Yeah...boy I wish I’d found this when it came out so it would just make me laugh and not piss me off too. Truly a tragedy, but also there’s a lot of political BS and I’m worn out and about to vote for a rock because humans suck.
My god, Casper van Dien hasn't aged a fucking day since Starship Troopers. WTG man. It looks like he was also cryogenically frozen for decades so he is a very good choice to play Captain Rogers here. Come on, you wanna live forever?!
This was such a good laugh, I needed this! I hope dearly that everybody can appreciate the fact that you were to bring this to the place it belongs to: online. Thanks to the creators of the series, and to you batman for uploading.
Time of entry: 00:17 Black Widow Presentation And The Others 00:37 Iron Man 05:02 Hulk 09:51 Red Skull 15:48 Vision 19:37 Black Panther 25:00 Superman 31:07 Black Widow 37:00 Winter Soldier 43:08 Captain América
Hulk was the funniest Black widow had the cleverest comic based joke. That Jack Kirby joke was hella funny. Bucky was clearly played by an actual stand up comedian.
I don't recall Captain America saying, "THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG." Watching him sit and nod behind "Hulk" makes me wonder if he's thinking, "so, this is how my career has turned out."
Okay so, I rarely ever comment on videos but I wanted to say this. I remember watching a teaser for this a long time ago and then searching all over the internet for more but never finding anything. I don't know where you found this (perhaps you downloaded it somehow when it was still published) but I appreciate you for sharing this. Also, I know this is perhaps a lot to ask but could you share The Roast of Harry Potter, if you have it available too? Been looking around for that one frequently, over and over again but never found anything. I really like fandoms and funny content, and are really into these franchises. Really appreciate the re-upload. Anyways, thank you for sharing this!
Screen Junkies was trying to start a paid streaming service so the teaser was basically to get you to pay for the service. That service has now disappeared and to my knowledge, the video was never re-uploaded to an alternate source. It's worth noting that Defy Media, who owned Screen Junkies at the time and bankrolled the service, no longer exists.
It might have taken me years to see this for the first time, but: 25:15 "Tony's liver is so black, Steve would call it Boy" I would have gone with: "Tony's liva is so Black, Steve calls it liveR with a hard R."
Honestly Hulk's but was my favorite and just in general he was funny. He looked like he didn't know what was going on half the time and agreed with every roast he got also just him yelling *Roast* is fucking hilarious. Now that this comment is stretched out more than Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice I must go.
They NAILED Bucky
...
Just like Steve
Black Widow: "The only way I'm getting a solo movie is if it's produced by Brazzers!"
2020: "Well in that case..."
2021: "Stop right there." 💉
"No wonder deadpool outgrossed us all"
Statement of the century
Merchandise yes Box Office no
Tony's roasts were savage but Bucky stole the Fucking show. 😂
Bucky was the best roaster by far
Black panther: Do not try that recasting shit on me
Well that didnt age well
Beat me to it
Bucky with the good hair lmao
Seeing the part “I wish you were the prince that died” now is just sad
Yeah...boy I wish I’d found this when it came out so it would just make me laugh and not piss me off too.
Truly a tragedy, but also there’s a lot of political BS and I’m worn out and about to vote for a rock because humans suck.
@@Hoshimaru57 vote cthulhu for president
My god, Casper van Dien hasn't aged a fucking day since Starship Troopers. WTG man. It looks like he was also cryogenically frozen for decades so he is a very good choice to play Captain Rogers here. Come on, you wanna live forever?!
He was the only good part
This was such a good laugh, I needed this! I hope dearly that everybody can appreciate the fact that you were to bring this to the place it belongs to: online. Thanks to the creators of the series, and to you batman for uploading.
👍
I’m actually sad they picked Superman instead of Sam. He really should have been there.
Time of entry:
00:17 Black Widow Presentation And The Others
00:37 Iron Man
05:02 Hulk
09:51 Red Skull
15:48 Vision
19:37 Black Panther
25:00 Superman
31:07 Black Widow
37:00 Winter Soldier
43:08 Captain América
OMG THANK YOU
Electric POGaloo!
