I saw a really cheap toy gun recently and one of the main features of it was 'ultraviolet radiation', my first thought was either thats a missprint or i need to get the fuck out of hear, my second was, im sur ashens would appreciate this.
Now I want to see a Gamejam where the contestants get to pick an instruction for a Popstation game and have to make the best game they can based on that.
Poki#3 That's an awesome idea lol I would love to see what people would come up with. These were so impressively incomprehensible. Though, 'Chanticleer Hegemony' has to be the greatest title for anything ever.
That's essentially what Ludum Dare is! There was actually a project on TIGsource where a bunch of small indie devs (including the guy who made Super Crate Box, smash hit of a game that is) each took a game from Action 52 and built a game from it. The SCB guy (Vlambeer I want to say?) took Non Human and made it amazing. It was essentially his take on the weird looking protagonist in that game, and turned it into a weird robot/mech with a face, and the object was to get to the end of the stage, using your small cannon type gun and various subweapons to destroy the monsters. There was another great entry based on Sombrero that was like a top down shooter sorta like Smash TV that allowed you to use bullet time based on the number of sombreros taken from dead enemies you have. The other main one was a flash game based on Streemerz that was taken from the circus theme and looked a lot more bionic commando with fantastic grappling mechanics. It's all great stuff!
+the bonesauce Eh, no really. Ludum Dare gives everyone a singular theme, not a few obscure and badly translated sets of instructions. That Action 52 gamejam thingy sounds awesome though.
A POP Station Watch has been issued for your area. Residents are advised to take immediate protective action to avoid the chanticleers invading the sovereign states of the world. In addition, residents are advised to shelter in place until the authorities have neutralized the threat of chanticleers exerting hegemony upon human life and property. Avoid using the telephones unless you have been exposed to the tat and require immediate medical assistance. If you cannot avoid the tat, do not handle it under conditions of high pressure power and strong radiation. This POP Station Watch may be replaced by a POP Station Warning if the situation escalates and the chanticleers exert their hegemony upon human homelands. Stay tuned to this station for further updates on this dangerous situation.
Is that like an Amber Alert? Am I gonna get raped by a chicken? I am bored, so maybe I'll leave my door unlocked, and I'll pay on my couch naked, covered in chicken feed.
GAME 3 CHANTICLEER HEDGEMONY 1. Basic operation : A key and B key : dragin roll (ground )/ air dranon roll (aur), speediness double hit(ground )/air speediness carom 2. Basic skill: 💎Ready for fight 💎dragon roll: under foot, fan wing, send out hank cyclone, it will movement ahead. ▲Air cyclone: jumping send out a big hank cyclone , it will eddy original location in gallinaceous body, and pinch three times, opponent is not evade or start in cyclone bound , or go into cyclone bound , he will hit. 💎speediness carom : in very short time, our side must carry out contunuum peck on opponent ▲air speediness carom : as speediness carom, just in the air . ★compages rush raduce : beginning is close to speediness carom act ,in case hit with spread instigate wing - overwright kick-rush raduce add flow attack. You're Welcome.
Radioactive Gamer *YOU!!!* Unfortunately, you cannot play any pop stations because "Forbid to play under the conditions of high pressure power and strong radiation". What a shame!
I liked Chanticleer Hegemony better when I had no idea what it was. I really don't know why I was expecting anything but a clone of a preexisting game.
Sm0ker I think Chanticleer Hegemony needs a gritty reboot. "Hank Cyclone used to be the top of the pecking order. Now he's been betrayed by his former best bud Eddie Original, who's kidnapped Hank's girlhen Patricia and declared himself top cock. Exiled to the outskirts of the farm, it's now up to Hank to punch, kick and peck his way back up the ranks and stop Eddie Original before it's too late!" The game would be a mostly open-world action/brawler with a combat system similar to Bayonetta, except in this case, instead of Bayonetta's pistols, holding the triggers down at any time would allow you to unleash a continuous rapid-fire melee peck attack, which can be used to link and transition in and out of combos. The game would also incorporate a similar mechanic to the Nemesis system from Shadow of Mordor, providing each player with a unique and diverse rogue's gallery of barnyard rivals.
