A waiter at one of my favorite restaurants used to do this. When my girlfriend and I would go, we always hoped we would not get that guy as our waiter. He also had a mustache and a ponytail.
One day I'll find a love so true that they'll hold my hand tightly yet gently while I try not to shit myself at a hipster restaurant.... Ugh I'm getting teary-eyed just thinking about it.
Chris Ducat You know, it’s actually a very interesting concept (I’m farting) one that dates back to old vaudeville performers like Fatty Arbuckle (I’m farting) and Buster Keaton who recognized that truly great humour had to be universal (Im still farting) and appeal to a younger audience as strongly (hold my hand I’m farting) as it would to an older one
When we were kids, my sisters and i recorded a selection of farts on cassette tape. To this day... it's one of my funniest memories. It was a challenge back then ..to get to the recorder in time, have the tape cued up etc....no just grabbing your phone to record. Fart patio...lol.
Girls never fart, stop lying. At least that's what I thought until my former fiancee found me half frozen on a picnic table in a park in a town in Central Czech Republic many years ago, covered in snow and dreaming I was being stalked by wolves and I somehow got transferred to a town in Central Czech Republic and all these people from the company are handing me shots of vodka and homegrown and pointing at me laughing and saying stuff in a language that sounds like when you've bought a bunch of cigarettes and you smoked them all, for whatever reason, in a short time, now you're coughing up all kinds of things and that's the same sounds that make up the Czech language are. And there she is, she was hot, not in her country, because her country is basically like a farm for really hot chicks, about 5'10, mostly natural blonde, blue eyed, fur coats, stiletto cowboy boots, everything perfect, guess they leave because it's so hard to live in a country where everyone's hot, not the men though, men in the Czech Republic can be really good looking dudes, but the vast majority of Czech men ,they themselves admit it, it's like men from rural Virginia where I'm from, you don't fall in love with guys like us over looks, no we sometimes scare children we're so ugly and crazy looking, not all, my dad was very handsome, but your typical Czech or Virginian man, getting mad at us and calling us ugly is like encouraging us to embrace looking inbred, not that we are but a lot of us have wild eyes, and you gotta worry about a boy with wild eyes, it's genetics, or so the scientific community tends to agree on. Anyways, the Farting Queen, she did what had to be done, she saw me stumble out of the bar like a deer that's just been shot, has about 60-75 yards to live before it drops dead, which is about thirty seconds. Yeah, and she was smart, PhD by 24, hot, wicked accent, like she answered to the Kremlin, looked like Trinity from the Matrix, tight buns, Lord Jesus, couldn't drive a block without crashing my car, was crazy because of some medication she didn't talk about, loved our cats and pretty much ripped a massive fart every hour or so. I went to junior high with a bunch of other boys and she farted as much as we accused other boys of beating off in the bathroom and had less shame.
this episode had me and my husband laughing so much! I eat like this all the time so it doesn't affect me this way, but getting him on juice and extra veggies LOL well its pretty accurate ;)
I never had that issue but my mom did. Everyone's gut biome is completely messed up from processed foods. We are still vegan nearly 10 years. All of the other family members have declining health, except us ...
@@oliverram3243 would you ask someone who decided to reject racist thinking if they are still against racism? It is the same concept. Veganism is a moral philosophy which rejects the objectification of nonhumans.
I had this issue when I went vegetarian a few years ago, my digestive system wasn't used to the amount of fiber and raw veggies, but after accustoming my body to it and taking beano, it doesn't affect me like it. I'm also implementing vegan into my diet as well. I guess it's about your diet and the individual persons digestive track and what it's used to and what it can handle.
the fucking captions are so great. "it didn't don't feel like it's not that second he was really good mister racing team and any other stimulated feild landfill in the same thing I just couldn't see sunshine forsake Christians of something"
I never wish that farting never becomes the norm. Imagine a hot summer day in a stuffy bus where the driver keeps all the windows shut. At that point you'd rather inhale the exhaust.
