@@LevitheEldritchAbominationImmortal just means you don't age, right? If you're invincible then you would probably have issues killing yourself. Being invincible and immortal would mean you don't die at all.
Did you hear about the one where she booped a tiny amount of frosting on his nose and he got mad and smashed a whole slice into her hair? She said she regrets holding back her tears and wishes she had called him out right then.
the kind of husband that starts stabbing the furniture and presents at a gender reveal party when it's revealed, scaring the wife (That was an occurrence btw...)
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I had a moment like this...was maid of honor & day before wedding, bride starts telling me about all this horrible shit her fiance & his family is doing to her. I tried to tell her that she can call it off & I'd support her...she told me to STFU, she was going through with it & just wanted to vent....I wanted to cry.
Yes, this is the worst part. When they say they just want u to listen n not give advice. . . And then they proceed to tell u how their partner is a man child, alcoholic, workaholic, emotionally stunted, doesn't do any chores, and says they will only marry ur friend if their parents approve of ur friend. . . N all u can do is sit there listening to dis horror story bcuz ur friend is convinced that they can get their partner to get off alcohol n dat wud somehow solve all their problems.
Final two paragraphs smush something in about how the neighbor called the cops on them like 8 times and the guy killed their cat in retaliation but they somehow make the neighbor sound like a crabby, unreliable busybody.
@ville__jail, jail for one thousand years, do not pass go, do not collect one hundred dollars, no bless yous for guaicamo, nothing, this is a prison comment
It's often the only thing they know. When you grow up watching your parents be cruel to each other, neglect you, scream at you, this prime you as a target for an abusive dude who wants a punching bag.
@@celisewillisyeah. What's worse is that they think this is what love is and that true love is what they have. When you tell them that they deserve better they tell you that nothing could be better.
What's so sad is that people like this are the people who ALWAYS pumps out a kid or two or idfk how many and those kids just end up traumatized or messed up💀
@@celisewillis I grew up with my parents constantly fighting and being miserable with each other (they are somehow still married after 53 years). That made me decide it is better to be alone than be with someone who makes me miserable.
even with the emotional neglect, sudden threats of violence, and generally abusive behavior, i think the real crime is thinking "are we doing this thing or what?" is a sufficient proposal
Fr, saying he's passionate when he went with such a lazy proposal. Like what's even the point of stalking someone if you're gonna half-ass the most important part? Even bad boys on Wattpad are more romantic than him 😭😭
@@cottylem5708 🤣🤣🤣 if he really wants some tips on unrealistic crazy romances im sure i have some old frerard fanfictions that were somehow still less ridiculous and toxic than this dude!!
This is like me at my friend’s wedding. She starts telling me that they met at a rave and at that very moment his baby mama was in the hospital giving birth to his fourth child, but he was at a rave instead of being with her. Clearly, it was a sign he loved children! Then, after getting pregnant because he was too embarrassed to ask his sister for a condom, she wore him down over several years and breakups until he agreed to marry her. Ah, true love. At the wedding as he and his best men lined up in their best jeans, we saw something a little weird and oh shit! Yep! They were crips, in their colors and packing! The vows were very romantic. She sang him a song and when asked, “Do you take her to be your wife?” He shrugged, laughed, and said, “Sure, man. I guess.” *swoon* We left early when the groom’s mom shot up in the port-a-potty and tried to fist fight my mom. I do not talk to this friend anymore.
Literally worked with a woman whose story wasn’t much different. He also cheated on her. She took him back. Proudly proclaimed “He tried the rest and came back to the best.” Thankfully they never had kids.
Nah, a Twilight skit would be more like... Bella: “Wait, you were WATCHING me sleep EVERY night?!” Edward: “Yeah, I know it was wrong of me, but I’d worry about you, and you look so beautiful and smell so good. It’s no excuse, but--” Bella: “No, I LIKE it! I’d totally be stocking you if I thought that I could get away with it, and that’s before you gaslit me about your super strength. That just fueled my obsession.” Edward: “You... like it?” Bella: “Yeah, it’s totally sexy. Speaking of sexy, wanna bang?” Edward: “You know I could kill you, right?” Bella: “True... oh, I know, you can turn me into a vampire! Then I can have all the cool superpowers and we can be together FOREVER! And if you don’t, I’ll unalive myself.” Edward: “I really don't want to damn your soul, but you seem pretty determined, so okay. But on one condition: marry me.” Bella: “No. Don’t get me wrong, I want to be with you forever and ever and ever. But, like, what if we don't work out? No, let’s just skip to the superpowers part.” Edward: “Wait, are you using me for my body?” Bella: “Yes.” Edward: “You know what, that’s hot. Now I want to marry you even more. Too bad you’ll be dead. And once you’re dead, I’ll have to unalive myself because there is no life without you.” Bella: “Wait, so you really won't turn or bone me unless we get married?” Edward: “Yep.” Bella: “Then what are we waiting for!? LET’S GO!”
