At least he's now a soprano btw since we're starting this chain, 3rd comment!! I'ma jinx your 3k likes hehe 1st is the worst second is the... 3rd is the best and this chicken is now a pro singer
The interlude with the llama and the table saw made me cackle so loud I woke up my cat, especially since the English captions seem so gentle and polite
It sounds like a thing from a show for kids. **character turns to camera** “Will he cry underwater?” **holds head below the surface** “What do you think?”
@@erugurara8235 Clarifying further: there are extensive domestic and international laws concerning imprisonment, the rights of captured combatants and torture. These laws were inconvenient to the United States government during its War on Terror, so it established a secretive prison on foreign soil (Cuba) to circumvent them. It was soon revealed the black site was utilizing various unethical and unlawful torture methods, most infamously waterboarding. Waterboarding involves restraining the prisoner in a prone position, stretching a sheet of plastic wrap over their face and dumping water over it, producing the highly unpleasant sensation of drowning. Prisoners were held indefinitely without trial and with little hope of ever returning home -- as of writing this, there are still 40 prisoners who have been held without trial since the early 2000s.
Ikr they always make that same annoying sound when I'm waterboarding them or forcefully making them drink water sometimes I feel like my teacher just hates me smh
Everytime this Video randomly appears in my Recommendations, it always fills me with Joy, I love sharing the Screenshot I took of “I pour water through his mouth” with people without context.
"He seems thirsty" "So I made him choke on the blood from his ripped off neck" "His favourite is whistling sweets" "So I punched the air out of his lungs and choked him with it as he hyperventilates" Bro wtf
I dont think so, if his doctor can successfully revive some one whose been decapitated id say thata a pretty damn good doctor as no other could do that.
"I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a doctor." "I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a *doctor* ." "like a *doctor* ." *Yes. Definitely what a doctor would do*
"Give a person a water bottle and they will be hydrated for a day Decapitate a person and they will be hydrated for life" Some random dude on the internet probably-
“He doesn’t squeal well. I seem to be drowning him.”
Me: you _seem_ to be??
Lmfao
*p e r h a p s*
@@WowCoolKid-su7ic dudeee i soooooo agree
@@WowCoolKid-su7ic facts
@@WowCoolKid-su7ic wat
"Did you get beautiful singing?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
*"My torture"*
1k Likes and no comments? Well... Everyone is going to hate me for this but....
First reply
U had your first comment/reply at 1k. Now your 2nd reply will be at 2k
At least he's now a soprano btw since we're starting this chain, 3rd comment!! I'ma jinx your 3k likes hehe 1st is the worst second is the... 3rd is the best and this chicken is now a pro singer
Hello :]
4th ;>
@@wat8944 Ah yes
"I feel like I've done something wrong"
Sir, what you're doing is torture.
333 likes
333 is my fav number!
Rip chicken
Wait what the heck I only left for 3 days lmao
Lmao
@@setsurarara Well, Congratulations.
0:22
「おもらしもひどい」ここ本当に拷問のセリフすぎる
The happy music playing behind this doesn’t fit the “I forcefully stuck his head back onto his body” vibes
.. Like a doctor
Uhuhh
I dont really buy that
Wow so many likes!
@@smolbean5845 yesh you deserve them all
@@sweet6459 Aw thank you :)
@@smolbean5845 no problem!
This guy: "If I moisten his throat we will hear his beautiful singing!"
Also this guy: **waterboards chicken**
It sound so pervert in German-
And a lil psychopathic
@@mimorijama1434 que
I don't think chickens love water sports
that was what I was going to say XD
That was so funny
Yeah what kind of torture video did I click on?
"Will he cry underwater?"
"He cried a little."
Oh no...
There was no water to begin with.
