it sounds like we built a very bright, hybrid engine bus with enough mirrors to eliminate all blind spots that only seats 3 people. also 4 wheels have 2 brakes for some reason.
@@xsanos2586I'd say St Anger wins that title. The songs feel eternal and the production doesn't help. Not to mention that Purify is one of the worst things to have ever fallen upon my ears. 72 Seasons is obviously not free of sin, mainly committing the same mistake of letting the songs drag on a few measures too long, and some of the songs just being plain forgettable, but its lows are nowhere near St Anger's lows and its highs are also not on the same level as their previous albums. Still I don't hate either album, I even enjoy St Anger, but I don't think 72S is quite near being their worst album.
Metallica albums in a parallel world: Run 'Em All Over Ride the Motorcycle Master of Highway ...And License for All Metallcar Ignite ReIgnite St.Road Rage Stall Magnetic Hardwired...to Drunk Drive 72 Parking Tickets
@@HighGainGuitar imagine not understanding a culture enough to get defensive of quality control. You're too soft for even a band like Metallica. I think Taylor Swift might fit your cowardly skinny spined sensibilities
The Metallicar discography: Drive 'em all Ride the car Master of cars ...And cars for all Metallicar Car Recar St. Car Death Car Hardwired... To Self-driving 72 cars
They way James sounded so aggressive on ST Anger exceot for the very last word Pump he said it in a very calm and bored sounding voice and it cracked me up.
DRIVE EM ALL RIDE THE LIGHT MASTER OF CARS ...AND CARS FOR ALL THE BLACK CAR CAR LOAD RE-CAR LOAD ST. LAMBO CARS MAGNETIC HARDWIRED...TO DRIVE AWAY 72 LIGHTS
Cartallica entire discagraphy Album: Rev'Em All Tracks: Hit The Tarmac The Four Mechanics Motorbreath Jump In The Car (Big O) Filling Tires Whiplash Phantom (Rolls-Royce) No Backing Up Seek & Destroy Armored Tank Album: Ride The 95 Tracks: Fight Fender Bender with Fender Bender Ride The 95 For Whom The Toll Roads Paint to Black Trapped Under Car Exit Car Creeping Crash The Call of Ford Album: Master of Trucks Tracks: Battery Master of Trucks The Pickup That Should Not Be Welcome Home (Truck Driver) Disposable Mechanics Leper Sells Man Peterbilt Derby, Inc. Album: ...And Cars for Kidz Track: Blackbird ...And Cars for Kidz Eye of the Driver Interstate One The Shortest Road-Trip Collector of Cars The Frayed Ends of Insurance Coverage To Live Is to Drive Dyer's Car Album: Cartallica (The Off Road Album) Tracks: Enter Jeep Sad We Crashed Better Than Geico The Undriveable Wherever I May Cruz Don't Tread on Me Through the Tunnel Nothing Else Mater Of Car and Man The Ford That Failed My Friend is my Car The Mechanical Problems Within Album: Broken Down Tracks: Ain't My Fault 4x4 The Dealership Jack Built Unit It Works Nothing's Working Tow Of The Day Bleeding Money Scalping Poor Twisted Me Wasting My Money Insurance Scam Within Cerritos Police Towed My Car Album: Broken Down Again Tracks: Fuel The Damage Remains Those Devil's Never Fixed My Car The Undriveable II Better Work Scamming Crying Like A Baby Bad Insurance Where The Road Rage Is Police Chasing Low Man's Pit Maneuvered Attitude Fender Bender Album: Road Rage Tracks: Racing Road Rage Some Kind of Driver Busted Window Hitting Kids My Road Hit Me Again Amber Alert The Unnamed License Plate jail Time All Could've Been Prevented Album: Car Magnetic Tracks: That Was Just Your Paycheck The End of The Road Broken, Crashed & Poor The Car That Never Arrives All Street Racing Long Piston The Undriveable III The Lambo Kiss Crashing & Reparing My Electric Car Album: Hot-Wired...To Hopefully Start Tracks: Hot-Wired Atlas, Guide Now That We're Crashed Crash Into Store License No More Driving record On Fire Combustion DriverUNKind Here Comes The Rage Am I Savage? Hit and Run Out Speed the Cops Album: 72 Chevy's Tracks: 72 Chevy's Corvair Follows Screaming Corvette Driving My Impala Away You Must Driver! Headlights On Crown of Chevy Chasing Camaros If Chevy Had a Knockoff Too Far Driven? Showroom of Chevy's Silverado
the thing i love most about these videos is that i always leave them with the impression that, even if i know otherwise, all metallica sings about is car parts
One can assembly entire car few times over with this one... sure, some parts will be missing here and there but that's the thing with Hetfield, you can tell he likes when the car is LIGHT.
