POP Station Watch 5: Xbox Rip-off Thing

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @TheSteelStallion
    @TheSteelStallion 11 лет назад +155

    4:45 Creeped me out a bit. The protective sticker removal left some sort of brief evil smiley face.

  • @Epicluigi9
    @Epicluigi9 9 лет назад +293

    Why do I enjoy watching a grown man talk about bad children's things

    • @goatboytone1
      @goatboytone1 9 лет назад

      TheEpicLuigi9 Arrested development?

    • @DragonRex20
      @DragonRex20 9 лет назад +27

      TheEpicLuigi9 Because it's more fun than watching people brag about how good they think they are at video games?

    • @cruxmind
      @cruxmind 9 лет назад

      +DragonRex20 oooh burn all LPers

    • @PS4sos21
      @PS4sos21 9 лет назад +4

      +TheEpicLuigi9 Because at one time in our lives, we too bought into these bad childrens things!

    • @krymal2991
      @krymal2991 9 лет назад

      +UB40Music like the jaguar and no no no it's name should not be brought up ever games that are worser (which apparently is a word) (too lazy to put in that face) and dun :).

  • @spunkflunk
    @spunkflunk 12 лет назад +72

    my calculator can play games better than that

  • @jinxedmodder
    @jinxedmodder 14 лет назад +27

    I loved the part where he said "This is a two player game, because you have to get a friend to hold the screen in so you can see it."

  • @TheObscurityGaming
    @TheObscurityGaming 11 лет назад +70

    They should make an Xbox ripoff called the CrossCube.

    • @Broccoli263
      @Broccoli263 3 года назад +5

      But it will look like a GameCube and an xbox merged together lol

    • @Cyber_Mac
      @Cyber_Mac 2 года назад +2

      naught square

  • @rubeusvombatus
    @rubeusvombatus 10 лет назад +148

    Still waiting for the POPbox One

    • @SunnyDispsition
      @SunnyDispsition 10 лет назад +11

      First we need to wait for the POPbox 360

    • @crab-time1
      @crab-time1 10 лет назад +5

      We need POPbox Ones and POPstation 4s..

    • @Knuxfan24
      @Knuxfan24 9 лет назад +14

      Well I want my Pii U.
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Wait a second.

    • @SunnyDispsition
      @SunnyDispsition 9 лет назад +4

      Knuxfan24 Do you mean the WLL U?

    • @Knuxfan24
      @Knuxfan24 9 лет назад +5

      SunnyDoesntMinceraft Oh but of course. How silly of me.

  • @SPEEDSTER7201
    @SPEEDSTER7201 8 лет назад +14

    I still remember watching this on a 2nd Gen iPod Nano using the free WiFi in Barnes & Noble the day he uploaded this

  • @metagaia
    @metagaia 14 лет назад +8

    I loved the bit on the package where it said "Content's may vary from illustrations on the package". As if your expectations weren't low enough already.

  • @Sereomontis
    @Sereomontis 5 лет назад +10

    "Realistic sound 'effect'.
    Just the one sound effect? They couldn't afford more?

  • @richiehopes9313
    @richiehopes9313 9 лет назад +23

    And if anyone ever makes fun of you playing those crappy fakes, you can always throw those X shaped games at them like those ninja stars weapon thingies you see in ninja movies and who knows, kill your mocking enemies.

  • @McNibbler
    @McNibbler 8 лет назад +5

    That space war game looks borderline fun. Probably the most impressive pop station game I have seen.

  • @Gunger-H-Gunter
    @Gunger-H-Gunter 11 лет назад +18

    I wish that on every Pop Station they would use Comic Sans in every sentence.

  • @marcan42
    @marcan42 14 лет назад +3

    The rubber things are the electrical connections to the LCD display. The rubber is a sandwich of many parallel insulator/conductor layers, basically a vertical array of wires. Pads on the LCD and on the board of the unit roughly align with those on the PCB on the base unit.
    It's a typical way of connecting cheapo LCDs to boards, though I've never seen it used as a removable connection before (usually the LCD is bolted onto the PCB with something more than a crappy clip).

