kano: Quite the sour look
    Raiden: My dour look conveys contempt
    Kano: I said sour as in puss

  • @sharpshooter13ify
    @sharpshooter13ify 4 года назад +11

    “Just a second rate Sonya.”
    “Just a second rate Jarek.”
    Uhh Jax? I’m fairly certain that kind of psychological warfare is crossing a line by even Shinnoks standards

    • @v12ts.gaming
      @v12ts.gaming Год назад

      It'd definitely worse than Fujin callin Kano "Hsu Hao" in MK11...

  • @jackyeon8080
    @jackyeon8080 9 лет назад +81

    Geez, maybe Kano won't be so evil if ppl started being nicer to him...
    Literally noone like him :'(

    • @andrewrogers7404
      @andrewrogers7404 9 лет назад +36

      Ugh. Have you forgot how many people he betrayed?

    • @bjarnetollevsen2163
      @bjarnetollevsen2163 9 лет назад +27

      +Yong Jing Long Dude. Kano isn't exactly a nice guy.

    • @rolandomarin3094
      @rolandomarin3094 9 лет назад +5

      I know but you got to admit he did betray everyone

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 9 лет назад +20

      +Yong Jing Long
      Given what Kano did to them, i say their hatred is pretty much justified.

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 8 лет назад +15

      +Yong Jing Long Given what sort of hatred Kano gets from nearly everyone, I'd say every MK X character has a right to despise him.

  • @am.i.cognizant9981
    @am.i.cognizant9981 9 лет назад +56

    It is kind of disturbing how rapy the dialogue is between kano and cassie

    • @MTdaVoid
      @MTdaVoid 9 лет назад +12

      Not to mention he's a man in his 50s while Cassie is in her 20s...

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 7 лет назад +1

      So you going to call Anita sarkissian

    • @RawPower867
      @RawPower867 6 лет назад +32

      Kano is *supposed* to be a scumbag. That's who he's always been.

    • @Itri_Vega
      @Itri_Vega 6 лет назад +7

      heh. Just wait till he uses his Chokehold on her... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @bouillonpandemonium9270
      @bouillonpandemonium9270 5 лет назад +3

      @top 10 anime accounts we have been fooled all along, Kano actually out there killing THOTS to make the world a better place 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻he's the good guy

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +24

    Kano: You're done Mileena
    Mileena: You betrayed me too?
    Kano: I prefer the winning side

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 7 лет назад +19

    Kano: What are you bothering me for?
    Johnny Cage: So there's ice cream in Outworld, chubby?
    Kano: That's your last go with me.

  • @Smokeyyy55
    @Smokeyyy55 Год назад +6

    6:24 i'm saving this :)

  • @crystallee9381
    @crystallee9381 9 лет назад +83

    8:41
    Kung Lao: Kira.
    Kano: Kano, you bloody p***!
    Kung Lao: Whatever.
    LOL!!!!

    • @seanlebron1
      @seanlebron1 9 лет назад +28

      Kano: Liu Kang
      Kung Lao: Scum! You face
      Kung Lao!
      Kano: Whatever

    • @crystallee9381
      @crystallee9381 9 лет назад

      ***** Yes. XD

    • @crystallee9381
      @crystallee9381 9 лет назад +2

      That is so true! XD

    • @jordanbartley9672
      @jordanbartley9672 7 лет назад +1

      Kano: Just a second-rate Sonya.
      Jax: Just a second-rate Jarek.
      Kano: Rack off

    • @liamsjtaylor
      @liamsjtaylor 7 лет назад +1

      Crystal Lee Didn't think Prig was profanity; thought it was just Prick, which isn't in the first place. 😐🤔

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +45

    Kano: I'll have that rope spear
    Scorpion: It is not for sale
    Kano: Who said i want to buy it

  • @JosephPagepublic
    @JosephPagepublic 7 лет назад +19

    If Smoke was in the game here is how the dialogue should be
    Kano: Up for round 2?
    Smoke: Your squad won't aid you this time
    Kano: I can handle a Lin Kuei myself
    Kano: You make a good ad for meat
    Smoke: I'll smoke your body out
    Kano: I'll gut ya to pieces
    Smoke: Devious combatant
    Kano: I'm no ordinary trooper
    Smoke: You shun all of society
    Smoke: What are you plotting now?
    Kano: Hack and slashing through you
    Smoke: You'll die of asphyxiation

  • @tylermarkle5114
    @tylermarkle5114 2 года назад +4

    2:59 If no one knows, Kobra was in deception and armageddon. Erron isn't lying, he is part of the black dragon.

