I'm currently grinding Witcher 3 and this video was the best thing I saw the past days!! almost shit my pants - and the jokes are even better after playing the game for a while :D Thank you dude
Drake Smith I didn't like sitting inside the fucking cave when the werewolf were comming in with his godamn pack.Also my Cat went out the moment he walked in... pitch black and howls is all I remember...
Guys...thank you very much for the positive response for this video. I wasn't expecting all this love and i was even going to hold (or even scrap) a Metal Gear Solid V Parody that i already wrote to be published in September...but i wasn't sure if i could do it. But since this video seems to be going good, i'm very hopeful i will start working on this new parody as soon as i can for you guys. Thanks again for everything, i love you all! : )
Bitter Strike! Cartoons author , can you send me the text of the remarks with the heroes of this video.my friend from Russia wants to transfer your videos into Russian.Here is my email umonikov@mail.ru. P.S very cool movie , if Russian voice , your channel will become popular) ) Grigory
Bitter Strike! Cartoons un momento ora mi sono accorto che hai fatto anche deus ex human revolution,mio dio quello mi era piaciuto tantissimo mi scuso che non mi ero iscritto prima,rimedio subito
Also a clarification about the Chess scene: I decided to go for the "chess game" joke instead of Gwent because i wanted to make a double joke about "beating the king of the wild hunt" and "beating the king, intended as the Chess Piece itself". Hope you understand what was my decision process! Thanks. : )
Bitter Strike! Cartoons Actually it's funny because when you fight him in witcher 1, the king says ''Draw your sword'' and Geralt's answer was ''I thought you'd suggest chess''!!!!
@@Kelbonobo yes.. I don't know why my time stamp is off actually. I think I was trying to change the timestamp on a different comment and went back to look for it baked and put it on this one by accident lol, only thing I can think of.
It's funny to me because I have noticed the combat music a couple of times when I was non-heroically chopping dogs and such. I actually mockingly sang along. So yeah, it's great but also abundant.
LMFAO!! xD omg i lost my head at the Ciri part and the sandwicher xD!! "Why is it always windy inside" lolz god, i swear if this was a normal series thatwas 15 or 20 minutes long per episode, id freaking die happy ASF xD. this is pure GOLD, swear, you are so amazing at these cartoons!!
maxsonly replay the 1st game. After the Jakov'es death the king of wild hunt appears and you can chose to fight with him. King: "You dare to resist me? Release your sword!" Geralt:" I already afraided that you will propose chess game"
2:36 to 3:17 LMAO, I did the exact same thing. And that dungeon was a pain in the arse indeed. A complete novice in the game at that point: didn't know that my weapons could break, didn't know that i needed food so much just to survive.. It was a horrible experience, everytime I was with Keira it was a relieve because she could defend the pitiful unprepared Witcher, lol
"I have been feeling quite lonely here..." "..." *Gulp* "I was wondering..." *Geralt's Witcher pendant climbs up the lady* "YEAH ??" "If you see this man in Novigrad, can you tell him to pay me a visit ? He's so cute and so romantic ! Thank you Geralt ! Bye !" *Closes the door* I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude, i already saw a lot of videos. I watched bad videos,good videos,great videos and this wonderful video. I can't even tell how good this video was.And by the way,congrats man.
oooo Dude, great job. This is the second best parody of The Witcher I've ever seen in my life - respect it. you also have a great sense of humor. A piece of solid work, best regards 🤌🤔😎👊
+Serh Jwerg but if they don't play it then what are they watching and judging this video for? watch it, sure, but why judge it when you don't know what it's about? illogical that is.
Just use the beastiary. They're easy to kill when using the right decoctions, spectre oil and some yrden sign casts. Moondust bombs are even more effective in the long run than yrden, unless you go for a sign based build. But if we're talking about looks, vibe and overall creep factor, then i'd also rather avoid them. Especially wraiths like pesters and nightwraiths.
i was just 'They're gunna use the phone arn't they... here it comes. ANNNNNNND THERE IT IS. i'm out of here i just threw my hands up in the air goin' OH FFS
Had to take a trip down memory lane since I've been replaying this idk how many times at this point and damn it shez..... genius 😂 so relatable each scene 🤣
This video needs to get some sort of award. I'm playing the game right now, and I think every element parodied in this video is on point. I laughed out loud at Geralt killing those background musicians. So fucking cathartic! I especially hate it when I'm galloping through some beautiful countryside, and the music starts up and completely spoils the tranquility. I mean, it's great music, but know when to fucking give it a rest, game!
