Life Story: Me VS Bugs

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @DingoDoodles
    @DingoDoodles  5 лет назад +3822

    Since I’m major stoked about Crunchyroll what anime should I check out there? >o>
    I need some more to watch while I wait for Doctor Stone episodes to come out….

  • @linlupin
    @linlupin 5 лет назад +3249

    I've personally witnessed a few junebugs fly directly into the fire while camping before
    How do they still exist

    • @alexisross9343
      @alexisross9343 5 лет назад +185

      Why do you think there's SO MANY

    • @nefhelimwhat609
      @nefhelimwhat609 5 лет назад +259

      One word:
      Sex

    • @naenaemister5048
      @naenaemister5048 5 лет назад +64

      So fire works

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 5 лет назад +185

      Save on brainpower, put that energy into making 50 million babies.

    • @jtrex2249
      @jtrex2249 5 лет назад +138

      I'm shocked they're in Canada. It honestly confuses the HELL out of me!!! I grew up *hating* them in HOUSTON TEXAS. Like how does such a shitty bug not only live, but be like "115 degree swamp with hurricanes. Meh." Other june bugs "cold as hell winters. Meh." *they all fly into water and fire and die*

  • @Chickenslovakia
    @Chickenslovakia 5 лет назад +627

    June bugs tend fly into my MASSIVE FORHEAD and just... die
    They commit suicide on my GIGANTIC, HUMONGOUS FOREHEAD

    • @hargeongreen435
      @hargeongreen435 5 лет назад +16

      Oh, is that you, Mr.Forehead? (Ace attorney apollo justice ref)

    • @Chickenslovakia
      @Chickenslovakia 5 лет назад +11

      @@hargeongreen435 I've been meaning to play Ace Attorney, is it binge-play worthy?

    • @paintbrushjr.8312
      @paintbrushjr.8312 5 лет назад +10

      @@Chickenslovakia Yes and no. I recommend spacing out the games since you'll start to get burned out if you do too many too fast.

    • @Chickenslovakia
      @Chickenslovakia 5 лет назад +5

      @@paintbrushjr.8312 Got it
      I'll put that on the list with Dragon Quest 10 and 11, Persona 3 and 4, and Pokemon Snap lmao

    • @michaelvineyard9456
      @michaelvineyard9456 5 лет назад +3

      I have seen them fly on a barb on a barbed wire fence.

  • @robinscompass5951
    @robinscompass5951 5 лет назад +171

    4:11 we have mayflies in some parts in America, and they die after 1 goddam day of being out, and one time I was at my grandmas with my brother, and we went to go swim in the lake nearby, and it was fully blanketed in mayflies and you couldn’t see the water beneath their corpses. So the only logical thing to do, was for me and my brother to swim in the dead mayflies.
    Intelligence 100

    • @brittanylegg6410
      @brittanylegg6410 5 лет назад

      You discovered where Dingo’s fears mated.

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 лет назад

      SAME I’ve seen a lake like that before.

    • @Zmanwarrior
      @Zmanwarrior 5 лет назад

      Went camping near the shores of Lake Erie one weekend a few years back.
      The day after all the mayflies bred.
      ...
      Yep.

    • @hboy97
      @hboy97 5 лет назад

      I Live right near lake Erie, AND LET ME TELL YOU... I refuse to mow the lawn when it is May fly season, or Midge season. similar bugs, but small with fuzzy antennas. Will hide in the grass and rise up to swarm you if you so much as come withing 10 ft. of them. Only way to deal with them... stay inside.

    • @anyataylor5333
      @anyataylor5333 5 лет назад

      Well, apparently where I’m living we have Horseflies. Those guys are freakin HUGE, I have been living in this area for almost 3-4 years but this summer is the first time I’ve ever seen them. One of them was crawling from my sister’s hat to her hair, and she was totally still hopping she wouldn’t get bit.

  • @stormcry8202
    @stormcry8202 3 года назад +169

    Trust me Dingo, it can ALWAYS BE WORSE when it comes to bugs. I volunteered to help clean up my old scout camp, because I had so many great times there. So I signed up for the weekend. We had to bunk in the forest ranger house at the edge of the camp, and we all slept in a few rooms on metal bunk beds. I had a great time, and felt good to be back at camp after so many years. I went home after, and for a month I had no problems until I started getting mosquito bites on the tops of my feet. At least that was what I thought they were, as it was summer, and I often kick off the covers while I sleep. I kept having this mosquito problem for 2 weeks, and it wasn't until I went to change the sheets that my life went from Def Con 5 to Def Con 1!!!!!!! I HAD BED BUGS!!!!!!!! I had to throw out 90% of my stuff. Goodbye bed, goodbye clothes, goodbye decent night's sleep for MONTHS. I got a storage compartment to store everything else I owned, so that I could CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN, and everything I owned went into plastic bags in the HOT August summer, for those little bastards to die. I had zero stuff for 6 weeks, I had to buy all new clothes, bed, linen. I slept in the basement next to the washing machine on an air mattress for 6 weeks because I needed to have the areas professionally cleaned and fumigated( Nuke them from orbit, it's the ONLY way to be sure :)
    The bill came to 2000$, plus I needed to buy all my stuff again, and pay for the storage. So I think I paid 4,000$ for everything, maybe 5k. So the moral of the story is: IT CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE!!!

    • @willandersen3695
      @willandersen3695 3 года назад +10

      Yikes

    • @user-uq4xj7uy2y
      @user-uq4xj7uy2y 3 года назад +12

      God bless you. You're a trooper.

    • @flaneIIe
      @flaneIIe 3 года назад +7

      i went to the lake and got like
      20 BUG BITES OR SOMETHING IDK WHAT THEY WERE
      and nobody else got any :,)

    • @932ForeverLove
      @932ForeverLove 9 месяцев назад +1

      That is very heartbreaking

  • @oswaldpenny
    @oswaldpenny 5 лет назад +435

    humans: we killed the sabertooth tigers, we are amazing hunters who have dominated every huge beast and-
    bug:
    humans: JJKHJUDSASDFGKGG

    • @brittanylegg6410
      @brittanylegg6410 5 лет назад +9

      Who else stops to sound out nonsensical strings of letters?

