I forced a school of fish to pull my boat

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  8 дней назад +850

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  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  7 дней назад +22800

    The fish used in the final experiment where taken from a farm were they were raised to be killed. I put them in a harness for 2 minutes, showed them how a boat worked. Then they were released.

    • @BuffABean
      @BuffABean 7 дней назад +662

      Okay

    • @naturewalk4022
      @naturewalk4022 7 дней назад +1168

      You don’t have to explain yourself IDAT, it makes it less funny

    • @MCNarret
      @MCNarret 7 дней назад +2213

      Was it the most ethical/best thing you could have done, hell no, should it be normalized, hell no, did you give those fish a life and a unique journey that no other fish had been on before without permanently injuring them, hell ya. Can't expect everyone to be perfect but yelling at you would be very very very low on the list of people who should be yelled at for such things.

    • @death_by_stars8203
      @death_by_stars8203 7 дней назад +881

      I'm waiting for the barramundi population to suddenly explode in that bay they released themselves in.

    • @blueberrytea-ib9gl
      @blueberrytea-ib9gl 7 дней назад +322

      I dont really care about killing fish or anything, but making them suffer by keeping them above water and just generally sressing them out by all the enviroment changes is what bothers me tbh

  • @Macks_Mustermann
    @Macks_Mustermann 7 дней назад +10517

    13:40 Seeing five fish dangle in the wind was probably the weirdest thing I saw today.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 7 дней назад +224

      It was so fucking funny man

    • @noahlenhard7010
      @noahlenhard7010 7 дней назад +91

      I honestly would have been concerned if you had seen something weirder

    • @availxe8639
      @availxe8639 7 дней назад

      Are you expecting to find something weirder today or just hoping this is it?

    • @cristiplopeanu
      @cristiplopeanu 7 дней назад +4

      so far ..

    • @PabloPaster
      @PabloPaster 7 дней назад +5

      Probably?

  • @Miss_Kisa94
    @Miss_Kisa94 7 дней назад +22020

    I love that the koi farmer was just like "nah don't use carp I got a better idea" 😭

    • @pogo1027
      @pogo1027 7 дней назад

      That koi farmer had been waiting his entire life to receive a phone call from some unhinged man looking to use fish as a boat motor

    • @AndyAdventuring
      @AndyAdventuring 7 дней назад +1197

      "Carp? What are ya stupid? Try these guys out..."

    • @wiku7410
      @wiku7410 7 дней назад +448

      He must have done that before

    • @Itxquirk
      @Itxquirk 7 дней назад +15

      Don't translate... 😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु.......

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 7 дней назад +135

      Koi are a kind of carp, no?

  • @Endgameeffcee
    @Endgameeffcee 5 дней назад +1410

    Ahh the ol’ saying. “you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish… he will harness their fishpower and use them as a motor to pull his boat”

  • @BacktoBasics
    @BacktoBasics 7 дней назад +7024

    Those lilypads bring back great memories... Thanks for the good times, hope you've been well. xx

  • @Spifyninja
    @Spifyninja 7 дней назад +3657

    That shot of the fish loaded in the chutes is one of the most unhinged things I've ever seen. Good work.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 дней назад +3

      E

    • @manfredhaase4483
      @manfredhaase4483 7 дней назад +6

      Must be new

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 7 дней назад +35

      "Load torpedo tubes one to five!"
      "Aye sir!"
      *Das Barramundi*

    • @naejelangelogonzales6623
      @naejelangelogonzales6623 5 дней назад

      @Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. God bless

    • @Variety_Pack
      @Variety_Pack 4 дня назад +3

      @@EEEEEEEE I have been seeing you for years. Love your work, keep it up.

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja 7 дней назад +1797

    Yeah, Australia is the only country in the world where you can find koalas in trees, kangaroos in your backyard and office workers in ponds.

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey 7 дней назад +53

      And fish in harnesses.

    • @petradegroot3578
      @petradegroot3578 6 дней назад +1

      😂😂👍🏼

    • @vulgardisplayoftruth2060
      @vulgardisplayoftruth2060 5 дней назад +21

      I hate when I catch office workers fishing, lawyers are even worse.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 5 дней назад +5

      The group of fish has finally graduated from school, and are currently white collar workers

    • @c2559-z9b
      @c2559-z9b 4 дня назад +2

      and a guy on top of a fish chariot

  • @geot735
    @geot735 5 дней назад +1036

    Kid: "Mom, can we buy an Aquaman Figurine?"
    Mom: "No, we have aquaman at home"
    Aquaman at home:

  • @vinc3112
    @vinc3112 7 дней назад +6842

    I love how he is just barefoot in every single situation

  • @s3anp4ul
    @s3anp4ul 7 дней назад +11170

    Little known fact, before wild horses were domesticated cavemen used to measure in fishpower

    • @angrymurloc7626
      @angrymurloc7626 7 дней назад +284

      Cars back then were less powerful so it didn't really matter that they hadn't invented numbers beyond 69

    • @Unimoo420
      @Unimoo420 7 дней назад +117

      As a caveman I can attest this is how we measured our power

    • @wan2shuffle
      @wan2shuffle 7 дней назад

      TRUE. This Post Was Fact Checked By True American Patriots

    • @it_is_i_deo
      @it_is_i_deo 7 дней назад +58

      I like to imagine that horsepower was just more speculative back then. "Hey Grug, you know that giant creature with maces for feet and a nutcracker for teeth? I reckon this steam engine is at least as powerful as about 6'a them" -Unga

    • @abhisarkarmakar785
      @abhisarkarmakar785 7 дней назад +44

      i think you mean before horses were invented

  • @aratosees
    @aratosees 7 дней назад +2047

    Pretty sure Poseidon’s watching this like, ‘Finally, someone gets it!’

