this is what happens when you make MR BEAST angry [SSS

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024

Комментарии • 44 тыс.

  • @BAMsPG
    @BAMsPG 3 года назад +16425

    YES he did 2 UPLOADS LES Goooo!

    • @hunterdavis8393
      @hunterdavis8393 3 года назад +92

      LUV YOUR CONTENT BROOOO! Your Crystal Isles series was phenomenal! So sad to see that mesh stuff though.

    • @Melinaaballa
      @Melinaaballa 3 года назад +66

      This comment is about to get a bunch of likes

    • @krownz5907
      @krownz5907 3 года назад +33

      Straight up

    • @krownz5907
      @krownz5907 3 года назад +28

      Watch this get over 100 likes 😂

    • @taetaylor4150
      @taetaylor4150 3 года назад +20

      Ikr Cory been doing good with uploading lately😂

  • @penoslife2568
    @penoslife2568 3 года назад +680

    Cory: I can make ten minutes feel like ten seconds
    Samurai: yeah u can also make nine months feel like nine years

    • @7obar
      @7obar 3 года назад +39

      underrated comment.

    • @relax.nation391
      @relax.nation391 3 года назад +20

      Lmfao this man knows the pain of waiting. Sir it really sucks

    • @shadowzz7357
      @shadowzz7357 3 года назад +13

      Yeah it’s just so hard to tell if he’s taking a week off to do something or 9 months off

    • @Tealninja
      @Tealninja 3 года назад +7

      damn lmao

    • @greensgrains4053
      @greensgrains4053 3 года назад +5

      Feels

  • @bibss9337
    @bibss9337 3 года назад +1201

    Girl: * trying to hold her breath so the monster won't find her *
    Cory: DoN't FaRt

    • @janiceventura4459
      @janiceventura4459 3 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hxrricxne0
      @Hxrricxne0 3 года назад +2

      I'm actually surprised this hasn't gotten over 50k likes bro omg

    • @gio9055
      @gio9055 3 года назад +3

      lmao

    • @transparent4905
      @transparent4905 3 года назад +4

      @F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE go away

    • @transparent4905
      @transparent4905 3 года назад +4

      @@defaultyhaskins1448 if you click the link on about in her channel its so disgusting

  • @lildripkid
    @lildripkid 11 месяцев назад +360

    The 'Your Mom' part killed me.🤣 Bro's headphones even fell off😭

  • @loveyourself.8870
    @loveyourself.8870 3 года назад +2001

    My brain: Yo we got school tomorrow we gotta head to bed early-
    Cory: *no*

    • @thelightshipkell8101
      @thelightshipkell8101 3 года назад +16

      Lol

    • @Nietzschefan333
      @Nietzschefan333 3 года назад +31

      Lol yeah I should be asleep Rn but I gotta watch this

    • @glowalgia
      @glowalgia 3 года назад +8

      Lmao same

    • @NotBrycce
      @NotBrycce 3 года назад +10

      Lol i dont got school tomorow

    • @JaheemSoSaucy
      @JaheemSoSaucy 3 года назад +7

      Aye I'm asking if I could get 100 likes on my newest video(I've been grinding for a 5 months now)
      !✌

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +534

    Cory: "Spooky Scary Sunday!"
    Everyone: "Spooky Scary SOMEDAY"

  • @chillmj
    @chillmj 3 года назад +588

    Nobody:
    Cory:"Open your mouth up. WIDER"
    Me: PAUSE!!

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 3 года назад +15

      Man of culture

    • @splarkus8829
      @splarkus8829 3 года назад +23

      first spider man, then berleezy, now he wants us to open up wider😔

    • @rbdepth4820
      @rbdepth4820 3 года назад +3

      @@splarkus8829 this is not the way😢😢🥺😔

    • @chillmj
      @chillmj 3 года назад

      @@splarkus8829 😂😔😔

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 3 года назад

      @@splarkus8829 bruh

  • @ameliap9442
    @ameliap9442 Год назад +152

    Almost every single time I’m sick, I run back to SSS. Gotta love it!

  • @poopoo-kx2lr
    @poopoo-kx2lr 3 года назад +209

    me:watching this on a tuesday
    cory:casually threatening me for being late

  • @zarriajennings4952
    @zarriajennings4952 3 года назад +3365

    i’m convinced that’s the same Nutri Grain bar every video 😂😂. he just keep that thang right there.

  • @BeingScared
    @BeingScared 3 года назад +10711

    MrBeast stealing hearts again 🙄

  • @melvin3697
    @melvin3697 Месяц назад +18

    Haha that mr beast video aged well. It features Mr Beast being a sociopath and Chris texting minors 😂

  • @No-cn8rp
    @No-cn8rp 3 года назад +360

    Every SSS: “Have a Nutri Grain bar”
    “TAKE THE NUTRI GRAIN BAR!”