So many amazing names for prog rock songs in this video. "Chicken Supremacy" "Hank Cyclone" "Small Man Loxate" "Speediness Carom" All these songs by the very popular* band Aerolite! Which is like a poor man's version of Aerosmith or something oh I don't know I'm going to stop trying to make sense of this crap.
Someone will probably create a official Chanticleer Hegemony game for shits and giggles and make a kickstarter campaign for it. It will meet it's goal and be realeased on all the platforms. The pirates in Asia can't file a cease and desist. How can they? However, in turn, they will create a pirated version Chanticleer Hegemony, making a knock off to their own knock off game... This is what we call Chanstiception.
Pop station is what made me find you, back in the day when psps just came out I heard about you through a forum I frequented. Loved your videos immediately and ever since those days so long ago I have watched you. Pop stations will never get old, I will always love and hate them.
Just read an article about how "World War 3 has already started" and saw the word "hegemony". Couldn't resist popping back for a look at this classic from the channel that started my RUclips obsession. Ashens is an absolute OG.
Much enjoy did Ashens, I amused very. hope continue watching I happy more. of favorite Hank Cyclone is one, love in also Eddy Original much fun. I full of bye go now do I go happy again soon.
NecroBanana What do you mean in 2010? I have been playing the game since mid 90s... and I know my parents used to play the game when they were kids (70s or so) so... I doubt a game that is at least 40 / 50 years old (and it could easily be centuries old) is going to ever stop being relevant... That is like saying that just because you don't play Hide & Seek anymore, the game is not relevant. Cultural things never stop being relevant. They stop being popular for certain people, which is a very different thing.
Everytime i see Ashens posts about popstations it just reminds me how much time has passed by, graduating from school and college with many life events. And how much hair has grown down there too. Thanks Stuart.
I don't know if I should be worried or impressed - the music for Chanticleer Hegemony is the 24th movement in Paganini's 24 Caprices, Op. 1 ... are POP Stations actually cultured, or something? Definitely not the first POP Station to use it too ...
Super Mary reminds me a lot of Super Mario Bros Game & Watch! Amazing, Pop-Station has finally reached the tech level of 80s Game & Watch! And there was much Un-Joicing!
Thank you for removing the god awful bloody siren sound from the Pop Station Watch intro, those used to scare the crap of me (especially watching them at 3 AM)
Tbh, this is the first POP Station video, where I feel like the maker actually did some effort to make the POP Station (not a lot, but more than the others). There are actually a couple of pretty substantial differences in the games, as far as that's possible with games as simple as these. Also, maybe I've just watched too much of these videos, but I understood most of the instructions of Super Mary/Merio. :P
It wouldn't work. These are LCD toys. To make a home console they would need to actually make video games. They could always do a Famiclone but a Plug n Play is more likely
And by the way, I had a Soramimi with that song. I thought it said "Fammi Scendere" (pronounced FAHM-mee SHEN-deh-reh, Italian for "Help me to get down").
Hank Cyclone and Eddie Original are the mortal enemies of Chief Excellence as he attempts to turn them into chicken soap. :D But Hank Cyclone has his secret weapon; the Hank Laser which he plans to turn Chief Excellence into a burning corpse.
"Definition of GALLINACEOUS : of or relating to an order (Galliformes) of heavy-bodied largely terrestrial birds including the pheasants, turkeys, grouse, and the common domestic chicken" Apparently
An aerolite is a meteor. Apparently these planes are flying in the upper atmosphere of the earth, and there are meteors that don't fall or burn up, they instead fly horizontally back and forth in between two aircraft. That all checks out. Totally makes sense. Hyper realistic. I talked to some jet pilots and they told me this is how dogfights work when you fly through the ionosphere (a daily occurrence in every pilots life). Please to note: they actually tried to reproduce the Mario castle\dungeon music. They got it right for 4 of the notes. I never owned a Nintendo, but I still know the bleeding music. Some good Samaritan needs to tie Ashens to a couch and force him to play NES games until his eyes bleed. Holding the lids open with some kind of clockwork orange contraption. Then he'd learn the music and have a much better life once the trauma wears off. And the rope burn.
ashens you know when you post this stuff long time viewers like me or any fan just twinkle up inside and prepare to laugh our asses off at you talking about cheap tat. hats off to you!
