The harsh realities of DayZ

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @StimpeeYT
    @StimpeeYT  Год назад +3297

    All my sins finally catching up with me.

    • @foodsstuff
      @foodsstuff Год назад +62

      finally getting what you deserve, boy.

    • @Mr.PoIish
      @Mr.PoIish Год назад +8

      Yes papa

    • @vanagarand1400
      @vanagarand1400 Год назад +7

      why do I already know what's going to happen to this poor soul
      unfortunately my child you happened upon a wild Stimpee may you rest in peace...

    • @ZeWhiteRabbit8
      @ZeWhiteRabbit8 Год назад +9

      karma came in you

    • @benwilliams8183
      @benwilliams8183 Год назад +2

      You are a legend great video thank you brother 💪😎🔥🔥🔥

  • @SolidDayZ
    @SolidDayZ Год назад +2359

    The double food kill might be one of the greatest clips in DayZ history.

    • @PIndyJones
      @PIndyJones Год назад +56

      Definitely a first. Lol

    • @imallergictobullets
      @imallergictobullets Год назад +239

      I can’t stop laughing at the second guy just saying “Oh no” while Stimpy gently feeds him molten fat

    • @cheeks7050
      @cheeks7050 Год назад +9

      Ja we need a whole video of that

    • @Code_Machine
      @Code_Machine Год назад +17

      That was both genius and hilarious

    • @mparmpouris8157
      @mparmpouris8157 Год назад +9

      @@PIndyJones He's done it before

  • @Fabianvolf
    @Fabianvolf Год назад +2997

    Imagine one day surviving the nuclear war and some years into the apocalypse you meet somebody in the woods with Stimpees fake voice yelling "Hey man are you friendly? Im friendly?"

    • @etholus1000
      @etholus1000 Год назад +289

      I'd run as fast as I could away from said man

    • @chrisblanchard6413
      @chrisblanchard6413 Год назад

      i would immediately kill myself

    • @magnesjberg24
      @magnesjberg24 Год назад +132

      Betray him first

    • @jimigrill
      @jimigrill Год назад +81

      Shoot on sight no questions asked :D

    • @matts3425
      @matts3425 Год назад +49

      i don't see any of the nerds who watch stimpee surviving more than 1 week w/o a computer.

  • @ЯкекМакек
    @ЯкекМакек Год назад +644

    9:02 never thought that calling someone virgin would kill them
    Just the power of stimpees word killed the man

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Год назад +31

      Already got so much physical damage that emotional damage was enough

    • @BestOfComedy-
      @BestOfComedy- Год назад +7

      i’m pretty sure that’s an old clip because i remember watching that before on his channel

    • @mrgraco3887
      @mrgraco3887 Год назад +5

      @@BestOfComedy- i was having a weird feeling and realised it was an old clip too

    • @sterlihalla
      @sterlihalla Год назад +1

      lool the pure rage of that guy though haha

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob Год назад +3

      @@BestOfComedy- It was on the shorts a few weeks back

  • @munkirtokage4816
    @munkirtokage4816 Год назад +416

    the "He always betrays them" is my fav voice line of any interaction you have done

  • @chefbob09
    @chefbob09 Год назад +4752

    Stimpee is the sort of person to get pink eye from looking through keyholes at public bathrooms

    • @swid3566
      @swid3566 Год назад

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture u'r a no life and thats coming from me :)

    • @bringbackdislikes3195
      @bringbackdislikes3195 Год назад

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture Report this garbage spam account

    • @shanegreen9511
      @shanegreen9511 Год назад +54

      Oh shit that's a real thing?

    • @drugsarebad97
      @drugsarebad97 Год назад +113

      then rub his eyes and shake someone’s hand on purpose because they mentioned it

    • @imjustagun4236
      @imjustagun4236 Год назад +42

      How do you come up with this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr.weirdo5756
    @mr.weirdo5756 Год назад +883

    I always forget that Stimpee is pretty good at video editing.
    That montage from 3:20 on is pretty beautiful.

