The harsh realities of DayZ

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  • Опубликовано: 15 мар 2023
  • Once again venturing into the frozen hell of Namalsk, but this time there are consequences for my actions.
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  • @StimpeeYT
    @StimpeeYT  Год назад +3248

    All my sins finally catching up with me.

    • @foodsstuff
      @foodsstuff Год назад +64

      finally getting what you deserve, boy.

    • @Mr.PoIish
      @Mr.PoIish Год назад +9

      Yes papa

    • @vanagarand1400
      @vanagarand1400 Год назад +8

      why do I already know what's going to happen to this poor soul
      unfortunately my child you happened upon a wild Stimpee may you rest in peace...

    • @ZeWhiteRabbit8
      @ZeWhiteRabbit8 Год назад +10

      karma came in you

    • @benwilliams8183
      @benwilliams8183 Год назад +3

      You are a legend great video thank you brother 💪😎🔥🔥🔥

  • @SolidDayZ
    @SolidDayZ Год назад +2231

    The double food kill might be one of the greatest clips in DayZ history.

    • @PIndyJones
      @PIndyJones Год назад +55

      Definitely a first. Lol

    • @imallergictobullets
      @imallergictobullets Год назад +237

      I can’t stop laughing at the second guy just saying “Oh no” while Stimpy gently feeds him molten fat

    • @cheeks7050
      @cheeks7050 Год назад +9

      Ja we need a whole video of that

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine Год назад +16

      That was both genius and hilarious

    • @mparmpouris8157
      @mparmpouris8157 Год назад +8

      @@PIndyJones He's done it before

  • @chefbob09
    @chefbob09 Год назад +4691

    Stimpee is the sort of person to get pink eye from looking through keyholes at public bathrooms

    • @swid3566
      @swid3566 Год назад

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture u'r a no life and thats coming from me :)

    • @bringbackdislikes3195
      @bringbackdislikes3195 Год назад

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture Report this garbage spam account

    • @shanegreen9511
      @shanegreen9511 Год назад +50

      Oh shit that's a real thing?

    • @drugsarebad97
      @drugsarebad97 Год назад +113

      then rub his eyes and shake someone’s hand on purpose because they mentioned it

    • @imjustagun4236
      @imjustagun4236 Год назад +39

      How do you come up with this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fabianvolf
    @Fabianvolf Год назад +2854

    Imagine one day surviving the nuclear war and some years into the apocalypse you meet somebody in the woods with Stimpees fake voice yelling "Hey man are you friendly? Im friendly?"

    • @etholus1000
      @etholus1000 Год назад +275

      I'd run as fast as I could away from said man

    • @chrisblanchard6413
      @chrisblanchard6413 Год назад

      i would immediately kill myself

    • @magnesjberg24
      @magnesjberg24 Год назад +124

      Betray him first

    • @jimigrill
      @jimigrill Год назад +80

      Shoot on sight no questions asked :D

    • @matts3425
      @matts3425 Год назад +49

      i don't see any of the nerds who watch stimpee surviving more than 1 week w/o a computer.

  • @user-zt2cg8lf4w
    @user-zt2cg8lf4w Год назад +592

    9:02 never thought that calling someone virgin would kill them
    Just the power of stimpees word killed the man

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Год назад +31

      Already got so much physical damage that emotional damage was enough

    • @BestOfComedy-
      @BestOfComedy- Год назад +7

      i’m pretty sure that’s an old clip because i remember watching that before on his channel

    • @mrgraco3887
      @mrgraco3887 Год назад +5

      @@BestOfComedy- i was having a weird feeling and realised it was an old clip too

    • @sterlihalla
      @sterlihalla Год назад +1

      lool the pure rage of that guy though haha

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob Год назад +2

      @@BestOfComedy- It was on the shorts a few weeks back

  • @munkirtokage4816
    @munkirtokage4816 Год назад +393

    the "He always betrays them" is my fav voice line of any interaction you have done

  • @mr.weirdo5756
    @mr.weirdo5756 Год назад +871

    I always forget that Stimpee is pretty good at video editing.
    That montage from 3:20 on is pretty beautiful.