  • @estar5560
    @estar5560 3 года назад +316

    Lady: covers her mouth
    Cory: Don’T FaRt

    • @tt2prttyy
      @tt2prttyy 3 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @gabrielmaier2318
      @gabrielmaier2318 3 года назад +2

      Dat shit had me dying😂😂😂

    • @zarehamiri1683
      @zarehamiri1683 3 года назад +1

      Funny

    • @nicoledeveny9412
      @nicoledeveny9412 3 года назад

      😏

    • @groggy2498
      @groggy2498 3 года назад

      OMG I busted out laughing when I saw this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sloshyabyss6360
    @sloshyabyss6360 3 года назад +691

    Cory: “look at that dump truck!”
    Me: *looks out the window*

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 3 года назад +52

      Yeah i did that at first but then I was like
      "Dammit Cory..."

    • @theeman3061
      @theeman3061 3 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @luphil1k_
      @luphil1k_ 3 года назад +11

      He was talking about her yeeks

    • @mynameisjager7318
      @mynameisjager7318 3 года назад +22

      I did that too, then Iooked back at Cory like. . . 😐

    • @SpaghettiElie
      @SpaghettiElie 3 года назад +9

      Naw😂😂the moment anyone says that, you know what u suppose to look for

  • @Anathema_009
    @Anathema_009 Год назад +168

    The Mr.Beast one is so accurate and it’s creepy 💀

  • @JessAnonymous
    @JessAnonymous 3 года назад +410

    Cory: “Look at that DUMPTRUCK back there.” *looks at the camera*
    Me: *Laughs*
    Cory: *Starts laughing” lmfaooo

    • @milky_pandauwu1367
      @milky_pandauwu1367 3 года назад +3

      Hewo. XD

    • @imgone790
      @imgone790 3 года назад +14

      😭 bruh i was staring at him and when he looked and laugh it felt like i was on facetime istg

    • @leah1540
      @leah1540 3 года назад +13

      I did the exact same thing 💀💀

    • @fernandovasquez777
      @fernandovasquez777 3 года назад +1

      The timing as I read this comment the clip was playing

    • @mona3596
      @mona3596 3 года назад

      @ClobiCloudd Same bruh

  • @clexo6542
    @clexo6542 3 года назад +363

    Cory: “Don’t get it TWISTED i can be LATE.”
    Me:*9 month break flashbacks*

    • @mle1905
      @mle1905 3 года назад +9

      We also not gonna forget that 3 year one like that hurt the most

    • @baileywilson2649
      @baileywilson2649 3 года назад +3

      Omg🤣🤣

    • @erenyeager9851
      @erenyeager9851 3 года назад +4

      He had to get the milk that his dad bought.

    • @ellenfox6869
      @ellenfox6869 3 года назад +4

      @@mle1905 when did he do that? 🤭 feelin pretty lucky I was only around for the nine month one now 💀✨

    • @annier9742
      @annier9742 3 года назад

      @@mle1905 what the heck three years

  • @niya.b6180
    @niya.b6180 3 года назад +211

    Cory: Open ya mouf up
    Me: 👁o👁
    Cory: WIDER
    Me: 👁0👁

    • @_Cleveland_
      @_Cleveland_ 3 года назад +9

      Me: "What's this for ag-"
      / \
      O O
      8==(

    • @cacakelface2205
      @cacakelface2205 3 года назад +1

      The egg plant comes out

    • @jazmo5065
      @jazmo5065 3 года назад +8

      Cleveland Brown AYOOO- ✌🏽😭

    • @earthing3696
      @earthing3696 3 года назад +1

      @@cacakelface2205 I'd except that

    • @niya.b6180
      @niya.b6180 3 года назад

      @@_Cleveland_ I- 😅

  • @Vinny_Da_Steeler_Fan
    @Vinny_Da_Steeler_Fan 4 месяца назад +58

    “ when I reach into my book bag, I ain’t goin be pullin out no book”
    - Cory 2021

    • @Marshy_TheMellow
      @Marshy_TheMellow Месяц назад +3

      This was NOT made in 2021 😭

    • @lamishamiller
      @lamishamiller Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Marshy_TheMellowyes it was 4-3=1 there for it was 2021 or u could do 2021+3 Which is 2024 there for yes it was made in 2021

    • @Marshy_TheMellow
      @Marshy_TheMellow Месяц назад +2

      @@lamishamiller if u look at the date it says it was posted November 29th 2020. 💀
      Js bc it says 3 yrs ago doesn't mean it's exact

  • @rrraaajjj-4114
    @rrraaajjj-4114 3 года назад +299

    Girl: *one moment away from dying*
    Cory: “Don’t fart, please don’t fart”

    • @janinewester5424
      @janinewester5424 3 года назад

      Bruh

    • @janinewester5424
      @janinewester5424 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @nevercared6360
      @nevercared6360 3 года назад +1

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕCK MY РR0FILЕ
      stop you're hurting me im calling the cops

    • @Ayo44790
      @Ayo44790 3 года назад

      So true

    • @earth2himz
      @earth2himz 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕCK MY РR0FILЕ please shut up nobody cares

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +276

    Kid: "Ur mom-"
    Cory: *cracks his knuckles*

  • @SonsOfFun
    @SonsOfFun 3 года назад +5281

    Notification Squad be Rolling deep my Guy!

