In Soviet Russia... ASMR | heavy Russian accent narrating dad jokes

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025
  • Yes, comrade. I am reading the cheesiest jokes about Soviet Russia in this one. This is bad. So bad it's good.
    Thanks for watching and for your support.
    To help the creator navigate this capitalistic world:
    www.paypal.me/...
    www.donational...
    BTC
    bc1q4fxqvdtwu2ar24emu2gfh42pa5p8dtprhn9qyd
    L-BTC lq1qqtqnzhynym6seu0t2077k9slqwlf78f48euchjrfplutejvt5x6he2l5nvtwat8jhvprkxx74m2cwdylplgfwg8q2hnkd9dld
    Instagram: shifty_elena

Комментарии • 39

  • @JackManiacky
    @JackManiacky 7 месяцев назад +20

    I asked my Soviet friend how things were going.
    He said "I can't complain."

  • @tuttlevalley
    @tuttlevalley 7 месяцев назад +9

    In Europe, people use military time. In Soviet Russia, military use the people time!

  • @boingo69
    @boingo69 7 месяцев назад +2

    This was so funny. I especially loved the parrot joke. 😂

    • @gabmusic78
      @gabmusic78 7 месяцев назад +1

      That was the best one.

  • @roselover411
    @roselover411 7 месяцев назад +4

    The wheelbarrow joke really got me 😂

  • @brettkozak3479
    @brettkozak3479 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is funny AF, good video comrade

  • @asmrselection7095
    @asmrselection7095 7 месяцев назад +1

    That was so funny. Would love a second part if you have more.

  • @ВячеславСучков-ю7г
    @ВячеславСучков-ю7г 7 месяцев назад +1

    10:41 я слышал вариант про армию: парень забрали в армию, он договорился с родителями что если всё нормально, то он напишет письмо синими чернилами, а если нет, то зелёными. Приходит от него письмо написанное синими чернилами, где он пишет что всё хорошо, но нет зелёных ручек.

  • @Danarchy3
    @Danarchy3 3 месяца назад

    My dad is addicted to buying ladders. He doesnt even need them. Its so frustrating, he just uses them to get high

  • @EmileoNacona
    @EmileoNacona 7 месяцев назад +1

    Da tingle QUEEN ♥️✨ best of the best comrade. ♥️

  • @corvoworldbuilding
    @corvoworldbuilding 7 месяцев назад

    Your color palette is top notch. The strong red against the strong blue is striking

  • @jasonk1000
    @jasonk1000 7 месяцев назад +1

    And yet again, I am mildly entertained. ;)

  • @infinity2z3r07
    @infinity2z3r07 7 месяцев назад

    it's difficult enough to entertain people or show personality in one's native language.
    you are a brilliant person to accomplish this in a second language 🌠🌠🌠 amazing ms. elena 🙏

    • @ShiftyRussianASMR
      @ShiftyRussianASMR  7 месяцев назад

      Thank you for your appreciation. One's personality shows itself through language barriers or any barrier's, really.

  • @quakstak4812
    @quakstak4812 7 месяцев назад +1

    the raven blue hair looks nice 💙

  • @Philistine47
    @Philistine47 7 месяцев назад

    I really enjoy dark humor, so this was right up my alley. Thank you, Elena! Here's another joke I've heard and enjoyed - perhaps you will find it amusing as well.
    A newly-appointed Soviet ambassador to the USA was touring many important locations in America, and eventually his itinerary led him to Fort Knox - home of the US gold reserves. He was impressed by the security arrangements of the facility and complimented his hosts, saying, "It's clear that you value gold above everything else, by the way you lock it up so securely. In Soviet Russia, of course, we place the highest value on our _people."_

  • @Abunazafmasud
    @Abunazafmasud 7 месяцев назад +1

    You might be the most beautiful human I have ever
    seen 👌🏻👌🏻

  • @JackManiacky
    @JackManiacky 7 месяцев назад

    A cop came to my house today trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
    I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."

