The Apprentice - Alan's Breakdown

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @AnxiousHank
    @AnxiousHank 10 лет назад +549

    "Good morning Lord Sugar, how are you?"
    "Rubbish!" HAHAHAHA!

  • @hannahdoherty4391
    @hannahdoherty4391 8 лет назад +446

    "My wife dont like me"
    "My family dont like me"
    😂😂

  • @Amberchuuu
    @Amberchuuu 8 лет назад +404

    "Good morning Lord Sugar, how are you?"
    "Rubbish."
    _For once in my life i agree with you, Alan._

  • @nearjoy2402
    @nearjoy2402 8 лет назад +116

    This is my sense of humour. Slag off technology all you like, but it's worth it for this madness.

  • @ThePurgatoryfire
    @ThePurgatoryfire 12 лет назад +272

    "outstanding asian woman achievement award.."
    "I'm sorry that, that's not true."
    Laughed my ass off.

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 5 лет назад +15

      The girl's expression is the icing on the cake

    • @Mand3012
      @Mand3012 5 лет назад +6

      morbidsearch u just replied to a 7 year old comment

    • @JavertRA
      @JavertRA 4 года назад +3

      I think that was in the CasetteBoy video too

    • @Hussain-qe4tx
      @Hussain-qe4tx 2 года назад +1

      Dang 9 yrs now....

    • @MurrayTheMac
      @MurrayTheMac 2 года назад +1

      @@Mand3012 It's a decade now, what you gonna do about it?

  • @nicolewhinnett641
    @nicolewhinnett641 9 лет назад +467

    Follow I thought this was real at first 😂😂

  • @conradandrew825
    @conradandrew825 5 лет назад +110

    You've hit the nail on the head. Round of applause 😂😂😂

  • @ProMaxElite
    @ProMaxElite 7 лет назад +84

    "They're gonna propel me into a number 6 bus"
    I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @MrMattias87
    @MrMattias87 11 лет назад +167

    "Every time you open your mouth you offend somebody in the vicinity"
    "You're fired"
    "I just sometimes question the random decisions without any backing"
    "You're also fired"
    Leaves the room
    LOL

  • @victorvalenzuela7626
    @victorvalenzuela7626 6 лет назад +46

    At first I was like what the hell did I just watch...?? Then I discovered it was a very well edited video 🤣

  • @SamBaughTV
    @SamBaughTV 8 лет назад +107

    THE ENDING KILLED ME LMAO, well, and Lord Sugar

  • @SophStevenson
    @SophStevenson 8 лет назад +40

    Had to watch this numerous times till I noticed the editing... BRILLIANT!! 😂😂

  • @amarsbarr
    @amarsbarr 9 лет назад +157

    this is amazing and even better than cassette boys mix up. well done 10/10

    • @daveforret5156
      @daveforret5156 9 лет назад

      +amarsbarr
      Nope!

    • @amarsbarr
      @amarsbarr 9 лет назад +11

      Dave Forret ah come on its not all about talking about cock and sex and that's what the cassette boys remix has done..this is more well structured and has a more subtle sense of humour its not all about being right at the front making school boy jokes :)

    • @daveforret5156
      @daveforret5156 9 лет назад +1

      amarsbarr okay i respect that

    • @CopeandDalton
      @CopeandDalton  9 лет назад +10

      +amarsbarr Thanks amarsbarr! We love casetteboy's stuff too so that's high praise! :D - Henry

    • @amarsbarr
      @amarsbarr 9 лет назад

      Haha cool :) thanks both of you

  • @musiclistener542
    @musiclistener542 11 лет назад +19

    you guys are great I love the way that you perfectly piece the clips together to get a whole new meaning

  • @Hodgep01
    @Hodgep01 8 лет назад +7

    I can't believe I've only just found this. excellent !

  • @j.g1637
    @j.g1637 5 лет назад +15

    Took me a long long while to realise they’re clothes suddenly change and this is a clever edit 😂😭

  • @Dee-so1rp
    @Dee-so1rp 7 лет назад +10

    "Alan - I have to say - you're fired."

