Irving Zartackis and the Junkyard Boyz - State Law

You steal an ear of corn from a farmer’s market, you get 15 years in jail
And when you sign your name on a document, man, you gotta punch it all out in Braille
If you beat someone with a sock full of peas, it’s a deadly weapons charge
You can’t smoke a cigarette while doing a handstand on the third Sunday in March
State law, state law
(God dammit!)
State law, state law
(Aw, shit!)
Every new park bench has to be christened by the governor givin’ it a lick
And it’s a class 3 misdemeanor if you get caught eating butter on a stick
Every baby born, until their birth certificate has gotten out to print,
Is assigned a temporary legal name, and they’re all called…”Randall Bintt”??
State law, state law
(God!)
State law, state law
(Aw, GONADS!)
If you siphon gas from your neighbor’s car, you get slapped with a hell of a fine
But if you siphon gas back INTO a car, THEN you’re looking at some jail time!
If you sneeze while you’re singing the national anthem, you get kicked right out of town
And if you say the word “dank” near a government building, a sniper might take you down
State law, state law
(I didn’t even know that law EXISTED!)
State law, state law
(Aw, go to hell!)
There’s a line in Alaska’s penal code that says you can’t party with a moose
And if you mispronounce the word “Arkansas”, you might find yourself in a noose
You get a DUI riding horseback drunk, and even though it might sound odd,
Stealing sweet tea in the Lone Star State is grounds for a firing squad!
State law, state law
(REALLY?!)
State law, state law
(I’ve gotta appear in court WHEN?!)
State law, state law
(You bet your bottom dollar I’m not payin' THAT!)
State law, state law
(Since WHEN?!)
unfathomably bad guitar solo
Vocals, lyrics - Leo Majors
Vocals, lyrics, drums, production - Michael dBrota
Vocals, guitar, production - IMLXH

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love this song

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Nice thumbnail