I’ve been a bridesmaid 7 times and in 10 weddings. The vast majority of them are doing well now. But…one of them-we tried to get her to turn the limo around. She cried before walking down the aisle (I’m not sure it was happy tears). It lasted 9 months (but they stopped sharing a bed after 3 weeks). No, she wasn’t pregnant. I have no idea why she did it. Bored, I guess? She went on to get two masters degree, a good job, and has a little boy (on her own, happily-not the 1st husband’s) and a great boyfriend now.
@@nataliaalfonso2662 all your commrnents I've seen on this video have been blaming the people who are suffering for not making better decisions, that's victim blaming. I recommend researching the term as it puts the onus on people who are being abused/going through a hard time and we can't all be logical in those moments. We can't all be logical in the best circumstances but when there are pressures from partners, family etc. it's even harder.
The poor makeup artist for brides who have actual crazy love stories like if they say or do anything they could be blamed for the wedding not going through so you gotta just bite your tongue 🥺😭
My grandparents' story is weird but not decorated with this many red flags. He just was courting her younger sister before she died in a car accident. Grandma was the next nearest single woman in their small community.
I thought of that from Tiktok as well 😂 although my grandparents' story is actually really wholesome. They met at a dance. There's no weird stuff, just met at a dance and fell in love.
My grandpa impregnated 2 women 3 months apart (in 1954). The 1st never told him, (we only found out about it a couple years ago even though my dad went to HS with his half sister... and was almost set up on a date), my grandma didn't hide the pregnancy, so they got married real quick. It was wild learning about all this.
My dad proposed when he was drunk. Mom said, "No, you just returned from Vietnam, you need time." Soon after, he said he wanted to take a "little trip" together. She figured he meant to the beach. Nope! Next thing she knew, she was on a plane heading to Michigan. They landed and he said, "You're marrying me." She had no clothes with her, so his sister bought her a whole wardrobe of "fashionable" outfits. (It was the 60s, these were hippy clothes Mom would never wear.) The sister also insisted Dad likes redheads and dyed Mom's hair, not taking no for an answer. A justice of the peace married them. Mom didn't even get a white dress, because she had been briefly married before, and his family were very traditional about this. So the only wedding photo that exists is of my dad in a casual suit and some redhead in a yellow dress that looks like it came from Jackie Kennedy's wardrobe. I was not convinced that this was my mom, and couldn't believe my dad (who was awesome in every way) would do all that. TLDR: my dad kidnapped my mom, changed her into his perfect woman, and forced her to marry him. Somehow, they've lasted over 50 years.
@@jadesterbabyIn this case they may have been happy but many women never left because the laws were against them. Women left with nothing unless they had kids then they got the kids. There was no splitting up of property or assets. Many women didn’t have education to get a job. Many women were stuck and getting things like a phone line without a man’s signature were very difficult (my mom left in early 70’s. 5 years later she took my dad to court as he had paid not a cent in child support). We owe a lot to the women’s movement in the 70’s!
I met my husband at an anime convention in 2010. We moved in together and got engaged two weeks later. Got married 8 months after that. Been together 14 years now, still super happy and in love.
My partner and I met while walking home from high school. One of our first memorable conversions was him giving me a lecture on Norse mythology. Friends for many years. Dating for four. He's working on getting a ring so he can officially propose.
Mine was the top guy on this fun thing we had where you filed out forms and then a computer gave you 5 top matches. He was at the top, but was in grade 13 (used to be called to get credits for University). Ended up seeing him outside a bar and my friends and I were like “wow” and my friends boyfriend knew him from school and brought him over. He said his name and I laughed and told him about the list. We were married 22 years, 20 of them pretty happy considering 4 yrs into our marriage I got into a debilitating car accident. Then he had a mid life crisis and we ended it. Tale as old as time lol. 😅
It's exactly like grammas story after grandpa died. Just misses the "he went to my high-school and waited there for me every day, so what could I do, of course I married him."
I honestly feel like most relationships are like this. Swear down, most people are unhappily married. They got married full well knowing they don't want to be with that person, but they went ahead anyway.
This is why being unmarried (and having no kids) seems like the most stress-free option to have Guys are waaaay more dramatic than women 😭 Idk but guys who actually make some sense and actually care and don't expect the woman to carry their ENTIRE emotional burden or whatever is so rare because of the way most guys are raised and conditioned in such a patriarchal society
Literally me to my ex bff after she married her abusive bf.. he had her crying at literally every party. When id try talking to her about it, he'd take her phone and message me for her. He was the reason we stopped being bffs.
