0:593:13 Fun fact: My dad went to Japan for a while before I was born, where he met my mom. Recently I asked if ads in Japan were like this (I showed him the baby march) and asked "Are advertisements in Japan like this?" He laughed and said yes and talked about the weird dog creature thing and said it haunted his dreams and funnily enough the dog was in this compilation so I showed it to him I forgot what he said after that though Another fun fact: this was made on my birthday
+Carl Frank Haha, lols. they have funny and unique commercials because the Japanese people don't trust a commercial that directly advertises the product, like they do here in the U.S
I actually love it even though I don’t like bananas. His bananas are kinda tasty than regular store bought ones. Even though it’s not good for the environment, I don’t have to buy bananas anymore!
1:28 Okay, this commercial kills me - the way these sausage babies (?) are literally marching to the girl and the way that girl looks at what's happening on her table is hilarious 💀
whatever those things are, i remember them from some gmod mod where if you look away and turn back at them they're closer, sometimes not rotating (with lower pitch audio], and if you do it while they're too close then you die
Who really thought of an ad like this? "Hmm, yeah..oh, and lets add an army of feet looking babies. Yeah, bob, make sure there are 200. Oh and lets do this as...Ooh, A pasta ad!"
@@Germanyyyyyyy They're supposed to resemble tarako, which is just cod roe (cod fish eggs). the "ko" means children, which is probably why it's a bunch of baby cod roes just marching around. Also I love eating them with rice :)
1:28 and here we see a wild flock of immature teletubbies, about 2 weeks old. at this point in the flock, the weaker are beginning to be picked off as only the strong survive to mate with the females. 1:34 the flock assumes a triangle formation, and begins marching toward a human child. attracted by the spaggetii, the teletubbies move slowly toward the child in order to eat for another day. the weak will not get to the prey fast enough, and will be left to starve. this seems to be inefficient, with the amount of eggs produced each mating season this will filter out the weak. the flock will continue on, leaving the weak teletubbies behind. the flock survives for another day. but soon they will hunger. soon they will need more.
2:43 Kpop stans be like “Omg who’s the hotter one??? 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰” Edit: I have grown as a person and now I’m a K-pop enjoyer. Also: I think this comment is cringe my only solace to the knowledge that this comment gained attention is how seeing your past actions as cringe means you have infact grown as a person. Also, apparently when people don’t like your comment but don’t have much to go off of, like to insult profile pictures and come up with, honestly, very bad and generic insults. Neat.
@@reiayanami6290 oh LOL ^u^ I know more about Hamilton the musical than I know about the real guy because my social studies teacher made us learn about it instead of teaching us the real stuff form the books. Yeah, I went to _THAT_ school
0:02 I'm fench and I can assure that he's saying "c'est le beau poulet" which mean "that's the beautiful chicken"
Oui
Enfin à la base il voulait dire « c’est le bordel » je pense
@@tommadaleno9729 j'en sais rien et c'est le fait que même en étant français je comprends rien qui me fait autant rire
Sel vous plaît
Interesting
2:43 germs when the food is on the floor for 5 seconds
XD underrated
Lmfao
😂😂😂
Why does they looks like the pog champ dude?
The Chocoball commercial is my fave
1:27 Didn't want to sleep tonight anyway....
this made me laugh too much 😂
It made me laugh but it’s still creepy
Or ever.
OML
Yep
0:55 that banana man flying away kills me every time
Same
Me too
Lol 💀
I AM DOLE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN said the narrator of the commercial calmly
That add made me happier than any girl ever will
1:27 *Germans invading Poland* (1939) (colorized)
Lmao
yes
😂😂
defok
Yep
I wish all the RUclips ads were like this
Why do i agree?
Yet instead we get dumb nonfunny tik tok shit
@@gothica3605 lol true 😂
I would actually sit and watch the ads
@@syd5099 same, i would't skip the add
As a Japanese person I can clarify you that this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Oh really?
Oh, are you?
hello! yes television is very weird here! haha!
