Mortal Kombat X - Kano All Interaction Dialogues

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  • Опубликовано: 27 май 2015
  • I love his oneliners lol, especially the ones with Quan Chi, Mileena, Reptile and Sub Zero :p
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  • @shadow5112001
    @shadow5112001 7 лет назад +228

    "Kano..."
    "Your Mouth Says Ka-No, But Your Eyes Say Kan-Yes..."
    "Puns are a Crime Against Humanity"
    Fukn lost it

  • @anarchy5partan662
    @anarchy5partan662 7 лет назад +94

    "You're a scoundrel"
    "Says the deadbeat dad"
    "Even for you that was low"
    IM FUCKING DYING OMG

  • @seanlebron1
    @seanlebron1 9 лет назад +332

    Kano: I admire your work Shinnok
    Shinnok: And you are...
    Kano: Someone you shouldn't piss off

    • @johnnyjoestar3449
      @johnnyjoestar3449 8 лет назад +64

      I love how shinnok knows Jason and Predator but not Kano

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 8 лет назад +26

      +Bandit Axe
      I think Shinnok is a movie buff, I mean, what else is there to do in the Nether Realm?

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 8 лет назад +6

      +Jarock316 lol

    • @maliciousnnutritious3910
      @maliciousnnutritious3910 6 лет назад +8

      The fucking cajones in such a statement

    • @gokublack3107
      @gokublack3107 Год назад +1

      Yea...a dirty mortal talking to a god!...is wayyy beyond me😒

  • @klikssiikubra314
    @klikssiikubra314 9 лет назад +429

    Ka-no and Ka-yes?
    Are we sure that this isn't Johnny Cage cosplaying as Kano?

    • @gumimegpoid7638
      @gumimegpoid7638 8 лет назад +8

      +Klik'ssi Ikub'ra OH MY GO

    • @alienelephant4721
      @alienelephant4721 5 лет назад +17

      Puns are Crime against Humanity unless done by johnny Cage ;)

  • @skcuf2
    @skcuf2 7 лет назад +264

    You left off one of the best. The interaction with Takeda entering.
    "Gonna stab you with my...knife."
    "That's not a knife."
    "I got you to say it."

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 7 лет назад +14

      Do keep in mind that this was made BEFORE that intro was a thing.

    • @lucasgarcia4193
      @lucasgarcia4193 5 лет назад +9

      I don't get the pun!

    • @schemar17
      @schemar17 4 года назад +8

      @@lucasgarcia4193 from Steve irwing

    • @lazwit5513
      @lazwit5513 2 года назад +7

      @@schemar17 *Crocodile Dundee

  • @bjarnetollevsen2163
    @bjarnetollevsen2163 8 лет назад +366

    Heheh. I love Kano. A remorseless scumbag with an oversized survival instinct. Always trouble.

    • @grille-pain3686
      @grille-pain3686 8 лет назад +42

      And he is also famous for his love of money and bitches

    • @rolandomarin3094
      @rolandomarin3094 8 лет назад +7

      True that

    • @everettsemergencyvids4786
      @everettsemergencyvids4786 7 лет назад

      +Tanya Sister of Shadow hey Kano said he fancied taking you out on a date

    • @liamsjtaylor
      @liamsjtaylor 6 лет назад +10

      Prefer him being Australian to yet another American or Brit or something. Thank lord he ain't some Japanese samurai. 😒

    • @FolkBoyify
      @FolkBoyify 5 лет назад +1

      Nemo Amaranth Like Erron Black

  • @j4ff4c3ks1
    @j4ff4c3ks1 9 лет назад +475

    "I love a good hat"
    Kano confirmed TF2 player

  • @brandonhartley5514
    @brandonhartley5514 7 лет назад +364

    I don't get why people hate Kano. He's a cool character, has great pickup lines, and has a good-looking cyborg eye. Sure he's got only basic combos, but we don't have to worry about those.

    • @iamwritingrightnow8217
      @iamwritingrightnow8217 7 лет назад +80

      Brandon Hartley i like kano because he is such a fucking asshole and doesn't seem to be scared of anything at all. I can feel his confidence through the screen.

    • @basilofgoodwishes4138
      @basilofgoodwishes4138 6 лет назад +73

      Brandon Hartley He is a super-duper-mega asshole with little to no loyality to anyone also he is very evil. However he is a good villian.

    • @AlluringTooth
      @AlluringTooth 6 лет назад +71

      I just love Kano because he don't give a fuck

    • @EvilRyuGuy
      @EvilRyuGuy 5 лет назад +5

      I like his attitude, but his blanka balls are dumb.

