@@Bluecho4 the quip "some of them actually bathe" it's not a jab against bathing. It's more like "barely some of them bathe at all. (And I fear that you being now with them don't anymore)." It's an insult comparison of Bretonia's lower technological and cultural advances in comparison to the Empire. Where Bretonia's hygiene is comparable to that of the medieval dark ages in human history.
@@Ahrone1586 like she treats everyone else not exactly the nicest, senna being the best but she treats kruber very much so differently, even playful at times. So far he's the only one that has made her laugh in some way
Is there any lorewise reason that most of the human factions speak with an anglo accent? Almost every single one is Germanic and even the names of almost every empire city and region suggest so.
@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 i mean, i think everybody in the reikland reeks. They are VERY medieval. Even the nobles, I bet they just cover themselves in perfumes.
@@michasokoowski6651 "come and see the violence inherent in the system! come and see the violence inherent in the system! help help I'm being repressed!" - Bretonnian peasant seconds before being decapitated by his annoyed Lord
@@swineflu6523 “who was that” “Must’ve been a brettonian knight” “How dyou know” “Hasn’t got shit all over him. That and he smells faintly of bath water.”
Considering that she has fought or at least heard Bretonnians speak, (and wood elves mock them constantly) she proably finds this so much more humorous
@@override367 it didn't tho, kerillian is getting softer and softer in V2, always snarky yeah and old dialogue is still there, but you can feel the change in so many voicelines by now
@@greeneclover5360 this isnt 40k. Yeah compared to ratmen, actual vampires, lizards, spooky scary skeletons(not the metal kind) and CHAOS....id say the "normals" are the heroes.
@@gappy2944 yep. Considering Kerillian mentioned Araloth before I wonder does she knows about Lileath true plans espacially since, as sister of the thorns, she knows that Isha passed away.
The more I watch fan animations and dialogue of Saltzpyre, the more I realize why he is so loved. Not only is he prime meme material, in every other story he'd either be a fop or the true villain all along. Here, he is a hero and we love every moment he is here.
The good thing about Kruber being a Grail knight is that Grail knights typically live for around 500 years, so he and Kerillian could have an actually meaningful relationship now.
As a French, this is hilarious. Imagine one of your most loyal follower just outranking you because some power decided to make him noble, and that in addition he became French. I already wouldn't want to be roommate with myself just because Im French so imagine going from above to lesser rank for no real reason.
"The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft her grail from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Kruber, was to become a Grail Knight. That is why I outrank you."
Yes! More of this, preferably with Sienna. I can never seem to find anyone who plays her. So I’ve never actually heard any of her thoughts on Kruber becoming a grail knight.
She questions how Kruber did become a grail knight. Sometimes he answers he killed a horde, sometimes a big monster, always in a vague manner. In one Sienna asks if Kruber was drunk and he answers she might be onto something.
She actually states that she finds him well, as she put it.. more "exotic" now lmao Which is rather amusing how Sienna and Kerillian seem to gossip together
@@YourLocalTentacleMerchant Sienna found Franz's journal and found out he was composing poetry shipping Kruber and Kerillian. Kerillian found out and... CONVINCED him not to do it anymore.
@@pempotfoy6206 Ker: "So... Kruber's a Grail Knight now. How do we feel about that?" Sie: "I don't mind. It's like he's twice the man as he was." Ker: "Not really. The armor's just a bit cleaner now." Sie: "Yes, but don't you think he's a bit more... exotic?" Ker: "Well, he still picks his nose with a dagger, so no."
GK is one of the best careers in higher difficulties and is very fun to play. Highly recommend getting him if you play v2 a lot - he's probably my most played career at this point with >1k hours of playtime and owning the game since launch lol
Do it for the content too. One of his weapons, the Bretonnian LONG SWORD can be used by any other Kruber and it's an amazing weapon for both single target and horde, not to mention to have a special block instance where you just hold the attack button, block automatically and then you can release a strike.
