Life Story: Me VS Bugs
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- Опубликовано: 29 июл 2019
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Now you all know I'm a big baby when it comes to bugs...
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Since I’m major stoked about Crunchyroll what anime should I check out there? >o>
I need some more to watch while I wait for Doctor Stone episodes to come out….
BNHA
👌
My hero academia
Dingo Doodles MHA
Yee
I want a shirt that shows a torch and just says: “Ah, i see”
I need this
@@St0nek we all do
YES! I must have this!
Christian Cody honestly me too.😂
Christian Cody ME TO PLEASE!!!!!
I've personally witnessed a few junebugs fly directly into the fire while camping before
How do they still exist
Why do you think there's SO MANY
One word:
Sex
So fire works
Save on brainpower, put that energy into making 50 million babies.
I'm shocked they're in Canada. It honestly confuses the HELL out of me!!! I grew up *hating* them in HOUSTON TEXAS. Like how does such a shitty bug not only live, but be like "115 degree swamp with hurricanes. Meh." Other june bugs "cold as hell winters. Meh." *they all fly into water and fire and die*
Trust me Dingo, it can ALWAYS BE WORSE when it comes to bugs. I volunteered to help clean up my old scout camp, because I had so many great times there. So I signed up for the weekend. We had to bunk in the forest ranger house at the edge of the camp, and we all slept in a few rooms on metal bunk beds. I had a great time, and felt good to be back at camp after so many years. I went home after, and for a month I had no problems until I started getting mosquito bites on the tops of my feet. At least that was what I thought they were, as it was summer, and I often kick off the covers while I sleep. I kept having this mosquito problem for 2 weeks, and it wasn't until I went to change the sheets that my life went from Def Con 5 to Def Con 1!!!!!!! I HAD BED BUGS!!!!!!!! I had to throw out 90% of my stuff. Goodbye bed, goodbye clothes, goodbye decent night's sleep for MONTHS. I got a storage compartment to store everything else I owned, so that I could CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN, and everything I owned went into plastic bags in the HOT August summer, for those little bastards to die. I had zero stuff for 6 weeks, I had to buy all new clothes, bed, linen. I slept in the basement next to the washing machine on an air mattress for 6 weeks because I needed to have the areas professionally cleaned and fumigated( Nuke them from orbit, it's the ONLY way to be sure :)
The bill came to 2000$, plus I needed to buy all my stuff again, and pay for the storage. So I think I paid 4,000$ for everything, maybe 5k. So the moral of the story is: IT CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE!!!
Yikes
God bless you. You're a trooper.
i went to the lake and got like
20 BUG BITES OR SOMETHING IDK WHAT THEY WERE
and nobody else got any :,)
That is very heartbreaking
It's kinda hard to believe that dingo has been around for 3 years. Feels like just yesterday when made her first video. They grow up so fast...
Yes
Oh fuck your right
She even made her own Yamcha pose now. 2:41
@@SephirothRyu 4 years now.
And three years later we are still going
June bugs tend fly into my MASSIVE FORHEAD and just... die
They commit suicide on my GIGANTIC, HUMONGOUS FOREHEAD
Oh, is that you, Mr.Forehead? (Ace attorney apollo justice ref)
@@hargeongreen435 I've been meaning to play Ace Attorney, is it binge-play worthy?
@@Chickenslovakia Yes and no. I recommend spacing out the games since you'll start to get burned out if you do too many too fast.
@@paintbrushjr.8312 Got it
I'll put that on the list with Dragon Quest 10 and 11, Persona 3 and 4, and Pokemon Snap lmao
I have seen them fly on a barb on a barbed wire fence.
When you're camping
Bugs: You dare challenge me in my own realm!
Me: Say hello to my little friend.
*pulls out can of 40+ Deet bug repellent*
“Ah, so you’re approaching me.. Instead of running away you’re approaching me?
I was camping and one night woke up to find the tent covered... COVERED... in mosquitoes. I could see them in the moonlight, they were practically wing to wing. They were looking at me. All you could hear was that buzz. It was like a zombie movie. Only the zombies can fly and they suck blood. So vampire zombies. Totally like that episode of One Punch Man. Oh yeah, Dingo Doodles watch One Punch Man despite the lack of spiky hair.
you dare challenge Gerki, in his own realm? I WILL NOT BE BESTED, I AM GERKI, LORD OF COIN!
