@@lmc3307 Aye same here I have to justify it now as two meals and just eat all the starters day 1 leave my House special chow mein (Cannae decide which meat so I want ALL the meat) & some ribs for day 2
His order (in order of appearance) : 1. Breast of Chicken Curry 2. Rice 3. Ribs 4. noodles 5. prawn toast 6. 2 spring rolls 7. chippos 8. Chuang Tzu chow main 9. banana fritter 10. chicken satay 11. 3 portions fried rice 12. Chicken and black bean sauce 13. Chicken and black bean sauce (with green peppers) 14. Chicken and black bean sauce (with red peppers) 15. Chicken and black bean sauce (with no peppers) 16. Chicken and black bean sauce (with no black bean sauce and green peppers) 17. Chili salt and spicy chicken 18. Chili salt and spicy beef 19. Chili salt and spicy prawn 20. Chili salt and spicy chips 21. Chili salt and spicy cheese 22. Chili salt and spicy chicken (with no chili no salt and mild instead of spicy) *[Mild Chicken]* 23. Pinapple fritter 24. Grilled chicken peking style 25. roast chicken with gravy 26. Beef 27. Fried onions (boiled instead of fried) *[Boiled Onions]* 28. Hot and sour soup (cold and sweet instead of hot and sour) *[Cold and Sweet soup]* 29. Crispy shredded beef in sweet and sticky sauce (soft instead of crispy whole instead of shredded spicy instead of sweet and dry instead of sticky prawn instead of beef) *[Soft Whole Sweet Dry Prawn]* 30. Lemonaide *[Limeaide]*
When I worked in a Chinese we had a customer with a massive elaborate order with about 5 different chicken Currys, each individual curry specifically made (one hot, one nae onion ect) tonnes more as well. Mixed one diet coke with a coke and went fucking ballistic when they called back 😭😂
I'm Jamaican and Burnistoun is the best sketch comedy tv series i've watched....I even rate it over key and peele....why was there only 3 seasons though??????
@The Yorkshireman Reacts Maybe the best way to advertise your channel without openly doing it is to not be a dick plus you're from Yorkshire we know you're all beasts I lived in Rotherham bunch of dirty bastards man
Two bits of nostalgia as a 90's teenager. 1. Ordering takeaways around my girlfriend's house..good times! Her mum excitedly putting out plates in the oven so they'd be warn for when the food would come. Living back home in Italy now, I haven't had a takeaway for probably 15 years now. And 2. That home telephone...we used to have one of those 😂
Do you by any chance mean: "Awwww here. Pish patter troops. ah was stoned out my box wen ah watched this. I wus laughing like a mad rocket. Pished maselt laffin. Fuckin nightmare. That's me out ae breeks fur a gud few days till they dry."
this takes me back to a time when i visited Glasgow in 1985, id driven there on my bmw motorbike fron Birmingham, and arrived at my uncle mics at 10.30pm june, so it was still daylight. we went for a wee swally and a chinese takeaway, we couldnt get over the fact that the chinese that worked there, all spoke with thick glaswegian accents!!
If I had the money. I would purchase everything that’s on a Chinese takeaway menu as well and this sketch makes me hungry for a Chinese cuisine takeaway to be honest with you here 😋
That's it, get them phoned! And by the way, I know what it's like when the people at the delivery/takeaway place makes a mistake on Your order, and You have to phone them again, and I swear... The attitude some of the people have with You on the phone is enough to make You go to the food place and give them what for, as they have no right to speak to people like that on the phone!
that's like my friend, except i'm not hungry so i order one thing, then she orders ten, then oh she hasn't got any money when it comes so i pay, then she doesn't eat any of it and puts half in the freezer and half in the bin, and mine's crap and cost me fifty quid by now.. (we're not friends any more, because this happened a few times too often, plus other stuff, a game of two halves, but that was the thing about her that drove me nuts so i'm venting!)