    • @itti2001
      @itti2001 Год назад +56

      they look like a game teaser, ngl

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 Год назад +14

      yeah remember the older videos where he montage'd the heck out of them

    • @Kamicazi
      @Kamicazi Год назад +7

      Yo yall know what the song is lol? Been wanting to find the name of it for a long time.

    • @bloppyBloop
      @bloppyBloop Год назад

      @@Kamicazi look up last of us song youll find it

    • @tielikefish4995
      @tielikefish4995 Год назад +30

      @@Kamicazi the last of us soundtrack

  • @WVLFRVN
    @WVLFRVN Год назад +827

    I’ve been locked in a mans basement for 17 years with only mushrooms that grew naturally from the black mold in the walls for sustenance. This video inspired me to make my escape and be a free man! Looking back on it, I should’ve tried it a long time ago because it was very simple as all the doors were unlocked, but yeah. Thanks Stimpee!

    • @Infact77
      @Infact77 Год назад +25

      dude... how do u come up with this shit 💀

    • @jarekparek4305
      @jarekparek4305 Год назад +55

      @@Infact77 maybe he didnt 😔

    • @iamthestormthatisapproachi5349
      @iamthestormthatisapproachi5349 Год назад +1

      Wth?

    • @WVLFRVN
      @WVLFRVN Год назад +24

      @@jarekparek4305 How dare you! The last 17 years were a horrifying experience for me

    • @mandariini2757
      @mandariini2757 Год назад

      @@jarekparek4305 Yeah fuck you jarek! how dare you say something like that after all his been trough >:(

  • @imnottoxic867
    @imnottoxic867 Год назад +364

    6:29 dude really tried to kill you both and somehow failed. Imagine how mad he was

    • @seuri214
      @seuri214 Год назад +172

      The guy that got shot 2 times in the head woke up just to get sniped lol

    • @LazyBuddyBan
      @LazyBuddyBan Год назад +56

      @@seuri214 peak comedy

    • @imhazed2528
      @imhazed2528 Год назад +13

      Stimpee beat the living shit out if that dude

    • @RandomLombax37
      @RandomLombax37 Год назад +21

      ​@@seuri214 "you survived two shots to the head..." *Bang*

    • @vangledosh
      @vangledosh Год назад

      Imagine how shit he is*

  • @wickrose6164
    @wickrose6164 Год назад +131

    6:05 - 6:53
    i honestly feel sorry fort the blue hat guy. he survived 1 shot to the head and one to to the vest. then he got up all hopeful and stuff just to get sniped threw a window.

    • @sterlihalla
      @sterlihalla Год назад

      hahaha yeah

    • @youregonnaburnalright7333
      @youregonnaburnalright7333 Год назад +6

      fort= for*
      to to the vest= to the vest*
      threw a window= through a window*

    • @svgkaos7826
      @svgkaos7826 Год назад +12

      Whoever sniped him has a great shot though it sounded far ASF

    • @Trigger-ZX
      @Trigger-ZX Год назад

      @@youregonnaburnalright7333 indeed

    • @sarahbs9191
      @sarahbs9191 Год назад +3

      And the funniest part is that he was expecting stimpee to be the one doing the killing.

  • @BlackRuffy17
    @BlackRuffy17 Год назад +61

    That zoom in on victims always warms my heart.

  • @ZainePerkins
    @ZainePerkins Год назад +232

    Holy shit you did not kill the first guy fast enough

    • @darkmasterchief227
      @darkmasterchief227 Год назад +50

      Bro had to say every word in existence.

    • @DokutaParasu
      @DokutaParasu Год назад +34

      Bro had something to say

    • @greyfells2829
      @greyfells2829 Год назад +13

      Guy was helpful

    • @GeoRust1
      @GeoRust1 Год назад +9

      I think it was just edited to make it seem like he was rambling.