FYI the flatulence is due to your digestive system not being used to that kind of diet, if you sustain a raw vegan diet your system will adjust and you won’t have the constant toots
🤣🤣🤣 So True, I was in Portland as a long distance mover and my company put an ad on craigslist for helpers to offload a section of a 53' moving trailer. Turns out one of the helper was a vegan. And bloated gas bug 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Guy passed gas in front of everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the way the waitress leans to take the order, in that pseudo spontaneus natural way now managers impose on waiters in some venues, to create closure and some sense of "fun". I mean, it´s much better than the robotic tirany that waiters have to work with around the globe, in a sort of paid-slave fashion. I hope all lean. (I love Portlandia for the details)
Chris Ducat I was asking where tempeh was at a health food store and I was like, "Do you have temp-ay, or temp-uh, or however you say it?" The guy who worked there gave me a pitying look. He was actually nice and helpful, though. I felt like I was living in a Portlandia skit and this was in Springfield, IL! 😂 I didn't know how to pronounce quinoa at first, either!
Ahh... the first youtubers.... when making RUclips videos wasn't about the money. I wonder if like some of those youtubers (before 2010s) still active and popular now.
Turn on the subtitles. "I wish they had cushions or something" was written as, "Forsake christians for something". Two levels of entertainment right there.
If you have a bunch of gunk and putrified matter in your colon, introducing fresh living fruits and greens will start to get your bowels moving. So yeah, it's going to be gassy at first... but after a while you rarely ever suffer from gas at all...
Meat dissolves instantly in your digestive track. PLANT matter is indigestible. Considering the very tough nature of plant cells our bodies can easily break down animal cells. So if you have "Gunk" in your intestines that is 1) plant fibers and 2) more dead plants.
Shinku Toner hehe where in gods name do you have that information from? Humans do not have the stomach of a meat eater, we are designed to be plant eaters. You should refresh that 50's information with some newer science :)
Funny! the best thing with vegan farts is that they don't stink out the whole house for hours! I do know some that get gas in the beginning of legumes,hehe, but having a meat eater use my bathroom is just a shock to all my senses.. god dam, that smells so rotten and gross.. I would probably go to the hospital if I ever produced a smell like that, hehe.
I don't agree with you at all. I dated a vegan and her farts were damned smelly. Vegans are literally trying to say their shit don't stank, but it does. Ever smelled a pile of rotting vegetables? They stank. So does any food being processed by your system. I once ate just candy for a whole day when i was a kid, and my farts smelled kind of sweet. Does that mean I should eat only candy? NO! haha
hehe I don't know what kind of food your ex ate, hehe, but I can assure you that is not normal. Maybe she was new to it and was detoxing or just bad diet. Vegetables don't rotten fast and if you have regular bowl movements they don't have time to rot in your body like meat. Put a piece of meat next to a potato on the bench and see who rotten first ;) And I know many vegans and vegetarians and meat eaters, not just one ex, and I can tell you who I experienced smells the most, in all ways :) But as in everything, there is always exceptions ;)
Does anyone remember "Freelee the banana girl"? I'm...so sorry...never been vegan, but did follow her for the...horror show, of it all (?), for a while, a decade ago... Hey, vegans? Fruit, maybe. On an empty stomach. Most other vegetables are better absorbed in COOKED form. Broccoli wasn't even consumed raw, until the 1980's, on those stupid veggie trays. Broccoli should be cooked! Raw broccoli can hurt your thyroid gland, if you were having it everyday.
Lmao she kneels down to eye level I fucking love this.
I hate it when people touch my arm when they speak to me
A waiter at one of my favorite restaurants used to do this. When my girlfriend and I would go, we always hoped we would not get that guy as our waiter. He also had a mustache and a ponytail.
@@gnussyflarkin Did you ever bother to just say "no" to the touching?
@@answerman9933 - He never touched us. He would just always kneel down on one leg to take our order.
One day I'll find a love so true that they'll hold my hand tightly yet gently while I try not to shit myself at a hipster restaurant.... Ugh I'm getting teary-eyed just thinking about it.
Pisces Rain Your comment made me laugh harder than it should've lol
There are dudes who'll pay you to do it
So sweet, I hope you find your person
I laughed so hard I farted 💩
Bonus points if you get them to ride fixies with you and re-enact the fred bike sketch.
"When in Rome, let that fart foam". Somebody get me a t-shirt.
OMG-- I'd buy one in a heartbeat.
a fart-beat
Lucinda Pimm Lol, perfect! 😂👏💨❤️
but it makes no sense?
You may not be doing it right then.
Girl's IMDB profile:
Best known for that 4-second no-dialoge role in Portlandia. She farted.
but she's gorgeous
@@ratprophet yeah are vegans allowed to eat the booty?