  • @LexingtonDeville984
    @LexingtonDeville984 8 лет назад +4

    Interesting fact. The voice behind Kano (Michael McConnohie) also voiced Tracks and Cosmos in the old Transformers series.

  • @CHHSGuardBoy2
    @CHHSGuardBoy2 9 лет назад +8

    Kano: The Umbridge of Mortal Kombat.

  • @xxgamergirlxx7917
    @xxgamergirlxx7917 9 лет назад +22

    LMAO Kano Is Funny xDDDDDDDD My Fave Kitchen Apliance God He Can't Get Better Then This x'D

  • @drakenthorn6434
    @drakenthorn6434 9 лет назад +16

    I like this video.... * spits * thumbs up

  • @lostygirl
    @lostygirl  9 лет назад +20

    #MKX All interaction dialogues of #Kano

    • @Vikrampic123
      @Vikrampic123 9 лет назад +1

      Question is your name from tomb raider? Cause there is a person on there named lauracroft

    • @Vikrampic123
      @Vikrampic123 9 лет назад +1

      And a simple tip some people have different variations with different quotes. I wish my friend would grow the balls to give a shout-out but I'm sorry I can't help you. Do you know v-man? (That's him)

    • @howardlegacy2555
      @howardlegacy2555 9 лет назад +1

      You buy a Xbox One for Rise of the Tomb Raider or wait to.....?

    • @jasonwilliford3002
      @jasonwilliford3002 9 лет назад +1

      Lara do you think me and you can play :) I play mileena too ;) you don't have to tho I you don't want to :)

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 9 лет назад +1

      Kano: Who are you?
      Jason: [not talking but thinking] Your death.

  • @cookiecutter6735
    @cookiecutter6735 5 лет назад +11

    _"They'll let anyone in, aye?"_
    (wink wink)

    • @marsayde1237
      @marsayde1237 10 месяцев назад

      Homophobic Kano konfirmed

  • @wolf-trolling6896
    @wolf-trolling6896 6 лет назад +5

    Dude kano has some if the most savage intros

  • @Kunnaki
    @Kunnaki 6 лет назад +10

    Kano: "What have we got here?"
    Me (Blaine): "Out of my way, mercenary dog."
    Kano: "Didn't hear you say 'please'."
    Kano: "You seem upset, boy."
    Me: "You seem dead, rat."
    Kano: "Come on, then."
    Kano: "Shang Tsung's baby boy."
    Me: "You know what happens to people who say that name in my presence."
    Kano: "What can I say? I love risks."
    Me: "I don't pity the Kahn or Mileena."
    Kano: "Why is that?"
    Me: "Because anyone foolish enough to trust a _snake_ deserves their fate."
    Me: "Traitorous scum."
    Kano: "I'm a Black Dragon, punk."
    Me: "A group of _fools_ following a fool."
    Me: "Kobra."
    Kano: "Kano, ya bloody prick!"
    Me: "You can dish it out, but you certainly can't take it, huh?"

    • @shiro4095
      @shiro4095 4 года назад +3

      Wtf is between you and Kano

    • @Kunnaki
      @Kunnaki 4 года назад

      ​@@shiro4095 Blaine worked with Kano back when he was under Shang Tsung's control. Even then, he had nothing but contempt for the guy. He hates the way he does things.

  • @Disciple_of_Cthulhu
    @Disciple_of_Cthulhu 5 лет назад +1

    TFW a cannibal mutant, a living hive, and a reptilian assassin call you repulsive.