    • @oswaldpenny
      @oswaldpenny 5 лет назад +8

      @@brittanylegg6410 sees bug: j j k h j u d s a s d f g k g g

    • @jackfoxx6351
      @jackfoxx6351 5 лет назад +15

      we have built city destroying missiles, that can travel across oceans to rea-.... is that a roach??!!
      run away!!!!

    • @brittanylegg6410
      @brittanylegg6410 5 лет назад +3

      Diamond Apple drawz I try to read it out as if it’s a word, haha.

    • @pokepoke1889
      @pokepoke1889 4 года назад +1

      Literal truth

  • @crookedhood4610
    @crookedhood4610 5 лет назад +223

    *Dingo pulls out torch*
    Ah, I see.
    *GOBLINSLAYER FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*

  • @Slackerhun
    @Slackerhun 5 лет назад +427

    I love how you literally drew the June Bugs as rock with wings, legs and a face.

    • @Anduril74871
      @Anduril74871 5 лет назад +10

      They almost are! They throw themselves relentlessly at everything!

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 года назад +4

      Their survival mechanism almost seems to be like "just make enough of ourselves and any enemies we have will get bored/full/leave before they get through all of us!"

    • @Treeth
      @Treeth 2 года назад

      Because they are

    • @HikariHellion
      @HikariHellion 2 года назад

      That's basically what June Bugs are

  • @abysmalace1399
    @abysmalace1399 3 года назад +220

    It's kinda hard to believe that dingo has been around for 3 years. Feels like just yesterday when made her first video. They grow up so fast...

  • @LilithVWinter
    @LilithVWinter 5 лет назад +127

    June bugs are the best. They are so derpy. Thunk thunk thunk into everything.
    But ear wigs so so terrifying. I blame star trek 2.

    • @Ectava
      @Ectava 5 лет назад +4

      June bugs are horrid. They land on you and stick in your hair with their nasty stick stickem' feet. They also stick to window screens....and die there and when you try and move their lifeless husks their legs stay behind. BLECH on June bugs.

    • @hikikomochi3945
      @hikikomochi3945 5 лет назад

      Until they fly into your ear

    • @dominusvolpus8031
      @dominusvolpus8031 2 года назад

      Okay, Star Trek 2 is soooo goood, its not as good as the first one but its awesome

  • @SurnameName
    @SurnameName 5 лет назад +132

    "Butterflies"
    * Shows The Mighty Monarch *
    Yusssssss

  • @gabedragon3383
    @gabedragon3383 5 лет назад +217

    When you're camping
    Bugs: You dare challenge me in my own realm!

    • @jaden_korr4122
      @jaden_korr4122 5 лет назад +4

      Me: Say hello to my little friend.
      *pulls out can of 40+ Deet bug repellent*

    • @diegovera1353
      @diegovera1353 5 лет назад +7

      “Ah, so you’re approaching me.. Instead of running away you’re approaching me?

    • @davidsalias
      @davidsalias 5 лет назад +2

      I was camping and one night woke up to find the tent covered... COVERED... in mosquitoes. I could see them in the moonlight, they were practically wing to wing. They were looking at me. All you could hear was that buzz. It was like a zombie movie. Only the zombies can fly and they suck blood. So vampire zombies. Totally like that episode of One Punch Man. Oh yeah, Dingo Doodles watch One Punch Man despite the lack of spiky hair.

    • @forgetfuldullahan5468
      @forgetfuldullahan5468 5 лет назад

      you dare challenge Gerki, in his own realm? I WILL NOT BE BESTED, I AM GERKI, LORD OF COIN!

  • @matthewparker2145
    @matthewparker2145 4 года назад +173

    The part that made me laugh the most was when they blocked out the sun

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 3 года назад +4

      I got extremely terrified at that part

    • @bash3799
      @bash3799 3 года назад +1

      That is very funny

    • @miles820
      @miles820 3 года назад

      Ya sameXD

    • @mictheartist7991
      @mictheartist7991 3 года назад +6

      The fact that they could freaking do that is beyond fascinating and horrifying

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 года назад +2

      Land of the... maple... hockey... beavers.

  • @Elliphaz
    @Elliphaz 5 лет назад +635

    friend: bug spray is effective.
    me: bug spray flamethrower is even more effective.

    • @zoid7
      @zoid7 5 лет назад +4

      The not flame thrower bye elon musk is even better

    • @norfemignissius4936
      @norfemignissius4936 5 лет назад +3

      Until they start using it against other humans. Yeah we had severals people getting injured almost every week (with blood and all) and I changed school.
      Also a huge number of broken glasses.

    • @aerospaceaxolotl5817
      @aerospaceaxolotl5817 5 лет назад +8

      Friend: bug spray is effective
      Me: bug spray flamethrower is even more effective
      Friend: but--
      Me: FIRE TYPE IS STRONG AGAINST BUG TYPE!!!

    • @TornadoZX825
      @TornadoZX825 5 лет назад +1

      It's super effective

    • @Wolfers-iu9jh
      @Wolfers-iu9jh 5 лет назад +1

      Elliphaz indeed it is young child, indeed it is

  • @heyitsjustaz
    @heyitsjustaz 5 лет назад +70

    If it makes you feel better, I was at a family reunion in Nova Scotia watching Lord of the Rings with my cousin for the first time.
    I still don't know how the first movie ends because a pair of june bugs got in and we simply could not focus on anything but these horrifying kamikaze beetle-moth chimeras.

  • @whamaster6735
    @whamaster6735 4 года назад +233

    so... Dingo's entire family is made up of D&D characters that stash torches where you wouldn't think there to be torches.

