To be fair, they don't rape you & forcibly amputate your arms afterwards, ergo, ipso facto, something else in Latin that makes utterly no sense when understood in context, Ewok Sith are hereby proclaimed preferable to Wookie Sith ...
@@Simon-ms6zo Legends actually did Palpatine returning in a logical and good way. He had many secret projects Vader didn't even know about like a facility with clones of himself, and when he was killed he transferred his essence into one of those clones, but the clone bodies weren't strong enough to contain his power in the dark side and he needed a new better body. I won't spoil anymore but you should look into it.
Stormtrooper squad: "awww cute" Ewoke:"force chokes one of them" One of the Stormtroopers while running and screaming:" noooo please we are sorry we dinnt mean too.. aaaahhhhhhh" *gets sliced in half*
Falling to the dark side looks like the favorite activity of Luke's apprentices. A lot of people like to say things about the previous Jedi order, but definitely it was not worse in keeping the majority of their people in the light than Luke's order.
To be fair, in the early days Luke allowed more freedom. In fact he admitted it was too much and established the new Jedi Council. After that, only a couple of apprentices fell and they pretty much were on their way.
Without freedom, it's all pointless. The Jedi are a joke, they always were, everything about them sucks. The only one worth anything was Mace, because he knew both sides very well, and he CHOSE the light, it wasn't forced on him. He wasn't afraid to use the dark side for good, and he didn't allow himself to be consumed by some need for selfish power.
@user-gn5ln3ic5b Freedom to do what? That's the real question. When you have the power to change the galaxy. You better be careful how you use it. I'm not saying the strict controle of the council was good. But you need to be careful. The Sith believe in freedom. The freedom to do whatever they want without consequences. They can hurt or even kill anyone as long as it benefits them. That type of freedom just destroys. There always need to be limits.
Well that's what Anikan did to the sand people. He took out an entire village. Men, Women and all children. That was the first time to kill kids. Doing it to his own kind was...well I guess easier. 🤷 So he killed all the younglings. Troopers killed the adults. But I new there were going to be still many Jedi out there. Yoda and Obi-Wan left a message to all Jedi out there. Do not come back to the Jedi Temple. They were all over the galaxy. Just was hiding like Yoda and Obi-Wan. That's why they can make so many more Star Wars movie now. And it makes perfect sense. There is supposed to be be even a Mandalorian Jedi. They could make so many more movies out of all this info. They even have a Jedi game. With a red headed guy named Cal. He works on repairs for the Empire. He was also hiding his powers. What about the kids at that horse race at the end. He pulled that broom to hid hand by force powers. They are all over. And we never saw anything else about that kid. Bring him into a movie. I guess Disney will continue more series. Bring them all together. And bring the characters all together. That's all I can think of. I'm ready for 3 more 2 and ahalf hour movies 🎬. Aren't you?
@@johanneabelsen1644 Mao liberated China from a fascist government, liberated Tibet from a slavery based feudal state, lifted 800 million people out of poverty, laid the basis of the most prosperous civilization on earth. If that guy was what we consider evil today, then we are all doomed.
I mean just having a moment of using the dark side doesn’t make you evil. It’s only if you allow it to consume yourself. Anakin dipped his toe into the dark side multiple times but it was only when he allowed it to consume himself when he felt he was at a point of no return after assisting Palpatine to kill Mace Windu that he became truly evil -Zach
The same situation happened with the Hutt Jedi. I guess maybe the reason why people don’t usually talk about them in Star Wars is because they turned to Darkside.
Endor is also called Tana. But the forest moon of endor is also known as endor. I read somewhere there is also two suns? Endor 1 and endor 2. Think it’s all endor in a way because of the natives there that named the planet and moons. It’s tricky though.
@@clipsdelosmajes I didn’t, because at least in that storyline I knew it would be explained. I’m canon they made no attempt past “Oh he’s back! Sith alchemy or some other force shit. Just trust us!”