    • @shibbet
      @shibbet Год назад +6

      @@GeoRust1 I guarantee stimpee didn’t ask for any of that information

  • @NobleT3am
    @NobleT3am Год назад +28

    One of the very few times someone knows it's Stimpee and tries to act cautious around him only to get betrayed by another guy and then killed off by a random sniper, life is truly weird like that

  • @justin2142
    @justin2142 Год назад +256

    Hi stimpee, The dayz videos are my absolute favorite. Your the only content creator who would upload such great content like this. Literally every other dayz youtuber is so child like when it's a M rated game

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg Год назад +277

    I wanna play DayZ but I'm afraid of running into a Stimpee, I don't need those trust issues

    • @BlackWolf9988
      @BlackWolf9988 Год назад +14

      @@commentaccount7880 yeah them being on discord with you reduces your chances of being betrayed drastically.

    • @mherrj
      @mherrj Год назад +9

      Its a terrible game

    • @Gurpefy
      @Gurpefy Год назад +12

      he always betrays them, ALWAYS

    • @FoxGoesSquee
      @FoxGoesSquee Год назад +2

      These guy’s giving bad advice. You’re gonna get kos alot lol

    • @noturfather1106
      @noturfather1106 Год назад +1

      @@BlackWolf9988 unless you're memeio

  • @w0ody16
    @w0ody16 Год назад +101

    Ethan's rage is my favorite kind. You really do bring out the best in people, Stimpee 😅

    • @AnthonyBCI
      @AnthonyBCI Год назад +3

      That was hilarious

    • @mochicarunch
      @mochicarunch Год назад +5

      Honestly it was my favorite part, completely lost it with "k my name is Ethan"

    • @sterlihalla
      @sterlihalla Год назад

      Had me rolling loool!

    • @anthonyroger94
      @anthonyroger94 7 месяцев назад

      Best part without a doubt 😂

  • @phils-designs
    @phils-designs Год назад +43

    7:46 - 9:12 This whole part is comedy gold😂

    • @alfredorodriguez4539
      @alfredorodriguez4539 Год назад +4

      I started remembering Kristian tough.. that voice tone.

    • @vehxy
      @vehxy Год назад +4

      the way he says you are piece of shit with that character is so funny to me

  • @mctruckered7154
    @mctruckered7154 Год назад +12

    0:54
    "I feel uncomfortable"
    "Now we're talkin' ;)"

  • @araysspot778
    @araysspot778 Год назад +16

    0:20 stimpees will was slowly draining listening to this unskippible cutscene

  • @Luster...
    @Luster... Год назад +22

    6:27
    It's funny to see for once Stimpee isn't the first one to betray this time.

  • @temposchwelle
    @temposchwelle Год назад +56

    the next video should include a multiple year relationship, couple of kids and a nice home before the betray happens

  • @weener8720
    @weener8720 Год назад +163

    The harsh reality of staying with stimpee in one room, and him having a knife.

  • @jayking7713
    @jayking7713 Год назад +8

    The geriatric shuffling in at 9:28 got me

  • @DetailsARK
    @DetailsARK Год назад

    finaly a new dayz video ive been rewatching the old ones ive seen all of em like 5 times xD love the content much love, four big guys and they bust on my eyes

  • @123MrMOORE
    @123MrMOORE Год назад +8

    5:35 “close your eyes just let the dirt shower over you” StepBrothers

  • @ZonicCeasor
    @ZonicCeasor Год назад +4

    6:50 goddamn what comedic timing

  • @S1N1CAL
    @S1N1CAL Год назад +4

    The DayZ videos are always so well edited lmao, funny asf

  • @DogsCryDubstep
    @DogsCryDubstep Год назад

    Idk why but this slightly slower-paced video that had this well-placed audio and well-picked audio really had me in a rotating state of laughing and immersed in the video XD. I love the majority of your videos but for some reason, this is my favorite.

