A Chaos Marine calls Lion El'jonson OLD |

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 2 дня назад +689

    There is wisdom in the adage, "Beware the old man in a profession where men die young."

    • @dasbaer
      @dasbaer 2 дня назад +40

      That doesn't mean much when he was asleep for 90% of it

    • @Silverflower351
      @Silverflower351 2 дня назад +20

      ​@@dasbaerto be fair the Lion had been fighting since he was a child so he could had die young 😅

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller День назад +7

      ​@@dasbaer it was one hell of a power nap

    • @Alastair_
      @Alastair_ 22 часа назад +2

      He's only a few hundred years old technically. Most chapters will have marines far older than him.

    • @MrHolydoodle
      @MrHolydoodle 20 часов назад +1

      I mean..... Lion died young, he just was saved.

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 2 дня назад +481

    For the record: Lion wasn’t fighting chaos marines, not terminators but the freaking obliterators! And was only loosing because he was unarmed!

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 День назад +31

      Tbh he wasnt even loosing, just struggling a bit.

    • @IberianCraftsman
      @IberianCraftsman День назад

      Hope he didn't get infected

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it День назад +16

      He wasn't losing but simply dodging until he has the sword. Pretty sure if the Lion could have grabbed a sizable rock he would have been able to hurl that thing to cave in the head of one and close in to absolutely murder the second.

  • @macshadow1150
    @macshadow1150 2 дня назад +530

    For me, the funniest part is he called Lion 'my lord', like despite Chaos taint he still felt immense respect before him

    • @2013elemanta
      @2013elemanta 2 дня назад

      I think the "my lord" thing is just him mocking the lion. I don't think there is any respect in that.

    • @lucas_leoheart
      @lucas_leoheart 2 дня назад +88

      It's more like a mockery than a respect yk

    • @augustuslunasol10thapostle
      @augustuslunasol10thapostle 2 дня назад +40

      @@lucas_leoheart idk about that primarchs literally have a power to make others bow down to them it is a reflex of sort

    • @3adgamd3r
      @3adgamd3r 2 дня назад +77

      In the audiobook it’s made pretty clear the marine is mocking him, like, the Lion just wiped his squad and he was like “what did you do to me?”
      Dudes like “what do you mean?”
      “I’m slower”
      “We did nothing, you just got old my Lord” and then cackles as he dies
      Paraphrased, but yeah, dude was having the last laugh at the absurdity that the Lion, having just ripped his squad apart, A) thinks he’s slow and B) thinks they made him slower
      And by slower, it’s literally by a fraction of a second, but the Lion just didn’t consider the most obvious answer that he just got old

    • @aditghifari5039
      @aditghifari5039 2 дня назад +11

      Lion is those old guys who didnt believe their old, just slow while maintaning to look younger.

  • @alexshtyn6336
    @alexshtyn6336 2 дня назад +103

    The lion with the sensibility of an old man is a frightening thought.

  • @AlexanderRed-xo7nm
    @AlexanderRed-xo7nm 2 дня назад +193

    "You've reached unc status my lord"

  • @juliane.mfarias9285
    @juliane.mfarias9285 2 дня назад +87

    For the record: The Lion stood silent for a moment before killing him after that.

    • @Silverflower351
      @Silverflower351 2 дня назад +14

      He was silently assimilating he was old😅

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 2 дня назад +7

      Zabriel killed him. Lion just kept contemplating.

  • @patrickdees5256
    @patrickdees5256 2 дня назад +50

    Even old. They give Lion the Garp treatment, and make him terrifying on the battlefield.

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 2 дня назад +193

    Nah. Bro just needs to stretch. He was asleep for 10k years, he needs the stretch.

  • @TovarishRopgik
    @TovarishRopgik 2 дня назад +82

    "Lol you're just old!"

    • @Historyfrek4ever
      @Historyfrek4ever 2 дня назад +14

      “What f### is that! Some kind of disease? Did Mortarion put you up to this?”

