Jarl Balgruuf meets the Khajiit Dragonborn (AI voice meme)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
  • One evening a Khajiit somehow manages to slip past the guards and appears in front of Balgruuf to tell him about dragons. Next thing he knows the intruder was actually telling the truth and a dragon really was about to ransack Whiterun.
    Then the Greybeards yell their summons and wake everyone in town up and to top it all off, they appear to have been summons for a most unusual candidate.
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Комментарии • 145

  • @contohasmr5876
    @contohasmr5876 Год назад +663

    Absolutely lost it when he said "... are you sure the empire tried to execute you for no reason?"

  • @lonelystarslibrary9326
    @lonelystarslibrary9326 Год назад +164

    the way he says "the thief stone, huh?" with such spite is hilarous

    • @Threat_LvL
      @Threat_LvL 8 месяцев назад +4

      he already knew the answer he just wanted to hear it

  • @troIIdier
    @troIIdier Год назад +461

    Now I need a mod that has a chance of firing a hairball projectile when you use Unrelenting Force as a Khajiit.

    • @bullcheese2236
      @bullcheese2236 Год назад +1

      Do Khajiits lick themselves?

    • @Tariqali-bj5hm
      @Tariqali-bj5hm Год назад +29

      I bet it would sound like the khajiit taking damage sound

    • @theadventurousneko
      @theadventurousneko 10 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure khajiit don't tongue bathe
      They're a sentient race, they take actual baths
      Why would they get hairballs?

    • @dragonslayermasterornstein83
      @dragonslayermasterornstein83 9 месяцев назад +8

      The dying khajiit sound would work the best because it genuinely sounds like he's coughing out a hairball

    • @randomcontent789
      @randomcontent789 9 месяцев назад

      Mach 5 hairball would be funny

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi Год назад +132

    I fucking lost it in the middle of the night at the "Irileth give me a cure poison potion" and "uh, Proventus give the maids a special reward after cleaning this mess up", holding in my laugh wasnt easy.

  • @theironfox2756
    @theironfox2756 Год назад +235

    You would think an Argonian would be the most apt race for a Dragonborn.

    • @RedSunUnderParadise
      @RedSunUnderParadise Год назад +39

      Especially after the Argoniankiin binge snorts Histsap and the Hist trees turn him into a flightless dragon with sharp dorsal pla- Yes, I want Godzilla in the ESverse.

    • @strawberrycelestia
      @strawberrycelestia 11 месяцев назад +24

      Wait, why Argonians?
      It's suspected that Khajiits were actually the first original inhabitants of Skyrim before man and mer, so I always pictured it as "Well, Khajiits were here first. This is their original land. So it's normal for the Dragonborn to be Khajiit if this was their home first, right?"

    • @theironfox2756
      @theironfox2756 11 месяцев назад +29

      Because Argonians, like dragons, are lizards. sympathetic resonance.

    • @strawberrycelestia
      @strawberrycelestia 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@theironfox2756 True, true

    • @l.psimer6124
      @l.psimer6124 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@tehchiefthat hell you are talking about? How did mers become cat folk

  • @kyto2033
    @kyto2033 Год назад +138

    These are some of the most hilarious skyrim videos Ive ever seen

  • @ryanmccann9144
    @ryanmccann9144 Год назад +73

    This is by far the best Dhar Mann video I've ever seen 10/10

  • @SumPolishGuy
    @SumPolishGuy 7 месяцев назад +3

    I feel like Balgruff would actually be the nicest to Khajiits he just feels like a nice dude

  • @andrewthorn7283
    @andrewthorn7283 Год назад +28

    can't wait to see how ulfric reacts to farm equipment being a dragonborn

  • @TheLastBabyMan
    @TheLastBabyMan 11 месяцев назад +11

    This video has more RPG elements in it than the whole of Skyrim's tutorial section.

  • @daltooinewestwood6380
    @daltooinewestwood6380 Год назад +70

    Thank you balgruff for voicing my constant question on why the empire would think a cat would be a storm cloak. In lore The nords might be okay with a non-Nordic human joining the storm cloaks, idk, but kajiits aren’t even usually allowed in winterhold and the argonians have to live in a single room bunkhouse by the docks beneath the city

    • @sheogorath6834
      @sheogorath6834 Год назад

      Because one captain decided to be a bitch.