@@christian85314 -Killing out of anger/hate or for revenge/enjoyment = dark side -Killing in self defense/defense of others or for the common good of the planet/galaxy = light side Sith do it because they want to, Jedi do it when they have to
@connorharnage6697 Yeah, but there is "movie Star Wars" which is the most serious and least silly...then there's "animated Star Wars" which is definitely sillier...and Legends isn't ANYWAYS silly, it has some bad assery, undoubtedly...then there is this..Like one of the legends authors let their 6 year old write it lol
I love everything star wars but this is something i have always hated about the lore. The force is always black and white. It's never gray. The concept of a gray jedi had to be introduced in legends and even then canon returned back to oh "light and dark". The best star Wars stories are ones that do away with this dichotomy
pretty sure he does have a name i just don't remember it and idk about the dark side part of the story i thought he more or less avenged his people not out of rage
A Ewok fallen to the dark side called Darth Puffius.
?
😂😂😂
@@Arthur-oy4nj yes it's poor grammar but if you ignore that the joke is funny.
I called him Darth Ewok
😂😂😂😂😂😂
An ewok sith won't just kill you, he'll eat you too.
To be fair, they don't rape you & forcibly amputate your arms afterwards, ergo, ipso facto, something else in Latin that makes utterly no sense when understood in context, Ewok Sith are hereby proclaimed preferable to Wookie Sith ...
@@Nicholas-ts3xcthere had never been a Wookiee Sith also I’ve never heard of a sith raping their victims tell me what comic of book is this from
@@user-wl1sc3zq2fI’d believe a Sith would get ‘emself raped for the power of sorrow before I’d believe a Sith to be a rapist
@@user-wl1sc3zq2fI think he is talking about how wookies have graped before. I'm not sure, but that is what i get from it while reading his comment.
@@WOLVESOFWARGAMING they have is this info from like a book or a comic
You will now be known as.. Darth Fuzzy Wuzzy Pants
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
Fuzzy wuzzy was an ewok. Fuzzy Wuzzy lost all his hair due to abusing the dark side. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy was he?
😂😂😂
@rboss5919 reading this made me feel like I was dancing in the atro plane loo. So beautiful.
That sounds adorable
A sith Ewok, sounds like a horror movie villain. A magical tesdy bear hunting you down and trying to kill you.
Ewok hunt: The Vader deluxe edition
Don't blame him
Little evil ewok space wizard with a lightsaber. I'd pay to see that spinoff movie
He wouldnt be a sith, just a dark side user or dark jedi. Sith isnt just using the dark side, it has a whole set of rules and teachings like Jedi do.
Thats true
I woke up this morning having no idea how badly I needed an Ewok Sith movie made
I'd pay to see that. 👍
You take the LESBIAN FORCE WITCHES and the chants that came with them, and LOVE IT or you are a racist sir!! 😂🤣😂🤣
can we make it woke. if he's black and heavily uses ebonics, i think we good. lmao. the franchise died with that -itch
"I killed them... the men, the women, and the children too."
This sounds familiar
Came straight from the dude's decendats as well
The Tusken Raider moves
"I hate them!"
Ani, ani, what's wrong? Let me hold you close to my bussuoms
Moral of the story "don't go around enslaving people."
Bro, they should've fucking had this in the sequels, a Sith Ewok💀.
Better than "somehow palpatine returned" 😅
Yeah, that sounds a lot better than the previous trilogy
We don't have sequels. We have a Disney fanfiction trilogy.
@@Simon-ms6zo Legends actually did Palpatine returning in a logical and good way. He had many secret projects Vader didn't even know about like a facility with clones of himself, and when he was killed he transferred his essence into one of those clones, but the clone bodies weren't strong enough to contain his power in the dark side and he needed a new better body. I won't spoil anymore but you should look into it.
Dark Jedi, not Sith
Anakin would be proud of that ewok
Vader would too I feel like
The Ewok seems to be Anakin's reincarnation
That's just my presumption tho
@@john-wo4tmVader is Anakin....
@@GuLuBa Spoilers!!!!
@@monantti4618that better be sarcasm
Darth Yub-Yub
Ah, the infamous Darth Fuzzyboots
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Lhh😂
😂😂😂😂
Everybody gangsta till a teddy bear pulls out a lightsaber.
Stormtrooper squad: "awww cute"
Ewoke:"force chokes one of them"
One of the Stormtroopers while running and screaming:" noooo please we are sorry we dinnt mean too.. aaaahhhhhhh" *gets sliced in half*
Bro pulled an Anakin
Lmao Fr
Lmaoo fr
Lmaooo fr
Lmaoooo fr
That's actually kind of sick. I'd love to see his origin and ensuing descent into madness in a short form animated series.
No
I WOULD TOO😮🔥🔥🔥 WE ALL NEED TO STORM LUCASFILMS AND SAVE IT WITH SIDE STORIES LIKE THIS👍🏾
Darth Ewoker
Haha
Darth Wicket
unfortunately it will be a Darth e-WOKE and probably trans too :p
Satan-how did you die ???? Enslavers- a teddy bear sliced me in half
Falling to the dark side looks like the favorite activity of Luke's apprentices.
A lot of people like to say things about the previous Jedi order, but definitely it was not worse in keeping the majority of their people in the light than Luke's order.
To be fair, in the early days Luke allowed more freedom. In fact he admitted it was too much and established the new Jedi Council. After that, only a couple of apprentices fell and they pretty much were on their way.
Ah yes if only they were all women it would be better right 😂 nice alt Kathleen Kennedy
Without freedom, it's all pointless. The Jedi are a joke, they always were, everything about them sucks. The only one worth anything was Mace, because he knew both sides very well, and he CHOSE the light, it wasn't forced on him. He wasn't afraid to use the dark side for good, and he didn't allow himself to be consumed by some need for selfish power.
@user-gn5ln3ic5b Freedom to do what? That's the real question. When you have the power to change the galaxy. You better be careful how you use it. I'm not saying the strict controle of the council was good. But you need to be careful. The Sith believe in freedom. The freedom to do whatever they want without consequences. They can hurt or even kill anyone as long as it benefits them. That type of freedom just destroys. There always need to be limits.
Your telling me a centient teddy bear was a Jedi?!?!?!?! Man you do learn something every day
The council: “Who are you picking as your padawan?
Me: The Ewok from endor
Ewoks own the high ground.
They are the short ground
"When you think of ewoks, you probably think of ewoks" is basically what he said in the beginning.
You know who the REAL dark Ewok fallen Jedi is right? Many people know him as TED…😂😂
😂
Agreed 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂👍👍👍🫡🫡🫡🫡HAHAHA !!!!!!
Darth Ted 😂
Somebody call Seth..this HAS to be made!
This is the weirdest star wars news I've received for the birthday
Right, happy birthday bro 🎉🎉
Lmao happy birthday dude 🥳
@@mr.m696 thank u
Happy birthday bro
happy birthday
Rebels: Oh look its a little cute ewok.
Ewok: *pulls out a double sided lightsaber*
Rebels: Oh s-
“Luke who’s the ewok Jedi over there”
“Oh he doesn’t have a name, I didn’t even know they could be force sensitive”
So Ted turned Chucky.
Only master Yoda can match this jedi in "who is the smallest jedi ever" 😅😂🤣
The expanded universe got crazy sometimes.
I could totally see an Ewok doing that. 😂
To be fair there isn't anything about him falling to the dark side at all though 🤷♂️
Here before this blows up
How is him killing the people enslaving people making him turn to the dark side? That was a terrible thing to add in with no mention anywhere else
Revenge Of The Ewok...
Reminds me of those two Ewok movies 😂
@@olandoblen5791 I love those movies
The Ewoks 3rd solo movie
Ewoks. Putting the Woke in Star Wars since 1983. 🐻 🌈
That's one angry teddy bear
Welp now we got ewok bounty hunters in rebuild the galaxy trailer😂😂
Darth Ewok vs Darth Jar Jar
He became Darth Furball
Xd😂😂😂😂
@@TherealNinjawormbro still uses “xd”
@@TAHighlightsbro still uses “bro still uses ‘xd’”
@@TAHighlightsYou don't need to use "bro" anymore, CG5 made a song about it
@@WaltuhBlackSr. bro still uses “bro still uses “bro still uses “xd”
A dark teddy running in the woods too funny
Anakin would be proud
Evil Teddy Bears in Star Wars!?
Fall to the dark side, how sad for the lost of his family. And haleriously cute to be called as Darth Puffy.
Darth Teddy
😂😂😂
Imagine playing Ewok Hunt against him 😬
Nothing mommy iden can't take care of
Cutest. Sith. Ever.
Sidious: we will watch you career with great interest
Darth Fuzz: _"Yub... Yuuuub..."_
Make the Sith Ewok movie please! 😂😂😂
That's a sith lord whose anger is justified ⚔️
Well that's what Anikan did to the sand people. He took out an entire village. Men, Women and all children. That was the first time to kill kids. Doing it to his own kind was...well I guess easier. 🤷 So he killed all the younglings. Troopers killed the adults. But I new there were going to be still many Jedi out there. Yoda and Obi-Wan left a message to all Jedi out there. Do not come back to the Jedi Temple. They were all over the galaxy. Just was hiding like Yoda and Obi-Wan. That's why they can make so many more Star Wars movie now. And it makes perfect sense. There is supposed to be be even a Mandalorian Jedi. They could make so many more movies out of all this info. They even have a Jedi game. With a red headed guy named Cal. He works on repairs for the Empire. He was also hiding his powers. What about the kids at that horse race at the end. He pulled that broom to hid hand by force powers. They are all over. And we never saw anything else about that kid. Bring him into a movie. I guess Disney will continue more series. Bring them all together. And bring the characters all together. That's all I can think of. I'm ready for 3 more 2 and ahalf hour movies 🎬. Aren't you?
I don't understand is slaughtering slavers supposed to be an evil thing??
Yoda went on kill streak after order 66, he didn't fell!
One is out of rage the other is not, that’s the Jedi order for u
If slaughtering slavers was an evil thing, that would make Mao an evil man. That doesn't make any sense.
@@EroUsagiSamaMao WAS an evil man. Ever heard of Mao's Giant Leap, how many lives that cost?
@@johanneabelsen1644 Mao liberated China from a fascist government, liberated Tibet from a slavery based feudal state, lifted 800 million people out of poverty, laid the basis of the most prosperous civilization on earth. If that guy was what we consider evil today, then we are all doomed.
That's because the Jedi order is bullshit
Someone should replace vader with the darkside ewok in the famous hallway scene, would pay anything to see it.
I'm with you. I'd pay good money to see that!
I'd pay anything to never see that bullshit.
Darth Jub Nub lol, now we need Darth Hutini and Darth Frikk.
There was a Jawa Jedi but he didnt fall to the dark side
Bro followed Darth Vader’s footsteps
Bro went on to become the "bite the pillow" ewok from that old meme. 😂
imagine a teddy bear running with a red lightsaber to u
That is one ticked off teddy bear! 😂
Anakin:
Ewok: Noice
He pulled an Anakin
You have to wonder if his love was too great - that he sacrificed himself for his people - entirely
bro we got a sith ewok before gta 6
Not all Dark Side users are sith.
@@DualityDistinctioncry about it
@Influxwafer I was just pointing it out. No need to be rude.
When he said he fell to the dark side said no just like Darth Vader
This brings whole new horror to Ewok hunt
The ewok said "It's ewokin time!" And proceeds to ewok all over the slavers
The crazy bastard ewoked everywhere😂
Love SW, but the whole intimate good unless you have a moment then you become evil is so bizarre.
This is a lil bit more than a moment 😅
I mean just having a moment of using the dark side doesn’t make you evil. It’s only if you allow it to consume yourself. Anakin dipped his toe into the dark side multiple times but it was only when he allowed it to consume himself when he felt he was at a point of no return after assisting Palpatine to kill Mace Windu that he became truly evil
-Zach
Of course an ewok will fall in the dark side. Obviously
We got ewokin skywalker before Gta VI
The cutest most evil build-a-bear you've never heard of.
The first and only Ewok that went from Jedi to Sith.
Not sith
anakin if his backrgound was good:
Why does every story about special kind jedi always turn to the dark side
The same situation happened with the Hutt Jedi. I guess maybe the reason why people don’t usually talk about them in Star Wars is because they turned to Darkside.
Lmao in getting swtor vibes with that one Ewok companion. I love the conversations with that little guy.
Teddy Bear turned into a real Bear
Just have to get the flamethrower out, block this you little evil space wizard teddy bear.
😂😂😂
The most embarrassing death would be saying that you dead to a little fur ball with a lightsaber
And he is now known as Darth Bearious sith King of Endor 😂
How is Darth Ewok canon and not Darth Jar Jar
It isn’t cannon 😭
@@SwaglanderDisney fanboi
Pretty much Ewok Anikin Skywalker
Oh shit now they have glowsticks
ALL Races Can Be Strong With The Force and thus could turn to the Jedi and or Sith
Yoda’s Species and Wookiee’s beg to differ. They’re strong in the Light Side.
To be fair anakin killed tuskens and luke blew up a death star of course the ewok kills people and turns
Anikan did turn to the dark side as this was one of his stones in his domino effect while Luke's motivations were totally different from anger.
@@daymenpollet4202 ik but he still killed many people so like it was the only thing i could think of since sequels dont exist
**Ewok Hunt Lore**
This is even funnier since I made a Lego Ewok Jedi to put in a stop motion I'm gonna be working on! (set in the Old Republic era)
After you learn a bit about Ewoks, you understand that this was less of a fall and more a return.
DARTH TEDDY BEAR
😂😂😂😂
The ewok jedi is a furry version of yoda.
If protecting your people really does send you to the dark side, then the jedi really are evil.
Anakin did nothing wrong.
You're right, Anakin did nothing wrong
Thankyou for your "insight & understanding"🤔😉
Darth Rageous approves😎🤣
Kinda was like that though
They should’ve made this guy Darth Vader instead…
Waiting for Droid jedi 🗿🗿🗿
😂
Dart Roger
Jedi planet...not a planet full of jedi but an actual planet that's a jedi.
No way the only Ewok Jedi fell to the dark side. Come on man 😂
i mean they wanted to eat the rebels at first until 3po came along
So sad that the ewok jedi turn too the dark side after witnesses his people enslave
To be fair it’s a pretty good reason
Now imagine hearing the Ewok celebration song while you’re walking through a dark forest.
Gotta love the Ewoks✨️
He's from the forest moon of Endor, not Endor.
Endor is also called Tana. But the forest moon of endor is also known as endor. I read somewhere there is also two suns? Endor 1 and endor 2. Think it’s all endor in a way because of the natives there that named the planet and moons. It’s tricky though.
im starting to wonder if the dark side is better
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@@rpeeps6400🗿🗿🗿🗿
🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🥄🥄🥄🥄@@reborngreatnesss5712
It always takes a bunch of good guys to beat 1 bad guy
His name was Anakin 😅😅😅
No way there’s an evil Ewok. Legends was so much better than current canon. I don’t even know everything and it’s already so much better.
ROFL. Unnamed Ewok Jedi is Legends!
Everyone hated Palpatine returning in Legends too, so.
Not everyone no. Dark Empire is a shit ton of fun really.
@@clipsdelosmajes I didn’t, because at least in that storyline I knew it would be explained. I’m canon they made no attempt past “Oh he’s back! Sith alchemy or some other force shit. Just trust us!”
@@clipsdelosmajesOnly folks who didn't read it
*Killing equals dark side*
*mercy equals light side*
Then why did obi wan killed general grevious and even more jedis killing💀
There's more to it than that 🫤
When it's convenient they break their own rules similar to the government
@@etherealbladerx8153 not now im angry
@@christian85314 -Killing out of anger/hate or for revenge/enjoyment = dark side
-Killing in self defense/defense of others or for the common good of the planet/galaxy = light side
Sith do it because they want to, Jedi do it when they have to
@@wambamthankumam oh but why did anakin say he shouldn't kill dooku?
I mean...That all is just...just kind of silly lol
It's Star Wars. Star Wars is silly
@connorharnage6697 Yeah, but there is "movie Star Wars" which is the most serious and least silly...then there's "animated Star Wars" which is definitely sillier...and Legends isn't ANYWAYS silly, it has some bad assery, undoubtedly...then there is this..Like one of the legends authors let their 6 year old write it lol
I love everything star wars but this is something i have always hated about the lore. The force is always black and white. It's never gray. The concept of a gray jedi had to be introduced in legends and even then canon returned back to oh "light and dark". The best star Wars stories are ones that do away with this dichotomy
Darth bear
Darth Teddy / Darth Smokey / Darth Yogi
Luke: Oh my god!
Anakins Force Ghost: Ah….memories….
Luke: 👀👀
chucky vs ewok jedi is something i never imagine but now i need
Ewok Hunt with him would be terrifying
pretty sure he does have a name i just don't remember it and idk about the dark side part of the story i thought he more or less avenged his people not out of rage