The part that made me laugh the most was when they blocked out the sun
I got extremely terrified at that part
That is very funny
Ya sameXD
The fact that they could freaking do that is beyond fascinating and horrifying
Land of the... maple... hockey... beavers.
Dingo: “Brain, *No!”*
Dingo’s brain: “Brain, *YES!”*
Earwics are in California too
There a little common
I don’t know it this is a reference to team four star but to air on the safe side I’ll give you a like
@@snazzysaturn1865 I’ve never heard of that but thanks!
*Dingo pulls out torch*
Ah, I see.
*GOBLINSLAYER FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*
Ah, i see
Souka
Where is priestess?
@Brian the Trainer the only good GAWWBLIN is a dead GAWWWBLIN so lets make these GAWBLINS good!
How bugs were created:
Satan: Can I create an animal?
Jesus: Fine, but just one.
Satan: *Creates Bugs*
Jesus: Ah, *Takes Fire* I see
Satan created one animal that has billions of species? Sounds about right.
Jesus didn’t die for our sins he died to get away from the fucking bugs
Says the banana slug-
Have you seen the "God Creates Things" series by P.M.Seymour? The full series binge video is just under an hour long, and it is fun.
The only bugs created by satan are mosquitos, the others are children of jesus
I wanted to share my horror story with bugs.
Since moving out on my own I've lived mostly on apartments built during the 60s. But one time i had to move into a newer built apartment, probably built during 2010.
Thing is it was a very cool apartment. I felt very modern and all. But then there were the bugs. The whole ass apartment complex were infested with these Silverfishes.
In my other apartments i would find them in the bathroom or occasionally in the kitchen sink. Put down a trap and be done with them.
However in this apartment the little shits where everywhere. I would find them in my cooking ware, on my ceiling, walls and all around everywhere. I hated living there because by month three i was noticing i couldn't feel clean. The bastard never died even when i call the exterminator. They still popped up now and then and in the end i had to live there for over a year before i could find a new place.
Even after that time i would find the little critters when i was unpacking my moving boxes. Thankfully dead but i was so fucking done with them by now
Ah, I See.
**Accidentally Burns Face with Torch**
“Ah, I can’t see anymore.”
humans: we killed the sabertooth tigers, we are amazing hunters who have dominated every huge beast and-
bug:
humans: JJKHJUDSASDFGKGG
Who else stops to sound out nonsensical strings of letters?
@@brittanylegg6410 sees bug: j j k h j u d s a s d f g k g g
we have built city destroying missiles, that can travel across oceans to rea-.... is that a roach??!!
run away!!!!
Diamond Apple drawz I try to read it out as if it’s a word, haha.
Literal truth
friend: bug spray is effective.
me: bug spray flamethrower is even more effective.
The not flame thrower bye elon musk is even better
Until they start using it against other humans. Yeah we had severals people getting injured almost every week (with blood and all) and I changed school.
Also a huge number of broken glasses.
Friend: bug spray is effective
Me: bug spray flamethrower is even more effective
Friend: but--
Me: FIRE TYPE IS STRONG AGAINST BUG TYPE!!!
It's super effective
Elliphaz indeed it is young child, indeed it is
"But moths are just like butterflies"
Me upon seeing a buff butterfly: *fear*
This might be the one fear I've (almost) come to terms with. The house I was raised in is relatively new, but for 20+ years has had chronic silverfish. You know, almost furry, but long? They've gotten pretty bad, but that Junebug incident is a reminder it could always be worse. At some point after freaking out over any for years (especially spiders, which also never failto appear), something switched. If I'm outside, it's fine now, to the point where they can almost be interesting. However, if it's inside, small (, and preferably on the floor)... all plans become postponed until whatever's 'intruding' has been taken care of.
"Butterflies"
* Shows The Mighty Monarch *
Yusssssss
Here’s my agreement with bugs:
Bug stay away,
Bug live another day.
Bug start climbing up,
Bug get trapped in cup.
Bug attack,
Bug get thwack.
