@@deezlesteezlebe careful rattling the DAWG cage little boy. You can’t throw that sort of disrespect when you aren’t a DAWG and weigh 100 pounds brother
Our great MSSP Conduit, Lord Peepop has blessed us with another holy clip. Thanks again for the clips man, it really is appreciated. Hope things go well for you👍👍
All praise PeePop. Our lord, our savior, our deliverer. Shall he forver be immortalized in the house of dawgs. Forever revered. Forver worshipped. May we heep sacrifices upon his altar 🙌
Just had a pretty profound realization: Matt is made of the same star-stuff as Chris Farley, with none of the hang-ups or fucks-given. What a time to be alive.
I love how Matt tries to volunteer pissing his peeops just to create a distraction. We all know Matty was walking through that Best Buy with soaky shorties already.
I live not in America but like 6hours away from Niagara Falls. I went there to visit one time and seen some parts of the Niagara River are very narrow between not America and buffalo. If I had a drone I could easily sneak stuff across I think and if anything sketchy happens boom throw it in the rapids no recovering anything there and once you get to the highway you can mesh in with all the traffic I bet.
Bighead and chubbies, lmao I know *exactly* the types he's talking about. Those chicks with massive heads that are down for whatever with whoever. Often played softball. Basically dudes, even the prettiest ones.
@@killerwillies5460 brooooo, it really was. It was durable. Thing lasted 4 years! I keep all my phones goin back to the nextel (indestructable one made outa gearge foreman grill material) used to hackysavk it. Had a green screen which i somehow at 12 years old got AIM msger on there. I then had 2 years of unlimited free text msging before it even became a thing. My gf at the time had a bill that came in a box and a charge of $1700 lmao Looking at the evo even now it looks so small compared to my galaxy note
@@brendanevo4g I wanted one so bad but then I need up deciding the 3d model was the way of the future not 4g networks. I think I had it for 6 months before I went back to some Nokia Lumia Bs.
It's nearly indistinguishable between when he is joking, gas lighting, and being completely serious and it's pretty refreshing. No reason to figure it out just enjoy Matt's wild thoughts
We accept the snizz we think we deserve
Give me the serenity to ignore the snizz I cannot have, the courage to pursue the snizz I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
@@freepz1 I need this on a coin.
How does this Not have 16k likes?
@@freepz1 thanks dawg
Dropping gems on us
"You gotta have rizz to get the snizz."
-Confucius
"We should get drunk more and just start stealing"
Matt is so naturally hilarious.
Matt sucks so much. He is a terrible person. Everything he says is some form of a lie.
@@deezlesteezle
Your mother.
@@johnnysins4158 Can't argue with facts 🤷♂️
@@deezlesteezleif your being serious, why are u on this channel in the first place
@@deezlesteezlebe careful rattling the DAWG cage little boy. You can’t throw that sort of disrespect when you aren’t a DAWG and weigh 100 pounds brother
Matt: I only deserve chubby chicks I must humble myself
*👰🏿♀️👶🏿*
🍆
Lol niggers love then bigems
He’s the actual man 😂
started listening to mssp for Shane
stayed for Matt
:::hard sniffle:::
This comment is gayer than ISIS
@@bender8784 They are just trying to sell some fucking Toyota's
for about two days i thought matt was a lil annoying . same feeling about andrew schulz. they are my favorites now.
I'm gay
Only Matt and Shane’s account I listen to. You truly understand their humor the most
The VC are really bad at the clip game. It's unbearable
@@T_D_B_ the viet cong?
@@tylerdabbs tricky folk
All dawgs go to heaven ❤️
All roads lead to t-porn
:l
Nah, I avoid those roads like I would any other bad neighborhood.
Our great MSSP Conduit, Lord Peepop has blessed us with another holy clip. Thanks again for the clips man, it really is appreciated. Hope things go well for you👍👍
Legit my favorite RUclips channel I check it every fucking day 😂
For sure man! Roll call dogs!
Check out radio dawgs. He has all the old mssp podcasts that this dude just takes clips from, re-uploads and makes a cool photshop. 😑
Ihhihhihihihihhhhhh hhhhihhhihihhihhhihihihihhhhhhiihhihihihhcgh@@rileypelzer5808 lol l l lol l l l l l no no
If scouting pornos in the morning is wrong I don't wanna be right
All praise PeePop. Our lord, our savior, our deliverer. Shall he forver be immortalized in the house of dawgs. Forever revered. Forver worshipped. May we heep sacrifices upon his altar 🙌
The House of Dogs raises one front paw in his honor. Arroooooooooo!
