The Godfather Of Vampire Survivors VS The Most Insane No Movement Challenge
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- Опубликовано: 31 авг 2023
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"There's another chicken! My cats will be so utterly broken."
Me, who's never seen this game before in my life: "Yes... excellent."
1 Hour of a German man having a 3-pronged battle between game mechanics, RNG, and his sanity.
Not to forget the 20 seconds never ending loop of music.
Das is gud, ya? lol
I don’t know German
pretty onbrand for germans tho
Fr
Dex slowly drifting into madness is why we all come back.
I love that he goes to german so naturally and then snaps back out of it xD
Slowly?
Here is a theory.
43:00
The first Attractorb you got was by a cat, which was moving and therefore the red gem flew tangential to you and went like 7 miles away.
Then the second attractorb re-triggered that red gem and it just took a hella long time to get to you.
I think it doesn't work like that
Nope, The problem is currently on the new engine when you trigger vacuum and you kill something the game isn't able to put the extra xp in the existing red gem, so it generates a new red gem and "steals" the xp from the red gem that is flying towards you. So there's a new red gem on the floor with all of the XP you wanted, and you instead collect a red gem that has like 1xp in it.
Yeah, it is unacceptable to lose the experience you earned. That definitely needs fixing. It is probably affecting everyone, but most people can't/don't even understand what they are looking at.
My guess is, the game is programmed to only have so many exp gems on the screen at one time, so all extra stops dropping
@@MikeyMile5411Definitely not what is going on here. We already know the gems stop dropping at some point. But all exp gets compacted into a red gem slightly off-screen.
That is not what is happening in the video. In the video here the exp is getting lost, never to be found again.
But it did get found, when he leveled up later. Someone else pointed out he got two attract orbs and it sent the one with all the exp off screen. Even if they're wrong, it's undeniable he got it. @@danielduncan6806
man, using words like " unacceptable " for that kind of things...
i wonder what you say when something is really unacceptable..
You know it's good when thr video is 1 hour long!!! I admire your patience and WE WANT MORE VAMPIRE SURVIVORS content
YES
While the healing effect of evolved Garlic doesn't work if it can't kill enemies, it ALSO gets permanent bonus damage from all healing received after it evolves, and so evolving it early does actually add a decent amount of raw damage. I don't think the bonus damage won the challenge for you, but I suspect it may have saved you a revive at the end.
Can evolve if you can't move
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My wife just made me watch Lord of the Rings The Two Towers last night. Seeing "Entelligence" blew me away. Synchronicity at its best.
The irony of someone called Dex not moving
Watching the chest just sit next to you in these runs is so hard!
43:59 "Oh my god look at how big my balls are! Do you see them flying around?" -Dex 2023
„The main difficulty in this no movement-challange is not to move“ big brain time 😊🤙
That intro had me laughing out loud. Also, Dex truly is the master of No Movement challenges.
Once I opened the video I started trying the challenge for myself and am under the impression that early armor is really essential then having either mirage robe/victory sword/bone to get you through early game. Looking forward to what ideas Dex came up with
Usually Mirage Robe worked differently or I am drunk. It would move out and cover a lot more area, meaning you don't even end up getting hit unless you get heavily overrun. It turned into one of my favorite survival weapons in recent times because it was so effective at controlling all the enemies. But when you can't move it's a different story, especially in a case where you don't know what spawns.
Armor is top tier though, 0 arguing against that. I have always praised it so I share the opinion. Not really as an item because the game doesn't require it, but more as a power up to focus on early on
@@DexTag Mirage robe was really nice the first couple attempts to get through the first few minutes but I swear that usually once you had enough amount mirage robe would start colliding with itself and expanding outwards. For some reason that doesn't happen when you try no movement so I have no idea what's going on with that
@DexTag movement speed and weapon speed is usually higher.
@DexTag not sure if they fixed it, but the issue with Mirage is that it does follow your direction. Unlike other weapons, though, it seems like it doesn't automatically interpret which way you're pointing when you pick it up, so since you never move, it just spawns them without any directional push so they just stack on each other instead. Definitely NOT how it is supposed to worm.
I got inspired to do this run myself. First attempt I got the green reaper at minute 4. Second attempt I ended up winning. I got 0 chest but my build was garlic, silver wind, magic wand, victory sword, night sword and laurel. My passive where armor, attract orb, duplicator, pummarola and empty tome. My arcana was divine bloodline for that sweet sweet health. I stopped leveling up at the 20ish minute mark but I never died till the end. It was pretty fun doing the challenge myself while watching you play!
Yeah, i just completed it first try with divine bloodline. Especially since you are unlikely to evolve many weapons, divine bloodline boosts the damage output of several unevolved weapons, it seemed a no brainer
I only recently got into Vamp Survivors and I just wanted to say thank you for all your entertaining videos!
dex's decent into madness
These challenges are not suitable for weak-minded people, only the most resilient and crazy people can overcome this challenge.