    • @Blasckk
      @Blasckk 5 дней назад +13

      Aquaman*

    • @NianJKL
      @NianJKL 5 дней назад +9

      He should have used 13 foot sturgeons

    • @naejelangelogonzales6623
      @naejelangelogonzales6623 5 дней назад

      @Raxdflipnote has warned us about the "MARIAH CAREY ENTITY" waking up this soon christmas just like the previous gaurd @Frosted_Derp . Be wary of going to antartica during this period as you may experience hallucinations and other phychological symptoms. God bless

    • @Ad1nfernum
      @Ad1nfernum 4 дня назад +11

      ​@@NianJKL I had for some reason assumed sturgeon would be slow relative to other fish (which in retrospect probably doesn't matter at all...) so I googled it, and wouldn't you know it, Government of Canada Publications has a paper from 1995 on the subject, "Swimming performance of lake sturgeon." I wonder who else was asking the question and why...

    • @mrefish289
      @mrefish289 4 дня назад

      Does he know?

  • @mystiquesquared
    @mystiquesquared 5 дней назад +145

    Those 5 fish are gonna have the craziest ass story to tell. 😂

    • @chgjake2230
      @chgjake2230 15 часов назад

      Did he teach them to talk too?

    • @nothingbutpain863
      @nothingbutpain863 45 минут назад

      @@chgjake2230, mystiquesquarad means those fish will tell their relative about the crazy encounter.

    • @chgjake2230
      @chgjake2230 42 минуты назад

      @@nothingbutpain863 i was just joking lol

  • @TheDoggyGIR
    @TheDoggyGIR 7 дней назад +4098

    This may be one of the most unhinged videos yet... perfect!

  • @RuneSwagga
    @RuneSwagga 7 дней назад +3319

    NEVER, in 28 year of life, have i ever thought of tying a harness around a fish. This is ground breaking. It could be a source of infinite energy. I would patent this immediately.

    • @DJCReptiles
      @DJCReptiles 6 дней назад +68

      Sharks would be a better source of power since they never stop moving. Maybe we should be domesticating seals or dolphins for this purpose though. I’m only half joking

    • @gargolus.
      @gargolus. 6 дней назад +86

      It's not ground breaking.
      It's water breaking. . .
      I'm sorry

    • @derp3044
      @derp3044 6 дней назад +2

      ​@@DJCReptilesalready done in dororo

    • @hackedbyBLAGH
      @hackedbyBLAGH 6 дней назад +4

      Infinite suffering

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 6 дней назад +15

      @@hackedbyBLAGH Nobody minds when it's horses.

  • @stonedyouri
    @stonedyouri 7 дней назад +3713

    2:31 "punched a cone" means ripping the bong for anyone wondering

    • @bullilite
      @bullilite 7 дней назад +1

      And "sucked off my first man" means he preformed oral on another bloke

    • @Rock_Appreciator
      @Rock_Appreciator 7 дней назад +175

      I've never heard that one lol, thanks

    • @rexxyonpc
      @rexxyonpc 7 дней назад +65

      ​@Rock_Appreciator cause your not aussie enough 😂😅 it's okay tho we forgive you

    • @juiceda6
      @juiceda6 7 дней назад +15

      What did he say after that lol ?

    • @glenni249
      @glenni249 7 дней назад

      ​@@juiceda6He sucked off his first man under those lilly pads. I can't imagine you need that translated.

  • @sigataros
    @sigataros 5 дней назад +818

    killing fish for food: ethical
    harnessing fish for propulsion: unethical

    • @yankis.
      @yankis. 4 дня назад +21

      Well the first one is essential

    • @rishyiv
      @rishyiv 4 дня назад +63

      ​@@yankis. very weird moral compass

    • @rishyiv
      @rishyiv 4 дня назад +21

      i just see every species other than humans as lesser

    • @yankis.
      @yankis. 4 дня назад +20

      @@rishyiv I think every human would pick quick death over torture

    • @nicholasgold9021
      @nicholasgold9021 4 дня назад +1

      @@yankis. I'm not sure I would define being tied up lightly enough that I can slip out in two minutes as torture. Shit, I think a lot of bondage folks would probably fire their mistress after something like that.

  • @MeLLi-v-
    @MeLLi-v- 7 дней назад +1871

    The secret super power of this channel is selecting the PERFECT music for every shot and scene. As he was croozing along with five fishpower, I just listened and was like ".....damn. I love being alive."

    • @Mehhemo
      @Mehhemo 7 дней назад +7

      I know right haha, although I guess it was 4 fishpower later on? What's the ratio of fishpower to horsepower?

    • @Skiman__
      @Skiman__ 7 дней назад +2

      The music in the kitchen aurora borealis is also top tier, fits the visuals perfectly

    • @allanchon1361
      @allanchon1361 7 дней назад +1

      Yeah ngl i was in a pretty cagey mood but this cheered me up alot

    • @hermaeusmora2945
      @hermaeusmora2945 7 дней назад +6

      His music choices are absolute bangers...i just wish he'd put song titles in the description.

    • @patrickchang9135
      @patrickchang9135 7 дней назад +1

      ​@@hermaeusmora2945 Could always try detecting the song with Shazam

  • @aiuipapito
    @aiuipapito 6 дней назад +1853

    somewhere in the fish universe, there's a unhinged fish engineer using human corpses as land chariots

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 6 дней назад +32

      corpses?

    • @thehans5726
      @thehans5726 6 дней назад +17

      @@bable6314plenty of dead divers down there

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 6 дней назад +11

      @@thehans5726 Still doesn't work.