I saw a grandpa a couple of years ago in the hospital cafetaria, i had an operation on my leg and i had a visiter, and this grandpa played 3 hours non stop on his pop station, i do not know what "game" he was playing, but he wouldn't stop playing! Amazing how somebody can play this thing for hours on end!
I have always wondered about these popstation lcd games. It might not look like it today, with our supercomputers with photorealistic graphics, but in the 80's there actually were lcd games of that type that were actually quite good and well made. Sure, the technology limited what kind of game you could implement quite a lot, but many manufacturers nevertheless worked around those limitations to produce surprisingly well-made and addictive games. In other words, my point is that these popstation games being utter crap is not really a limitation of the technology, but of work and talent. It _is_ possible to make relatively good games using this technology. These popstation games, however, are absolutely horrendous even considering the technology.
In the soviet block there was a lcd game - for the love of God I can't remember how it was called since everybody jist called it 'ruskie jajka' (Russian eggs). You controlled a wolf from a popular Russian cartoon who was in a henhouse trying to catch falling egs onto a basket. It was addicting as fuck.
@@Pijawek Ok, seems like the website with the recreations is gone, or I can't find it. You should've just searched for Nu Pogodi LCD game (it didn't have a name). It was released in 1984. It seems like it was a clone of Nintendo's "Egg" for Game & Watch from 1981. There's an Android app that is inspired by the Nu Pogodi version. The app is called "Wolf & Chicken Coop".
Somewhere in mainland China, some poor underpaid factory worker has been making these things six days a week for the past 30 years at the Popstation plant.
Dear Ashens, my GF and i love watching your videos. they make our day and help us relax. keep bringing great entertainment to the world. Respect from Ryan and Catrina.
I have been both curious and excited to see what this game has to offer! Ever since that legendary video Ashens made with Chanticleer Hegemony listed on the back of the box I have kept a hopeful eye out for this on his channel. Today is the day!!! :D
I had it at age 5. I bought it from a stall somewhere in Southern Italy. I only remember playing Street Overlord, Chanticleer Hegemony and Super Mary, which I liked (a 5-year-old child likes everything).
Have you guys noticed the list of games are similar to the ones on the PCP Station "The original White one not the later one that's Black" except for Nonsuch Racing, the PCP station had "Nonsuch Fly racing"
Distorted Ward And the whole time, he'll be complaining about how much the 3DS or Vita costs and how many Pop Stations he could've bought for that price. He'll hate the price so much that he'll play whatever games he receives for just the few seconds that Ashens plays Pop Station games for before feeling too revolted to go further. The comments for the video will consist of people wondering who, in their right mind, would spend that many thousands of yuan (however much they cost in China, I don't know) on a video game system that then charges you even more if you want games for it.
Yay! It's been a while since you've reviewed some obscure/obsolete electronic crap. For the same price as one of these shit things you could probably pick up an old Game Boy and a couple of games from Ebay.
Ashens should have kept Chanticleer Hegemony in the background of all his videos but never played it. Hype and speculation builds, and when he hits a subscriber mark he shows it off. Then again I don't know why anyone expected something amazing
"Forbid to play under the conditions of high pressure power and strong radiation"
Well fuck, that's my holiday to Chernobyl ruined.
Ahhhh you beat me to it....
I saw a really cheap toy gun recently and one of the main features of it was 'ultraviolet radiation', my first thought was either thats a missprint or i need to get the fuck out of hear, my second was, im sur ashens would appreciate this.
Floobs
And my vacation to the Sun aswel ;(
I saw 2 gameboy advance games in my neighborhood Rite-Aid.
Floobs Chernobyl is not all that radioactive, at least in the town. It's the reactor, the forest and the equipment dump that are dangerous.
" Xin you speak English the worst out of anyone at the factory."
"Yeah"
"We need you to translate everything for us."
Translate into chinese for better effect
I expect Xin to actually say "Yeah" to show off his English skills.
if they could speak proper english, they wouldnt be working at popstation sweatshop
Now I want to see a Gamejam where the contestants get to pick an instruction for a Popstation game and have to make the best game they can based on that.
Poki#3 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED...maybe. I'd do it, but I have projects of my own to get to. ;P
That's.... actually genius o.o Seriously, someone has to do this!