Bugs that live no more than 24 hours: ahAH I see you've FAILED to keep me away! Ataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: * thwack bug * >:3
The bug: oh... Well I only had 2 hours to live anyway! I will die as a herooooooooooooooooooooo * le ded * XP
@@Iputtheunctionalinfunctional actually a lot of common bugs live longer than a year.
@@mindybayes5652 this is specifically for the bugs who dont
@@mindybayes5652 ye
@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 so like a fruit fly?
5:51 the reason this happens is because when ever you get ahold of something out of no where your brains first thought is "maybe it's food" then it test to see if it is but since you saw it and saw it was not infact food your brain stopped
4:13 This sounds like a job for *THE FLAMER, THE HEAVY FLAMER*
I love how you literally drew the June Bugs as rock with wings, legs and a face.
They almost are! They throw themselves relentlessly at everything!
Their survival mechanism almost seems to be like "just make enough of ourselves and any enemies we have will get bored/full/leave before they get through all of us!"
Because they are
That's basically what June Bugs are
Our June bugs will blot out the sun.
Dingo: Then we shall camp in the shade.
🤣🤣🤣
*i have found my people*
Senku's eyes when Dingo was hugging up on him. Totally how he would actually react too.
10 billion percent likely.
Dingo can’t fail to make me laugh
4:11 we have mayflies in some parts in America, and they die after 1 goddam day of being out, and one time I was at my grandmas with my brother, and we went to go swim in the lake nearby, and it was fully blanketed in mayflies and you couldn’t see the water beneath their corpses. So the only logical thing to do, was for me and my brother to swim in the dead mayflies.
Intelligence 100
You discovered where Dingo’s fears mated.
SAME I’ve seen a lake like that before.
Went camping near the shores of Lake Erie one weekend a few years back.
The day after all the mayflies bred.
...
Yep.
I Live right near lake Erie, AND LET ME TELL YOU... I refuse to mow the lawn when it is May fly season, or Midge season. similar bugs, but small with fuzzy antennas. Will hide in the grass and rise up to swarm you if you so much as come withing 10 ft. of them. Only way to deal with them... stay inside.
Well, apparently where I’m living we have Horseflies. Those guys are freakin HUGE, I have been living in this area for almost 3-4 years but this summer is the first time I’ve ever seen them. One of them was crawling from my sister’s hat to her hair, and she was totally still hopping she wouldn’t get bit.
Me: *opens window*
Every single bug in a 400 mile radius: It's free real estate.
That was exactly the case when I had a window with no screen for a while. There are like 10 bugs still stuck to the walls of my room to this day 😂
I, too, love the land of the maple hockey beavers. Far better than those ninja turtle things.
“SiCk SicK anIMe” oml i was dying 🤣
Dingo: "There were bugs covering our tent, blocking out the sun!"
Me: "Great! So you could fight in the shade!"
Dingo: I *HATE* moths
TheOdd1sOut: *so you’ve chosen death*
I watched TheOdd1sOut's video :)
ILiveFor TheChaos then why did you reply on this
@@jaykupthereal I honestly don't know.
@@rubyj3287 dont be rude they are all good!
@@molab2845 Yeah. I'm sorry. I think I was just in a bad mood when I made that comment.
Once, my family went camping for the summer. We were in the wild for weeks. It was great. I saw giant dragonflies, tiny butterflies, and fireflies. Then, we came home and I opened our sliding door. It had not been opened for weeks, and earwigs had decided to settle in the top of it.
The earwigs were like, an inch away from falling into my hair. I screamed.
Dingo : I HATE moths
Security app : movement of “theodd1sout” has been located inside your house
Catch and release???
More like
Catch and YEEET
Me: catches bug
Me: smashes bug on table
YEET
so... Dingo's entire family is made up of D&D characters that stash torches where you wouldn't think there to be torches.
That time when you remember that she does vids other than fools gold
Weirdly I had always wondered what would happen if dingo had actually ate that moth.
The June Bugs were just trying to keep things nice and dark for you so you could get some extra sleep. You know, being considerate, since you were the guest in their home.
If it were up to wasps they would burn down the tent in the middle of the night, all the while they took bets on what would happen.
Junebugs have the best manners of the bug world
Drunk little bugers tryn to be nice cute
No, this is my home, I rule it now.