@@fuyumi4309 what do you guys call commercial/ads in Japan as I’d love to see even weirder ones
We love you Japan dont ever change!
0:59 3:13 Fun fact: My dad went to Japan for a while before I was born, where he met my mom. Recently I asked if ads in Japan were like this (I showed him the baby march) and asked "Are advertisements in Japan like this?" He laughed and said yes and talked about the weird dog creature thing and said it haunted his dreams and funnily enough the dog was in this compilation so I showed it to him
I forgot what he said after that though
Another fun fact: this was made on my birthday
A month before me bro
🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
@@Doyoulovewaffle cap
C A P CUH AH PUH CAP CAP@@duyguncihangurman9895
123
So are Japanese naturally high or do they pump weed in their environments
+Carl Frank dude nobody in the world is normal.
lol
its actualy true. if you dont belive start beliving think.
+Carl Frank
Haha, lols. they have funny and unique commercials because the Japanese people don't trust a commercial that directly advertises the product, like they do here in the U.S
thats why i love japan.
1:34 my reaction to the entire thing
Mine was just pure terror
@@dogsshouldnotbevegan4699 same bro
LMAOO THESE COMMENTS
Fr
*my reaction to fnaf tapes IS the litteraral same*
1:28 ~ how teachers expect us to walk out the building during a fire drill.
@• Moon • I'M DYING I CAN'T WITH THESE COMMENTS-
1:35 when the students actually meet their expectations
@• Moon • 2:43
LMFAOAOA
@• Moon • yes lol
0:18 why’s he giving me a devious look
Japan: anime, advanced technology, originality, ninjas & samurais, fascinating history
Also Japan:
i guess this is the "originality" part
I’m Japanese and watch Japanese television.
I watch Japanese commercials everyday
@@thedjguy4535 lol
XD
you forgot the "colonizer" part
1:28 Attack On Titan - the rumbling simplified
The colossal titans on there way to kill everyone
LMAOOOO
Whyyyyyy XD
Everyone: 1:34
I dont get it since I don't watch it
Friend: I dreamed of my crush.
My dreams:
so ur dream was about BANANA and DOG, SAUCE, Ramen, Rangers with MILK, PIZZA, Mario Gameboy, Chocolate Ball
@@cockdepartment6610 yes
Fr
I dreamed about dating friend last night and it was so weird😭😭😭
0:43 i hate when a random man vomits bananas on me and flys away
Same bro it’s so annoying
I actually love it even though I don’t like bananas. His bananas are kinda tasty than regular store bought ones. Even though it’s not good for the environment, I don’t have to buy bananas anymore!
3:04
He went from the happiest boy to empty inside in mere seconds.
Like me
He was happy until he thought: “wait... what am i doing with life..?”
I’m more Concentrated on the guy whos face is like hes having a massage going down a slide
Bruuuuuh!
xD
*he didnt saw you laugh*
if youtube ads were like this i wouldn’t skip them
True that
Totally true I would never skip them if they were like this video hahah
Yes
lol
same
2:43 it’s look like something that I watched when I was 5
I would not be be surprised if I did and I've never even been to japan
XD
Hi there frog
Yes it does
@@XxUf0K1ttyxX chicken
1:34 Wow that was my childhood favourite!! I was singing it in kindergarten! Great to watch it again!
I can see why it was your childhood favorite.
i cant be the only one who thinks that song is a banger i swear
01:26 Florencia and Amanda sang it together when we were making a Tarako comercial in Dreams
0:21 u can tell they all didn't beat the game
@Mintets are u Toga
I lost the game
2:43 *Chernobyl after the nuclear explosion*
XDDD
2:01 Chernobyl during the nuclear explosion
Yeesh, Chernobyl went through a whole character arc.
New Zealand after a nuclear war
Meanwhile in Fukushima...