I love how Markus is the only one of the group (and maybe Sienna) who can actually get Kerillian to laugh and actually talk to him with a non hostile tone or snide remarks
I can't wait to see what they give Victor for his new class, so far they have all been pretty fun. (I'm thinking warrior priest but I hope to be surprised)
I get the feeling that Saltz and Kruber are having a bit of a laugh over this. Like, the fact that Victor HASN'T murdered Kruber over the peasant thing, it's probably an inside joke between them now.
I love how this also confirms that Saltzpyre never bathes. No wonder his ultimate is a huge fart that makes everyone go away and causes allies to crit harder just to get away from him
Because she's a racist asshole that calls other people derogotory slang on a daily basis? Kind of stereotypical for the only elf character in the game to have a superiority complex, it's just an overdone trope. They could've handled her character better.
What does the phrase "Beating the lasses off with the stick" at 1:08 mean? Does it mean he will hit her physically for making fun of him (as in, teaching Kerrilian to know her place) or something?
it means he'd attract so many women that he will have to physically fend them off. She then laughs and confirm that there will be beating, but he'd be one getting beated because of murdering the accent so bad they think he mocks them.
Saltzpire: Alas poor Kruber I knew him well never a man more loyal to the empire I pray Sigmar will welcome him in death Kruber: SALTZPIRE STOP TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD Saltzpire: ah the greif must be clouding my mind for I can still hear his voice Kruber: OH YOU FUCK
I see the god of bad jokes and trolling has blessed our dear elven archer. Elven (and eldar) jokes are no laughing matter, if an elf is laughing, *Its probably for all the terrifying reasons you can think of*.
Saltzpyre sounds so distraught that one of his only friends is now french
Wouldnt you be too?
Yeah who wouldn't?
He seems even more distraught to know one of his only friends _bathes._
@@Bluecho4 More like saying most of them are smelly.
@@Bluecho4 the quip "some of them actually bathe" it's not a jab against bathing. It's more like "barely some of them bathe at all. (And I fear that you being now with them don't anymore)."
It's an insult comparison of Bretonia's lower technological and cultural advances in comparison to the Empire. Where Bretonia's hygiene is comparable to that of the medieval dark ages in human history.
Kerilian and kruber are so adorable, the elf is on another level with him and it's cute
ikr!
another level?
@@Ahrone1586 like she treats everyone else not exactly the nicest, senna being the best but she treats kruber very much so differently, even playful at times. So far he's the only one that has made her laugh in some way
@@hammer1349 He's basically the lovable idiot of the group. While there's some love-hate going on with the other pairs, he's just chilling.
No, it's cringe af.
1:47
I don't know why, but the tone of the voice, the way Kruber says it... Make me think of Soviet Womble.
saltzpyre being a stinky boy that hates baths makes kruber's line asking about satlz having the flux when healing him make more sense
I have never heard these before, and i have never laughed this much from their banters.
All I’ve learned from this video is that Saltz doesn’t bathe and is genuinely disgusted from the idea
"Look, I'm still plain old Kruber. I just outrank you now, that's all-"
*"W H A T ? ! ?"*
Pretty sure Bretonian nobility doesn't mean much in the Reik though?
@@Acesahn It doesn't, but that's not what the Bretons think.
@@mrbigglezworth42 He found out he's a Breton like 2 weeks ago! lol
saltz would rek kruber in lore
love how quickly he said " I just outrank you now, that's all"
A german guy with a British accent trying to sound french.
*Mr. Europeanwide*
Give this man a medal
This makes it better!
Warhammer endtimes: Europeantide
Mr. Old-worldwide
Is there any lorewise reason that most of the human factions speak with an anglo accent? Almost every single one is Germanic and even the names of almost every empire city and region suggest so.
Somehow he seems more betrayed to hear Kruber bathed on a regular basis than switching to a new faith.
I think he was being sarcastic there
@@meltdown4126 Or he was serious considering that it is canon that Salty stinks and has more lice than Bardin's beard. We may never know.