59:51 i think the cats are triggering your victory sword retaliation, and because you have combo finisher it can reach far away enemies
This was the first time I've ever seen vampire survivors played. Good runs!
Don't know how you make such a dull concept so damn entertaining, every time you do these challenges. Must be the wit, balls and Entelligence, lol.
Congrats Dex! Hope they can get those bugs fixed quickly.
It’s amazing that literally everyone forgets that divine bloodline doesn’t just gain health. It also adds bonus damage based on your missing health
Your formatting is just plain entertaining. Its like listening to someone lose their shit.
I love the random German remarks in there XD I only recently discovered this game. I have never seen some of these weapons in the game.
Some of them are DLC weapons.
A "Ach Mann" during struggels is always good :D happens to me as well :D
Yooooo, not moving must be really difficult! Also nice video!!
I found this video as entertaining as calming (I dunno why calming)! Subbed!
Nice to see more hellish runs before the Bitrate Killer update drops. Thank you Daddy Dex❤
congratz on 100k mayne
I've never seen this channel before but I skipped a few minutes in and heard 'yes! 8 balls flowing around me!" which I thoroughly enjoyed.
Funny that Dex pick victory sword almost everytime but never pick it, yet the winning game had the victory sword carry
Victory Sword only works really well if you have Bloodline Arcana with it, since it has a counter-attack that counts as retaliatory attacks. Victory Sword is by far not a bad weapon as it covers multiple things at once, but it's not outstanding in a singular field. E.g. if you just want to be safe, then a counter-attacking weapon that mainly acts after being struck is not good, especially when the enemy striking you is a boss that deals 1/3 of your HP as damage.
The pre-evo Muramasa for example can at least lifesteal, which means it has use beyond just retaliatory damage
A frustrated/angry German does make the best content, German language is just so fun
Congratulations on 100k
Damn, so much frustration with the new engine. But thank you for the very entertaining video!
The bug that causes you to lose experience on gems is frustrating.
I appreciate that the game is fluid but that error should be corrected urgently.
Peppino would be great for this, he begins with the evolved garlic
Trouser with fuwalo fuwalo would be great also
40:00 the moment dex lose his mind 🤣
Ich zitiere passend zum dritten E:
„Ich bin so klug… K L U K“
Keep on doing your content. I really like following you! 👍😊
Thanks for showing where the non-inverted inverse setting is. I couldn’t find it
I haven't used Mirage Robe in the game (only seen it in gameplay videos) so I could be wrong here, but it seems that each mirage moves for a short duration in a straight line, moving with the same speed and in the same direction that you were moving when that mirage is spawned. I'm assuming that standing still gives them zero speed, therefore they'll never move away from you.
I missed your videos so much that I had to buy the game myself XD
absolute mad lad
0:55 reminds me of the 5 D's of dodgeball:
Dodge, duck, dip, dive aaaaaaand dodge!
Why the fudge this is so good and entertaining to watch?
Suit up guys, 1 hour of pure Dex content
Always appreciate a fellow ball enjoyer.
"The main difficulty with these no move challenges is that we can not move."
I see. :D (Actually laughed out loud! Crazy stuff, I've just unlocked my third dude.)
I just watched this despite not knowing what this is or who this man is. The thumbnail intrigued me, and i liked the numbers.
I've watched so many of your videos, but 20:50 is the moment I hit the subscribe button. I'm crying.
"Och mann, jetzt komm!"
So german that I had to subscribe
Poe: "Nope. Not gettin' out of this chair."
In the first round it was painful to watch so many opportunities to pump the spinach that you didn't took haha I think that would keep you alive at least few more levels
Gutes Video weiter so!
what ive noticed is that sometimes with the attractorb, the red gem just flies by you and goes on forever
Imagine being Satan or whatever and watching your armies dying in droves to an old man sitting on a park bench
Amazing build
i have a question? Is it a known bug that all item values are 10x, but only in the description like the Spellbook shows it give me 80% cdr per level while actually giving me only 8% or the Lighntning Ring Level 3 upgrade says Base Area up by 100% instesd of 10%, if i pick it i still get the 10%, it is somewhat missleading. I was thinking the 1HP per second from the Arrow per level was nice, until i realised it only increased by .1 every time, i felt so scammed. I didnt found anything about it, maybe you know whats happening.
Let's go 100k!
Dex in Sicht,
ein Like ist Pflicht!
GREAT VIDEO❤❤
Made me smile as his sanity slowly melted away.
At 1:02 I lolled so hard I woke everyone in the house.
Dex became so frustrated his inner german came out for a second
In the end the Bone and Balls carry Dex. The same as it ever was.
'you guys can see it because I'll show the footage i already did'
Except that the part where the chest droped was cut off. We cant even prove he didnt move to it.
It's not how big your bone is, it's how clean you keep your garlic.