0:14 those zesty ahh faces 😭
*That moment when you realize that you voluntarily watched four minutes and eleven seconds worth of ads*
....What..... have we done?!
well, its not my fault that the ads that i see are borings
Wait-no....NOOOOO
consommez panchi
Wow
1:12 imagine this running towards you at full speed on the street at 2am
More like 1:27
*I would welcome the fellow furry with open arms.*
I wouldn't want to sleep anymore
@@V3ssyw3ssy XDD I'm a furry myself but that thing is... terrifying-
meme pan jeep
1:27 *f e t u s a r m y*
They chant towards the pasta
Fetus vs child
F e t u s m a r c h i n g o r d e r s
That’s what I was thinking
Sausage babies
0:34 Wow that was my childhood favourite! Great to watch it again
Well, your absolute childhood favorite you say is GOAT 👍❤
@@TwinkleTalez Consome Panchi is GOAT ♑♑♑
@@duyguncihangurman9895 ...ok? He's creepy
@@duyguncihangurman9895 but he's creepy...
1:28 Okay, this commercial kills me - the way these sausage babies (?) are literally marching to the girl and the way that girl looks at what's happening on her table is hilarious 💀
whatever those things are, i remember them from some gmod mod where if you look away and turn back at them they're closer, sometimes not rotating (with lower pitch audio], and if you do it while they're too close then you die
yeah.
I think they’re baby carrots or something
For more context, these little guys are tarako (pollock roe), with little kewpie heads in them (doll).
“Ganandorf Ganandorf tootsie dam tootie dam”
2:43 has to be everyone's favorite, XD
notting is wrong with it right
Chocoboooruuuu
Kitty Tail Omg ye
Kitty Tail Omg it is
Kitty Tail Omg mines the last one
3:05 depression face
That's me when I hear a non-funny reddit joke:
If 2020 was a Emotion
@@FreshLemon9 am I dirty minded?????
@@phosonthemoon2380 oh n-
That's the face of me watching the video
0:55 My father leaving for milk:
3:04 when someone eats the pizza rolls
@『IMMEASURABLE HEAVƎN』 *but I am you*
Lol
I like how that guy goes :) :) :D :(
:D
|:/
More like 1:19
1:28 *now, ladies and gentlemen, we see prototype Beanos.*
Baby Beans
YES I WAS GONNA COMMENT SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!!
@@lose_somebraincells2578Babeans
:/ Station
@@waterman4633 *but Jit ate the pizza rolls but there are none*
me: mom can we get power rangers?
mom: no we already have power rangers at home
power rangers at home: 2:12
Even better
lollllllllll
red: THE FAT
blue: THE
yellow: LET HER EAT AIR
pink: E-GIRL
green: d r u g s
Technically speaking they are Power Rangers
Im the Quiet one
2:43 チョコボールのCM懐かしすぎて面白すぎる w wめちゃ好き
👍❤
私はあなたに同意します
@@TwinkleTalez Imagine having nightmares
Oishiku tanoshiku sukoyakani
Delicious, fun and healthy 😅
@@Nepalrarw16 the end 3:39? 😂
Therapist: baby carrot army doesn’t exist, they can’t hurt you
Baby carrot army:
1:28
1:28 is Tarakong or Haracong whatever you call it
@@itsmatthew476 Tarako
wait those are carrots?
@@yoitsyaboyawesome no
this feels like trying to visualize a dream, only remembering what the plot was
"one time i had a dream that there was marching carrots with faces"
“One time I had a dream of giant a giant bird and humans with bird faces playing on a playground”
“did I tell you that one dream I had where a guy with a banana moustache shot bananas from his nose and flew away using banana wings?”
“I think I had a dream where a bunch of people were dancing and shack was in the middle and had pizza.”
2:16
“Why are we still here, just to suffer.”
Me looking at the teacher in math class
Who really thought of an ad like this? "Hmm, yeah..oh, and lets add an army of feet looking babies. Yeah, bob, make sure there are 200. Oh and lets do this as...Ooh, A pasta ad!"
3:05 you Kured your last Chocoboru, kid
Mo rin ga ra
OH NO
He looks dead inside lol
Kuekuekuechocoboru
When you run out of chocoboru
1:28 How to prepare for a Godzilla attack
Xd xd xd
hire cursed teletubbies
Why does it looks like cursed Teletubbies?