  • @AshtonMerriweather
    @AshtonMerriweather 5 месяцев назад +94

    Who still watching this in 2024 cos I am still 😂

  • @saltywizardflyingonafish6296
    @saltywizardflyingonafish6296 3 года назад +169

    Cory doesn’t realize that him being on time means 6am monday for me lol

  • @kreblz
    @kreblz 3 года назад +284

    Cory: minimal edits
    The video: *more edits than his average video even has*

    • @Wildkatt.
      @Wildkatt. 3 года назад +1

      yep

    • @frozenbucket8348
      @frozenbucket8348 3 года назад +1

      LoL yee

    • @liamsstuff1413
      @liamsstuff1413 3 года назад +1

      Oh yeah good coment

    • @kreblz
      @kreblz 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @RezTKF
      @RezTKF 3 года назад

      Do you enjoy watching scary channels on RUclips often my friend? Jw cuz I'm an aspiring voice actor that also makes horror narrations and I'd love to help provide you with more content during these hard times if you're down for some new material to get into during quarantine! 😊👍

  • @Jeremiah_D.
    @Jeremiah_D. 3 года назад +200

    Cory: "Can we get Julian Terry to 10k subs"
    Samurai: *gets him close to 20k instead*
    Me: "I am so proud of this community"

    • @blickygotsticky_2499
      @blickygotsticky_2499 3 года назад +3

      Preachhhhh

    • @kyalloo
      @kyalloo 3 года назад +3

      i accidentally click thumbs down lol

    • @Jeremiah_D.
      @Jeremiah_D. 3 года назад +2

      @@danthony8681 Ah, yes, memories of the war.

    • @2k_.j4y
      @2k_.j4y 3 года назад +1

      @@Jeremiah_D. skater dude pfp and the skull one you have are the ones i use

    • @Jeremiah_D.
      @Jeremiah_D. 3 года назад +1

      @@2k_.j4y Yeah, those were the pretty popular ones.

  • @karinaramos3263
    @karinaramos3263 5 месяцев назад +43

    POV: your three years late

  • @annaadams309
    @annaadams309 3 года назад +709

    Are we not gonna talk about how perfect his mustache is💙

    • @Mightbecasca
      @Mightbecasca 3 года назад +4

      No

    • @steve8147
      @steve8147 3 года назад +10

      Hey gon

    • @aidenmartinez3802
      @aidenmartinez3802 3 года назад +18

      We know but we don’t talk about it cuz we’re jealous

    • @Mazdean.
      @Mazdean. 3 года назад +9

      Im a little jealous

    • @not_mxchael3485
      @not_mxchael3485 3 года назад +15

      He looks like he’s one of those disco dudes in the 70s

  • @bokugothebest3157
    @bokugothebest3157 3 года назад +226

    I was dying when the kid gave that kid the note cory’s face when he saw the note 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PATCHYPATCH
    @PATCHYPATCH 3 года назад +311

    Monster: "Will you let me out?"
    Girl: "No"
    Monster: *Goes out anyway*

  • @Wolfmoonwillow-xz1eo
    @Wolfmoonwillow-xz1eo Год назад +17

    “Don’t fart, don’t, hold it” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Grimblxde
    @Grimblxde 3 года назад +298

    **reads note** "Your mom-"
    Cory: **Starts to crack knuckles**

    • @weebjs
      @weebjs 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @cmvlogs4376
      @cmvlogs4376 3 года назад +1

      Me to lol 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

    • @shadowz8910
      @shadowz8910 3 года назад

      Same cm vlogs

    • @terrygaming_yt1094
      @terrygaming_yt1094 3 года назад +1

      Cory be like OH ITS THAT U OH NO NO ITS FINE

    • @RezTKF
      @RezTKF 3 года назад

      Would you maybe like another scary channel to add to your list of nightly scares my friend? Jw cuz I'm an aspiring voice actor that also makes horror narrations and I'd love to help provide you with more content during quarantine if you're down for some new material to get into during these hard times! 😊👍

  • @spotthewolf1209
    @spotthewolf1209 3 года назад +366

    “Open your mouth.”
    *crunching noises*
    “WIDER”