Poki#3 That's an awesome idea lol I would love to see what people would come up with. These were so impressively incomprehensible. Though, 'Chanticleer Hegemony' has to be the greatest title for anything ever.
That's essentially what Ludum Dare is!
There was actually a project on TIGsource where a bunch of small indie devs (including the guy who made Super Crate Box, smash hit of a game that is) each took a game from Action 52 and built a game from it. The SCB guy (Vlambeer I want to say?) took Non Human and made it amazing. It was essentially his take on the weird looking protagonist in that game, and turned it into a weird robot/mech with a face, and the object was to get to the end of the stage, using your small cannon type gun and various subweapons to destroy the monsters. There was another great entry based on Sombrero that was like a top down shooter sorta like Smash TV that allowed you to use bullet time based on the number of sombreros taken from dead enemies you have. The other main one was a flash game based on Streemerz that was taken from the circus theme and looked a lot more bionic commando with fantastic grappling mechanics. It's all great stuff!
+the bonesauce Eh, no really. Ludum Dare gives everyone a singular theme, not a few obscure and badly translated sets of instructions.
That Action 52 gamejam thingy sounds awesome though.
A POP Station Watch has been issued for your area. Residents are advised to take immediate protective action to avoid the chanticleers invading the sovereign states of the world. In addition, residents are advised to shelter in place until the authorities have neutralized the threat of chanticleers exerting hegemony upon human life and property. Avoid using the telephones unless you have been exposed to the tat and require immediate medical assistance. If you cannot avoid the tat, do not handle it under conditions of high pressure power and strong radiation. This POP Station Watch may be replaced by a POP Station Warning if the situation escalates and the chanticleers exert their hegemony upon human homelands. Stay tuned to this station for further updates on this dangerous situation.
fourthly instruct: pass the rigid popsicles or end game nomenclature.
Is that like an Amber Alert? Am I gonna get raped by a chicken?
I am bored, so maybe I'll leave my door unlocked, and I'll pay on my couch naked, covered in chicken feed.
You are listening to NOAA Weather broadcasting on a frequency of 162.55 Mhz with a power output of 1000 watts.
Ashens and the quest for Chanticleer Hemony.
Owain O'Neill-Turner So you like Commander Keen?
GAME 3 CHANTICLEER HEDGEMONY
1. Basic operation :
A key and B key : dragin roll (ground )/ air dranon roll (aur), speediness double hit(ground )/air speediness carom
2. Basic skill:
💎Ready for fight
💎dragon roll: under foot, fan wing, send out hank cyclone, it will movement ahead.
▲Air cyclone: jumping send out a big hank cyclone , it will eddy original location in gallinaceous body, and pinch three times, opponent is not evade or start in cyclone bound , or go into cyclone bound , he will hit.
💎speediness carom : in very short time, our side must carry out contunuum peck on opponent
▲air speediness carom : as speediness carom, just in the air .
★compages rush raduce : beginning is close to speediness carom act ,in case hit with spread instigate wing - overwright kick-rush raduce add flow attack.
You're Welcome.
Carson Folio oh well that's cleared that up then.
9:20 *"Hank Cyclone"*
We sell Pop stations and pop station accessories.
COMMENT OF THE FUCKING YEAR
arbitor365 Dear gosh this is hilarious
Radioactive Gamer *YOU!!!* Unfortunately, you cannot play any pop stations because "Forbid to play under the conditions of high pressure power and strong radiation". What a shame!
arbitor365 dammit poppy
arbitor365 glad i´m not the only one who thought of hank hill when he said that
I liked Chanticleer Hegemony better when I had no idea what it was. I really don't know why I was expecting anything but a clone of a preexisting game.
Sm0ker It really was better in our imaginations. A cock fighting clone of Street Overlord is. Actually kind of strange but not for pop stations.
Sm0ker I think Chanticleer Hegemony needs a gritty reboot.
"Hank Cyclone used to be the top of the pecking order. Now he's been betrayed by his former best bud Eddie Original, who's kidnapped Hank's girlhen Patricia and declared himself top cock. Exiled to the outskirts of the farm, it's now up to Hank to punch, kick and peck his way back up the ranks and stop Eddie Original before it's too late!"