  • @1rl1yl
    @1rl1yl 10 лет назад +9

    the glorious 360p of old ashens :D

    • @1rl1yl
      @1rl1yl 10 лет назад +3

      ***** This video has too few explosions to even come near the kerbal awesomeness... wait... MICHAEL BAY'S A KERBAL

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 8 лет назад +105

    10:09 Everyone's first sexual experience.

    • @athenasrevenge93
      @athenasrevenge93 8 лет назад +5

      I can't relate, but I'm just so excited to see one of my favorite Poopers here on a random video I'm watching at 6 AM. You're awesome, dude.

    • @Pikachu1801
      @Pikachu1801 8 лет назад

      ohaidere.

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 8 лет назад

      Aww, thanks, buddy.

    • @no-defun-allowed
      @no-defun-allowed 7 лет назад +1

      (Rosen voice) What are you doing?

    • @SomeSteven
      @SomeSteven 7 лет назад

      HAH

  • @cappantwan2978
    @cappantwan2978 2 года назад +4

    To this day, my brother and I say, “there’s a fiver in it for you,” whenever we have something that doesn’t want to work.

  • @oscar1987zp
    @oscar1987zp 8 лет назад +28

    this thing would a nightmare for christmas

    • @gashins9156
      @gashins9156 8 лет назад +5

      check your grammar.

    • @oscar1987zp
      @oscar1987zp 8 лет назад +7

      I was missing the be lol

    • @Catthatisblue
      @Catthatisblue 8 лет назад +5

      +oscar diaz I didn't notice, he's a degenerate for noticing

    • @gashins9156
      @gashins9156 8 лет назад

      JivenFr3shTitsOnSwag What?

    • @Catthatisblue
      @Catthatisblue 8 лет назад +10

      Pearsephone Pink You are a social degenerate for noticing his simple typo and pointing it out in a condescending manner.

  • @Adrastia
    @Adrastia 12 лет назад +5

    I love how plastic bits just start pinging off as you put the games in. That's some top notch quality right there! XD

  • @georgenovelo7129
    @georgenovelo7129 8 лет назад +5

    i love the pop station series! i can't wait for future upcoming rip-off consoles!!!

  • @TheJessecarpenter
    @TheJessecarpenter 7 лет назад +3

    4:45, it seemed to make a scary happy face when he pulled off the sticker!, just noticed now after almost 7 years lol.

  • @newyearsproject
    @newyearsproject 11 лет назад +5

    "First time I take it out of the box"
    "put the batteries in beforehand"
    Logic.

  • @craigstaggs8597
    @craigstaggs8597 3 года назад +2

    That technical difficulty tune was bangin'

  • @lach1an
    @lach1an 10 лет назад +17

    Does anyone else remember a Pokemon themed LCD game from 2006-ish, it was in the shape of a poke ball and was a bit shit...

    • @Kinzokan
      @Kinzokan 10 лет назад +1

      The one where you tilt the ball to capture and battle pokémon? I have it sitting on my desk!

    • @suspectsn0thing
      @suspectsn0thing 10 лет назад +2

      Kinzokan Called?!?!?!
      (before my time, but still sounds interesting)

    • @anandjasani89
      @anandjasani89 10 лет назад +1

      YES i remember this!!!!

  • @andreiradu1945
    @andreiradu1945 14 лет назад +5

    Dr. Ashen my respect for your work, you sure know how to make your videos funny and exciting. I hope to see you having a TV show on BBC.

    • @RollerChoster
      @RollerChoster 2 года назад +3

      I come from the future. He did and had 2 movies

  • @SirHolySword
    @SirHolySword 11 лет назад +12

    "I'll shove it in and see what happens."
    Dangerous words to live by.

  • @georgidobrevmusic
    @georgidobrevmusic 8 лет назад +6

    When the 24th Caprice is a "consoles" soundtrack

  • @Gunger-H-Gunter
    @Gunger-H-Gunter 11 лет назад +4

    That wasn't a terrifying thought, I realized that doing that means I have skill at sitting and watching!