    • @dee_is_tired
      @dee_is_tired 5 дней назад +21

      ... the fish in the video are alive, why would they use human corpses?

    • @nateh2665
      @nateh2665 5 дней назад +3

      In an infinite universe it is possible.

  • @__8120
    @__8120 7 дней назад +1405

    "A fish, is kind of like an engine"
    They hated him for he spoke the truth

  • @Yungdarius
    @Yungdarius 3 дня назад +21

    5:18 NOW YOU START QUESTIONING THE ETHICS!!!

  • @nathanvanblommestein4316
    @nathanvanblommestein4316 7 дней назад +4464

    The best part is that you bought $200-$300 worth of fish to move a boat 10 metres and didn't even get to keep a single one

    • @opal1076
      @opal1076 7 дней назад +190

      and made a few grands getting views off of it

    • @jonaut5705
      @jonaut5705 7 дней назад +89

      @@opal1076 ok but the point of the comment wasn't about his money, it was that it's really inefficient

    • @MrCazjd
      @MrCazjd 7 дней назад +48

      All it needed was grills on the ends of the pipes to cap them off so the fish couldn’t escape

    • @ganjalfcreamcorn8438
      @ganjalfcreamcorn8438 7 дней назад +5

      @@MrCazjd or to just not do it at all lol

    • @yushouji8952
      @yushouji8952 7 дней назад +30

      ​@@ganjalfcreamcorn8438but that wouldn't make a good youtube vid now is it

  • @urbanlucky98
    @urbanlucky98 7 дней назад +1847

    imagine having friends who jump in a suit into the water for your youtube intro, that's a great friend.

    • @Florafly
      @Florafly 7 дней назад +117

      Aleksa is a legend. ❤

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 7 дней назад +109

      To be fair he has made himself the target of the US government and Chevron assassins for Alexa's channel

    • @grantcatdone3417
      @grantcatdone3417 7 дней назад +81

      *boyfriend

    • @thermoking23
      @thermoking23 7 дней назад

      @@grantcatdone3417 damn good for them

    • @g.a13e
      @g.a13e 7 дней назад +53

      *lover

  • @MaizeSnallygaster
    @MaizeSnallygaster 7 дней назад +635

    This is the offishal method of transportation that Australian Santa uses to pull his sleigh.

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 7 дней назад +46

      “offishal” is either the dumbest spelling I have ever seen, or most clever pun I have ever seen.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 7 дней назад +3

      Either that or some feral water buffaloes of Australia. Why use hard to source animals when you can just use invasive species?

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 7 дней назад +6

      It used to be 6 white kangaroos but the guy that wrote that song was Rolf Harris so santa went and bought some barramundi instead 😅

    • @nayhem
      @nayhem 4 дня назад

      Buncha lazy carp ain't gonna get you off the South Pole, that much is certain.

  • @SIedgeHammer83
    @SIedgeHammer83 5 дней назад +48

    This is the most flintstone boat I've ever seen.

  • @ShypaxGaming
    @ShypaxGaming 7 дней назад +783

    the fact you ate the mealworms for a 5 second clip and a very bad joke shows dedication , i salute you straya'man

    • @sarahnoel666
      @sarahnoel666 7 дней назад +69

      The commitment to bits that someone could easily miss if they looked at their phone for 2 seconds, is why I love this man

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 7 дней назад +9

      Tbf, loads of ppl eat bugs 🤷

    • @KleefFerid
      @KleefFerid 7 дней назад +12

      That clip is from an older video about a North Korean cookbook, I think. Ooo, that was a good video. Yeah, nice. Haha, look at me talking to myself, again. Jeez, man, you've got to stop doing that.

    • @givlupi2686
      @givlupi2686 7 дней назад +8

      He's pretty obviously just pretending to eat them

    • @asa_9469
      @asa_9469 7 дней назад +1

      no one is as committed to the bit as idat

  • @faragar1791
    @faragar1791 7 дней назад +1488

    Maybe instead of putting a harness on the fish, just put a net around the tube and have the fish push against a soft net. Or, have a soft mesh net around the fish inside the tube, that way the pulling force is applied evenly around the fish and will be less likely to hurt or hinder them.

    • @whs1pmjazz
      @whs1pmjazz 7 дней назад +180

      you're not wrong, but yeah he's totally going to be repeating this

    • @olivermonks2568
      @olivermonks2568 7 дней назад +39

      It is not going to hurt them any less, and they were not hurt by harnesses

    • @Reubachi
      @Reubachi 7 дней назад +20

      @@olivermonks2568while you are correct and I of course agree with your point/see no issue with this experiment…the idea is that these animals can’t provide consent regardless.

    • @Vo2dai
      @Vo2dai 7 дней назад +114

      @@Reubachi "There are no laws against the fish, batman..."

    • @RPG-Center
      @RPG-Center 7 дней назад +7

      @@Reubachi what?

  • @liliowen2132
    @liliowen2132 7 дней назад +781

    You should see how many children it takes to pull your car next, in case it breaks again.
    I thought children and fish would be similar as they both can be found in schools.

    • @nottherealChickenJoe
      @nottherealChickenJoe 6 дней назад +31

      Children are kind of like an engine....

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 6 дней назад

      ​Easy to catch aswell ​@nottherealChickenJoe

    • @phantomzero906
      @phantomzero906 6 дней назад +25

      Ngl I would watch that. You’ll also have to account for age groups, gender, and activity.

