At our Chick-fil-A we have an Abram, Ezra, Hannah, Andrew, Benjamin, Jacob, James, Jonathan, Joshua, Judah, Martha, Nathaniel, 2 Elizabeths, Ethan, Angel, and 3 Graces. And most of us are homeschooled.
EntertainmentBreeze He knows that anything related to gender (and also sexuality, which is more than a little linked...) tends to bring out a lot of craziness. And it's kinda implied that the person probably would've had an...iffy...answer on that form, but John basically pulled a "no comment" and just didn't even go there. XD He got a humorous moment out of it without having to actually make a full joke. It's also relatable for a lot of people, I'm sure, because we also face being on the receiving end of the craziness if we don't adhere to the doctrine of the day...which itself isn't even consistent to begin with. Ha, I just had a moment like that myself. It was on an insect video, and after witnessing a back-and-forth there, I was tempted to explain that some bugs actually are hermaphroditic, so this stuff actually applies to them legitimately...but I ultimately kept quiet because I had a strong suspicion I'd regret having helped. 😅
I mobile ordered the 4 piece chicken strip combo. In the special comments I wrote “extra chicken strip in Jesus’ name”. I opened the box and there were 5 strips. Chick-fil-A understands the power in the name of Jesus.
I dont know if this is a joke or not but I ordered a 4 piece and got 5 with a note on the box that said "God Bless (:" and I'm not even kidding that was the greatest day of my life
“Skill: Can fix broken ice cream machine. Dude, this is Chick-fil-a. Our machine is never broken. Apply to McDonald’s.” No truer statement ever made. It’s always a gamble between the Frappe and the ice cream machine at MD. This week it was ice cream. 😔
Too funny! My friend worked at McDonald’s as a assistant manager, the ice cream machine broke down (again), and he tried to fix it himself, but chocolate ice cream exploded all over him! Lol ... he no longer works there! He didn’t get fired, he found another job selling patio furniture in New Jersey, where he’s from. He doesn’t miss working at McDonalds! 🍔🍟🥤🍦😉
I’ve got a lot of ice creams/ Blizzards at Dairy Queen in my life and I don’t think they’ve ever told me their machine was messed up, McD’s on the other hand? Their machine seems to be messed up more often than not.
Y’all ready for some truth? I was once a worker a McDonald’s. We tell the customers that the ice cream machine is broken so that it can be cleaned. We don’t say that because we don’t want customers thinking there is something bad in their ice cream (there isn’t). It’s simply easier to explain that it’s broken or unusable at the time. Fell free to reply with more questions.
As a Christian homeschooler who is literally expected to get hired by Chick-fil-a TOMORROW did I click within 5 seconds of this coming out? ABSOLUTELY Edit: I got the job, been working for going on 2 years and am now in leadership! Best job ever!
I'm a leader at my youth group. We watched this last night & all the kids started screaming when that happened. I sprinted out of the room because I was laughing so hard. I had a talk with the media director later, asking why they did not screen the video before showing it to the kids.
Cannot believe how perfectly this was done. Writing, acting, directing all top notch. Got so close to the edge so many times, then backed right off. Wow.
Chick-fil-A closes at 10. That’s in 20 minutes. I saw this video and immediately got in the car to get me some Chick-fil-A. It’s Labor Day. They’re closed. Thanks for a terrible night.
@@asinegaasinega the joke doesn't refer to a Bible text but to the phenomenon that some white churches want more diversity in their congregations so they will give tasks to people that are from a minority group much quicker. Sweetea is a black girl
@@ericl8743 It's a Mormon school. A little less "mainstream protestant" than the masses tend to favor. Same with the St. Peters joke, protestants and Catholics have their disagreements.
Nomi and the Noob Their chicken is really good! I also love their waffle fries and BBQ sauce! Lol We just had it a couple of days ago and my town in Central Valley in California, is building a new one close to my neighborhood! Yay! 😁
The awkward uncertainty about Catholic and Mormon applicants was perfect! I'd imagine that sums up the feelings of our evangelical brothers and sisters quite well. : )
@@georgebauerschmidt5289 All my Mormon friends believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior. Huh. Totally random question: what is your definition of Christian?
@@jesstonius you wrote: _"believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior"_ Perhaps your Mormon friends believe that, not all do. Most do not believe Jesus is GOD or puts all their trust in Him to save them. Instead they trust men on earth for revelations and their own work to save them. They also follow a lot of Freemasonry concepts which is not a Christian organization just a patriarchal philanthropy organization.