  • @VirusGames128
    @VirusGames128 10 месяцев назад +1

    Kano
    My favorite kitchen appliance
    First I’ll freeze your mouth closed
    I love these

  • @slashmator6065
    @slashmator6065 2 года назад +3

    14:04 that's a first Mk movie reference. awesome and a tribute to the actor

  • @gokublack3107
    @gokublack3107 2 года назад +2

    Kano interaction against Johnny cage seem more dark and deep than than the Mk11 ...you can feel there haterd against each other

  • @yoruokami5717
    @yoruokami5717 7 лет назад +4

    So there’s ice cream in our world cubby lol Jonny cracks me up

  • @FeralSimp2005
    @FeralSimp2005 Год назад +2

    They really made some of his lines........something 😳

  • @superfrycook6360
    @superfrycook6360 6 лет назад +6

    Dialogues between Kurtis Stryker and Kano
    Stryker: Hold it right there, mercenary.
    Kano: A police officer? How cute.
    Stryker: You’ll spend the rest of your life, behind bars!
    Stryker: Kano!
    Kano: We meet again, Kurtis.
    Stryker: I’ll take you down!
    Kano: How’s your partner, Kabal?
    Stryker: You’ll pay for what you did to my partner!
    Kano: You don’t have to say thank you.
    Kano: Hello, officer.
    Stryker: I don’t like your talk, mercenary.
    Kano: I don’t like you either.

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +6

    Kano: I admire your work Shinnok
    Shinnok: And you are?
    Kano: Your stalker i suppose

  • @Goldenmaster94
    @Goldenmaster94 7 лет назад +6

    Quan Chi: Why have we never done business?
    Kano: I didn't want to end up a zombie
    Quan Chi: It might increase your intelligence

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 3 года назад +4

    "Kira!"
    "KANO, ye bloody prig!"
    "Whatever."
    Imagine if Kung Lao called him Hsu Hao instead. Prolly that woulda twisted some nuts in Kano's brain

    • @AllThatGlitters777
      @AllThatGlitters777 2 года назад +1

      Fujin already took care of that for Kung Lao.
      Fujin: “There is nothing here for you. Begone.”
      Kano: “Rack off, Raiden lite!”
      Fujin: “Have it your way, Hsu Hao.”

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +5

    Reptile: What do you want?
    Kano: A pair of lizard skin boots
    Reptile: Make your peace fool

  • @tyezminter7634
    @tyezminter7634 6 лет назад +8

    missed one
    Takeda:I'm gonna stab you with my KNIFE
    Kano:That's not a knife
    Takeda: Made you say it

  • @redzuanhisham7440
    @redzuanhisham7440 3 года назад +8

    This voice better than mk11

    • @SWORDSNWEED
      @SWORDSNWEED 3 года назад +1

      hell nah, this voice is so bad. MK11 voice is so much better lmao

  • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
    @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 9 лет назад +17

    Best video game in the world.

    • @therealestniggaa
      @therealestniggaa 9 лет назад +5

      Ben Best actually in my opinion MK9 is better than Mortal Kombat X

    • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
      @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 9 лет назад

      dante poydras
      Nice point, but I think fans of the game above will disagree with you.
      Yet, I think both games are awesome along with the classic games.

    • @therealestniggaa
      @therealestniggaa 9 лет назад +1

      Ben Best True they both are classics just like Bad and Thriller

    • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
      @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 9 лет назад

      dante poydras
      :D Yeah.

    • @wintermoon3800
      @wintermoon3800 7 лет назад +3

      i aint gonna bother lookin through the comments but i 100% agree

  • @ammodean5968
    @ammodean5968 6 лет назад +3

    Love how he spits xD

  • @donquixote2072
    @donquixote2072 2 года назад +3

    Kano is a dangerous criminal. Since he has no static weapons, his combat training has turned him into a black dragon. But when the operation failed and his face was badly damaged, Kan's criminal career came to an end. As one of the survivors, he found a professional refinisher online at the link below. Kano has many paid upgrades, including a laser beam. With this new army Kanos started his reign of terror.

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 9 лет назад +4

    'Screw you creep.' 'I'd love you to.'