    • @johngorena3628
      @johngorena3628 3 года назад +15

      I thought he was talking bout something else lol

    • @veryboredman6364
      @veryboredman6364 3 года назад +4

      This comment is gon a be a banger and I just want to be here

    • @somuchblue
      @somuchblue 3 года назад +12

      when he said wider 🙈

    • @lee-dv8ni
      @lee-dv8ni 3 года назад +1

      @@johngorena3628 OHHHH 😳

    • @lee-dv8ni
      @lee-dv8ni 3 года назад +3

      @@somuchblue IM WHEEZING 🥴

  • @cydamiic
    @cydamiic 3 года назад +384

    "This SSS will be minimal editing"
    *Whole video has a normal amount of editing*

    • @cxlsuis6580
      @cxlsuis6580 3 года назад

      Facts lol😀

    • @vengeance1450
      @vengeance1450 3 года назад +1

      For real, I thought there would be like no pause between each video where it says "2nd animation" and stuff like that.

    • @marcogarrett3692
      @marcogarrett3692 3 года назад

      Watch a different sss and u can tell

    • @RezTKF
      @RezTKF 3 года назад

      Do you enjoy watching scary channels on RUclips often my friend? Jw cuz I'm an aspiring voice actor that also makes horror narrations and I'd love to help provide you with more content during these hard times if you're down for some new material to get into during quarantine! 😊👌

    • @The_Tyrannic
      @The_Tyrannic 3 года назад

      Remember when he did the no editing challenge but then ended up saying ''alright the rule is I can only use three edits.''

  • @LynBunnéko
    @LynBunnéko 6 месяцев назад +32

    Not Cory loving the word 'moist' as much as I do AND he's my bday twin .... signs, man, the signs ❤

  • @Justme-ho7bs
    @Justme-ho7bs 3 года назад +156

    cory: look at that dump truck back there
    me: stares at him
    cory: stares
    both: laughs

    • @stendogore1314
      @stendogore1314 3 года назад

      you like 10

    • @Justme-ho7bs
      @Justme-ho7bs 3 года назад +2

      @@stendogore1314 no am not and so if i am what’s the problem with that 😐

    • @avi4945
      @avi4945 3 года назад

      Omg yess me too

    • @bluetooth3248
      @bluetooth3248 3 года назад +1

      @@stendogore1314 ...Your point is?

  • @remidogfitness9578
    @remidogfitness9578 3 года назад +344

    Cory: “ I ain’t gonna do much edits.”
    Also cory: literally does 1,000 edits-

    • @Ic3dM1lk
      @Ic3dM1lk 3 года назад +2

      Its does not dose

    • @blista6854
      @blista6854 3 года назад +1

      @@Ic3dM1lk sthu

    • @JaheemSoSaucy
      @JaheemSoSaucy 3 года назад +2

      Aye I'm asking if I could get 100 likes on my newest video(I've been grinding for 5 months now)
      !✌

    • @kale_cement
      @kale_cement 3 года назад +1

      i was just bout to hop on his head but you did it for me

    • @icecube9721
      @icecube9721 3 года назад

      he is doing it for us

  • @MeatCanyon
    @MeatCanyon 3 года назад +5918

    OH MAI GAW-

    • @destrxxy6666
      @destrxxy6666 3 года назад +194

      Bruh 😔

    • @kssk456
      @kssk456 3 года назад +149

      Can't wait for the spongebob one tomorrow

    • @monkeykingmo-ri777
      @monkeykingmo-ri777 3 года назад +200

      wtf its the real meat canyon

    • @randomprofile_pic8696
      @randomprofile_pic8696 3 года назад +111

      Omg it the meat canyon him self

    • @Chromski
      @Chromski 3 года назад +88

      Yo its MeatCanyon, nice animations tho.

  • @johnlowak5811
    @johnlowak5811 Год назад +46

    He makes my day so much better 😂

    • @Chickemberries
      @Chickemberries Год назад +3

      🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊 yes queen

    • @Vale-wi2uf
      @Vale-wi2uf 6 месяцев назад

      😭😭😭😭 Scared the s*** out of me😢

  • @thelightshipkell8101
    @thelightshipkell8101 3 года назад +266

    Cory: your late
    Me: says the one who be gone for a pregnancy period.

    • @takerman1108
      @takerman1108 3 года назад +14

      OH SHYAT you didnt have to do my guy lile that

    • @arrow_walker1607
      @arrow_walker1607 3 года назад +5

      ÔÕF yup

    • @c4in
      @c4in 3 года назад +3

      cory punching the air rn

    • @Yangraven
      @Yangraven 3 года назад +3

      *damn.*

    • @Joe-mk6mj
      @Joe-mk6mj 3 года назад +1

      Im kinda new to cory, so what?