Yeah but ten am?
Bug:just chillin on the ceiling
My imagination:*begins to load shotgun*
your imagination? i literally keep a loaded air powered varmint gun in my bedroom because of the giant ass brown recluse spiders that have been popping up...
@@dreamwolf7302 Nerfs and Not-Nerfs of the ball variety are great for that: the balls are a lot more accurate and a lot better at actually hitting bugs instead of wafting them out of the way
@@evernewb2073 my airgun fires a spread of 8 #7 gameshot pellets (small BBs). you load the pellets into a false cartridge, and when you pull the trigger the CO2 canister releases a portion of its load, and fires the pellets.
Rather than a single projectile, i have 8.
FINALLY. SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAS A FEAR OF BUGS. I DONT CARE IF THEY CANT HURT ME, THEY'RE STILL MY BIGGEST FEAR, DAD. (i dont mind caterpillars, lightning bugs, ladybugs, and butterflies. but going to summer camp gave me an automatic reaction to anything that feels like its crawling on me, or any relative itch, i scratch it like a madman. oh, and i nearly had a panic attack at my last summer camp when someone threw their at at a wall of mayflies and horseflies, and i immediately curled up into a ball, started crying, and yelled "STOP!". *this was 2 months ago* [yes i am on my dad's account])
I can relate. I have the same problem with bugs, I REALLY hate stink bugs or flying bugs that have a buzzing noise. Then I just book it to the other side of the house I’m in. It really sucks.
It’s like kill as many bugs in ur life and u win. Congratulations! U win MORE bugs!!
Good luck Dingo.
“The only good bug is a dead bug” -Starship Troopers
I think we'd like to know more.
Okay but
"I was wrong. I'm tiny frail and scared" needs to be a reaction meme
And a tee shirt
@@totallycrazystudios1801 Even better idea
@@sarahvilardi3071
Thank you my good Kirby fan
And a website
On it.
dingo: talks about how scary all these harmless, non-venous bugs are
me: laughs in Australian
Yeh we're the same. I'm terrified of a lot of bugs, especially grasshoppers/crickets or those bugs that fly/jump. I love ladybugs aswell.
Dingo Doodles: I hate moths
Theoddonesout: You just made a very unstable enemy.
Not Harry
True
Hail harry
She plays can’t catch hairy with theodd1sout gets the moth throws is at him he catches it throws it at her knocking her out she find the moth when she wakes up almost going to eat it sorry it’s to long I was bored
😂😂😂
goes "ah, i see" while pulling out a torch.
like father like daughter i see.
I laughed too hard at that.
Ah, I see.
**pulls out vietnam flamethrower**
pulls out flammenwerfer
The way the the bugs are drawn is cute. GASP! I LOVE MOTHS! THEY'RE FLUFFY
I love this type of animation
Dingo: MOTHS ARE GROSS
James: hold my Harry
TwT
But radiance
James from Theodds1out right? 🤣🤣
More like
James: Moths are great!
Dingo: Hold my breakfast.
Edit: Okay why is everyone liking this only now this is like a month old what’s going on
Some are
Morning brain:
- is thing
-is on bed
-is food
- is eat
- Is DEmOn?! WhYyYyY?!!
Yes
-is baba
-is you
3:57 I don’t minds bugs...... but THAT is absolutely terrifying. Like who WOULDN’T freak out????
Ngl I love moths cause they’re eyes are adorable and the white ones ADORABLE
"Be nice to bugs, *because one day they'll rule us all."*
Me: *nervously checks the multiple flyswatters placed in strategic locations around my house*
I don't like bugs but I like spiders
Black Dragon Allatos of Armageddon what the how the hell you are cursed and infected by a spider
Bugs outnumber humans Q^ò
June bugs are the best. They are so derpy. Thunk thunk thunk into everything.
But ear wigs so so terrifying. I blame star trek 2.
June bugs are horrid. They land on you and stick in your hair with their nasty stick stickem' feet. They also stick to window screens....and die there and when you try and move their lifeless husks their legs stay behind. BLECH on June bugs.
Until they fly into your ear
Okay, Star Trek 2 is soooo goood, its not as good as the first one but its awesome
i honestly want more of these types of vids
86 is my current favorite anime on crunchyroll as well as Restaurant To Another World.