I LOVE THE AMOUNT OF STUCKY REFERENCES!!!
love your profile picture
@@lovernotafighter6942 thanks love!
Tumblr
I love how in character Casper is - nailed Steve's speech MO
Geeeez that Christopher Reeves joke bombed so hard. People fucking love that man. For good reason.
I've always been an admirer of how sharp Casper's jaw line is. good to see it mentioned here.
Joe's Starship Troopers joke is very under rated
Really? I would like to know more...
Vision may not have been the funniest, but he hit the hardest.
Hulk was the funniest
Black widow had the cleverest comic based joke. That Jack Kirby joke was hella funny.
Bucky was clearly played by an actual stand up comedian.
hulk was the funniest? wtf dude
@@sundayseance shut up punk... aaaaggghhhh ROAST
Black Widow got too political😒
But yes, the Jack Kirby joke was good.
Omg that black widow is hot asf who is she?
Jenn Sterger. you're welcome
@@hifreezeimbatman.5700 And she's funnier than 3/4 of the comediennes today.
@@jeffbrehove2614......... a comedian probably wrote her set
@@bboyspinz eh, you're right.
@@jeffbrehove2614 nah, bucky was the best. He got personal at Tony and it was hilarious.
Thanks from the bottom of heart for uploading this!
2021 Disney Executive: Does anyone have Kevin Hart's number?
I don't recall Captain America saying, "THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG." Watching him sit and nod behind "Hulk" makes me wonder if he's thinking, "so, this is how my career has turned out."
Even this Captain America is hot af.
Why are you not wrong
Everything Superman said, that's fair.
Say your mother's name already 🤣
@@dhruvkotra9357 Linda!!!!!
@@jeffbrehove2614 I was quoting what Superman said in the video
@@jeffbrehove2614 lol. U just replied with your mom name 😂
Read this comment right as superman stopped speaking
Okay so, I rarely ever comment on videos but I wanted to say this. I remember watching a teaser for this a long time ago and then searching all over the internet for more but never finding anything. I don't know where you found this (perhaps you downloaded it somehow when it was still published) but I appreciate you for sharing this. Also, I know this is perhaps a lot to ask but could you share The Roast of Harry Potter, if you have it available too? Been looking around for that one frequently, over and over again but never found anything. I really like fandoms and funny content, and are really into these franchises. Really appreciate the re-upload. Anyways, thank you for sharing this!
you might wanna check my latest video :D
Screen Junkies was trying to start a paid streaming service so the teaser was basically to get you to pay for the service. That service has now disappeared and to my knowledge, the video was never re-uploaded to an alternate source. It's worth noting that Defy Media, who owned Screen Junkies at the time and bankrolled the service, no longer exists.
Is Red Skull the Actor that plays Klaus on American Dad ? lol
a new roast is coming soon...
One word... Hero
Wow, laughing at jokes for black panther just feels bad
RIP Chadwick Boseman
And Superman just roasted himself, “Dark and Cruel” and Super Warner bros
One year later and most jokes do not work anymore. 😅
It might have taken me years to see this for the first time, but:
25:15 "Tony's liver is so black, Steve would call it Boy"
I would have gone with:
"Tony's liva is so Black, Steve calls it liveR with a hard R."
"Would you like to know more" lmfao
Bucky was the golden boy of this roast 🤣🤣🤣
"do not try that recasting shit on me" :'( sadge
23:50 don't mind.
So they could have gone with any German accent and they went with Goldmember from Austin Powers.
"Why leader strong grandpa"
Johnny Rico as US Agent is something I didn't realize I wanted till now.
39:10 is the best one😂
Waouw! They're so good.
Thx for uploadin' Batman
i was waiting for the full thing to be posted for a year
Thanks for uploading this. I remember watching this rant back in 2016. I laughed my ass off!
You're an American hero for posting these here.
Thanks for Sharing this. Nothing like a Good Roast. These were Great !! Especially watching Caspar Van Diem's reactions !! More, Please !!
