A microscopic solar flare 93 million miles away flying into someone's Nintendo 64 changing a 0 to a 1 that saved a few seconds to reach the world record on super Mario 64:
ah PIG̸̣̣͕̻̺̯̹͒̑̀̈́̐͝F̸̰͍̀̀͑̃̂̒̍̏͌́̌̀̐̈S̶̝͒̉̓̆̓͘K̶̛͚̗̠̫̆͑͂͆̽̌̈́̄̓́̾̑͘F̶͓̗̙̠̼̾̆̄͌͊̕̕B̵͍̗͕͍̻̲̙̞͓͂̑̃̈́̋͊͋̂̔͛Ȩ̸̫͖̣͖̙̩̜̝̱̠̭̤̪̋̐͐̌͛̍̔͑̕F̵̼̖̻̭͇̣̈̓̔̆͂̆̍̆̃͌͆̈́̆̕B̶̢͎̗̯̤͍̰͈̰̩̹͖͋́͋͐͂̈͐J̸̛̪̫̯͇̙͙̐̈̍̚S̴̘͆̎̊B̷̯͒́F̸̡͚̣̣̥͎̣̗̙̗̳̒͐͛̅̎͜Ṣ̴̢̻̮̹͇̺̪̖͍̝̮̼̂̓͗̈́͐̌ͅB̶̨͔̘̙̩̦̳͉͉͔̼͖̙̈́̈̾́̌̏͐̑̎́͐̃͘Ḩ̴̜̲̻͇̰̩̰̲̞̐̔́̍͊̀̾̋̕F̴̨̜͙̺̺͔͇͕͈̆̾́́͐͝D̷̦̖̙̣̟̬̩̀͊͆́H̷̡̢̗̗̣̰̩̓̈́̍̇̓̈́͝͝B̴̡̧̙͉͍̭̱̱̹̼͖̩͙̏́̓̑͛̄͑̈́͗̓̓̀͒̚͝ SS -Earrape Sniper
“It sounds like everyone at taco bell going to the bathroom at the same time. There are no worbs (yes worbs) to describe this disgusting sound.” -my sister, 10
Just imagine for a second that a Sniper joins the game with this music on the microphone, his name is "Cheater Sniper" and he becomes the MVP immediately.
![Meet the Jarate [SFM]](/img/1.gif)
... Did anyone notice that the video is speaking to us with auto translation?
Eh, RUclips is just drunk as always.
@@burianthedoktor at least it's funny.
[music]
@@mr.montello1433 and also theres so once
"so, you"
Me as a kid throwing a ball of trash into the bin:
me when i throw a paper ball that accidentaly hits the teacher's head
@@jjonoiseheadshot
Me when my piss stream hits the shit stain in the toilet
@@jjonoiseboom headshot
going to Principle is a good job mate!
@@jjonoisebum,headshot
A single raindrop somehow getting past my hat, glasses, and going straight into my eye
When the machine snipes a coin
"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up!"
stage 4 cancer:
💀
Woah😭
There once was shap that is in green sees the name of the pi was the belly of pee the winds a
Dude why is that actually funny
💀💀
official 2fort theme
2Fort National Anthem
2fard
2shart
2 short
*_S N I P I N G ' S A G O O D J O B M A T E_*
Challenging work. Outta doors.
I can guarantee you'll not go angry, coz at the end of the day so long as there two people left on the planet someone is gonna want someone dead
Yeah- Dad I’m a- well there’s a difference,1s a job the others a mental sickness!
@@Chemical_Agent4340I think this mate saw me...
...
YES! YES, HE DID!
@@justsomegamer5932feelings?, look mate you know who has feelings?, blugers that beat their wife to death with a GOLF TROPHY
Pov: u peek one pixel for 0.1 seconds on 2fort
fr
U stupid n-
_Snipin's a good job, mate._
The sun after blinding someone from 91,920,000 miles away:
“Jarate”
“I HATE you!”
‘Bushwack’
solar eclipse moment
Sun - “Headshot!”
“Thanks for standing still wanker! 👋👋👋”
when your playing 2fort and the entire team goes sniper:
Sniper bots be like:
sniper gaming
that happened to me once
then i got kicked for cheating AS A MEDIC HOW DO YOU EVEN CHEAT AS MEDIC?????
OMEGATRONIC has joined the server
sniper gaming
Man, I love my job as an investigative journalist!
Suicidal tendencies which I apparently always had:
A heart attack that for some reason requires a closed casket:
@@gabrielbates8327 My hands becoming stretchy enough to shoot my back with a silenced rifle:
Boeing moment
My legs propelling myself out the window of the Russian hospital
a rare virus with a 100% fatality rate that i contracted and died from in less than an hour
The last thing you see after missing a backstab as a spy
Accurate
Ah yes. A fellow DvN I see.
"Jarate!"
*bushwacka intensifies
@@Halberds8122
*schadenfreude*
*Points at Spy's corpse
"Ahahahaha!"