As a non-native English speaker that understands pretty much everything, I'm beginning to feel like a toddler watching grown-ups talking and understanding none of it, but giggling along.
as someone who works in a chinese takeaway, the sheer number of guys who will stand and buy £70 worth of food for themselve amazes me.
Once you start adding the chicken cheese rolls, prawn toast, won tons, chicken skewers and so on on top of the mains it adds up pretty fast.
Fucking a quarter duck is like £15 or something, that’s a starter.
groceries for the week 🤭
Aye I end up spending 50 bob and putting the rest in the fridge for the next day
@@lmc3307 Aye same here I have to justify it now as two meals and just eat all the starters day 1 leave my House special chow mein (Cannae decide which meat so I want ALL the meat) & some ribs for day 2
"Phone thame, phone thame the noo!"
"Beef"
Beef what?
"Just beef"
That's me, mate. LOLOL
His order (in order of appearance) :
1. Breast of Chicken Curry
2. Rice
3. Ribs
4. noodles
5. prawn toast
6. 2 spring rolls
7. chippos
8. Chuang Tzu chow main
9. banana fritter
10. chicken satay
11. 3 portions fried rice
12. Chicken and black bean sauce
13. Chicken and black bean sauce (with green peppers)
14. Chicken and black bean sauce (with red peppers)
15. Chicken and black bean sauce (with no peppers)
16. Chicken and black bean sauce (with no black bean sauce and green peppers)
17. Chili salt and spicy chicken
18. Chili salt and spicy beef
19. Chili salt and spicy prawn
20. Chili salt and spicy chips
21. Chili salt and spicy cheese
22. Chili salt and spicy chicken (with no chili no salt and mild instead of spicy) *[Mild Chicken]*
23. Pinapple fritter
24. Grilled chicken peking style
25. roast chicken with gravy
26. Beef
27. Fried onions (boiled instead of fried) *[Boiled Onions]*
28. Hot and sour soup (cold and sweet instead of hot and sour) *[Cold and Sweet soup]*
29. Crispy shredded beef in sweet and sticky sauce (soft instead of crispy whole instead of shredded spicy instead of sweet and dry instead of sticky prawn instead of beef) *[Soft Whole Sweet Dry Prawn]*
30. Lemonaide *[Limeaide]*
Dear god....😳
@WatchEuropaTheLastBattle thanks, fixed.
You better eat those fritters now
8. Char Siu Chow Mein
@@generalgrevious758 oft man nothin worse than a cold fritter
Watching this makes me really want Chinese food right now and it's like 6.20am 🤔🤔
ROFL !!!!
Did you get the Chinese bro
phone them anoo!
Hows life been treating you within the last 4 years
@@sw8467sure things have gotten better these last two years at least
I'm in the states and just stumbled upon this show yesterday.
I understand roughly 46% of what they're saying and it's still hilarious.
I'm at 16%
Lol
Same here. RUclips algorithms work, but their ad choices are crap. I can’t hit the skip button fast enough to avoid the Epoch Times
Recommended watching still game and chewin the fat
jordy bhurji try watching Rab C Nesbit ...the funniest thing ever .
The scotch accent can sound aggressive but it’s just how we talk, we are really friendly.... honest.
When I worked in a Chinese we had a customer with a massive elaborate order with about 5 different chicken Currys, each individual curry specifically made (one hot, one nae onion ect) tonnes more as well. Mixed one diet coke with a coke and went fucking ballistic when they called back 😭😂
I'm Jamaican and Burnistoun is the best sketch comedy tv series i've watched....I even rate it over key and peele....why was there only 3 seasons though??????
You have great taste
You might even try the show called Chewin the Fat & Still Game currently on Netflix last time I checked it is on youtube as well.
@@thisguy4614 dont forget Limmy's Show too! fantastic scottish sketch comedy
@The Yorkshireman Reacts Maybe the best way to advertise your channel without openly doing it is to not be a dick plus you're from Yorkshire we know you're all beasts I lived in Rotherham bunch of dirty bastards man
It’s just brevity, a lot of these shows tend to get in and out before you get bored and if they have more gags they make a new show.