Ikr?!? How does anyone not know, that all christian denominations branched off of Catholicism!?! I mean come on!!! And I'm catholic, and would have no problem In wearing their uniform! I wear shorts and a t-shirt all time! And I'm a very conservative catholic!! What do people think Catholics are?? Aliens that aren't normal? I mean seriously, WE CAME FIRST. SERIOUSLY 😑 Catholicism came before all the other christian denominations, and they say we aren't christians😑 I mean the nerve of some people... I mean, I'm no trying to be rude to anyone in the slightest. I love everyone, and respect everyone, no matter who they are, or where they comes from, or what religion they are; but I detest the fact that people alienate people just because of their religion, and it makes me sick😑 yes, I might not believe in everything they do, but I still respect them as human beings, and children of God, and I wish others would do the same😑
Unfortunately, most people are going to think you are talking about the Texas A&M Aggies since people outside of Utah/Idaho don't associate the Aggies with Utah State :/ P.S. Go Cougs!
Veteran MM18 Oh ok. Yeah my sister used to work at a chick fil A and my brother still does. Too hectic for me but I think Chick-fil-A employees are a godsent
@Brantley probably because some members of the Evangelical community don’t consider us Christians 😔 But the peeps at CFA were super great when I worked there :) We may have our doctrinal differences, but we both love Jesus! His name is even part of the name of the church; it’s literally called The Church of Jesus Christ
I WAS GONNA SAY! I'm a faithful Catholic and a huge John Crist fan. I supported you all throughout your struggles friend, what's with the dissin my people!?!
Yep and yep the name is sufficient 🙌🏻❤️😇... 2 Corinthians 12:9 But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness. Therefore I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest upon me.”
As a Senior Director of a Chick-fil-A, I can tell you what we look for. 1. Do you value others? 2. Are you in it for the team? 3. Do you put your best effort in things you do? 4. Are you a brand ambassador and can you be trusted to represent the brand well? 5. Do you have a growth mindset? These are the 5 big things we look for at our restaurant.
1. Yeah 2. Teamwork makes the best and most efficient environment but I'm not in it for the team I'm in it to earn money so I can survive. 3. Yes always all day with everything my whole life, which is how I finally made it to an entry level fast food interview in my forties. 4. Treat me like crap and I'll drag your name by the neck through the streets, otherwise sure whatever you need. 5. Do you have an attainable living wage position for me that also supports my three children that I know for a fact I can reach? Than yes.
Chick-fill-A is so christian and I love it. I had to explain why they’re closed on Sundays to a friend who wanted to try it. I told them it’s in the Bible.
Actually according to the Bible they are supposed to be closed on Saturday - "Remember the SEVENTH day, to keep it holy." The seventh day of the week is Saturday, not Sunday. Nowhere in the entire Bible did God command to keep Sunday as a day of rest, but He did command to keep the seventh day as a day of rest many times throughout the Bible and our Savior, Yeshua the Messiah (Jesus Christ) also kept the seventh day Sabbath and also commanded believers in Him to follow Him. Blessings.
ServeGod33 you’re right, and Jews still practice the 7th as the day of rest. I believe it was because Jesus rose from the dead on a Sunday that Christians began using Sunday as the day of rest instead, but I could be wrong about that.
Actually, honor the sabbath (7th day) and keep it holy is not honored. Sabbath is the 7th day which is saturday. They close on sunday the 1st day of the week.
As a Chick-fil-a employee, this is SO TRUE Ever since quarintine ended, it feels like they've been hiring at least three new people every week 😂😂😂 (I loved "failed spelling bee? She can write our cow slogans!" And "Great runner? Put her on drive thru!")
" 'Boaz'? Yo azz is hired!" 🤣🤣 That was an unexpected one, lmbo. Also loved his reaction to all the names at about 3:11. The Kanye West bit was entertaining as well. XD The Eve thing was also surprising and super clever, lol!
Another hilarious video, John. So glad you're back. In these times of constant negativity and chaos, it's so nice to have something to look forward to watching and to laugh about and just enjoy... even if only for a few minutes.
Not necessarily. Just tell them you do not venerate any saints or the Queen of Heaven and you have no problem with wearing their uniform which consists of a red tee shirt and slacks.
Since when is a Catholic not a Christian!? Funny until you dissed Salvation Army and Catholics. Seems you need to go back to rehab, You’ve gotten to disrespectful
The Road to Cosplay and Comic Con Yes, most of the state is. My hubby and I have been to Utah a few times (not Mormon), and we love it there, especially during the Winter time!
The confusion about BYU cracks me up. We have Chic-fil-A here in Utah. I am pretty sure the hiring standards are different here, and many Utah folks love that it's closed on Sunday. I will have to double check name tags. I know they had an Andrew at one time. Although they are fast with their drive thru system, I don't go much since the lobby is closed. It's the most popular place in town.
Not only is there CFA in Utah, there’s a CFA on BYU campus XD it’s nowhere near as busy as it is in the South though, but that’s hard to beat. My hometown had two CFAs and only one high school XD
@@LimegreenSnowstorm on campus? Hmm I know they have one in downtown Provo didn't know they had one on campus. As I haven't been to a CFA in the south, I have no comparison. I just know they are a super popular eating place here in Utah.
I live down the street from Raising Canes, Zaxbys, and Chik-fil-a. The Raising Canes and Chik-fil-a are directly across the street from each other. I like the lemonade from both restaurants.