  • @Cosmic_Brownies.
    @Cosmic_Brownies. 3 года назад +151

    The way he flipped over that car was smooth-

    • @jackolantern3398
      @jackolantern3398 3 года назад +5

      @Christofer Pezet stfu

    • @crackerjack2405
      @crackerjack2405 3 года назад +4

      @Christofer Pezet no

    • @fishstickbar8936
      @fishstickbar8936 3 года назад

      @@jackolantern3398 you gotta stfu

    • @jyour5288
      @jyour5288 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @yungjit4456
      @yungjit4456 3 года назад +1

      @Christofer Pezet I respect your grind but don’t come to youtubers channels to get subs.

  • @xioanims8308
    @xioanims8308 3 года назад +216

    Cory: Spook Scary Sunday is a show where every sunday-
    Me: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

  • @1nvertedminds
    @1nvertedminds Год назад +33

    SSS doesn't usually make me do this but with this one I stayed under the covers

  • @gabby78
    @gabby78 3 года назад +339

    cory: OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
    me: 👁👄👁
    cory: WIDER
    me: 👁⭕️👁

  • @nimatz7562
    @nimatz7562 3 года назад +133

    That “look at that dump truck back there” had me weak asf😂😂😂😂

    • @cmor3464
      @cmor3464 3 года назад +4

      I swearrrr 😭💀😭

    • @spedbboi
      @spedbboi 3 года назад +1

      What’s her @ 👀

  • @leahxfinity
    @leahxfinity 3 года назад +510

    “I can be late, don’t get it twisted”
    Every teacher when they’re the ones late to class

  • @ericamcneely2934
    @ericamcneely2934 8 месяцев назад +10

    Mans got so mad he started to whisper 😂 11:21

  • @kidstarr100
    @kidstarr100 3 года назад +207

    Everyone: *Creeped out about that crazy scribble on the wall*
    Cory: "Victoria...you rockin that dress"

  • @kreepo_o9654
    @kreepo_o9654 3 года назад +116

    Cory: "Your mo-" 😨
    Also Cory: "Y'all like that word...Moist...I like that word too."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @papacheerio7746
    @papacheerio7746 3 года назад +425

    “Open ya mouth up”
    “WIDER”

    • @xx_edgynickname_xx7659
      @xx_edgynickname_xx7659 3 года назад +31

      ill be honest, i audibly said pause when i heard that

    • @papacheerio7746
      @papacheerio7746 3 года назад +1

      @@xx_edgynickname_xx7659 😂

    • @dox4384
      @dox4384 3 года назад

      xD

    • @dox4384
      @dox4384 3 года назад +1

      Pause

    • @juicygrape5048
      @juicygrape5048 3 года назад +1

      @@xx_edgynickname_xx7659 iiiiiiiioioiiiiioiiioiiiiiiihas has iiioiiiioooipip iv

  • @pukey_quinn
    @pukey_quinn Год назад +7

    18:13 that was such a weird video, even the computer was like "nahh"

  • @GreenieSunny21
    @GreenieSunny21 3 года назад +250

    LMAOOO whos goofy self said spooky scary "SoMeDaY " 💀😂

  • @obsessarii6564
    @obsessarii6564 3 года назад +197

    “Look at that dump truck” automatically knowing what he was talking about and started laughing like a crackhead 😭😭😭😭 9:20

    • @blurn6721
      @blurn6721 3 года назад +3

      pretty sure everyone knew what he was talking about

    • @thehatecommenter6191
      @thehatecommenter6191 3 года назад +3

      Well no shit u knew what he was talking about

    • @VidelBruh
      @VidelBruh 3 года назад +13

      @@thehatecommenter6191 username checks out.

    • @obsessarii6564
      @obsessarii6564 3 года назад +4

      @@blurn6721 didn’t say I was the only one 🥲

    • @Thighlicious
      @Thighlicious 3 года назад

      @@thehatecommenter6191 the unnecessarity in that comment 😔

  • @ennui6419
    @ennui6419 3 года назад +208

    WHEN CORY TRIED TO PAUSE AND THE WINDOWS NOISE CAME PFFF I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH❤️

    • @crackerjack2405
      @crackerjack2405 3 года назад +8

      @Christofer Pezet we dont like self promoters

    • @LocalTaxEvader6000
      @LocalTaxEvader6000 3 года назад +1

      Chill out man

    • @maplecookie_125
      @maplecookie_125 3 года назад +2

      @@crackerjack2405 *let em have this*

    • @LAfinnablow
      @LAfinnablow 3 года назад +1

      @@maplecookie_125 u are too soft comrade
      **in Russian accent

    • @BintarSolos
      @BintarSolos 3 года назад +1

      I think we all love this man

  • @jasminejacopson9602
    @jasminejacopson9602 2 месяца назад +5

    I love how he puts a bible verse after every video ❤

  • @leahxfinity
    @leahxfinity 3 года назад +226

    “When I reach into my backpack I ain’t pullin out a book”
    The quiet kid: damn bro that’s deep