    • @itti2001
      @itti2001 Год назад +57

      they look like a game teaser, ngl

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 Год назад +14

      yeah remember the older videos where he montage'd the heck out of them

    • @Kamicazi
      @Kamicazi Год назад +7

      Yo yall know what the song is lol? Been wanting to find the name of it for a long time.

    • @bloppyBloop
      @bloppyBloop Год назад

      @@Kamicazi look up last of us song youll find it

    • @tielikefish4995
      @tielikefish4995 Год назад +30

      @@Kamicazi the last of us soundtrack

  • @WVLFRVN
    @WVLFRVN Год назад +842

    I’ve been locked in a mans basement for 17 years with only mushrooms that grew naturally from the black mold in the walls for sustenance. This video inspired me to make my escape and be a free man! Looking back on it, I should’ve tried it a long time ago because it was very simple as all the doors were unlocked, but yeah. Thanks Stimpee!

    • @Infact77
      @Infact77 Год назад +25

      dude... how do u come up with this shit 💀

    • @jarekparek4305
      @jarekparek4305 Год назад +55

      @@Infact77 maybe he didnt 😔

    • @iamthestormthatisapproachi5349
      @iamthestormthatisapproachi5349 Год назад +1

      Wth?

    • @WVLFRVN
      @WVLFRVN Год назад +25

      @@jarekparek4305 How dare you! The last 17 years were a horrifying experience for me

    • @mandariini2757
      @mandariini2757 Год назад

      @@jarekparek4305 Yeah fuck you jarek! how dare you say something like that after all his been trough >:(

  • @imnottoxic867
    @imnottoxic867 Год назад +368

    6:29 dude really tried to kill you both and somehow failed. Imagine how mad he was

    • @seuri214
      @seuri214 Год назад +177

      The guy that got shot 2 times in the head woke up just to get sniped lol

    • @LazyBuddyBan
      @LazyBuddyBan Год назад +56

      @@seuri214 peak comedy

    • @imhazed2528
      @imhazed2528 Год назад +13

      Stimpee beat the living shit out if that dude

    • @RandomLombax37
      @RandomLombax37 Год назад +21

      ​@@seuri214 "you survived two shots to the head..." *Bang*

    • @vangledosh
      @vangledosh Год назад

      Imagine how shit he is*

  • @TheSygear
    @TheSygear Год назад +64

    That zoom in on victims always warms my heart.

  • @wickrose6164
    @wickrose6164 Год назад +147

    6:05 - 6:53
    i honestly feel sorry fort the blue hat guy. he survived 1 shot to the head and one to to the vest. then he got up all hopeful and stuff just to get sniped threw a window.

    • @sterlihalla
      @sterlihalla Год назад

      hahaha yeah

    • @youregonnaburnalright7333
      @youregonnaburnalright7333 Год назад +6

      fort= for*
      to to the vest= to the vest*
      threw a window= through a window*

    • @svgkaos7826
      @svgkaos7826 Год назад +13

      Whoever sniped him has a great shot though it sounded far ASF

    • @Trigger-ZX
      @Trigger-ZX Год назад

      @@youregonnaburnalright7333 indeed

    • @sarahbs9191
      @sarahbs9191 Год назад +6

      And the funniest part is that he was expecting stimpee to be the one doing the killing.

  • @NobleT3am
    @NobleT3am Год назад +32

    One of the very few times someone knows it's Stimpee and tries to act cautious around him only to get betrayed by another guy and then killed off by a random sniper, life is truly weird like that

  • @w0ody16
    @w0ody16 Год назад +106

    Ethan's rage is my favorite kind. You really do bring out the best in people, Stimpee 😅

    • @AnthonyBCI
      @AnthonyBCI Год назад +3

      That was hilarious

    • @mochicarunch
      @mochicarunch Год назад +6

      Honestly it was my favorite part, completely lost it with "k my name is Ethan"

    • @sterlihalla
      @sterlihalla Год назад

      Had me rolling loool!