LOL True. There is probably someone that COULD fix them at each McD's. I had read that McD's has a contract with the manufacturer that only manufacturer-certified technicians are ALLOWED to work on them. . You know better than I though.
@@aub5020 Mormons are members of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so BYU is a mostly Christian school :) But I didn’t super get the joke either lol
At our Chick-fil-A we have an Abram, Ezra, Hannah, Andrew, Benjamin, Jacob, James, Jonathan, Joshua, Judah, Martha, Nathaniel, 2 Elizabeths, Ethan, Angel, and 3 Graces. And most of us are homeschooled.
Seriously? You’ve got to be joking.
Wow! I'm sure Martha especially is a very hard worker!
Kaylin Hutson That’s so cool! 😁
Lol
Do they portray their biblical roles? 😂😂😂 JK
Are y’all sure that Jacob isn’t just going to the back and getting his mom to make the food for him? Keep an eye on that guy. 👀😂
"Age: 24
Gender......I don't wanna do that joke"
You found the line, and danced around it. lol
Yup, he nailed it. Excellently played, ha!
I don't get it... can someone explain the joke/reference? 😭
EntertainmentBreeze He knows that anything related to gender (and also sexuality, which is more than a little linked...) tends to bring out a lot of craziness.
And it's kinda implied that the person probably would've had an...iffy...answer on that form, but John basically pulled a "no comment" and just didn't even go there. XD
He got a humorous moment out of it without having to actually make a full joke. It's also relatable for a lot of people, I'm sure, because we also face being on the receiving end of the craziness if we don't adhere to the doctrine of the day...which itself isn't even consistent to begin with.
Ha, I just had a moment like that myself. It was on an insect video, and after witnessing a back-and-forth there, I was tempted to explain that some bugs actually are hermaphroditic, so this stuff actually applies to them legitimately...but I ultimately kept quiet because I had a strong suspicion I'd regret having helped. 😅
Ahsoka Jackson thank you!!
holly edwards Oh, no problem! (-: 👍
"Biggest failure: losing the middle school spelling bee, hired she can write the cow slogans" had me
Yess 😂🙌🏻
My wife says CFA is "cowist" because they imply that all cows are uneducated and can't spell.
Perfect and awesome video!
I didn't get that joke until reading your comment 🤣
I got the wrong order at Chick Fil A once. I knew the Lord wanted me to have it.
😂😂
Hilarious 😆
You ordered wrong 😆
😂 this is amazing God bless your day and your meal!
Lol
“Boaz....... Yo az is hired!” Had me rolling 😂
same
JESUS CHRIST LOVES you turn to him! Reid by and believe in the gospel
Repent and believe*
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣
Yup! Lol
I mobile ordered the 4 piece chicken strip combo. In the special comments I wrote “extra chicken strip in Jesus’ name”. I opened the box and there were 5 strips. Chick-fil-A understands the power in the name of Jesus.
This comment is underrated lol
Is this Christianity?
I dont know if this is a joke or not but I ordered a 4 piece and got 5 with a note on the box that said "God Bless (:" and I'm not even kidding that was the greatest day of my life
@@trentsoto6852 no, don't think it is, friend. God is not a means towards gain.
So dumb! I'm crying laughing.
“Skill: Can fix broken ice cream machine. Dude, this is Chick-fil-a. Our machine is never broken. Apply to McDonald’s.”
No truer statement ever made. It’s always a gamble between the Frappe and the ice cream machine at MD. This week it was ice cream. 😔
I've worked at Chick-Fil-A for over a year, and our ice cream machine has NEVER broken.
Too funny! My friend worked at McDonald’s as a assistant manager, the ice cream machine broke down (again), and he tried to fix it himself, but chocolate ice cream exploded all over him! Lol ... he no longer works there! He didn’t get fired, he found another job selling patio furniture in New Jersey, where he’s from. He doesn’t miss working at McDonalds! 🍔🍟🥤🍦😉
It's hilarious because even in South Africa the MacDonald's ice cream machines are always broken!!
I’ve got a lot of ice creams/ Blizzards at Dairy Queen in my life and I don’t think they’ve ever told me their machine was messed up, McD’s on the other hand? Their machine seems to be messed up more often than not.
Y’all ready for some truth? I was once a worker a McDonald’s. We tell the customers that the ice cream machine is broken so that it can be cleaned. We don’t say that because we don’t want customers thinking there is something bad in their ice cream (there isn’t). It’s simply easier to explain that it’s broken or unusable at the time. Fell free to reply with more questions.
As a Christian homeschooler who is literally expected to get hired by Chick-fil-a TOMORROW did I click within 5 seconds of this coming out? ABSOLUTELY
Edit: I got the job, been working for going on 2 years and am now in leadership! Best job ever!
Olivia Broom thanks so much! :)
Wow
good luck my g, you will be blessed by the chickens
Diego Campos thank you sir
Amen
This girl's name is Eve, put her as a cashier have her try to upsale the male customers!"😂🙈😂🙈 This statement killed me....