That was sad
Why there are only 2 comments
why is that funny tho-
Hi guys, Im the 5th comment of this 11k Botted comment
“Will he cry underwater?” is an absolutely horrifying sentence out of context
“I seem to be drowning him”
Me: THAT’S NOT MOISTENING HIS THROAT THAT’S FLOODING HIS LUNGS
@pekesu so true
Yessir
Same thing
I cast pneumonia
XD
The llama: repeating the noises the chicken is making
The chicken: *don’t you understand you fool I’m calling for help*
Literally me and my brother
LOL
Aether
“Help I am DYING”
“ _hElP i Am DyInG_ 🙄🙄”
@@CoatApple LMAO
“I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a doctor.”
Excuse me?
Yeah like what kind of doctor have you been seeing!???
That’s what my doctor does, you people are weird
I thought that's what everyone learned in med school
@@nicolekratz1129 maybe one that lost his medical license
Edit: please tell me you got this
Y'all got dem cheap doctors who can't afford to re-attach someone neck and it shows😒✋
The interlude with the llama and the table saw made me cackle so loud I woke up my cat, especially since the English captions seem so gentle and polite
"will he cry underwater?"
**Visible drowning noises**
"He cried a little bit"
Ah yes
*visible noises*
@@lemongloves it is made clear
He sounds even sadder than before
LMAO
How does this only have 5 comments
"Children's books are harmless!"
The children's books in my library:
1.2k likes no replies? I'm gonna be the first one then
@@beetchain470 thank you
XD
It do be like that though
5th comment yeah comment before 500 are done
"His throat seems to be dry so I'll just give him some water"
*Proceeds to rip off neck*
I was drinking water while reading this and I promise you that I've been chocking for the past three minutes
@@cabra0693 im sorry...not sorry
off* sorry to be that person mate
@@poopoopants7904 oh gosh i didnt even notice, thanks
@@cabra0693 I was eating and I been coughing 😭
"So i give him water."
*Casually Drowns Chicken*
Yes, that is how any sane person gives water to a chicken.
Add an “in” to the start of the “sane”
1:59
The look in his eye you can tell he's been through hell.
He looks like he's being held hostage
"helppp meeeee...."
Eyes are the window to the soul, my guy
he looks like he has seen- NO witness it all
He is looking into your soul
The chicken looks horrified by the whole experience.
1.6k likes and no reply wow, well now it does!
3K likes and 2 replies.... wow
4k likes and 3 replies
4.1k like and 4 replies
4.4k likes with 5 replies.. mind blowing
"I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a doctor"
"L I K E A D O C T O R"
And that is how he lost his medical license
Buzz lightyear: I have been Batman ever been to medical school.
If I remember the reference right.
*l i k e a d o c t o r*
@@hlebvladimir726 don't forget the part where the doctor stole the skeleton from the patient
@@phantomizerTF2...while the patient was still alive
Llama: **hellish scream**
The RUclipsr: I understand.
“I thrust his neck underwater”
“He screamed”
*silence*
AGEIDBDS I was looking for this comment 🤚😭
Perverts
PFT
Istg ya'll-
@@jinhub2175 bro i see you all the time
“Will he cry underwater? He cried a little.”
*UKULELE NOISES*
LMAO
I love Ukuele
Hahahha
Lol
This gave me the same energy as
"Kurapika is now drowning.. In a indescribable emptiness"
*HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*
"He seems to be drowning."
"Will he cry underwater?"
"I seem to be *drowning* him."
this is fricking cursed
It sounds like a thing from a show for kids.
**character turns to camera** “Will he cry underwater?” **holds head below the surface** “What do you think?”
666th like
Definitely cursed
ruclips.net/video/TVJvGiHOh30/видео.html
With the happy music too
@@juliettegibson9845 Don't hug me I'm scared vibes
0:12 ぐるっときた鳥が鳥肌
The hear turned! looking for his body!