The game would be a mostly open-world action/brawler with a combat system similar to Bayonetta, except in this case, instead of Bayonetta's pistols, holding the triggers down at any time would allow you to unleash a continuous rapid-fire melee peck attack, which can be used to link and transition in and out of combos. The game would also incorporate a similar mechanic to the Nemesis system from Shadow of Mordor, providing each player with a unique and diverse rogue's gallery of barnyard rivals.
Oda Swifteye amazing. I will pay good money for that epic
Henric von Winklebottom GotY.
+Henric von Winklebottom This is freaking genius.
Chicken Supremacy? Wasn't that classified as a terrorist group?
Cockerellu akhbar
Cocko haran
ISemiI ARISE, CHIKUN.
ISemiI yeah, the CCC
Cluck cluck clan
"What the blithering smeg are you dribbling on about" is my new favourite quote
If he really was able to improv that on the spot, that would be really impressive.
Hank Cyclone shall be my new Steam username.
Street Overlord is slower at getting a sequel out than Street Fighter is!!!
***** Street Overlord is clearly the better game. Did you not see that high level of detail and smooth animation?
***** But it's the same game each time with each release, with only minor changes, just like Street Fighter!
***** he might be on stree overlord (yes it is spelt stree, and don't Google it at work, or if you don't want it in your browsing history).
***** I think you're missing the sarcasm and jokes in these comments.
Dog Face Street fighter had Street Fighter 2010 on NES, does that count?
Ashens should visit the company that make these and do interviews with the geniuses behind these games.
Meta Carpus I always imagined that the creator of the pop station is a computer from the 1970s or a brain in a jar.
Oda Swifteye I figured Ashens visiting Pop Station headquarters would get him banned from China.
Oda Swifteye, def brain in jar.
@@Overhazard and Brazil, they are the China of South America when it comes to bootleg shit
FINALLY AFTER SEVERAL YEARS WE GET TO SEE CHANTICLEER
HEGEMONY!!!!!Thank you SO much Ashens!
Why are Earth's resources wasted on something like that?
Idiocy.
China
Are you sure those two aren't connected?
Where did you get the idea it as EARTH'S resources? Because I could swear nothing else from this "game" came from Earth...
Kenko706 it came from the undersides of Uranus.
So many amazing names for prog rock songs in this video.
"Chicken Supremacy"
"Hank Cyclone"
"Small Man Loxate"
"Speediness Carom"
All these songs by the very popular* band Aerolite! Which is like a poor man's version of Aerosmith or something oh I don't know I'm going to stop trying to make sense of this crap.
Speediness Carom is my personal favorite.
'Terrible system'
'Not a single COD game'
'No, not even one COD game'
'Nothing like COD'
'Unplayable mess'
'9.5/10'
-IGN (probably)
that sounds right
I always com back to retro-Ashens. "big hank cyclone" with "eddy original" are my all time favorite right after "antonio stella bottom tile"
Ign 10/10
+good graphics
-bad gameplay
-too much water
-I'm so sorry.
- Too much "A" button
*****
'top kek m8
The dystopian sequel of Rock-A-Doodle where Chanticleer conquers the planet by refusing to sing and leaving mankind in endless darkness!
Someone will probably create a official Chanticleer Hegemony game for shits and giggles and make a kickstarter campaign for it. It will meet it's goal and be realeased on all the platforms. The pirates in Asia can't file a cease and desist. How can they? However, in turn, they will create a pirated version Chanticleer Hegemony, making a knock off to their own knock off game... This is what we call Chanstiception.
Sadly, 8 years later, this hasn't happened.
Chanticleer Deadgemony
I LOVE POP Station...
...videos by Ashens.
13:26
Best thing you've ever said.
Pop station is what made me find you, back in the day when psps just came out I heard about you through a forum I frequented. Loved your videos immediately and ever since those days so long ago I have watched you. Pop stations will never get old, I will always love and hate them.
I've concluded that POP stations are drug mules. Think about it, 3 battery slots...
Just read an article about how "World War 3 has already started" and saw the word "hegemony". Couldn't resist popping back for a look at this classic from the channel that started my RUclips obsession. Ashens is an absolute OG.
extra thumbs up for finally not using the annoying loud intro sound
The SektorZ Ugh, yea I hated the police siren intro he used to use for popstation vids. I'd have to turn my volume down then back up again.
The SektorZ It sounds alot better coming out of a 340 watt speaker system m80.