    • @Leo.23232
      @Leo.23232 5 лет назад +11

      Who hates him?

  • @Gamesmarts194
    @Gamesmarts194 9 лет назад +127

    1:57 Looks like D'Vorah's watched the entire video already. XD

  • @ReptileRulesall
    @ReptileRulesall 8 лет назад +226

    Kano is fucking awesome. One of the best villains ever imo.

    • @rolandomarin3094
      @rolandomarin3094 8 лет назад +13

      True

    • @emilyannthevioletghost715
      @emilyannthevioletghost715 5 лет назад +14

      True dat. Just in it for the money, unafraid to make low blows.

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 лет назад +10

      Had a taste of Shang Tsung's glass, but realized that having everything was boring.

    • @Samysout
      @Samysout 5 лет назад +6

      @@rararasputin8608 you mean hourglass?

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 лет назад +9

      @@Samysout Nope, he tried the whole 'I rule and have everything', but it was no fun from him.

  • @adrianok4266
    @adrianok4266 9 лет назад +341

    Kano: "Sorry love, nothing personal."
    Kitana: "What will not do for money..."
    Kano: "I'll do you for three..."
    Sub-Zero: "Kano."
    Kano: "My favourite kitchen appliance."
    Sub-Zero: "First I'll freeze your mouth closed!"
    Kano: "Go home Ferra."
    Ferra: "What home?"
    Kano: "Whatever rubbish tip you crawled from."

    • @alexwells6685
      @alexwells6685 7 лет назад +39

      Adrian OK Kano: You look so much like her mama.
      Cassie Cage: Screw you creep.
      Kano: Why do you scream like her too.

    • @liamsjtaylor
      @liamsjtaylor 6 лет назад +43

      Adrian OK "For free" not "three"

    • @aliimrankazan3294
      @aliimrankazan3294 6 лет назад +13

      Liam Taylor well it changes the meaning and the joke compleately.

    • @liamsjtaylor
      @liamsjtaylor 6 лет назад +4

      Ali İmran KAZAN ?

    • @RawPower867
      @RawPower867 5 лет назад +13

      It's "wager you scream like her too"

  • @TheLtBicker
    @TheLtBicker 8 лет назад +122

    (Not shown after the end of this video)
    Kano: "Crikey, I need some water. All those spittakes left my mouth as dry as the Outback."

  • @joshuaseagondollar2495
    @joshuaseagondollar2495 8 лет назад +136

    "You cannot match my skill."
    Well, Kano did give you that scar in this timeline Sub-Zero.

  • @drrrivevibes
    @drrrivevibes 8 лет назад +165

    When you spot that one move in his move list called "piss and moan" :/

    • @bouillonpandemonium9270
      @bouillonpandemonium9270 5 лет назад +24

      Wouldn't even be surprised if another move of him is called "shite and cum", that Perfectly reflects Kano

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 5 лет назад +6

      Pretty sure you were.just horny when you said that

  • @Funkypanda87
    @Funkypanda87 8 лет назад +159

    "Puns are a crime against humanity"
    Dammit, Jacqui, and I loved you!

    • @everettsemergencyvids4786
      @everettsemergencyvids4786 7 лет назад +8

      Jacqui: Kano.
      Kano: your eyes say Ka-No but your eyes say Ka-yes
      Jacqui: puns are a crime against humanity.
      Kano: Kitana
      Kitana: I don't recall fighting you
      Kano: (spits) let's make some memories.
      Kano and Kitana sitting in tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G

    • @perbrandt8772
      @perbrandt8772 7 лет назад +17

      you meant: Your MOUTH says Ka-No but your eyes says KaYes

    • @everettsemergencyvids4786
      @everettsemergencyvids4786 7 лет назад +4

      +Per Brandt oh yeah thanks for correcting me

    • @tahirmukic5460
      @tahirmukic5460 3 года назад +2

      @@everettsemergencyvids4786 Liu Kang would like to know your location

    • @johnbourlier7883
      @johnbourlier7883 2 года назад

      Doesn’t she deal with enough of them from Johnny Cage

  • @combinecommando001
    @combinecommando001 9 лет назад +102

    The burn on Kitana. "I'll do you for free"

    • @kiyaradnia1434
      @kiyaradnia1434 6 лет назад +12

      Takedrugskillabear does it mean that he will fuck her?