Me too!! And the Boaz one...lol
I would of been epic if she had gave apples with family meal...
im confused...? TwT
💀💀💀💀
@@wild2914 Adam and Eve ... Eve convinced Adam to eat the apple.
"Education: Homeschool, hired!" Yesss 🤣🤣🤣
That’s legit how it works 😂😂 and I LOVE IT
That’s right! My experience with hiring home schooled kids has been FANTASTIC.
Hannah...hired!
Literally, when I worked there as a youth there was so many homeschooled kids working there too!
Yoaz is hired!😂
“Hired but unnecessary” lol
Yeah I was surprised he hired them lol
“God told me to” is going to be my response from now on to answer “why you left” during an interview. Love it!
As a Chick-fil-A employee, this is 95% accurate
As another Chick-fil-A employee, I agree with this comment
I sent this to my chick fil a group chat and we also agree with this comment
To be fair, any hiring manager should be putting *Cal-Berkeley* resumes in the 🗑 regardless of the position... or company.
wait what's the 5%? ;)
@@carolea7158 I go to ole miss and I work at cfa😂
“Used to work at Popeyes” wow why don’t you just say “I don’t know how to make quality chicken”savage😂
But popeye chicken sandwich is to die for Well at least people where killing over it
Ngl, that is the one thing I disagree with Chik Fil A with, like I would kill for some Popeyes
They're just salty that popeyes had people literally rioting over theirs.
@@therealopaartist All Chicken Sandwiches Matter!
Should have just said they worked at Taco Bell
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
-Wayne Gretzky”
-Michael Scott
-Just another Baptist Jew
Still true though
- King David
-Kevin Malone
If it’s a Gretzky quote and you’re in Canada, that’s considered Red Letter.
My son Samuel is a homeschool kid who wassssss - HIRED and started yesterday.
That's great! Hope he likes it!
belated congrats, hope he liked/likes it.
Mr. Johnson, I am also homeschooled
Of course he was
Congrats Samuel!
“Judas. Ok bible name, yes, but he’s a bad character... Tell him Zaxby’s is hiring.” That was too funny.
Hhahahah it's even funnier for me because I worked at ZAXBYS for four years now I'm at chickfila hahahahah
@@Mosesthelabretriever I really like ZAXBY's! But I prefer Chick-fil-A more. That line had me laughing!
Isaac Kouyembana I prefer chickfila too!! And it so much more friendly to work at, at least where I work. 😁
Zaxbys is better anyway.
Loved that
"Former employer raising canes, reason for leaving God told me too." lol
"Boaz?" Yo az is hired... 😬😂
That was sooooo funny!!🤣🤣
I'm a leader at my youth group. We watched this last night & all the kids started screaming when that happened. I sprinted out of the room because I was laughing so hard. I had a talk with the media director later, asking why they did not screen the video before showing it to the kids.
That was too funny!
🤣
What does "Yoaz" refer to?
Cannot believe how perfectly this was done. Writing, acting, directing all top notch. Got so close to the edge so many times, then backed right off. Wow.
The youth pastor at my church calls Chick-Fil-A 'The Lord's chicken'.
Edit: During our retreat we had it for lunch. It was amazing.
He’s correct.
I call it Christian chicken
Ok, I'm going to start calling it that.
@@nascar_vault Godly comment here I’m calling it Christian chicken from now on 😭
It’s the only place that closes on Sunday 🤷
My name is Joy...do I even need a resume or can I just walk in and get paid?
Hahaha
As long as you come in the morning lol
@@lanestonesvlogs lol 😂 that was a good one
You would probably get hired on the spot. Lol.
@@lanestonesvlogs 😆 😆 😂
I love the confusion with kanye west😂
KW is the father of confusion right now. Smh send help.
No truer comedy than that
😂🤣😆
As a Catholic, I find his confusion about the catholic applicant hilarious but also sad. So am laughing and annoyed at the same time 😂
I too am a Catholic who found that line both offensive & hilarious at the same time.
@@dmdeester I’m LDS, so I feel ya 😉
Catholic means pedo on a global scale and a “woke” pope. Chick-fil-A would hard pass for sure
I don't get it ☹️
Context: Modern Catholic schools aren't much better than public school. Sad, but true.
Judas gave me attitude in the drive-thru today. Does this count as an official complaint?? 🤷🏻♂️
😂🤷♂️
Did he kiss you on the cheek? If not don’t worry ab it you’ll be fine.
Yep. How did he even get hired? Thank God we now have a new Hear Manager.😀
Grandmaster 🤣🥋🥊
Did your total come out to 30 peices of silver?