@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 i mean, i think everybody in the reikland reeks. They are VERY medieval. Even the nobles, I bet they just cover themselves in perfumes.
@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 OH MY GOD. THE REEKLAND.
@@Straddock LMAO XD
1:39
Kruber finding out he's 1% Bretonian
omg i spat out my tea!!!!
When he gets the C-word pass.
@@bipolarmadness5075 what's the C-word?
He can say Grigga now, y'know, because Grail
@@ShineyFace1337 Chivalry?
"As Lileath is my witness and probably yours" lmao
Took me a second to realize, lol.
Amazing huh! hahaha
Lol End Times
Did the Elves always suspect that the Lady was Lileath?
@@TheAtlasReview some of them almost certainly knew she was involved to some degree or another, probably her priestesses among the asrai
"If I went around saying I had Nobel blood because I sipped some she elf’s bathwater they'd put me away."
strange women lying in ponds distributing cups is no basis for a system of government!
@@swineflu6523 Amazing.
@@swineflu6523 Thats exactly what peasant would say
@@michasokoowski6651 "come and see the violence inherent in the system! come and see the violence inherent in the system! help help I'm being repressed!" - Bretonnian peasant seconds before being decapitated by his annoyed Lord
@@swineflu6523 “who was that”
“Must’ve been a brettonian knight”
“How dyou know”
“Hasn’t got shit all over him. That and he smells faintly of bath water.”
This is pure gold.
Hell. Even Kerillian is funny and not totally unpleasant in this one.
Don't dis my lass mate
Keri is always pleasant in her elven superiority.
@@WastedEfforts “...Mayflies”
AKA the elven version of *Baka*
Considering that she has fought or at least heard Bretonnians speak, (and wood elves mock them constantly) she proably finds this so much more humorous
Wish I could hear more of this type of dialogue and less "Hogger's bridge"
At least it's not:
"about castle drachenfells..."
@@PedroRodrigues-je6xp that ones short n sweet its okay
@@jozzzlyn I guess, but remember when those were the only lines they said?
ELF?! ELF!????
@@PedroRodrigues-je6xp That one literally makes no sanse "About castle drachenfels - Lets not talk about it - ok"
Saltspyre never ceases to make me chuckle.
The actor must have had a ton of fun voicing him.
He's so memorable.
he sometimes gives me squidward vibes lol
I can't get over how precious Kerillian's laugh and overall voice are.
I wish VT2 didn't backtrack on Kerillian lightening up with the crew
@@override367 she NEEDS to be edgy! No matter what!
@@Lord3clipse “Grrrr, the elf needs to always *brood* on her *DARK* & *EDGY* past *mistakes,* no way an *elf* could ever be friends with mAyFliEs!”
@@override367 it didn't tho, kerillian is getting softer and softer in V2, always snarky yeah and old dialogue is still there, but you can feel the change in so many voicelines by now
Alix Wilton Reagan have a perfect voice for kerillian, she put the right amount to make the character really good.
I think the beginning convo is the only time Kerillian sounds genuinely amused
Nice to see her being happy and down to earth for a moment
Just one moment
i think my favorite is kruber and kerillian bonding over pillaging parroven
Ever since buying GK im annoying my mates with the same "authentic" bretonnian accent.
For Ze Lady!
based
Great
"this is preposterous!"
"that's exactly what a commoner would say"
that's exactly not what a commoner would say
You’re just mad you don’t have royal blood
Mad cuz snotling
Ok commoner
An esteemed commoner, would say that
To be fair I think there are some commoners that would think they are better than other commoners
Kruber sounds as French as John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Half expect him to fart in my general direction.
Only if your mother's a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Isn't that the point though?