So, you didn't think I wasn't gonna catch that yamcaha reference at 2:42.
Well u we're wrong😂
I saw it too hahaha
randomdude 773465 I saw and was looking to see if anyone else had noticed
Yamcha.
Even when he's not the subject of the video, he can't live it down.
I notice how the crash was animated but i never realy watch anime
Me after the video:
"Feels itch"
Me:
Slaps leg uncontrollably
*"Ah, I see."*
Eat it yes eat it 😈
XDDDDD
O.O thats gonna hurt
Liam DeAngelis-Donahue r/cursedcomments
This is super relatable. I have the same problem with bugs. As soon as I see one near me I scream and run all over the place
Back before when everyone was required to physically go to school. There were these tiny green bugs that would fly around and when a couple of them would come and rest on me or my phone. I just let them do it
They don’t hurt me and they really aren’t that bothersome. They’re just trying to live their little bug lives. And I think I’ve let myself get so close and used to these guys so much that I can actually say they were my friends. And I miss them ;w;
I even protected one as it rested on my hand when I was walking home. They’re amazing
3 year old Dingo watching anime: I'm a brave kid...
Dingo as she sees the Earwig: nOT A BRAVE ENOUGH KID FOR THIS!!!
"Ah, so this is my Hell."
You have my sympathy regarding the earwigs. They're thankfully rare in my neck of the woods, but still a pain in the posterior to deal with when they do show up.
They are truly some of the most disgusting, horrible, terrible creatures to ever sneak across this planet.
I love your artwork
you animation is so good i have to rewatch every five seconds XD
Me watches vid and laughs at your fear
(Me)*sees cockroach*
Aah....I see
i mean cockroaches are a on a whole different. In a recent study it was founf they are even becoming toxin resistant so oof.
Mattias Johann Orglaan NO...I WILL ANNIHILATE THEM ALL....*wispers*.......................................I will find a way
Cockroach: *starts flying*
@@parkingturtle *Fear intensifies* Ah... I see...
@@mattiasjohannorglaan2967 you're joking...
Dingo: bug on my leg?
Well, *TIME TO GO BOWLING*
so true-
Same
Oof
Very lol
June bugs are my favourite creatures. They literally crawl out of the ground with wings, then attempt to fly and never learn it.
I love that you did the monarch
If you think you haven't felt fear upon seeing a bug, I got one word for you:
*_C E N T I P E D E S_*
Oh god those things are the definition of nightmarish.
up the stakes with millipedes ;-;
Add tokyo ghoul
That's cool but you haven't been traumatized till you seen a human centipede muhahahaha
a centipede crawled up my pants once and I have not felt safe since
almost everyone: *eats normal food*
Dingo Doodles: *eats moths*
_"Flakey yet satisfying!"_
Yum XD
UwU
Me: *eats me*
Insects are ... a mixed bag.
There's a lot more parental care in the insects than you'd expect - there's a family of shield bugs called the Parent Bugs who protect their bebbies from wasps.
So if Dingo hates water and bugs, would she despise Aranquid (Pokemon)?
when i was younger i thought the net ball only was better on bug and water typed pokemon as in like surskit so i never used them
"Im tiny,scared, and frail" has me rolling on the ground
"I'm TIny, frail and scared" Is the right order. But just something trivial.
Please never stop uploading Dingo, I love your content so much.
I agree
The person who made this comment: (IDK WAT DEATH IS) Grim Reaper: I'm sorry but no body lives forever (THIS IS A JOKE)
The Yamcha reference of you under the kitchen table was chef's kiss.
We have earwigs here in Texas too and there’s a lot of them they mostly show up if you don’t clean for a while,but I clean so I don’t see them often
Bugs came from the deepest pits of hell to terrorize Satan himself. Wasps in particular are my bane.
Ladybugs and butterflies are cute tho
@@Nopedynopenope72736 True, they're the exceptions.
There are wasps called “raspberry crowns”, which are also a dessert, which makes me sad
I got stung by a wasp on my shin while at a park in Japan. Before that I had no fear of bugs at all. ::shiver::
Wasps are the bane of everything.