    • @anthonyroger94
      @anthonyroger94 11 месяцев назад

      Best part without a doubt 😂

  • @justin2142
    @justin2142 Год назад +258

    Hi stimpee, The dayz videos are my absolute favorite. Your the only content creator who would upload such great content like this. Literally every other dayz youtuber is so child like when it's a M rated game

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg Год назад +285

    I wanna play DayZ but I'm afraid of running into a Stimpee, I don't need those trust issues

    • @BlackWolf9988
      @BlackWolf9988 Год назад +14

      @@commentaccount7880 yeah them being on discord with you reduces your chances of being betrayed drastically.

    • @mherrj
      @mherrj Год назад +9

      Its a terrible game

    • @Gurpefy
      @Gurpefy Год назад +14

      he always betrays them, ALWAYS

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah Год назад +2

      These guy’s giving bad advice. You’re gonna get kos alot lol

    • @noturfather1106
      @noturfather1106 Год назад +1

      @@BlackWolf9988 unless you're memeio

  • @ZainePerkins
    @ZainePerkins Год назад +235

    Holy shit you did not kill the first guy fast enough

    • @darkmasterchief227
      @darkmasterchief227 Год назад +51

      Bro had to say every word in existence.

    • @DokutaParasu
      @DokutaParasu Год назад +35

      Bro had something to say

    • @greyfells2829
      @greyfells2829 Год назад +13

      Guy was helpful

    • @GeoRust1
      @GeoRust1 Год назад +9

      I think it was just edited to make it seem like he was rambling.

    • @shibbet
      @shibbet Год назад +7

      @@GeoRust1 I guarantee stimpee didn’t ask for any of that information

  • @araysspot778
    @araysspot778 Год назад +16

    0:20 stimpees will was slowly draining listening to this unskippible cutscene

  • @weener8720
    @weener8720 Год назад +165

    The harsh reality of staying with stimpee in one room, and him having a knife.

  • @temposchwelle
    @temposchwelle Год назад +59

    the next video should include a multiple year relationship, couple of kids and a nice home before the betray happens

    • @kylesprenkel680
      @kylesprenkel680 Год назад +2

      regular sleeper agent stuff.

    • @DistastefulDarkness
      @DistastefulDarkness Год назад +5

      Gets married IRL just to steal their shoes and some tuna in-game

    • @pahuntandhound
      @pahuntandhound 11 месяцев назад +1

      That’s almost every marriage 😊

  • @Luster...
    @Luster... Год назад +23

    6:27
    It's funny to see for once Stimpee isn't the first one to betray this time.

  • @jayking7713
    @jayking7713 Год назад +8

    The geriatric shuffling in at 9:28 got me

  • @phils-designs
    @phils-designs Год назад +46

    7:46 - 9:12 This whole part is comedy gold😂

    • @alfredorodriguez4539
      @alfredorodriguez4539 Год назад +4

      I started remembering Kristian tough.. that voice tone.

    • @vehxy
      @vehxy Год назад +5

      the way he says you are piece of shit with that character is so funny to me

  • @vavra222
    @vavra222 Год назад +20

    Watching this while having flu and a throat infection is hard, man. Having a dry coughing fit because i wheeze-laughed is hard, at one point i felt like passing out, because i couldnt breathe.

  • @123MrMOORE
    @123MrMOORE Год назад +8

    5:35 “close your eyes just let the dirt shower over you” StepBrothers

  • @Lemur_225
    @Lemur_225 Год назад +1

    That serious segment with the twangy music was pretty badass. Would like to see more of that side of you Stimpee

  • @mctruckered7154
    @mctruckered7154 Год назад +12

    0:54
    "I feel uncomfortable"
    "Now we're talkin' ;)"

  • @ayeyojimbo
    @ayeyojimbo Год назад +18

    A good day when stimp uploads new psychological torture

  • @leonidaspereirafilho499
    @leonidaspereirafilho499 Год назад +1

    The travelling montage was great.