"Eve... She'll upsell the male customers"
But didn't he put her in the hired pile? 😂💦
@@jviarruel Yep he did. She got lucky.🤣🤣
That was crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣
I was wondering if people got that joke lol
Male customers be like: "she added some dessert and I did pay"
@@countreekidd Eve will bring in more profits. 🤣🤣🤣
“Her name is Eve… Put her as a cashier have her try to upsell the male customers” 😂
"Gender... Im not doing that joke" puts in not hired pile 😂
🤣
@Sarah Hamilton I guess you just can’t see it as a joke 😂😅
@Sarah Hamilton you are super sensitive 😭😂
@Sarah Hamilton guess you can't take a joke
He was probably going to do something with Gender: non binary
OMG!! I’m Faith and my sisters are Hope and Grace 😂😂
Oh and I also worked at Chick-fil-a for a year and was around the corner from BYU which made up like most of our employees 😂
Your sisters are hired.
Do u have another sister named love
i go to school with sisters Faith Grace Hope Charity Mary and Anna
Do y’all work at Chick-fil-A 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Judas be like: Yo, i'm like Judas Thaddeus (not iscariot) what the heck!
EXACTLY
Judas Maccabaeus has entered the chat
Ted and Mick would have gotten the job, if they manipulated some Xtian stuff on the application.
I am actually named after Thaddaeus lol
Managed to get a full uniform, osha notice, and make 100 applications for a joke. Impressive and hilarious. 10/10 would drive thru again.
Working in HR, I laughed so hard seeing the employment posters in the back. So funny! haha
Chick-fil-A closes at 10. That’s in 20 minutes. I saw this video and immediately got in the car to get me some Chick-fil-A. It’s Labor Day. They’re closed. Thanks for a terrible night.
😹😹😹
Awwww 🥰 Tomorrow there’s always tomorrow (and it’s not Sunday 🙌🏼🙏🏼😂)
Yup we closed at 8 today sorry :P
F
You should have gone to the Kansas City location! WE were open, lol
As a former Chick-fil-A employee THIS IS TOO DANG FUNNY
When you place your order at Chick-fil-A it's really a prayer request. ✨
The chicken filet one app is a miracle. They always have the order correct where ever I go.
🤣🙏🏾
Followed by a worship song!
And God always provides
Rrriigghhhtttt
“Sweetea” got hired and promoted to manager! 😂🤣
I didn't understand the Sweetea joke, and attempting to search only brought up sweet tea recipes XD
@@animefallenangel 🤣🤣😅😅
This is one of the most HILARIOUS videos I have ever seen!!! It's just completely perfect. Every joke killed!! Well done, John!!!
My mom is a manger at chic fil a I showed her this video she laughed soooo hard
Thanks for all the likes
Does she like her job? Genuinely.
@@SarahLizDoan nope
Sophie Rosebure I’m sorry to hear that.
@@finn3625 people who work in retail and food service tend to have that answer. Sucks, but that's the reality. I work retail so I know.
Is she a manger there because Jesus was born in a manger?
Sweetea promoted to manager immediately had me in tears. So funny.
I didn't get that part (actually troubled me to what Biblical reference it was). Thanks for clearing it up :)
@@asinegaasinega please explain lol
@@imcrazy534 sweetea is like “sweet tea” 😂
@@lr_laura 😄 oops
Sometimes I overthink stuff
@@asinegaasinega the joke doesn't refer to a Bible text but to the phenomenon that some white churches want more diversity in their congregations so they will give tasks to people that are from a minority group much quicker.
Sweetea is a black girl
I thought BYU would be “Hired!” But this was funnier
I don't get why the person wasn't hired.
@@ericl8743 It's a Mormon school. A little less "mainstream protestant" than the masses tend to favor. Same with the St. Peters joke, protestants and Catholics have their disagreements.
You should never hired a cult
@@ashleynelson909 Mormons aren’t a cult lol
@@bradenthurgood you are wrong...they are evil cult
Fav verse, “ you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - the Book of Osteen v3:18
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I desperately need to try Chic Fil a!! Come to the UK!!!
My favorite Verse " do not be anxious "
My dumb self : Always Anxious
Nomi and the Noob Their chicken is really good! I also love their waffle fries and BBQ sauce! Lol We just had it a couple of days ago and my town in Central Valley in California, is building a new one close to my neighborhood! Yay! 😁
😂😂😂
The awkward uncertainty about Catholic and Mormon applicants was perfect! I'd imagine that sums up the feelings of our evangelical brothers and sisters quite well. : )
Mormons aren't Christians which makes it even funnier because they think they are.
@@georgebauerschmidt5289 you're... gatekeeping christianity???
@@rivercat26 I don't even know what that means. gatekeeping ?? I guess _no_ since that's not a thing.
@@georgebauerschmidt5289 All my Mormon friends believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior. Huh. Totally random question: what is your definition of Christian?
@@jesstonius you wrote: _"believe in Christ as their redeemer and savior"_
Perhaps your Mormon friends believe that, not all do. Most do not believe Jesus is GOD or puts all their trust in Him to save them. Instead they trust men on earth for revelations and their own work to save them. They also follow a lot of Freemasonry concepts which is not a Christian organization just a patriarchal philanthropy organization.