  • @antonbradbury
    @antonbradbury 4 года назад +8

    this video is like some sort of fever dream

  • @WonkaVator72
    @WonkaVator72 11 лет назад +25

    Whoever created this deserves on Oscar.

  • @arhuse
    @arhuse 8 лет назад +14

    Just saying, watching this video when you are high as fuck and have never seen a single episode of the show, gets you on a really wild trip.

  • @mariea82
    @mariea82 4 года назад +10

    “Good morning lord sugar, how are you?” “Rubbish” 😂

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 5 лет назад +15

    I know it's a meme but the house cleaning would actually be a brilliant initial challenge because it'd encourage teamwork and delegation lol.

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 Год назад

      Imagine that the person who doesn't clean enough will be fired

  • @peeper2070
    @peeper2070 5 лет назад +25

    I’m ashamed it took me until 3:12 to realise this was fake

  • @adamchristopher3614
    @adamchristopher3614 8 лет назад +27

    Didn't realise that Alan wore nail vanish.

  • @samsentertainment8290
    @samsentertainment8290 3 года назад +6

    Back at this video once again cause it’s that good, yet still gets me each time he goes on about going in holiday every year to the same hotel and seeing the same people, that’s me! Covid ruined 19 years on the trot.

  • @jackbirch7289
    @jackbirch7289 8 лет назад +11

    More people need to see this, amazing man!

  • @barney9008
    @barney9008 9 лет назад +57

    Brilliant mash up

  • @MrLTiger
    @MrLTiger 5 лет назад +16

    took me a little too long before I realized this was just a bunch of edits. The little stickfigure being hung that says "die alan" finally clued me in

  • @chutney4208
    @chutney4208 8 лет назад +10

    This always cracks me up.pure comic genius

  • @meganadams7274
    @meganadams7274 8 месяцев назад +1

    Not sure how I only just found this video 12 years later but im still subscribing

  • @233kosta
    @233kosta 8 лет назад +28

    Alan Sugar edited into losing his shit... priceless!

  • @stupot008
    @stupot008 5 лет назад +5

    This one of the best I've seen. Love it

  • @Hanny010198
    @Hanny010198 13 лет назад +5

    I'm almost crying from laughter. THIS has made my day!!!!!! Thank you so much for posting this.!

  • @lillimango51
    @lillimango51 5 лет назад +5

    haha I just shook my flatmates because out of nowhere I laughed out verry loud! this is hillarious -blessings to Alan Sugar

  • @me89360
    @me89360 8 лет назад +67

    Nick's very interesting document at 3:10 😂😂

  • @ghostdemon7936
    @ghostdemon7936 Год назад +1

    Brilliant editing 👍Very clever. Thanks for uploading 😀This cracks me up. Those one liners from Lord Sugar are the best.

  • @catherinegregson1717
    @catherinegregson1717 5 лет назад +14

    “Lord sugar is over” 😂😂

    • @TheDerwill
      @TheDerwill 4 года назад +2

      He sounds so happy about it too

  • @MC_Elie
    @MC_Elie 3 года назад +2

    LMAO I love the editing. Bravo! It's like a case study of a person's descent to madness.

  • @J97H51
    @J97H51 7 лет назад +18

    this is the funniest thing I've seen today

  • @Halbmond
    @Halbmond 5 лет назад +40

    Sugar: “I'm one of the greatest salesmen in there, I did this and I did all that stuff - volunteer of the year award, outstanding Asian woman achievement award, ...”
    -“That, I'm sorry, that's just not true.”
    *Sugar looking like someone stole his candy*
    That really killed me 😂😂😂 Awesome edit!

  • @duckhive
    @duckhive 9 лет назад +20

    I can't believe he traded the old RR Phantom for a much cheaper Ghost... ;(

  • @surefmeurope5766
    @surefmeurope5766 11 лет назад +3

    Very well put together and entertaining and light hearted.

  • @PGSL-r5n
    @PGSL-r5n 2 года назад +3

    I think Lord Sugar needs to face up to his own problems rather than blame

  • @Bounty_Hunter84
    @Bounty_Hunter84 5 лет назад +3

    It was obviously for charity. But for a while watching this i thought for fuck sake i have missed some real juicy episodes :D

  • @puzZzlewithpans
    @puzZzlewithpans 12 лет назад +2

    this is wonderfully edited.

