ASMR: Accountant handles your 23-24 tax year like a pro (roleplay)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @pvt-backpassage9843
    @pvt-backpassage9843 9 месяцев назад +686

    Time for some tax evasion

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +268

      and ASMR persuasion

    • @VioletsOnMars
      @VioletsOnMars 9 месяцев назад +36

      The court is adjourned until further lucidity. 👩‍⚖️😴

    • @mrsfrozy8063
      @mrsfrozy8063 9 месяцев назад +8

      😂

    • @toad_migoad8897
      @toad_migoad8897 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@SRPASMRthis seems to be quite the occasion

    • @markmccallum475
      @markmccallum475 8 месяцев назад +2

      *avoision

  • @friiq0
    @friiq0 9 месяцев назад +182

    When tax time comes around, does a duck itch its beak? No, it foots the bill!

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +75

      Very good. Mrs QQ can certainly foot my bill

    • @sandwichbreath0
      @sandwichbreath0 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@SRPASMR 🤣🤣

  • @jessejoker6303
    @jessejoker6303 9 месяцев назад +50

    The man I trust the most from checking my vision to doing my cranial nerve exams and now my taxes. A one stop shop

    • @TheGodIvy
      @TheGodIvy 9 месяцев назад +6

      One stop shop for all the essentials. Doctoring, coffeemaking, and taxes

  • @markbohn1932
    @markbohn1932 9 месяцев назад +120

    For those who may have been wondering… the frame behind SRP reads: “I don’t have ducks or a row, I have squirrels and they are all at a rave”. 🤣👌🏼

    • @oskahuxley6322
      @oskahuxley6322 8 месяцев назад +3

      Thank you so much.

    • @sabinagehtdichnixan9713
      @sabinagehtdichnixan9713 8 месяцев назад +20

      In case anybody doesn't understand the meaning behind that phrase: "to have your ducks in a row" means you are prepared for an upcoming task. Whilst "squirrels at a rave" means your thoughts spin, jump and dive so you can't prepare properly

    • @planetX15
      @planetX15 8 месяцев назад +10

      I can imagine Squirrels being at a rave

    • @bretto165
      @bretto165 5 месяцев назад

      Some sexy squirrels then

  • @dog4583
    @dog4583 9 месяцев назад +36

    your previous accounting video is one of my absolute favourites … SRP has blessed us, thanks mate !

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +8

      You’re welcome 😎

  • @Limburg._maps
    @Limburg._maps 9 месяцев назад +50

    I never knew I needed an asmr video about an accountant handling my taxes, but here we are, another great video!

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +13

      Thanks my friend

  • @irenecrichton9279
    @irenecrichton9279 9 месяцев назад +28

    LOL, love the grin in the thumbnail. I’m sure an accountant would find lots to laugh about in my tax return 😆. This was a tingle feast - thank you!

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +5

      😂🤝🏼

    • @bek-salmozé
      @bek-salmozé 9 месяцев назад +4

      We got to see you smile! 😃

    • @derp195
      @derp195 9 месяцев назад

      "For the last time, the IRS is not going to accept 'home office morale dog' as a business expense."

  • @dw3164
    @dw3164 9 месяцев назад +7

    SRP you are a breath of fresh air in the ASMR community, keep it up youre already one of the greats!!

  • @markjones42115
    @markjones42115 4 месяца назад +902

    Borlest contains all the hidden subliminals; they changed my life

  • @alicekrupit2822
    @alicekrupit2822 9 месяцев назад +9

    Came for the sleep, stayed for the snark (i.e. all snide asides about the merc) 😅😂😂

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  7 месяцев назад

      😁🤝🏼

  • @nobutsaboutit
    @nobutsaboutit 9 месяцев назад +2

    I used to listen to many different asmr artists but now SRP is all I need. Thank you again good sir for so many exceptional videos.

  • @eddih5002
    @eddih5002 9 месяцев назад +70

    NO TAXATION WITHOUT RELAXATION

  • @tarantularancher5748
    @tarantularancher5748 9 месяцев назад +9

    The sassiest accountant “How much do you pay a month? 600?…sucker.”

  • @The_almighty_and_divine_Zamasu
    @The_almighty_and_divine_Zamasu 9 месяцев назад +128

    We doin taxes with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

    • @xI-MIKE-Ix
      @xI-MIKE-Ix 9 месяцев назад +29

      I haven't done taxes since 2005 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +39

      Not so taxing ASMR

    • @beanreview5803
      @beanreview5803 8 месяцев назад

      @@xI-MIKE-Ix hi my name is Gilbert Godfrey. I’m with the IRS substantial revenue department. We’ve been trying to reach you for the past five years about your tax miscalculation we believe you’ve filed as exempt the past five years and declared bankruptcy under your business that is not been registered subject to up to $300,000 in fees and three sentences. How would you like to proceed?