  • @Ottersanity
    @Ottersanity 2 дня назад +33

    Imagine telling someone who blew out your back and just bent your friends over after multiple rounds he was old.

  • @nekoking8330
    @nekoking8330 2 дня назад +16

    He’s killed multiple chaos marines with just his bare hands and will later duel daemon Primarch Angron all by himself! Yet, despite all of that, the Lion thinks he’s not as strong as he used to be. Never mess with a Primarch.

  • @TheIrishny
    @TheIrishny 2 дня назад +19

    "I didn't brutally kill all of you as easily as I would like....what gives?"

  • @nerodeathstep5239
    @nerodeathstep5239 2 дня назад +9

    Lion casually kills a bunch of chaos space marine "damn, i feel like i got a debuff on"
    Chaos Sorcerer "im sorry, went through my brothers like glowing hot knife through buttter and your saying THIS AINT YOUR FULL POWER ????"

  • @chaosomega623
    @chaosomega623 День назад +3

    Chaos Bro really went from fearful and impressed to mocking and proud after finding out a freakin PRIMARCH is actually waning

  • @connorcmsmith4302
    @connorcmsmith4302 2 дня назад +73

    That is why I’m convinced Leman will return as Old Man Odin style.

    • @Silverflower351
      @Silverflower351 2 дня назад +13

      He has to theres not a complete lion without the wolf. Could you imagine those 2 as old primarchs
      Russ wth you are a sorcerer now?
      Lionel yup i also have dad shield😅

    • @valdr2286
      @valdr2286 2 дня назад +6

      Or hear me out he comes out younger. Due to warp shenanigans I think that will be much more interesting

    • @redsledgeblu5234
      @redsledgeblu5234 2 дня назад +7

      Or he comes out able to control a type of superior wolfen form. Transform in and out of it, like Bird dad: attorney at CAWWWW!

    • @Silverflower351
      @Silverflower351 2 дня назад

      ​@@redsledgeblu5234that would be ironic considering he and all space wolf wanted to hide that

    • @LoneSilverW0lf
      @LoneSilverW0lf 2 дня назад +8

      If he comes out as Odin, then he has to have lost an eye(mirror to Magnus) and become a bit of a sorcerer. Imagine the absolute hell that Magnus would raise over Leman coming out of the warp as a wizard.

  • @Knight-chaplainashriel
    @Knight-chaplainashriel 2 дня назад +27

    DUUUUUDE! you left out the end where Zab domed him for laughing at the Primarch lol 😂

  • @BM-yy8db
    @BM-yy8db 2 дня назад +7

    "So... I was asleep in the Rock That Makes You Old™️"

  • @scleless1342
    @scleless1342 2 дня назад +16

    "Yeah, uh, a-you-OLD....ah-kuh-kuh-kuh-eww"
    ~Apothecary Rocksus

  • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
    @g.sergiusfidenas6650 2 дня назад +27

    At last something a Primarch and I have in common, mornings hit a little bit stronger nowadays for me and for the Lion.

  • @vordinarvoidheart8600
    @vordinarvoidheart8600 2 дня назад +19

    The Lion gave him the Bane treatment.

  • @DocWolph
    @DocWolph День назад +1

    CM: "Stop brandishing me as a weapon!"
    LEJ: "Heheh! No! This is too much fun!"

  • @unclesam5230
    @unclesam5230 2 дня назад +5

    Arthritis is one heck of a malady

  • @bachnguyen1749
    @bachnguyen1749 2 дня назад +12

    Pretty sure primarchs are nigh immortal. Johnson just needs to stretch his muscles more. How would you feel if you woken up from a nap and then proceed to run a marathon? Now imagine waking up from 10,000 years of napping then proceed to fight chaos forces, bare handed. Btw, 10K years of napping in space… not on a planet.