    • @loveyourself.8870
      @loveyourself.8870 3 года назад +5

      English teachers: That’s deep 😔

    • @eternalemars
      @eternalemars 3 года назад +1

      @@kababmuncher06 its not a bot-

    • @JaheemSoSaucy
      @JaheemSoSaucy 3 года назад +3

      Aye I'm asking if I could get 100 likes on my newest video(I've been grinding for a year now)
      !✌

    • @leahxfinity
      @leahxfinity 3 года назад

      @@loveyourself.8870 lmao 😭

    • @AmariZLuv
      @AmariZLuv 3 года назад +1

      @David Zavala-Zepeda bots can’t reply to comments but can make comments

  • @jakobwebb9854
    @jakobwebb9854 3 года назад +233

    Cory: “open your mouth”
    Me: nah fam I ain’t gay
    Cory: “WIDER”
    Me: *gets the hell out of Dodge*

  • @jay2d444
    @jay2d444 3 года назад +137

    Remember those creepy and sketchy intros cory made, ahh the good ole days.

  • @reflectionofmyaura
    @reflectionofmyaura 6 месяцев назад +8

    21:59 Cory went back on the chair 😂😂

  • @yerboibread4978
    @yerboibread4978 3 года назад +356

    9:16 when he called out the "dumptruck" I thought there was an actual dumptruck through the window in the back 😂

  • @cbgdula2
    @cbgdula2 3 года назад +93

    Yoooo the "You see me reaching in my bookbag, I ain't gon be pulling out a book." had me crying😂😂😂

    • @cbgdula2
      @cbgdula2 3 года назад +8

      Also the "Ur mom and Me" had me on the floor wheezing😂😂😂

    • @Naasirr_
      @Naasirr_ 3 года назад +1

      @@cbgdula2 😂😂

  • @mrolive9145
    @mrolive9145 3 года назад +237

    Bully: screaming
    Cory: he got ear powers?!

  • @WPEVILMASTERMIND666
    @WPEVILMASTERMIND666 5 месяцев назад +76

    Who is reacting to this in 2024 because he hasn’t uploaded

  • @bronskiii808
    @bronskiii808 3 года назад +229

    The part when he read the note that said “ur mom”, and then he started going off 😂

  • @freyafilth1960
    @freyafilth1960 3 года назад +115

    Thank you for choosing my video!! We love you, King Samurai! ❤️ Glad you liked it!

  • @uncledruggie669
    @uncledruggie669 3 года назад +1678

    This is an historic moment. Today is the first day in a while where he posted a Sss without delaying it.

  • @Rapeditz12
    @Rapeditz12 9 месяцев назад +6

    My thing is does cory ever get paranoid after watching these vids when its night time 😅

  • @maymelo4171
    @maymelo4171 3 года назад +393

    Why when he said “LOOK AT THAT DUMP TRUCK” I looked out the window😭😭

    • @MWADx
      @MWADx 3 года назад +10

      Ong 😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @chimchowy7834
      @chimchowy7834 3 года назад +4

      Same, I was looking out the window

    • @gamer_man1450
      @gamer_man1450 3 года назад +2

      I also looked out the window

    • @madamepaka
      @madamepaka 3 года назад +9

      right? i even turned up my brightness and was like "tf is he talking about? i can only make out part of her reflection in the window." smh, it took a few minutes...it's finals week tho.

    • @tyleespiritualasmr
      @tyleespiritualasmr 3 года назад

      Same

  • @terry3396
    @terry3396 3 года назад +312

    When Cory cracked his knuckles, I was genuinely terrified.

    • @Mrs.Todoroki-c5y
      @Mrs.Todoroki-c5y 3 года назад +6

      Same I was like 👀 how in the actual fu-

    • @PearlzPearlz
      @PearlzPearlz 3 года назад +3

      Guy can beat everyone of his fans up if he really wanted to

  • @narolovato2452
    @narolovato2452 3 года назад +638

    So we’re not gonna talk on how Cory literally jumped over his car pretty much

  • @Spinelsofficalwife
    @Spinelsofficalwife 9 месяцев назад +6

    18:11 I HAD THE SAME REACTION AS HIM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD😭😭 that animation traumatizing though

  • @willieleefrankliniii5088
    @willieleefrankliniii5088 3 года назад +265

    Cory: "I'm safe in my own house"
    Me: Thats not what your skits say

    • @Tori-iy6qh
      @Tori-iy6qh 3 года назад +8

      Facts i be like:
      umm ur skits say otherwise Cory

  • @twinzzzzyyyy
    @twinzzzzyyyy 3 года назад +224

    "I can make 10 minutes feel like 10 seconds" Cory don't be telling your girl that 😂

    • @serzano2102
      @serzano2102 3 года назад +4

      😭😭

    • @Sai-jq9jl
      @Sai-jq9jl 3 года назад +5

      wet ded ha Sey

    • @t-rexx4251
      @t-rexx4251 3 года назад +4

      💀

    • @ruin4tharoad
      @ruin4tharoad 3 года назад +3

      had me weak 😭😭

    • @demonicp4763
      @demonicp4763 3 года назад +2

      Ye he be saying it the other way round if u know what I'm sayin...