  • @WinterPhoenix
    @WinterPhoenix 4 года назад +7

    Johnny: Scumbag
    Kano: Tosser
    I don't know why I find this so funny

  • @a.j.farmer9101
    @a.j.farmer9101 8 лет назад +8

    Darus: "I'll put an end to the Black Dragon."
    Kano: "And how ya gonna do that?"
    Darus: "By cutting the head off the snake."
    Darus: (In Australian accent.) "Ello mate! How's it been?"
    Kano: "You mockin me kid?"
    Darus: (In Australian accent.) "Crigey! Shut your bloody mouth for ten seconds."
    Kano: "Sedrick's little boy."
    Darus: "You don't deserve to speak my father's name!"
    Kano: (Spits) "Aww. Did I strike a nerve?"
    Kano: "Nice sythe ya got there."
    Darus: "I'll use it to take your other eye."
    Kano: (Spits) "Ya got fight in ya kid. I like that."

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 лет назад +3

      Valkyria: You tried to assassinate the emperor.
      Kano: Perhaps... a bit.
      Valkyria: Betrayal will not be tolerated.
      Valkyria: Mercenary...
      Kano: I'm a businessman.
      Valkyria: You represent the worst of Earthrealm.
      Kano: Hello, my lovely...
      Valkyria: I know you tried to kill him...
      Kano: Another reason to gut ya.
      Kano: Quite the sour look...
      Valkyria: You rape Outworld of its honor.
      Kano: And what's honor buy you?

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 8 лет назад +2

      Ryan Stone: You piece of shit
      Kano: Watch your mouth, sonny.
      Ryan Stone: I'll shut yours first.
      Ryan Stone: Kano.
      Kano: Shouldn't you be locked up?
      Ryan Stone: Get ready for your death sentence.
      Kano: Still angry with me?
      Ryan Stone: Tell that to my comrades you murdered.
      Kano: (spits) I'll send 'em a postcard.
      Kano: Be on your guard, Stone.
      Ryan Stone: Been itching to punch your smug face.
      Kano: (spits) Let's see who bleeds first.

    • @a.j.farmer9101
      @a.j.farmer9101 8 лет назад

      Lexington Deville84 That's actually really badass. Have anymore?

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 8 лет назад +1

      +A.J. Farmer Currently brainstorming other dialogues 😁

    • @hh5559
      @hh5559 8 лет назад +1

      Me: Kano
      Kano: I'll make this quick.
      Me: Guess I'll take out your other eye.
      Me: (Aussie accent) G'day, mate!
      Kano: Watch your tongue or I'll have it!
      Me: Watch your ass or I'll kick it!
      Kano: You know the Black Dragon.
      Me: Everyone knows you, Kano.
      Kano:(spits) Then we can skip the foreplay.

  • @RK724bb
    @RK724bb 9 лет назад +3

    Younger Kano looks like Sub's evil twin

  • @--BACKTFUP
    @--BACKTFUP 6 лет назад +4

    “Your mouth says KanNO but your eyes say KanYES!”😂😂😂 I ship it.

    • @davydteather6822
      @davydteather6822 5 лет назад

      If he said that to Cassie Cage, I wonder what her response would be.

  • @stevenbyford5615
    @stevenbyford5615 5 лет назад +10

    Way better than MK 11 version.

    • @SWORDSNWEED
      @SWORDSNWEED 3 года назад

      Nah, MK11 Kano is so much better but y’all stuck on the same mindset of “haha mk11 bad mkx good”

    • @stevenbyford5615
      @stevenbyford5615 3 года назад

      @@SWORDSNWEED Its more like "mk11 mediocre while trying too hard, mkx a mediocre reboot."

    • @SWORDSNWEED
      @SWORDSNWEED 3 года назад

      @@stevenbyford5615 eh, im just saying that MK11 made Kano more interesting and relatable. And his design and dialogue are better than MKX

  • @OrpingtonFeller
    @OrpingtonFeller 6 лет назад +7

    Is it normal for Australians to spit whenever they meet someone?

  • @RomaRybakov
    @RomaRybakov 5 лет назад +2

    I've never seen so much spitting in such short time ahaha

  • @thetimberwolf100
    @thetimberwolf100 8 лет назад +5

    Kano is awesome.

  • @tmdkortmartial9969
    @tmdkortmartial9969 8 лет назад +4

    Sonya: You won't escape this time... Me: That's what you said last time