  • @325133
    @325133 6 лет назад +5

    The bit where they all pay compliments to music then it just stops after the nodding dog comment😂

  • @bobafosqq3799
    @bobafosqq3799 3 года назад +2

    This is the best thing on RUclips.

  • @thomasm6876
    @thomasm6876 5 лет назад +2

    Rest In Peace Alan Sugar 1947 to 2011

  • @Neags
    @Neags 3 года назад +3

    Harry Potter and James Bond arriving from the moon would be an awesome story

  • @Ese96Agoaye
    @Ese96Agoaye 7 лет назад +8

    Ahahaha! That's hilarious! How have I only just seen this?! xD

    • @Deni7s
      @Deni7s 7 лет назад

      same lol

  • @325133
    @325133 6 лет назад +7

    This is great, well done

  • @adventuresofbo
    @adventuresofbo 12 лет назад +5

    I love Lord Surgar, he acts just like my grandpa.

  • @z7michal7z
    @z7michal7z 13 лет назад +8

    ahh my ears 4:57 really hurts when you have headphones on

  • @jameslaw7187
    @jameslaw7187 9 лет назад +6

    nice editing mate! Love it!

  • @thepoopenator7341
    @thepoopenator7341 8 лет назад +7

    This is fantastic

  • @davidwood3761
    @davidwood3761 5 лет назад +4

    ‘Lord Sugar is over’ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariapineappe9409
    @mariapineappe9409 2 года назад +1

    for the first minute I didn't realise it was edited lmaooo
    also why has this been recommended to me almost 11 years later wow

  • @arancienne
    @arancienne 10 лет назад +1

    "Don't be ashamed of what you're best at doing" Wise words...unless it's murder or any other crime of course...

  • @littlemissbliss
    @littlemissbliss 11 лет назад +25

    This is awesome. I often wonder how he makes it through a whole season with these losers.

  • @bethanythompson4098
    @bethanythompson4098 2 года назад

    Watching this in 2022 hits differentttt

  • @warsada2106
    @warsada2106 6 лет назад +3

    i just realised by a comment that it is fake
    realization just knocked me out

  • @rebeccaphillips2207
    @rebeccaphillips2207 8 лет назад +11

    this is actually how they edit that show LOL dont' believe wwhat you see people!!

  • @juliakwan4572
    @juliakwan4572 8 лет назад +14

    This is hilarious once you get over the fact that this is fake

    • @325133
      @325133 5 лет назад +1

      It's not fake, its real

  • @XoThomasBLADEoX
    @XoThomasBLADEoX 8 лет назад +7

    I absolutely died at 3:10

  • @davidmarchant9386
    @davidmarchant9386 8 лет назад +13

    wow great work very funny

  • @393Dan
    @393Dan 8 лет назад +2

    omg at the end I actually said WTF out loud and my mom heard me x.x

  •  9 лет назад +4

    made me cry

  • @CopeandDalton
    @CopeandDalton  12 лет назад +2

    ...and he dies at the end, that's another, perhaps more subtle clue.

  • @CopeandDalton
    @CopeandDalton  11 лет назад

    High praise indeed. You are most kind.

  • @metafis2490
    @metafis2490 11 лет назад

    Lol, well done whoever did this.."fantastic!!!"
    And the 720p picture quality is better than my bloody so called 1080p "HD" TV!...even in full screen.

  • @Gg-qx3vo
    @Gg-qx3vo 4 года назад +1

    Dude. This is so underrated😂😂

  • @jcn268
    @jcn268 6 лет назад +7

    2:48 😂😂😂 ur fired
    Yep ur also fired

  • @ir10031981
    @ir10031981 10 лет назад +16

    Lord Sugar vs. Donald Trump, sure Sugar isn't as rich as Trump, but at least he still has his wife of 45 years , he hasn't been divorced multiple times like Trump has been, hahaha!