    • @EffectualPoet
      @EffectualPoet 6 дней назад +1

      Ha

    • @gritilazz_3478
      @gritilazz_3478 5 дней назад +7

      @@phantomzero906 lmao, a genuine biology report based on this would be hilarious

  • @alexmichailow3658
    @alexmichailow3658 5 дней назад +35

    Honestly I'm impressed with the video. I know some people think it's unethical or whatever but it's the identity of this channel and I hope you never loose that

  • @yuqipan7570
    @yuqipan7570 6 дней назад +338

    Now THIS is podracing

  • @orionsarrow1025
    @orionsarrow1025 6 дней назад +546

    I’ve watched the video title change three times and the thumbnail change twice… it’s reminded me of how fleeting and precious existence truly is

    • @liliowen2132
      @liliowen2132 6 дней назад +19

      @@orionsarrow1025 Memento Mori 🤍🖤

    • @SeMake
      @SeMake 6 дней назад +36

      Some youtubers have access to a feature where they can upload a video with multiple titles and thumbnails and youtube will recommend them to you randomly to see which one gets clicked the most and then keeps that one.

    • @Spiker985Studios
      @Spiker985Studios 5 дней назад

      One of the early wish wrote this

    • @3picninjaboy
      @3picninjaboy 5 дней назад +3

      @@SeMake every youtube has access to that feature. A lot of them just don't use it for whatever reason

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 5 дней назад +13

      @@SeMake I get why creators would want to use it to search for more appealing titles and thumbnails.... but I hate it as a user because I'll see a title/thumbnail and put it in a list to watch for later, then not recognize it later when I see it with the changed details. or I end up thinking it's a new video and get disappointed that it's one I've seen, etc.

  • @notyomama1306
    @notyomama1306 7 дней назад +639

    5:50 is the funniest thing i have seen on this channel in like 6 years, the fish smacking the ground and the look of astonishment and defeat is perfect.

    • @3DWaffle457
      @3DWaffle457 7 дней назад

      ​@TrickORTreattttwho the fuck asked

    • @logankaibel2372
      @logankaibel2372 7 дней назад +2

      @TrickORTreatttt what the hell does this have to do anything?

    • @owo1744
      @owo1744 7 дней назад

      @@logankaibel2372 Its a scammer

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 7 дней назад +11

      ​@TrickORTreattttit's a spam bot, just report and ignore

    • @dontknowwhoiam9891
      @dontknowwhoiam9891 7 дней назад +2

      Someone please post that clip somewhere without context

  • @owenainsworth2939
    @owenainsworth2939 4 дня назад +12

    How high is this dude when he draws up his plans. The carp railgun proposal was not the result of normal brain chemistry

  • @danj9548
    @danj9548 7 дней назад +709

    "What are you doing?"
    "Not much, just taking my fish for a walk"

  • @Geto-Dac
    @Geto-Dac 6 дней назад +464

    im from Europe and we eat carp . just have to know how to make it . its delicious .Brined Carp
    Ingredients:
    1 kg carp (cleaned and cut into steaks)
    1 liter water
    100 ml vinegar
    2-3 tablespoons salt
    1-2 bay leaves
    10-12 black peppercorns
    4-5 cloves of garlic (smashed)
    Fresh parsley (for garnish)
    Optional: slices of lemon
    Instructions:
    Prepare the Brine:
    In a large pot, combine water, vinegar, salt, bay leaves, black peppercorns, and smashed garlic.
    Bring the mixture to a boil, then reduce heat and let it simmer for about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and let it cool slightly.
    Cook the Carp:
    Place the carp steaks in a shallow dish or a large pot.
    Pour the warm brine over the fish, ensuring they are fully submerged. If necessary, you can add more water to cover the fish completely.
    Let the carp marinate for at least 2 hours, or ideally overnight in the refrigerator.
    Grill the Fish:
    Preheat the grill or a grill pan.
    Remove the carp from the brine and allow it to drain slightly.
    Grill the carp steaks for about 4-5 minutes on each side, or until cooked through and nicely charred.
    Serve:
    Transfer the grilled carp to a serving plate.
    Garnish with fresh parsley and optional lemon slices.
    Serve hot, accompanied by polenta or a fresh salad.

    • @mertzanakia
      @mertzanakia 6 дней назад +5

      which country and region is this recipe from?

    • @bleach3888
      @bleach3888 6 дней назад

      the absolute lengths europeans will go to eat garbage

    • @Keksemann666
      @Keksemann666 6 дней назад +24

      Sounds like Czechia Poland or east Germany ​@@mertzanakia

    • @broek6075
      @broek6075 6 дней назад +12

      ​@@mertzanakiaif he's using polenta I'm thinking northern Italy

    • @leighhandley8928
      @leighhandley8928 5 дней назад +15

      Sounds like many complicated difficult steps not to taste disgusti g mud fish

  • @thegunslinginghero
    @thegunslinginghero 7 дней назад +1668

    You didn't nearly use enough back hair and turtles Mate. That's how the greatest pirate ever escaped an unescapable island.

  • @haydn9196
    @haydn9196 5 дней назад +7

    Honestly outdid yourself with this one lmao. So many hilarious bits with such dedication to this one, even the quick cuts. Just brilliant.

  • @Kiwi2703
    @Kiwi2703 7 дней назад +307

    13:35 I think this might be the single funniest image I've seen in any of your videos

    • @Kokurorokuko
      @Kokurorokuko 7 дней назад +26

      Looks like a fish bazooka

    • @Feirho123
      @Feirho123 7 дней назад +1

      fr lmaoooo

    • @thestarspark2288
      @thestarspark2288 7 дней назад +8

      I showed this video to my boyfriend and he is literally crying from laughing so much

    • @wpjohn91
      @wpjohn91 7 дней назад

      Bird hot tub intro

    • @Totsy30
      @Totsy30 7 дней назад +5

      I think it’s something about how calm the fish seem in the moment. Like they’re just chillin, dangling in their pipes

  • @gamb
    @gamb 7 дней назад +388

    we got enslaved fish chariots before gta 6

  • @greyscale1092
    @greyscale1092 7 дней назад +721

    He did a thing

  • @razaplaysch
    @razaplaysch 5 дней назад +16

    you’re so cool, i wish australia was real

  • @MetastaticMaladies
    @MetastaticMaladies 7 дней назад +262

    If the harness was attached to the bottom of the pipe as well as the top, it would work better, as the harness makes them turn upwards when they want to swim fast. But also, I think having a small net on the front of each pipe, with a hole just large enough for their snout to fit through would work best instead of a harness. That way their head would be fixed into the net and they could swim semi-freely without the obstruction of the harness.