@@KandiKlover Nothing's off the table when it comes to that
"Would you hold my hand for a sec? See. Yeah, I just gotta get this fart out." Hahahahah.
Henry C Fisher literally my wife
really upset they didn't call it the "Flatulounge"
That's brilliant!
I was expecting "Flatio"....
i had no idea that flatulounge was an option. But now that i do, I am outraged.
Genius
Bro, you just gave away your idea to thiefs! You could've made that restaurant yourself and be broke!
I once got confused and thought the fart patio was the smoking section. Three people went to the hospital. I still get nightmares...
And then I go to the corner and light up a cigar
🤣🤣🤣
I’m surprised you didn’t cause a fireball.
It's a vape section, too, now.
Why does re-actively saying "I'm farting" somehow elevate this sketch, while still being the same level of humor I enjoyed when I was 12 XD
Chris Ducat You know, it’s actually a very interesting concept (I’m farting) one that dates back to old vaudeville performers like Fatty Arbuckle (I’m farting) and Buster Keaton who recognized that truly great humour had to be universal (Im still farting) and appeal to a younger audience as strongly (hold my hand I’m farting) as it would to an older one
@@assmane999 Yeah I was farting during that whole thing
The mask the sound while talking over it
(I wish I was farting.)
I just seriously almost hyperventilated laughing at this.
Thank You.
These two are beyond funny.
Glad I wasn't in the room with them.
Well, that's definitely enough internet for today.
What is that supposed to mean
@@GS42SCHOPAWE Don't act like you don't know, Slartyfartblast. 😎
Good one.
🤣
lol I know what you mean.
I don't think I'll ever get to an age where I don't find farts funny
Keeleycide Life is over at that point.......
I am 44 and I continue to find more nuianced ways of appreciating the humor in farting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm 38 and i find them funnier and funnier every year! I was almost in tears laughing at this!
Keeleycide my countries humour is very different from US humour. I find a lot of it funny but fart jokes just don't do anything for me
RottingHearts well I'm from England so there are definitely differences with humour but farts are funny to me.
Carrie sold that character! So believable what an amazing job!
All I want in life is to have someone that could hold my hand as I pass gas.
It's not as wonderful as you might imagine...been there, done that and now I'm divorced.
@@shannonh.n.4046 Was it at least good at the time?
@@Murgatroydian He farted all the time and it was disgusting...
@@shannonh.n.4046 that's the reason why you divorced? I can understand that. Didn't you noticed it before you got married?!
@@shannonh.n.4046 nah you just a betch.
She so cute when she said "now I feel all loosey goose" lol
the waitress positions at eye level!!.....what a mood!....
This is exactly what my wife and I were like when we had Jerusalem artichokes for dinner then went to a concert. Could not stop.
The subtitles to this are the greatest thing I have ever witnessed.
I was wondering who else got that
When we were kids, my sisters and i recorded a selection of farts on cassette tape. To this day... it's one of my funniest memories.
It was a challenge back then ..to get to the recorder in time, have the tape cued up etc....no just grabbing your phone to record.
Fart patio...lol.
lol best comment
these guys are so funny and their jokes are so fresh
Every raw Vegan typing right now is farting between every word. Lol. Just imagine that when you read their posts hahah
Not true, and the energy and vitality of raw Vegans speaks for itself. :)
Karen Stockton your body is literally eating it's self and that's why you feel the vitality because we were meant to consume flesh.
Meat farts are just as bad, if not worse than vegan farts. Lobster farts are the worst. Bean farts don't have a smell.
J S flatulence is a sign of poor digestion. Fruit destroys nerve insulation. Veganism is libertarianism which can never be supported by logic.
J S
I don’t know what beans you eat that don’t have a bad smell.
“Shiva salad?” I guess it is meant to destroy your insides.
😂👍
Too many legumes, boOM!😱💨💩
Brilliant
I knew someone would say it. 😂
oxalate salad mmm
Feigning a heart attack or seizure before your next big blast is always a crowd favorite. "Are you OK?!"
Love how casual they are about letting it rip!!
My sister and I were vegan for a couple years and this is a 100% accurate portrayal of what it was like when we got together.
Not really, I'm vegan and I've been vegetarian for 12 years, no random ass farting.
I was vegetarian for years and took Beano. It works!
just one or two absolutely massive ones where your dog ran for its safety
It goes away if you take digestive enzyms. Im raw vegan and have almost no gas
Raw vegan? Bc im vegan and that never happens lol
"Now I'm all loosey-goosey." Haha!
