@@suchomimus9921 Both are funny as heck and I get to start my day off with a big grin. At first, I thought it was like a badger making off with some trash for its nest.
Ruzzian General...... I have some invisibility cloaks that will allow you to maneuver on the battlefield with utter impunity.... and you won't look silly at all. Ruzzian Solider..... Will they work? Ruzzian General....... Would I lie to you?
The politcians can do whatever, the babushkas anyway believe the talkshow propaganda and send their grandsons to their demise in an Ukrainian ditch, all for uncle Vlad
@@thebrowns5337 why not both? With dropshipping the oligarchs can rebrand generic aliexpress junk and sell it at a 5000% markup to their friends in military procurement
They use these coats to keep warm. For the third autumn in a row, Russian winter clothing items are both late to arrive and early to be sold off to score a quick Ruble.
Problem is that when the UAF set the thermal cameras to "black hot" the person using the cape shows up as a black rectangle, as we know nothing in nature has dead straight edges. The Taliban tried using thermal blankets during the Afghan war but they showed up as black oblongs on the Apache camera.
The problem with thermal blankets especially on running vehicles or static snipers is that after a while the vehicle or sniper will heat up the blanket making it non effective
Those costumes are dangerous to wear on public roads. A responsible commander would ensure their costumes featured plenty of reflective stripes, so soldiers could be easily seen by drivers at night.
remember that on russian tv they laughed and told we wouldall die freeze to death, and have to eat our pets,, they go on th strets and demand bad things to us ,, many , rwally many russians are truly orcs,, i wish then all bad things that could happend to them,, the burden they have brought up on the world in the last 200 years, is insane like a ,,,well russian ,, right now russian weapons are found in Gaza,, and all over the world ,i have been to Latvia and Estonia ,, i have talked to people who had to live in the rusky mir,, i have talked to children of mixed russian /what ever, after the fall of the ussr , russia doid not want any who was not full blodded russians ,, and those poor children could not get pasports, because the other part didnt want them because they where half orcs
Yes, laughing at the Mentally Ill & the Special Ed Sectioners is wrong ...but sometimes they're just so funny you can't help but laugh at the crazy imbecility.
You knew it would happen eventually & the Orcs would conjure it up. The Cloak of Incompetence. Maybe we could crowd-fund some Barbie Tu-Tus to at least hide their lower half?
Fun Fact ...A Pop. of 452,157 is hardly a "Small Town". That's a major City. Also, it's the capital of a whole Province of the same name bringing the total pop. living in Batman to 634,491. People who live there could be called Batmanites or perhaps Bat-Men LOL
It's a good indication of the level of "intelligence" of these Russian "soldiers". I'd say, they are a solid "Simple" on Einstein's 5 levels of Cognitive Prowess.
It's such a tragedy when you think of it, these people died and i genuinely feel bad for them but my mind also wonders how the footage of them running would look with Benny Hill music over it...
I had to go look up the word "tragicomic" to describe what I was feeling. That brought tears of laughter to my eyes it was so ridiculous but it was also really really sad. Just wow. "We're so lucky they're so fucking stupid, they run around like goofballs...."
The last feelings of sorry disapere when you listen to native ukrainians in the rf occupayed areas of donbass & lugansk oblast and how this folks got treated by rf & separatist friendly population.
The thing with the cloaks/blankets, is that the longer you lay under them the more heat builds up and will start showing, especially if there is a lot of temperature contrast on a cold day/night. They have to be used correctly and ventilated.... and or course, you can't run around like Batman.
the capes do certainly work, no doubt. But not the way Russia is using them--running around in broad daylight. For a sniper staying still, or moving troops and night they will certainly do a good job.
If the Orc's even had Half a brain they could simply have a strip of Velcro on the rim of these 'Blyatman Cloaks' and it would double as an 'Orc Carcass bag' !? Simple really 😊
I can totally imagine how they got there. Colonel: "Men, These blankets will protect you from drones". Soldier: "How?" Colonel: "I don't know, I didn't care to ask and any more questions are treason".
First we have Russian Supermen (flying through spectacular explosions). Now, we have Russian Batman. I’m convinced super heroes are real and do exist in Russia.
BlyatMan
Funny
🏆
Hahahahahha i think its really him 😂
🤣🤣👍👍
Blyatmobile
Putin now sends his troops pre-wrapped in bodybag. So smart.
