remind that me of the movie come and see hahah where the nazis laughed at the people they mass murdred such a silly scene i wish i could go back with a light saber and ironman suit and just butcher them haha!
I've been getting back into dayZ recently, I'm slowly finding out the real fun is betraying and messing with people. Thanks Stimpee for enticing me back into this hell.
I often times like to head back to coast once km fully geared find a good perch and snipe zombies near a fresh spawn. Usually scares the shit out of them but it's pretty entertaining.
I miss the times where people helped each other, traded, robbed anything But since kids like you joined the game its all about getting gear and camping newbies
1:11 I was thinking this would be a great time for stimpee's fight music as I hadnt heard it in a while, so glad you use it still cracks me up everytime for some reason 😂
This is one of the most funniest Day-Z video Stimpee has made this year imo. I couldn't breathe properly by how much I was laughing at Stimpee gaging the guy xd
Everything this man does makes me laugh, I can’t help but do the, “god damn” voice now with friends. 11:11 is my humor through and through tho. So glad my friend showed me this guys channel😂
The part from 3:31 with the zombie noises is fucking gold, I've become so desensitised to zoomer humour, this simple part had me deceased. Absolutely fucking gold.
i think this is the first time stimpee has progressed further than a sporter or a bk and lasted longer than 10 seconds worth of video, congrats fellow left side of the road driver
When Stimpee plays and finds new players, I often wonder if he is the reason they possibly end up getting a refund. Also whenever I find a jackhammer in Rust.. BOI! you better know where im puttin' that jacky
The way you navigate these encounters is hysterical. The hard cut from the skitz guy rambling to your companion standing over his corpse “I didn’t wanna doin he was just saying crazy shit.”
Wait a minute man Hey check this out man tell it It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' He stopped he took a deep breath he said Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha You like that shit man Hey man I've got a gang of that shit man Hey I'll tell you what We'll all have a good time We'll fool on the drum And hey, hey if everybody crowd around the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will Well it was just sundown in small white town They call it East Side Palmdale When the afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We fucked on the bed Fucked on the floor Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left (left) Fucked to the right (right) She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet And so I ran I jumped out the back window But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four Oh, he beat me to the left He beat me to the right The motherfucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house because she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said "AIEE" Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch I met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of Herbs' n' Spices Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessy That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said yes Miss Daisy Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her until she turned into a white albino Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I can't afford it I know I'm'a cry when she get deported Colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck But the pussy just ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it take her so long to cum Then a dude walk in, that's her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain You start talking real fast But he already mad cause you fucking his woman So he start beating on you ass Now your clothes all muddy Your nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now it's soft You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed
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Does someone have 20 thousand friends that could sub to me please?
Come on, 1 mil club soon!
bro i have no friend wat u talkin bout
if you get an only fans i sure would
I’m sure you can get a few rust or DayZ slaves to sub to you
Some times gotta get some meat from players
2:16
"Fucking weirdo.. I mean I didn't want to do that , but the guy was acting fucking crazy"
That whole interaction was golden
That was hilarious
can`t blame him
Was just about to say the same😂
Why did I read this in postal dudes voice
"Fuckin' Weird Al"
8:50 the way stimpee just laughs on open mic and shoots him is too funny
"WHERE ARE THEY" had me dying
the word u were looking for was voice chat
@@peggysewss that’s more than one word
@@peggysewss actually the word is voip
or also in game chat
or also mic
or also who cares you knew what they meant lmao
remind that me of the movie come and see hahah where the nazis laughed at the people they mass murdred such a silly scene i wish i could go back with a light saber and ironman suit and just butcher them haha!
I've been getting back into dayZ recently, I'm slowly finding out the real fun is betraying and messing with people. Thanks Stimpee for enticing me back into this hell.
I often times like to head back to coast once km fully geared find a good perch and snipe zombies near a fresh spawn. Usually scares the shit out of them but it's pretty entertaining.
video?
same here lmao messing with people is the only fun way to play the game imo
I miss the times where people helped each other, traded, robbed anything
But since kids like you joined the game its all about getting gear and camping newbies
@@sonicartzldesignerclan5763 I don't do it but it's part of the rich tapestry of life/death.
My day is never ruined when Stimpee uploads.
Kind of has a opposite effect on me
how abt ur b-hole?