    • @Dialga355
      @Dialga355 7 дней назад +81

      We got a fish chariot expert over here

    • @Jpcooldood
      @Jpcooldood 7 дней назад +35

      i bet you think your soooo smart, ive been working on fish chariots for 23 years and they way he did it was standard regulation

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies 7 дней назад +6

      Lol oddly enough I have done this before, but with something much smaller.

    • @campbellhenderson9335
      @campbellhenderson9335 6 дней назад +6

      How did you get your cylinder out of the tube ​@@MetastaticMaladies?

    • @MetastaticMaladies
      @MetastaticMaladies 6 дней назад

      @@campbellhenderson9335 I don’t know what you’re referring to? What cylinder and what tube? If you’re talking about his set up, mine was completely different. I used a modified fish tank and netting. A lot less work than what he did lol

  • @iluomopeloso
    @iluomopeloso 7 дней назад +403

    A few ideas for improvement:
    1) Use a net that fits around the fish (leaving their faces, gills, and fins free to work) to more effectively hold them.
    2) Make the tubes a few inches longer and put netting "doors" on them. If the fish "slip their traces", they'll still be contained.
    3) For steering, you want the "fish yoke" to be mounted on a swivel under the tongue. Then mount a crossbar to the bow of the boat. Mount pulleys on the end of the crossbar. Run ropes out from where you sit, through the pulleys, and then forward to the "fish yoke". This should give you enough leverage to point them in the direction you wish.
    Good luck with version 1.1!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 дней назад +2

      E

    • @cbplayz2374
      @cbplayz2374 7 дней назад +19

      Please never make another one of these they're too cursed.

    • @ars85202
      @ars85202 7 дней назад +5

      Please don't make improvements, this thing is too cursed the way it is now

    • @proot.
      @proot. 6 дней назад

      Since they've got the tube, they could probably ditch the harness altogether. Just make the tube narrow enough that the fish can't turn around, and put meshing over the ends so the fish can't escape.

  • @AllGoodOutside
    @AllGoodOutside 7 дней назад +163

    The koi farmer Trash talking the carp“ Yeah you don't want to hire him he's lazy AF”

    • @zeepro_tv
      @zeepro_tv 6 дней назад +8

      It's true. If you hook one far enough off shore, you typically end up dragging them in on their side.

  • @bshr1nk3yk1d
    @bshr1nk3yk1d 3 часа назад +2

    The random cut to “my son died fighting in afganistan” 😭

  • @javitolopezperez
    @javitolopezperez 6 дней назад +49

    15:38 mate just casually starts walking on water while recording

  • @harry-nl7wn
    @harry-nl7wn 7 дней назад +506

    amazing how everyone in the comments is now suddenly a fish chariot expert

    • @crappyshorehen8201
      @crappyshorehen8201 5 дней назад +14

      If noone knows anything about fish chariot beforehand, then even if you know so little about it, you are still technically an expert.

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 5 дней назад +2

      @@crappyshorehen8201 Shit, you've got a point.

    • @jmt8706official
      @jmt8706official 5 дней назад +2

      I would like to go back in time and watch the Roman fish chariot races.

  • @kaik168
    @kaik168 7 дней назад +279

    1:10 "Divorce, which I don't want to happen again". Boys, we got an IDAT lore update!

    • @silverXnoise
      @silverXnoise 7 дней назад

      They got married at Disney World back when they were gay just to annoy Florida, but sadly it didn’t last beyond the honeymoon. At least they can still be -occasionally- frequently homoerotic chums.

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 7 дней назад +7

      I think we got a lot of lore in that few min 😂

    • @aksharaxx_09
      @aksharaxx_09 7 дней назад +4

      That was a bit bro 😭😭

    • @beermakeup4555
      @beermakeup4555 4 дня назад

      U think so? Lolol​@@aksharaxx_09

  • @jaytee9111
    @jaytee9111 День назад +16

    Using dogs to pull sleds: ethical
    Using horses to pull carriages: ethical
    Using oxen to pull plows: ethical
    Using fish to pull boats: unethical?

    • @magicdolphin3090
      @magicdolphin3090 День назад +2

      these historically have been rampant with abuse, not a good example. just because society has normalized a behavior, doesnt make it okay.

    • @jaytee9111
      @jaytee9111 День назад +2

      @@magicdolphin3090 Owning dogs is ethical. Abusing dogs is unethical. Obviously adding abuse to something makes it unethical, even if it originally was not.

    • @jurel-enlatado1
      @jurel-enlatado1 21 час назад +4

      Dogs, horses and oxen don't have to be asphyxiated to put their harnesses on. Also, some would argue that all those things are also unethical

    • @mm-gk6xg
      @mm-gk6xg 7 часов назад

      not intending to argue im not knowledgeable enough on fish ethics, but i think part of the difference is that those animals have all been domesticated over centuries (millennia?), the fish may have been raised in a farm but thats not the same level of generational domestication i dont think. plus someone else in the comments pointed out that fish are very sensitive to feel minute changes in water direction/temperature/pressure so the harnesses could be much more uncomfortable for them, then theres also just the fact of holding them outside of the water for an amount of time which suffocates them momentarily, and all of these things combined just stressing them out a bunch

    • @jaytee9111
      @jaytee9111 6 часов назад

      @mm-gk6xg Gotta start somewhere. I'm sure the first horses to pull a carriage didn't know what was going on either.