  • @ВячеславСучков-ю7г
    @ВячеславСучков-ю7г 7 месяцев назад

    10:20 lol😂

  • @Gonzalo_Almendra
    @Gonzalo_Almendra 7 месяцев назад

    Hello Elena, How was your day Tuesday, everything okay?
    I'm really liking the video, it's my favorite topic and I'm enjoying it to the fullest 🥰💕✨
    Do you plan to make a second part of the video?

  • @revenant4252
    @revenant4252 7 месяцев назад +2

    In Soviet Russia the jokes laugh at you

    • @RWL6666
      @RWL6666 7 месяцев назад

      We have a joke about it:
      1937. Two judges meet in a courthouse.
      "Why are you smiling?" asks one of them.
      "I just heard such a funny joke, you'll die laughing..."
      "Tell me," the second judge requests.
      "No! I can't, I just gave someone 10 years for it..."

  • @lottajohansson6790
    @lottajohansson6790 6 месяцев назад

    That was funy joks ever hehehe

  • @JohnSmith-yp2nt
    @JohnSmith-yp2nt 7 месяцев назад +2

    Holy hell... is humor not a thing in Russia??

  • @normandduern2413
    @normandduern2413 7 месяцев назад

    So timely. Russia is going back there fast, isn't it?

  • @ВячеславСучков-ю7г
    @ВячеславСучков-ю7г 7 месяцев назад

    8:16 funny 🤣

  • @МАКСИММакс-ц8к
    @МАКСИММакс-ц8к 7 месяцев назад

    🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗 🤗

  • @bigboss4178
    @bigboss4178 7 месяцев назад

    10/10 thumbnail

  • @Dexter_of_oz
    @Dexter_of_oz 7 месяцев назад

    I like this

  • @TetraederZufrequenz-sk6tk
    @TetraederZufrequenz-sk6tk 7 месяцев назад

    Hello, камарад.
    Joke for cracking of laughter.
    A mad man and a criminal man, both, together go to jail. And they start a conversation.
    A mad man say: ("oh, I really feel much better than the street, here.")
    A criminal man replied ask him: ("why"?)
    A mad man answer ("because when I was free I lived like a little parrot in the cage for the fault to another man that became my life in a hell species, using sophisticated tactics and counterintelligence method to private me from society").
    A criminal man said ("wow, that's happened all the time to a few people, but don't worry the fascist Chinese have the solution of your sad emotion." Just buy a dog wait that the dog crap into your hand and give thank to the air and you will be free...)
    A mad man says: ("Delighted")
    A mad man asks the criminal man: ("why are you here?")
    A criminal man replied ("I,m here because I feel like a businessman", I can evade taxes and create a fake funds. "like a pirate banker, like the man who put his feet to the moon.")
    A criminal man follows the speech: ("No, I, m here because I stole a hen to a farmer")
    The mad man asking him: ("wow, that was a funny trip") why you don't a better theft than stole a hen?).
    The criminal man finished his answer saying: ("because when I was young, a little boy my father had a hen called "Nathasha" and I remembered Nathasha when I walked surround to the farm and I saw a hen, and to make an honor to nathasha I stole the hen to the farmer. )

  • @ryangettler2926
    @ryangettler2926 6 месяцев назад

    I will marry you tmw. You just have to move to America and always speak in your strong accent 😊

  • @МАКСИММакс-ц8к
    @МАКСИММакс-ц8к 7 месяцев назад

    💋💋💋💋💋🌹🌹

  • @TetraederZufrequenz-sk6tk
    @TetraederZufrequenz-sk6tk 7 месяцев назад

    Здравствуйте, камарад.
    How was your day? I hope that has been very useful.
    If you put 5 Рублей in your pockets and then with the other hand starting to rub llitle softly in your face you will see how the lips making more productive and your cash becoming a fortune.

  • @poland_stronk3044
    @poland_stronk3044 7 месяцев назад

    In soviet Russia you would go to gulag for those blue hair.