@@amcho6776 not cool dude
@@amcho6776 take that back
@AMCHO that's kind of uncool my guy
dude i am belly laughing and CRYING at you gagging the guy over and over. holy shit stimpee youre gonna kill me
bro same I was literally trying to not choke to death on my food lmao
Same
i need stimpee to gag me
Genius play with the rags ready to go on the hot bar 😂
When he says “it’s not funny anymore” he unintentionally made it way funnier.
You aren't ruining someones DayZ experience. You ARE the DayZ experience.
love the spooky jingle that plays when stimpee is plotting
I swear it's from something that I remember playing or a show.
Its from one of the Soul’s games’ intros.
It's from halo ce, it's from the flood missions.
@@riosmax4317 the flood
@@GymBossAniki it does kinda sound like it's from ds1 intro
"I can't tell you what a treat this is to be your first cannibal." 😂😂😂
3:25 never stop with those edits
For some reason it made me laugh the most. I'm dying 😂
Stimpees dayz videos are basically just a masterclass on betrayal i wouldn't be surprised if he ends up on ted talk
11:41 I love how Stimpee cuts the video before the guy outside comes in and kills him. You can see his gun peek through at the end of the video
Dude… you’re right lmao
Hahaha
It's a zombie hand
@@AKAMarco caught in 4k
5:08 LMAO and the other guy plays along perfectly 😭
7:28 "He knows too much" had me dead
The gagging part had me in tears, literally crying laughing. Bunch of other hilarious moments too. Great video as usual stimpee.
One minute in and Stimpee has his magnificent jawline buried in and sniffing the brown mile sweet spot. All is right in the world
Bruh wat
please log off
how does this one random guy makes a better zombie than the ones in the game that shit was terrifying
Thank you I worked really hard to get where I am
@@manvsbarscap
@@evobsm2328 ong bro no cap
@@manvsbarsif it ain't cap what's the mod and server
I always look forward to your dayz vids. Keep it up bro
as a fellow justin i approve of this message
same here
1:52 whole interaction got me dead
After a hard day's work and mild depression I check RUclips and I see a dayz video from Stimpee and brings the biggest smile to my face. Thankyou man.
Same bro I was at work all day everyone asking if I'm okay lol, nothing cheered me up except stimpee
0:33 Probably the wisest player Stimpee has met.
1:11 I was thinking this would be a great time for stimpee's fight music as I hadnt heard it in a while, so glad you use it still cracks me up everytime for some reason 😂
What's it called
"Y'know, friend. But I've seen his peepee."
Press F to pay respects to my boy.
Dont see the issue
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 neither
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 shes only seen it. Missed the full experience
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 Me neither
skill issue
Te nolan batman “where are they” got me at 8:40 haha
This is one of the most funniest Day-Z video Stimpee has made this year imo. I couldn't breathe properly by how much I was laughing at Stimpee gaging the guy xd
If you’re like me in a couple of days you will forget every second and get to enjoy it again.
Everything this man does makes me laugh, I can’t help but do the, “god damn” voice now with friends. 11:11 is my humor through and through tho. So glad my friend showed me this guys channel😂
The part from 3:31 with the zombie noises is fucking gold, I've become so desensitised to zoomer humour, this simple part had me deceased. Absolutely fucking gold.
I actually lost compusture and almost choked to death just now by that amazing editing lol and the refenrences are spot on !!!
0:50 I can't honestly describe how hard i laughed! the tears were rolling
i think this is the first time stimpee has progressed further than a sporter or a bk and lasted longer than 10 seconds worth of video, congrats fellow left side of the road driver
8:30 Damn that shot was clean
1:10 He like "YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST SNIFF MY ASS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!?!? FOR FREE!?!?!" 😂
08:36 where you beat him and say where are they with that voice had me cracking so hard god damn
“It’s not funny anymore” ended me 😂
3:45 I really shouldn’t eat while I watch your videos anymore
Name a more iconic duo than Stimpee and a nice warm fire on a cold day
Man that whole gagging thing was HILARIOUS, I was dying laughing.