On an unrelated note, sometimes I use the Jarate or Mad Milk on friendlies and laugh at them
When you throw a green shell in mario kart and it hits someone:
A random solar flare from the sun aimed perfectly at a sm64 speedrunners device to change a 0 to a 1 to baffle the speedrunning community for years
I actually heard of that glitch last year it will never happen again simply becouse of how rare it is
Heavy main PTSD
Shit is painful😭
*Pyro
@@Therealclosetstudios yooo I main pyro as well! :3
Heavy mains' sleep paralysis demon
@@GoobertNoobster :3 emoticon says otherwise. :3
When I hit someone on the head, with a rock
Another successful lobotomy!
Canon sniper as child be like (yes he did that) :
@@nachosucker2014 ye
copper wired rock
I really hope one day we get Sniper’s theme officially released just like how we recently got the uncompressed Portal radio song.
Same
it might be hidden somewhere in the new leak if its not just assets
@@BlobbleBong look up the magnum force main theme, you'll be bamboozled
@@Wendigussy its different then the one in the MTS video.
ruclips.net/video/Vo_mhQDFi08/видео.html&ab_channel=SF1NX, its close to the one in the MTS video, just remixed.
I swear this should be one of the songs DoesHotter blasts in the voice chat
SHOULD? but y tho
💀lmfao
Dont give ideas
BOOOO i hate bot hosters and you should too
@@chickennuggetman2593 oh I do... or at least I did lmao
How it feels when you throw something far away, and it lands where you wanted it to
Jarate
say no more
Oh boy, I can't wait to play TF2 casual in 2023!
Wait till you play TF2 in 2024!
*epicly gets headshotted every fucking time by a bot*
So it’s over one minute of Sniper staring into my soul
Yep, couldn't think of anything better
@@burianthedoktor it's perfect 🥹
me after i pissed into a water bottle because the toilet was broken
I’M A MAGICIAN, SPENCER, A FURIOUS MAGICIAN.
@@Thom_Foolery AND I NEED YOUR TEETH FOR THE FEDERAL RESERVE!!!
@@furiousmagician5912 I’M CUTTING INTEREST RATES IN HALF.
POV you are a spy covered in jarate:
I'm watching an ad rn. Surely it can't be THAT loud!
Nobody:
OMEGATRONIC as soon as i peek out of spawn for more then 2 nanoseconds:
Lmao
when you see sniper drinking from the yellow jar:
0:06 microwave
Failures don’t have standards, be slow, be rude, never have a plan to kill everyone you see.
Amateurs have flaws. Be rude, be ineffective, improvise to revive nobody you avoid.
Snipin's a bad job mate, easy work, indoors. I'll guarantee you'll go hungry.
@@Grilled_CheeseGuy8cause’ at the end a’ the day, as short as there are 8 billion people left on the planet, no one is gonna want no one dead.
Non-Earape version? I have been looking for the actual theme used in the short.
this is the none earrape version wdym
ruclips.net/video/rb94S_HIfXw/видео.htmlsi=ePZ7GNYP-kcBWj2X
This one right here mate
Me going sniper knowing i'm going to miss every shot and accidentaly kill people with the huntsman
Literally every sniper round on two fort
When you get doxed by sssniperwolf but you live in Texas.
*Australia
@trabant601e Well, in Australia, you wouldn't have access to... never mind, I've said too much.
@@mathaijacob1345sniper's a good job mate
Snipin' is a good job, mate!
Challenging work, outta doors
I gurantee that you will not go angry, At the end of the day, if 2 people are left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
"Dad I'm a.... Not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!"
“I’ll be honest with ya, my parents, do not care for”
i think his mate saw me...
(pew, tink)
_YES, YES HE DID._
Me after I clogged the toilet with 10 phones in school:
How
Well uh.. I have my ways
A microscopic solar flare 93 million miles away flying into someone's Nintendo 64 changing a 0 to a 1 that saved a few seconds to reach the world record on super Mario 64:
me finally discovering the cure for cancer
the cia sniper:
Is this how Australia really sounds?
Yes.
new zealand*
Both
Yes, yes it is!
The last thing you hear after getting out of your base in 2fort
The last thing a spy main sees when their target checks their back:
People trying to have fun
that one sniper main:
me looking at my stats and seeing that Sniper is the class i've earned the most points with (I spend a lot of time on achievement servers)
Me pointing my turret to the side of the toilet so it doesnt make a sound
*"PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS"*
Turret 💀💀💀💀💀
ah PIG̸̣̣͕̻̺̯̹͒̑̀̈́̐͝F̸̰͍̀̀͑̃̂̒̍̏͌́̌̀̐̈S̶̝͒̉̓̆̓͘K̶̛͚̗̠̫̆͑͂͆̽̌̈́̄̓́̾̑͘F̶͓̗̙̠̼̾̆̄͌͊̕̕B̵͍̗͕͍̻̲̙̞͓͂̑̃̈́̋͊͋̂̔͛Ȩ̸̫͖̣͖̙̩̜̝̱̠̭̤̪̋̐͐̌͛̍̔͑̕F̵̼̖̻̭͇̣̈̓̔̆͂̆̍̆̃͌͆̈́̆̕B̶̢͎̗̯̤͍̰͈̰̩̹͖͋́͋͐͂̈͐J̸̛̪̫̯͇̙͙̐̈̍̚S̴̘͆̎̊B̷̯͒́F̸̡͚̣̣̥͎̣̗̙̗̳̒͐͛̅̎͜Ṣ̴̢̻̮̹͇̺̪̖͍̝̮̼̂̓͗̈́͐̌ͅB̶̨͔̘̙̩̦̳͉͉͔̼͖̙̈́̈̾́̌̏͐̑̎́͐̃͘Ḩ̴̜̲̻͇̰̩̰̲̞̐̔́̍͊̀̾̋̕F̴̨̜͙̺̺͔͇͕͈̆̾́́͐͝D̷̦̖̙̣̟̬̩̀͊͆́H̷̡̢̗̗̣̰̩̓̈́̍̇̓̈́͝͝B̴̡̧̙͉͍̭̱̱̹̼͖̩͙̏́̓̑͛̄͑̈́͗̓̓̀͒̚͝ SS
-Earrape Sniper
i gotta love how the demonic jumble of letters translates to pain
ah pain
My new alarm
real
When you accidentally hit a snipe on an invisible Sableye with Decidueye in Pokemon Unite:
Me: I can't wait to play on casual harvest!