  • @LoveAhiru
    @LoveAhiru 2 года назад +12

    I wanted to share my horror story with bugs.
    Since moving out on my own I've lived mostly on apartments built during the 60s. But one time i had to move into a newer built apartment, probably built during 2010.
    Thing is it was a very cool apartment. I felt very modern and all. But then there were the bugs. The whole ass apartment complex were infested with these Silverfishes.
    In my other apartments i would find them in the bathroom or occasionally in the kitchen sink. Put down a trap and be done with them.
    However in this apartment the little shits where everywhere. I would find them in my cooking ware, on my ceiling, walls and all around everywhere. I hated living there because by month three i was noticing i couldn't feel clean. The bastard never died even when i call the exterminator. They still popped up now and then and in the end i had to live there for over a year before i could find a new place.
    Even after that time i would find the little critters when i was unpacking my moving boxes. Thankfully dead but i was so fucking done with them by now

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 лет назад +255

    The June Bugs were just trying to keep things nice and dark for you so you could get some extra sleep. You know, being considerate, since you were the guest in their home.

    • @Remoniq
      @Remoniq 5 лет назад +38

      If it were up to wasps they would burn down the tent in the middle of the night, all the while they took bets on what would happen.

    • @totallycrazystudios1801
      @totallycrazystudios1801 5 лет назад +20

      Junebugs have the best manners of the bug world

    • @iwistudio7337
      @iwistudio7337 5 лет назад +10

      Drunk little bugers tryn to be nice cute

    • @mladen7641
      @mladen7641 5 лет назад +3

      No, this is my home, I rule it now.

    • @sheriffbutterball7824
      @sheriffbutterball7824 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah but ten am?

  • @ethanulep4298
    @ethanulep4298 5 лет назад +339

    Catch and release???
    More like
    Catch and YEEET

    • @garryconrad2852
      @garryconrad2852 5 лет назад +6

      Me: catches bug
      Me: smashes bug on table
      YEET

  • @starridreams4653
    @starridreams4653 4 года назад +655

    Here’s my agreement with bugs:
    Bug stay away,
    Bug live another day.
    Bug start climbing up,
    Bug get trapped in cup.
    Bug attack,
    Bug get thwack.

    • @Iputtheunctionalinfunctional
      @Iputtheunctionalinfunctional 4 года назад +16

      Bugs that live no more than 24 hours: ahAH I see you've FAILED to keep me away! Ataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
      You: * thwack bug * >:3
      The bug: oh... Well I only had 2 hours to live anyway! I will die as a herooooooooooooooooooooo * le ded * XP

    • @mindybayes5652
      @mindybayes5652 4 года назад +4

      @@Iputtheunctionalinfunctional actually a lot of common bugs live longer than a year.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 года назад +5

      @@mindybayes5652 this is specifically for the bugs who dont

    • @Iputtheunctionalinfunctional
      @Iputtheunctionalinfunctional 4 года назад +1

      @@mindybayes5652 ye

    • @mindybayes5652
      @mindybayes5652 4 года назад

      @@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 so like a fruit fly?

  • @CyanicCore
    @CyanicCore 2 года назад +9

    This might be the one fear I've (almost) come to terms with. The house I was raised in is relatively new, but for 20+ years has had chronic silverfish. You know, almost furry, but long? They've gotten pretty bad, but that Junebug incident is a reminder it could always be worse. At some point after freaking out over any for years (especially spiders, which also never failto appear), something switched. If I'm outside, it's fine now, to the point where they can almost be interesting. However, if it's inside, small (, and preferably on the floor)... all plans become postponed until whatever's 'intruding' has been taken care of.

  • @Omega0850
    @Omega0850 5 лет назад +138

    Dingo: "There were bugs covering our tent, blocking out the sun!"
    Me: "Great! So you could fight in the shade!"

  • @perryholley6005
    @perryholley6005 5 лет назад +56

    "Ah, so this is my Hell."
    You have my sympathy regarding the earwigs. They're thankfully rare in my neck of the woods, but still a pain in the posterior to deal with when they do show up.

    • @matthewking5708
      @matthewking5708 5 лет назад +4

      They are truly some of the most disgusting, horrible, terrible creatures to ever sneak across this planet.

  • @randomdude-xq3yk
    @randomdude-xq3yk 5 лет назад +158

    So, you didn't think I wasn't gonna catch that yamcaha reference at 2:42.
    Well u we're wrong😂

  • @cloudymew
    @cloudymew 4 года назад +1

    Yeh we're the same. I'm terrified of a lot of bugs, especially grasshoppers/crickets or those bugs that fly/jump. I love ladybugs aswell.

  • @nooneinparticular5256
    @nooneinparticular5256 5 лет назад +205

    "[A moth is] like a butterfly, but without a moral center." -Pupa Mario
    BTW Dingo, have you ever heard of Lucas the Spider? It's actually really cute!

    • @vocalshogun4662
      @vocalshogun4662 5 лет назад +4

      Remember when pupa mario said that the children must not be allowed to sleep?

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 5 лет назад

      @@vocalshogun4662 Yep. Though I found that to be much more bearable than the 'under cooked Luigi' bit.

    • @ObsessedwithZelda2
      @ObsessedwithZelda2 5 лет назад +2

      Sorry stranger, I feel the unrelenting need to burden you with the information, that as an arachnophobe, Lucas still gets to me. I am never safe

    • @User1973-s2y
      @User1973-s2y 5 лет назад +2

      Lucas the spider is so CUTE! But moths are NOT!

    • @sabine7011
      @sabine7011 5 лет назад +1

      Bubberflah

  • @carbide8215
    @carbide8215 5 лет назад +419

    Me watches vid and laughs at your fear
    (Me)*sees cockroach*
    Aah....I see

    • @mattiasjohannorglaan2967
      @mattiasjohannorglaan2967 5 лет назад +5

      i mean cockroaches are a on a whole different. In a recent study it was founf they are even becoming toxin resistant so oof.