Yet the Imperials don't speak in a German one smh
Probably because the Holy Roman Empire didn’t speak just german
german accent is reserved for villains and mad scientists where imperials from warhammer are heroes
@@FilipMoncrief Ok that's fair, but still
@@Asraeks define "hero's"
@@greeneclover5360 this isnt 40k. Yeah compared to ratmen, actual vampires, lizards, spooky scary skeletons(not the metal kind) and CHAOS....id say the "normals" are the heroes.
So does Kerillian know about the Lady of the Lake/Lileath thing? If she knows then how common is this knowledge?
Only a chosen few elves and one vampire bloodline knew about this. And by few I mean Teclis, Ariel and Naieth.
she can see the futur, so yes
she does. there's a dialog of kerillian asking kruber if he noticed the lady had pointed ears or not.
@@gappy2944 yep. Considering Kerillian mentioned Araloth before I wonder does she knows about Lileath true plans espacially since, as sister of the thorns, she knows that Isha passed away.
Also that might be all Age of Failmar
Ok, I confess, laughing elf is best elf...directly behind drunk elf, of course.
The more I watch fan animations and dialogue of Saltzpyre, the more I realize why he is so loved.
Not only is he prime meme material, in every other story he'd either be a fop or the true villain all along. Here, he is a hero and we love every moment he is here.
Keri's laugh is mad cute
SHRIMP
I hate her with all my being and even i have to agree.
@@1Kelvar elf loving heretics you all
Annoying af, you mean
@@youme8070 and proud!
The good thing about Kruber being a Grail knight is that Grail knights typically live for around 500 years, so he and Kerillian could have an actually meaningful relationship now.
But... Everyone dies in 3 years.
@@cendresaphoenix1974 ssshhh… that’s not canon
I swear Vermintide 2 was written by the same people who write bad fanfiction...
@@Acesahn Vermintide 2 writing is some of the best in all of warhammer
@@rellek4053 You're a Disney Star Wars fan, aren't you?
As a French, this is hilarious. Imagine one of your most loyal follower just outranking you because some power decided to make him noble, and that in addition he became French. I already wouldn't want to be roommate with myself just because Im French so imagine going from above to lesser rank for no real reason.
Strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Fre….French people are real?
"The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft her grail from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Kruber, was to become a Grail Knight. That is why I outrank you."
@@elijahtrashlord5354 not in your reality, we come from another, but we do travel sometimes
I’m sorry hope you get well soon😭😭
Yes! More of this, preferably with Sienna. I can never seem to find anyone who plays her. So I’ve never actually heard any of her thoughts on Kruber becoming a grail knight.
She questions how Kruber did become a grail knight. Sometimes he answers he killed a horde, sometimes a big monster, always in a vague manner. In one Sienna asks if Kruber was drunk and he answers she might be onto something.
She actually states that she finds him well, as she put it.. more "exotic" now lmao
Which is rather amusing how Sienna and Kerillian seem to gossip together
@@YourLocalTentacleMerchant
Sienna found Franz's journal and found out he was composing poetry shipping Kruber and Kerillian.
Kerillian found out and... CONVINCED him not to do it anymore.
I'm a Sienna Main
I love how Kruber, the goofy farmy boy, is now the strongest and more important chararcter than the rest of them together
*Warrior Priest has entered the chat*
I mean...
Bardin's got a actual civil war era piece of tech
"I just outrank you now, that's all"
"WHAT!?"
"You're a commoner...a distinguished one, maybe"
Good damage control, Kruber...allow me to get a powder keg next time
I know it's not canon and never will be but kerillian sounds like a girlfriend trying not to make fun of her boyfriend for being a dork
Having the Wood Elf be Scottish is very Auld School, actually.
I like how Saltzpyre experiences a mental crisis after Kruber starts chanting in bretonian
Aw that was kind of wholesome between Kruber and Kerillian... I ship them, they should make a half-elf lol
Think the devs do too. He worships the Lady who actually is the elven goddess that she worships . I think Kerillian knows this as well
no
Kerilian butchering a French name with her Scottish is excellent.
>So do I. Always have. Circumstances permitting.