KingOfChaos213 I loved it. added to the annoyance that is popstations.
KingOfChaos213 I use a 400W so by the logic of bigger numbers mine sounds better.
FINALLY Chanticleer Hegemony!!! I have waited years for this
We really need POP Station Watch 2016 pls
Yes we do, now that it's it's 2019.
Belated POP-Station special!
Much enjoy did Ashens, I amused very. hope continue watching I happy more.
of favorite Hank Cyclone is one, love in also Eddy Original much fun.
I full of bye go now do I go happy again soon.
Goddaamit, Ashens!
Now I will keep losing THE GAME at least for a week!
>8-/
I remember that when I used to talk to emos instead of just decapitating them.
Nino Stark
You remember what?
***** fuck a duck, I LOST the GAME..
That shit stopped being relevant in 2010.
NecroBanana
What do you mean in 2010? I have been playing the game since mid 90s... and I know my parents used to play the game when they were kids (70s or so) so... I doubt a game that is at least 40 / 50 years old (and it could easily be centuries old) is going to ever stop being relevant...
That is like saying that just because you don't play Hide & Seek anymore, the game is not relevant. Cultural things never stop being relevant. They stop being popular for certain people, which is a very different thing.
Everytime i see Ashens posts about popstations it just reminds me how much time has passed by, graduating from school and college with many life events.
And how much hair has grown down there too.
Thanks Stuart.
I don't know if I should be worried or impressed - the music for Chanticleer Hegemony is the 24th movement in Paganini's 24 Caprices, Op. 1 ... are POP Stations actually cultured, or something? Definitely not the first POP Station to use it too ...
It shows that Paganini was the Chanticleer Hegemon.
I remember these back in the late 80s! This made I day.
Super Mary reminds me a lot of Super Mario Bros Game & Watch! Amazing, Pop-Station has finally reached the tech level of 80s Game & Watch! And there was much Un-Joicing!
Thank you for removing the god awful bloody siren sound from the Pop Station Watch intro, those used to scare the crap of me (especially watching them at 3 AM)
"Oh Boy! 3 AM!"
- Patrick Star
Tbh, this is the first POP Station video, where I feel like the maker actually did some effort to make the POP Station (not a lot, but more than the others). There are actually a couple of pretty substantial differences in the games, as far as that's possible with games as simple as these.
Also, maybe I've just watched too much of these videos, but I understood most of the instructions of Super Mary/Merio. :P
So if a three-year old plays this, an adult will, if necessary, mysteriously appear out of nowhere to supervise it?
Every orphan should be donated one of these...
I was 5 when I played it.
"That chanticleer ain't right"
-Hank Cyclone
i've missed the pop station watch.. More please MR Ashens!
Some wanker disliked the video before even seeing it.
Ploot Wol What about the 140 Likes before watching it?
Ploot Wol That was me
***** gg
Najoray Those are simply people with a sense of taste and an appreciation for good quality videos.
A pop station video,Ashen's replying to a comment.Is the world coming to an end?!
I love how the racing game is called "Nonsuch Racing" ... "Nonsense racing!"
HA oh my I've visited the backdrop for Street Overlord. I believe it's Lauterbrunen Switzerland.
JurassicCollectables No way, surely they wouldn't use generic holiday photos? It must be an original fantasy design, there's no way.
Hank Cyclone and Eddy Original: THEY'RE COPS!
Where's my POP station home console? That's something I'd buy... for like £5 and then give it to someone I hate as a Christmas present
It wouldn't work. These are LCD toys. To make a home console they would need to actually make video games. They could always do a Famiclone but a Plug n Play is more likely
Posey theyve already made a PS2 ripoff, which wasn't handheld.
Turd Soda It's called Chintendo Vii.
a ps4 rip off has yet to be seen.
MASTERmw100 jokes on you, PS4 is a ripoff.
What a blast from the past. Brings a tear to my eyes, and the mystery of Chanticleer Hegemony has been solved. I will sleep well tonight.
Nice to see ashens doing what he does best, reviewing pop stations
Every time he read the instructions I felt my brain floating away.
Hank Cyclone is a M.A.S.K character.
He drives a golf cart that turns into a segway.
There are few pleasures in life such as listening to Ashens read broken English.