The DayZ content is definitely my favorite, ur fookin hilarious m8
lmao the way you could hear you were barely able to contain your laughter the first time you yelled 'WHERE ARE THEY' cracks me up
Bang "Women, am I right?" 😂😂
It's like you now a guy is going to be dead in the next scene when Stimpee looks him without speaking for a few seconds. Poor crazy guy haha
😭the gagging was the best part
the 'cut to people's carcasses immediately' is a staple of this channel
When Stimpee plays and finds new players, I often wonder if he is the reason they possibly end up getting a refund. Also whenever I find a jackhammer in Rust.. BOI! you better know where im puttin' that jacky
The way you navigate these encounters is hysterical. The hard cut from the skitz guy rambling to your companion standing over his corpse “I didn’t wanna doin he was just saying crazy shit.”
I can't believe how romantic you can be Stimpee. You made that man's first time absolutely perfect
Man, the gaging was bloody hilarious, couldnt stop laughing the whole time. very good.
The ladder bit 😭
the laugh and the instant execute got me xD
That guys zombie noises had me dying bro hahaha
The gagging bit had me in tears. Poor fuckers.
Ayy yes, Stimpee gaging men.... a beautiful example of the indomitable human spirit.
Him putting the rag on dudes mouth had me crying I was laughing so hard
When they mention cannibals and stimpee gets to scheming 💀
3:25 I love it when you use that sound or the GOW theme
We need more of DayZ good sir!!!
The gagging was some of the funniest thing I've ever seen
the gagging gag was the best bit 💀
The "where are they" kills me, I couldn't stop laughing
Grown man manhandles men on dayz
I love how gag guy keep giving you your cloth back. He's just making it too easy lol
Rogue man once again recorded his fever dreams
imagine being laughed at and then shot, the emotional and mental trauma that comes with that
Lmfao you make any game enjoyable
"It's not funny anymore" is exactly when i started laughing actually. 😂 Dude had 0 sense of humor
Yes sir another dayz from our beautiful man
The cannibal guy was so traumatized he didn’t move 😂😭
Well well well, look how the turn tables
i love the video glad you're almost at 1 mil you deserve it thank you for making me n others day better
I saw the second video of the gaged guy first and then this one had me in stitches. Hilarious. That’s a whole video of doing that to people
Ah yes. A new Stimpee video, a great day.
Bro just kept gagging em😂😂 I havent laughed like that in a while
The plus side to RUclips hiding stimpee’s channel is less people know about him so he can always get more victims
I’m not even into gaming but this channel makes me laugh until I’m sore lmfao that dude talking while gagged sent me over the edge
😘 made my 3 am broken sleep schedule day
He always betrays
4:20 classic
The halo 3 flood music caught me off guard
SIMPEE FOR STIMPEE LETS GOOOO
Highlight of my month, this video 😂😂 "Stop that.."
3:03 this one had me 😂🤣🤣
"oho say less"
LMFAO gagging that dude non stop was hilarious
It's worrying that Stimpee is getting better and better at this game.
It's all the rust honing his skills
first
nope, nice try though
7:56 can't ever predict a stimpee video
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that shit man
Hey man I've got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll fool on the drum
And hey, hey if everybody crowd around the mike
I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale
When the afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said "AIEE"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
I met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of Herbs' n' Spices
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'm'a cry when she get deported
Colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talking real fast
But he already mad cause you fucking his woman
So he start beating on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
Only youtuber that I look forward to uploading
i laughed way harder than i should have at you repeatedly gagging that dude, i mean for my age and all
A Walther being a blicky is hilarious
Stimpee getting reeeaaaal comfortable with these thumbnails
Jesus that cannibal moment was dark. Even for you. 😂❤
I've never been more excited than seeing Stimpy pull out a gag rag.
I can't wait for the inevitable DayZ spitroast.
Thanks stimpee just made my day bro
The part where you just keep gagging that dude just made me laugh so hard it hurts.
STIMPEE IS THE BEST, all his enemies are ANGRY STINKY GOBLINS
One last video before I go to sleep, thank you Stimpee
that gauy after being gagged, man I nearly puked.... Funny shit dude WP
Bro went full on batman on that dude 💀💀
I cannot for the life of me cope with this man’s thumbnails 😂😂😂 I seriously fkin can’t. It killed me for a whole year. Still laughing my balls off.
This is a masterpiece of a video
How to ruin a DayZ experience… trusting Stimpee.