“St. Peters catholic school” 🤣😬 all my fellow catholic in the audience 😭
I guess I know why chickfilla regected me in high school now
@@blakelowrey9620 I felt that 🤣
"oh what church do you go to" - Chick-Fil-a manager. "St. Thomas" - Me *awkward energy intensifies"
Ikr?!? How does anyone not know, that all christian denominations branched off of Catholicism!?! I mean come on!!! And I'm catholic, and would have no problem In wearing their uniform! I wear shorts and a t-shirt all time! And I'm a very conservative catholic!! What do people think Catholics are?? Aliens that aren't normal? I mean seriously, WE CAME FIRST. SERIOUSLY 😑
Catholicism came before all the other christian denominations, and they say we aren't christians😑 I mean the nerve of some people... I mean, I'm no trying to be rude to anyone in the slightest. I love everyone, and respect everyone, no matter who they are, or where they comes from, or what religion they are; but I detest the fact that people alienate people just because of their religion, and it makes me sick😑 yes, I might not believe in everything they do, but I still respect them as human beings, and children of God, and I wish others would do the same😑
FYI Catholic ARE Christians- we were the FIRST Christians, by the way.
As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints who did NOT go to BYU, I appreciated that joke so much 🤣😂😂 Go Aggies!!
Unfortunately, most people are going to think you are talking about the Texas A&M Aggies since people outside of Utah/Idaho don't associate the Aggies with Utah State :/
P.S. Go Cougs!
Booooo. Go Cougs.
@@danielburt3749 55 to 3, v Navy this evening. Not bad.
At first I thought you were talking about A&M aggies. Had to look it up.Gig’em!
@@josiahhodges1893 amen! Gig 'em Aggies!!
This is his best stuff he has put out since he's returned.
Next time I’m in America, Chick-Fil-A is gonna be the first stop!!!
Get the regular nuggets, not the strips!
Age: 24
Gender (with grin): not doing this joke
I died 🤣🤣🤣
We demand that joke...
What’s the joke?
Yea I caught that also..
He still put it in the not hiring pile.
Didn’t get that one
BOAZ?
YOUR AZZ IS HIRED
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone looking for timestamp 2:05
I lost it on that one.lol!!
As a BYU graduate, I laughed pretty hard at his reaction to the applicant coming out of BYU.
Lol BYU grad here! Thanks for not sending us straight to the rejection pile 👍🏻
Yes, worried me for a sec haha 😅 Go Cougs!
This is EXACTLY what Chick-fil-A HR is like.
How do you know?
I agree i used to work there
Veteran MM18 Oh ok. Yeah my sister used to work at a chick fil A and my brother still does. Too hectic for me but I think Chick-fil-A employees are a godsent
@@magdalinethompson5023 I worked in the kitchen for 2 years. Loved the people, didn't care too much for the smells XP
@@magdalinethompson5023 it depends on the people. I work in the kitchen and upfront. The front was nice but the kitchen just had a lack of leadership.
as a "Mormon", the BYU joke was _gold_ xD
I didn’t understand it. Care to elaborate?
I’m a Mormon too lol loved it
@Brantley probably because some members of the Evangelical community don’t consider us Christians 😔 But the peeps at CFA were super great when I worked there :) We may have our doctrinal differences, but we both love Jesus! His name is even part of the name of the church; it’s literally called The Church of Jesus Christ
Okay but the most ironic part is that there’s a CFA on BYU campus XD
Oh I didn’t even know that was a Mormon joke-
I’m Catholic and I work at Chick-fil-A lol and the store operator is Catholic. Still funny tho
Ave Maria!!! 🙏🙏🙏😇😇😇
DEUS VULT!
He went there didnt he😂😂 lowkey almost offended but it was a funny joke.
Catholic - the Original Christian! 😇 💒
I WAS GONNA SAY! I'm a faithful Catholic and a huge John Crist fan. I supported you all throughout your struggles friend, what's with the dissin my people!?!
So, name is Grace but I'm a Catholic.... Do I at least get an interview? 😂
Yep. You get an interview but no promises of getting the job. 🤣🤣
You get an interview but they will have a deep conversation about your salvation to determine if you’ll get the job
Yep and yep the name is sufficient 🙌🏻❤️😇... 2 Corinthians 12:9 But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness. Therefore I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest upon me.”
😂😂😂
I'm glad I'm not the only Catholic! Also, I love your username 😅
3:06 I HAVE A HOPE, FAITH, AND A GRACE THAT WORK AT MY CHICKFILA LOL
He went above and beyond by including the OSHA posters in the background.
I agree! Glad someone else noticed haha!
Right 😭😂😂
This is John Crist. Maybe he just walked into a Chick-fil-a like the Terminator. "I need your office, your uniform, and some applications." ;)
“Boaz....yoaz is hired” GOT ME 😂
“Sweet Tea? Somebody’s name is Sweet Tea?!” ...Sweettea? HIIIIRRREEEDD!!” I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣
Girls named Hope... Grace... Faith...
Him: *ALL HIRED* 😂
As a current BYU student.... I appreciate this video immensely.