What’s funny is that exactly how I handle my farts. I have to say “I’m farting” every time I farted
ew
Girls never fart, stop lying.
At least that's what I thought until my former fiancee found me half frozen on a picnic table in a park in a town in Central Czech Republic many years ago, covered in snow and dreaming I was being stalked by wolves and I somehow got transferred to a town in Central Czech Republic and all these people from the company are handing me shots of vodka and homegrown and pointing at me laughing and saying stuff in a language that sounds like when you've bought a bunch of cigarettes and you smoked them all, for whatever reason, in a short time, now you're coughing up all kinds of things and that's the same sounds that make up the Czech language are. And there she is, she was hot, not in her country, because her country is basically like a farm for really hot chicks, about 5'10, mostly natural blonde, blue eyed, fur coats, stiletto cowboy boots, everything perfect, guess they leave because it's so hard to live in a country where everyone's hot, not the men though, men in the Czech Republic can be really good looking dudes, but the vast majority of Czech men ,they themselves admit it, it's like men from rural Virginia where I'm from, you don't fall in love with guys like us over looks, no we sometimes scare children we're so ugly and crazy looking, not all, my dad was very handsome, but your typical Czech or Virginian man, getting mad at us and calling us ugly is like encouraging us to embrace looking inbred, not that we are but a lot of us have wild eyes, and you gotta worry about a boy with wild eyes, it's genetics, or so the scientific community tends to agree on. Anyways, the Farting Queen, she did what had to be done, she saw me stumble out of the bar like a deer that's just been shot, has about 60-75 yards to live before it drops dead, which is about thirty seconds. Yeah, and she was smart, PhD by 24, hot, wicked accent, like she answered to the Kremlin, looked like Trinity from the Matrix, tight buns, Lord Jesus, couldn't drive a block without crashing my car, was crazy because of some medication she didn't talk about, loved our cats and pretty much ripped a massive fart every hour or so. I went to junior high with a bunch of other boys and she farted as much as we accused other boys of beating off in the bathroom and had less shame.
Freddy Marcel-Marcum yea no we definitely fart. And we smell them too.
@@freddymarcel-marcum6831 did you just add a random chunk of text between your first and last sentence??
@@lanceseaman88 I dunno man, can't remember.
this episode had me and my husband laughing so much! I eat like this all the time so it doesn't affect me this way, but getting him on juice and extra veggies LOL well its pretty accurate ;)
These captions were in a world of their own
I absolutely hate fart related humor but this is fucking hilarious!!! The fan kills me
For many reasons this is one of my favorite videos ever. Plus, Carrie looks hot with that hair style
I went vegan january 1st. To be honest...i lived on the toilet for like 2 weeks :D once you get past that point its smooth sailing haha
still vegan?
I never had that issue but my mom did. Everyone's gut biome is completely messed up from processed foods.
We are still vegan nearly 10 years. All of the other family members have declining health, except us ...
@@oliverram3243 would you ask someone who decided to reject racist thinking if they are still against racism?
It is the same concept. Veganism is a moral philosophy which rejects the objectification of nonhumans.
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet no it’s not the same concept at all.
@@oliverram3243 do you consider non-human animal lives less valuable and deserving of life solely based on the bodies that they were born into?
"Wh what was that? ...a little mustard seed?"
"I was farting during that whole thing."
"I'm farting" straight face and kept talking thats the kind of confidence I need lol
That bubble-guts sound at 0:38 had me wondering if there was an aquarium nearby??
i never really understood this scene but now that i am vegan, i understand this 100% oh my god
You have a lot of gas?
@@garyh4458 yeah
@@wowsaikey nice :3
Yes, that is the perfect emoji for this subject. I like it a lot.
Thoughts and prayers to anyone sitting in front of that fan.
I had this issue when I went vegetarian a few years ago, my digestive system wasn't used to the amount of fiber and raw veggies, but after accustoming my body to it and taking beano, it doesn't affect me like it. I'm also implementing vegan into my diet as well.
I guess it's about your diet and the individual persons digestive track and what it's used to and what it can handle.
*plant-based
Veganism is a moral stance against the unnecessary murder and exploitation of non-human animals ✌🏼
When I uploaded this, I had turned on the subtitles by mistake. Once I read them...well...I just HAD to leave them! *lol*
Aaron Lazare niiiiiice!