I don’t know why everyone’s saying it’s torture, you just gave him a little rinse
Yeah
Yeah, I give my little brother water this way
@@speedwagon_69 teach me how to reattach his head pls. 🙏
@@neziah3711 yo, that's easy, Just attach the spine with a glue and the sewing the skin is easy
@@speedwagon_69 okay... How do I revive him?
0:11 I lost it when the decapitated head turned around
I was going to say that too xD
“tf are you doing to my body?”
This is both a thriller and comedy (possibly horror for others too) movie we're watching
Lmao
This is pure daylight horror 😂
"He doesn't squeal well. I seem to be drowning him"
Sounds like a transcript from Guantanamo
What is Guatánamo?
@@erugurara8235 a prison. they torture ppl (waterboarding)
@@erugurara8235 Clarifying further: there are extensive domestic and international laws concerning imprisonment, the rights of captured combatants and torture. These laws were inconvenient to the United States government during its War on Terror, so it established a secretive prison on foreign soil (Cuba) to circumvent them. It was soon revealed the black site was utilizing various unethical and unlawful torture methods, most infamously waterboarding. Waterboarding involves restraining the prisoner in a prone position, stretching a sheet of plastic wrap over their face and dumping water over it, producing the highly unpleasant sensation of drowning. Prisoners were held indefinitely without trial and with little hope of ever returning home -- as of writing this, there are still 40 prisoners who have been held without trial since the early 2000s.
@@Eidako Thanks for the history lesson. 😊
口から水入れてうがいさせるところがなんか好き
This person torturing a toy chicken:
The background music: 💖😊🌟💖😊💖
Dang it the likes where almost 666 for a second
I want this video with the Saw theme song in the background now
I'm dying lmao
Sid
Literally
This is blasphemous. And here we see millions of people laughing at this cruelty.
Japanese RUclips is something else and I love it
I could just imagine your brain trembling from this fact...
Yeah the pfp checks out
I've seen worse
ruclips.net/video/FYRFQk2PjO8/видео.html
Yes
"I seem to be drowning him"
"I thrust only his neck in the water"
"He screamed!"
This is legit torture and I cant get enough of it
No it's not and here's a list of reasons why
ruclips.net/video/PXqcHi2fkXI/видео.html
@@reality-fl1sl ruclips.net/video/M9xemgrG9Kg/видео.html
727
@@marenol225 Nani?
“ he seems to be drowning “
この動画好き！
チキンのおもちゃは良いですよね👍大好きです！
This is the type of person my teacher assigns me to in group projects
Lmao
That's a legend group.........you should be proud
We always stay getting the best grades tho
Ikr they always make that same annoying sound when I'm waterboarding them or forcefully making them drink water sometimes I feel like my teacher just hates me smh
@@smolchungus9213 oh my so you are where that one cursed comment post wad from
"i pour water through his mouth."
"i make him gargle."
"even in this state, he does not make any sound."
S a k u r a .
"He seems thirsty"
Meanwhile : Removes the neck out of the body...
unusual, but effective.
1:21HEY！で吹いた
The guy: He seems thirsty
The chicken: *dying noises*
1:34 “Please imitate the sound of the table saw.”
The llama: **eternal screaming**
That part took me the fuck out
Path of pain
yes
thought he would cut off the llamas head when I saw the table saw
@@bread_pitt-s8m SAME LMFAO
the contrast between the relaxing music and a rubber chicken getting its head snapped and waterboarded is beautiful
Bro the water boarded bit killed me as much as this chicken was killed
Lmao
Lol
No ones scared of you
Под такую музыку можно ломать и издеваться над бедной курочкой🐔🚿
0:27 拷問を楽しむ動画主
“Please imitate the sound of a table saw”
*pfroooom*
“I understand•
Lol
727
@@marenol225 wysi
I saw this right when it came
That is my fave part
"he seems thirsty"
*rips off head*
Feels about right
HAHAHAHAH😭
I CAN'T- XD
I seem to be thirsty, please rip off my head
He's not suffering anymore
Ever so casually: *He seems to be drowning*
Ikr
without context this man is just horrifically tormenting this rubber chicken
David Attenborough style✨
Will he cry underwater?