I’m actually being Godzilla for Halloween
TANACON, TANACON!
Me during the entire video:
* confused laughter *
MEE HAAHHHAHAH
My laugh was hard to explain it was like *aeh AEH*
@@goldleck Liv Tyler
Rivulet horizon 😅
Honestly, I would react the same as the girl if 100 mouse-sized Japanese babies marched into my food.
1:28 is something I’m weirdly drawn to. It’s so out of context. So random and bizarre. I like it. Maybe it’s the music
Put youre in the army now over it
It's very Danny Elfman-esque. I don't blame you. It's one of my favorites.
It means “lots of cod roe”
the music is actually amazing lol
fr
1:35 i love the way that the child gasps
Face of depression
So blurry can you have one in high-quality
This is fleeing ftom baby cheetos moment:
Nah he just pogging
°👄°
1:28 The Sausage Babies: **Coming Out**
The Kid: 👁️👄👁️
"sausage babies" have me dying over here
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Why didn’t I grow up with ads like this we NEED THIS BACK
1:29
Ah yes I remember having that toy . That’s exactly what happens when I ate pasta.
@@junemy5418 it’s just a small toy with a keychain (I think)
When the Impostor has a gang! 😳
@@Geust66 When the impostor tries to be funny! 😳
2:34
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
2:42 I replayed this so many times and I can't stop laughing
LMAO
Me too :P
3:04 the face of regret
The Shipper da fuq is that
LMAO ME TOO!!!!!!
A grown biker dude is sitting at a restaurant playing Mario Kart DS, and the waitress is still awaiting his order.
He has my respect.
Lol
Oh no come on !
It’s staged
@@ArmedBread r/woooosh
1:28 ok this part, bro some baby red fingers just marched up to the young girl💀😭
Edit: ok why are they both weird and cute😭💀
Lmao
fingers? 💀 (idk what they are tbh-)
@@Germanyyyyyyy They're supposed to resemble tarako, which is just cod roe (cod fish eggs). the "ko" means children, which is probably why it's a bunch of baby cod roes just marching around. Also I love eating them with rice :)
u can also hear the voiceover singing "taaarakooo, taaarakoo" if you listen closely
1:34
everyones talking about the baby carrots but no one is talking about how shocked the person is
He's not even shocked, he's souless
@@Bootymcdonald His soul left him and got goosebumps after the soul saw these weird looking sussy among us babies
@Aya He is clearly possesed
Oh those are carrots 💀
@@child_clausThose carrots have been made more lively😊
1:34 this is my reaction
accurate to all of us
True
1:35 the kid was flabbergasted.
1:33
CALLED THE BOSS BABY (OMG HE ANSWERED!)
LEGOMAN 2 lol
he literally did to me. when since the movie came out lmao
*w h i c h o n e*
**NOT CLICKBAIT!!!**
these will be in my "japanese commercials i think of a lot" playlist
THIS IS WHAT MY BRAIN LOOKS LIKE ON THE INSIDE
{NOnegen} *SLAM* "This is your brain on drugs."
*smashing everything* "AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR LOVED ONES, YOUR FUTURE, YOUR CAREER"
Moe Girl "any questions?"
Yeeesss
Leaked footage of Japanese citizens after Nagasaki and Hiroshima were nuked.
2:43 the last brain cells u have after watching morgz
ok
Lmao
I almost spitted out my drink
@@notpxpyt Let me guess its....
#yesmilk
@@alucozadebottle4423
No it was water
1:28 the germs on the floor invading that one crumb
The person is the crumb
*W H E E Z E* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL INVADEING GOOD GERMS
Its like the boss baby
Agreed
1:48 I can’t explain…
They look like sonny angels 😭😭😭
1:29 When Stalin's forces marched to take back Stalingrad from the German forces during Operation Barbarossa
fr
Daddy, the dog turned humanoid and ate all the chips...
Dad: Seriously? This is the 3rd time this week!