The subtitles are serious drama, and the reality is that its a bad lip reading spoof. Its bizarro world
the fucking captions are so great.
"it didn't don't feel like it's not that second he was really good mister racing team and any other stimulated feild landfill in the same thing I just couldn't see sunshine forsake Christians of something"
Was that girl at the end Eugenia Cooney? It looked just like her
Eugenia can't fart cause she doesn't eat
@@MionMikan she does now! Yay!
I thought the same thing!!!
I was wondering the same thing, but I don’t think it is.
No. Too heavy.
"When in roam let that fart foam" XD
Rome
Lesson learned: do not watch this while putting on mascara. Disastrous results. Lol!!
🤣🤣🤣
The accuracy is impeccable
Carrie looks so pretty!! 💓💓
I like to pull an invisible train whistle when I fart.
pointlessfailure pretty sure my husband does that too. 😂
I've never laughed that hard until today!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Fart patio...genius! Love from the UK
I'm a vegan and I find this fucking hilarious! Love this kind of humor
Still vegan ?
Mariano, the carnivore diet incel wants to know if you're still vegan. That's how pathetic his incel life is.
@@lizzichi86 why so aggressive? you dont even know what their diet is
@@lizzichi86 Asking a simple question provokes a needlessly passive aggressive response from you? THAT'S pretty damn pathetic.
Same.
Never laughed so much at a fart joke.... well done.
Im vegan and this video is totally AWESOME... I wish we could all fart so openly...
no, your body frees toxins and you make other people inhale them
I never wish that farting never becomes the norm.
Imagine a hot summer day in a stuffy bus where the driver keeps all the windows shut.
At that point you'd rather inhale the exhaust.
You could have just said that this video is awesome..
Lets make fun of something that's different, yet totally sensible! How old are you guys?
Unlike carnism, veganism harms no one!
The first time I ever ate a raw restaurant this was pretty much what happened!
You ate the entire restaurant? Damn! You must have been starving.
FYI the flatulence is due to your digestive system not being used to that kind of diet, if you sustain a raw vegan diet your system will adjust and you won’t have the constant toots
@Los Fromla triggered
@@ahumanaperson Been at it for five years and the farting continues. Fart on fellow farter.🙊
@@ahumanaperson no it will not, that just proves that you are not human
🤣🤣🤣 So True, I was in Portland as a long distance mover and my company put an ad on craigslist for helpers to offload a section of a 53' moving trailer.
Turns out one of the helper was a vegan. And bloated gas bug 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guy passed gas in front of everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ah, fart jokes.. peak of comedy
🐈⬛💨
I looked and apparently this is a real restaurant in Portland. Interesting. :)
Long drawn-out yet intelligent fart joke commences at 0:50.
As a vegan myself I can def say that I farted WAY more before lol
The captions are pure gold!
I love the way the waitress leans to take the order, in that pseudo spontaneus natural way now managers impose on waiters in some venues, to create closure and some sense of "fun".
I mean, it´s much better than the robotic tirany that waiters have to work with around the globe, in a sort of paid-slave fashion.
I hope all lean.
(I love Portlandia for the details)
Sorry, why can’t I stop laughing? And I haven’t even had my coffee 😂
I love correcting people on their pronunciation of "quinoa".
FART AREA PART KILLED ME 😂
Vegans go through a lot of scented candles a lot
We do.
Damn, glad I still eat fish.
Essential oils help.
LOL
It's hard to believe that something like Portlandia and Duck Dynasty exist in the same universe.
"Now I'm all loosey goosey" Lols
My stomach hurts from laughter. Oh God, I'm crying.
I thought that girl was Grimes in the thumbnail
I thought it was Eugenia Cooney
in the unlikely case I ever open a restaurant, I ll definetly have a fart patio...how can you not
I'm not a vegan, but those raw salads at the top of the menu sound delicious.
You don't have to be vegan to eat a salad
They’re shit trust me
Don't care how old you are, farts are funny.
I'm long time vegan and digest legumes well but I made the mistake of introducing friends to vegan food with a lentil dish
Dessert was just laughter.
You're so vegan you had to put it in the comment section.
Tell me you don't know how digestion works while flexing on your obvious bowel problems if you're farting literally moments after eating something...
all this sketches are genious!!
They sell Quinoa at my store...never knew how to say it, and neither did anyone else!