    • @x_ray5531
      @x_ray5531 6 лет назад +16

      Kiyarad Nia yeah

    • @Dmon10124
      @Dmon10124 6 лет назад +10

      Thats hot

    • @gabriellethomas9982
      @gabriellethomas9982 5 лет назад +3

      Keira Kang-Kahnum: WTF????☹☹☹☹☹

    • @kaballin8303
      @kaballin8303 5 лет назад +2

      @@Dmon10124 ehh. You Dirty Kid

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +34

    Kano: Well Ermac shall we?
    Ermac: You are 1 against many.
    Kano: I like my chances.

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 7 лет назад +30

    Johnny Cage: Did you throw me off a bridge?
    Kano: Guilty as charged.
    Johnny Cage: It's payback time.

  • @louiejones4725
    @louiejones4725 8 лет назад +56

    LOL
    Kano: Here sweet girl
    CG: Grandma what big teeth you have
    Kano: Here is how the story ends

  • @insanitywolftm8693
    @insanitywolftm8693 8 лет назад +36

    Kano and Erron Black would probably be one of the deadliest duos in MK history.

    • @Cycy-bm5io
      @Cycy-bm5io 8 лет назад +5

      The newest Deadly Alliance.

    • @usfmm
      @usfmm 10 месяцев назад

      Eheh

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +54

    Erron Black: You're bad for business Kano.
    Kano: You could join the Black Dragon.
    Erron Black: I can barely stand one of you.

  • @issacgont565
    @issacgont565 4 года назад +23

    Jacqui: Kano..
    Kano: Your mouth say Ka-no but your eyes say kan yes-
    Jacqui: *puns are a crime against Humanity..*

  • @KlyntarNage666
    @KlyntarNage666 6 лет назад +22

    Mileena: Any final words?
    Kano: how about reconstructive dentistry?
    Me: OOOOOOOOH!

    • @damonika09
      @damonika09 6 лет назад

      Ssj Rose black goku “Obnoxious till the end!” 😂

    • @user-rf5lf7cq5e
      @user-rf5lf7cq5e 3 года назад +1

      Kano had won before the battle even started

  • @DeBOMBs88
    @DeBOMBs88 8 лет назад +57

    at 8:17 "Do you toss your shoes as well.'' lmao xd:D

  • @joeodonnell8800
    @joeodonnell8800 5 лет назад +21

    If Kano has one thing going for him it's his trash talk

  • @Banaerz
    @Banaerz 8 лет назад +34

    "The toothless Black Dragon..."
    and his sidekick Hiccup!

  • @Marcell2aG
    @Marcell2aG 8 лет назад +56

    lol the Kobra reference by Erron Black.

  • @Metal92990
    @Metal92990 7 лет назад +35

    D'vorah: You are a wanted man, Kano.
    Kano: Tell me something I don't know.
    D'vorah: No one wants you alive!
    Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @Red_Flamer_demon
      @Red_Flamer_demon 8 месяцев назад

      yeah right the comments and the mk fanbase say otherwise

  • @Ghoffman91
    @Ghoffman91 8 лет назад +114

    Kano: Well if it isn't the human lightning rod.
    Raiden: I am the Thunder God Kano.
    Kano: (spits) Real gods don't bleed.
    Sub-Zero: Kano
    Kano: I see your face healed up nicely since we last met.
    Sub-Zero: Yeah, and I see you thawed pretty well since them.

  • @klikssiikubra314
    @klikssiikubra314 9 лет назад +73

    6:16-6:23
    OHHHHH! Kenshi wishes he was deaf

    • @klikssiikubra314
      @klikssiikubra314 9 лет назад +12

      Klik'ssi Ikub'ra This should just be called the "Kano Burns Everyone" intros(and gets burned a couple of times)

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 лет назад +5

      +Klik'ssi Ikub'ra and you probally need some burn heals after those kano's insults lol xd;o

  • @kitoyuri9749
    @kitoyuri9749 9 лет назад +62

    Kano 1: believe it mate
    KANO 2: shang tsung did this
    Kano 1 : he made plenty of us
    Wait wahh. Does that mean there could be multiple kanos

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 9 лет назад +2

      Kawaii Samu mabe Kano's a clone:o

    • @gumimegpoid7638
      @gumimegpoid7638 8 лет назад +2

      +GravityNick2 shang tsung wai :o

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 лет назад +4

      +GravityNick2 and i don't think Kano will die for a while, anyways. I bet you even when mortal kombat games stll keeps coming more and more mortal kombat games. i am pretty sure he will appear in all of them:o and if it's true he is a clone, meaning he will never get replaced by a different character, lmao!! xd:O

    • @DeBOMBs88
      @DeBOMBs88 8 лет назад +3

      +GravityNick2 and i don't think Kano will die for a while, anyways. I bet you even when mortal kombat games stll keeps coming more and more mortal kombat games. i am pretty sure he will appear in all of them:o and if it's true he is a clone, meaning he will never get replaced by a different character, lmao!! xd:O

    • @atr0cxty943
      @atr0cxty943 4 года назад +2

      Kalani the Super Tactical Droid Haha,

  • @user-ij1li4hv4v
    @user-ij1li4hv4v 6 лет назад +48

    God I love kano.