  • @JusGottaDoIt
    @JusGottaDoIt Год назад +1

    That serious segment with the twangy music was pretty badass. Would like to see more of that side of you Stimpee

  • @vavra222
    @vavra222 Год назад +20

    Watching this while having flu and a throat infection is hard, man. Having a dry coughing fit because i wheeze-laughed is hard, at one point i felt like passing out, because i couldnt breathe.

  • @ayeyojimbo
    @ayeyojimbo Год назад +17

    A good day when stimp uploads new psychological torture

  • @Blingus69
    @Blingus69 Год назад +2

    Always a good day when stimpee uploads right as I'm about to start stroking.

  • @chriso3130
    @chriso3130 Год назад

    This could be your greatest film yet!
    Montage in the middle and everything!

  • @de_CracKer
    @de_CracKer Год назад +6

    He plays ultimate mind games by killing a bunch of people and then running into his own bear trap. Truly one of those DayZ players

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 Год назад +3

    Man, I haven't played DayZ in a while. I should play again. Even more scary or maybe fun knowing Stimpee could catch me.

  • @BERB_EXE
    @BERB_EXE Год назад

    i like the cinematics in this vid good job man

  • @manguy746
    @manguy746 Год назад +65

    "Ya look the pistol is in this house bro" Stimpee the master of deception

  • @wayneroworth5669
    @wayneroworth5669 9 месяцев назад

    "It's really not your day"
    That line just broke me. In tears.
    Keep up the good work my man!

  • @DavidSjodinisbest
    @DavidSjodinisbest Год назад +122

    I live in a small and really poor town in liberia with tons of violence, both my parents have died from rebels and my brother died not long ago aswell beacuse they wanted his bike. I havent been the same since my brother died and ive been depressed for weeks and not been able to do anything but after watching this video i was filled with energy and i finally started to feel normal again! I think i will go out and try to get my life back even though you cant get very far here in liberia beacuse there isnt anything here but this video inspired me to go out and do my best and that things arent so bad afterall! Thank you stimpee

    • @PoofyKittyPants
      @PoofyKittyPants Год назад +26

      same

    • @Dxrkon
      @Dxrkon Год назад +5

      Yeah bro that ending was super inspiring

    • @isverchoon7760
      @isverchoon7760 Год назад

      I would have never thought I'd hear this from someone that's StupidAF

    • @bringbackdislikes3195
      @bringbackdislikes3195 Год назад

      I'm sorry I was the one who stole your brother's bike and who stabbed your parents.

    • @kingkeneth5289
      @kingkeneth5289 Год назад +2

      Sorry about your bro. I can relate to some degree. It sucks.
      I would say. Try to escape to Europe and raise an army of refugees to flow across these troubled lands. Free the people. Write a constitution! And be a hero. You sound like a good one

  • @AussieStandsWithRussia
    @AussieStandsWithRussia Год назад +11

    That head shot in the barracks was so well timed and brutal

  • @dogcodes
    @dogcodes Год назад +4

    This is the best birthday gift ever, Thanks Stimpee!

  • @xXHerrZockXx
    @xXHerrZockXx Год назад

    The montage of the three "bonding"....👏❤️
    This one was a focken masterpiece dude 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lorenzolai992
    @lorenzolai992 Год назад

    LoU music works so well in this video lol, nice vid btw.

  • @VoyKarma
    @VoyKarma Год назад +7

    Stimpee has literally changed the meaning of "I'm friendly" to "I'm 100% going to backstab you" in survival games forever 😂

  • @JohnnyTheSergal
    @JohnnyTheSergal Год назад +22

    Stimpee seems to be the only one who can live a deceitful life and be fine with it. Lol

    • @FoxGoesSquee
      @FoxGoesSquee Год назад

      Disgusting degenerate furry. Terrible pfp, terrible character design and you couldnt be original and chose protogen? Lmao no imagination for being in such a nasty fandom. So full of copy/paste fursonas

  • @crimsoncymera7548
    @crimsoncymera7548 Год назад

    hahaha new stimpee video, while i was just casually watching donut operator an see your vid , best morning ever !