  • @Wflash00
    @Wflash00 6 лет назад +1

    I still find myself going back watching these old old videos Ashens posted, man it's hard to believe he's been posting videos for 12 YEARS!!!

  • @olivercuenca4109
    @olivercuenca4109 10 лет назад +7

    How... how do the Chinese even KNOW about the South Bank Show?? It's pretty niche even over here! That's insane!

    • @JohnAnderson-od5rg
      @JohnAnderson-od5rg 9 лет назад +6

      I have no idea what the South Bank Show is, but it sounds like Paganini Caprice No. 24.

    • @olivercuenca4109
      @olivercuenca4109 9 лет назад +2

      Moon Hoplite Ah yes, that's actually definitely it. Thank you for teaching me what it's actually called!

  • @ronnielopez295
    @ronnielopez295 7 месяцев назад +1

    My comfort videos

  • @thehappysquid1552
    @thehappysquid1552 3 года назад +3

    This video was the video that got me into ashens.

  • @thephantom9227
    @thephantom9227 6 лет назад +1

    when I'm a child, my family can only afford bought me game consoles like this. it's really bring back memories

  • @yobaseen21
    @yobaseen21 10 лет назад +3

    5:12 when the captions are turned on it says "A very annoying tune starts" :)

  • @DanielTimberwolf
    @DanielTimberwolf 9 лет назад +1

    Aaah the memories. ..those "cartridges" quickly became much more useful as shurikens...

  • @Tannz0rz
    @Tannz0rz 12 лет назад +3

    5:33
    I do lots of things with one hand when I'm alone too.

  • @KenTheTrul
    @KenTheTrul 11 лет назад

    Also a note on the fact at the end, it has still been the best part of my day,

  • @VeranumPIU
    @VeranumPIU 9 лет назад +12

    These games were TERRIBLE. I don't even know why they bother selling these, you can get better video game performance from a $30 Android phone.

    • @gangatalishis
      @gangatalishis 8 лет назад

      check the date the vidd was published

    • @Exilor
      @Exilor 8 лет назад

      +gangatalishis Yes. even in 2010 you could get much better even on a $30 phone.

    • @VeranumPIU
      @VeranumPIU 8 лет назад +6

      PCgamer1080​ Yessss. Playing Snake on a flip phone is much more enjoyable than this.

    • @Exilor
      @Exilor 8 лет назад

      Isaac Ledesma not too sure but it actually was yes lol

    • @nathaniellefebvre342
      @nathaniellefebvre342 7 лет назад

      Isaac Ledesma I have a $20 android from Walmart, and I second that statement.

  • @crimes_against_bean-manity
    @crimes_against_bean-manity 9 лет назад

    "Gullible twits" -Ashens. Probably my favorite quote.

  • @cstro216
    @cstro216 8 лет назад +4

    I noticed the popstation or PSP glitches around in the intro

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 лет назад

      This one is different. Normally it swings around but in this it stays upright while it turns.

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 9 лет назад +12

    8:52 dat laugh

  • @BreadHeadHD
    @BreadHeadHD 9 лет назад +1

    Oh boy I had one of these and enjoyed it so much!

  • @cakeloader6411
    @cakeloader6411 9 лет назад +6

    It would suck if your grandmother got you this for Christmas! XD

    • @mryoshiyoshi451
      @mryoshiyoshi451 9 лет назад +2

      Yup

    • @schztinky2820
      @schztinky2820 7 лет назад

      Cake Loader my grandmother buys Nintendo stuff a lot she had gotten me a 3ds xl for my birthday and a Wii U the following Christmas

  • @phia_sky_
    @phia_sky_ 10 лет назад +1

    what was that music in the technical difficulties bit?? was wicked

  • @benjaminmoore4514
    @benjaminmoore4514 9 лет назад +3

    your videos are so Terrible, I LOVE them!!!!

  • @RS250Squid
    @RS250Squid 14 лет назад

    That "hold" music is rather compelling.
    Sounds like the background music they'd use in an episode of "How it's made" :-)

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks 7 лет назад +5

    But does it get the red ring of death?