He cried a little.
BUT THATS NOT ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME
@@JavierEscuella1911same even with context
The cheerful background music really adds something special to the video.
... I don't quite know _what_ it adds, but it sure is special.
"He seems thirsty"
*decapitates the chicken*
this comment having 632 likes but 0 comments kinda worry me
“He must be thirsty”
* rips off head *
Me: *nod of approval*
STOP WHY IS THIS SO CURSED😭😭
LMAO😭😭😭😭😭😭
Eh- at this point idk
*LOL 😂*
Lol
The whole video expectations: “I will moisten his throat so we can hear his beautiful singing voice.”
The actual video: *“so I dislocated his neck.”*
*h e s e e m s t o b e d r o w n i n g*
He cried a little.
I p l a y e d w i t h c h i c k e n
*_"i felt like i done something wrong,sorry."_*
lmao
sukuna:You look thirsty
Gojo: gets forcefully ripped apart
You’re laughing. A chicken is getting tortured, and you’re laughing.
sorry
sorry
Rip Chicken
and I still am
RIP THAT CHICKEN AYYYYY😦🔥😩💳💥💳💥
"Why dont you play with the neighbour's kid?"
The neighbour's kid:
If the neighbor’s kid did this, then I’d play with them
Jokes on you.
I am the neighbors kid.
@@rosebud6116 same lol
I’ve seen this comment in a few videos lol, but this is perfect 🤭
Lol
"I seem to be drowning him."
*y-yes, it seems so.*
Man I L O V E drowning him
fuck 2nd reply
Lol
0:11 the chicken's turn always gets me 😂
"I put water in his lower body"
Meanwhile the head casually floating on the water:
👁️👄👁️
@Josephine Lackey he’s just spinning there, MENACINGLY!
@@georginaanbarasi2522 oof
@@georginaanbarasi2522 oof
0:12
"will he cry underwater? He cried a little"
I feel like he's teaching us torture methods
Same tbh
@@acreatorsworld idk about you but iam taking
*same*
The chicken is so traumatized he doesn't event blink... He just have this empty look on his face...
Everytime this Video randomly appears in my Recommendations, it always fills me with Joy, I love sharing the Screenshot I took of “I pour water through his mouth” with people without context.
"I seem to be drowning him."
*So it would seem.*
"He seems thirsty"
**proceeds to decapitate his head**
I mean he it is effective
Maybe we've just misunderstood Al Qaeda's intentions all this time.
My chance to go 727
Wait thats not how yall drink your water?
weird...
"Decapitate his head" bruh....
"He seems thirsty"
"So I made him choke on the blood from his ripped off neck"
"His favourite is whistling sweets"
"So I punched the air out of his lungs and choked him with it as he hyperventilates"
Bro wtf
Even the Foundation thinks this is too much
"i feel like i've done something wrong. sorry"
top 10 biggest understatements of 2021
😭✋🤣🤣🤣
@@roxanagabriela4906 cant blame them
@@roxanagabriela4906 correct, at least I hope so, maybe Bright can give us some insight
The fact he was filling the body with water and the chickens head just turned😭🖐
Everyone: you’re torturing the chicken
Me: wow that’s a really cool llama
I want one!! :0
Right
I want one x2
I want one 3x
You ain't the only one watching the llama XD
"Please imitate the sound of the table saw"
"VRRROOOoooommmmm..."
"I understand"
I DIED OF LAUGHTER?!
i'm dying of laughter going thru this comment section
Same XD
ME TOO😂😂
Lmao same 🤣👏
I need to know what this toy is!
Expectation: beautiful singing of the chicken.
Reality: Ways to murder the chicken.
😂
This comment just hit me-
More like torture methods.
To a serial killer it sounds beautiful, I guess.