My mom told me this the other day, but my step dad would stay over at her house overnight and not sleep. He would literally just watch her all night because he was afraid she would leave. And when she made him go home, he would sit in her driveway and stare at her house for hours. And yet, she married him. Of course it was a terrible decision, and of course they're still married and miserable.
Really concerning to see so many people in the comments saying the bride in this is a red flag/crazy herself. This normalisation is a really common reaction to abuse
I think it comes from her line, "I called and I texted thousands of times and he blocked my number." THAT is a red flag. Not as scary as him, but still a red flag. I would call that a red flag if someone did that to me.
He's definitely not a red flag, hes a walking green flag. He wanted to protect her from that dude, isnt that so sweet. He even bought a weapon just *incase* charles attack her, how sweet!
@@Littlebodybigback-11-14r Yeah, but this is e x a c t l y how she and her family/friends will write it up. "Protective of the poor delicate womenfolk"
I have post traumatic stress from the song “I won’t give up on us”, because it was the wedding song of someone who SHOULD HAVE given up on her toxic on and off boyfriend loooong before they got married. She was abused and later got divorced.
No lie, one of my ex boyfriends drew a gun on me during a fight. It wasn't until my most recent ex's told me that I could have been killed did it set in... over 10 years later.
Everyone has at least one friend that whenever they talk anything about their relationship you just have sirens going on in your head but theres nothing you can do to change their mind
Ugh my psycho ex had my head so twisted I once told him I expected him gone by the time I got home from work. He wasn't. He begged to just hold my hand to talk to me and explain. I grudgingly agreed and found myself handcuffed to him and a promise ring shoved onto my finger as he begged\demanded that we stay together. Stupid me was won over by the fact that be actually put in the effort to ride the bus to the pawn shop to get the cuffs and ring and was willing "to risk everything for love." To my abused and neglected self it seemed so romantic. Now knowing what I know about his criminal behavior I wonder if the cuffs were something he already had and the ring was taken from one of his other victims.
Average grandma love story be like: I was 14 years old and in the field feeding the horses when your grandpa kidnapped me after my father sold my hand in marriage to him in exchange for 5 cows and a sack of corn
That's almost giving more like Greatest Generation vibes. Now had it been a 20 or 21 year old Grandpa who is a bootlegger who one day happened upon seeing 14 year old grandma whilst she was walking home from school and was immediately "smitten" (never mind that she is a literal child.) as he drove by her in his model-T with a rumble seat that had hidden compartments on the car for running "Hooch," and decided to follow her home to ask her father if he could marry her and dear old Great G-pa decided to sell Grandma out because he had too many daughters and he happened to be a wee bit of the town drunk. Well several cases of hooch pass on to Great G-Pa later and grandma was to be wed to a man she just met that day. She goes on to marry him a week later after they are nice enough to let her get to know him/s.
Reminds me of when my teacher told some of us how she met her now husband when some girls asked her. He stalked her out of a club when she was 18 and when she jumped into a taxi he jumped in right after her. He held her door closed as she was desperately trying to get out. He told her he wouldn't allow her to leave until she gave him her number. She was swooning like it was so romantic.
The sad thing is that some people actually perceive this as romantic and true love. I knew a girl who did, and when she started dating a really nice guy who treated her great and with respect, and was great to her little girl, she said that he was boring and dumped him for some low life piece of trash and left her daughter with her parents. I washed my hands of her completely.
Well you really shouldn’t stay with someone just cause they’re nice, when you don’t actually like them Now if she thought that nice was boring and wanted chaos that’s a different story but I see so many ppl who think women have to stay with men they don’t love, simply because he’s nice or “that’s as good as it’s gonna get”
Thank the Gods my father taught me how to stand up for myself and actively encouraged the resolution of conflicts with patience and understanding (his pair of Glocks) and my therapist taught me how to spot whos a real enemy (the abusive person) cuz man i was dumb and naive as a Disney princess when I first found men attractive.
He's gonna say "I guess" at the altar, and they'll all think its a joke...
He's definitely a shut-up-ring kinda guy 😬
More like, as long as she keeps my stomach full and my balls empty, I'm good
Call her a bull because she's running straight towards those red flags ✋🏾😭
@ville__okay 1st: wtf 2cnd: wtf is google trying to translate this to
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Report and move on
@ville__ sorry I'm immortal
@ville__what's so bad about this video anyway?