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 7 дней назад +210

    i think the most efficient way would be to pyrolyze the fish and turn it into charcoal and then use that charcoal to run a coal powered steam engine. you should also be able to burn the fish gas that comes off from pyrolyzing to get extra power. i've seen people do this with bees to make bee charcoal and create heat during the winter

    • @linecraftman3907
      @linecraftman3907 7 дней назад +14

      What the hell 🤣

    • @LMAx22Nissart
      @LMAx22Nissart 6 дней назад +24

      Never thought I’d hear about bee charcoal

    • @proot.
      @proot. 6 дней назад +1

      @@LMAx22Nissart Yeah codyslab did it in a video a while back, while seeing what all he could turn into charcoal.

    • @duchoang5410
      @duchoang5410 6 дней назад +1

      Fish gas

    • @KarolOfGutovo
      @KarolOfGutovo 6 дней назад +1

      you can burn the fish after it gets hungry or tired after you use it as an engine first. For sort of hybrid fish engine.

  • @everything_LK_Banda
    @everything_LK_Banda 7 дней назад +322

    7:01 And if this looks unethical to you, that's because it is 😂😂

  • @schurik4n
    @schurik4n 7 дней назад +1205

    Remember this man is not suicidal and isn't going to go missing because of his invention
    He is kinda suicidal with his explosive hammer when i think about it

    • @AnonNopleb
      @AnonNopleb 7 дней назад +20

      If they can't fake that, they'll try to sabotage his inventions. Pretty sure they already made a move and tampered with the one fish that escaped the harness.

    • @spingebill8551
      @spingebill8551 7 дней назад +16

      The establishment big oil does not want you to know this boating tip

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 7 дней назад +10

      Big fish is gonna get him

    • @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687
      @theultimateamazingsleepyko6687 7 дней назад +1

      Correct

    • @CDCI3
      @CDCI3 7 дней назад +1

      ​@TrickORTreatttt This bot ain't even doing its job right.

  • @zxrzFC
    @zxrzFC 12 часов назад

    i am so glad and also impressed that you actually took the effort to acclimate them to the sea water (and did it properly as well) so many people wouldn’t care and just chuck them straight into the new water

  • @jezzathegoat
    @jezzathegoat 7 дней назад +291

    9:45 The guy just needed someone to talk to mate

    • @ezor5609
      @ezor5609 7 дней назад +61

      Yes, him talking about his son actually got me a bit sad, Idat is probably around the same age that his son would be were he alive.

    • @gaemer3967
      @gaemer3967 7 дней назад +30

      that was definitely a bit, not real so don't worry.

    • @GingerHead.
      @GingerHead. 7 дней назад

      @@gaemer3967i hope 😢

    • @miadiamia
      @miadiamia 7 дней назад +5

      funniest part of the video it's so jarring i love ut

    • @ezor5609
      @ezor5609 7 дней назад +17

      @@gaemer3967 I was unsure if that were the case, either way it's definitely the reality for many parents.

  • @shellshocked2323
    @shellshocked2323 7 дней назад +133

    If I'm trapped on a deserted island, I'm bringing ididathing with me, stupid brilliance and I love it.

    • @jaredthomas5637
      @jaredthomas5637 7 дней назад +7

      I mean, if we get to pick our Aussie youtuber then I want the guy from Primitive Technology for my island.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 7 дней назад +4

      If I'm trapped in a deserted island Ididathing is the last person I would want to be there, that dude is eating me day one

    • @juliee593
      @juliee593 4 дня назад +2

      You're bringing him with you on a deserted island because he's good at inventing things.
      I'm bringing him with me on a deserting island because he's hot.
      We are not the same

    • @shellshocked2323
      @shellshocked2323 4 дня назад +1

      @juliee593 PREACH

    • @jmt8706official
      @jmt8706official 4 дня назад

      I'm bringing Ozzy Man.

  • @laughingman3777
    @laughingman3777 7 дней назад +226

    0:10 Catching a corporate yuppie is next level Meta and downright hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 How many people caught* that? 😉

    • @arnaudFbr
      @arnaudFbr 7 дней назад +3

      can't understand the jokeeeee can you explain please?

    • @laughingman3777
      @laughingman3777 7 дней назад +35

      @arnaudFbr Yuppie rhymes with guppie, a type of fish. The joke is he tried to catch a fish, presumably a guppie but he dragged out a salary man instead.

    • @YerUnclePhil
      @YerUnclePhil 7 дней назад +4

      It totally felt like it was inspired by Monty Python or Kids in the Hall.

    • @phoenixeragon6404
      @phoenixeragon6404 7 дней назад +2

      He caught a case

    • @SBChaevok
      @SBChaevok 7 дней назад +2

      I was going to say, "duh" - but the comments before me show that maybe there are some that didn't get it. Interesting. lol

  • @eestaashottentotti2242
    @eestaashottentotti2242 День назад +1

    When they are attached only from the top, they probably won't pull full force, because they get pulled to roof. 2 opposite sides and suitably elastic cord my suggestion. Very fun.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 7 дней назад +80

    *"There's no laws against fish Batman"* -Alex while did the thing, probably

  • @Ratssssssssssssss
    @Ratssssssssssssss 7 дней назад +68

    If you live in Australia, you would know he posted this at 12 in the fucking morning. no dont ask why Im awake

    • @patrickhector
      @patrickhector 7 дней назад +4

      Only 10:30 pm in perth tbf

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan 7 дней назад

      I’m subscribed to RUclipsrs who live in the same time zone as me who have uploaded at like 2 am+
      rookie numbers

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 7 дней назад +1

      I was wondering. It's 3 pm when I'm waking up and seeing it. No don't ask why I'm waking up

    • @rosiejl2798
      @rosiejl2798 7 дней назад +4

      I think because he left it to the last minute to post before the month was up and the sponsorship video was due.