  • @AussieStandsWithRussia
    @AussieStandsWithRussia Год назад +11

    That head shot in the barracks was so well timed and brutal

  • @wayneroworth5669
    @wayneroworth5669 Год назад

    "It's really not your day"
    That line just broke me. In tears.
    Keep up the good work my man!

  • @de_CracKer
    @de_CracKer Год назад +6

    He plays ultimate mind games by killing a bunch of people and then running into his own bear trap. Truly one of those DayZ players

  • @tggorudon2551
    @tggorudon2551 Год назад

    6:31 was probably the best plot twist, redemption arc, clear my name, friend or foe tropes done executed well.

  • @VoyKarma
    @VoyKarma Год назад +7

    Stimpee has literally changed the meaning of "I'm friendly" to "I'm 100% going to backstab you" in survival games forever 😂

  • @Blingus69
    @Blingus69 Год назад +2

    Always a good day when stimpee uploads right as I'm about to start stroking.

  • @JohnnyTheSergal
    @JohnnyTheSergal Год назад +22

    Stimpee seems to be the only one who can live a deceitful life and be fine with it. Lol

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah Год назад

      Disgusting degenerate furry. Terrible pfp, terrible character design and you couldnt be original and chose protogen? Lmao no imagination for being in such a nasty fandom. So full of copy/paste fursonas

  • @bloomofficiall
    @bloomofficiall Год назад +1

    6:54 with the sniper shot got me so good

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 Год назад +3

    Man, I haven't played DayZ in a while. I should play again. Even more scary or maybe fun knowing Stimpee could catch me.

  • @fogz
    @fogz Год назад +1

    That guy getting a goodnight kiss and stimpee listening is content gold lmao

  • @pocdonthehoarder8344
    @pocdonthehoarder8344 Год назад +5

    Shoutout to Stimpee for actually burying the evidence for once.

  • @manguy746
    @manguy746 Год назад +65

    "Ya look the pistol is in this house bro" Stimpee the master of deception

  • @b4btjay
    @b4btjay Год назад

    6:48 was like a Call of Duty cinematic. Love it!

  • @dogcodes
    @dogcodes Год назад +4

    This is the best birthday gift ever, Thanks Stimpee!

  • @ghosttoast8326
    @ghosttoast8326 Год назад +1

    That beginning got me haha, people sometimes keep talking so much and I can't help but feel the urge to pull a stimpee

  • @DavidSjodinisbest
    @DavidSjodinisbest Год назад +124

    I live in a small and really poor town in liberia with tons of violence, both my parents have died from rebels and my brother died not long ago aswell beacuse they wanted his bike. I havent been the same since my brother died and ive been depressed for weeks and not been able to do anything but after watching this video i was filled with energy and i finally started to feel normal again! I think i will go out and try to get my life back even though you cant get very far here in liberia beacuse there isnt anything here but this video inspired me to go out and do my best and that things arent so bad afterall! Thank you stimpee

    • @PoofyKittyPants
      @PoofyKittyPants Год назад +28

      same

    • @Dxrkon
      @Dxrkon Год назад +5

      Yeah bro that ending was super inspiring

    • @isverchoon7760
      @isverchoon7760 Год назад

      I would have never thought I'd hear this from someone that's StupidAF

    • @bringbackdislikes3195
      @bringbackdislikes3195 Год назад

      I'm sorry I was the one who stole your brother's bike and who stabbed your parents.