@@LevitheEldritchAbominationImmortal just means you don't age, right? If you're invincible then you would probably have issues killing yourself. Being invincible and immortal would mean you don't die at all.
the kind of groom that smears cake on the brides face and everyone commends her good humor about it
Did you hear about the one where she booped a tiny amount of frosting on his nose and he got mad and smashed a whole slice into her hair? She said she regrets holding back her tears and wishes she had called him out right then.
@@SuperMrsMarHa ha, that's such a good joke that stanzi should make a follow-up reception video.
@@SuperMrsMar didn't one of the grooms who do that break her nose and she was bleeding every where?
the kind of husband that starts stabbing the furniture and presents at a gender reveal party when it's revealed, scaring the wife (That was an occurrence btw...)
@notbeanbag8764 ex-wife, I hope!
she found a bullet in her heart
@ville__ you first
@ville__ ok
@ville__CALM DOWN
@ville__ohhh you're the one spamming the same comments over and over to get attention
Shot through the heart and youre to blame
This sounds like one of those “how my grandparents got together” stories
@ville__ scumbag
@ville__ WHAT THE FUCK
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Yo fr I found out my grandmother was dating someone else and my grandpa like borderline stalked her. He kept showing up at her bus stop.
I had a moment like this...was maid of honor & day before wedding, bride starts telling me about all this horrible shit her fiance & his family is doing to her. I tried to tell her that she can call it off & I'd support her...she told me to STFU, she was going through with it & just wanted to vent....I wanted to cry.
And when she calls to whine and cry about how horrible of a man he is, I’d return the favor.
Yes, this is the worst part. When they say they just want u to listen n not give advice. . . And then they proceed to tell u how their partner is a man child, alcoholic, workaholic, emotionally stunted, doesn't do any chores, and says they will only marry ur friend if their parents approve of ur friend. . . N all u can do is sit there listening to dis horror story bcuz ur friend is convinced that they can get their partner to get off alcohol n dat wud somehow solve all their problems.
U did what a good friend could have done, by telling her she cud still leave.
How’s their marriage going now? ☠️
@savannahmoon7744 Peachy I'm sure. Like roses and butterflies. Cause obviously she's delusional so 🤷
The news in a few years: "there were absolutely no signs that this charming family man could be capable of such violence."
HA LITERALLY
Proceeds to describe the most horrifying thing you can imagine.
I immediately thought of "American Murder"? (Christopher Watts who killed his wife and children.)
"he was such a good dad, always happy to babysit the kids and was president of the junior athletics club"
Final two paragraphs smush something in about how the neighbor called the cops on them like 8 times and the guy killed their cat in retaliation but they somehow make the neighbor sound like a crabby, unreliable busybody.
Mmm, those glasses are REALLY rose tinted, aren’t they?
They're hot pink at this point!
They’re just red blocks
@@dantarctica9430 pretty much tbh
@ville__jail, jail for one thousand years, do not pass go, do not collect one hundred dollars, no bless yous for guaicamo, nothing, this is a prison comment
They are so tinted that they are literally painted with a thick layer of acrylic paint. She can literally walk into a wall with those glasses.
Such a romantic gesture on his part
i’m really swooning over him
@ville__ admitting that you like cp in the big big year of 2024 is so fucking crazy
@ville__ gasp.....oh no.....suddenly I feel the need to grab a rope....what's happening to me.....
Only true gentleman shows you his shotgun❤😍
@ville__ You first.
A real shotgun wedding, eh?
I love you, internet stranger.
@ville__
Don't even just like why? 😢
@ville__ what the fuck is wrong with you troll 💀
@@solsystem1342 it's a stupid bot
Report the bot for child abuse and we should be good, y'all.
Jokes aside its really sad to see people being miserable with each other but at the same time deluding themselves to think this is the only way.
It's often the only thing they know. When you grow up watching your parents be cruel to each other, neglect you, scream at you, this prime you as a target for an abusive dude who wants a punching bag.
@@celisewillisyeah. What's worse is that they think this is what love is and that true love is what they have.
When you tell them that they deserve better they tell you that nothing could be better.
What's so sad is that people like this are the people who ALWAYS pumps out a kid or two or idfk how many and those kids just end up traumatized or messed up💀
@@celisewillis I grew up with my parents constantly fighting and being miserable with each other (they are somehow still married after 53 years). That made me decide it is better to be alone than be with someone who makes me miserable.
"I'd rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else." -- lyrics from a love song by Luther Vandross
"Because he's so PASSIONATE"
girl is delulu
even with the emotional neglect, sudden threats of violence, and generally abusive behavior, i think the real crime is thinking "are we doing this thing or what?" is a sufficient proposal
Fr, saying he's passionate when he went with such a lazy proposal. Like what's even the point of stalking someone if you're gonna half-ass the most important part? Even bad boys on Wattpad are more romantic than him 😭😭
@@cottylem5708 🤣🤣🤣 if he really wants some tips on unrealistic crazy romances im sure i have some old frerard fanfictions that were somehow still less ridiculous and toxic than this dude!!