    • @carbide8215
      @carbide8215 5 лет назад +4

      Mattias Johann Orglaan NO...I WILL ANNIHILATE THEM ALL....*wispers*.......................................I will find a way

    • @parkingturtle
      @parkingturtle 5 лет назад +6

      Cockroach: *starts flying*

    • @MasterSilvertongue
      @MasterSilvertongue 5 лет назад +6

      @@parkingturtle *Fear intensifies* Ah... I see...

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony 5 лет назад +3

      @@mattiasjohannorglaan2967 you're joking...

  • @BingusOrFloppa123
    @BingusOrFloppa123 5 лет назад +242

    I barely noticed the crunchyroll app is an anime eye even if I had it a long time ago

    • @terrycoster4700
      @terrycoster4700 5 лет назад +3

      How did you not 😩

    • @nathaniel6150
      @nathaniel6150 5 лет назад +6

      Oh my god I never realized😂 wow I’m stupid... but thank you, you have opened my... EYES. Ba dum tshh

    • @ba3ty
      @ba3ty 5 лет назад +1

      It isnt.

    • @slashermaster28
      @slashermaster28 5 лет назад +1

      Huh, all this time, I thought it was a moon.

    • @theanimedude1000
      @theanimedude1000 5 лет назад +4

      Oh, I thought it was like a sushi roll??

  • @Yaboyazrael
    @Yaboyazrael 5 лет назад +91

    Our June bugs will blot out the sun.
    Dingo: Then we shall camp in the shade.

  • @nataniel1002
    @nataniel1002 5 лет назад +243

    Me: *opens window*
    Every single bug in a 400 mile radius: It's free real estate.

    • @bambimonstahh
      @bambimonstahh 4 года назад +4

      That was exactly the case when I had a window with no screen for a while. There are like 10 bugs still stuck to the walls of my room to this day 😂

  • @forgetfuldullahan5468
    @forgetfuldullahan5468 5 лет назад +103

    goes "ah, i see" while pulling out a torch.
    like father like daughter i see.

  • @ssmp38237
    @ssmp38237 2 года назад +3

    dingo: talks about how scary all these harmless, non-venous bugs are
    me: laughs in Australian

    • @Giosuke_Giogashikata
      @Giosuke_Giogashikata 3 месяца назад

      How do you live in Australia with all of the wildlife that actively wants to kill you?

  • @e_cats8090
    @e_cats8090 4 года назад +463

    Dingo: I *HATE* moths
    TheOdd1sOut: *so you’ve chosen death*

    • @andrew420ism
      @andrew420ism 4 года назад +5

      I watched TheOdd1sOut's video :)

    • @jaykupthereal
      @jaykupthereal 4 года назад +4

      ILiveFor TheChaos then why did you reply on this

    • @rubyj3287
      @rubyj3287 4 года назад +1

      @@jaykupthereal I honestly don't know.

    • @molab2845
      @molab2845 4 года назад +3

      @@rubyj3287 dont be rude they are all good!

    • @rubyj3287
      @rubyj3287 4 года назад +2

      @@molab2845 Yeah. I'm sorry. I think I was just in a bad mood when I made that comment.

  • @salem-01
    @salem-01 4 года назад +56

    1:23 I have a phobia of picking roses, want to know why?
    When I was little I was so young and innocent and we have this patch of roses near our house so I was like: ‘I’M GONNA GO PICK FLOWERS! YAY’
    I picked a flower, and all the petals fell off (probably because I was being really rough) and this giant ass earwig just fell out of the flower. I was screaming, and I could still see the bug because I was on my deck when all the petals fell off. My mum came out and was like ‘What is it? What is it?’ And I point at the earwig, still in shock. She just looked down and was like: ‘So... You weren’t being attacked?’
    At this point I just ran inside and I have never touched a rose since.

  • @BelligerentPenguin
    @BelligerentPenguin 5 лет назад +137

    "Be nice to bugs, *because one day they'll rule us all."*
    Me: *nervously checks the multiple flyswatters placed in strategic locations around my house*

  • @ghostroast807
    @ghostroast807 4 года назад +5

    Dingo can’t fail to make me laugh

  • @fluffypuff766
    @fluffypuff766 5 лет назад +86

    3 year old Dingo watching anime: I'm a brave kid...
    Dingo as she sees the Earwig: nOT A BRAVE ENOUGH KID FOR THIS!!!

  • @sarahvilardi3071
    @sarahvilardi3071 5 лет назад +353

    Okay but
    "I was wrong. I'm tiny frail and scared" needs to be a reaction meme

  • @JasonLudeli
    @JasonLudeli 5 лет назад +70

    How did you make me giggle like a maniac by just describing a June bug?

  • @cyborg_ninja2595
    @cyborg_ninja2595 4 года назад +121

    Dingo: “Brain, *No!”*
    Dingo’s brain: “Brain, *YES!”*

    • @angelmartine8645
      @angelmartine8645 3 года назад

      Earwics are in California too

    • @angelmartine8645
      @angelmartine8645 3 года назад

      There a little common

    • @snazzysaturn1865
      @snazzysaturn1865 3 года назад

      I don’t know it this is a reference to team four star but to air on the safe side I’ll give you a like

    • @cyborg_ninja2595
      @cyborg_ninja2595 3 года назад

      @@snazzysaturn1865 I’ve never heard of that but thanks!

  • @rinco1532
    @rinco1532 5 лет назад +89

    EARWIGS ARE A PAIN IN THE BUTT
    They sprout out of nowhere everywhere... my brazilian brain can't handle the fear of these encounters

    • @keykylasofandros5501
      @keykylasofandros5501 5 лет назад

      sorte que no sul nao tem essas porra, se eu visse um eu tacaria fogo em tudo

    • @rinco1532
      @rinco1532 5 лет назад

      @@keykylasofandros5501 eu vivo em porto alegre ent...

  • @ThatSocialMoth
    @ThatSocialMoth 5 лет назад +271

    Morning brain:
    - is thing
    -is on bed
    -is food
    - is eat
    - Is DEmOn?! WhYyYyY?!!