LMAOK
0:53 「うrrrrrr!!.....ｳｱｰ」
ほんまに笑える
You're laughing. He's drowning the chicken and you're laughing.
Yes
This is fucking hysterical.
I see that you have reposted an original comment
@@andromedacollapse561 if i did, it wasn't on purpose, sorry abt that
omg yes
why is it so terrifying when he turns to look at his own dismembered body at 0:12
Don't worry the chicken just checked on his body
This whole video freaks me out and I don't know why lol
Don't worry he is only possessed
He freaking knows
This video has the best comment section ever lol
The phrase "I will moisten his throat" gives me chills every time
fr pause
Same
Ayo what are you moisturizing it with 😮
@@Korn_gaming😏😏😏
@@XTEPOit is vanilla yogurt 😏
the subtitles are so casual and so normal while he's torturing the chicken that it just makes me roll on the floor
疲れているからか、初っ端首もぎ取られて「ｸﾞｪｪ」って声出すチキンで涙出るほど笑った
モルダー、あなた疲れてるのよ
お疲れ様です。
明日は月曜日ですが…？
@@さもありなん-p8h きっと土日なんてなかったんや…
楽しそうで何より。
Chicken: *"I tried to scream, but my head was underwater"*
*"it must've been a nightmare"*
These comments are killing me XD
Chicken: I only managed to cry a little.....
Billie ieieiekekkesish
@@bigmother7218 Indeed my friend.
Indeed.
"No chicken has been harmed during the filming"
*inhales..
*LIES!*
"One chicken has been harmed during the filming"
that would be a lie, good sir
The title is euphemism for getting information via water boarding LMAO
"I make him gargle."
"Even in this state, he does not make any sound."
*He might be choking on water, idk*
The happy music doesn't match his psychotic commentary of his own torturing of the rubber animal😂
Lol
This is gold
this video should be called: "torturing a rubber chicken".
Poor chicken...
Min suga you dangerous man
i have found my people
Yes lmao
666 likes ._.
0:40
Poor chicken: *drowns*
Him: Beautiful Singing!
Him: if I moisten his throat I will hear his beautiful singing
Also him: *tortures the chicken*
"I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a doctor"
i dont know what your doctor is doing to to you but i think you need to call the police
I know right 😂
I dont think so, if his doctor can successfully revive some one whose been decapitated id say thata a pretty damn good doctor as no other could do that.
@@scorch2155 Yea but not when the doctor is the person that decaitated you
I WHEEZED LIKE A DYING SEAGULL
“I don’t think this man has been to medical school!”
Guy: "IMITATE THIS ROUND SAW OR ELSE!"
Llama: *intense shivering*
I understand.
@@GlacialSkyfarer i also understand
I too understand this statement.
❌ 2021: Flying Cars
✅ 2021: How to moisture a chicken
chicken and ＥＧＧ
lol
Correction: how to torture a chicken
@@puffy1430 no he just gave him a little sip of water thats all
0:13 “What are you doing to my lower half?”
"I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a doctor."
"I forcefully attach his neck to his body like a *doctor* ."
"like a *doctor* ."
*Yes. Definitely what a doctor would do*
Its not because doctors do it, it’s because he did in the fashion of a doctor, like surgically
Surgeons be like:
Atleast hes alive
Well I know a doctor who can help with that
@@deepfriedcheesecake5976 I SEE SO MANY HAZBIN HOTEL AND HELLUVA BOSS PFPS EHAT
0:52
確実に溺水してる声すぎて声出して笑ったわ
何回みても笑える
なんで知ってるんですかね...
@@メガガブリアス あっ...(察し)
@@新種のパンダ 君のような感のいいパンダは嫌いだよ…
@@メガガブリアス
おはコナン
みさえ
Kurahito: “He seems thirsty”
Also Kurahito: *decapitates him*
Hey you seem kinda thirsty
*grabs a chainsaw* lets fix that
He’ll never be thirsty again
"Give a person a water bottle and they will be hydrated for a day
Decapitate a person and they will be hydrated for life"
Some random dude on the internet probably-
@@ayazahmed2536 give a person a water bottle, they’ll be hydrated for a day.