Nonsuch racing might just be my favorite video game title
I'M GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANTICLEEEEEEEEEEER!
Back when I got the game, in 2006, that song wasn't out yet.
And by the way, I had a Soramimi with that song. I thought it said "Fammi Scendere" (pronounced FAHM-mee SHEN-deh-reh, Italian for "Help me to get down").
Hank Cyclone and Eddie Original are the mortal enemies of Chief Excellence as he attempts to turn them into chicken soap. :D But Hank Cyclone has his secret weapon; the Hank Laser which he plans to turn Chief Excellence into a burning corpse.
I gasped when I saw the title of this video! We finally got Chanticleer Hegemony! Needless to say the wait has been worth it!
"3 years-old chidren vill be supervised by adult when play the game."
¨- Love it!
POP station watch? Ashens, You have brightened up my already awesome day.
"Definition of GALLINACEOUS
: of or relating to an order (Galliformes) of heavy-bodied largely terrestrial birds including the pheasants, turkeys, grouse, and the common domestic chicken"
Apparently
An aerolite is a meteor. Apparently these planes are flying in the upper atmosphere of the earth, and there are meteors that don't fall or burn up, they instead fly horizontally back and forth in between two aircraft.
That all checks out. Totally makes sense. Hyper realistic. I talked to some jet pilots and they told me this is how dogfights work when you fly through the ionosphere (a daily occurrence in every pilots life).
Please to note: they actually tried to reproduce the Mario castle\dungeon music. They got it right for 4 of the notes.
I never owned a Nintendo, but I still know the bleeding music. Some good Samaritan needs to tie Ashens to a couch and force him to play NES games until his eyes bleed. Holding the lids open with some kind of clockwork orange contraption. Then he'd learn the music and have a much better life once the trauma wears off. And the rope burn.
ashens you know when you post this stuff long time viewers like me or any fan just twinkle up inside and prepare to laugh our asses off at you talking about cheap tat.
hats off to you!
I love the way he makes the review, he was so genuinely hilarious :)
"The pass is win" Best username ever forever!
I saw a grandpa a couple of years ago in the hospital cafetaria, i had an operation on my leg and i had a visiter, and this grandpa played 3 hours non stop on his pop station, i do not know what "game" he was playing, but he wouldn't stop playing! Amazing how somebody can play this thing for hours on end!
Chanticleer Hegemony = Dominant Fabled Rooster
just in case anyone was wondering
Every few months the words "Chanticleer Hegemony" pop into my head randomly and I don't whether to laugh or cry.
I have always wondered about these popstation lcd games.
It might not look like it today, with our supercomputers with photorealistic graphics, but in the 80's there actually were lcd games of that type that were actually quite good and well made. Sure, the technology limited what kind of game you could implement quite a lot, but many manufacturers nevertheless worked around those limitations to produce surprisingly well-made and addictive games.
In other words, my point is that these popstation games being utter crap is not really a limitation of the technology, but of work and talent. It _is_ possible to make relatively good games using this technology. These popstation games, however, are absolutely horrendous even considering the technology.
In the soviet block there was a lcd game - for the love of God I can't remember how it was called since everybody jist called it 'ruskie jajka' (Russian eggs). You controlled a wolf from a popular Russian cartoon who was in a henhouse trying to catch falling egs onto a basket. It was addicting as fuck.
@@Pijawek Ok, seems like the website with the recreations is gone, or I can't find it.
You should've just searched for Nu Pogodi LCD game (it didn't have a name). It was released in 1984. It seems like it was a clone of Nintendo's "Egg" for Game & Watch from 1981.
There's an Android app that is inspired by the Nu Pogodi version. The app is called "Wolf & Chicken Coop".
@@hexyko4850 so, the Ruskies copied this as well? Disappointing, yet not surprising
Greatest and most powerful PoP Station yet!!!!
Finally, the lost game
I love all of your videos, you are one of the you tubers that are actually really funny and not just extremely annoying!
Somewhere in mainland China, some poor underpaid factory worker has been making these things six days a week for the past 30 years at the Popstation plant.
Dear Ashens, my GF and i love watching your videos. they make our day and help us relax. keep bringing great entertainment to the world. Respect from Ryan and Catrina.
Pop Station watch!? What year is it?