  • @donnyfantomsoc6413
    @donnyfantomsoc6413 3 года назад +162

    Cory: "Look at that dump truck back there."
    Me: "Looking endlessly through the window for the dump truck"

    • @Purple05
      @Purple05 3 года назад +6

      He was literally lookin for a dump truck 😭

    • @lellel7410
      @lellel7410 3 года назад +7

      LMFOA

    • @brandonveach150
      @brandonveach150 3 года назад +3

      had me dead

    • @Eren_Yeager507
      @Eren_Yeager507 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @user-jd9em4wh8z
      @user-jd9em4wh8z 3 года назад +2

      Bruh I didn't understand what he said, I even changed the video quality but then i found it lol

  • @sebejallow5933
    @sebejallow5933 4 месяца назад +5

    "DON'T GET IT TWISTED" Got me dead 😅😂

  • @spencerstudios2715
    @spencerstudios2715 3 года назад +82

    Dying guy: I have 7 days left
    Chris: *dabs*

  • @juicemonster8948
    @juicemonster8948 3 года назад +119

    Bruh I’m so stupid when he said “look at that dump truck back there” I legit looked out the window for a dump truck 😂🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @yes5462
    @yes5462 3 года назад +274

    Some dude: “talks about Corykenshins mom
    CoryxKenshin: turns ssjb

    • @evanxiong7070
      @evanxiong7070 3 года назад +3

      I was laughing 😂

    • @ionevenknow7029
      @ionevenknow7029 3 года назад +2

      Its SSGSS

    • @Eli.p2
      @Eli.p2 3 года назад +1

      Luvly you can say ssjb to

    • @ionevenknow7029
      @ionevenknow7029 3 года назад +2

      @@Eli.p2 realistically I never said you couldn't I was just saying its SSGSS

    • @smooth9800
      @smooth9800 3 года назад +1

      @@ionevenknow7029 realistically you just did there is no correct way to say it you can say it either way.

  • @preppywreppy7721
    @preppywreppy7721 Год назад +10

    I don’t care what anyone says, Cory and Victoria should be a couple like DAMN HE EVEN MENTIONED HOW SHE LOOKED GOOD IN THAT DRESS 23:24 it’s like the only ship I support

    • @Christian.goes.crazy.
      @Christian.goes.crazy. Год назад +4

      THATS WHAT IM SAYINGGG lmao i just now realized this rewatching his videos 😭 they would look good together fr

    • @grabmybat
      @grabmybat 10 месяцев назад +2

      victoria is married though 😭

    • @deandanielle
      @deandanielle 7 месяцев назад +1

      Absolutely not

    • @kyralowry4708
      @kyralowry4708 24 дня назад

      ​@@deandanielle😂yeah

  • @kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915
    @kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915 3 года назад +112

    Cory: “Looks like you’re running a bit late”
    Me: well, yeah, I’m one minute late-

  • @Browny.850
    @Browny.850 3 года назад +233

    “Don’t show up late again” - Cory Kenshin
    Ngl that was scary never do that again please

    • @aniyahill7792
      @aniyahill7792 3 года назад +1

      🥲🤣

    • @weewoo7202
      @weewoo7202 3 года назад +1

      I’m a day late- I’m not gonna be late again that was scary

    • @kpupx0_04
      @kpupx0_04 3 года назад +1

      Also cory 21:46

    • @k.hkrazy225
      @k.hkrazy225 3 года назад +1

      @@weewoo7202 facts

  • @masoncollins9234
    @masoncollins9234 3 года назад +214

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    Cory: his finger is so deep

    • @jordantriste738
      @jordantriste738 3 года назад +2

      LOL after that he said
      Pause?

    • @jordantriste738
      @jordantriste738 3 года назад +1

      @Alexis Walshaw ......

    • @jocha_
      @jocha_ 3 года назад +1

      𝗣 𝗔 𝗨 𝗦 𝗘

    • @hiju4160
      @hiju4160 3 года назад +1

      My mind went somewhere else lol

    • @shei00986
      @shei00986 3 года назад +1

      @@hiju4160 LMFAOOO 😭 y’all have some dirty ass minds-

  • @tatum1661
    @tatum1661 8 месяцев назад +7

    i have no idea why I'm torching myself to watch these vids at night. i feel like some of these creatures are gonna pull my feet in bed bruh

  • @jaslin.aguilar
    @jaslin.aguilar 3 года назад +320

    Cory: Your mo-
    *life flashes before his eyes*
    ...
    *GDNSUJSKSIDJJDJJR*

  • @iamamena3e751
    @iamamena3e751 3 года назад +199

    Cory doesn't realize how much better he makes quarantine when he uploads.