'Crispy shredded beef in sweet & sticky sauce, saft insteed ah crispy, whole insteed ah shredded, spicy insteed ah sweet & dry insteed ah sticky?'
'Duznae sound right'
'Aw & prawn insteed ah beef!'
'Aye that's mine anaw!'
Crispy shredded beef in sweet & sticky sauce, saft instead ah crispy whole insteed ah shredded , spicy insteed ah sweet & dry insteed ah stick ?
😅🤣😂
Lost track of what he was saying
@@Thunda1986 @Danny9764 .. fn hilarious
Expertly typed mate.
Got me fuckin' pissin' masel'.
Incredibly, the whole order came to just ten pounds.
Ten Poonds. eh?
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Two bits of nostalgia as a 90's teenager. 1. Ordering takeaways around my girlfriend's house..good times! Her mum excitedly putting out plates in the oven so they'd be warn for when the food would come. Living back home in Italy now, I haven't had a takeaway for probably 15 years now. And 2. That home telephone...we used to have one of those 😂
plates in the oven is a great idea.
Bless them ❤@@12hoursAwake12hoursAsleep
Fried rice, boiled rice or hoose rice?
Phone them, Phone them the NOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣aww man am buckled
I love the Scottish phrase "that's me an all" 😂
That's me anaw
Aw at the end. (As Well)
One of my favorite burnistoun sketches!
As an Aussie, I actually can understand this. Also, why didn't he get anything for later?
0:19
Spring rolls is still better than nae rolls
Nae rolls?
@@seanjosephhayesNAE ROLLS!!!!
@@maryjanesinkansas9287 😂😂
Great
These guys came up on my feed & I'm v glad they really made me laf 😆
Fortunately I was on the the pot watching this as I just pee'd myself with laughter
Do you by any chance mean: "Awwww here. Pish patter troops. ah was stoned out my box wen ah watched this. I wus laughing like a mad rocket. Pished maselt laffin. Fuckin nightmare. That's me out ae breeks fur a gud few days till they dry."
1:30 into this sketch and I am fucking starvin.
this takes me back to a time when i visited Glasgow in 1985, id driven there on my bmw motorbike fron Birmingham, and arrived at my uncle mics at 10.30pm june, so it was still daylight. we went for a wee swally and a chinese takeaway, we couldnt get over the fact that the chinese that worked there, all spoke with thick glaswegian accents!!
If you look at the painting it's the same as the one in trainspotting on spuds morning breakfast scene !
But there's nae keich oan it
If I had the money. I would purchase everything that’s on a Chinese takeaway menu as well and this sketch makes me hungry for a Chinese cuisine takeaway to be honest with you here 😋
Phone them! Phone them the noo! 😂🤣
Oooh I want to order a chinese takeaway yum! Great sketch guys!
I've lost count of how many times I've watched this.
That massive order is heart attack. 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Think he ordered page 1 AND page 2 of the menu.,😄
This was my favourite sketch back in the day CLASSIC!!!!
That's it, get them phoned!
And by the way, I know what it's like when the people at the delivery/takeaway place makes a mistake on Your order, and You have to phone them again, and I swear... The attitude some of the people have with You on the phone is enough to make You go to the food place and give them what for, as they have no right to speak to people like that on the phone!
This sketch is so funny to me because my dad was always the "phone em the noo" kind of guy
Damn that could feed a fuck ton of familes
I don't do Scottish accent but I swear to god I understood all of them. The food, universal lango
I speak American and Mandarin, and understood like about 20% of what they said.
I did catch the "beef," though.
@@yugandali nae beef..tis prawns😅
@@annedavis6090 If you say so! :)
Superb
that's like my friend, except i'm not hungry so i order one thing, then she orders ten, then oh she hasn't got any money when it comes so i pay, then she doesn't eat any of it and puts half in the freezer and half in the bin, and mine's crap and cost me fifty quid by now.. (we're not friends any more, because this happened a few times too often, plus other stuff, a game of two halves, but that was the thing about her that drove me nuts so i'm venting!)