    • @brandonj2199
      @brandonj2199 5 лет назад +2

      But not a lot in mk11

    • @flambie5306
      @flambie5306 5 лет назад +3

      @@brandonj2199 yeah they butchered his image, style and voice.Like Wtf

  • @xanderwardwell-gaw7472
    @xanderwardwell-gaw7472 5 лет назад +19

    D'vorah: "You are a wanted man, Kano."
    Kano: "Tell me something I don't know."
    D'vorah: "No one wants you alive."

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 9 лет назад +32

    Reptile and Quan Chi had some good comebacks.

  • @walterfrancis6896
    @walterfrancis6896 Год назад +23

    0:38 Cassandra "Cassie" Cage’s arch enemy Kano
    3:40 Jacqueline Sonya "Jacqui" Briggs’s arch enemy Kano
    4:34 Jackson "Jax" Briggs’s arch enemy Kano
    5:10 Johnny Cage’s arch enemy Kano
    13:23 Sonya Blade’s arch enemy Kano

  • @harperjin72
    @harperjin72 6 лет назад +16

    Kano: Sorry love, nothing personal.
    Kitana: What you will not do for money.
    Kano: I'd do you for free.
    BURN

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +41

    Kano: I'll have that rope spear
    Scorpion: It is not for sale
    Kano: Who said i want to buy it

  • @QAZAZZA
    @QAZAZZA 7 лет назад +28

    *Spitting intensifies*

  • @CTJ296
    @CTJ296 5 лет назад +14

    "Second Rate Jarek" lmao

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 6 лет назад +26

    Kano: You look so much like her mama.
    Cassie Cage: Screw you creep!
    Kano: Why did you scream like her too?

    • @user-ue8kz6lj2o
      @user-ue8kz6lj2o 5 лет назад +13

      Alexander Wells wager you scream like her too

  • @briLady7
    @briLady7 7 лет назад +8

    Kano: Don't let me catch you sneakin' a peek...
    Kitana: I accept your challenge...
    ....Wait.

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +12

    Kano: Little Kenshi
    Takeda: This is going to get ugly
    Kano: Won't even get my hands dirty

  • @superstarultra28
    @superstarultra28 4 года назад +24

    God, I miss this voice actor. The new one's okay, but this one just feels right!

    • @evilotis01
      @evilotis01 2 года назад +1

      the accent is really bad tho

    • @gokublack3107
      @gokublack3107 Год назад +5

      The new one,suits the younger Kano....but the old one is wayyy better tho

    • @spicybean2004
      @spicybean2004 10 месяцев назад

      That's Michael McConnohie for ya. The voice of Seth from Street Fighter IV and V, Astaroth from Soul Calibur, and Lich King from World of Warcraft

    • @AlexxeMJFAN
      @AlexxeMJFAN 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@gokublack3107SO DAMN TRUE

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +34

    Kano: Scorpion
    Scorpion: Mercenary dog
    Kano: No team-up then eh

  • @WanderingLoner1
    @WanderingLoner1 5 лет назад +27

    Love kano! He's a cool character

  • @alexwells6685
    @alexwells6685 7 лет назад +21

    Kano: Hello my lovely
    Sonya: You're coming with me in chains.
    Kano: Tempting but i'll pass.

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador 8 лет назад +40

    Reptile vs Kano, thats unfair Kano is Australian.

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 5 лет назад

      @@goddamnlife7397 Do typical jews have cybernetic eyes?

    • @godizillafan6727
      @godizillafan6727 2 года назад

      Kano sounds American and not Austrailian

  • @emmanuelvizcarra3236
    @emmanuelvizcarra3236 2 года назад +10

    Kano: You shouldn't have follow me.
    Sonya Blade: You shouldn't have run.
    Kano: Who's running.