    • @zeveria7206
      @zeveria7206 Год назад +5

      Hell, how about Dunmer or Altmer Stormcloaks for that matter?

    • @daltooinewestwood6380
      @daltooinewestwood6380 Год назад +3

      @@zeveria7206 at least the dunmer are allowed inside the city, even if they have to live in a slum lol

    • @warchiefvenomn7612
      @warchiefvenomn7612 Год назад +2

      Well the cats are part of the Aldmeri dominion, so they don't belong in the empire either

    • @tf-uderpy699
      @tf-uderpy699 9 месяцев назад +1

      u mean windhelm? winterhold is where the collage is.

  • @timbomb374
    @timbomb374 Год назад +22

    This makes me wonder what open world games are going to be like in the future if we can have character dialogue and voice acting generated organically.

  • @DraedonTheInventor
    @DraedonTheInventor Год назад +228

    I don't know how many times I've seen this, so I'll say it again:
    It was NOT Legate Rikke at Helgen. It was a random ass captain who you kill on your way out if you side with Ralof. Rikke wasn't even there, as evident from her dialogue when you join the Legion.

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber Год назад +10

      Then why was it her voice and face, when other imperial captains are unique?

    • @bill5627
      @bill5627 Год назад +47

      ​@@BacxaberThen why didn't the game's subtitles not say captain rikke? And also it makes no sense of you side with ralof and kill her and then she respawns if you join the imperial legion. And she would have recognize you if it was her. Perhaps it was her twin sister?

    • @DraedonTheInventor
      @DraedonTheInventor Год назад +52

      @@Bacxaber bro, captain at Helgen is an imperial (race, I mean) with dark skin. Rikke is a nord. These two just happen to share the same voice.

    • @Tyrian3k
      @Tyrian3k Год назад +37

      @@Bacxaber It's her voice actress, but it's not her face. Rikke is a nord and looks much older and more pale than the captain at Helgen.

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 Год назад +44

      @@Bacxaber I am going t blow your mind. As it turns out Bethesda hires the same actors to voice different people.

  • @nickolasa4800
    @nickolasa4800 Год назад +37

    Dude this literally feels personal,in my first playthrough i played as a Khajiit stealth archer with the theif stone

    • @notcreativenickname2938
      @notcreativenickname2938 Год назад +5

      Exactly same, but with lover stone since i wanted to try everything and lvl it up quicker.
      It seems like every new player, even with no previous exposure to skyrim content seem to insinctually radiate toward stealth archery, and thus khajit race because its starting upper hand in stealth

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 9 месяцев назад

      It's one of the optimal builds. The stealth bonus, the range? It only makes sense

  • @nellylenaj3601
    @nellylenaj3601 Год назад +8

    "Shooting out a hairball at mach 5" 😭😭😭😭

  • @MrDraco981
    @MrDraco981 Год назад +19

    i always thought he was holding a coin because of the angle that i spoke to him from. apparently he's not!

  • @ForWeAreMany
    @ForWeAreMany Год назад +8

    okay, this is reasonable dialogue within context of lore and the amount of khaajit stealth archer players in the last census of the game

  • @guavamax420
    @guavamax420 Год назад +15

    Rare footage of Clawthorne trying to convince Jarl Balgruuf that she's Dragonborn

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 11 месяцев назад +4

    This sounds so weird after hearing the first "Dagoth Ur reacts to Khajiit Nerevarine"
    A strange day for the Sixth Hiuse and the tribe unmourned

  • @akuladoctor7355
    @akuladoctor7355 Год назад +29

    He has a good point about the Stormcloaks. It is weird to even think, that you are with the Stormcloaks, if you aren't Nord. Considering their massive racism. Hell without Ulfric personally seeing you trying to get killed by Imperials even accepting you would be a longshot.
    Also i don't know how many knows by lore, but at least one Altmer dragonborn is confirmed. Mankar Camoran from Oblivion is in fact a dragonborn.