  • @urban1337
    @urban1337 5 лет назад +54

    “The only good bug is a dead bug” -Starship Troopers

  • @GTEKnox
    @GTEKnox 2 года назад +1

    FINALLY. SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAS A FEAR OF BUGS. I DONT CARE IF THEY CANT HURT ME, THEY'RE STILL MY BIGGEST FEAR, DAD. (i dont mind caterpillars, lightning bugs, ladybugs, and butterflies. but going to summer camp gave me an automatic reaction to anything that feels like its crawling on me, or any relative itch, i scratch it like a madman. oh, and i nearly had a panic attack at my last summer camp when someone threw their at at a wall of mayflies and horseflies, and i immediately curled up into a ball, started crying, and yelled "STOP!". *this was 2 months ago* [yes i am on my dad's account])

  • @APOYOSC
    @APOYOSC 5 лет назад +251

    How bugs were created:
    Satan: Can I create an animal?
    Jesus: Fine, but just one.
    Satan: *Creates Bugs*
    Jesus: Ah, *Takes Fire* I see

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 лет назад +12

      Satan created one animal that has billions of species? Sounds about right.

    • @xvx_cooldude69_xvx43
      @xvx_cooldude69_xvx43 5 лет назад +16

      Jesus didn’t die for our sins he died to get away from the fucking bugs

    • @justagremlin0
      @justagremlin0 5 лет назад +6

      Says the banana slug-

    • @seanmcfadden3712
      @seanmcfadden3712 5 лет назад +4

      Have you seen the "God Creates Things" series by P.M.Seymour? The full series binge video is just under an hour long, and it is fun.

    • @diegovera1353
      @diegovera1353 5 лет назад +3

      The only bugs created by satan are mosquitos, the others are children of jesus

  • @halfLime
    @halfLime 5 лет назад +56

    you were so... animated in this one!
    low hanging fruit aside, it was a super enjoyable to watch! i'm glad to see you opening up more!

  • @patooti7194
    @patooti7194 5 лет назад +666

    Dingo Doodles: I hate moths
    Theoddonesout: You just made a very unstable enemy.

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 года назад +14

      Not Harry

    • @Toxicslaughter444
      @Toxicslaughter444 4 года назад +6

      True

    • @aidanconner1251
      @aidanconner1251 4 года назад +6

      Hail harry

    • @yournameyourlastname7979
      @yournameyourlastname7979 4 года назад +3

      She plays can’t catch hairy with theodd1sout gets the moth throws is at him he catches it throws it at her knocking her out she find the moth when she wakes up almost going to eat it sorry it’s to long I was bored

    • @akaDowntime
      @akaDowntime 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 3 года назад +7

    4:13 This sounds like a job for *THE FLAMER, THE HEAVY FLAMER*

  • @accordiongoose4635
    @accordiongoose4635 4 года назад +207

    June bugs: those bois who fly into my Gatorade even thougn I haven’t opened it

    • @ari5441
      @ari5441 3 года назад +9

      June bugs are blind and they use sound and smell to navigate but some are deaf

    • @shock-1048
      @shock-1048 3 года назад

      Facts

    • @helonanton5929
      @helonanton5929 3 года назад

      reminds me of when my mom had moth in her orange juice and idk how

  • @nsane9998
    @nsane9998 5 лет назад +137

    Bugs came from the deepest pits of hell to terrorize Satan himself. Wasps in particular are my bane.

    • @Nopedynopenope72736
      @Nopedynopenope72736 5 лет назад +2

      Ladybugs and butterflies are cute tho

    • @nsane9998
      @nsane9998 5 лет назад

      @@Nopedynopenope72736 True, they're the exceptions.

    • @moonlightriver1607
      @moonlightriver1607 5 лет назад +3

      There are wasps called “raspberry crowns”, which are also a dessert, which makes me sad

    • @vegaskatus
      @vegaskatus 5 лет назад +3

      I got stung by a wasp on my shin while at a park in Japan. Before that I had no fear of bugs at all. ::shiver::

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 5 лет назад +6

      Wasps are the bane of everything.

  • @Darkcyndermaya
    @Darkcyndermaya 5 лет назад +65

    Bugs are fine until they are on your body. Yeah I live in Michigan and I see June bugs a lot.
    But; Mothra is a good gril.

    • @clodcat5550
      @clodcat5550 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t know if you spelt girl wrong on purpose.

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 5 лет назад +1

      @@clodcat5550
      Yes I did.

  • @canvas.......
    @canvas....... 4 года назад

    I can relate. I have the same problem with bugs, I REALLY hate stink bugs or flying bugs that have a buzzing noise. Then I just book it to the other side of the house I’m in. It really sucks.
    It’s like kill as many bugs in ur life and u win. Congratulations! U win MORE bugs!!
    Good luck Dingo.

  • @kashaf2208
    @kashaf2208 4 года назад +146

    Dingo: bug on my leg?
    Well, *TIME TO GO BOWLING*

  • @creativelydumb7442
    @creativelydumb7442 4 года назад +75

    I lived in Canada my whole life, and never have I ever seen a June bug fly.

    • @WhosAmbit
      @WhosAmbit 4 года назад +3

      I've seen one on a table while camping, but I didn't see it fly, because I got the hell outta there because big insects are creepy.

    • @tranvietphu1298
      @tranvietphu1298 4 года назад

      Antscanada: so do you watch my videos =/???

    • @Bavra
      @Bavra 4 года назад

      Tran Viet Phu laughs in Exotics Lair

    • @lumindoeseverything7403
      @lumindoeseverything7403 4 года назад +6

      Dingo's description of Uncoordinated dopey flying rock is fairly accurate. Those things will slam into anything at full force. And like moths they go after lights so you will just hear them bouncing off the light fixture and the wall nearby

    • @bluejays6223
      @bluejays6223 4 года назад +2

      Yea cuz your less likely to find one In Canada then in America, sorry aboot dat

  • @TenaciousOther
    @TenaciousOther 5 лет назад +34

    1:23 she's not playing about the earwigs in the drink thing, I did a spit take across the living room when I found one in my soda once

    • @mitchellbonds766
      @mitchellbonds766 5 лет назад +4

      My mom accidentally made "earwig tea" once by not checking her cup before pouring the kettle.