  • @amanwithaplan4369
    @amanwithaplan4369 Год назад

    I was just watching some vid but then I saw you uploaded, a smile came up

  • @blackman9757
    @blackman9757 Год назад +7

    9:10 Dude roasted him so hard, he got dead💀

  • @presidenttoiletthe3rd
    @presidenttoiletthe3rd Год назад +3

    Stimpee casually enjoying Time with some bois and then like 4 hours into gameplay he realizes he has to make a betrayal video today.

  • @pocdonthehoarder8344
    @pocdonthehoarder8344 Год назад +5

    Shoutout to Stimpee for actually burying the evidence for once.

  • @bentomook
    @bentomook Год назад +1

    Bruh this was a certified stimpstamp classic. Love the dayz trap base vibe 😂

  • @tarangrover7
    @tarangrover7 Год назад

    I love the monologue cuts you do with the people who rant

  • @wahoo31151
    @wahoo31151 Год назад +4

    When the randoms talks to much and Stimpee just looks at them the way Tyrone eyes up fresh meat in the prison showers.

  • @stephanethery4290
    @stephanethery4290 Год назад

    my favorite short Dayz video thank you for making me happy

  • @Casperski1312
    @Casperski1312 Год назад

    The best part of my week is seeing the new stimpee video. Its a sad existence, but Im a survivor.

  • @clarencej4730
    @clarencej4730 Год назад +3

    First guy made Stimpee uncomfortable, what an achievement

  • @themeerkat5157
    @themeerkat5157 Год назад +10

    the second best feeling in the world is when you see daddy stimpee upload a new video, the first best feeling is having daddy stimpee come in your assho-

  • @Frantissimo
    @Frantissimo Год назад

    great story telling at the end and top notch song choice as always sir

  • @tw1nzstrpur3
    @tw1nzstrpur3 Год назад +1

    Yessss. A brand new stimpee dayz video. love it man.

  • @DeadShotMoses
    @DeadShotMoses Год назад +11

    Definitely a spoonkid classic

  • @6minecraftenderman
    @6minecraftenderman Год назад +4

    6:15 A betrayal that had nothing to do with stimpee that ended with the dude dying to circumstance.

  • @ghosttoast8326
    @ghosttoast8326 Год назад +1

    That beginning got me haha, people sometimes keep talking so much and I can't help but feel the urge to pull a stimpee

  • @Moobus
    @Moobus Год назад +1

    Stimpee this was one of your best dayz videos on my opinion, keep being funny man 😂❤️

  • @raceshingara4221
    @raceshingara4221 Год назад +4

    thumbnail sauce ?

  • @5lic3r
    @5lic3r Год назад +3

    :)

  • @Scyphozia
    @Scyphozia 11 месяцев назад

    6:48 was like a Call of Duty cinematic. Love it!

  • @RobertsMikiasvili
    @RobertsMikiasvili Год назад

    You just crack me up every time. Especially that voice you make!

  • @Muffin_Masher
    @Muffin_Masher Год назад

    You are such a goblin :D I spend so much time pissing myself laughing that I sometimes forget how cracked you are, absolutely slayed those fools, didn't even have to feed them gasoline :D

  • @stp5477
    @stp5477 Год назад

    3:18 a cinematic Stimpee edit? This video is awesome!!!!

  • @tggorudon2551
    @tggorudon2551 Год назад

    6:31 was probably the best plot twist, redemption arc, clear my name, friend or foe tropes done executed well.

  • @teddems
    @teddems Год назад

    Thanks for blessing the day with another video ❤️

  • @bloomofficiall
    @bloomofficiall Год назад +1

    6:54 with the sniper shot got me so good

  • @Clank413
    @Clank413 Год назад

    this is great from start to finish

  • @pizzatide8328
    @pizzatide8328 Год назад

    Thank you for the new upload Stimpee, but you've got to go to bed earlier than 2am, young man!