  • @thehearth8773
    @thehearth8773 7 лет назад +2

    This is very old and probably no one will ever see this, but I feel like I should mention that that "bit of rubber" is a bunch of electrical contacts as well! It's something called a "zebra strip" or more properly elastomeric connector, commonly used for cheap press-fit contacts between a PCB and an LCD.

    • @amoroboshi116
      @amoroboshi116 7 лет назад

      I saw this! Interesting tidbit, actually.

    • @danya023
      @danya023 6 лет назад

      I saw this too! So there is no active circuitry in the module, and it's just the display and an identifier pin array then?

    • @GroupNebula563
      @GroupNebula563 2 года назад

      Can confirm, as an owner of a few of these, that those are indeed zebra strips

  • @SylvaTheMoth
    @SylvaTheMoth 9 лет назад +15

    4:30 if you know what i mean *wink*wink*

    • @SylvaTheMoth
      @SylvaTheMoth 9 лет назад

      ***** oh yeah XD, im supprised to see you here... one question... do you have a steam account?

    • @SylvaTheMoth
      @SylvaTheMoth 9 лет назад

      ***** -> check your friend requests

    • @StirlingWatt
      @StirlingWatt 9 лет назад

      I immediately scrolled down to see if anyone else noticed that.

    • @TheCrulZ2348
      @TheCrulZ2348 9 лет назад

      +(S-F)Mr. Frog phrasing...

    • @theenlightenedone4301
      @theenlightenedone4301 8 лет назад

      +(S-F)Mr. Frog wow lol

  • @Scarx2gt
    @Scarx2gt 12 лет назад

    I remember having these kind of games back when I was like 5 now looking at these games they give me headaches. I mean they used to make these sort of games for those Happy meal toys.

  • @PsychoIncarnate666
    @PsychoIncarnate666 10 лет назад +4

    No wonder we don't care about Soccer in the US
    No cheerleaders

    • @SmallTimeGamingUK
      @SmallTimeGamingUK 10 лет назад +3

      That's because Football is entertaining unlike American Football so you's need something entertain your small minds.

    • @PsychoIncarnate666
      @PsychoIncarnate666 10 лет назад

      Small-Time-Gaming
      I'm sure hairy men in short shorts are entertaining to watch for you, it's just not our thing

    • @SmallTimeGamingUK
      @SmallTimeGamingUK 10 лет назад +3

      Yeah. Much better than little boys wearing armour.

    • @BobofWOGGLE
      @BobofWOGGLE 10 лет назад

      The two should be merged to maximize appeal, should we have little boys in short shorts or hairy men wearing armour?

    • @PinguWithAnAxe
      @PinguWithAnAxe 10 лет назад +1

      BobofWOGGLE
      Think we already have the 2nd one; Game of Thrones (and look how popular that is)

  • @Kookiebiskit
    @Kookiebiskit 14 лет назад

    The "Space Guardian" was actually available under the name "Space Counter Strike" on the first POPStation watch. :D

  • @lightcycle100
    @lightcycle100 9 лет назад +4

    xbox "the ridiculously out of date one"...original xbox is actually at the forefront of emulation.nothing out of date about it at all.

  • @ImmaLetYouFinish02
    @ImmaLetYouFinish02 14 лет назад

    The "Onion" is a warning that it's gonna make you cry

  • @GwenPertellGaming
    @GwenPertellGaming 9 лет назад +7

    Still better than E.T. for the atari 2600

    • @sealziestheseal6897
      @sealziestheseal6897 9 лет назад

      Idk..

    • @GwenPertellGaming
      @GwenPertellGaming 9 лет назад

      Thomas Pavlick srsly, it almost crashed the video game market!

    • @njd834
      @njd834 9 лет назад

      +Exclamation Mark Boxes it DID crash the market...

    • @bbandthesv
      @bbandthesv 6 лет назад +2

      No E.T. is actually playable and you can actually complete the game, you can't on Pop Stations.

  • @qmto
    @qmto 14 лет назад +1

    what was the technical difficulties song from?