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +13

    Kano: So what's it take to join your club?
    Sub-Zero: You are not worthy
    Kano: Wasn't asking don't like your tone

  • @sixtycargothefightinggameg569
    @sixtycargothefightinggameg569 2 года назад +22

    I love how so many people hate this man
    But he's the fan favorite and one of the best characters in the game

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +15

    Kano: Shao Kahn's old pet
    Ermac: We serve outworld's ruler
    Kano: And who might purp in these days

    • @No-ez9mk
      @No-ez9mk 4 года назад +1

      I read this as it played

  • @jackyeon8080
    @jackyeon8080 9 лет назад +82

    Geez, maybe Kano won't be so evil if ppl started being nicer to him...
    Literally noone like him :'(

    • @andrewrogers7404
      @andrewrogers7404 8 лет назад +35

      Ugh. Have you forgot how many people he betrayed?

    • @bjarnetollevsen2163
      @bjarnetollevsen2163 8 лет назад +26

      +Yong Jing Long Dude. Kano isn't exactly a nice guy.

    • @rolandomarin3094
      @rolandomarin3094 8 лет назад +5

      I know but you got to admit he did betray everyone

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 8 лет назад +20

      +Yong Jing Long
      Given what Kano did to them, i say their hatred is pretty much justified.

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 8 лет назад +15

      +Yong Jing Long Given what sort of hatred Kano gets from nearly everyone, I'd say every MK X character has a right to despise him.

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +13

    Kano: Quite the sour look
    Raiden: My dour look conveys contempt
    Kano: I said sour as in puss

  • @trinity3631
    @trinity3631 7 лет назад +19

    Kano: What are you bothering me for?
    Johnny Cage: So there's ice cream in Outworld, chubby?
    Kano: That's your last go with me.

  • @crystallee9381
    @crystallee9381 9 лет назад +84

    8:41
    Kung Lao: Kira.
    Kano: Kano, you bloody p***!
    Kung Lao: Whatever.
    LOL!!!!

    • @seanlebron1
      @seanlebron1 9 лет назад +29

      Kano: Liu Kang
      Kung Lao: Scum! You face
      Kung Lao!
      Kano: Whatever

    • @crystallee9381
      @crystallee9381 9 лет назад

      ***** Yes. XD

    • @crystallee9381
      @crystallee9381 9 лет назад +2

      That is so true! XD

    • @jordanbartley9672
      @jordanbartley9672 6 лет назад +1

      Kano: Just a second-rate Sonya.
      Jax: Just a second-rate Jarek.
      Kano: Rack off

    • @liamsjtaylor
      @liamsjtaylor 6 лет назад +1

      Crystal Lee Didn't think Prig was profanity; thought it was just Prick, which isn't in the first place. 😐🤔

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +24

    Kano: You're done Mileena
    Mileena: You betrayed me too?
    Kano: I prefer the winning side

  • @am.i.cognizant9981
    @am.i.cognizant9981 9 лет назад +56

    It is kind of disturbing how rapy the dialogue is between kano and cassie

    • @MTdaBlacking
      @MTdaBlacking 8 лет назад +12

      Not to mention he's a man in his 50s while Cassie is in her 20s...

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 6 лет назад +1

      So you going to call Anita sarkissian

    • @RawPower867
      @RawPower867 5 лет назад +32

      Kano is *supposed* to be a scumbag. That's who he's always been.

    • @Itri_Vega
      @Itri_Vega 5 лет назад +7

      heh. Just wait till he uses his Chokehold on her... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @bouillonpandemonium9270
      @bouillonpandemonium9270 5 лет назад +3

      @top 10 anime accounts we have been fooled all along, Kano actually out there killing THOTS to make the world a better place 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻he's the good guy

  • @burrusthedog9924
    @burrusthedog9924 2 года назад +22

    Imagine a Revenant Kano. That would be cool…

  • @JosephPagepublic
    @JosephPagepublic 6 лет назад +19

    If Smoke was in the game here is how the dialogue should be
    Kano: Up for round 2?
    Smoke: Your squad won't aid you this time
    Kano: I can handle a Lin Kuei myself
    Kano: You make a good ad for meat
    Smoke: I'll smoke your body out
    Kano: I'll gut ya to pieces
    Smoke: Devious combatant
    Kano: I'm no ordinary trooper
    Smoke: You shun all of society
    Smoke: What are you plotting now?
    Kano: Hack and slashing through you
    Smoke: You'll die of asphyxiation

  • @sharpshooter13ify
    @sharpshooter13ify 4 года назад +9

    “Just a second rate Sonya.”
    “Just a second rate Jarek.”
    Uhh Jax? I’m fairly certain that kind of psychological warfare is crossing a line by even Shinnoks standards

    • @v12ts.gaming
      @v12ts.gaming 8 месяцев назад

      It'd definitely worse than Fujin callin Kano "Hsu Hao" in MK11...