  • @JociCoastal
    @JociCoastal 9 месяцев назад +13

    YESSSSSSSEEEEYYYYYYYYYY the first one is my favorite!!!!!!!!! so glad to see my return to Nuts, Whittington, and Beeley

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +5

      Pretentious trio who only know narcissism 😁

  • @B3ntheboy
    @B3ntheboy 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you so much for all the amazing content you put out. I have you bookmarked on my work computer so I can listen when I’m stressed.
    Your videos really help me to cope when things get tough and I really appreciate everything you do.
    Hope you’re having a great day 🤜🏼

  • @DanihelMetalPromotion
    @DanihelMetalPromotion 9 месяцев назад +21

    I love how taxes work in Holland, a website just basically fills everythig in. Its like a 2 min job. If you are self employed it might be more challenging though.

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +8

      Interesting

    • @carlyofearth
      @carlyofearth 8 месяцев назад +4

      Moving to Holland immediately

    • @anonymousfuck9320
      @anonymousfuck9320 8 месяцев назад

      Kind of the same in Sweden. You just have to check that everything is in order

    • @Alexjw1234
      @Alexjw1234 8 месяцев назад +2

      The vast majority of employees in the UK don't have to submit a tax return at all

    • @zeddeka
      @zeddeka Месяц назад

      This is a very exaggerated version of a British one - it's all actually done online eventually. If you use an accountant like this, they'll gather information to input it for you, after looking at ways to minimise your tax. In any event, the only people who have to complete tax returns in the UK are higher rate tax payers, people who earn money from property and directors of companies.

  • @blackmetalhead5883
    @blackmetalhead5883 9 месяцев назад +1

    This guy is literally top 5 favorite asmr channels, absolute goat

  • @ObviouslyASMR
    @ObviouslyASMR 9 месяцев назад +29

    Love the suit in the second half 🔥

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +11

      Ty my friend

  • @Intenzfied
    @Intenzfied 9 месяцев назад +13

    You know you'll sleep well when spr posts🔥🔥🔥

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +3

      Please do 🫶🏼

  • @nicholasadams2374
    @nicholasadams2374 6 месяцев назад +3

    The sneaky little quips are priceless.

  • @cthe4081
    @cthe4081 8 месяцев назад

    I've been listening to some of your videos (mostly optometrist related) in the last little bit and came across this one; must say you bring a very different energy to this one! Great video, love the snark.

  • @ridenourcameron2426
    @ridenourcameron2426 4 месяца назад +2

    4:50 favorite part

  • @hannahpoland4267
    @hannahpoland4267 9 месяцев назад +11

    The sign behind you is great 😂

    • @BriarLeaf00
      @BriarLeaf00 9 месяцев назад +4

      I do not have ducks.
      Or a row.
      I have Squirrels,
      And they're at a rave.

  • @YT-xn3fs
    @YT-xn3fs 9 месяцев назад

    This is first time to watch your ASMR video.
    I'm so surprised, that you made great Japanese romaji sentences in your description!
    Also you're an amazing ASMRist too.I really appreciate your brilliant work!!

  • @Norminho1793
    @Norminho1793 8 месяцев назад +2

    Here I am, trying to sleep, “do you know, where the first lane is? Or are you a middle lane hogger?.. thought so…”
    Got me cracking up, in bed 😅

  • @AMmk9
    @AMmk9 14 дней назад

    I have no idea what this guy is yapping about, but I’m here for it. Nice work SRP 👍

  • @Delilah.Elizabeth
    @Delilah.Elizabeth 9 месяцев назад +2

    I never knew doing taxes could be relaxing. Great sign on the wall, btw. 💜😴

  • @SchmartsyMan
    @SchmartsyMan 9 месяцев назад +14

    Me coming to RUclips for some ASMR to relax.
    Taxes ASMR.
    *Confliction*

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +5

      😂 but it’s soft spoken torture at least

    • @SchmartsyMan
      @SchmartsyMan 9 месяцев назад +3

      I won’t lie, your ASMR videos are always the *most* relaxing for me. I’ve bounced around a lot of ASMRtists for a long time, but you’re the one that I’ve genuinely stuck with and never disliked a video from. 11/10 quality, my British dude! Keep up the fantastic work and know that you’re loved!