Dog becomes furry
Regular dog turns anthro
I hate when it happens
LMBO
0:37 HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IM DYING
Why does it look like EDP445
is that don pollo?
0:42 ye
0:49 .
@@brokenibrahim32plusyes
1:06 my man looks traumatized
2:43 my last brain cells trying to plan out my whole entire future at 3 am in the morning
Lmao
Kuekuekuechocoboru
Pog
@@imatoshiiNawh💀💀💀
1:28 MHA fans on their way to riot because their ship didn't become canon
LMAOOO 💀💀
Yesh 😂
OMG TOODIEROOKIE X IZUKU KAMAKUR- I MEAN MIDORYIA OMGOMGOMG
Two characters: * make eye contact for 1 millisecond *
Fandom: *S H I P*
MHA in a nutshell
The anime: cool characters
The fandom: SHIP, YESSSS A SHIP
1:12
No one:
My sleep paralysis demon at 3am:
LMFAO
BEST COMMENT LOL
Yare yare daze
@@pixeldoll. is that a JoJo's reference
I saw that on like a scary website no joke
2:43 looks like the cartoons I saw in 2018
1:27 that looks like a red creepy beanos
AGDPOFS
babeanos
Hamedo hamedo.
Oh my -
Its a cult
I love how this is 7 years old and it fits GEN Z humor really well
9 now lol
@@EggoFr the point still stands. Besides, many of these ads are even older, some going back to the 90s
Men
The Japanese are ahead of us in the West.
11 now..
2:43 My last braincells when doing the exam
So true lol
why is this so fuckin true
Who can understand what he’s saying
@@brainfreeze3793 not me that’s for shure
@@brainfreeze3793 I think their just saying the snacks name
Consome Panchi is a legend.
2:43 This song has been living rent free in my head for the past 7 years
Same..
KuEay kuEAy KUEaY KuEAy
SAME
Sounds like it's saying Chocobo
@@B4nanabelle i think it sounds like “Chocoball”
1:28 12 year olds on their way to bully a child because it said it didn't play minecraft
*W H E E Z E*
😂
you better play minecraft or ur dead
Lmfao
@AutumnLeafOfficial *#lmfao*
0:55 who died when he flew off like dat?
Lmao me
Lol me XD
DIS PART THOA!LOLLLLLLLLL!!!
lmao me
I did hahaha 😂😂😂
3:42 his face 😂🗿🗿🗿
1:28
and here we see a wild flock of immature teletubbies, about 2 weeks old. at this point in the flock, the weaker are beginning to be picked off as only the strong survive to mate with the females.
1:34
the flock assumes a triangle formation, and begins marching toward a human child.
attracted by the spaggetii, the teletubbies move slowly toward the child in order to eat for another day.
the weak will not get to the prey fast enough, and will be left to starve. this seems to be inefficient, with the amount of eggs produced each mating season this will filter out the weak.
the flock will continue on, leaving the weak teletubbies behind.
the flock survives for another day. but soon they will hunger.
soon they will need more.
LOL
Lmao
Did they eat the child or the spaghetti? 😳
????
@@ermwhatthesigma4500 as someone who watched the Teletubbies when they were six, I can safely assume they ate the child
"how'd you like your spaghetti"
"floating please"
It’s 2:48 AM and I laughed so hard-
@@olivis.492 *K i m i g a y o w a*
i would not be using adblock in japan
Wtf
same! haha
KajcsiEntertainment. remaking those ad would be possible
1:14 Absolute nightmare fuel
1:00 I'm having nightmares with this dog, help me.
1:11 watch this over and over it willhelp
@Cam Jago No problem :D
@@crispycornflakes7850 my friend fainted
Its so ugly
Why it's not creepy
Nobody:
The ants under my bed: 1:28
@ok and I oop
@ok
@@beyndavrg3037 wdym
@@beyndavrg3037 :(
First time i ever saw someone who replied on a comment make their own comment on the same video
1:11 Imagine your dog evolved two legs and walked like this-
Aaaaa nooOoOi FUUU
✨ W H A T ✨
NO NO NOPE NUH UH
duck season is a reason why that shouldn’t happen
Congratulations! You dog evolved into SATAN
Ah yes my favorite commercial, "Hoto 😳 Mario 😏"
Therapist: Baby carrot maggots aren't real, they can't hurt you.