That is process streamlining. I suppose it was an idea of MOD Belousov, he's an economist without any clue of military operations.
And you can even recycle the bag. Nice for Putin to care the Earth.
Путин ахент Вашингтон
Drones will leave no bag left😂
Truly some 5d chess at play here.
It's Bring Your Body Bags To Work Day
That's everyday for the Russians
🤣🤣🤣
© bin laden
That was the parade that was M30A1 airburst fragged the other day - final passing out, fond farewell from commander and Bodybag collection...
😂😂😂
Wait a minute...
That ain't Batman and Robin...
It's Blyatman
blyatman ... wish I had thought of that to use lol
Blyatman and Roblin
@@suchomimus9921 Both are funny as heck and I get to start my day off with a big grin. At first, I thought it was like a badger making off with some trash for its nest.
Blyatman = hysterical!
@@suchomimus9921 If you want a good laugh, google it.
The Joker is still hiding in his bunker in moscovia.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE PENGUIN... LOL
@@user-McGiveryou are both right😆
Penguin-Joker hybrid. 😂😂😂
AKA the Evil Dwarf Tsar
no the joker is zelensky coz he is a comedian. this my logic.
Imagine being handed a blanket and ordered to run at enemy lines.
Now go Ivan! You're invisible now! Uraaaa!
Then, imagine being handling a diaper. Next step: the diaper is second hand.
The kid thinks it doubles as a helmet too
🤣
Negative. BYOB- Bring Your Own Blanket
I wonder if they are also wearing anti mine safety socks.
The bots are on hold while we're having laugh. Slava Ukraini 💪🏻🇺🇦
*Героям слава.* 💪
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He's the soldier Russia deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
😂😂😂😂😂
its steven seagal, out to fullfill his promise
You mean he had ludicrous hair color also?
😂😂😂😂
@@thePronto And i got a glimpse of his spray-on-beard also. Must have been Stevie, King of Bullshido.
Shits-his-pants seagal couldn't waddle that fast if he had to.
must have been his stunt double. The video shows a man actually moving.
Ruzzian General...... I have some invisibility cloaks that will allow you to maneuver on the battlefield with utter impunity.... and you won't look silly at all.
Ruzzian Solider..... Will they work?
Ruzzian General....... Would I lie to you?
Ruzzian Soldier... Where did you get them?
Ruzzian General... My wife owns a tent factory. She makes them.
Russia Soldier: Does a Russian Bear shit in the Woods?
It's the complete lack of embarrassment from the Russian government that gets me. Not just this but the hole they have dug for themselves.
Cos players are serious and professionals compared to the russian government
The politcians can do whatever, the babushkas anyway believe the talkshow propaganda and send their grandsons to their demise in an Ukrainian ditch, all for uncle Vlad
Absolutely cracked me up ,"russia deploys the batman " 😂😂😂
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Blyatman!
You know the Russian government while taking its cut, grossly overpaid a Chinese company for those capes. They also protect against real bird poop.
I wondered if it was in house and yet another oligarch has yet another new yacht.
@@thebrowns5337 why not both? With dropshipping the oligarchs can rebrand generic aliexpress junk and sell it at a 5000% markup to their friends in military procurement
Slava Ukraine from Romania.
*Героям слава.* 💪
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You're a wizard Vladimir 😂
Batman & Robin ❌️
Batman is robbin ✔️
Blyatman and robbinovich
Batman sent to rob
@@CB74651😂😂😂
Blyatman and Boris
They use these coats to keep warm. For the third autumn in a row, Russian winter clothing items are both late to arrive and early to be sold off to score a quick Ruble.
This drone operator had to have been like "What the ever loving what?"
A true gamechanger.
BlyatMan, you cant make this shit up 😂
"2nd military in the world" 🤣
Third best in russia now that the North Koreans arrived 😅
Looks more like they're getting used to their body bags.
"Pre-wearing" them? 😂
Oh dear. I wonder who trained them to do that? They must be as inept as the poor orcs running around in broad daylight like that.
i like that they just left them black, rather than camouflage them
So in the middle of winter we will see guys in black capes running about.. hmm.. disconcerting
Should wear white sheets with pointy hats.