  • @tastymoojuice9665
    @tastymoojuice9665 2 дня назад +1

    That was the biggest “pause” moment I’ve ever seen😂😂😂

  • @BaoHadir
    @BaoHadir День назад +1

    The Frying Pan of Doom! IYKYK

  • @guilhermecesar9185
    @guilhermecesar9185 12 часов назад

    Lion: "my back hurts... But I'm still able to carry the Imperium it!"

  • @gabrielseth5142
    @gabrielseth5142 2 дня назад +4

    Punished Venom Lion

  • @DarkCoast953
    @DarkCoast953 2 дня назад +1

    Now let's hope he also got wisdom with his new appearance.

  • @deathbytouch4252
    @deathbytouch4252 44 минуты назад

    Dude knew he was gonna die and had no chance of physically hurting the lion so he decided to go for emotional damage

  • @ethanmitchell7479
    @ethanmitchell7479 13 минут назад

    One thing I love is that because of his age he has had to change the way he fights becoming more defensive than offensive literally outlasting and then beating a Angrons brains in so hard he exploded into a ball of chaos energy whereas his younger self would’ve just gone balls to the walls all in to try and kill him I think he even remarks how he does notice he’s slower and that if he had been fighting Curze the same way at this speed he would’ve died ten times over
    Behold we now have the knight paladin that used to be the savage obliterator kill the Obliterator that was supposed to be the knight paladin……

  • @theeinqusition1
    @theeinqusition1 2 дня назад

    "Lord" like they still have that much respect for the man

  • @Daniel-oy6xq
    @Daniel-oy6xq 2 дня назад +1

    "Malady."
    Meanwhile dude is fucking folding Chaos Marines like laundry while being probably the most dandy badass in the galaxy. He then goes on to fuck up and no diff a Daemon Prince's face with the Emperor's Shield. The Lion aint old. Dude is seasoned.

  • @Mkrause762
    @Mkrause762 2 дня назад +1

    Feels like the lion has done very little in the current setting besides beating one or two chaos sorcerers lol

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 2 дня назад +1

      It's weird that the writers have done literally nothing with this.

  • @Nerthos
    @Nerthos 2 дня назад +1

    He should just get a rejuv treatment

  • @Dreadnoughtgaming2
    @Dreadnoughtgaming2 2 дня назад

    You forgot to mention that the lion promptly snapped his neck.

  • @kingdragong-rh6dl
    @kingdragong-rh6dl 2 дня назад +3

    this weaker but wiser Lion is definitely deadlier than 30ks stupid superman Lion with trust issues dialed to the max!!

  • @5thBuddha
    @5thBuddha 2 дня назад +2

    Bossing the algo🎉
    4 the Algo!!!

  • @lordofgnomes1230
    @lordofgnomes1230 2 дня назад +1

    Saying out loud yea shit talking the Lion is probably the worst one to shittalk.

  • @laniemon
    @laniemon День назад

    Well at least this boomer still can bash Angron face in, with help.

  • @belatedby
    @belatedby День назад

    Nah, never read the books, just wanna know what the Lion did to that old poor bastard

  • @Colonel-WhiteRaven126
    @Colonel-WhiteRaven126 2 дня назад +1

    Wait!!?? He’s weaker?!

    • @Nerthos
      @Nerthos 2 дня назад +2

      He was with vulkan and sanguinius in the strongest primarch spot, now he's just stronger than everyone left

    • @Colonel-WhiteRaven126
      @Colonel-WhiteRaven126 2 дня назад +1

      @@Nerthos I know he was probably the best fighter because he could beat future sight shenanigans

    • @Nerthos
      @Nerthos 2 дня назад +2

      @@Colonel-WhiteRaven126 He killed demon angron in two moves

  • @KingKobbie1764
    @KingKobbie1764 День назад

    Which book is this from??

  • @clonetf141
    @clonetf141 11 часов назад

    youre late for dnd bozo