2009
BinaryCounter lol, odd to see you here. #TeamSpitfire ;)
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Fulgencio Pritchett The Game.
***** Nice :D Where do you know me from? I'm not in Team Spitfire btw.
I have been both curious and excited to see what this game has to offer! Ever since that legendary video Ashens made with Chanticleer Hegemony listed on the back of the box I have kept a hopeful eye out for this on his channel. Today is the day!!! :D
She usual loved extremely translated instruction.
Me funny usually laugh cry when badly translation possible and active.
I had it at age 5. I bought it from a stall somewhere in Southern Italy. I only remember playing Street Overlord, Chanticleer Hegemony and Super Mary, which I liked (a 5-year-old child likes everything).
And I pronounced "Chanticleer" as "kan-TIKK-ler"
Super Mary to me worked, and I liked it (as a child obviously). If I replayed it now, I would be bored to death.
Have you guys noticed the list of games are similar to the ones on the PCP Station "The original White one not the later one that's Black" except for Nonsuch Racing, the PCP station had "Nonsuch Fly racing"
I didn't notice it until you pointed it out :)
no way! just a few hours ago i went on a ashens pop/pcp station marathon and just finished it! now a new one comes out :D
The background picture of street overlord was made in Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland.
I've waited a million years for Chanticleer Hegemony
I wonder if in a parallel universe there's an Asian man reviewing a gameboy
Nintendo is Asian.
The idea was more of a reverse ashens reviewing a reverse popstation
Distorted Ward
Missed the mark, old boy.
Distorted Ward And the whole time, he'll be complaining about how much the 3DS or Vita costs and how many Pop Stations he could've bought for that price. He'll hate the price so much that he'll play whatever games he receives for just the few seconds that Ashens plays Pop Station games for before feeling too revolted to go further. The comments for the video will consist of people wondering who, in their right mind, would spend that many thousands of yuan (however much they cost in China, I don't know) on a video game system that then charges you even more if you want games for it.
@Overhazard that’d be an awesome thing if a channel like that exists. If not, someone ought to make one
Weh hey! Loved the original pop station review, good to see the return of a classic!
Yay! It's been a while since you've reviewed some obscure/obsolete electronic crap.
For the same price as one of these shit things you could probably pick up an old Game Boy and a couple of games from Ebay.
Thanks captain obvious
peaceandllov Kiss me.
+peaceandllov me too
+Serpico's Beard later *closes fridge*
Yes! Another POP station video! I have been seeing these things make their way to Wal*Mart back in America.
Ashens should have kept Chanticleer Hegemony in the background of all his videos but never played it. Hype and speculation builds, and when he hits a subscriber mark he shows it off.
Then again I don't know why anyone expected something amazing
"Are we sitting comfortably? Here's some bullshit!" I fucking died ***** when you said that. Hahahaha.
You don't want to experience *my utter palm wind!*
Or the CONTINUUM PECK
Freddie Gardner
It's so quick, time warps around it.
Just remember to turn the *utter palm wind* off before you do a facepalm, or you may not have a face anymore.
Jumped to turn the volume down at the intro but didn't need to! Good job Ashens!
At last!!! I am expecting a poultry version of Game of Thrones.
I subbed for popstation watch, I missed these so much.
I'm a fan of Pop Stations. That's why i watch you.
Nice to see Ashens getting his money's worth out of that effects box.
"Are we sitting comfortably? Here's some bullshit" Died laughing
Hank Cyclone vs Eddy Original(?!)
at least Chanticleer Hegemony has some kind of story lore behind it
Bloody hell, he's been makin these Pop Station videos for 9 years. I was 10 years old when Ashens uploaded his first Pop Station video...
God help us if they write the instructions to safely dismantle a nuclear power plant...
Imagine if Chanticleer Hegemony was an extra minigame in a WarioWare game, only polished, and with a Game & Watch aesthetic
I need an HD remake of Chanticleer Hegemony for the PC NOW
2 Minutes in, and this entry of POP Station Watch references the vastly superior Game King.
What about Nonsuch Fly Racing?
Oh neat, this was uploaded on my birthday/Mother's Day!
....Thanks, ashens!
What a time to be (American born) Chinese
I wonder how long it'll take for someone to make a fully 3D animated version of Chanticleer Hegemony.