  • @gegensw4500
    @gegensw4500 6 лет назад +12

    kano is a total badass and i like his voice.

  • @TheAlphaLoneWolf1
    @TheAlphaLoneWolf1 3 года назад +87

    This Kano way better than the MK11 one

    • @222xani
      @222xani 2 года назад +24

      MK11 Kano is so much better but y’all stuck on the same mindset “haha mk11 bad mkx good”

    • @coltgun876
      @coltgun876 Год назад +17

      @@222xani Ok hows this then? MKX AND MK11 BAD every game before those good. That's my personal opnion. And MK11 is just Injustice 2 with blood lol.

    • @gokublack3107
      @gokublack3107 Год назад +7

      @@coltgun876 exactly....I starting back playing mkx...even the game is fast paste....but it feel like mk..unlike Mk11..and Mk11 is soft and friendly.
      Mk9 and mkx is there best work

    • @coltgun876
      @coltgun876 Год назад +2

      @@gokublack3107 I didnt like MKX and still don't

    • @sgf1169
      @sgf1169 Год назад +1

      horrible fatalities in mk10 and 11 tho

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames 5 лет назад +9

    Kano's salivary glands are so overpowered

  • @cookiecutter6735
    @cookiecutter6735 5 лет назад +11

    _"They'll let anyone in, aye?"_
    (wink wink)

    • @marsayde1237
      @marsayde1237 3 месяца назад

      Homophobic Kano konfirmed

  • @xxgamergirlxx7917
    @xxgamergirlxx7917 9 лет назад +22

    LMAO Kano Is Funny xDDDDDDDD My Fave Kitchen Apliance God He Can't Get Better Then This x'D

  • @jasonglantz8224
    @jasonglantz8224 8 лет назад +7

    The first one between Kano and D'vorah made me chuckle.

  • @Kunnaki
    @Kunnaki 6 лет назад +9

    Kano: "What have we got here?"
    Me (Blaine): "Out of my way, mercenary dog."
    Kano: "Didn't hear you say 'please'."
    Kano: "You seem upset, boy."
    Me: "You seem dead, rat."
    Kano: "Come on, then."
    Kano: "Shang Tsung's baby boy."
    Me: "You know what happens to people who say that name in my presence."
    Kano: "What can I say? I love risks."
    Me: "I don't pity the Kahn or Mileena."
    Kano: "Why is that?"
    Me: "Because anyone foolish enough to trust a _snake_ deserves their fate."
    Me: "Traitorous scum."
    Kano: "I'm a Black Dragon, punk."
    Me: "A group of _fools_ following a fool."
    Me: "Kobra."
    Kano: "Kano, ya bloody prick!"
    Me: "You can dish it out, but you certainly can't take it, huh?"

    • @shiro4095
      @shiro4095 4 года назад +3

      Wtf is between you and Kano

    • @Kunnaki
      @Kunnaki 3 года назад

      ​@@shiro4095 Blaine worked with Kano back when he was under Shang Tsung's control. Even then, he had nothing but contempt for the guy. He hates the way he does things.

  • @lostygirl
    @lostygirl  9 лет назад +21

    #MKX All interaction dialogues of #Kano

    • @Vikrampic123
      @Vikrampic123 9 лет назад +1

      Question is your name from tomb raider? Cause there is a person on there named lauracroft

    • @Vikrampic123
      @Vikrampic123 9 лет назад +1

      And a simple tip some people have different variations with different quotes. I wish my friend would grow the balls to give a shout-out but I'm sorry I can't help you. Do you know v-man? (That's him)

    • @howardlegacy2555
      @howardlegacy2555 9 лет назад +1

      You buy a Xbox One for Rise of the Tomb Raider or wait to.....?

    • @jasonwilliford3002
      @jasonwilliford3002 9 лет назад +1

      Lara do you think me and you can play :) I play mileena too ;) you don't have to tho I you don't want to :)

    • @cameronjr8
      @cameronjr8 9 лет назад +1

      Kano: Who are you?
      Jason: [not talking but thinking] Your death.

  • @CHHSGuardBoy2
    @CHHSGuardBoy2 8 лет назад +8

    Kano: The Umbridge of Mortal Kombat.

  • @drakenthorn6434
    @drakenthorn6434 8 лет назад +16

    I like this video.... * spits * thumbs up

  • @LexingtonDeville984
    @LexingtonDeville984 8 лет назад +4

    Interesting fact. The voice behind Kano (Michael McConnohie) also voiced Tracks and Cosmos in the old Transformers series.