    • @actuallyjustadumpster
      @actuallyjustadumpster 5 лет назад +3

      WHY DID I CHECK THE REPLIES!?

  • @kvnfinalspace0729
    @kvnfinalspace0729 3 года назад +1

    We have earwigs here in Texas too and there’s a lot of them they mostly show up if you don’t clean for a while,but I clean so I don’t see them often

  • @mathgeek2105
    @mathgeek2105 5 лет назад +78

    Bug:just chillin on the ceiling
    My imagination:*begins to load shotgun*

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 5 лет назад +3

      your imagination? i literally keep a loaded air powered varmint gun in my bedroom because of the giant ass brown recluse spiders that have been popping up...

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 5 лет назад

      @@dreamwolf7302 Nerfs and Not-Nerfs of the ball variety are great for that: the balls are a lot more accurate and a lot better at actually hitting bugs instead of wafting them out of the way

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 5 лет назад

      @@evernewb2073 my airgun fires a spread of 8 #7 gameshot pellets (small BBs). you load the pellets into a false cartridge, and when you pull the trigger the CO2 canister releases a portion of its load, and fires the pellets.
      Rather than a single projectile, i have 8.

  • @f0w0xx
    @f0w0xx 5 лет назад +377

    almost everyone: *eats normal food*
    Dingo Doodles: *eats moths*

  • @ashoka_tano8309
    @ashoka_tano8309 5 лет назад +438

    Me after the video:
    "Feels itch"
    Me:
    Slaps leg uncontrollably

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 Год назад +1

    Once, my family went camping for the summer. We were in the wild for weeks. It was great. I saw giant dragonflies, tiny butterflies, and fireflies. Then, we came home and I opened our sliding door. It had not been opened for weeks, and earwigs had decided to settle in the top of it.
    The earwigs were like, an inch away from falling into my hair. I screamed.

  • @reneeluzt8173
    @reneeluzt8173 4 года назад +219

    "Im tiny,scared, and frail" has me rolling on the ground

    • @frederiksd
      @frederiksd 4 года назад

      "I'm TIny, frail and scared" Is the right order. But just something trivial.

  • @coffeeandcloaks9807
    @coffeeandcloaks9807 5 лет назад +68

    I used to live in rule New York with my older brother. He has an afro. We had a lice outbreak at school so my brother decide to shave off afro In question. We ended up not finding any lies..... We found dead wood Beatles

  • @zamu2
    @zamu2 5 лет назад +18

    One time, I was at Barnes and Noble looking through the manga and one caught my interest. Dr. Stone. A couple weeks or a month pass and suddenly there's an anime coming out. Stuff like this happen to me so often, I swear.
    Also, the moth bit was super hilarious and very accurate.

  • @lunnaflame12
    @lunnaflame12 2 года назад

    The way the the bugs are drawn is cute. GASP! I LOVE MOTHS! THEY'RE FLUFFY

  • @UltraNinjaChicken
    @UltraNinjaChicken 5 лет назад +303

    If you think you haven't felt fear upon seeing a bug, I got one word for you:
    *_C E N T I P E D E S_*

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 лет назад +9

      Oh god those things are the definition of nightmarish.

    • @rosalind2017
      @rosalind2017 5 лет назад +8

      up the stakes with millipedes ;-;

    • @pokemonek4132
      @pokemonek4132 5 лет назад +2

      Add tokyo ghoul

    • @lordashcroft6938
      @lordashcroft6938 5 лет назад +5

      That's cool but you haven't been traumatized till you seen a human centipede muhahahaha

    • @asmodeus304
      @asmodeus304 5 лет назад +3

      a centipede crawled up my pants once and I have not felt safe since

  • @DinoDealer
    @DinoDealer 4 года назад +90

    “But I hate moths”
    TheOdd1sOut wants to know your location

  • @melancholyonmercury
    @melancholyonmercury 3 года назад +33

    Ah, I See.
    **Accidentally Burns Face with Torch**

  • @akirakramer8937
    @akirakramer8937 5 лет назад +19

    Ya ever seen a swarm of ladybugs?
    Down in the south where my kin be, it’s kudzu stinkbugs.
    In the summer they aren’t so bad, but come winter the vast assemblage swarms isn’t sources of warmth: clothes, windowsills, bedding.
    Nothing is safe. They die in the lamps, obscuring the illumination. Cleaning them out at the end of the year, you see the few survivors crawling from betwixt the corpses of their brethren, wherein already new life emerges. Maggots. Mold.
    Screw stink bugs.

  • @gabrielrussell5531
    @gabrielrussell5531 5 лет назад +45

    Bugs operate under prison rules: Show them you're tough if you wanna be left alone.

  • @Shezestriakis
    @Shezestriakis 5 лет назад +119

    Bug problem? Did you know you can buy a flamethrower online?
    Problem solved.

    • @GutterWizard27
      @GutterWizard27 5 лет назад +11

      Shezestriakis its a temperature enhancement device

    • @ioananedelescu1470
      @ioananedelescu1470 5 лет назад +6

      And that just increases the chances of THE FREAKING DEMONS THAT ARE *FLIES!!!*

    • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
      @cooltrainervaultboy-39 5 лет назад +1

      I'd get the Spaceballs Flamethrower!