@@thomash4578 But that's retarded, cause then you cannot appreciate the game as its fully intended to be experienced. Unless you are not a music person.
The music with SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GET WORK DONE HERE! is how i felt when doing the crossover quest over on monster hunter:world with the gajalaka chief the leshens theme was awsome though
"this dungeon was a Pain in the arse"
i can 100% relate
it's nothing compared to skyrim dungeons
Every dungeon is a pain in the arse
It wasn't that hard tbh
@@rockmatt9406
*Morrowind dungeons.
Some of those dungeons are way more complex and difficult than they need to be.
ever tried on death march?
I'll open my own fastfood and I will name it "The SandWitcher: Wild Hunger"
Make a spicy sandwich called Igni
yay, rotten meat sandwiches, just what we need ;D
And one with many beans and call it Aard.
Okay that was funny😂😂
Levels of spice must go from *name of the easiyest game mode* to blood swezt and tears
I died when his medallion ran up her chest "yeah?!?!" Hahaha
tht was funny.
🤣🤣 my favorite moment
That medallion got all the action...lol
When This channel finally uploads:
*Y E A*
@@traveltheuniverz that little lucky basterd
Geralt: Seriously?
Me: CIRIously?
Kill me
🤯
@@arthurpetrin3653 ok
Honest trailer intesifies
Cereal. The ManBearPig was real
I'm currently grinding Witcher 3 and this video was the best thing I saw the past days!!
almost shit my pants - and the jokes are even better after playing the game for a while :D
Thank you dude
Congratulations on getting 69 likes. Oh, and also nice.
@@boogiesarcade haha Thank you Buddy
You're welcome
I searched up something different and found this instead
😂😂🤣💪👍
3:32 Geralt's humming the Game of Thrones music. Don't think we didn't notice.
Probably thinking he'd rather be in that fantasy; there's probably more tits in it.
I was looking for it in the comments
Kishore Rabha Thanks for not stealing it.
Kira you got 666 like good for you
The Jingo No one gives a fuck!
I lost it at "ciri"
liked at "sandwitcher"
and subbed at "huma"
sandwitchar
Its uma
"HELL NO, I'M NOT FUCKING WITH GHOSTS." I say the exact same thing every I have a Wraith Contract or mission.
Drake Smith Wraith are the worst really, I'll take any werewolf, katakan or wyvern instead.
Drake Smith just use Yrden, you little brat
Tрaйфoрцэ Or Wraith Oil. Or both.
It's not a power thing it's a fear thing
Drake Smith I didn't like sitting inside the fucking cave when the werewolf were comming in with his godamn pack.Also my Cat went out the moment he walked in... pitch black and howls is all I remember...
I love how Geralts horse is so cracked out cause of all the axii Geralt uses on him
Accurate, we need a Hearts of Stone, and Blood and Wine animation. This is gr8
"Quest completed 'this dungeon was a pain In the ass' Haha I had the exact same experience
#relatable
Omg that FUCKING elemental. It took mr an HOUR to beat it. I was at lvl 6! Oh and Thereazane? IT TOOK ME 4 HOURS! AT LEVEL 13. I HATE ELEMENATALS.
Guys...thank you very much for the positive response for this video. I wasn't expecting all this love and i was even going to hold (or even scrap) a Metal Gear Solid V Parody that i already wrote to be published in September...but i wasn't sure if i could do it. But since this video seems to be going good, i'm very hopeful i will start working on this new parody as soon as i can for you guys. Thanks again for everything, i love you all! : )
Bitter Strike! Cartoons M8.. This video is the best fan-made animation i've seen in a looooong while.. Good job!!
Bitter Strike! Cartoons author , can you send me the text of the remarks with the heroes of this video.my friend from Russia wants to transfer your videos into Russian.Here is my email umonikov@mail.ru.