  • @Goldenmaster94
    @Goldenmaster94 6 лет назад +6

    Quan Chi: Why have we never done business?
    Kano: I didn't want to end up a zombie
    Quan Chi: It might increase your intelligence

  • @wolf-trolling6896
    @wolf-trolling6896 5 лет назад +5

    Dude kano has some if the most savage intros

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +5

    Reptile: What do you want?
    Kano: A pair of lizard skin boots
    Reptile: Make your peace fool

  • @superfrycook6360
    @superfrycook6360 5 лет назад +5

    Dialogues between Kurtis Stryker and Kano
    Stryker: Hold it right there, mercenary.
    Kano: A police officer? How cute.
    Stryker: You’ll spend the rest of your life, behind bars!
    Stryker: Kano!
    Kano: We meet again, Kurtis.
    Stryker: I’ll take you down!
    Kano: How’s your partner, Kabal?
    Stryker: You’ll pay for what you did to my partner!
    Kano: You don’t have to say thank you.
    Kano: Hello, officer.
    Stryker: I don’t like your talk, mercenary.
    Kano: I don’t like you either.

  • @a.j.farmer9101
    @a.j.farmer9101 8 лет назад +8

    Darus: "I'll put an end to the Black Dragon."
    Kano: "And how ya gonna do that?"
    Darus: "By cutting the head off the snake."
    Darus: (In Australian accent.) "Ello mate! How's it been?"
    Kano: "You mockin me kid?"
    Darus: (In Australian accent.) "Crigey! Shut your bloody mouth for ten seconds."
    Kano: "Sedrick's little boy."
    Darus: "You don't deserve to speak my father's name!"
    Kano: (Spits) "Aww. Did I strike a nerve?"
    Kano: "Nice sythe ya got there."
    Darus: "I'll use it to take your other eye."
    Kano: (Spits) "Ya got fight in ya kid. I like that."

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 лет назад +3

      Valkyria: You tried to assassinate the emperor.
      Kano: Perhaps... a bit.
      Valkyria: Betrayal will not be tolerated.
      Valkyria: Mercenary...
      Kano: I'm a businessman.
      Valkyria: You represent the worst of Earthrealm.
      Kano: Hello, my lovely...
      Valkyria: I know you tried to kill him...
      Kano: Another reason to gut ya.
      Kano: Quite the sour look...
      Valkyria: You rape Outworld of its honor.
      Kano: And what's honor buy you?

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 8 лет назад +2

      Ryan Stone: You piece of shit
      Kano: Watch your mouth, sonny.
      Ryan Stone: I'll shut yours first.
      Ryan Stone: Kano.
      Kano: Shouldn't you be locked up?
      Ryan Stone: Get ready for your death sentence.
      Kano: Still angry with me?
      Ryan Stone: Tell that to my comrades you murdered.
      Kano: (spits) I'll send 'em a postcard.
      Kano: Be on your guard, Stone.
      Ryan Stone: Been itching to punch your smug face.
      Kano: (spits) Let's see who bleeds first.

    • @a.j.farmer9101
      @a.j.farmer9101 8 лет назад

      Lexington Deville84 That's actually really badass. Have anymore?

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 8 лет назад +1

      +A.J. Farmer Currently brainstorming other dialogues 😁

    • @hh5559
      @hh5559 8 лет назад +1

      Me: Kano
      Kano: I'll make this quick.
      Me: Guess I'll take out your other eye.
      Me: (Aussie accent) G'day, mate!
      Kano: Watch your tongue or I'll have it!
      Me: Watch your ass or I'll kick it!
      Kano: You know the Black Dragon.
      Me: Everyone knows you, Kano.
      Kano:(spits) Then we can skip the foreplay.

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +6

    Kano: I admire your work Shinnok
    Shinnok: And you are?
    Kano: Your stalker i suppose

  • @tyezminter7634
    @tyezminter7634 5 лет назад +7

    missed one
    Takeda:I'm gonna stab you with my KNIFE
    Kano:That's not a knife
    Takeda: Made you say it

  • @Blkintrovert88
    @Blkintrovert88 9 лет назад +36

    Was Kung Lao referring to Kira of MK: Deception? And she's dead also.

    • @lostygirl
      @lostygirl  9 лет назад +13

      ***** I think so

    • @chestbumphero
      @chestbumphero 8 лет назад +7

      +Rodriguez Cook I think Kung lao is because of the knife skill.