  • @sandwichbreath0
    @sandwichbreath0 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love that we're back at Nutts, Whittington and Bealey. Although I noticed the fee went up by £50 (yes, I've watched the last one that much) 😂

  • @Popcorn_the_kitty
    @Popcorn_the_kitty 9 месяцев назад +3

    Those suits looked absolutely amazing omg???

  • @dianahaynes6328
    @dianahaynes6328 9 месяцев назад +64

    Ah, taxes. The plebs shackles. Keep my 1,22 and get yourself something nice 😂

  • @Robbiepeaple
    @Robbiepeaple 9 месяцев назад +14

    The fee has gone up £50! 😅
    Upgraded from bmw 1 series to Merc so not all bad.

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +6

      Sign of the times 😁

    • @jm096
      @jm096 9 месяцев назад

      Merc 0 series 💀

  • @srenfaxholm112
    @srenfaxholm112 9 месяцев назад +4

    Thanks for this awesome video. I was really enjoying this one. 👌

  • @epic2ombi329
    @epic2ombi329 9 месяцев назад +2

    Love the video as this is like the first one SRP did, but hes good at playing different characters

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +2

      😊🤝🏼

  • @kayladal6137
    @kayladal6137 8 месяцев назад

    These videos might be my favourite role play of yours

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  8 месяцев назад

      I’m glad to hear it

  • @benmwalls
    @benmwalls 9 месяцев назад

    These are amongst my favs after years working hr and payroll (US) just to hear about different forms etc.

  • @jendarite
    @jendarite 9 месяцев назад +3

    your accountant videos are always entertaining XD

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +4

      High time another came

  • @souslesbombes
    @souslesbombes 9 месяцев назад

    Your previous accountant RP was my most viewed asmr video of '23, which means it was exceptionally good or I'm some sort of masochist. The BMW joke was pretty good honestly.

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад

      Enjoy the new one

  • @akw4000
    @akw4000 8 месяцев назад +2

    I never thought taxes would put me to sleep

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  8 месяцев назад

      Oh I can certainly bore you to death 😁

  • @patrickginart1780
    @patrickginart1780 9 месяцев назад +1

    Never have I actually looked forward to doing my taxes this much lol

  • @bluewave2432
    @bluewave2432 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nap time video just in time! Thanks SRP!

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад

      You’re welcome

  • @curryfactoryt
    @curryfactoryt 8 месяцев назад

    came here from tiktok, didn’t know you had youtube channel too this is great.

  • @heameshraj2952
    @heameshraj2952 8 месяцев назад +1

    This guy deserves more views

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  8 месяцев назад +1

      🤝🏼

  • @janheard3826
    @janheard3826 5 месяцев назад

    An upgrade to double cuff shirt with cuff links…loving it.

  • @misslyntheena
    @misslyntheena 8 месяцев назад

    Never felt so good, watching this and I’ve already done my taxes 😌

  • @grilllpup
    @grilllpup 8 месяцев назад +1

    now I'm convinced that SRP works 10 jobs

  • @audreyesser7710
    @audreyesser7710 9 месяцев назад +1

    i love these types of videos, could you do a college admission office video?

  • @hannahh8696
    @hannahh8696 9 месяцев назад

    Lovely thumbnail. The whispering and typing section at the end of this video is tingle heaven. No tax evasion from me. :P

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +1

      😂 glad you enjoyed it x

  • @ianlousteau9832
    @ianlousteau9832 9 месяцев назад +1

    I clicked so fast! Your last accounting video is one of my favorites:)

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +1

      Glad I could bring you another

  • @GIlmerbubba
    @GIlmerbubba 8 месяцев назад +1

    so srp you say you work as a eye doc so do you acully go into a hospteil or was that your job before you became a full time yt or you retired ?

  • @lmyoutube322
    @lmyoutube322 16 дней назад

    I'd love if you did an unintentional accounting where you are balancing an account and it could include mumbling, clicking, pen writing etc. 😁

  • @frogking9543
    @frogking9543 8 месяцев назад

    It seems most people didn’t notice the Mercedes jokes that u made 😂

  • @menopausalbarbie7467
    @menopausalbarbie7467 9 месяцев назад +2

    I'll have to save this one for later Doc but thanks in advance 💜💜💜

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +2

      Please don’t cry when you receive that tax bill 😣

    • @menopausalbarbie7467
      @menopausalbarbie7467 9 месяцев назад

      @@SRPASMR 😂

  • @TheManaPrism
    @TheManaPrism 8 месяцев назад

    18:47 Nothing related to accounting. What time do you end at and what's your favorite type of cuisine ?