Rest In Peace tchalla
Black widow came to play, unlike when she was with Hulk.
I love how Wonder woman had about as much screentime in this as in BvS: Dawn of Justice.
The way hulk hi fives Vision after every roast 😂😂
Omg thank you dude. Needed this badly
Why are they saying vision is purple when he's actually red?
Hulk, Vision, and Superman were my favorites in this video.
Oof, Black Widow's roast of Black Panther predicted the future.
Savage stark
SOMEONE DO A DEEPFAKE OF THIS!
oh yeah, especially with Superman, Iron Man, Captain America, Winter Soldier And Black Widow.
Those were all great comedic performance ms. But that Red Skill bit was art! 🎭 🏅
13.06 was the time stamp when i thought " why the fuck am I watching the complete and utter crap"
superman: we have Jared leto!
morbius: am I a joke to you?
Well black widow is looking hot as fuck😂😂
32:50 - Aged like milk.
WTFrocks oohhh XD
Was that Casper Vannnnnn . . somebody? The Starship Troopers guy?
Winter soldier and black widow actually kinda resemble their actors.
Is the guy playing captain america also played Reco on starship troopers?
Yes. Would you like to know more?
@@vladislavraginis8781 💀
I was wondering: Does anyone have the cast list ?
Thx
32:05 well she was right on one thing
About recasting Black Panther...
:(
I feel bad for hulk he looks innocent
😂😂😂 Tony Stark looks kinda like Hammer
Everybody being in character 🎯
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Groot: I am Groot!
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin, god of thunder!
Cap. America: I am Steve Rogers.
Black Panther: I am Taylor Swift.
That does not make any sense
@@nephaskango2393 and...?
That sucks
@@nephaskango2393 Ah sucks to be you then. Have a great day✨
@@alzeuselric1997 you two.
Wow. Hulk's bit gamma-bombed.
7:04 some one knows who she is? For research purposes
That's Wonder Woman
Is that fucking Rico from Starship Troopers
Steve Rogers was in Starship Troopers...cool.
tony stark looks like steph curry
Why does Superman look like Barnacle Clampersnatch?
Why on Earth do I still know who you're talking about
Superman: *goes on about how dark DC is*
Image Comics: *brutally butchers the main superhero team in the first pages of the first issue of Invincible*
this was mildly amusing
That Prince that died joke didn't age very well lol awkward. Rip King T'Challa
Best Roasts: Black Widow
Funniest Jokes: The Hulk, surprisingly 😳
Hang on a minute: isn't that Casper van Dien as Captain whatshisname?
Is that casper van dean?
yeah.
No, its Johnny Rico.
That's the dude from Hell Divers
Where is the Roast of Rick Grimes?
Red Skull sounds like Goldmember for some reason...
It took me 10 minutes too long to realize Ellis was playing Tony Stark.
If it took you longer than the very beginning where the announcer introduced him as Tony Stark, then yes, yes it took you too long.
What a long fall form starship troopers.
Superman was really underrated
Honestly Hulk's but was my favorite and just in general he was funny. He looked like he didn't know what was going on half the time and agreed with every roast he got also just him yelling *Roast* is fucking hilarious.
Now that this comment is stretched out more than Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice I must go.
The girl who played Black Widow was hot. I don't know why everyone gave Brett Favre so much grief for shooting his shot.
Why does Cap look like Casper Van Deen in this?
Because it is.
All of this was so funny I love it! I hope Batman upload more :)
Thank you
Couldn't the guy playing vision have shaved!?
For THIS? not worth it.
33:23 it was aged very well
I didn't get black widows horse joke can someone elaborate?
Christopher Reeve was paralyzed from a horse
Wait is that Caspar Van Dien? What’s he doing here
Superman was spot on.
"We got Jared Leto!" This particular comment did not age well.
41:36 ...and into the chiliverse we go
Hulk's would have been much more interesting if it were Bruce Banner, I think...
Dog bless you for this. I hope you have a good day