Highly amusing Mr S, especially so close to Hallowe'en; and clearly not very effective, like most orc kit. Thanks for a good chuckle!😄👏🏻
Average camouflage of a tricker treater had me spit my drink up😂
The guy is using his noggin. If only he had done that before getting mobilized. Like maybe voting. Or protesting.
Problem is that when the UAF set the thermal cameras to "black hot" the person using the cape shows up as a black rectangle, as we know nothing in nature has dead straight edges. The Taliban tried using thermal blankets during the Afghan war but they showed up as black oblongs on the Apache camera.
The IR footage from AH64, HH60 and AC130 is incredible. Can't run and can't hide.
Lots of things in nature have straight edges. A pyrite crystal has a dozen.
@@canadiangemstones7636 don't see many of them moving out in the open
They also don't work if you wear them too long. After a while you warm up the material, and it will start to show. It's essentially a mylar blanket.
I can only imagine the confusion among the real bats in Ukraine
Holy shooting blankets Batman.
Shape: X. Shine: X. Silhouette: X. Shadow: X. Camouflage courtesy of Alibaba.
Looks like that forest might be haunted by ghosts... Maybe Russia should deploy its Scooby-Doo squat to investigate
Halloween comming up
This is not something that I expected to hear this morning. Title and the intro is absolutely hilarious!
The problem with thermal blankets especially on running vehicles or static snipers is that after a while the vehicle or sniper will heat up the blanket making it non effective
Robin is still robbing the local stores...he's next...haha
Invisible cloak from Harry Potter😊😊😊
_Benny Hill theme_
😂
Monty Pyton`s : Always look at the ......
Yakety Sax, Liberty Bell March, Entry of the Gladiators. Any of these might work.
@@wolfgangemmerich7552maybe with Emperor Palpatine, Sauron, and Vladimir Putin singing it 😅
Because。。Because I'm Blyatman!!
It was supposed to be coated by a thin layer of ethanol right before use, but the said fluid disappeared
Not enough potato juice to go round.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...True BEATMAN ..( in Romanian , BEAT=DRUNK...)
Such a hilarious commentary! Absolutely fantastic LOL
Thank you good sir. You gave me the laugh i dearly needed today.
Those runners got pranked with Harry Potter capes 😂 "This will make you invicible Ivan" 😂😂😂
Halloween is fast approaching 🤣
Those costumes are dangerous to wear on public roads. A responsible commander would ensure their costumes featured plenty of reflective stripes, so soldiers could be easily seen by drivers at night.
Its cruel to laugh... but I can't help it, lol.
😂😂
😂😂
remember that on russian tv they laughed and told we wouldall die freeze to death, and have to eat our pets,, they go on th strets and demand bad things to us ,, many , rwally many russians are truly orcs,, i wish then all bad things that could happend to them,, the burden they have brought up on the world in the last 200 years, is insane like a ,,,well russian ,, right now russian weapons are found in Gaza,, and all over the world ,i have been to Latvia and Estonia ,, i have talked to people who had to live in the rusky mir,, i have talked to children of mixed russian /what ever, after the fall of the ussr , russia doid not want any who was not full blodded russians ,, and those poor children could not get pasports, because the other part didnt want them because they where half orcs
Yes, laughing at the Mentally Ill & the Special Ed Sectioners is wrong ...but sometimes they're just so funny you can't help but laugh at the crazy imbecility.
Thank you, Strength and Love.
You knew it would happen eventually & the Orcs would conjure it up. The Cloak of Incompetence. Maybe we could crowd-fund some Barbie Tu-Tus to at least hide their lower half?
Fun fact.. in Türkiye, they actually have a small town call BATMAN
in Thailand its a common name
@davidroosa4561 that's why mine is a fun fact and thailand is not 😝
Fun Fact ...A Pop. of 452,157 is hardly a "Small Town". That's a major City. Also, it's the capital of a whole Province of the same name bringing the total pop. living in Batman to 634,491. People who live there could be called Batmanites or perhaps Bat-Men LOL
@KevinWarburton-tv2iy lol
Hilarious. Russian soldiers really do have a sense of humour, you've got to give'm that one, LOL!
They must have some great shrooms over there at this time of year.
Blyyyaaaatmaaan!
And later, splatman.