  • @moohooman
    @moohooman 9 лет назад +7

    still better graphics than cod

    • @all-in-onegamerhd2076
      @all-in-onegamerhd2076 9 лет назад

      +moohooman Haha no.

    • @Mattattackgames
      @Mattattackgames 9 лет назад

      Fuck that shit. I'll play cod any day over this pos.

    • @MhnFive
      @MhnFive 8 лет назад +2

      +moohooman It's always great when someones copy-pasted 2011 era joke doesn't get the thumbs up they expected.

    • @moohooman
      @moohooman 8 лет назад

      +Mhn Five I guess I deserve that one

  • @cutemimi25
    @cutemimi25 7 лет назад +1

    8:29 and 8:51 EXPLODING PLASTIC!!!
    *the tabs that hold that LCD game break off*

  • @jonasdybro1609
    @jonasdybro1609 9 лет назад +4

    this consele has X FACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sEaNyzboy
    @sEaNyzboy 14 лет назад

    lol you are amazing!!! and you have seen the space-shooty-guardian thing in the poly station 3 review

  • @thkarape
    @thkarape 11 лет назад +4

    I own a ripoff console that looks like the first xbox and it plays 200 built-in atari 2600 games. Much better than this piece of shit.

  • @naircat
    @naircat 14 лет назад +1

    I agree. What's the technical difficulties song?

  • @linkusofepica
    @linkusofepica 11 лет назад +10

    betr den xbax 1 lel orignol jok fune xd xd

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 9 лет назад +2

      Jajajas so funneh you le win one le internets XDDDDD

    • @hatman9531
      @hatman9531 6 лет назад

      Quality kek

  • @ASpooneyBard
    @ASpooneyBard 10 лет назад

    My "that's what she said!" reflex was overloading while watching this video.

  • @ZacharyDietze
    @ZacharyDietze 10 лет назад +2

    I'm surprised POP Station hasn't been sued yet. O_o

  • @Mezgrman
    @Mezgrman 10 лет назад

    I can't help but correct you at 2:50 - the rubber is actually the thing that connects the LCD with the devic. It's special rubber with conductive paths inside.

  • @Balandinis
    @Balandinis 7 лет назад

    This was 7 years ago. Time really flies

  • @SpikeySenjuSSJPapa
    @SpikeySenjuSSJPapa 6 лет назад

    Ashen proves to us that even at 360p you can still make quality content

  • @eggman0291
    @eggman0291 2 года назад +1

    10:44 "Terrifying thought: You have been watching an idiot talking about a broken toy for over ten minutes"
    Not so terrifying when you realize you´ve been doing it for over *fifteen years*

  • @SomeSteven
    @SomeSteven 7 лет назад

    just over 7 years old now, haha.

  • @JoelGloade
    @JoelGloade 13 лет назад

    pop stations remind me of a gag from that one manga where they're at a festival and win a DS lite at a shooting gallery but when they get it home they realize it's actually a DS light, as in a flashlight that looks like a DS.

  • @Trogdorbad
    @Trogdorbad 12 лет назад

    Yes, clearly I was worked up. I sure am glad you notified me that I should calm down, because in my state of mass hysteria, I never would have figured that out on my own.

  • @darthdonkulous1810
    @darthdonkulous1810 Год назад

    The idea that some poor bastard received this as a Christmas present off his parents, then had to show them the console they actually were hoping for actually makes me feel some level of depression.

  • @shannonbriggs100
    @shannonbriggs100 11 лет назад

    I actually know someone who received something quite similar for their birthday from their grandma who thought it was the real one. They still have it now, maybe I could convince him to send it to Ashens.

  • @SoylentGreeeen
    @SoylentGreeeen 14 лет назад

    Hah, I love your subtitles, Dr. Ashen. Another reason to watch all of your videos. Again.

  • @Zomby_Goast
    @Zomby_Goast 14 лет назад

    The tune the South Bank Show theme song is based on is Caprice No. 24 by Niccolo Paganini.