    • @HimitsuYami
      @HimitsuYami 5 лет назад +1

      You can also make one at home with a propane tank and a hose

    • @panthertats6092
      @panthertats6092 5 лет назад +1

      All hale Elon Musk

  • @themegayoutuber
    @themegayoutuber 3 года назад +4

    That time when you remember that she does vids other than fools gold

  • @ashareeoo
    @ashareeoo 4 года назад +114

    Me: (sees title) Wow, story of my life.
    Her: Canada... Earwigs...
    Me: *ACTUAL S T O R Y O F M Y L I F E??* 😱

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 4 года назад +4

      Ah, land of the maple hockey beavers. Which Dingo's GM should make an actual encounter when their party inevitably accidentally wild-magics themselves into a situation of bizzare chaos (or into a realm of weirdness, whichever happens first).
      *MAPLE HOCKEY BEAVERS!*

    • @smolshepard807
      @smolshepard807 4 года назад

      Dat is me (Aphmau Refrence)

    • @allikelly5206
      @allikelly5206 4 года назад +1

      I have them in the literal hell that is Texas

  • @sophiadee77
    @sophiadee77 5 лет назад +95

    Dingo: and seclude myself in the bathroom for like thirty minutes.
    **Michael in the Bathroom starts playing**

  • @accordiongoose4635
    @accordiongoose4635 4 года назад +29

    Why did you guys have torches??! I mean, that’s on my everyday checklist: “phone, no wallet I have no money, lit torch, lock pick set, telescope that I spent all my money on, etc.” I mean I live in Kentucky so crazy @ss sh*t is expected.

  • @zanderharvey357
    @zanderharvey357 3 года назад +3

    Weirdly I had always wondered what would happen if dingo had actually ate that moth.

  • @bleumoon1489
    @bleumoon1489 4 года назад +138

    "WHY wont you put on your helmet?"
    * tap*
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

  • @marinamcercal
    @marinamcercal 4 года назад +218

    I laughed so hard in the part the you tried to eat a moth that my cat was genuinely concerned 🤣 she looked so confused

    • @marmellubug
      @marmellubug 4 года назад +2

      She, what?!
      Next time... *ill. Eat. HER.*

    • @BepisBlue
      @BepisBlue 4 года назад +1

      Moth lol

    • @Itzy_the_nerd14
      @Itzy_the_nerd14 4 года назад +1

      Mine too XD I showed my cat kcrackers how do u spell it??? Idk but she hisses at that part XD

    • @DominiqueAnsell
      @DominiqueAnsell 3 года назад

      Are u okay now?

    • @julsdraws6769
      @julsdraws6769 3 года назад

      Hi

  • @inconvenientlylargesalaman3806
    @inconvenientlylargesalaman3806 5 лет назад +444

    Dingo: MOTHS ARE GROSS
    James: hold my Harry

    • @kiz9143
      @kiz9143 5 лет назад +3

      TwT

    • @thatpilotmain4326
      @thatpilotmain4326 5 лет назад +1

      But radiance

    • @itsdina1361
      @itsdina1361 5 лет назад +4

      James from Theodds1out right? 🤣🤣

    • @funyarinpamaster
      @funyarinpamaster 5 лет назад +8

      More like
      James: Moths are great!
      Dingo: Hold my breakfast.
      Edit: Okay why is everyone liking this only now this is like a month old what’s going on

    • @RachelAwkward
      @RachelAwkward 5 лет назад

      Some are

  • @tincan2893
    @tincan2893 Год назад

    Ngl I love moths cause they’re eyes are adorable and the white ones ADORABLE

  • @LinxinMusic
    @LinxinMusic 5 лет назад +327

    **in the dark**
    Ah, I can't see
    **Gets a lit torch**
    Ah, I see

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 5 лет назад +13

      Linxin Stuff *goes hiking*
      Ah, a tree

    • @isaacpreece2120
      @isaacpreece2120 5 лет назад +11

      @@jackmack4181 *Goes to a farm*
      Ah, a bee

    • @dionysus2179
      @dionysus2179 5 лет назад +13

      Jack Mack
      **Goes to a beach**
      Ah, a sea.

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 5 лет назад +11

      Sierra Stover
      Skyrim gets hit with an arrow
      “Ah my knee”

    • @wetsockk9199
      @wetsockk9199 5 лет назад +9

      *Looks in the mirror*
      Ah, it's me

  • @kennethsatria6607
    @kennethsatria6607 4 года назад +190

    Dom has the same agreement but he clearly holds the cards in that conflict XD

    • @kai8517
      @kai8517 4 года назад +3

      I love how this is top comment but no one has replied... So I'm gonna be 1st

    • @Theslackaholic
      @Theslackaholic 4 года назад +1

      2end

    • @scottish3058
      @scottish3058 4 года назад

      7th

    • @Theslackaholic
      @Theslackaholic 4 года назад

      @@scottish3058 fourth but now I'm fifth and 2end

    • @scottish3058
      @scottish3058 4 года назад

      DressyMarrow 892 ok

  • @thetomahawk6588
    @thetomahawk6588 5 лет назад +10

    I think that was the most accurate description of a June bug I have ever heard

  • @Bowl-0f-Soup
    @Bowl-0f-Soup 2 года назад +1

    It’s kinda funny How every life story video has you vs something. Be it death, water, or bugs

  • @spartan1010101
    @spartan1010101 5 лет назад +39

    moths are fuzzy and I like that. Also Dr. Stone is awesome cuz it uses actual science, and fun fact; the author used to be a physicist or something so they smart af.

  • @espirireis8396
    @espirireis8396 5 лет назад +71

    Bear Grylls: I dunno why people are afraid of these protein bars

    • @PoldaranOfDalaran
      @PoldaranOfDalaran 5 лет назад +1

      Gonna need a nice, fizzy drink to wash that down.

    • @ITZCOATL10
      @ITZCOATL10 5 лет назад

      @@PoldaranOfDalaran make sure it's not too old, preferably packed in a snake skin.

    • @leem.9934
      @leem.9934 5 лет назад

      Bear Grylls: I'm allergic to bees.
      Also Bear Grylls: Panics when a bee lands on his face and swats it
      Followed by Bear Grylls: the Down Syndrome Orc

  • @eddieph04
    @eddieph04 4 года назад +36

    Ok dingo, my daughter (6) loves your videos so much. She has been trying to play D&D with us for years (she's starting to get it) but she has picked up the quack noise you use to bleep out bad words. It's awesome. Lydia said you are awesome tons of love from Ohio.