    • @kingkeneth5289
      @kingkeneth5289 Год назад +2

      Sorry about your bro. I can relate to some degree. It sucks.
      I would say. Try to escape to Europe and raise an army of refugees to flow across these troubled lands. Free the people. Write a constitution! And be a hero. You sound like a good one

  • @ZonicCeasor
    @ZonicCeasor Год назад +4

    6:50 goddamn what comedic timing

  • @tarangrover7
    @tarangrover7 Год назад

    I love the monologue cuts you do with the people who rant

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo8303 Год назад +2

    “You are a really strange person”😂😂

  • @clarencej4730
    @clarencej4730 Год назад +3

    First guy made Stimpee uncomfortable, what an achievement

  • @DogsCryDubstep
    @DogsCryDubstep Год назад

    Idk why but this slightly slower-paced video that had this well-placed audio and well-picked audio really had me in a rotating state of laughing and immersed in the video XD. I love the majority of your videos but for some reason, this is my favorite.

  • @themeerkat5157
    @themeerkat5157 Год назад +10

    the second best feeling in the world is when you see daddy stimpee upload a new video, the first best feeling is having daddy stimpee come in your assho-

  • @chriso3130
    @chriso3130 Год назад

    This could be your greatest film yet!
    Montage in the middle and everything!

  • @wahoo31151
    @wahoo31151 Год назад +4

    When the randoms talks to much and Stimpee just looks at them the way Tyrone eyes up fresh meat in the prison showers.

  • @bentomook
    @bentomook Год назад +1

    Bruh this was a certified stimpstamp classic. Love the dayz trap base vibe 😂

  • @6minecraftenderman
    @6minecraftenderman Год назад +4

    6:15 A betrayal that had nothing to do with stimpee that ended with the dude dying to circumstance.

  • @derekeano
    @derekeano Год назад +1

    The best part is you know Stimpee would be a wonderful, kind person in a legit apocalypse situation IRL and therefore reminds us to not take video game environments so seriously

  • @blackman9757
    @blackman9757 Год назад +7

    9:10 Dude roasted him so hard, he got dead💀

  • @DeadShotMoses
    @DeadShotMoses Год назад +11

    Definitely a spoonkid classic

  • @memesupreme2400
    @memesupreme2400 Год назад

    3:18-4:00 thank you for reminding me why I absolutely love this game

  • @IfckedBrian
    @IfckedBrian 7 месяцев назад +3

    Are these real people? 0:42

  • @dank_jesus
    @dank_jesus 2 месяца назад +2

    0:13 dude is casually giving game tips while he flashes the human meat and bones in his inventory 💀

  • @raceshingara4221
    @raceshingara4221 Год назад +4

    thumbnail sauce ?

  • @pathfinder5217
    @pathfinder5217 Год назад +2

    5:16 what a genius way to take them out, especially the second guy because he more than likely realised what was going on when it was too late LOL

  • @xXHerrZockXx
    @xXHerrZockXx Год назад

    The montage of the three "bonding"....👏❤️
    This one was a focken masterpiece dude 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustBrianChan
    @JustBrianChan Год назад

    The way you murded those two with hot food was 200iq

  • @NotSuchYou
    @NotSuchYou Год назад +1

    stimpee would be funny playing Apex ngl specially with his editing style

  • @One-EyedReaper
    @One-EyedReaper Год назад +1

    Ethan died to "Emotional Damage" 🗿
    Anyways that timing tho....🤣🤣🤣

  • @R4mbe
    @R4mbe Год назад

    anybody who plays dayz has to appreciate stimpee using any mechanic he can to torture the people he has played with for over an hour

  • @noisypinkbubble875
    @noisypinkbubble875 Год назад

    8:37 this moment haunts my memories and I can't stop thinking about this dude. "You will soon know what is my name." If Stimpee is murdered, it was this guy.

  • @ArthArmani
    @ArthArmani Год назад +1

    Stimpes dayz videos are the best lol

  • @stephanethery4290
    @stephanethery4290 Год назад

    my favorite short Dayz video thank you for making me happy

  • @lildannyboi13
    @lildannyboi13 Год назад +1

    “He always betrays them, he always” do you ever wonder how that person is doing, stimp?

  • @stp5477
    @stp5477 Год назад

    3:18 a cinematic Stimpee edit? This video is awesome!!!!