Poor girl saw them red flags and thought it was a parade.
rose colored glasses make all the red flags pink lmaooo
Reminds me of a line in Bojack Horseman: "When you're wearing rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
This is like me at my friend’s wedding.
She starts telling me that they met at a rave and at that very moment his baby mama was in the hospital giving birth to his fourth child, but he was at a rave instead of being with her. Clearly, it was a sign he loved children!
Then, after getting pregnant because he was too embarrassed to ask his sister for a condom, she wore him down over several years and breakups until he agreed to marry her. Ah, true love.
At the wedding as he and his best men lined up in their best jeans, we saw something a little weird and oh shit! Yep! They were crips, in their colors and packing!
The vows were very romantic. She sang him a song and when asked, “Do you take her to be your wife?” He shrugged, laughed, and said, “Sure, man. I guess.” *swoon*
We left early when the groom’s mom shot up in the port-a-potty and tried to fist fight my mom.
I do not talk to this friend anymore.
That’s such a repugnant story. I feel dirty even knowing that happened.
They were crips??? White “crips”?? Lmaooo what
@@kay-collins who said anyone was white?
@@nataliaalfonso2662 chile they were white
@@kay-collins ...??? How do you know that??? Were you there???
The absolute panic and distress in her eyes as she listens to the story. Poor girl is gonna have PTSD.
This is literally every makeup artist’s craziest wedding story
This is the exact kind of person who then goes on long tirades abt how no one respects the sanctity of marriage anymore or shit like that
Literally worked with a woman whose story wasn’t much different. He also cheated on her. She took him back. Proudly proclaimed “He tried the rest and came back to the best.” Thankfully they never had kids.
"I can fix him!" I gonna stop you right there
She's like: "he dont need no fixin', leave him alone"
🤣
No. Put down the ducktape and RUN GIRL!
That's why when I was a hairdresser I stayed OUT of people's business! Lol.. I don't want to hear any of it!😂
I thought gossip was the other currency hairdressers employed, they must know so much tea, they can open a damned teashop!
2 Red Flags getting together.
Make it a nice neon red
@ville__ what the actual fuck
@ville__ what the fuck is wrong with you
@@gwen3822They spam comments on RUclips every day.. I just report as spam and hope to never see them again😑🙄
@@RainbowFlowerCrow apparently this asshole wasn't a bot 💀 i did report him as well though
Bella's Mom really left Charlie for this red flag parade 😂
Aha now I see... it's in Bella's genes... can't blame her then, she did improve a lot!
No, you did not! 😂😂😂
Don't slaughter the only decent character in a teen movie. Charlie is not perfect but he's decent and nice. And nice isn't overrated.
Omg thank you! I legit was like "we all understand this is literally the plot of twilight...right?" Like I think that's part of the joke but still
@@eenix0really? I don't remember much but didn't Bella say he was a cool guy he's a singer or something
I know it’s not really Stanzi’s style but that shade of pink looks so flattering
For a moment I thought it was a Twilight skit...
When I say I cackled I mean I woke up my neighbors. This is too funny.
It's the flannel, too
Nah, a Twilight skit would be more like...
Bella: “Wait, you were WATCHING me sleep EVERY night?!”
Edward: “Yeah, I know it was wrong of me, but I’d worry about you, and you look so beautiful and smell so good. It’s no excuse, but--”
Bella: “No, I LIKE it! I’d totally be stocking you if I thought that I could get away with it, and that’s before you gaslit me about your super strength. That just fueled my obsession.”
Edward: “You... like it?”
Bella: “Yeah, it’s totally sexy. Speaking of sexy, wanna bang?”
Edward: “You know I could kill you, right?”
Bella: “True... oh, I know, you can turn me into a vampire! Then I can have all the cool superpowers and we can be together FOREVER! And if you don’t, I’ll unalive myself.”
Edward: “I really don't want to damn your soul, but you seem pretty determined, so okay. But on one condition: marry me.”
Bella: “No. Don’t get me wrong, I want to be with you forever and ever and ever. But, like, what if we don't work out? No, let’s just skip to the superpowers part.”
Edward: “Wait, are you using me for my body?”
Bella: “Yes.”
Edward: “You know what, that’s hot. Now I want to marry you even more. Too bad you’ll be dead. And once you’re dead, I’ll have to unalive myself because there is no life without you.”
Bella: “Wait, so you really won't turn or bone me unless we get married?”
Edward: “Yep.”
Bella: “Then what are we waiting for!? LET’S GO!”