I appreciate your professionalism
Thank you peepop! Your clips make me put the gun away. Not today boys, not today. 💯😂🤣
100 💯🤣 it true
Do it
How about now
Do it....Pussy!
Shoutout the moon faced chubbies lol.
I used to be a master of butter faces. My game was so cold when it came to butter faces... and they were awesome
Matt is just real life mac from always sunny
Mac + JRE bro + jungle fever = McCucksker
Wakakakakakaka
Just had a pretty profound realization: Matt is made of the same star-stuff as Chris Farley, with none of the hang-ups or fucks-given. What a time to be alive.
big heads, chubbys, and moon faces😭
I love how Matt tries to volunteer pissing his peeops just to create a distraction. We all know Matty was walking through that Best Buy with soaky shorties already.
The mimsy caper
Precisely
Peepop is such a dawg
The boys don't even need these ideas anymore, just go in and take it
Peepop is a man of constant sorrow
He's bonafide
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Big heads, chubbies, and moonfaces 😂
I live not in America but like 6hours away from Niagara Falls. I went there to visit one time and seen some parts of the Niagara River are very narrow between not America and buffalo. If I had a drone I could easily sneak stuff across I think and if anything sketchy happens boom throw it in the rapids no recovering anything there and once you get to the highway you can mesh in with all the traffic I bet.
This starts like a riddle 😂😂
There’s a couple dudes who pulled this off for a bit and they seemed like idiots, you could probably do it brother I believe in you
Shit be keepin’ me sane, dogs
Shane is describing the most perfect character in a skit never played.....
Best clip ever. Just made it the new desktop for everyone at work, because I can do that.
This channel is sick you’re the man
I thought I was the one that made up the “Moonface” phrase 😂
Bighead and chubbies, lmao
I know *exactly* the types he's talking about. Those chicks with massive heads that are down for whatever with whoever. Often played softball. Basically dudes, even the prettiest ones.
Starts to smell like football practice when things get hot and heavy. Very conflicting stuff.
Gilly and keeves skit this!!
These are some good crime ideas
Matt casually admitting to credit card fraud on the internet
Yes! I knew I wasn't the only one.
Big heads 😂😂😂
Shane is the most moon face
Looks pretty good in this pic actually
Jesus christ. I can't fkkn breathe.
Daddy Peepop is my role model
I am guessing the Kama Sutra way predates Jesus.
Incorrect.
Grand would be happy to hear this
He and I are watching tge beginning at the same rate.
I don’t think you have to go through all of that hiking up your pants and other wardrobe stuff Shane. Just be your normal self.
Peepop can we make the chronicles of beezer?
Peepop Lord of the Snizz
Oh.. oh ny God hahahahahahsha
Man the evo 4g was a sick phone
@@killerwillies5460 brooooo, it really was. It was durable. Thing lasted 4 years! I keep all my phones goin back to the nextel (indestructable one made outa gearge foreman grill material) used to hackysavk it. Had a green screen which i somehow at 12 years old got AIM msger on there. I then had 2 years of unlimited free text msging before it even became a thing. My gf at the time had a bill that came in a box and a charge of $1700 lmao
Looking at the evo even now it looks so small compared to my galaxy note
@@killerwillies5460 btw ur like the first person sonce 2010 to probably understand that in my email. Haha
@@brendanevo4g I wanted one so bad but then I need up deciding the 3d model was the way of the future not 4g networks. I think I had it for 6 months before I went back to some Nokia Lumia Bs.
What movie is the thumbnail from??
O brother where art thou
Contesting credit cards even if it's not you hurts your credit score
No it doesn’t
What's the difference between chubby and thick / curvy tho 🤔
Your mom.
the karma sutra was written 400 years before jesus
why is the audio so bad??😭
Big heads
Moonface dude
Either Matt is lying or he's really weird, either way it's entertaining.
It's nearly indistinguishable between when he is joking, gas lighting, and being completely serious and it's pretty refreshing. No reason to figure it out just enjoy Matt's wild thoughts
@@TrevorScanlan this trans lady gets it
Second,it’s the second 😂😂😂
You’re not living if you don’t click on The Game.
I I love
Whatever I deserve
Ewww big heads
McDonalds Moon Man Commercial except you’re getting a blow’j
Wtf are ads doing on this stolen content? Not ok
Chubbys arent fat and theyre great in bed. Very soft
How are these 30 year olds so hip and young sounding 😂😂😂