Drown a person and they’ll be hydrated for a lifetime
@@ayazahmed2536 My ribs are broken thanks to you since you made me laugh too hard 😂😂😂
"I will put water in his lower body"
The way the Chicken slowly turns around to look as if he felt that
00:03 首をもぎとられる断末魔ほんと好き
苦しくなる声で草
Estas bien amigo, necesitas hablar?
I Ceel RUclips Ned to Falk por are RUclips em o ethernet onde is OK Witherspoon me 😊
Oof
Same
This video is disturbing in a way I can’t quite describe, but also hilarious for some reason? Blursed.
It’s distarious
@@poptartsbox beautiful word
I was thinking the same thing
Its chaotic
@@poptartsbox Hilturbing, even
The out of context potential for 1:00 “he screamed! What a mysterious chicken” is incredible
You should write a fanfic where this line is used at least once per chapter, in a different context every time
That would be amazing. I’m doing that.
@@burntfries-gacha7590link?
@@burntfries-gacha7590 ^^
@@burntfries-gacha7590 DO ITTTT
1:34 ｢君にテーブルソーの真似をして欲しい｣
1:42 ｢そうですか｣
やらせるだけやらしといて冷たい対応なの草
ぶrrrrrrrrrrrr
ただの叫び声❗️
黒柳徹子って感じ
そうですかじゃねぇwww
@@temari-6-3書こうとしたら書いてあって草
テーブルソーの音真似してるアルパカと｢そうですか｣のシーンがシュールすぎて好き
XD
@@linyuxuan924 どれの
@@MrsPerkinsJejen 2つ目
XD
@@Rocky-yj5hn 何何sd
0:11 ここ振り向いて自分の胴体に水入れられてるとこ見るの笑う
怖いってw
これ好きw
怖すぎw
ホラーwwwww
めっちゃ笑ったwww
Best craft video on RUclips.
"he seems thirsty"
*proceed to waterboard the chicken*
首をへし折り、水責めにし、悲鳴をあげさせ、溺れさせる…
く、くらひとさんは癒しの人だと思ってたのに狂気の人だった…
ますますハマります←
@コッペパン
ありがとうございます、無事に「Hey!」でオーバーキられました。
@コッペパン
＿人人人人人人人人人人人人＿
＞ ありがとうございます ＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^￣
サイコパス〇垣…
しかも、口の中に無理矢理フエラムネを突っ込む…
@@楽-h2k
ピィピィと泣き(鳴き)わめけ……
Title: “If I moisten his throat, I will hear his beautiful singing.”
*_Yep, this person sounds like a yandere alright._*
O ye
お風呂で水責めしてる時笑いすぎておぼれかけたｗ
I love how he says “he seems to be drowning” so calmly lol
0:57
1:33 モノマネアルパカを切るのかとおもた
それなwww
ワロタ
おんなじ事思ってて草
それ、思いました'`,､(´∀`) '`,､
やる気を無くしたモノマネアルパカ…
海外ニキネキ達、口を揃えて言うのみんな｢拷問｣で草
だったら胴体切断されてるからもう死んでるやん（）
@@KYUBICH. 鶏って首斬られても暫く動くんじゃないの？
@@大木慎太朗 首が無いのに窒息死して亡くなったマイクの話はやめろ
@@リラン たしか実例があった気がする 気になったら調べてみて
ww
The cheerful music in the background makes this entire video diabolical.
“His favorite is whistling sweets.”
*Begins taping the candy to his mouth.*
Its really just like being a good parent.
Lol
Dude I died when he puts the candy on his gently then taped it in speed of lightning bruh- 😂😂😂
meanwhile him: OOOOOOooooo