    • @Dxhtyy
      @Dxhtyy 6 лет назад +3

      ir10031981 this aged well

  • @Calrarcraftmine
    @Calrarcraftmine 10 лет назад +3

    oh, I felt sorry for Lord Sugar in this video :(

  • @danielthompson6448
    @danielthompson6448 5 лет назад +3

    Flawless

  • @INEEDUTOWAKETHEFUP
    @INEEDUTOWAKETHEFUP 4 года назад +1

    @CopeandDalton That was genius!😂Thanks man

  • @shahedmc9656
    @shahedmc9656 4 года назад +1

    Slick editing.

  • @antzooma
    @antzooma 7 лет назад +3

    What if the thing you're best at is MURDER

  • @jamesheal5389
    @jamesheal5389 5 лет назад +3

    Lord sugar is over 😂😂😂

  • @hang2381
    @hang2381 5 лет назад +4

    This lot made an impression cause I don't remember them

  • @bubbleshock14
    @bubbleshock14 11 лет назад +3

    This is really clever, i laughed so hard. I am easily impressed :D

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii129 7 месяцев назад +1

    I know a YTP when I see one!

  • @jamesheal4535
    @jamesheal4535 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lord Sugar is over 😂😂😂

  • @sir853
    @sir853 9 лет назад +6

    what is the classical song that runs for few secs between 3:25 and 3:32? anyone? thanks

  • @Wagnerian197901
    @Wagnerian197901 12 лет назад

    I'd watch The Apprentice if it was like this.

  • @dionknight216
    @dionknight216 6 месяцев назад +1

    That was brilliant 😂

  • @waqasahmed939
    @waqasahmed939 12 лет назад

    Wasn't expecting the last bit

  • @DETECTIVEMARVEL-sn8wy
    @DETECTIVEMARVEL-sn8wy 8 лет назад +16

    3:10 Alan wears nail polish

    • @OfficialTVShows4U
      @OfficialTVShows4U 8 лет назад +1

      DETECTIVEMARVEL syd

  • @Proman476
    @Proman476 11 лет назад +1

    Lord Sugar has clearly had enough.

  • @sarah-my1xp
    @sarah-my1xp 6 лет назад +1

    Excellent

  • @TheLeeloo2
    @TheLeeloo2 12 лет назад

    Superb, it's really a masterpiece of editing. Does anybody have the link to that piano music track from the beginning?

  • @toby101001
    @toby101001 11 лет назад +1

    apart from the fact that its not as his ties clearly change constantly....he's a good businessman but not a magician

  • @quantummath
    @quantummath 10 лет назад

    what's the name of this music?! ... it's awesome. Is it one of the soundtracks of Amelie Poulain (the French movie)?
    (the track played between 2:45 on wards)

    • @jamesdevine-stoneman1504
      @jamesdevine-stoneman1504 10 лет назад

      Gnossienne no.1 - Erik Satie

    • @quantummath
      @quantummath 10 лет назад

      James Devine-Stoneman
      thanks a lot James, I actually found the music and uploaded it on my RUclips channel:
      Erik Satie - Gnossienne No. 1
      the music is one nice piece of art.
      James Devine-Stoneman

  • @skyofhoney
    @skyofhoney 2 года назад

    Idk why but I love this! Even tho it clearly is not real

  • @porthouse12345
    @porthouse12345 13 лет назад

    This is great. Can anyone tell me what the music is at the beginning, please?

  • @daveday5507
    @daveday5507 3 года назад

    How can you hear what he is saying with that row in the background? What happened to the treble response?

  • @algamezmore3434
    @algamezmore3434 8 лет назад +3

    respect sugar u get respect me

  • @r-iii-rturbo9157
    @r-iii-rturbo9157 4 года назад +1

    02:48 the best bit

  • @WonkaVator72
    @WonkaVator72 11 лет назад +1

    Hey CopeandDalton: can you create one where Lord Sugar goes nuts on his interviewers? That is, the people that do the interviewing/screening of the candidates just prior to the final?

  • @Time950
    @Time950 12 лет назад +1

    Why does Karan change her dress every few seconds? Must be some secret dress changing technology she been funding that everyone wants!