Light 'em All Ride The Light Master of Lights ...And Lights For All Lightallica Light ReLight St. Light Light Magnetic Lightwired... To Self Destruct 72 Lights
james really likes ''LIGHT!!''
It's almost like he's chasing it.
@@mungofinalfi4480 but the shadows still follow
Lmao he sure does
He's secretly a moth
Door too
I fucking lost it at "DISTRIBUTOR"
and INJECTORR 😂
Me too lol
of pain
INJECTOR INJECTOR
I literally choked on my beer when "distributor" and "injector" came up 😅😅😅
Muta! Muta! Muta! Muta! Battohrey! Battohrey! Battohrey!
do not translate muta from finnish to english
Someone needs to make a cover but the song is called Mowdurbreth.
Stephan Bathory
@@eduardkalmanawardze polak?!?!?!
BATHORY 🤘🐐⚔️👿
METALLICAR
The joke here is if you pronounce it in English accent it sounds like “Metallica”
@@CizerKedi Thanks Peter, your joke explaining skills are freaking epic, like always
Only in Fortnite Rocket Racing
(and the Fuel Fire Fury event lol)
Metallight
A friend of mine back in the 90's actually painted "METALLICAR" on his car. Ah youth was cool 😅
‘LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT…’ - Metallica, 1983 - 2023
*1983
Word count:
light/s: 53
battery: 19
door: 14
brakes: 14
wheels: 10
window/s: 9
mirror: 9
tread: 8
fuel: 8
gasoline: 7
body: 7
motor: 7
pump: 4
injector: 3
engines: 3
headlights:3
chair: 2
fan: 2
fuse: 1
screen: 1
lock: 1
horns: 1
driver's seat: 1
steering wheel: 1
DISTRIBUTOR: 1
it sounds like we built a very bright, hybrid engine bus with enough mirrors to eliminate all blind spots that only seats 3 people. also 4 wheels have 2 brakes for some reason.
I love how every car part in 72 Seasons is just "light" lol. They definitely had a theme with that album
After watching the whole clip, it seems that Metallica is using "Light/Lights" in almost every song xD
Thats why 72 seasons is the worst album🤣
@@xsanos2586 Well when I heard the album for the first time I felt like I already heard the songs before, and almost every song sound the same
@@xsanos2586I'd say St Anger wins that title. The songs feel eternal and the production doesn't help. Not to mention that Purify is one of the worst things to have ever fallen upon my ears.
72 Seasons is obviously not free of sin, mainly committing the same mistake of letting the songs drag on a few measures too long, and some of the songs just being plain forgettable, but its lows are nowhere near St Anger's lows and its highs are also not on the same level as their previous albums.
Still I don't hate either album, I even enjoy St Anger, but I don't think 72S is quite near being their worst album.
@@averagepinkfloydfan That was just a joke. But I cant name the worst album except Lulu. I like every album even if couple songs dont appeal to me
Me: * driving at a reasonable speed *
Squirrel: * exists *
My mom: 1:05
"Chop your breakfast on a mirror"?
Sounds like something ozzy does
I have no idea how I missed that
@@Nandeadstudios well now you gotta go back and do it all again
@@Fourthirteen82 I'll let someone else do that haha
"Make a contribution and you'll get a better SEAT"
So "light" for Metallica is like "far away" for Dragonforce :D
Or “Rainbow” for Dio
Check "Metallica likes Death"!
@@bluec9151or kings and queens for Dio
Govt. references for Megadeth
Goat Screams - Slayer
Metallica albums in a parallel world:
Run 'Em All Over
Ride the Motorcycle
Master of Highway
...And License for All
Metallcar
Ignite
ReIgnite
St.Road Rage
Stall Magnetic
Hardwired...to Drunk Drive
72 Parking Tickets
Well, and Garage Inc you do not even have to rename.
hardwired...to drunk drive goes hard tbh I'd buy that album
St. Road Rage would’ve worked better
something country style
😂
1:06 the moments leading up to a horrific crash
😂😂
Underrated comment
0:09 sounds like James is calling his mother in german.
James Lindemann
0:33 actually sounds good tho
the doors and windows sound good because they’re in the same line in the song.
@@smayjay62 What was the song?
@@elijahcandage Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
@@elijahcandage Welcome Home (Sanitarium), specifically when they say "No locked doors, no windows barred"
My mechanic telling me everything that needs to be fixed/replaced when all I went in for was an oil change.
lol
This is the dumbest, most random idea ever. And I freakin' LOVE it!
I was thinking the same thing
"No, Patrick. Gasoline is not a part of a car."
true but the car doesn't function without gasoline in the tank lmao
@@NandeadstudiosTesla:
@@Nandeadstudios uhm, actually...🤓 "Diesel" is not gasoline.