Local hydroponic shop must be making a killing 😁
They've brought in the Blyat Rex: if it doesn't move, you can't see it.
thermal cover is great... at night...without moving much 💀
Thanks
I like the humour mixed in. Keep it up !
Sadman!
ha, you have not seen Robin. He has the better coat. ;)
russians carrying thwir own body bags. very effiecient
It's a good indication of the level of "intelligence" of these Russian "soldiers". I'd say, they are a solid "Simple" on Einstein's 5 levels of Cognitive Prowess.
Look up McNamara’s Morons. Turns out low-IQ troops die at 3x the average rate, but it’s all poor old pootin has left.
Lmao! Thank you!!
Highly interesting!
This is f.ckin hilarious 😂
It's such a tragedy when you think of it, these people died and i genuinely feel bad for them but my mind also wonders how the footage of them running would look with Benny Hill music over it...
I had to go look up the word "tragicomic" to describe what I was feeling. That brought tears of laughter to my eyes it was so ridiculous but it was also really really sad. Just wow. "We're so lucky they're so fucking stupid, they run around like goofballs...."
Yakkety Sax ?
The last feelings of sorry disapere when you listen to native ukrainians in the rf occupayed areas of donbass & lugansk oblast and how this folks got treated by rf & separatist friendly population.
@@wolfgangemmerich7552are these two specific individuals the perpetrators of those native Ukrainians in those regions?
Sooo sad, poor people... 😭 but maybe next time they will not invade other countries to kill other people
I've seen this, it's the trailer for The Dark Knight RiZZes 🤔
Its a witch in the forest... minus broomstick and black cat.
One of the table cloths from Ivan's Bar & Restaurant is missing.
It looks ridiculous but actually works better than I expected.
The thing with the cloaks/blankets, is that the longer you lay under them the more heat builds up and will start showing, especially if there is a lot of temperature contrast on a cold day/night. They have to be used correctly and ventilated.... and or course, you can't run around like Batman.
the capes do certainly work, no doubt. But not the way Russia is using them--running around in broad daylight.
For a sniper staying still, or moving troops and night they will certainly do a good job.
Jack, you had you chance to say, "I am Batman" in the Batman voice....
Excellent stuff for a black metal band video
If the Orc's even had Half a brain they could simply have a strip of Velcro on the rim of these 'Blyatman Cloaks' and it would double as an 'Orc Carcass bag' !? Simple really 😊
He didnt want his mates nicking is poncho while he was out of the trench 🤣
Thanks for the giggles! I hope they don't watch this channel, but probably not.
Ah, yes, long awaited live action Batman v Predator we've all been waiting for.
I can totally imagine how they got there.
Colonel: "Men, These blankets will protect you from drones".
Soldier: "How?"
Colonel: "I don't know, I didn't care to ask and any more questions are treason".
@@A_Haunted_Pancake the operator will be unable to aim, because they're going to be laughing at you too much
First we have Russian Supermen (flying through spectacular explosions).
Now, we have Russian Batman. I’m convinced super heroes are real and do exist in Russia.
Thank you for the update
Like a comedy show.
The whole russian war effort has been a comedy show.
I missed the audio! nananana BATMAN!
Thank you for making me laugh with my morning coffee 😂
Thank you!
No worries. The USA is going to send Ukraine 100 Penguin coats to combat this new threat by Russia
That's not batman it's Blyatman
Kevlar underpants! That’s what was missing!!!
Thank you for this video. I absolutely love your humor.
This is funny ( in the face of war ) - thanks as usual Suchomimus
If Del and Rodders had some of this gear! 🤣
@@DetroitMicroSound they probably sold it to them
Thanks for the laugh, Sucho - needed it this morning lol 👍
#IAMBLYATMAN
Good grief ... 🫣
You sure that wasn't Steven Seagal?
i see they have resolved bodybag issue
Russians come pre packed into Ukraine
No need for them to be packed
Good plan!
Can we please refer to the RF stealth tarpaulin as a ‘cope cape’, thanks
Good report Suchomimus!! 💪💪🇺🇦🇺🇦🫡🫡🇨🇦🇨🇦
slava Ukraini
Thank you, Suchomimus, for this update, very much appreciated.
🇺🇦 Перемоги та миру всім українцям! 🇺🇦
Now we're screwed.
Blessings, peace and luck from California to Ukraine. 🙏🙏☮🍀💛💙