Thought: Kruber specifically uses the Bretonnian accent to make Kerillian lighten up & laugh.
The "biggest" animosity between the Empire and Bretonian is about bathing.
U' 'avin' a giggle, elf? U wanna catche dese blessed 'ands?
Kerillian's "No" is the most mesmerizing thing:D
"Nu... Nu.."
There's also a dialogue between Sienna and Kerillian about Kruber being a GK.
How it goes?
@@pempotfoy6206
Ker: "So... Kruber's a Grail Knight now. How do we feel about that?"
Sie: "I don't mind. It's like he's twice the man as he was."
Ker: "Not really. The armor's just a bit cleaner now."
Sie: "Yes, but don't you think he's a bit more... exotic?"
Ker: "Well, he still picks his nose with a dagger, so no."
@@Hibernape Sienna into exotic men, huh?
@@chaosinc.382 Well, not Sienna. She was absolutely goading Kerillian into Kruber though.
@@Hibernape thanks
"As Lileath is my witness... and probably yours" I see what u did there, u naughty naughty.
"some of them actually bathe" wait, really? time to go become a Digganob, then
I think about buying grail knight for the sore purpose of hearing those dialogues.
Dude Grail Knight is wicked fun to play
He's really OP but his skins and lines are the best thing, not mentioning his weapons are really comfortable to use.
I have gk and its my second most played career I think but never heard any of this dialogue unfortunately
GK is one of the best careers in higher difficulties and is very fun to play. Highly recommend getting him if you play v2 a lot - he's probably my most played career at this point with >1k hours of playtime and owning the game since launch lol
Do it for the content too.
One of his weapons, the Bretonnian LONG SWORD can be used by any other Kruber and it's an amazing weapon for both single target and horde, not to mention to have a special block instance where you just hold the attack button, block automatically and then you can release a strike.
I love how Markus is the only one of the group (and maybe Sienna) who can actually get Kerillian to laugh and actually talk to him with a non hostile tone or snide remarks
"I outrank you now"
Try telling that to the warrior priest lmao
Kruber bretonnian always reminds me of borat, "king in the castle king in the castle"
Honestly, I think Kerillian actually finds the accent adorable but doesn't want to admit it
If they put more time into this franchise it could easily rival TF2 in character chemistry.
1:39 That WAT is pure gold
Kerillian's voice sounds like Female Inquisitor from Dragon Age Inquisition
Because it is.
@@richardharrow3697
Wait, For real??? Noice
And she does the voice of Traynor in ME3 lol. Totally love her voice
Girls laugh when they're into you. Kerillian couldn't stop if she wanted too.
Totally cute yandere elf.
tsundere
@@chaoticnachos380 She's a Wood Elf, so there's going to be some Yandere in there.
What the fuck is a yadundru
Some kinda Choas magic
kerillion is flustered she wants some french kruber
i like to think Kruber's doing it on purpose to make Kerillian laugh like how he's trying to annoy Saltzpyre
Aaaw, Saltz feels so betrayed, he's lost the only guy he actually trusted to some watery tart.
Kerellian’s little laugh is so fucking cute. Love this game, love these characters
I can't wait to see what they give Victor for his new class, so far they have all been pretty fun. (I'm thinking warrior priest but I hope to be surprised)
For his Neutral Special, he wields a Steam Tank.
@@MrSamulai Victor: This is the happiest day of my life
You were right!
Not enough spouting about peasants owning guns that can help them fight against the oppressive regime. Oh sorry, I mean; the Noble Aristocracy.
I love how Kruber just dicks around with accent instead of searching for Grail.
Technically he already found it, he just can't remember where...
I get the feeling that Saltz and Kruber are having a bit of a laugh over this. Like, the fact that Victor HASN'T murdered Kruber over the peasant thing, it's probably an inside joke between them now.
“And probably yours”. She knows!
I love how this also confirms that Saltzpyre never bathes.
