In Soviet Russia... ASMR | heavy Russian accent narrating dad jokes
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
- Yes, comrade. I am reading the cheesiest jokes about Soviet Russia in this one. This is bad. So bad it's good.
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I asked my Soviet friend how things were going.
He said "I can't complain."
;D
In Europe, people use military time. In Soviet Russia, military use the people time!
The wheelbarrow joke really got me 😂
Same 😂
This is funny AF, good video comrade
That was so funny. Would love a second part if you have more.
Plenty more!
This was so funny. I especially loved the parrot joke. 😂
That was the best one.
Da tingle QUEEN ♥️✨ best of the best comrade. ♥️
Your color palette is top notch. The strong red against the strong blue is striking
I really enjoy dark humor, so this was right up my alley. Thank you, Elena! Here's another joke I've heard and enjoyed - perhaps you will find it amusing as well.
A newly-appointed Soviet ambassador to the USA was touring many important locations in America, and eventually his itinerary led him to Fort Knox - home of the US gold reserves. He was impressed by the security arrangements of the facility and complimented his hosts, saying, "It's clear that you value gold above everything else, by the way you lock it up so securely. In Soviet Russia, of course, we place the highest value on our _people."_
the raven blue hair looks nice 💙
it's difficult enough to entertain people or show personality in one's native language.
you are a brilliant person to accomplish this in a second language 🌠🌠🌠 amazing ms. elena 🙏
Thank you for your appreciation. One's personality shows itself through language barriers or any barrier's, really.
In Soviet Russia the jokes laugh at you
We have a joke about it:
1937. Two judges meet in a courthouse.
"Why are you smiling?" asks one of them.
"I just heard such a funny joke, you'll die laughing..."
"Tell me," the second judge requests.
"No! I can't, I just gave someone 10 years for it..."
You might be the most beautiful human I have ever
seen 👌🏻👌🏻
So timely. Russia is going back there fast, isn't it?
And yet again, I am mildly entertained. ;)
A cop came to my house today trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."
8:16 funny 🤣
Holy hell... is humor not a thing in Russia??
10:41 я слышал вариант про армию: парень забрали в армию, он договорился с родителями что если всё нормально, то он напишет письмо синими чернилами, а если нет, то зелёными. Приходит от него письмо написанное синими чернилами, где он пишет что всё хорошо, но нет зелёных ручек.
Хоть ручки есть и бумага!
Hello Elena, How was your day Tuesday, everything okay?
I'm really liking the video, it's my favorite topic and I'm enjoying it to the fullest 🥰💕✨
Do you plan to make a second part of the video?
That was funy joks ever hehehe
10:20 lol😂
10/10 thumbnail
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Hello, камарад.
Joke for cracking of laughter.
A mad man and a criminal man, both, together go to jail. And they start a conversation.
A mad man say: ("oh, I really feel much better than the street, here.")
A criminal man replied ask him: ("why"?)
A mad man answer ("because when I was free I lived like a little parrot in the cage for the fault to another man that became my life in a hell species, using sophisticated tactics and counterintelligence method to private me from society").
A criminal man said ("wow, that's happened all the time to a few people, but don't worry the fascist Chinese have the solution of your sad emotion." Just buy a dog wait that the dog crap into your hand and give thank to the air and you will be free...)
A mad man says: ("Delighted")
A mad man asks the criminal man: ("why are you here?")
A criminal man replied ("I,m here because I feel like a businessman", I can evade taxes and create a fake funds. "like a pirate banker, like the man who put his feet to the moon.")
A criminal man follows the speech: ("No, I, m here because I stole a hen to a farmer")
The mad man asking him: ("wow, that was a funny trip") why you don't a better theft than stole a hen?).
The criminal man finished his answer saying: ("because when I was young, a little boy my father had a hen called "Nathasha" and I remembered Nathasha when I walked surround to the farm and I saw a hen, and to make an honor to nathasha I stole the hen to the farmer. )
I will marry you tmw. You just have to move to America and always speak in your strong accent 😊
I like this
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Здравствуйте, камарад.
How was your day? I hope that has been very useful.
If you put 5 Рублей in your pockets and then with the other hand starting to rub llitle softly in your face you will see how the lips making more productive and your cash becoming a fortune.
In soviet Russia you would go to gulag for those blue hair.