  • @therunawaykid6523
    @therunawaykid6523 6 лет назад

    Grandma: I got you an xbox for Christmas!
    You: really? Sweeeett!
    Grandma: here you go!
    You: oh...um...it's a popstation shaped like an xbox shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt

  • @getrekt5308
    @getrekt5308 9 лет назад

    Wow, the sound chip in this almost sounds like a SEGA Master System! It's the only POP Station that doesn't hurt my ears.

  • @commandhtf
    @commandhtf 14 лет назад

    they had this at dolphin wholesale store. It was there for a year and me and my friends were all talking about it and thought if ashens would find it and do a review lol

  • @rich1051414
    @rich1051414 12 лет назад

    Jesus, just got new headphones, and haven't adjusted the equalizer yet, and that siren made me fall out of my chair. My last headphones were muddy and I had to boost the highs.

  • @cubey
    @cubey Год назад +1

    These are awesome! Oh wait, it's 2023, not 1988. Nevermind.

  • @nodeyes
    @nodeyes 9 лет назад

    How many x's are in the package? ITS A XXX TOY! Best pun ever!

  • @themetavirus
    @themetavirus 5 лет назад +1

    Me: Mom can we get the Xbox?
    Mom: We have an Xbox at home
    Xbox at home:

    • @MattDeRac
      @MattDeRac 4 года назад +1

      Shut the fuck up, that joke is really getting old!

  • @brianoconnell6459
    @brianoconnell6459 11 лет назад +1

    The hilarious part is, unless you look at the ghost images of the LCD, you have no way to tell which game is which after you peel off the screen label!

  • @toadsworthrox
    @toadsworthrox 14 лет назад

    i can just imagine three little kids huddling around this and cheering on their friends :P

  • @Mephone4isfunny
    @Mephone4isfunny 4 года назад +2

    1:08 = FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @prdude1234
    @prdude1234 14 лет назад

    this looks like one of those games that may come with a happy meal

  • @brendenesguerra1354
    @brendenesguerra1354 9 лет назад

    I Remember the X-Box it Was My First Game Console I Grew Up With Back Then!

  • @neon471
    @neon471 14 лет назад

    I've noticed that every time an Ashens video has subtitles, they slip the words "moon men" in there somewhere. Very cheeky.

  • @RosiieRoxx
    @RosiieRoxx 10 лет назад

    LMFAO @ the Southbank Show music :P

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa 14 лет назад +1

    "Tonight on The South Bank Show, a double length special where I talk to the legendary inventor of the Pop Station, the handheld console that changed the landscape of portable gaming forever. We also talk to Ann Widdecombe and Diane Abbott on how the Pop Station has inspired the new proposed legislation for preschool learning development."

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko 3 года назад

    Am I the only one who actually likes how this looks? Really does look like a mini version of the OG Xbox.

  • @lolgurlyyy
    @lolgurlyyy 14 лет назад

    the "sad onion" is the epic lines he has XD

  • @ScreaminMadMurphy
    @ScreaminMadMurphy 12 лет назад

    i'm glad i always remember to turn down the volume for pop station watches

  • @mr.blueitachi5258
    @mr.blueitachi5258 3 года назад

    I always had nightmares about buying a fake console jus like this in my childhood and still to this day

  • @Prisoner416
    @Prisoner416 14 лет назад

    4:32. "Lord, it doesn't want to come."
    This must be used in the next Ashen RUclips poop.

  • @Altair_Reader
    @Altair_Reader 8 лет назад

    Am i the only one who finds ashens voice relaxing? o.O

  • @NameEntry
    @NameEntry 11 лет назад

    The subtitles about the public domain music is hilarious.

  • @whutwhy
    @whutwhy 10 лет назад

    "It is not very good for games but it does make a pleasing bouncing sound when you throw it in the bin"

  • @joemck85
    @joemck85 13 лет назад

    I see... The rubber thing that fell out IS the electrical connection. It's rubber with tiny conductive stripes in it.
    I need a couple of those things; perhaps I should buy a popstation...

  • @ArielJerseyJr
    @ArielJerseyJr 9 лет назад

    Oh men that sad onion icon is killing. I can't stop laughing.