    • @ElifSinim
      @ElifSinim 6 лет назад +2

      In the original timeline, yeah. Idk about Kira in the new timeline.

  • @tylermarkle5114
    @tylermarkle5114 Год назад +3

    2:59 If no one knows, Kobra was in deception and armageddon. Erron isn't lying, he is part of the black dragon.

  • @WinterPhoenix
    @WinterPhoenix 4 года назад +7

    Johnny: Scumbag
    Kano: Tosser
    I don't know why I find this so funny

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 8 лет назад +5

    'Screw you creep.' 'I'd love you to.'

  • @Disciple_of_Cthulhu
    @Disciple_of_Cthulhu 5 лет назад +1

    TFW a cannibal mutant, a living hive, and a reptilian assassin call you repulsive.

  • @OrpingtonFeller
    @OrpingtonFeller 5 лет назад +7

    Is it normal for Australians to spit whenever they meet someone?

  • @ammodean5968
    @ammodean5968 5 лет назад +3

    Love how he spits xD

  • @--BACKTFUP
    @--BACKTFUP 6 лет назад +4

    “Your mouth says KanNO but your eyes say KanYES!”😂😂😂 I ship it.

    • @davydteather6822
      @davydteather6822 4 года назад

      If he said that to Cassie Cage, I wonder what her response would be.

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 2 года назад +3

    "Kira!"
    "KANO, ye bloody prig!"
    "Whatever."
    Imagine if Kung Lao called him Hsu Hao instead. Prolly that woulda twisted some nuts in Kano's brain

    • @AlastorAltruistGaming
      @AlastorAltruistGaming 2 года назад +1

      Fujin already took care of that for Kung Lao.
      Fujin: “There is nothing here for you. Begone.”
      Kano: “Rack off, Raiden lite!”
      Fujin: “Have it your way, Hsu Hao.”

  • @thetimberwolf100
    @thetimberwolf100 8 лет назад +5

    Kano is awesome.

  • @weakestlink20
    @weakestlink20 9 лет назад +19

    So much hate for Kano. It's comedic how many people despise him.
    Oh, and Kitana should be ashamed for walking in to his burning reply. He's not even Johnny Cage and he's burning you.

    • @lagforce7473
      @lagforce7473 3 года назад +5

      Uhhh think that was sexual advance not saying he’s gonna kill her for free lol

  • @slashmator6065
    @slashmator6065 Год назад +2

    14:04 that's a first Mk movie reference. awesome and a tribute to the actor

  • @yoruokami5717
    @yoruokami5717 6 лет назад +4

    So there’s ice cream in our world cubby lol Jonny cracks me up

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 лет назад +4

    Kano: Tremor
    Tremor: The DreamRealm changed me Kano.
    Kano: Don't care really.

  • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
    @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 9 лет назад +17

    Best video game in the world.

    • @therealestniggaa
      @therealestniggaa 9 лет назад +4

      Ben Best actually in my opinion MK9 is better than Mortal Kombat X

    • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
      @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 9 лет назад

      dante poydras
      Nice point, but I think fans of the game above will disagree with you.
      Yet, I think both games are awesome along with the classic games.

    • @therealestniggaa
      @therealestniggaa 9 лет назад +1

      Ben Best True they both are classics just like Bad and Thriller

    • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
      @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 9 лет назад

      dante poydras
      :D Yeah.

    • @wintermoon3800
      @wintermoon3800 7 лет назад +3

      i aint gonna bother lookin through the comments but i 100% agree

  • @nomadskout9862
    @nomadskout9862 9 лет назад +2

    thank you

  • @FinalJoestar
    @FinalJoestar 9 лет назад +2

    Great video lara^^

  • @redzuanhisham7440
    @redzuanhisham7440 3 года назад +4

    This voice better than mk11

    • @222xani
      @222xani 2 года назад +1

      hell nah, this voice is so bad. MK11 voice is so much better lmao

  • @georgeaguero25
    @georgeaguero25 5 лет назад +5

    8:42 Death Note - Light Turner A.K.A KIRA

  • @tmdkortmartial9969
    @tmdkortmartial9969 8 лет назад +4

    Sonya: You won't escape this time... Me: That's what you said last time

  • @dylanburch5150
    @dylanburch5150 5 лет назад +2

    Kano: What does it take to join your club?
    Sub Zero: You are not worthy.
    Kano: Wasn’t asking, don’t like your tone.
    Best one XD.

  • @hugobosske
    @hugobosske 4 года назад +3

    Nobody:
    Kano: *pfft*