Chris Ducat I was asking where tempeh was at a health food store and I was like, "Do you have temp-ay, or temp-uh, or however you say it?" The guy who worked there gave me a pitying look. He was actually nice and helpful, though. I felt like I was living in a Portlandia skit and this was in Springfield, IL! 😂
I didn't know how to pronounce quinoa at first, either!
I love this sketch so much
Who else recognizes their server is LONELYGIRL from the first days of youtube!?!
HOLY SHIT!
Ahh... the first youtubers.... when making RUclips videos wasn't about the money. I wonder if like some of those youtubers (before 2010s) still active and popular now.
ijustine is the one that comes to mind at first for me, she started making vids in 2007 and just for the love of making vids and being on cam.
@@royery it was all fake ....
"I'm farting"
"Yeah"
the subtitles are hilarious
Turn on the subtitles. "I wish they had cushions or something" was written as, "Forsake christians for something". Two levels of entertainment right there.
You think that’s an accident? That’s Bill Gates, Zuck and Google’s ongoing war on God
carry brownstein is so fucking funny!!! XD
a 2 min long fart joke. brilliant.
Those are good looks for those two.
Thought I heard Dead Prez start playin when they hit the fart patio. Lmfao
100% South Pasadena, California, exempt not even near as neurotic.
Girl at 1:55 looks like Eugenia cooney if she gained weight
If you have a bunch of gunk and putrified matter in your colon, introducing fresh living fruits and greens will start to get your bowels moving. So yeah, it's going to be gassy at first... but after a while you rarely ever suffer from gas at all...
This is true.
Putrefied matter in your colon? LOL
You're also talking out of your ass.
Meat dissolves instantly in your digestive track. PLANT matter is indigestible. Considering the very tough nature of plant cells our bodies can easily break down animal cells. So if you have "Gunk" in your intestines that is 1) plant fibers and 2) more dead plants.
Shinku Toner
hehe where in gods name do you have that information from? Humans do not have the stomach of a meat eater, we are designed to be plant eaters. You should refresh that 50's information with some newer science :)
That’s love when they fart and you don’t miss a beat.
Pretty sure this would be funny even without most of the fart noises.
"Let that fart foam"😂🤣😂
you dont even have to play find the vegan in this comments section
Farts will always be funny
I'm vegan and never get gassy.
The "fart patio" must have been filmed at a completely different location! :P
Oh come on, you just ate a ton of beans and vegetables, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
I laughed so hard I farted along with them 😂
anyone knows who that waitress is?
Meredith Adelaide.
When in Rome… let that fart foam. Lol.
The waitress looks like the girl from those old lonelygirl15 videos o.o;
The hand hold gets me
Funny! the best thing with vegan farts is that they don't stink out the whole house for hours! I do know some that get gas in the beginning of legumes,hehe, but having a meat eater use my bathroom is just a shock to all my senses.. god dam, that smells so rotten and gross.. I would probably go to the hospital if I ever produced a smell like that, hehe.
I don't agree with you at all. I dated a vegan and her farts were damned smelly. Vegans are literally trying to say their shit don't stank, but it does. Ever smelled a pile of rotting vegetables? They stank. So does any food being processed by your system. I once ate just candy for a whole day when i was a kid, and my farts smelled kind of sweet. Does that mean I should eat only candy? NO! haha
hehe I don't know what kind of food your ex ate, hehe, but I can assure you that is not normal. Maybe she was new to it and was detoxing or just bad diet. Vegetables don't rotten fast and if you have regular bowl movements they don't have time to rot in your body like meat. Put a piece of meat next to a potato on the bench and see who rotten first ;) And I know many vegans and vegetarians and meat eaters, not just one ex, and I can tell you who I experienced smells the most, in all ways :) But as in everything, there is always exceptions ;)
When you fart your body let`s all the toxins that are inside free, meat doesn`t rot inside you, it`s just that the food you eat will still have junk.
Does anyone remember "Freelee the banana girl"?
I'm...so sorry...never been vegan, but did follow her for the...horror show, of it all (?), for a while, a decade ago...
Hey, vegans? Fruit, maybe. On an empty stomach. Most other vegetables are better absorbed in COOKED form.
Broccoli wasn't even consumed raw, until the 1980's, on those stupid veggie trays. Broccoli should be cooked! Raw broccoli can hurt your thyroid gland, if you were having it everyday.