P.S very cool movie , if Russian voice , your channel will become popular) )
Grigory
Paragon Thank you man, that's so nice!
Bitter Strike! Cartoons che bello vedere animatori e videomaker italiani cosi bravi.
davvero bello
Bitter Strike! Cartoons un momento ora mi sono accorto che hai fatto anche deus ex human revolution,mio dio quello mi era piaciuto tantissimo
mi scuso che non mi ero iscritto prima,rimedio subito
Omfg the necklace killed me. XD that was awesome.
casey O I've felt like the necklace many times.
casey O its from ultimate dog teaser
"Geralt, thank you for clearing this dungeon FOR me"
lmao that caught me of guard xD
4:22 That wolf medallion should really consider himself lucky, wish the wolf medallion were fattened up or at least inflatable, though
Wtf and why does this have 34 likes u weirdos
Think before you comment
Wtf lol
@@lolbotomy Um, he did, this was his conclusion
4:17
- I was wondering...
- Yeah ????
X'D Perfect
"Whoa.. Easy Roach" was probably spoken by Geralt himself. Unbelievebly close. Nice work.
"rated mm for mature motherf***ers" the way he say it always gets me😂 hahaha
:D
I'm 13 but who cares
@@artoriatheabysswalker1451 18*
0:17 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! look at link's face omg
"Sandwitcher"...
"Quest Completed: Entered the friend zone" damn son I know that feel.
Also a clarification about the Chess scene: I decided to go for the "chess game" joke instead of Gwent because i wanted to make a double joke about "beating the king of the wild hunt" and "beating the king, intended as the Chess Piece itself". Hope you understand what was my decision process! Thanks. : )
Bitter Strike! Cartoons Molto bello complimenti davvero !
Bitter Strike! Cartoons I thought it was a reference to The 7th Seal
Bitter Strike! Cartoons Also do a parody of Uncharted games ;) PLEASE!! Subscribing!
***** It's also a reference to that!
Bitter Strike! Cartoons Actually it's funny because when you fight him in witcher 1, the king says ''Draw your sword'' and Geralt's answer was ''I thought you'd suggest chess''!!!!
I just died when i saw the pic of dandelion... you made my day :D
Glad i made your day man! And Dandelion is a funky guy ;'D
1:09 I can't accept this. He's crying! No way.
No no.. he's... ""crying""
Roach panicking was a disturbing hint at what Geralt does to relieve his sexual frustation.🤫🤫🤫
I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that
@@Danzigx yeah poor roach.
Oh what a fucking fuck....
Geralt is a game of thrones fan i see :P ( hes whistling the intro theme )
koil1990 yeah i noticed it too :D brilliant!
goatman86 Me too, haha.
koil1990 Ha i knew i wasn't imagining things !
koil1990 This game really reminds me the Game of Thrones!
***** In the game hmm maybe , i haven't completed it yet , but i won't be surprised if there are few easter eggs
3:34 Damn you Geralt! Wrong theme!
2:35 "This dungeon was a pain in the arse"
HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
4:49 I LOVE THE WITCHER 1'S ENDING REFERENCE :DDD
4:49 "now that's what I call alchemy... 😮 yeahhh......" that part made me laugh more than it should have lol
5:54
@@Kelbonobo yes.. I don't know why my time stamp is off actually. I think I was trying to change the timestamp on a different comment and went back to look for it baked and put it on this one by accident lol, only thing I can think of.
@@Smokin_Snowman oh ok
Dude, great work on this, this was hilarious!
Curtis Dominguez Thank you so much man! :)
when he killed the animator was soooo funny
Noooooooooo! XD
R.I.P Matthew
LMFAO! "3mins 40secs later" XD Exactly what I did while playing. I needed some water while playing this game, cause I was THIRSTYYYYY!
5:17 OMG Roach's eyes xD
Axia was still. 💫🐴
4:15 always cracks me up. 😂
same xD
This is the best witcher 3 video ive ever seen
+Patrick WolfLight Thanks man! I'm happy you appreciated it.
Hey! Why do you kill the Musicians? The Music is Great on the game...even the screaming lady...yeah...