Sorry to hear
wahahaha.....nce one. though i noticed that he's reading nothing with the take out food thing hehe... still i love thos duo....
Chicken n black bean sauce wae nae black bean sauce Ahahahaha
Phone thaim. PHONE THAIM THE NOO! 😂😂😂
it's like a lunch order for an Oasis rehearsal...
2:08
Never seen these before but fair play spot on 😂
This is makin' me starvin'!
This, Chewin The Fat, and Still Game has me saying "Magic" all the time, Magic !
In today's rate, this would only cost 600 quid
1:48
The old 90s telephone 😂
One of everything from Number 1 to Number 60 please 😂🎉
Can you upload the DJ Jesus sketches?
I Wanna know how much it all cost, what his mains and desserts were, and what his friend got
Great show especially when you're looking for a bottle of ginger
Still practising the accent but I’m starting to understand everything they say an it makes me proud hehe these two are the funniest people there are
The closed captions for this are sending me. AI really CAN'T deal with Scottish accents (see Elevator sketch for the reference)
You know the subtitles don't work with this, but I bet it would be really funny in English.
@Big Cock Thanks, troll.
Funnier in Scottish accent
This cud feed aw the wains in syria ffs
Aw nevermind the wain havin somethin tae eat!
Except ther no in Syria noo
I honestly don't give two s***s about the kids in Syria.
Is the sketch with the overbearing dad and his daughter on yet?
Rossticus aye man with the spoons search "all my mad uncles"
YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE OURS NOO! YAAAS!
That's like my family
Cold and sweet soup, fuck I'm hungry now
As a non-native English speaker that understands pretty much everything, I'm beginning to feel like a toddler watching grown-ups talking and understanding none of it, but giggling along.
Goku would love this scran
All my starters 🤣🤣🤣
John bosh ordering a Chinese
Funny how there's nothing actually written on the top of the containers
You'd think they'd actually write on them, it would save memorising all the repetitive dialogue. 🙂
Me after lockdown
This was me for my birthday with the family last week.... still recovering 😂🤢
Omg 😱 😂😂😂
Cold banana
They've just closed. Class stuff, sorry folk that I got in late to the party, I'm older and slower. Good stuff though.
Fone theym Fone theym the noo
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is amazing
ma bra
Doubt goku could eat all that
How can they eat all ey that? 😆😆😆😆😆
That guy reminds me of jeff
Fone theym !😂
No Prawn Crackers though!!
This is funny
Good Lord, that was hard to understand for this Yank! Hilarious, though!
Nothing worse than a cold fritter
Why isn't this on English tv
Because the bbc stands for the bawbag broadcasting corporation!
Because English comedy, whilst usually pretty amazing, doesn't compare with Scottish comedy.
How did the Chinese restaurant keep up with man with a tape worm in his stomach
😂😂😂
Yahhhss
#SucculentChineseMeal
Do you need help transferring the Scottish English into Normal English because you have totally messed it up 😂🏴🤣🏴😂
Soooooooo hungry
" Eleven ! " .............. ;)
AW LEVUN YUH COW!!!
Soooo what did your man get to eat then
Ar they Norwegian?
??? Canny tell if ur kidding or not 😂😂😂😂
Aw that mob are a joke mahn
naaaaw. nothin’ beats a curry doner and chips
Bosh
Lolololololololololololol
I feel bloated.
Limeade? That's just pish.
Mate this is still game but with neds.
Phone them the boo1
Is this actually popular in Scotland? It's crap.
The wrong drink was the payoff? Is this the standard of British comedy now? The inbetweeners and this shite? 🙄
I'm bored
ibrahimovic
What was so funny about this?
Kevin Deason phone them, PHONE THEM THE NOO!!!! part
Everything
Yuze a nae fuckin seriuz!
Found the humourless whiner!