No wonder his ultimate is a huge fart that makes everyone go away and causes allies to crit harder just to get away from him
I love Kerillian's laugh so much!!!!
How am I meant NOT to simp for her?!
Because she's a racist asshole that calls other people derogotory slang on a daily basis? Kind of stereotypical for the only elf character in the game to have a superiority complex, it's just an overdone trope. They could've handled her character better.
@@NightmareBlade10 you should apply and go write for them. I hear legit authors make a good living.
@@HeroOfTheWeb Mayhaps I will...
@@NightmareBlade10 Elves are actually superior, in the Fantasy Role play they have 80 more stats higher than humans and 40 more than the Dwarfs.
@@NightmareBlade10 better strike while diversity hires are a thing
"Some them actually BaAaThE,"
Man who would have thought our everyday Joe Markus had Royal bretonnian blood and Grail knights are actually Rare to see.
KerillianxKruber xD
Man, it would be great to just have a straight up Bretonnian questing knight or something as a character, bantz would be great.
Kruber actor is so natural at just normal banter and small talk, what a legend.
I love it.🤣
Is there Dialoge about Kerillian being a Shadow ?!
1:20 the absolute defeat in Victors speech lol
What does the phrase "Beating the lasses off with the stick" at 1:08 mean? Does it mean he will hit her physically for making fun of him (as in, teaching Kerrilian to know her place) or something?
it means he'd attract so many women that he will have to physically fend them off. She then laughs and confirm that there will be beating, but he'd be one getting beated because of murdering the accent so bad they think he mocks them.
Fatshark and the voice actors have done great work.
I would love to see him speaking like that next to the Brettonian knights it would be fucking priceless!!! XD
Kerillian can laugh at Kruber's accent, what with her scottish, welsh lilt.
As a French I am dead laughing
I love Krubers normal accent so much. It's so fun to listen to.
Totally agree there is something so warm an innocent in his voice
Saltzpire: Alas poor Kruber I knew him well never a man more loyal to the empire I pray Sigmar will welcome him in death
Kruber: SALTZPIRE STOP TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD
Saltzpire: ah the greif must be clouding my mind for I can still hear his voice
Kruber: OH YOU FUCK
1:15
"Stop being a weeb Kruber!
The other Inquisitors are laughing at us!
Why cant you be a normal guard!"
Bathing = Evil frenchmen. Noted. xD
(I broke the 666th comment by being the 667th! Sigmar be blessed! )
0:53 When he tries this in a Parravon tavern all the commoners will just say, “…U wot?”
They’d probably accidentally trample him to death because everyone would want to touch the grail knight
@@danielhanson2417 “Someone grab his gorget!”
Then after the crowd kills him they immortalise him as a Grail Reliquae
I think because his fail Bretonnian accents will make Bretonnian think it’s an insult. Let bar fight began.
Wait, does Kerillian know The Lady is Lileath? I thought the elves weren't aware of that?
Hon hon hon
I see the god of bad jokes and trolling has blessed our dear elven archer. Elven (and eldar) jokes are no laughing matter, if an elf is laughing, *Its probably for all the terrifying reasons you can think of*.
“Some of them actually bathe 🤮🤮” lmao
I'd be pretty upset if one of my friends turned French
seeing Kerillian laugh and open up abit more is something i never thought to see her doing
Please do more of these it’s nice to have them
Kruber being the goofy awesome one and saltzspire being the responsible one
Her laugh is friggin adorable
awww these are so cute and funny to hear
Saltzpyre's vocabulary is aristocratic, he doesn't sound like he's a commoner all
I'm pretty sure saltzpyre and kruber are now about equal with saltzpyre becoming a warrior priest
after drinking the holy grail water you become an half god, he's actually superior to them
Pankreasnowork was right about those bretties
I think it’s funny that most of the empire consider bathing to be a niche
Was that Witch Hunter on the verge of tears? Never thought I'd see the day.
Poor saltz
maybe that's why Kruber was chosen by Ze Lady..... He Bathes