  • @ItchyNavel
    @ItchyNavel 8 месяцев назад

    Do you actually have to take car modifications into account with taxes in the UK?

    • @janheard3826
      @janheard3826 5 месяцев назад +1

      No definitely not. I do tax returns and you do not need to know all the questions he is asking. Also the ID documents (for KYC purposes) are always one photo ID and a utility bill or bank statement showing your address (rather than two forms of photo ID). This is just role play and very relaxing nevertheless.

    • @ItchyNavel
      @ItchyNavel 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@janheard3826 A knowledgeable and succinct answer after three months, you are a lady and a scholar, and I thank you.

  • @kimholch1006
    @kimholch1006 9 месяцев назад

    I did not know taxes could be so relaxing. ❤

  • @crowkiller5579
    @crowkiller5579 9 месяцев назад +3

    Simplemente relajación mental extrema
    ..❤

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +2

      I’m glad to hear it

  • @heatherblake4825
    @heatherblake4825 9 месяцев назад +2

    I was taught to fill things out in pen, because with pencil it can be easier to erase and changed

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +2

      Pencil makes better sounds but yes you are right

    • @madmcneal
      @madmcneal 9 месяцев назад

      Some of us weirdos doo prefer pen noises...

  • @cornflakegirl4811
    @cornflakegirl4811 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yeeeeeh, hate taxes, thx for managing this for me, just send your bill. 🎉😂 As slow as the sloth on your desk when it comes to get ready for annual taxes and eventually lost all the papers you need copies of. 😂😅

  • @khpmr4988
    @khpmr4988 8 месяцев назад +2

    Was about to drift off till i heard "are you a middle lane hogger"

  • @bababoitomfox
    @bababoitomfox 9 месяцев назад +1

    Ok, that sucker was a bit personal 5:58

  • @GIlmerbubba
    @GIlmerbubba 8 месяцев назад

    so does the uk do they not have a id card like the us ?

    • @dond4646
      @dond4646 8 месяцев назад

      Drivers license is our ID

    • @janheard3826
      @janheard3826 5 месяцев назад

      Drivers licence and/or passport .

  • @Xinathor
    @Xinathor 9 месяцев назад

    Whoa thanks for adding them extra zeros SRP
    My twin brother will be sending you your part of the will once im gone

  • @grahamhawthorn2320
    @grahamhawthorn2320 9 месяцев назад

    Interesting quote. Great video.

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад

      🤝🏼

  • @lewistodd9720
    @lewistodd9720 9 месяцев назад

    May I ask, what does the SRP stand for in SRP ASMR?

  • @ASoundMostRelaxing
    @ASoundMostRelaxing 8 месяцев назад

    squirrels at a rave 😂

  • @jakeshaw1661
    @jakeshaw1661 9 месяцев назад +1

    Looking dapper as always. Love the suits

  • @morgannamoorewhelan1692
    @morgannamoorewhelan1692 9 месяцев назад

    Adulting terrifies me so the pressure was immense here. 😅

  • @kryshik1
    @kryshik1 6 месяцев назад

    Got guinea pigs? Heard some rumbling at a few points, plus the hay in the corner

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  5 месяцев назад

      Two at the time. Now just one

    • @kryshik1
      @kryshik1 5 месяцев назад

      @@SRPASMR Ah, sorry to hear that. I hope the other one is doing alright.

  • @Shivris
    @Shivris 9 месяцев назад

    I probably should think about filing my taxes for this year.

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад

      Plenty of time left yet

  • @harlowekitchin4639
    @harlowekitchin4639 9 месяцев назад

    Strange that I commented on last years video last night asking you to do another one. Am I the chosen one?

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад

      It was already done but I decided to release it when I say the comment 👍🏼

  • @ClintLock1
    @ClintLock1 8 месяцев назад +1

    lmao the rudest accountant "how much do you pay for your vehicle? 600/mo... sucker."

  • @jakoontz420
    @jakoontz420 9 месяцев назад

    Bro looking clean in the suit

  • @Vincent_Pilsen
    @Vincent_Pilsen 9 месяцев назад +4

    the only thing that bothers me about this charming man is that his jacket's collar is flipped!!!

    • @toferj7441
      @toferj7441 8 месяцев назад +1

      This is exactly what I came to the comments to say! The COLLAR!!! GAH!!