    • @rune9506
      @rune9506 2 года назад +4

      Why is this oddly adorable

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 2 года назад +3

      That's too cute

  • @iheartjjj
    @iheartjjj 3 года назад +3

    “SiCk SicK anIMe” oml i was dying 🤣

  • @zackelfgurg2056
    @zackelfgurg2056 5 лет назад +84

    "I was wrong im tiny frail and scared!"
    Freaking mood

    • @Boreas-
      @Boreas- 5 лет назад +1

      Catch me & my 5.1 ass

  • @emilyshaver8364
    @emilyshaver8364 5 лет назад +60

    Me: *Butterfly lands on my shirt*
    Also me: OH MY GOD, ITS TRYING TO KILL ME!!

    • @tigerboy977
      @tigerboy977 5 лет назад +4

      I'm utterly terrified by butterflies
      But love ants

    • @Piso97
      @Piso97 5 лет назад +1

      @@tigerboy977 another SpongeBob victim, I see

    • @tigerboy977
      @tigerboy977 5 лет назад +1

      @Lance Clemings nice to know tanks:)

    • @tigerboy977
      @tigerboy977 5 лет назад +1

      @@Piso97 and yes

    • @jamesharte6488
      @jamesharte6488 5 лет назад +2

      I try to kill butterflies (IDK)
      I start world wars with moths
      I torment woodlice
      I like ants (dey cool)

  • @micheal5743
    @micheal5743 5 лет назад +193

    Her: hates WATER
    Her: hates BUGS
    Life: " LETS MAKS A WATER BUG"

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 4 года назад +16

      A wild Surskit appeared!

    • @inseni915
      @inseni915 4 года назад +11

      the thing is, those things exist
      ....they are horrid.

    • @joeykatieaidyn
      @joeykatieaidyn 4 года назад

      @@webbowser8834 your a genius

    • @andrew420ism
      @andrew420ism 4 года назад

      @@webbowser8834 lol

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 3 года назад +35

    "But moths are just like butterflies"
    Me upon seeing a buff butterfly: *fear*

  • @buggyhuman
    @buggyhuman 4 года назад +190

    "I dont know how anybody could like moths"
    Me: moths are my favorite bug-
    Dingo, with a lit torch in her hand while staring at me with blank eyes: ah, i see.

    • @pavelsvavilovs4923
      @pavelsvavilovs4923 4 года назад

      I hate moths

    • @cstalconducts4590
      @cstalconducts4590 4 года назад

      ㅇㄹ횩ㅁ

    • @markky3050
      @markky3050 4 года назад +3

      I also like moths. Saw one in Greece once the size of a small bird. Now THAT thing makes a noise when it headbutts the lightbulb.

    • @WilliamRBl00m
      @WilliamRBl00m 4 года назад

      I catch moths because theyre floofy :(

    • @WilliamRBl00m
      @WilliamRBl00m 4 года назад

      @@markky3050 I MUST TUCH

  • @dumbhuman1800
    @dumbhuman1800 3 года назад +2

    5:51 the reason this happens is because when ever you get ahold of something out of no where your brains first thought is "maybe it's food" then it test to see if it is but since you saw it and saw it was not infact food your brain stopped

  • @winna077
    @winna077 5 лет назад +8

    You have no idea how happy your picture of The Monarch for butterflies makes me. Love your doodles, bless your heart Dingo. Go Team Venture!

  • @cofeespear4992
    @cofeespear4992 5 лет назад +119

    Same I mean if a crawly bug come as close as 10 ft towards me I'm screaming

    • @sure1362
      @sure1362 5 лет назад +2

      10/10 merchant idea

    • @bbamilkteea8585
      @bbamilkteea8585 5 лет назад +3

      Were the same,were connected,were.....gUnNa DiE sOoN BECAUSE OF THESE FLIPIN BUG'S!

    • @soews7686
      @soews7686 5 лет назад +1

      I'm gunna Rob u with the moth mafia

    • @cofeespear4992
      @cofeespear4992 5 лет назад +1

      @@soews7686 I have a bug zapper and I'm not afraid to swing it everywhere.

  • @bluebellsfan8704
    @bluebellsfan8704 3 года назад +1

    This is super relatable. I have the same problem with bugs. As soon as I see one near me I scream and run all over the place

  • @Lyoishi
    @Lyoishi 5 лет назад +50

    Your storytelling has significantly improved over time, great job. Hope you enjoy making all these, you deserve all the subs.

  • @bloodmerofrostblade4420
    @bloodmerofrostblade4420 5 лет назад +63

    Dingo should make a discord....annnd Dr.Stone is my new crack for this anime season. Its sooooooo good!!

  • @h.p.wallnut9912
    @h.p.wallnut9912 4 года назад +148

    Dingo: Talks about moths being annoying
    Me who 100% Hollow Knight: *Internal screaming*

    • @uriregev6572
      @uriregev6572 4 года назад +9

      Wait until Dingo meets the moth that controls other bugs minds.

    • @Chearn3
      @Chearn3 4 года назад +6

      Why is the moth shooting lasers

    • @TheTrueXaver
      @TheTrueXaver 4 года назад +1

      Hehehhehe

    • @ASquared544
      @ASquared544 4 года назад +7

      HA, du Dudu du Dudu du Dudu du Dudu, DA NA, DA DA NA, DA DA NA, DA DA DA DA NA, DUH, DUH DUH DUH, ha ha, DUH NUH DUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH, DUH, DUH DAH DAH, DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH, dudududududu, nenonenonenoneno, HAAAH AH AH, nenonenonenoneno, HAAAH AH AH, nenonenonenonenonenonenonenonena nenonenonenonenonenonena, HAAAAAAAH, HAH HAH, HAH, DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH, duh duh duh DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH, DUHDUHDUH

    • @OwlBreaker
      @OwlBreaker 4 года назад +3

      @@ASquared544 Now the song's stuck in my head. Thank you

  • @netherperson2222
    @netherperson2222 3 года назад +1

    3:57 I don’t minds bugs...... but THAT is absolutely terrifying. Like who WOULDN’T freak out????