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 9 месяцев назад +1

      What massive racism? This is where you talk about dunmer and argonians and I point out that the Grey Quarter is as clean as the rest as Windhelm, is dressed up like a Vvardenfell town without interference from the guards, houses Imperial spies, and is mostly inhabited by people that say they don't want to work for Nords. The few dark elves that aren't super racist are harassed by their own family, and Hllalu owns one of the largest farms in Eastmarch. Now compare that reality with their whining.
      The argonians have less of a presence, fewer characters and conversations to draw on, but there are similar attitudes of "we hate Nords and we say the Nords hate us" is more easily observed than "Nords hate argonians."
      The Stormcloaks are ignorant and shortsighted on continental politics, and Ulfric is a piece of work and no mistake, but the "racism" is an illusion created by a minority that claims they are oppressed when they refuse what opportunities they have.
      Which is one of Skyrim's most realistic qualities.

    • @akuladoctor7355
      @akuladoctor7355 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ryvaken The dunmer were not always lived in the Grey quarter. They were forced there. Argonians were also forced outside of the walls in Windhelm, and Riften. There is also that old war veteran who becomes Jarl, if you kill Ulfric. He says, that when a Nord group is attacked, then Ulfric sign the horn, and soldiers sent out. But when a dunmer refugee group, or a Kha'jit caravan attacked. Nothing. No investigation, retaliation, or justice. I know, that there is that one altmer on the market who claims, that situation is not bad, but Stormcloaks in general are clearly racist. Okay not on the extreme level, but enough to have doubts on anyone who is not a Nord.

    • @Persie_Azimson
      @Persie_Azimson 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​​​@@akuladoctor7355Ulfric put Argonians outside so they don't clash with dark elves.did you know dark elves are racist towards Argonians. Also nord women are killed every day bye the butcher and guards doesn't investigate about it.

    • @PhthaloGreenskin
      @PhthaloGreenskin 2 месяца назад

      If you think the stormcloaks are massivly racist then you obviously havent played morrowind. The Dumner make the thalmor look nice because at least the thalmor don't practice slavery and worship demons.

  • @Aschariel
    @Aschariel Год назад +6

    A.I opens a HUGE door to Skyrim's modding community.
    Soon, Bethesda will be fired from its job, k... The modders will remake Skyrim.

  • @Vivec-1
    @Vivec-1 Год назад +7

    pretty ironic cause i just started a new game as a Khajit 💀

  • @The_OwO_Shogun
    @The_OwO_Shogun Год назад +7

    My first time I played Skyrim, I chose khajiit since night vision sounded cool af, but it just made my screen blue.
    I'm like "aight, not great, but I'm sneaky! So I can do that!"
    And I became the sneakiest assassin in the land, but honestly it was too much effort and I couldn't be bothered to be stealthy.
    So I literally just bonked everyone with my ebony chaos mace, good times.

  • @zegpath81
    @zegpath81 Год назад +3

    1:42 I love how casual Balgruff is about this. Like Rikke just does it every other Tuesday.

  • @rurukitty405
    @rurukitty405 Год назад +3

    This one started as a khajiit, a stealth archer thief and assassin. 'Twas the purrfect way to glory!

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof Год назад +1

    The minute you left he told everyone to check there pockets

  • @concernedcitizen6428
    @concernedcitizen6428 Год назад +6

    Khajiit is my favorite race lol

  • @kingshocker4754
    @kingshocker4754 2 месяца назад

    I could almost hear Uncle Ruckus going “well well well” - music and everything - as soon as the “Thief Stone?” part played

  • @warman3096
    @warman3096 Год назад +5

    God this is amazing I just want to reinstall Skyrim asp god still laughing, and it's been 10 mins help.

  • @TheSuperRatt
    @TheSuperRatt 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ah, the "I'm not racist" racist.

  • @ktopfield145
    @ktopfield145 11 месяцев назад

    Why do I feel like Dagoth Ur is writing a job application for Balgruuf to join the 6th House.