Pov she's that one girl who read mafia fanfiction on Wattpad so she doesn't find anything wrong with it
She read mafia fanfic on wattpad *and nothing more.* Like, ever, in her entire life.
@ville__ awww hunny is everything ok at home?
@@Eric123_lol the one person that only reads wattpad mafia fanfics responded to you lol
@ville__ you first
The stuff that isn't romantic is actually pretty good. There's a lot of found family gang and mafia stories that slaaaaaaaap
I love how the accent becomes more southern the more unhinged the story becomes 😂😂
The red flags are crazy 🚩
I’ve been a bridesmaid 7 times and in 10 weddings. The vast majority of them are doing well now. But…one of them-we tried to get her to turn the limo around. She cried before walking down the aisle (I’m not sure it was happy tears). It lasted 9 months (but they stopped sharing a bed after 3 weeks). No, she wasn’t pregnant. I have no idea why she did it. Bored, I guess? She went on to get two masters degree, a good job, and has a little boy (on her own, happily-not the 1st husband’s) and a great boyfriend now.
Glad that she actually went on to have a happy life
Couldn’t she have given the money spent on the wedding to charity or something?
@@nataliaalfonso2662wow, you’re a victim blamer.
@@Waspinmymind what?
@@nataliaalfonso2662 all your commrnents I've seen on this video have been blaming the people who are suffering for not making better decisions, that's victim blaming. I recommend researching the term as it puts the onus on people who are being abused/going through a hard time and we can't all be logical in those moments. We can't all be logical in the best circumstances but when there are pressures from partners, family etc. it's even harder.
The poor makeup artist for brides who have actual crazy love stories like if they say or do anything they could be blamed for the wedding not going through so you gotta just bite your tongue 🥺😭
every grandmother’s story on how they met grandpa
My grandparents' story is weird but not decorated with this many red flags. He just was courting her younger sister before she died in a car accident. Grandma was the next nearest single woman in their small community.
I thought of that from Tiktok as well 😂 although my grandparents' story is actually really wholesome. They met at a dance. There's no weird stuff, just met at a dance and fell in love.
My grandpa impregnated 2 women 3 months apart (in 1954). The 1st never told him, (we only found out about it a couple years ago even though my dad went to HS with his half sister... and was almost set up on a date), my grandma didn't hide the pregnancy, so they got married real quick. It was wild learning about all this.
@@wahlflower3517 You, her younger sister died in an "accident"...
Entirely, entirely too real.... though it does explain why older generations think bullshit like this couple could even remotely be "normal"
He seemed so normal, no signs at all that he was a family annihilator.
We’re gonna spend the rest of our l is together”
“You don’t have to.”
😂😂 true
She having a red flag creepy “how did you meet grandpa, grandma” story rn 💀😭
My grandpa stalked my grandma 😭
My dad proposed when he was drunk. Mom said, "No, you just returned from Vietnam, you need time." Soon after, he said he wanted to take a "little trip" together. She figured he meant to the beach. Nope!
Next thing she knew, she was on a plane heading to Michigan. They landed and he said, "You're marrying me." She had no clothes with her, so his sister bought her a whole wardrobe of "fashionable" outfits. (It was the 60s, these were hippy clothes Mom would never wear.) The sister also insisted Dad likes redheads and dyed Mom's hair, not taking no for an answer.
A justice of the peace married them. Mom didn't even get a white dress, because she had been briefly married before, and his family were very traditional about this. So the only wedding photo that exists is of my dad in a casual suit and some redhead in a yellow dress that looks like it came from Jackie Kennedy's wardrobe. I was not convinced that this was my mom, and couldn't believe my dad (who was awesome in every way) would do all that.
TLDR: my dad kidnapped my mom, changed her into his perfect woman, and forced her to marry him.
Somehow, they've lasted over 50 years.
…has it been a happy 50 years?? Your poor mom! Lol glad they’ve lasted ❤
@@jadesterbabyIn this case they may have been happy but many women never left because the laws were against them. Women left with nothing unless they had kids then they got the kids. There was no splitting up of property or assets. Many women didn’t have education to get a job. Many women were stuck and getting things like a phone line without a man’s signature were very difficult (my mom left in early 70’s. 5 years later she took my dad to court as he had paid not a cent in child support). We owe a lot to the women’s movement in the 70’s!
Ew
@@jadesterbabylmaoo girl what didn’t you read? it was most likely stockholm syndrome
That's terrifying 😢
*"LOVE IS COLOR BLIND"* 😂
Ah, what lovely flags. And red/green color blindness is so rare in women.
It’s really sad how many stories are like this. Stanzi nailed it!
aww jeremy cares so much! he’s a keeper!