  • @laurasanchez7105
    @laurasanchez7105 Год назад +1

    Man I can't believe I used to not watch your DayZ videos. I just didn't know the game. The DayZ videos have a larger quantity of betrayals but honestly, you can't beat the classic long con rust betrayals. I still remember that one video where you befriended the kid as "Marco" and told him to call out your name if that one guy that killed him (you) came back again. So you changed your username as he was yelling out "Marco Marco help Marco". And at the end it was revealed that it was you all along. And the one where you betrayed the kid at the village. Good times hahaha

  • @GA_Tobi
    @GA_Tobi Год назад

    Stimpee we love u, all Poland love u for this the best realities of DayZ keep going bro!

  • @Mike-zx1de
    @Mike-zx1de Год назад

    AAWE MORE LIKE THAT THIS IS FUNNY MADE MY NIGHT HAHAHAA YOU THE BEST MY GUY!!!

  • @devinwelsh5649
    @devinwelsh5649 Год назад

    this was gold as always!!!!!

  • @pathfinder5217
    @pathfinder5217 Год назад +2

    5:16 what a genius way to take them out, especially the second guy because he more than likely realised what was going on when it was too late LOL

  • @iceman7153
    @iceman7153 Год назад

    man idk why i love stimpee dayz videos.

  • @redpac3
    @redpac3 Год назад +1

    stimpee always brightens my day

  • @SharkBait600
    @SharkBait600 Год назад

    I absolutely love the Dayz videos, Stimpee spares no one!!!

  • @TieuMa24
    @TieuMa24 Год назад

    So satisfying to witness as always 😆👍

  • @derekeano
    @derekeano Год назад +1

    The best part is you know Stimpee would be a wonderful, kind person in a legit apocalypse situation IRL and therefore reminds us to not take video game environments so seriously

  • @fogz
    @fogz Год назад +1

    That guy getting a goodnight kiss and stimpee listening is content gold lmao

  • @ethanc4389
    @ethanc4389 Год назад

    stimpee, this was pure comedic gold

  • @ratpack2892
    @ratpack2892 Год назад

    Stimpee saving me from depression again. Love you bro

  • @bossyk0
    @bossyk0 Год назад

    Your day-z vids are my favorite never stop

  • @notevenclown9304
    @notevenclown9304 Год назад

    i love how oblivious people are near him xd but the hot food kills, killed me i literally could not breath from laughing

  • @jimbo2553
    @jimbo2553 Год назад

    Oh my God the feeding them hot food move was genius. Never even considered that before. Also Stimpy actually making it south in a dayz video? Lantia betrayals soon.

  • @dojo45789
    @dojo45789 Год назад

    The transition at the end was fantastic

  • @R4mbe
    @R4mbe Год назад

    anybody who plays dayz has to appreciate stimpee using any mechanic he can to torture the people he has played with for over an hour

  • @therealfear
    @therealfear Год назад

    Stimpee is always so friendly and genuine. I would trust him.

  • @EggFuhrer
    @EggFuhrer Год назад

    ily stimpee ty for this blessing

  • @KmcStas
    @KmcStas Год назад

    one of the best simpee's videos

  • @AnotherTwinkie
    @AnotherTwinkie Год назад

    the DayZ videos always slap... Look forward to every single one.

  • @Village.Bandit
    @Village.Bandit 11 месяцев назад

    6:20 finally met stimpee and dayz just tears it away from him😂😂.also this video is a masterpiece

  • @Exfildeeznutz
    @Exfildeeznutz Год назад

    The mix up swimming to military island could not have gone any better lol

  • @blakeharrison4997
    @blakeharrison4997 Год назад

    Love dayZ content keep it up stimpee

  • @theterminaldave
    @theterminaldave Год назад

    Wow i think Stimp just transcended with this. One of the better DayZ vids in a while.