@@godofmediocrity7582 no no, it's about cars not ipads with wheels lol
@@devoured6by6humans6goes for every new car now :(
1:59 “WINDOW 👹INJECTOR INJECTOR 😈😈LIGHT pump🙂”
Thus cracked me up
Distributor was probably the stand out lyric
“light” - james hetfeild
72 Light Seasons.
When he said "BATTERY"
Dude i felt that
yeah take a wild guess which song gave me the idea for this lmao
Light,light,light,light,light...
Distributor.
Ride the Car
I'm surprised how often they say door and window
"distributor" 🤣🤣
we are reaching climax of this humor of ours
"humor"
LIGHTNESS is setting me free
Absolute delight
I can now live
I can now fly
With the amount of "door" in his songs James might actually be a door & not a table 🤔
I AM THE DOOR
He forgot mirror in master of puppets
perfect video for my degraded sense of humor
2:00 "pump" lmao
This is actually a good video to hear how james singing evolved
Edit: after further inspection I realized you forgot the mirror in master of puppets
It got worse album by album but ok.
@serpentinefire921 that's not entirely true considering his vocals peaked at the black album but yeah after that they dud just get worse
@@HighGainGuitar black album was trash. His vocals peaked on the first two records. Foh newcomer
@@serpentinefire921 Imagine gate keeping one of the most legendary bands ever
@@HighGainGuitar imagine not understanding a culture enough to get defensive of quality control. You're too soft for even a band like Metallica. I think Taylor Swift might fit your cowardly skinny spined sensibilities
This felt much longer than 2 minutes
Bcs it's 2:30 min
you could've included entire "Fuel" and nobody would notice
He sings too much Lights cuz he's in a Brilliant Band, Lightallica
Fuck, I just laughed fully out loud at "distributor"....old school genius.
The Metallicar discography:
Drive 'em all
Ride the car
Master of cars
...And cars for all
Metallicar
Car
Recar
St. Car
Death Car
Hardwired... To Self-driving
72 cars
WHEELS WHEELS WHEELS WHEELS
man this car sure has lots of lights and doors
They way James sounded so aggressive on ST Anger exceot for the very last word Pump he said it in a very calm and bored sounding voice and it cracked me up.
Kill em all: Motor, Light, fans, body
Master of puppets: BATTERY, pumpdoorswindows
ride the lightning: FUSE, CHAIR, DoOoR
DRIVE EM ALL
RIDE THE LIGHT
MASTER OF CARS
...AND CARS FOR ALL
THE BLACK CAR
CAR LOAD
RE-CAR LOAD
ST. LAMBO
CARS MAGNETIC
HARDWIRED...TO DRIVE AWAY
72 LIGHTS
I cracked up at 'Distributor'
gaesolieaneeeeeeee
load and reload era got james really into cars
This is even better than I expected
1.light
2.battery
Almost as much as "Yeah"!
Now I’m gonna start referring to the seats in my truck as Chair
Thw video hits hard on 2x speed
You forgot MIRROR from Master of Puppets
ik. I think I hadn't decided to include mirror until later and forgot to go back to it
I like how for Reload half of it comes from Fuel
Do the same with Megadeth, please.
I'm guessing Mechanix will contribute a lot to that vid
@@savetheevo Yeah i asked for this because of Mechanix.
DISTRIBUTOR
Cartallica entire discagraphy
Album: Rev'Em All
Tracks:
Hit The Tarmac
The Four Mechanics
Motorbreath
Jump In The Car
(Big O) Filling Tires
Whiplash
Phantom (Rolls-Royce)
No Backing Up
Seek & Destroy
Armored Tank
Album: Ride The 95
Tracks:
Fight Fender Bender with Fender Bender
Ride The 95
For Whom The Toll Roads
Paint to Black
Trapped Under Car
Exit Car
Creeping Crash
The Call of Ford
Album: Master of Trucks
Tracks:
Battery
Master of Trucks
The Pickup That Should Not Be
Welcome Home (Truck Driver)
Disposable Mechanics
Leper Sells Man
Peterbilt
Derby, Inc.