  • @reesjames7037
    @reesjames7037 3 года назад +125

    18:06 cory like: AYOOO THIS FAMILY FRIENDLY

  • @raven-chan2071
    @raven-chan2071 3 месяца назад +3

    I’ve never screamed or been scared by any SSS before this one but this Animal Crossing one was actually scary

  • @randomact8572
    @randomact8572 3 года назад +245

    When he said look at that dump truck back there, why did I closely examine the window lol

    • @meh4371
      @meh4371 3 года назад +8

      To be fair I didn't get it for a few seconds either, knowing full well it's another random new thing to call a big butt "dump truck" (technically Sisqo did that a long time ago).

    • @yourlocaldruggie9555
      @yourlocaldruggie9555 3 года назад +5

      lmao!

    • @nampizza6561
      @nampizza6561 3 года назад +1

      lol same

    • @vahnproductions
      @vahnproductions 3 года назад +2

      Same

  • @bredanator4346
    @bredanator4346 3 года назад +208

    “He got ear powers?”-CoryXkenshin “2020”

    • @1DJ_416
      @1DJ_416 3 года назад +1

      No matter what Cory video you will always find this pointless comment.

    • @hydration2508
      @hydration2508 3 года назад

      We gone slide through the fact he jumped over his car

    • @ishh2063
      @ishh2063 3 года назад

      @@hydration2508 you cute bro 😏

  • @siinotheem
    @siinotheem 3 года назад +248

    Nobody:
    Cory: Look at that DUMPTRUCK back there

    • @TKMMA_
      @TKMMA_ 3 года назад +2

      It’s true

    • @neat0373
      @neat0373 3 года назад +2

      Hey Arnold

    • @siinotheem
      @siinotheem 3 года назад +1

      @Ps Now yeah I don’t go to church no more I don’t know if god is real at all let me handle this alone

  • @RebeccaOjeda-m4z
    @RebeccaOjeda-m4z 4 месяца назад +3

    I'm sorry but when he was leaning in to tell that other person (21:56) right before he said it I got an add for "cover girl" and it was perfect timing 🤣🤣

  • @sequoiasanders4584
    @sequoiasanders4584 3 года назад +162

    When Cory kept saying “And that one” over and over, it reminded me of that Spongebob episode when Mr Krabs was saying “And the next day” over and over lol

  • @myankleneedsvitamind339
    @myankleneedsvitamind339 3 года назад +81

    When cory uploads 2 times in a day:
    *Everyone liked that*

  • @kingtj8773
    @kingtj8773 3 года назад +400

    Moral of story: Don’t mess with the quiet kid

    • @user-su4eq6xt3b
      @user-su4eq6xt3b 3 года назад +20

      Moral of the story : Don't mess with the quiet kid *unless you want a school shooting to happen* .-.

    • @anarlehock
      @anarlehock 3 года назад +2

      I hate the scene that the kid gives him the paper

    • @LocalTaxEvader6000
      @LocalTaxEvader6000 3 года назад +3

      He might have an AK74

    • @JohnDoe-qj3om
      @JohnDoe-qj3om 3 года назад +2

      @@user-su4eq6xt3b thats the joke dude

    • @jonathanbeltran6729
      @jonathanbeltran6729 3 года назад +1

      @@user-su4eq6xt3b yup

  • @The-FlashYT1
    @The-FlashYT1 Месяц назад +2

    0:26 I thought for a sec he was gonna say wouldn’t be me if I didn’t loot 🤣🤣🤣🤣 shout out to Berleezy 💯💯

  • @not_joemama2736
    @not_joemama2736 3 года назад +78

    Cory: *"Every Sunday-"*
    Samurai: *"Is it really though?"*

  • @AraCrimson
    @AraCrimson 3 года назад +270

    If this man doesn’t drop a shirt that says “freak you think you thought” I’m gonna flip out

    • @hyp3_kyan489
      @hyp3_kyan489 3 года назад +5

      F-f-f-faxxx📠

    • @shantysencion8069
      @shantysencion8069 3 года назад +1

      Omg that would be awesome

    • @vikinggamer7727
      @vikinggamer7727 3 года назад

      You must know he has to take a break from all of the OTHER 1000 merch he has done, CHILL

    • @drpepperlover502
      @drpepperlover502 3 года назад +2

      @@vikinggamer7727 everybody chilling.

    • @epikduccboi24
      @epikduccboi24 3 года назад +1

      @@drpepperlover502 👁👅👁👍🏻 I'm chilling while eating a popsicle

  • @LPSberries
    @LPSberries 3 года назад +398

    “Wanna be the cool kid at school or not??”
    *cory majority of schools are closed-*