  • @Casual_Goof
    @Casual_Goof 11 месяцев назад +2

    I was crying and sweating from laughing so hard at this 💀

  • @gloryshadow8710
    @gloryshadow8710 11 месяцев назад

    "So which guardian stone did you pick on your way here from Helgen? Oh, the Thief stone..." 🤣😂🤣

  • @breeze1088
    @breeze1088 Год назад +9

    So funny! Loved it. Please do more.

  • @rytlocknroll
    @rytlocknroll Год назад +3

    How in oblivion does Jarl balgruuf know the term “Mach 5?”

  • @aaronmicalowe
    @aaronmicalowe 9 месяцев назад

    If the maids ever want a "special reward", they just need to ask.

  • @TheNorthlander
    @TheNorthlander 10 месяцев назад

    "What? No. I don't have anything against your kind."
    Yeah sure you and Dagoth Ur too.

  • @weemissile
    @weemissile 7 месяцев назад

    Believable racism is really the best part of the Elder Scrolls lore

  • @quentincoetzee4313
    @quentincoetzee4313 8 месяцев назад

    Assuming I have a lot of points in Sneak, I'm tempted to say "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon(born)"

  • @theWitch-KingofAngmar
    @theWitch-KingofAngmar Год назад +1

    My first Skyrim Character was a Khajiit Stormcloak, Spellsword or something I think

  • @felineechoes
    @felineechoes Год назад +2

    Meanwhile my khajiit huntress mage who gets lost easily to the point I decided that the reason I got caught near the storm cloaks was that I was lost and asking for directions.
    How I imagine my conversation with the Jarl went is like this.
    Jarl: You we’re going to be beheaded by the Imperials
    Me: Caught after Khajiit got lost in woods. Asked Stormcloak for directions, Khajiit did before caught.
    Jarl: You realize that Khajiit are not permitted in the city right. Khajiit merchants tend to sell drugs and steal you know.
    Me: This Khajiit no thief, Khajiit seeks knowledge not coin.
    Jarl: You are a rather strange Khajiit, and naive as well.
    Me: Khajiit seeks to help those in need during travels.😇

  • @pablo_giustiniani
    @pablo_giustiniani 8 месяцев назад

    It's hilarious because this video was uploaded around the time I picked up Skyrim and I picked Khajiit

  • @l0ker507
    @l0ker507 2 месяца назад

    Fun fact: The illusion perk that makes your spells silent also works on shouts!

  • @sillyninja65
    @sillyninja65 Год назад

    Modders literally outclassing an innovating bgs

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723

    Well Akatoshis also present in the khajit pantheon also he chooses the Mane, their people priest king

  • @guitarfan01
    @guitarfan01 Год назад +2

    I need this as a mod, actually

  • @RichterTheRat
    @RichterTheRat Год назад

    With a few edits this could pass for alternate dialogue.

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 Год назад +1

    Now I want to ser greybeards reaction on khajiit dragonborn

  • @ghosthunter117gaming2
    @ghosthunter117gaming2 Год назад +1

    Idk why but this should have been a mod when you play as a khajiit who happen to be a dragonborn

  • @OrangeDragon04
    @OrangeDragon04 9 месяцев назад

    I'm on my first playthrough. At the beginning, I picked the Nord, because I thought Argonians and Khajiit were really weird. But after meeting Ri-Saad and his companions, I started to love them. Their lore is amazing. Humble foreign merchants and thieves, how interesting.

  • @istvanbarta
    @istvanbarta Год назад

    "giant hairball at mach5" I'm dying :D :D :D

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 10 месяцев назад

    That was I ecpected in my Khajiit DB playthrough.

  • @MrOrmanley
    @MrOrmanley Год назад +3

    FUS RO HUUURG

  • @CrimsonCascade
    @CrimsonCascade 9 месяцев назад

    damn vid made me crack at the "What... In... Oblivion..." bit

  • @TazKidNoah
    @TazKidNoah 10 месяцев назад

    Besthesda remaking Skyrim with today's tech could fix a lot of the hiccups of the game 🤣

  • @neonflashsparkotron5435
    @neonflashsparkotron5435 10 месяцев назад

    Amazing! Love the jarl ballin ai voice 😂

  • @christianlenik5307
    @christianlenik5307 10 месяцев назад

    Literally him looking at me 😂

  • @shadowslayer2929
    @shadowslayer2929 6 месяцев назад

    Khajiit shout be like musMOOOOWA!