The seven bots:
The last thing the Mvm robots hear and see before collapsing to our 5 Snipers + 1 Dispenser strategy.
When you join a lobby and its all snipers looking straight up
The theme that plays when someone brings up that one president from the US
"professionals have standards
Be Polite,
@@UH-60_Blackhawk be efficient,
@@scrfilm9392 and always have plan to earrape everyone you meet
@/hvtrs8%2F-wuw%2Cymuvu%60e%2Ccmm-cjalngl-UAD%2Fp%7B4%601dAuMVjnxFaOCiMu Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
@@scrfilm9392 have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Combat Initiation snipers when I stand in the middle of the battlefield
Fire game tho on god
Somebody who knows that combat initiation exists?
@@Therealclosetstudios Yessir
"And, checkmate! I win!"
that one bishop from 42069 miles away:
me on infinite chess:
Proshippers after seeing two unsuspected characters that have nothing to do with each other
"[music], [music] so, you" how inspiring
This really accentuates the Australianness of sniper as a being
"Cleaning the skid mark in the bowl with my urine"
POV: You played casual during the bot crisis.
Girls: What do you think he is listening to? I don't know, probably Country.
Me: Listening to this on loop max volume -
I literally forgot That im wearing a headset With a full volume
Sniper jumpscare
me after hitting the spider on the wall with slipper on one shot:
you know wut this team needs ?
foive mo snoipehs
@@alexzaker4238 they will go hungry
Damn yer beat me to it m8, anyways g'day
Harvey lee oswald after seeing the USA president:
When you headshot the last kid in dodgeball from across the gym:
This is how i wanna see if sniper was in the undertale au's
yo tf2 x undertale crossover would be golden
@@3_iq_individual Overtime is a thing, i played it recently and its kinda neat
My ears: 👂🩸🩸🩸
Earape? This is soothing
Never having to use the toilet brush because you got a built in powerwasher as a man:
“It sounds like everyone at taco bell going to the bathroom at the same time. There are no worbs (yes worbs) to describe this disgusting sound.”
-my sister, 10
She's very profound
@@cosmicdunsparceShe has quite a way with worbs.
'YOU"
- CC at the last second
ah yes, the sound of everybodys first 2fort match. (totaly not overused joke)
i think his mate bass boosted me
YES, YES HE DID
*YES YES HE DID*
YesYes he did!
YES. YES HE DID
Y E S, Y E S H E D I D
When you stand still on 2fort for .2 milliseconds
*S N I P I N ' S A G O O D J O B M A T E*
10 year old me always selecting the ranger class in every game
my brain during the last minute of the test
Needs more bass
The best ringtone I've ever heard.
Pure beauty, mate
DUH DUN DUH DA DUHHH🚂🚂🚂🚂
Boom, headshot.
when you miss 5 shots on a heavy:
Just imagine for a second that a Sniper joins the game with this music on the microphone, his name is "Cheater Sniper" and he becomes the MVP immediately.
Me after hitting the School Principal's face with the baseball:
Me: wants to play TF2 And have fun
The sniper on the other team who has a anime PFP:
THÆNKS FŒR STÆNDING STILL WÆNKER !
Double body shot machina
Sniper's a bad job mate
When huntsman:
P I S S
Me when I hit my first headshot in a month after attempting to main Sniper:
When you backstab and don't see the razorback on their back:
How it feels to get a hole in one
average volume of my grandpa's phone
the fact that this video has 2 years and so little views is dissapointing
Nah, considering my channel is the unfunny dumpster of random bullshit, it's absolutely ok.
But this is art i want it to br popular its my ring tone
POV: you try to kill the enemy the 1000 time and still fail
that moment when you hit a friend with a rock-snowball
Me across the road from a furry convention:
Go get em!
AttaaaaAAaaaAaaaAck!
my mom after throwing her flippers at me from 20 feet from her
"I just found the cure for cancer!"
The CIA:
"Professionals have standards" -sniper
me getting mauled by a train: