ALPHA vs BETA: epic COD Trolling

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 289

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg Месяц назад +401

    I 100% guarantee you that guy was just talking to himself and that he does not have a wife

    • @SpikeLeesUnfiltered
      @SpikeLeesUnfiltered Месяц назад +48

      Yup dude wouldn't be talking like that if his "girl" was actually there.

    • @Mbncolr
      @Mbncolr Месяц назад +7

      Or bro is just that beta that he dosent even understand how beta he sounds. His girlfriend probably has a boyfriend and she feels bad for him.

    • @Mbncolr
      @Mbncolr Месяц назад +17

      And the projection at the end is crazy😂 “when you go to work your gonna feel like a bi***” lol where did that come from? Dude 100% has some problems

    • @tbtnr9851
      @tbtnr9851 Месяц назад +1

      Right 😂😂 Bro used his fake ‘hunny’ to talk to cause he too insecure to say it himself

    • @neofront
      @neofront Месяц назад

      Tyler durden

  • @cameoporter9647
    @cameoporter9647 Месяц назад +297

    The ego that the guy has😂 he had to ask his gf for approval😢

    • @Bluelofi-2
      @Bluelofi-2 Месяц назад +6

      Yeah that was pretty sad

    • @bigguccisosa2015
      @bigguccisosa2015 Месяц назад +12

      Such a Beta move

    • @MrFallen1ne
      @MrFallen1ne Месяц назад +7

      That's not ego, that's insecurity and affirmation seeking lmao

    • @lenoxpI
      @lenoxpI 25 дней назад +1

      He probably didn’t even have one 😂

    • @cameoporter9647
      @cameoporter9647 25 дней назад

      @@lenoxpI true XD

  • @NSTLGA_Music
    @NSTLGA_Music Месяц назад +187

    it’s actually insane how nice and humble Tex is, but also how good of a shit talker he is. poor guys got wrecked 😂

    • @ThePond135
      @ThePond135 Месяц назад

      glazing another man? Beta mentality.

    • @hoekage-son165
      @hoekage-son165 Месяц назад +7

      Lmao the nice, calm undertone is what makes it so disrespectful.

  • @colin8477
    @colin8477 Месяц назад +88

    5'9 280lbs 😂 absolute unit alpha

    • @Oh_geezzz
      @Oh_geezzz Месяц назад +20

      Boy built like a fridge 😭

    • @AndorranStairway
      @AndorranStairway Месяц назад +4

      He gave them a throwaway and they still continued taking the bait 😂

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Месяц назад +135

    "When I want it, how I want it"
    "Does she add toppings?"

    • @Colli40000
      @Colli40000 Месяц назад

      She pegs him

    • @kloppsippingvarsenaltears2789
      @kloppsippingvarsenaltears2789 Месяц назад +21

      A second cup of cheese? 😂

    • @masons215
      @masons215 Месяц назад

      @@kloppsippingvarsenaltears2789that’s how we do it BETTER

    • @75d34
      @75d34 Месяц назад +5

      @@kloppsippingvarsenaltears2789 and our signature garlic sauce 😂😂😂

    • @Kriggy-
      @Kriggy- Месяц назад +5

      ​@@75d34 just another way we're doing it BETTER

  • @LovesAGoodPigsRoast2
    @LovesAGoodPigsRoast2 Месяц назад +109

    Dude was so insecure it caused him to get baited by the littlest challenge to his manhood. Bro, it's not thay serious.

  • @peytonrodgers24
    @peytonrodgers24 Месяц назад +47

    “BABE can you back me upp😩”

    • @dragonblack5625
      @dragonblack5625 Месяц назад

      Babe I made a come back babe 😂😂😂😂

  • @elhybrid18
    @elhybrid18 Месяц назад +45

    Love those wolf pics depicting the argument lol 😂

    • @TexPlays
      @TexPlays  Месяц назад +24

      😂 I was hoping someone would appreciate that little touch. I laughed way too hard making this. The little beta wolf cowering is my finest work, IMO. 😂 😂
      Thanks for the $2!!!!

    • @Comfysilence
      @Comfysilence Месяц назад +1

      was listening to the video thru tv doing chores and choked on oj when the lilwolf fella popped up​@@TexPlays

  • @RiaJin
    @RiaJin Месяц назад +47

    Tex hurt this dude so bad he had to let him know its just a troll. But the guy was so worked up that he wasnt hearing it 😂

  • @YocedEcoy
    @YocedEcoy Месяц назад +84

    bro the fact that you actually winning the arguments 💀💀

    • @deustauries
      @deustauries Месяц назад +1

      The only one he won, was the first one 😭

    • @erenliebert4576
      @erenliebert4576 Месяц назад +15

      @@deustauries found the beta

    • @ItIsYouAreNotYour
      @ItIsYouAreNotYour Месяц назад +1

      We got a future politcian here. The ultimate troll move. Get into office.

  • @CraigWarren-fj9ui
    @CraigWarren-fj9ui Месяц назад +35

    "Knowing you have a beautiful caring woman sitting next to you right now tells me everything I need to know about you..... beta" 😂😂😂😂 bro was seeing so much red he couldn't hear shit

    • @yurilopes420
      @yurilopes420 Месяц назад

      "im trolling you"
      "... and then you're gonna see how much of an alpha you are when you look in the mirror gonna see a bitch, see how much of an alpha"
      "im trolling"
      "yeah and then you look at yourself all alone and im"
      "you're being trolled"
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Deathl2ow
    @Deathl2ow Месяц назад +40

    "If I ask for some a$$ I get it" said a man who def doesn't get any if he's asking for it.

  • @zedus4042
    @zedus4042 Месяц назад +17

    0:47 LMFAO that laugh is something else
    Just started the video and I already know it's gonna be great, thank youuuu 😊

    • @Wakish0069
      @Wakish0069 Месяц назад +1

      "Hey babe, is it okay if I touch you?"

  • @clouds8950
    @clouds8950 Месяц назад +21

    The under my paw gets me every time🤣🤣

  • @chevychasey1681
    @chevychasey1681 Месяц назад +46

    Lmao bro got so mad 😂. I swear most of these cod players have room temperature iq

  • @happydave7292
    @happydave7292 Месяц назад +32

    2:22 Bro marks his territory 💀

    • @Comfysilence
      @Comfysilence Месяц назад

      i wish he said that. Wonder if they wouldve caught that after 5'9 280 bit

  • @DWrekken
    @DWrekken Месяц назад +35

    ALPHA CONTENT

  • @noartist4818
    @noartist4818 Месяц назад +7

    This guy is the best at trolling on call of duty. It's such an art.

  • @armydude142dontunderestima9
    @armydude142dontunderestima9 Месяц назад +15

    lmao dude faking a girlfriend is just sad

  • @dyldog
    @dyldog Месяц назад +11

    Imma be honest I’ve never in my life heard a Mercedes called a benzo

  • @HiBye-es5et
    @HiBye-es5et Месяц назад +63

    ‘Honey🥺’ disgustingly cringe

    • @username.exenotfound2943
      @username.exenotfound2943 Месяц назад

      has o have his GF back him up, she honestly should have said shut the fuck up for talking like that tbh

    • @smisv
      @smisv Месяц назад +4

      the context sure, but him calling his gf honey was cute

    • @jonnybones6952
      @jonnybones6952 Месяц назад +10

      @@smisvYou’re definitely a beta

    • @HiBye-es5et
      @HiBye-es5et Месяц назад +8

      @@smisv not in this moment😂 he said it like he was about to cry. He acting super hard too, if u get so mad about a troller ur a loser in life. Just mute someone and go

    • @smisv
      @smisv Месяц назад

      @@jonnybones6952 so should i kms?

  • @edman1357
    @edman1357 Месяц назад +6

    It was over when he said, “Hey, honey” 🤣

  • @alau5643
    @alau5643 Месяц назад +1

    You bringin back the glory days of trolling Tex

  • @ZachFury
    @ZachFury 15 дней назад

    “I’d be asleep, at peace, knowing I won this argument.” 😂😂😂

  • @muneka
    @muneka Месяц назад +3

    Tex unintentionally Alpha 😂😂
    Also: NO WAY TEX CURED MY FEVER/FLU 🤣🤣

  • @Day-wm7nn
    @Day-wm7nn Месяц назад +14

    it's funny how pressed people become with others talking sh!t on the mic.

  • @docsquish
    @docsquish Месяц назад +6

    Bro 5’9 280 is HUGE lol. I’m 5’9 200 lol. Holy man. That’s a brick house.

  • @CogniVision
    @CogniVision Месяц назад +6

    Calling yourself a sigma male in an online argument is 100% beta behavior.

  • @deezus24
    @deezus24 Месяц назад +43

    Nobody in the history of ever has called a Mercedes a Benzo... dude so pressed he's trying to defend every little detail.

    • @jevonsims900
      @jevonsims900 Месяц назад +7

      In the 90's a lot people called the Mercedes Benz a Benzo especially Sir Mix-Alot.

    • @PickleWick-w3w
      @PickleWick-w3w Месяц назад +1

      Pretty sure maybe in Today Was a Good Day, Cube says me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benzo.
      But his was definitely a drug reference 😆

    • @caseycameron5370
      @caseycameron5370 Месяц назад

      ​@@PickleWick-w3whe says in fuck tha police pretty sure

    • @alan.mcswank
      @alan.mcswank Месяц назад +2

      Benzo been a thingo

  • @RoadKill2727
    @RoadKill2727 Месяц назад +1

    The other guys in the squad are prolly laughing their asses off💀💀

  • @Vikn01
    @Vikn01 Месяц назад +4

    Bragging about having a girlfriend and getting laid is such a massive L 😂😂😂 poor guy

  • @HomemadeAthletics
    @HomemadeAthletics Месяц назад +2

    Literally under my paw, lmfao

  • @olisaer3486
    @olisaer3486 Месяц назад +5

    alphas took this one home today

  • @Nathan84382
    @Nathan84382 Месяц назад +9

    That kid is such a beta.

  • @bassheadray
    @bassheadray Месяц назад +2

    I be doin this on contractors on VR 😂 THEY GET SOOOO MAD!

  • @juanmtz420
    @juanmtz420 24 дня назад

    I mean he is spitting a lot of facts and turning the words around on them 😂

  • @jr5296
    @jr5296 Месяц назад +2

    We never heard his girlfriend say anything. Buddy was talking to himself. lol

  • @yurilopes420
    @yurilopes420 Месяц назад

    "its funny you know that means you searched it up" LMAOOOO GOTTEM AHAHAHAHH

  • @ThePman007
    @ThePman007 Месяц назад +7

    I had a Benz never called it a benzo.... Got a BMW now call it a beamer

  • @mgntstr
    @mgntstr Месяц назад +5

    The male ego is not fragile, men and women who build their houses on sand fold and crumble in the slightest breeze.

  • @LeSkateWA
    @LeSkateWA Месяц назад +1

    I hope he knew he was getting trolled the whole time, I dont think he even heard you tell him he was that mad lol

  • @713.e
    @713.e Месяц назад

    3:00 😂😂😂🤣 bro I respect u only us Texas folk can talk that ish the way you do

  • @CHXFIT95
    @CHXFIT95 Месяц назад +3

    It’s crazy how quick he is on a response when they come at him. Pretty quick whited if you ask me. I’m rolling from the comebacks he’s laying on this kid 😂 absolute demolished. 7:38-7:59 had me weak 😂

  • @Mista_Cassla
    @Mista_Cassla Месяц назад

    You're literally defeated! 🤣

  • @FlipTheCatOfficial
    @FlipTheCatOfficial Месяц назад +4

    “Why you laughing again? Beta mentality.”

  • @PrimalEye
    @PrimalEye Месяц назад +4

    5’9 over 280 lbs jack thats still overweight 😂😂

  • @Relix0529
    @Relix0529 Месяц назад +2

    I have never heard someone refer to their girlfriend as buddy 😂

  • @starrisasharris5273
    @starrisasharris5273 Месяц назад +2

    The funny thing is you really found a true „beta“ 😂

  • @VPROXE-HELLRAISER
    @VPROXE-HELLRAISER Месяц назад +23

    I would love to be in a lobby with Tex and play along😜😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @jasonsingh3203
      @jasonsingh3203 Месяц назад +4

      First emoji is sus

    • @Rubafix989
      @Rubafix989 Месяц назад

      I'm sure he would manage to trigger you regardless =D

  • @BrandonWalsh9
    @BrandonWalsh9 Месяц назад

    You missed him making a SpongeBob reference to burn you LOL

  • @abnerguevara1297
    @abnerguevara1297 Месяц назад +1

    3:46 “Cody you lost “ his own friend told him he lost 🤣🤣

    • @bgedarkmatter
      @bgedarkmatter Месяц назад +1

      That was me saying that, we beat TexPlays that round and his gamertag is Cody 😂

  • @Colli40000
    @Colli40000 Месяц назад

    I was thinking about this convo earlier today. Thanks for posting 😂

  • @chris-dd6uq
    @chris-dd6uq Месяц назад +12

    No one refers to a Merc as a "Benzo"

    • @Oh_geezzz
      @Oh_geezzz Месяц назад

      Benzino does

    • @turnoff7572
      @turnoff7572 Месяц назад

      Maybe in the USA they don't

    • @stevengomez1284
      @stevengomez1284 Месяц назад

      ​could be a generation term. Cause a lot of people that i know from my age group just call it a Benz. @turnoff7572

    • @TheJohhnyE
      @TheJohhnyE 26 дней назад +1

      ​@Oh_geezzz he also gets drunk and cries about eminem.. 😂

    • @Oh_geezzz
      @Oh_geezzz 26 дней назад

      @@TheJohhnyE never said his name hold weight 😭😂

  • @HiBye-es5et
    @HiBye-es5et Месяц назад +5

    He was mad and bad😂 1-7 kd

  • @mattbryant8320
    @mattbryant8320 Месяц назад +3

    The guy getting validation from his girlfriend was cringe lol.

  • @GreatSage_92
    @GreatSage_92 Месяц назад +1

    With 1 kill in over 6 rounds 😂😂

  • @2kool4rock
    @2kool4rock Месяц назад

    Hey, Tex. I just wanted to say you got the perfect voice for a spot on Morty impersonation 8:45 to 8:55 I'm just saying video idea.

  • @omgrouvenxD
    @omgrouvenxD Месяц назад

    Heavy Max influence in this one. I love it! :D

  • @camellecc
    @camellecc Месяц назад

    “some guys can’t take the loses” for reallol

  • @dragondrakage2402
    @dragondrakage2402 Месяц назад +3

    4:52 well it is a drug but...😂

  • @roochee_
    @roochee_ Месяц назад

    Bro i love your videos please keep them coming 🔥

  • @GageWright-gw4sy
    @GageWright-gw4sy Месяц назад

    Aint no way you actually cooked him in the argument 🤣🤣

  • @django5899
    @django5899 Месяц назад +2

    Truly legendary trolling 😂🤣

  • @waveycrocketthtx8155
    @waveycrocketthtx8155 Месяц назад +2

    Beta trolls are the best 😂😂😂

  • @attentionalimpact
    @attentionalimpact Месяц назад

    Beta killer ! That was gold, thank youuuuu!

  • @SB-tk2de
    @SB-tk2de Месяц назад +17

    How does this dude not realize he’s being fucked with😂

  • @Mechanical_Mercy
    @Mechanical_Mercy Месяц назад

    Spaghetti arms rolling around in a 90's clapped 300k mile "Benzo"

  • @austinrock7636
    @austinrock7636 Месяц назад

    Tex bro you’re funny asf😂 I just subbed. Wish you uploaded more tho

  • @dragonblack5625
    @dragonblack5625 Месяц назад +1

    Poison darrrthhs😂😂😂😂

  • @cortencox922
    @cortencox922 Месяц назад

    Longer videos please of this 😂

  • @reggieg.6479
    @reggieg.6479 Месяц назад +1

    That man took major Ls in thr chat. Lol

  • @KingDoyle1996
    @KingDoyle1996 Месяц назад

    I have never heard anyone call it "*benzo*"

  • @Liquidsnake585
    @Liquidsnake585 Месяц назад

    This is over 9000.

  • @cameoporter9647
    @cameoporter9647 Месяц назад +5

    Make sure to LIKE TO TEX

  • @outlaw._.lazines
    @outlaw._.lazines Месяц назад +4

    Imagine having to get an approval from your schizophrenia Girl for a comeback.
    Never underestimate the Charismatic Tex.📈📈

  • @alalog5196
    @alalog5196 Месяц назад +1

    Awesome video as always

  • @haydenvaughn
    @haydenvaughn 28 дней назад

    Comment for the algorithm. Tex, keep it up

  • @Simonio8
    @Simonio8 Месяц назад +1

    It never looks good when they take the bait, and it’s so easy.

  • @xrickaye1045
    @xrickaye1045 Месяц назад

    Bro I was dying the whole time 😂😂

  • @jaythareapahtopic7826
    @jaythareapahtopic7826 Месяц назад

    Been waiting for this since the short😭😂

  • @saudude2174
    @saudude2174 Месяц назад

    this got closer to the MaximilianMus experience than ever before. I absolutely loved every second.

  • @Vic666DK
    @Vic666DK Месяц назад

    hehe this is awesome!!! keep it coming!

  • @yucatansuckaman5726
    @yucatansuckaman5726 27 дней назад

    Tex makes it look easy 😂

  • @yurilopes420
    @yurilopes420 Месяц назад

    he was so in his own head he didnt even realize you TOLD HIM you were trolling. he was still justifying his views on being an alpha... holy shit if that's not the most ironic thing i've ever seen, i dont know what is

  • @UnoManArmy
    @UnoManArmy Месяц назад

    Such a W!! Lol nice work 😂

  • @erickvalencia2719
    @erickvalencia2719 Месяц назад

    Saw clip,laughed,wanted more

  • @TooStoopidDogs
    @TooStoopidDogs Месяц назад

    That dude was a total beta and has never been in a fight in his life.

  • @RoadKill2727
    @RoadKill2727 Месяц назад

    No, you taught that bet

  • @kemuelreid5025
    @kemuelreid5025 Месяц назад +1

    Lol best one yet 😂😂

  • @ryanmack4016
    @ryanmack4016 Месяц назад

    lol I see that Steve guy all time in hc snd usually has nick swarnson with em lol

  • @yakayaka9
    @yakayaka9 Месяц назад +17

    3:00 “you can literally hear how alone he is by the way his room echos” ngl he cooked 😭😭😭😭

    • @falconloverjr2875
      @falconloverjr2875 Месяц назад +3

      how does adding people to a room prevent an echo?

    • @hotcory
      @hotcory Месяц назад

      Bro..... he did not cook..... he baked

    • @Lolerburger
      @Lolerburger Месяц назад +7

      That was weak, tex's comeback was actually clever. Having people in a room doesn't prevent an echo.

    • @Jay-uo1sn
      @Jay-uo1sn Месяц назад

      What did he cook?

    • @talal6983
      @talal6983 Месяц назад

      @@falconloverjr2875usually men living alone don’t have furniture so their rooms echos because they’re empty

  • @kurtlee12
    @kurtlee12 Месяц назад

    This dude so funny 😂😂😂

  • @bionipower4965
    @bionipower4965 Месяц назад +1

    Can you do a Morty voice video from Rick and Morty?😂

  • @thereaIest.
    @thereaIest. Месяц назад +1

    His name is in reference to a vehicle. Automatically a loser

  • @ryleymagelbagel
    @ryleymagelbagel Месяц назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love you so much tex this is hilarious.

  • @thereaIest.
    @thereaIest. Месяц назад +1

    That first guy is so insecure

  • @givemesomesugar93
    @givemesomesugar93 Месяц назад

    bro almost crying lol

  • @smiley6997
    @smiley6997 Месяц назад

    I knew this was going to get clipped!!!! Ayyyy

  • @NoMorePodDes
    @NoMorePodDes Месяц назад

    AYOOOOO hahahaha yo went out wiiiiild sad

  • @TeamMBaku88
    @TeamMBaku88 Месяц назад +2

    You missed an opportunity to say Alphas don't resort to criminal activity over words. Next time.