  • @Lynn-Lynn-Lynn
    @Lynn-Lynn-Lynn Год назад

    Hairball at Mach 5 😂

  • @PogoDarnexx
    @PogoDarnexx Год назад

    This was really good lol Hairball attack!

  • @darrennew8211
    @darrennew8211 Год назад

    Well worth watching to the end. I'm laughing my ass off.

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua Год назад

    2:49 I think Balgruf misunderstands the way *stealth* works: "Stealth" is what happens when the ground stops shaking and the bodies are nowhere to be found. No _witnesses._

  • @redpolscorp
    @redpolscorp Год назад +10

    This is a Rollercoaster of racism, reasoning of it with some ground and acceptance ... 😅

  • @KnightsofAutumn
    @KnightsofAutumn 9 месяцев назад

    Based Jarl Balgruuf

  • @LeeroyPorkins
    @LeeroyPorkins Год назад +2

    Mephala cloak you

  • @marcelgrabowski5939
    @marcelgrabowski5939 3 месяца назад

    Khajiit call dragon "A really big cat"
    Now I can't get out of my head picture of Khajiit dovahkiin calling dragons "really big cats" and enraging them.
    OOOOOO. WAIT. Khajiit and Dovahkiin have both two adjacent i! There is connection somewhere...

  • @nicholaswilliams224
    @nicholaswilliams224 11 месяцев назад

    dude how are you doing this ? love it

  • @WingsxFreedom
    @WingsxFreedom Год назад

    If Bethesda doesn't invest in AI for their npcs for ESVI, there better be some mods for it....

  • @TenkoBerry
    @TenkoBerry Год назад

    Weird RUclips recommended but great video 👍

  • @TheUmbralWolf
    @TheUmbralWolf Год назад

    Whenever I play a khajiit, its nearly impossible to not gravitate towards a stealth archer...and 90% of my characters are khajiit...

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker Год назад +1

      That's because Stealth Archer is the most overpowered playstyle in Skyrim. You do a lot of damage due to all your arrows being sneak attacks, and you don't have to get close enough to be seen. You're practically unstoppable outside of being in closed quarters.

  • @skeletonking4119
    @skeletonking4119 Год назад

    1:45 SO TRUEEEE!!!

  • @_functionless
    @_functionless 9 месяцев назад

    Brilliant

  • @khangravies4308
    @khangravies4308 Год назад

    I play as a female Khajiit

  • @tjk-goix8513
    @tjk-goix8513 Год назад

    👏 👏 👏
    Amazing

  • @KGAnims
    @KGAnims Год назад +1

    What AI service you use to generate the voice? It's so clear and almost indistinguishable from actual voice of Balgruuf.

  • @shadekerensky3691
    @shadekerensky3691 Год назад +1

    Lol As a two-handed greatsword wielding Khajiit player, I find this video racist because it assumes my Guardian Stone. XD

  • @qwefg3
    @qwefg3 Год назад

    We need a NPC Race comment mod and let that full species hatred flow freely.
    Instead of every Nord thinking they are high on shrooms and you are just an extra hairy nord.

  • @stephaniehoyland4901
    @stephaniehoyland4901 Год назад +1

    The Jarl is racist, its official

  • @Jimmy_CV
    @Jimmy_CV 5 месяцев назад

    Make this a mod plz

  • @ozanox6700
    @ozanox6700 7 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryueldragonborn4145
    @ryueldragonborn4145 Год назад +1

    How can you be racist against an animal?

  • @pacceli2009
    @pacceli2009 Год назад

    Was that done using which tools?

  • @katooga9749
    @katooga9749 Год назад

    Now do argonians

  • @AnalGravey
    @AnalGravey Год назад

    Honestly, id ĺike to see balgruth and argonian dragonborn