June bugs: those bois who fly into my Gatorade even thougn I haven’t opened it
June bugs are blind and they use sound and smell to navigate but some are deaf
Facts
reminds me of when my mom had moth in her orange juice and idk how
I've watched it its AMAZING
pro tip for dealing with bugs: evade and ignore, unless it's a roach, in which case, go into Ultra Murder Mode
EARWIGS ARE A PAIN IN THE BUTT
They sprout out of nowhere everywhere... my brazilian brain can't handle the fear of these encounters
sorte que no sul nao tem essas porra, se eu visse um eu tacaria fogo em tudo
@@keykylasofandros5501 eu vivo em porto alegre ent...
How did you make me giggle like a maniac by just describing a June bug?
Those guys out-bumble bumblebees!
Moths aren’t trying to fight the light sources; but rather are attracted to them as they use the light of the moon/sun to navigate:
I love your stories but even more, your voice that tells the stories 😂 your voice is just so soothing to listen to...I...wonder if you've ever been told that before? 😐 But uh...yea 😅 I can't wait for more videos listening to you and...the infamous Ep 20 to D&D 🙃😍
Bear Grylls: I dunno why people are afraid of these protein bars
Gonna need a nice, fizzy drink to wash that down.
@@PoldaranOfDalaran make sure it's not too old, preferably packed in a snake skin.
Bear Grylls: I'm allergic to bees.
Also Bear Grylls: Panics when a bee lands on his face and swats it
Followed by Bear Grylls: the Down Syndrome Orc
Her: hates WATER
Her: hates BUGS
Life: " LETS MAKS A WATER BUG"
A wild Surskit appeared!
the thing is, those things exist
....they are horrid.
@@webbowser8834 your a genius
@@webbowser8834 lol
About the June bugs, I've been there, done that, and bought the t shirt. I live in Texas and in my school when June bugs come there are hundreds of them. The school has a air-conditioner next to one of the gyms outside in the courtyard and the June bugs just pile up behind it like crazy.
You legit made my day... 'crashing into furniture'
If it makes you feel better, I was at a family reunion in Nova Scotia watching Lord of the Rings with my cousin for the first time.
I still don't know how the first movie ends because a pair of june bugs got in and we simply could not focus on anything but these horrifying kamikaze beetle-moth chimeras.
“But I hate moths”
TheOdd1sOut wants to know your location
HE KNOWS
Dingo: I DON'T CARE HOW MANY RUclipsRS TELL YOU HOW GREAT THEY AR-
James: *Say that again then your peace wasn't an option*
It’s amazing dingo
I barely noticed the crunchyroll app is an anime eye even if I had it a long time ago
How did you not 😩
Oh my god I never realized😂 wow I’m stupid... but thank you, you have opened my... EYES. Ba dum tshh
It isnt.
Huh, all this time, I thought it was a moon.
Oh, I thought it was like a sushi roll??
**in the dark**
Ah, I can't see
**Gets a lit torch**
Ah, I see
Linxin Stuff *goes hiking*
Ah, a tree
@@jackmack4181 *Goes to a farm*
Ah, a bee
Jack Mack
**Goes to a beach**
Ah, a sea.
Sierra Stover
Skyrim gets hit with an arrow
“Ah my knee”
*Looks in the mirror*
Ah, it's me
In Michigan there are these bugs that are like mini June bugs, I don't know what they are called, but one thing I know is, once it comes in contact with you at all it will never let go
Dude Junebugs are freaking funny. They are dopey and I love it
"I was wrong im tiny frail and scared!"
Freaking mood
Catch me & my 5.1 ass
Me: *Butterfly lands on my shirt*
Also me: OH MY GOD, ITS TRYING TO KILL ME!!
I'm utterly terrified by butterflies
But love ants
@@tigerboy977 another SpongeBob victim, I see
@Lance Clemings nice to know tanks:)
@@Piso97 and yes
I try to kill butterflies (IDK)
I start world wars with moths
I torment woodlice
I like ants (dey cool)
Once I was in bed, just trying to go to sleep and I just heared this slapping noise. I was so confused so I turn the light on and I just see these 2 moths just flying into each other and I'm just sitting here like " Why. Why here. Why now."