  • @Chokymilk.
    @Chokymilk. 7 дней назад +46

    9:46 “and he died in Afghanistan” man does not care he will rant to any one

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy 7 дней назад +1

      the fish won (good)

  • @columnfellow6955
    @columnfellow6955 15 часов назад +1

    I imagine that one much larger shark with a much more advanced harness would work better. We need a part two. Good luck.

  • @ChrisPacheco-w5b
    @ChrisPacheco-w5b 6 дней назад +39

    Putting a rubber seal over the end of the lasso 17:20 would of kept them in place better

  • @itskhro
    @itskhro 7 дней назад +51

    How many housefly's does it take for an organic jetpack next.

    • @jyrolys6
      @jyrolys6 4 дня назад

      Tiny wings like that give next to no lift. The contraption itself would exceed the weight it can move.

  • @VEE3RDEYE
    @VEE3RDEYE 7 дней назад +136

    barefoot around eels is ballsy

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 7 дней назад +9

      Footsy

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan 7 дней назад

      Electric eels aren’t eels and moray eels live in the ocean. Other than that they’re mostly regular fish in terms of danger

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey 7 дней назад +53

      You should see him around angle-grinders.

    • @Wolphie
      @Wolphie 7 дней назад

      I mean, he's Australian, he's probably used to wildlife trying to kill him on a daily basis 🤣

    • @hapybratt8640
      @hapybratt8640 7 дней назад +4

      @@1FatLittleMonkey or crabs, or home-made guns, or...

  • @jeoffreyauscia6841
    @jeoffreyauscia6841 День назад +4

    This looks like it could've been a Mythbusters episode

  • @MH_Binky
    @MH_Binky 7 дней назад +39

    I'm not surprised you made this video. I am surprised you were sponsored to make this video.

  • @tylerz4851
    @tylerz4851 7 дней назад +46

    Watching boy-boy then this is like moving between bizzaro worlds or something. Not complaining, both are excellent

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy 7 дней назад +10

      Boy Boy is the political messaging, and IDAT is the techonological advancement that will support it. This video is for renewable energy and the rest of IDAT's videos are for the weapons necessary for the revolution.

  • @Skyzhyper
    @Skyzhyper 7 дней назад +66

    Now this is what I’ve been waiting for, slowly growing my fish army to pull me to the finish line

  • @martinmollerup2265
    @martinmollerup2265 18 часов назад

    AMAZING STUFF - I love the unhinged Aussie humor, and how wonderful that you are not afraid to some actual experiments on the edge!

  • @janemba42
    @janemba42 7 дней назад +128

    I always hear about Aussies punching cones... I hope this Cone guy is alright

  • @SjoerdBeukers
    @SjoerdBeukers 7 дней назад +33

    7:33 I think fish are supposed to sink.

    • @tophatvideosinc.5858
      @tophatvideosinc.5858 7 дней назад +10

      fish are supposed to remain neutrally buoyant. a sinking or floating fish are both problems

  • @Fiqu64
    @Fiqu64 7 дней назад +56

    the last thing id do is get in a random body of water in Australia

    • @K31TH3R
      @K31TH3R 7 дней назад +2

      For those wondering "wait, is it the water or the land that you're supposed to avoid in Australia?"
      The answer is "Yes".

  • @ivanuchashiysa
    @ivanuchashiysa 12 часов назад +1

    That's craziest thing I've seen in a while

  • @oldmanryss
    @oldmanryss 7 дней назад +36

    if people way back then learned that animals can pull their carriers on land, let this guy do his innovative thing for the water version of it

  • @Cantfocvs
    @Cantfocvs 7 дней назад +21

    6:20 theres actually a very small percentage of fish that can effectively swim backward. An example is the African Leaf Fish/Leopard Bush Cichlid. I have one as a pet theyre very pretty and have a surprising amount of character

  • @Corvin.z
    @Corvin.z 7 дней назад +66

    “He's the best pirate I’ve ever seen”

  • @rexen24
    @rexen24 4 дня назад +29

    adventure time reference 0:15

    • @adr.lim.
      @adr.lim. 4 дня назад +7

      BUSINESS MAN ‼️

    • @SKYfvll69
      @SKYfvll69 3 дня назад +3

      What’s it referencing?

    • @louie54321
      @louie54321 День назад

      Business

    • @louie54321
      @louie54321 День назад

      ​@@SKYfvll69 adventure time

  • @messyg-tar2251
    @messyg-tar2251 7 дней назад +50

    9:50 i love these random conversations you have with randoms while on a riverbed haha

    • @EggyGTO
      @EggyGTO 7 дней назад

      look at his line.. :))

    • @stroopyy
      @stroopyy 7 дней назад

      the fish won (good)

  • @JohnyRapidCarrot
    @JohnyRapidCarrot 7 дней назад +52

    that's cool, but you know what's cooler? riding a fish with a saddle

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard 7 дней назад +1

      Bet let me just hop on a dolphin.

    • @zytr0x108
      @zytr0x108 6 дней назад +2

      @@R.K_ChalkboardA zoology expert, I see.