Album: ...And Cars for Kidz
Track:
Blackbird
...And Cars for Kidz
Eye of the Driver
Interstate One
The Shortest Road-Trip
Collector of Cars
The Frayed Ends of Insurance Coverage
To Live Is to Drive
Dyer's Car
Album: Cartallica (The Off Road Album)
Tracks:
Enter Jeep
Sad We Crashed
Better Than Geico
The Undriveable
Wherever I May Cruz
Don't Tread on Me
Through the Tunnel
Nothing Else Mater
Of Car and Man
The Ford That Failed
My Friend is my Car
The Mechanical Problems Within
Album: Broken Down
Tracks:
Ain't My Fault
4x4
The Dealership Jack Built
Unit It Works
Nothing's Working
Tow Of The Day
Bleeding Money
Scalping
Poor Twisted Me
Wasting My Money
Insurance Scam Within
Cerritos
Police Towed My Car
Album: Broken Down Again
Tracks:
Fuel
The Damage Remains
Those Devil's Never Fixed My Car
The Undriveable II
Better Work
Scamming
Crying Like A Baby
Bad Insurance
Where The Road Rage Is
Police Chasing
Low Man's Pit Maneuvered
Attitude
Fender Bender
Album: Road Rage
Tracks:
Racing
Road Rage
Some Kind of Driver
Busted Window
Hitting Kids
My Road
Hit Me Again
Amber Alert
The Unnamed License Plate
jail Time
All Could've Been Prevented
Album: Car Magnetic
Tracks:
That Was Just Your Paycheck
The End of The Road
Broken, Crashed & Poor
The Car That Never Arrives
All Street Racing Long
Piston
The Undriveable III
The Lambo Kiss
Crashing & Reparing
My Electric Car
Album: Hot-Wired...To Hopefully Start
Tracks:
Hot-Wired
Atlas, Guide
Now That We're Crashed
Crash Into Store
License No More
Driving record On Fire
Combustion
DriverUNKind
Here Comes The Rage
Am I Savage?
Hit and Run
Out Speed the Cops
Album: 72 Chevy's
Tracks:
72 Chevy's
Corvair Follows
Screaming Corvette
Driving My Impala Away
You Must Driver!
Headlights On
Crown of Chevy
Chasing Camaros
If Chevy Had a Knockoff
Too Far Driven?
Showroom of Chevy's
Silverado
how long did this comment take you lmao
@@Nandeadstudiosai maybe
Now THIS is what I come to RUclips for. THIS is content.
distributor 🗣🗣🔥
Love it! Leper Messiah "seat" instead of chair
0:53 "body body BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE" had my spill my coffee
the thing i love most about these videos is that i always leave them with the impression that, even if i know otherwise, all metallica sings about is car parts
One can assembly entire car few times over with this one... sure, some parts will be missing here and there but that's the thing with Hetfield, you can tell he likes when the car is LIGHT.
Car 'em all
Ride the car
Master of Cars
And cars for all
Metallicar
Loadcar
Reloadcar
St. Car
Death magneticar
Carwired to cardestruct
72 cars
"Old PAINT, old looks" Purify on st anger 0:38 seconds
I decided not to include paint as it was too vague. Doesn't really affect the functionality of the car
@@Nandeadstudios fair point
Me: “Wow, whoever made this video must have a LOT of spare time on their hands!”
Also me: *watched the entire video* 😒
Mohtar
Me: What should I do with the next three minutes of my life
RUclips recommendations:
Me: Yes
This is my favorite song
😂😂😂 this was funnier than it needed to be lmao
And the sticker on the rear window "Carpe Diem Baby"
Full Speed or Nothing!
Hi, in the eighties I counted how many times their lyrics referred to death and dying. That would be interesting to hear.
You forgot the mirror in master of puppets.
Distributor 🗣️🗣️
Ride the Lightning McQueen
Literally Fuel...
Cant stop laughing at “*random words*” “GASOLINE”
1:45 "wheel.. wheel.. *W H E E E E L*"
Fuel was made for this video
This is pinnacle humor
No Lulu? Man, there must be at least “table” from it. Respect camper vans!
'Fuel mirror light fuel' such a poet james is
Wow! I never realized how many car parts were mentioned in "Hero of the Day"! Totally changed my perspective on the song
Light 'em All
Ride The Light
Master of Lights
...And Lights For All
Lightallica
Light
ReLight
St. Light
Light Magnetic
Lightwired... To Self Destruct
72 Lights
This is some premium OG RUclips content right here
Gotta add distributer 👍
When he said *pump* (in lowercase) I felt that
You're some kind of genius
Did a double check and you missed a "mirror" in Master of Puppets. "Pain monopoly, ritual misery, chop your breakfast on a *mirror* "
FUEL FUEL ENGINES GASOLINE!! 🗣
Now it's time to make a car with this exact number of each item
LightallicA
It's all about doors and lights
i think he sings "break"
everyone's talking about light but the thing is it's very spread out with other words between it frequently enough. battery was ridiculous
I lowkey jammed to this.
Battery had me rolling!
Omfg this is gold.
Pump, doors, windows, DOOR, LIGHT, DOORS, SCREEN, PUMPS DISTRIBUTOR!
Ironically, nothing from the garage material.
Listening to this with headphones was Methallica