Me and my husband met in anime club in high school, and I think that says all that needs to be said lol
I met my husband at an anime convention in 2010. We moved in together and got engaged two weeks later. Got married 8 months after that. Been together 14 years now, still super happy and in love.
My partner and I met while walking home from high school. One of our first memorable conversions was him giving me a lecture on Norse mythology. Friends for many years. Dating for four. He's working on getting a ring so he can officially propose.
I met mine in high school and then reconnected at an anome convention after graduation
Mine was the top guy on this fun thing we had where you filed out forms and then a computer gave you 5 top matches. He was at the top, but was in grade 13 (used to be called to get credits for University). Ended up seeing him outside a bar and my friends and I were like “wow” and my friends boyfriend knew him from school and brought him over. He said his name and I laughed and told him about the list. We were married 22 years, 20 of them pretty happy considering 4 yrs into our marriage I got into a debilitating car accident. Then he had a mid life crisis and we ended it. Tale as old as time lol. 😅
Omg I'm getting married in two months to my partner I met through an anime club!! They were so damn nerdy about manga I fell for them immediately.
No cuz I can't wait for her villain arc to start, one day her husband will disappear again and this time he won't come back 😤
Unfortunately it usually turns out the other way around
That's assuming she survives.
🎶 And the preacher said he was a good man and his brother said he was a good friends but the women in the two black veils didn't bother to cry🎶
@datawolf39 what's the name of that song. I remember listening to it on Spotify and bopping to it.
I was waiting for it to be smth like “when he was 24 and I was 14”
The blinking and shift in expression when she clarifies that they broke up dozens of times before they were 24 lol
this is so scrumptious
“I say shotgun you say wedding”
It's exactly like grammas story after grandpa died. Just misses the "he went to my high-school and waited there for me every day, so what could I do, of course I married him."
I honestly feel like most relationships are like this. Swear down, most people are unhappily married. They got married full well knowing they don't want to be with that person, but they went ahead anyway.
This is why being unmarried (and having no kids) seems like the most stress-free option to have
Guys are waaaay more dramatic than women 😭
Idk but guys who actually make some sense and actually care and don't expect the woman to carry their ENTIRE emotional burden or whatever is so rare because of the way most guys are raised and conditioned in such a patriarchal society
@@VentiWhoreshipper True dat.
"He wouldnt stop following me home until I said yes, hahaha"
Literally me to my ex bff after she married her abusive bf.. he had her crying at literally every party. When id try talking to her about it, he'd take her phone and message me for her. He was the reason we stopped being bffs.
My mom told me this the other day, but my step dad would stay over at her house overnight and not sleep. He would literally just watch her all night because he was afraid she would leave. And when she made him go home, he would sit in her driveway and stare at her house for hours.
And yet, she married him. Of course it was a terrible decision, and of course they're still married and miserable.
Love how just slowly became southern
Really concerning to see so many people in the comments saying the bride in this is a red flag/crazy herself.
This normalisation is a really common reaction to abuse
I think it comes from her line, "I called and I texted thousands of times and he blocked my number." THAT is a red flag. Not as scary as him, but still a red flag. I would call that a red flag if someone did that to me.
one of those “aw grandmaaa, you lil victim” stories to tell the grandkids 😻
He's definitely not a red flag, hes a walking green flag. He wanted to protect her from that dude, isnt that so sweet. He even bought a weapon just *incase* charles attack her, how sweet!
Luckily, I know you’re joking
@@Littlebodybigback-11-14r Yeah, but this is e x a c t l y how she and her family/friends will write it up. "Protective of the poor delicate womenfolk"
Stanzi really distills the pure essence of the concept.
It's humour, but it feels real enough evoke concern.
the smart friend’s advice falling on deaf ears 😭
Every boomer marriage ever:
And the lightest one
Nope. Sorry, but nope.
As a bridal makeup artist, I can confirm this is a daily occurrence for me
You just know if this happened in a TV show so many people would think it's so romantic and that they're endgame. It's quite worrying
Tons of examples can be said here for sure but the one I thought of was "Gallavitch" in Shameless 💀
I have post traumatic stress from the song “I won’t give up on us”, because it was the wedding song of someone who SHOULD HAVE given up on her toxic on and off boyfriend loooong before they got married.
She was abused and later got divorced.
Too too funny. I dearly love this clever young woman. 😂
No lie, one of my ex boyfriends drew a gun on me during a fight. It wasn't until my most recent ex's told me that I could have been killed did it set in... over 10 years later.