  • @Casperski1312
    @Casperski1312 Год назад

    The best part of my week is seeing the new stimpee video. Its a sad existence, but Im a survivor.

  • @onmywaytothemoon2070
    @onmywaytothemoon2070 Год назад

    “i feel uncomfortable” surprised me never knew someone could make stimpee feel that way

  • @LeonTalksALot
    @LeonTalksALot Год назад

    Man I feel bad for stimpees victims, too bad this content is more than worth it.

  • @Pedro-tl7jg
    @Pedro-tl7jg Год назад +1

    6:06 man i love his innocent newb voice

  • @trevorjainese3855
    @trevorjainese3855 Год назад

    I love the hells kitchen tone he plays when's about to betray them

  • @ruggedsenpai8570
    @ruggedsenpai8570 Год назад

    BRUH 6:50 man survived then got his brains blowing out I'm crying!!!

  • @iceman7153
    @iceman7153 Год назад

    man idk why i love stimpee dayz videos.

  • @SlabbyMess
    @SlabbyMess 10 дней назад

    That guy you handcuffed was so funny lmfaooo

  • @sambrown9697
    @sambrown9697 Год назад

    Aaahhh so you're the guy who betrayed me in the barn. I always reference this moment when people talk about betrayel

  • @aceboogy5168
    @aceboogy5168 Год назад

    7:52 “oh you tie my hands?” Ethan was so disappointed lol

  • @Moobus
    @Moobus Год назад +1

    Stimpee this was one of your best dayz videos on my opinion, keep being funny man 😂❤️

  • @halogamer1045
    @halogamer1045 Год назад

    "I feel uncomfortable"
    "Now we're talkin"
    speech 100

  • @mikedebakker5820
    @mikedebakker5820 Год назад +1

    9:03 that roast literally killed him 😂

  • @Muffin_Masher
    @Muffin_Masher Год назад

    You are such a goblin :D I spend so much time pissing myself laughing that I sometimes forget how cracked you are, absolutely slayed those fools, didn't even have to feed them gasoline :D

  • @Vahrkatan
    @Vahrkatan Год назад +1

    9:05 emotional damage

  • @tw1nzstrpur3
    @tw1nzstrpur3 Год назад +1

    Yessss. A brand new stimpee dayz video. love it man.

  • @DetailsARK
    @DetailsARK Год назад

    finaly a new dayz video ive been rewatching the old ones ive seen all of em like 5 times xD love the content much love, four big guys and they bust on my eyes

  • @Village.Bandit
    @Village.Bandit Год назад

    6:20 finally met stimpee and dayz just tears it away from him😂😂.also this video is a masterpiece

  • @bashb2583
    @bashb2583 Год назад

    nothing better than a stimpee dayz upload day

  • @notevenclown9304
    @notevenclown9304 Год назад

    i love how oblivious people are near him xd but the hot food kills, killed me i literally could not breath from laughing

  • @Frantissimo
    @Frantissimo Год назад

    great story telling at the end and top notch song choice as always sir

  • @MaraJoshWana
    @MaraJoshWana Год назад

    "do you know stimpee, you must watch his videos, he ALWAYS betray, he always !!"

  • @BERB_EXE
    @BERB_EXE Год назад

    i like the cinematics in this vid good job man

  • @georgivanev7466
    @georgivanev7466 Год назад +1

    9:05 - "Nice name. For a virgin." *dies of roast

  • @lazarpavic1596
    @lazarpavic1596 Год назад +7

    I just love Stimpees voice, its just the perfect generalization of the combination of all of the planets men.

  • @dojo45789
    @dojo45789 Год назад

    The transition at the end was fantastic

  • @pointlessskill4825
    @pointlessskill4825 Год назад

    I had a outer body experience laughter when I seen the ending

  • @vexan_twitch
    @vexan_twitch Год назад +1

    I love it when Stimpee traps me UHHHHHHHHH