Edit: I ate at the Chic-fil-a on campus yesterday. It was delicious.
I’ve eaten there many times XD the frosted lemonade is SO good
How on the world does your campus have chick fil a. We were stuck with burger King. Don't ask me how many times I went. I'm ashamed
Yass u used the real spelling before the Mandela effect change
As a Senior Director of a Chick-fil-A, I can tell you what we look for.
1. Do you value others?
2. Are you in it for the team?
3. Do you put your best effort in things you do?
4. Are you a brand ambassador and can you be trusted to represent the brand well?
5. Do you have a growth mindset?
These are the 5 big things we look for at our restaurant.
1. Very much. 2. Yes. 3. Always. 4. Yes. 5. You betchca.
1. Yeah 2. Teamwork makes the best and most efficient environment but I'm not in it for the team I'm in it to earn money so I can survive. 3. Yes always all day with everything my whole life, which is how I finally made it to an entry level fast food interview in my forties. 4. Treat me like crap and I'll drag your name by the neck through the streets, otherwise sure whatever you need. 5. Do you have an attainable living wage position for me that also supports my three children that I know for a fact I can reach? Than yes.
Then why y’all hire me? Lmfaooo
Also do you smile because those employees are always smiling
@@dezmion sometimes we feel bad for people.
Chick-fill-A is so christian and I love it. I had to explain why they’re closed on Sundays to a friend who wanted to try it. I told them it’s in the Bible.
Actually according to the Bible they are supposed to be closed on Saturday - "Remember the SEVENTH day, to keep it holy." The seventh day of the week is Saturday, not Sunday. Nowhere in the entire Bible did God command to keep Sunday as a day of rest, but He did command to keep the seventh day as a day of rest many times throughout the Bible and our Savior, Yeshua the Messiah (Jesus Christ) also kept the seventh day Sabbath and also commanded believers in Him to follow Him. Blessings.
It’s closed on Sundays so people can go to church.
ServeGod33 you’re right, and Jews still practice the 7th as the day of rest. I believe it was because Jesus rose from the dead on a Sunday that Christians began using Sunday as the day of rest instead, but I could be wrong about that.
@@JMarieCAlove that is so cute. And super nice for the employees ☺️
Actually, honor the sabbath (7th day) and keep it holy is not honored. Sabbath is the 7th day which is saturday. They close on sunday the 1st day of the week.
I’m guessing that was his uniform from when he worked there lol
Doubt it. Uniforms have changed over the years. He probably borrowed it.
Still works there*
Maybe because it's just our reals ones...
Critically Cheesy Caleb it was a joke bro
Kace Johnson it’s a joke fam
I just came here for the jokes. Then he said BYU.... XD XD XD That's where I go, we have so many chick-fil-a's around here!
Including a Chick-fil-A on BYU campus itself XD
As a mormon that BYU joke was absolutely hilarious!
As a Chick-fil-a employee, this is SO TRUE
Ever since quarintine ended, it feels like they've been hiring at least three new people every week 😂😂😂
(I loved "failed spelling bee? She can write our cow slogans!" And "Great runner? Put her on drive thru!")
Should have been "BYU?" "We're closed on Sundays so yes Hired."
Right?? All the teens I went to church with were tryna get jobs at CFA so we wouldn’t have to work Sundays XD
Having gone to a St. Peter’s catholic school, I feel slightly attacked lol.
Update: I got hired at a CFA lol
But-
Me too my guy. Spent several years in Private Catholic School, and am Catholic to this day. And I work at Chick-fil-a ;)
In my area, the Chick-Fil-A operator is Catholic. He’s a great boss and friend!
Oh good, this is a relief, because I was kinda offended when he said that in the vid
:(
(I'm a homeschooled catholic)
@@geanbean1305 yeah no worries just a joke lol
“Yo-azz is hired”😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: my dad use to work for the Chick-Fa-La corporate and was an I.T. He helped develop the app!
Awesome!!!!
Once i went through the drive thru and as we're driving away I found a cookie that we didn't order in the bag. That was a blessed day
Favorite bible verse: "They were both naked, and not ashamed."
Spoiler alert....
😂😂😂
They put on clothes.
There...got you to 69 likes.
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As a Catholic, the St. Peters joke gave me a good laugh 😂
" 'Boaz'? Yo azz is hired!"
🤣🤣 That was an unexpected one, lmbo.
Also loved his reaction to all the names at about 3:11. The Kanye West bit was entertaining as well. XD
The Eve thing was also surprising and super clever, lol!
Yoaz
Another hilarious video, John. So glad you're back. In these times of constant negativity and chaos, it's so nice to have something to look forward to watching and to laugh about and just enjoy... even if only for a few minutes.
Absolutely! Glad to have him back
“No, not doing that joke.” 🤣
“Boaz... yoaz is hired” 😂😂😂
Me, a Catholic who wears clothes from Hot Topic who shares a name with a Catholic saint: I guess I won't be working at ChikFila.