"Are we going to do this thing, or what?" is not actually too far off of how my father proposed to my mother XD
Everyone has at least one friend that whenever they talk anything about their relationship you just have sirens going on in your head but theres nothing you can do to change their mind
“And that’s how me and your grandpa got married”
Really brings new meaning to the lyrics “shot through the heart and you’re to blame. Darling you give love a bad name…”
God, her story is so beautiful 🥹
The subtle changes in facial expression and the body language as the story goes on is perfect.
It’s like Watching a train heading to a broken line..
And instead of braking the conductor goes full speed
Awwwww. It’s every third grandma’s how-we-got-together story. So cute. 🥰
Dude sounds like Colleen hoover book love intrest
"we are gonna spend the rest of our lives with each other" girl i don't think much of your life is left anyways if you marry that man.
I LOVE YOUR SKITS 🙌 you’re so talented
I love that this isn't even the story of how they met, it's just the proposal story. The first meeting story is probably even more alarming, somehow.
Ugh my psycho ex had my head so twisted I once told him I expected him gone by the time I got home from work. He wasn't. He begged to just hold my hand to talk to me and explain. I grudgingly agreed and found myself handcuffed to him and a promise ring shoved onto my finger as he begged\demanded that we stay together. Stupid me was won over by the fact that be actually put in the effort to ride the bus to the pawn shop to get the cuffs and ring and was willing "to risk everything for love." To my abused and neglected self it seemed so romantic. Now knowing what I know about his criminal behavior I wonder if the cuffs were something he already had and the ring was taken from one of his other victims.
Okay on a side note can you please do a step by step video to show how to do eyeshadow that awesome!!
Average grandma love story be like: I was 14 years old and in the field feeding the horses when your grandpa kidnapped me after my father sold my hand in marriage to him in exchange for 5 cows and a sack of corn
That's almost giving more like Greatest Generation vibes. Now had it been a 20 or 21 year old Grandpa who is a bootlegger who one day happened upon seeing 14 year old grandma whilst she was walking home from school and was immediately "smitten" (never mind that she is a literal child.) as he drove by her in his model-T with a rumble seat that had hidden compartments on the car for running "Hooch," and decided to follow her home to ask her father if he could marry her and dear old Great G-pa decided to sell Grandma out because he had too many daughters and he happened to be a wee bit of the town drunk. Well several cases of hooch pass on to Great G-Pa later and grandma was to be wed to a man she just met that day. She goes on to marry him a week later after they are nice enough to let her get to know him/s.
Reminds me of when my teacher told some of us how she met her now husband when some girls asked her. He stalked her out of a club when she was 18 and when she jumped into a taxi he jumped in right after her. He held her door closed as she was desperately trying to get out. He told her he wouldn't allow her to leave until she gave him her number. She was swooning like it was so romantic.
Hey Stanzi, I love your shorts, videos, and podcasts! A simple laugh from you makes my day and you’re extraordinary!❤
That robe looks comfy af!!! ☁️
Listen book girlies!! We don't let men treat us like this in real life, we ONLY read about it k? K. Good
The sad thing is that some people actually perceive this as romantic and true love. I knew a girl who did, and when she started dating a really nice guy who treated her great and with respect, and was great to her little girl, she said that he was boring and dumped him for some low life piece of trash and left her daughter with her parents. I washed my hands of her completely.
Well you really shouldn’t stay with someone just cause they’re nice, when you don’t actually like them
Now if she thought that nice was boring and wanted chaos that’s a different story but I see so many ppl who think women have to stay with men they don’t love, simply because he’s nice or “that’s as good as it’s gonna get”
Grandma telling you about how she got together with Gramps
now why does this actually happen way too often 😭
And then you just have to sit there and be happy for them, or else "you'll ruin their special day 😭 It's special all right!
That subtle shift in red’s smile when she hears about the how old the bride was AFTER the breakups gets me.
Pink puffy delusional cloud. Amazing sketches. From the acting to the costumes.
I love this 😂
"Noooo, but I love him!"
Me, af, at this very moment.
70% of bl novels...
The fact that this is so relatable, and doesn't seem extreme enough for a Stanzi sketch
....
I think I may need to leave my husband.
the fact i know which video you're parodying 💀
Wait, which video 😭😭😭
This is like one of those booktok romances lmaoo
This is giving booktok 💀💀
Literall y/n in every 'romantic' fanfiction
Surely the vows won't be problematic
Thank the Gods my father taught me how to stand up for myself and actively encouraged the resolution of conflicts with patience and understanding (his pair of Glocks) and my therapist taught me how to spot whos a real enemy (the abusive person) cuz man i was dumb and naive as a Disney princess when I first found men attractive.
I was expecting two girls in love. Obviously anything else is a disappointment, but damn this was still entertaining.
People blame violent movies/games....
I blame Romantic Comedies
...lol...
they say to this day, she's still wearing that dress 6 feet under!