Baby carrot maggots: 1:41
I think those are Russian doll thingies
The kid is scarred for life
According to google they’re a combination of fish and a kewpie doll
@@Starii_64 welp i just had to google it, and that kinda makes sense... although idk what they've been smoking to think fish look like that XD
The kid is scared
1:27 THAT IS NOT FUNNY, THAT IS GIVEING ME NIGHTMARE
(IwI)(IwI)(IwI) (IwI) (IwI)
(O) (O) (O) (O) (O)
wtf with that commercial? 😂😂😂
Yes ur true that is giving me nightmares
....why and whats happening why theres just alotta why
They dint get the MILK
"All dreams have meanings"
My dreams:
2:43 this is definitely my dreams
@@koiyune ugh
2:09 I hope that was my dreams
@@مشمشة why is Uwa one no voice?
@@مشمشة Uwa one no voice....
And also
1:28 that was my Tarako dreams but Ramen of Tarako
The voice for the american boy in the hot mario bros ad was NAILED.
dude I remember watching this years ago and I cannot tell you how hard I was laughing
the uploader of this video wants to know you're appreciated
1:27 when ant's are going to steal food from a picnic
Line
Lol
1:18 when i see her hanging out with her "Friend"
I FELT THAT
* 1:20
*P A N C H I*
@@amogus4933*P A N C H I and also what is with all of this in your name?
"what is the opposite of women, noodle bodybuilder?"
3:42 "men"
1:31 What the hell happened to babies.
The crocks replaced their bodys
Or someone put the wii remote covers on 200'000 fetuses
They are cheetos
They were possessed
r/cursedcomments
Americans: The Japanese are the most intelligent.
Japanese:
We're right
I feel like they are 4 parallel universes ahead of the rest of the world, I mean look at this stuff or simple minds can not truly understand it.
え、、
Except they made things a lot Weird but Funny
2:42
2:43 Kpop stans be like “Omg who’s the hotter one??? 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰”
Edit: I have grown as a person and now I’m a K-pop enjoyer. Also: I think this comment is cringe my only solace to the knowledge that this comment gained attention is how seeing your past actions as cringe means you have infact grown as a person. Also, apparently when people don’t like your comment but don’t have much to go off of, like to insult profile pictures and come up with, honestly, very bad and generic insults. Neat.
Lol!
UR GOING TO BRAZIL
Cringe
I don’t mean to sound like *that* kind of guy, but first of all... the joke... it’s unoriginal. And Korea’s a completely different place in Asia.
@@KindaOkayArtist I shall appreciate this, have a like
the last one was the most funniest and coolest i was laughing so hard 🤣🤣
2:43 every time there's a new kid at school:
Quack quack quack chocobaru
Preschoolers going to ask said kid their favourite colour-
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? YOU TURN INTO CHOCOLATE BALLS AND START SINGING AND FORM A CONGA LINE WHEN YOU SEE THE NEW KID????
Yes
what
1:20 they’re zooming in like that dog is something ominous
He's having Vietnam flashbacks
He/she has remembered the children he/she had ate
Œ
@@jasonneveau2891 and he lives to regret it
He ate daddy’s special sugar
2:37 Angelica after Eliza literally just stole her future husband:
Noice 👌
Your pfp. Its beautiful.
Angelica Pickles and Eliza thornberry? 0_0 what?
@@jocelynecupcake nah, it's from Hamilton. My friend is so obsessed with it :((
@@reiayanami6290 oh LOL ^u^ I know more about Hamilton the musical than I know about the real guy because my social studies teacher made us learn about it instead of teaching us the real stuff form the books. Yeah, I went to _THAT_ school
1:04 this ad scares me