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 6 дней назад +1

      @@R.K_Chalkboard He said fish, not mammal.

  • @Mystery-pd6jc
    @Mystery-pd6jc 7 дней назад +32

    Man invents the world's shittest motor

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 3 дня назад +1

    need all boat engines to be rated in fish power from here on out

  • @NSA-admin
    @NSA-admin 7 дней назад +4

    This is the best "potentially ethically dubious" content on youtube.

  • @abrahamespejel5884
    @abrahamespejel5884 7 дней назад +111

    0:30 I was fully expecting something like a, "I was trying to reach you about your..." You know the words.

    • @MattMaxwell
      @MattMaxwell 7 дней назад +8

      Or "I'm from the Australian Tax Office, we have some queries about your 2022 tax return."

  • @RedGr33nBlue
    @RedGr33nBlue 7 дней назад +25

    somebody should make a handbag that looks like a realistic carp with a zipper on the top and a harness for a handle that'd actually go so hard

    • @Leeqzombie
      @Leeqzombie 7 дней назад +1

      Going into the pet section of The Reject Shop and grabbing two dog collars and that carp cat toy that has plush fillets they can dig out, ez carp bag

    • @cermit2379
      @cermit2379 6 дней назад

      They do. My friend bought one at a thrift store years ago

  • @marinsrok6100
    @marinsrok6100 4 дня назад +3

    "that's not a fish harness, that's a handbag" killed me haha

  • @RalphIvanDelaTonga
    @RalphIvanDelaTonga 7 дней назад +118

    Yay he uploaded

  • @stingyyyyy2250
    @stingyyyyy2250 6 дней назад +8

    Great video but also to a lot of people saying this is inhumane: A lot of animals in the meat industry go through some pretty fucked up shit. this is mercy compared to what a lot of dairy animals and stuff go through. im not saying that this isn't hurting the animals, but comparatively this is not that bad compared to the previous life the Barramundi were living.

  • @MrTuneslol
    @MrTuneslol 7 дней назад +39

    15:40 "But I still couldn't turn them" He says as actively turning them almost 360° 😂

    • @pacmonster066
      @pacmonster066 7 дней назад +2

      More that he couldn't turn them on demand. The fish were just swimming in random directions and that was spinning the boat around. Nothing he was doing was making them do that

  • @azuquirtle
    @azuquirtle 4 дня назад +4

    I’ve GOTTA know how much you pay Aleksa to go along with this shit. I just imagine the explanation going like “Yeah so for the first shot of the video I’m gonna have you in a full suit with a briefcase containing a fish sitting at the bottom of a murky creek and then I’m gonna slowly fish you out with my fishing rod” and he’s just like “yeah fuck it why not”

  • @резня-п1е
    @резня-п1е 7 дней назад +18

    if horses were as slippery we'd never reach an industrial revolution

  • @Djorin
    @Djorin 7 дней назад +16

    A Wels Catfish would have made for a great propulsion: they are big, extremely resistant and good propulsion! They tend to be slippery though

  • @middlesiderrider
    @middlesiderrider 7 дней назад +11

    . The current unlimited water speed record is 511.11 km/h (317.59 mph), achieved by Australian Ken Warby in the Spirit of Australia on 8 October 1978.
    I couldn't find any fish-powered water speed record, but it would be fitting if another Australian held that speed record as well.

    • @dinguloid
      @dinguloid 3 дня назад

      Well, technically one does now.

  • @projectduelclub3338
    @projectduelclub3338 23 часа назад +4

    Other people do worse is a terrible argument.

  • @RealSykoRust
    @RealSykoRust 7 дней назад +69

    do how many whales next

    • @solanumtuberosa
      @solanumtuberosa 7 дней назад +4

      I dont think gacha game players can swim

    • @chom15
      @chom15 7 дней назад

      ​@@solanumtuberosa Zinger!

  • @toastie_toast3
    @toastie_toast3 6 дней назад +51

    Tbh this is probably more ethical then lots of things people do

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 6 дней назад +2

      More ethical than lootboxes.

    • @bisexualmajima
      @bisexualmajima 5 дней назад +6

      It's more ethical than what those fish are literally bred at that farm for lol

    • @toastie_toast3
      @toastie_toast3 5 дней назад +1

      @ definitely

    • @hunni_chan
      @hunni_chan 5 дней назад +4

      @@bisexualmajima farm raised fish are humanely killed, this guy just fucked up the fish and left it to die a week later.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 5 дней назад

      ​@@hunni_chan probably the most excitement those fishes will ever experience in their lives

  • @fixxundfertig
    @fixxundfertig 7 дней назад +50

    0:23 That's dedication to the bit! Dang

  • @equilibrium8545
    @equilibrium8545 4 дня назад +1

    Ok, this was funny as f... your videos just get more unhinged as time goes by 😂

  • @mattparkent440
    @mattparkent440 7 дней назад +18

    Even though this has never been done before, it's still the most Australian thing ever.

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat 7 дней назад +33

    0:20 "Oh thank goodness! I found you! I wanted to talk to you about your cars extended warranty!"

  • @tekkno.logist
    @tekkno.logist 7 дней назад +41

    What an awesome intro, although the cop-stripper was your funniest ever!

    • @messyg-tar2251
      @messyg-tar2251 7 дней назад +2

      I was thinking aboyt this one the other day. I just cannot remember which video it's in

    • @tekkno.logist
      @tekkno.logist 7 дней назад

      @@messyg-tar2251gun sword ;)

    • @ovgem
      @ovgem 7 дней назад +3

      ​@@messyg-tar2251the gun blade maybe?

    • @xerfrex7869
      @xerfrex7869 7 дней назад

      @@ovgem yes, the gunblade