When the title said "grandfather of vampire survivors" I though you'd play an old game like crimson lands that was part of the same ganre
Eggsperience.
Missed opportunity.
I made it to minute 20 in Inverse Abyss Foscari.
I'm honestly shocked. Poe is a versatile old fart.
Dev: "Okay so this game is really simple. You only have to move your character"
"Hmmm... sounds complicated... I don't think I will"
I have no idea who you are or what this game is, but as a fan of insane challenges I really enjoyed this!
Ah my favorite Vampire Survivors and likes RUclipsr, THE BALD BALLS
I got stuck in a corner in the library and it lasted for over 140 minutes.... just now actually, I ate dinner..went out for a bit, hung with my girlfriend....but left my phone in the charger while this happened.....
I was mind blown ☺️
The three Es! I'm howling
You might hate me for this but.. I played alongside the video from the start and it only took me 2 runs. Had 4087 HP at 20 minutes, just had Limit Break at 19 minutes. Ran Garlic, Spellstrike, Eskizzibur, Victory Sword, Greatest Jubilee, and Night Sword. I even let Trisection Random Events on so Stalker and Drowner can spawn and they did. Lol
For some reason he didn't really focus on having a high dps weapon upgraded.
His voice went full yoda 🤣
I haven't played vampire survivors since 0.6 so seeing this much new stuff was very confusing but impressive. Dibs to the developer.
A tale as old as time itself: a geriatric man takes his bag of cats to the park.
Classic.
@47:35 For better and worse, at least the DLC bosses aren't in the Green Acres pool.
Because the deer... the invincible deer... X_X
The deer only steals your kill count it stops gaining HP after awhile
@@powerful7845 I meant in the context of it just sitting on someone unkillable for an extended time.
I feel like gatti amari is glitched and eats gems like its evolution
idk what i stumbled into by clicking this vid lol and the door is jammed so it cant be closed.
Vids like this do highlight the game's age
I'm surprised you didn't make vids of HoloCure of this nature.
I fell into holocure hard, I think it has more depth than vampire survivors
Spellbook is also a really good survivor style game too, if you’ve run out of vampire survivors things to do
the experience issue is probably due to the amount on the ground causing it not to spawn anymore on kills
Ouch, I felt your pain up to the 25 minure mark, not getting furniture was SO painful!
Edit: I made it to 47 minutes in. This is too painful to watch now!
As an Italian speaker, it took me a hot minute to think "Hmm... what can the joke be with Poe's name?" An then it hit me. "Poeratcho" is the literal pronounciation of "Poraccio", wich is roman dialect for some very poor and unfortunate man. God I love this game XD
"ich brauch keine hilfe und Support" 😂😂
Man I've run out of challenges to do and I've reset twice lol They really need a new DLC
I get hit by the damn cats EVERYTIME they touch me. there are times I think my game is broken!
*EDIT* @ 20:56 you earned a sub because of the angry German @ 10am part. I giggled hard and loud at that!
There's a limit of crystals that can be on the screen. After you reach the peak, crystals just wont spawn anymore. That's why that vacuum only gave you a single level, the experience was not accumulated from all the enemies, just from the first 200 or so. You can observe that you just stop leveling even when the enemies die on a very close range of, that's because they aren't dropping any experience
That's false. They still drop but get instantly accumulated into the gem furthest away, but with a certain distance at max.
That's what I refer to as red gem, since well, it's red. As colors on the gems are determined by xp amount so it shifts to green and then into red.
"Alter, give me doch Larobba!" These videos are fun! Bestes Englisch.
I literally can't find anyone reporting on the vacuum not working correctly
You try Rogue Genesia recently? Really liking it.
Is that on switch? I’m looking for a good rogue or vampire survivors like game to play on the switch
at 32:19 i think there is an object limit you can only have so and so much object lying on the ground before new objects spawn
geiler typ ;)
As someone whos only half german, hwaring your “swearing” is amazing xD
I can think of 2 things that are making the level ups not work.
1: the red gem is not spawning properly so you only get the other xp
2: when a new wave comes, the old xp is despawned
These could be possible if I wouldn't have leveld up so much later on. I am pretty certain it's "just" a bug, similar to when Leda and Red Death weren't able to collect experience and items often unless they moved in a certain way. Which is really hard to do in a no movement challenge
@@DexTag I cant find anyone talking about it online
maybe the "might" upgrades are restting the damage boost the cats get from the chicken each time You pick might
Poe secretly stands for Path of Exile with Righteous Garlic build
np mate, heres a sub
First vid I've seen of your so idk if you've figured it out yet, but there is a cap on how many XP gems can exist on the map. Since you didn't take mad groove to rearrange the XP, too many gems ended up outside of your range and all enemies that died after that did not drop any gems. This is why when you got the magnet, you started leveling up again at a normal rate. The game is not bugged or broken, you simply chose poorly and got unlucky on top of that. Hope this helps.
I read the beginning message as introverted green woods. I thought it was a new map