    • @Vincent_Pilsen
      @Vincent_Pilsen 8 месяцев назад

      @@toferj7441 I KNOW, RIGHT??

  • @BDDF
    @BDDF 3 месяца назад

    He's like the johnny sins of the asmr world

  • @IwanPhillips
    @IwanPhillips 9 месяцев назад

    The fees gone up £50 since the last time, im not going to have any money left at this rate SRP 😭🤣

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +1

      My bad. I’ll look to apply a discount next time

    • @IwanPhillips
      @IwanPhillips 9 месяцев назад

      @@SRPASMR great video as always sir 🙌😊

  • @geezermann7865
    @geezermann7865 9 месяцев назад +1

    I have two new baby squirrels that are now frequenting my backyard feeding area.

  • @yusukelulu383
    @yusukelulu383 9 месяцев назад +1

    Me encantaaaaaa, saludos desde Argentina 💞💞🇦🇷

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +1

      Viva!

  • @maurinho6030
    @maurinho6030 9 месяцев назад +1

    SRP, U forgot to hide that big bag of weed in the background!

  • @MoneyGarden99
    @MoneyGarden99 7 месяцев назад

    large bag of green beans in the left corner

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  7 месяцев назад

      I’ve never smoked dust free hay before.
      I’m sure my rodents wouldn’t approve 🫨

  • @yanalark
    @yanalark 8 месяцев назад

    感谢,有字幕❤❤

  • @toyoM96
    @toyoM96 8 месяцев назад

    Just for interest sake. Can someone please tell me what are commonly said about Toyota drivers?😂😂. I haven't heard something there yet😂. Btw SRP great video as always.

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  8 месяцев назад

      😂 I guess nothing but good things

  • @friiq0
    @friiq0 9 месяцев назад +2

    Move over H&R Block, Nuts Whittington Bealey is coming for you!

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +1

      😦

  • @Angellady11
    @Angellady11 8 месяцев назад +1

    He cheated me out of 70 pounds I’m calling the authorities 😂😂

  • @ForsakenGod23
    @ForsakenGod23 9 месяцев назад

    Establish? I'll also have a navy suit for war fitting after our tax meeting then!

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +1

      I prefer grey 😁

  • @chrishudson25
    @chrishudson25 9 месяцев назад

    Haven’t done them since 2017 and I feel amazing!😊

  • @slushy3943
    @slushy3943 9 месяцев назад +1

    Taxes=Returned

  • @The_Kea
    @The_Kea 8 месяцев назад

    Im so glad i live in new zealand and that my tax is already taken from my pay befpre i even receive it, so i dont have to bother with this

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  8 месяцев назад

      Ours is too mate when you’re employed.
      It’s only if you’re self employed that you need to do self assessment, and you don’t need an accountant necessarily

  • @eelllliieee
    @eelllliieee 9 месяцев назад +1

    if it were taxes in America this vid would be 5 hours minimum

  • @monkeytennis7477
    @monkeytennis7477 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dear sir, I must file a formal complaint about that tiny ant shaped spot on the far left of the screen, just above your large plastic bag of.....ahem, uh.....alfalfa hay....? I cannot stop looking at the bug. Please acknowledge. Thank you. 📝🐒💀

  • @Junkpot411
    @Junkpot411 8 месяцев назад

    I know this has nothing to do with the asmr but what do you think will happen to ten hag after that performance.

  • @ServingSass
    @ServingSass 7 месяцев назад

    Is he doing the taxes for his other characters?

  • @elise2007ontop
    @elise2007ontop 9 месяцев назад +1

    love 🙏🙏

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад +1

      Lovely ☺️

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 9 месяцев назад

    Oh yeah, really want to be thinking about taxes as i go to sleep. Thanks

    • @SRPASMR
      @SRPASMR  9 месяцев назад

      Don’t click at bedtime then, simples

  • @kallfan4609
    @kallfan4609 7 месяцев назад

    no hate but is the way he is typing suppose to be a bit or does he refer to people who actually type like that in this day and age?

  • @hkorey
    @hkorey 9 месяцев назад

    I do not have ducks. or a row. I have squirrels. and they're at a rave.

  • @_Skylab2
    @_Skylab2 6 месяцев назад

    Taxes 😎

  • @NotoriousWhistler
    @NotoriousWhistler 9 месяцев назад +1

    Will you be doing anything big and special to celebrate five years on RUclips Steve?

  • @draquela96
    @draquela96 9 месяцев назад

    This'll be interesting since I'm from the USA