Just need to go to a catholic school to match
Not necessarily. Just tell them you do not venerate any saints or the Queen of Heaven and you have no problem with wearing their uniform which consists of a red tee shirt and slacks.
COME ON !!! Just a Funny Video!!
It is a CHRISTIAN COMPANY !! They hire !!
Haha I'm Catholic and I work there 😂😂 But most people are Christians there
Since when is a Catholic not a Christian!? Funny until you dissed Salvation Army and Catholics. Seems you need to go back to rehab, You’ve gotten to disrespectful
New favorite person to listen to. He is on point with everything and his comedic timing is perfect!
Education: Homeschooled-
“hired!”
"Boaz, yoaz is hired." I can't. 😂
*Used to work at popeyes.*
“just write down u don’t know how to make a chicken sandwich.”
i’m laughing so hard 😂
Just saying, when I worked at CFA I was the most religious one there. Mormons represent!!
For the record there's a CFA on BYU's campus, so they've hired plenty of BYU students :D
Pretty much ONLY BYU students 😅 I thought of that too! Go Cougs!
@@MaybeMable111 BYU is Mormon right?
The Road to Cosplay and Comic Con Yes, most of the state is. My hubby and I have been to Utah a few times (not Mormon), and we love it there, especially during the Winter time!
@@JMarieCAlove thanks I know the BYU Vocak Point has a youtube page and they sing well
@@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 BYU = Mormon = Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Yes, Christians...)
The confusion about BYU cracks me up. We have Chic-fil-A here in Utah. I am pretty sure the hiring standards are different here, and many Utah folks love that it's closed on Sunday. I will have to double check name tags. I know they had an Andrew at one time. Although they are fast with their drive thru system, I don't go much since the lobby is closed. It's the most popular place in town.
Not only is there CFA in Utah, there’s a CFA on BYU campus XD it’s nowhere near as busy as it is in the South though, but that’s hard to beat. My hometown had two CFAs and only one high school XD
@@LimegreenSnowstorm on campus? Hmm I know they have one in downtown Provo didn't know they had one on campus. As I haven't been to a CFA in the south, I have no comparison. I just know they are a super popular eating place here in Utah.
To be fair though, Chick-fil-A has great chicken sandwiches, but Raisin' Canes has fantastic chicken tenders, lemonade, and Texas toast.
David Van Pelt my brother works at canes and I sent him this
Yeah Canes has CFA beat on tenders. But CFA obviously has a better selection since they have more than just tenders and toast lol.
Douglas Forsyth I also wish canes had milkshakes
I live down the street from Raising Canes, Zaxbys, and Chik-fil-a. The Raising Canes and Chik-fil-a are directly across the street from each other. I like the lemonade from both restaurants.
I love Canes but Canes doesn't like me
To be honest, we do need people who can fix ice cream machines at McDonalds tho...
😂
LOL True. There is probably someone that COULD fix them at each McD's. I had read that McD's has a contract with the manufacturer that only manufacturer-certified technicians are ALLOWED to work on them. . You know better than I though.
Yeah. It is down a lot.
Trying to up-sell the male customers: There’s a reason my brother calls it Christian Hooters lol
You went IN with the ChickFila attire!!! XD The ENTIRE JOKE LINE?! I'm HERE FOR IT!!!
Lol my friend gets to work there
Her name is Mercy
I see why she got hired.😀😀😀
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I’m not sure I could love John anymore than I already do. 😂😂😂❤️✝️🇺🇸✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼
"Boaz. Yo-az is hired."😂😂😂😂
That’s pushing the envelope but sooo funny 😂😂😂
#checkyourheart
“This woman’s name is Eve, put her as a cashier and have her upsell.” - instant subscriber LMBO!
I started laughing when he was talking about how Popeyes doesn’t know how to make a Chicken Sandwich
Lol, but Popeyes chicken sandwiches are delicious though
That Eve line 👏🏻 Understated genius 🤣
"Boaz? Heh, yo-az is hired!" had me holding in my laughter so hard, my husband is still sleeping before work and I'm out in the living room xD
I just started at Chick-fil-A and my name is Noah.😂😂😂
I’ve lived in Utah for a year and a half and I snorted SO HARD at the BYU joke. Thank you.
I had to google it. It looks like a Christian school so why did he react to it like that? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Priscilla Jimenez BYU is a Mormon school. Some Christians hate em, some don’t care. I guess he just decided to contact corporate.
@@Granitte but Mormons aren’t Christians.. I guess that’s why Christians are upset; because they’re ranked as a top “Christian” school?
@@aub5020 Mormons are members of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so BYU is a mostly Christian school :)
But I didn’t super get the joke either lol
@@aub5020 They are christians
Star or starr. If you’re laughing you’re going to hell🤣
"Eve.... have her upsell the customers" 😂😂 literally *classic*
I was a homeschooled Christian with a bible name and I was still rejected 😂
LOL HOW
Probably because they didn't eat chicken in the garden of Eden
Oh no☺
Maybe it was because of what took place in the Garden of Eden…..the fall of man. 😆
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