I absolutely love the soundtrack, every minute of it. I made that scene because it's just funny ;)
That's Awesome! Any chance for a Bloodborne parody?
I'd love...but first dark souls 3. Bloodborne could be a short video but right now i can't do short stuff cause i don't have the budget!
It's funny to me because I have noticed the combat music a couple of times when I was non-heroically chopping dogs and such. I actually mockingly sang along. So yeah, it's great but also abundant.
It’s more about breaking the 4th wall. The music is something we hear, not the characters.
That Catface on Geralt just killed me! I actually laughed out loud instead of blowing out air of my nouse faster than usual. Thank you sir!
another great channel discovered, keep up the great work
Thank you Quentin!
His accent makes everything he animates so damn charming it kills me
Did anyone else see Link in the background in the beginning? Lmao.
*link* Uhh, well, THAT doesn't happen every time I poke something
+Mad Gamer The Nintendo character.
yeah
*****
Lol, gg.
lol i did too
that part with the fucking necklace was funny as hell
his locket climbing up like that and saying "Yeah" was toooooo much hilarious...
LMFAO!! xD omg i lost my head at the Ciri part and the sandwicher xD!! "Why is it always windy inside" lolz god, i swear if this was a normal series thatwas 15 or 20 minutes long per episode, id freaking die happy ASF xD. this is pure GOLD, swear, you are so amazing at these cartoons!!
"This dungeon was a pain in the arse"
I felt that in my S O U L
this is the funniest w3 parody ive seen nice touch with the wolf necklace .hilarious
Anyone else catch that part where Geralt whistled that game of thrones theme song?
yea
Sunomeow yeah 😂😂😂😂
Sunomeow amen
Sunomeow Yes. Why do you ask?.
No, it wasn't obvious at all wow can't believe you guys saw it
Your Back!
Assassino275 Hell, to the f*ck, YES.
Assassino275 You're or You are. Unless you are talking about his back.
Ismaelkf Its the internet. Not a fucking Essay.
Assassino275 An essay has to be at least 100 words, you wrote 2.
Ismaelkf Exactly. Its NOT a Essay.
Actually THE BEST random channel I’ve found
Finally! Been looking for this for ages!
It would've been better if they were playing Gwent instead of chess, but overall, great video mate!
Chess.. Cause he'd beat The KING of the wild hunt.. No you didn't get it XD
maxsonly replay the 1st game. After the Jakov'es death the king of wild hunt appears and you can chose to fight with him.
King: "You dare to resist me? Release your sword!"
Geralt:" I already afraided that you will propose chess game"
4:43 Quest Complete! Entering the Friendzone Hahahahaha
2:36 to 3:17 LMAO, I did the exact same thing. And that dungeon was a pain in the arse indeed. A complete novice in the game at that point: didn't know that my weapons could break, didn't know that i needed food so much just to survive.. It was a horrible experience, everytime I was with Keira it was a relieve because she could defend the pitiful unprepared Witcher, lol
"I have been feeling quite lonely here..."
"..." *Gulp*
"I was wondering..."
*Geralt's Witcher pendant climbs up the lady* "YEAH ??"
"If you see this man in Novigrad, can you tell him to pay me a visit ? He's so cute and so romantic ! Thank you Geralt ! Bye !"
*Closes the door*
I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is hard to believe I have been re-watching this video for 6 years now. Where does the time go.
3:32 - Haha Game of Thrones intro theme song he was whistling? xD
4:30 rules ! :)) fantastic overall work :)
SandWitcher... That made my day
Dude, i already saw a lot of videos. I watched bad videos,good videos,great videos and this wonderful video. I can't even tell how good this video was.And by the way,congrats man.
*Sorry about my bad english
6:30 is the best sarcasm 😂
Świetne! Dawno się tak nie śmiałem ^^ // Great video! I was not laughing so much long time!
3:32 - Game of Thrones: Main Theme ?
:D
this video is the best thing on RUclips by far
oooo Dude, great job. This is the second best parody of The Witcher I've ever seen in my life - respect it. you also have a great sense of humor. A piece of solid work, best regards 🤌🤔😎👊
Loved the floating baby in the background. Good addition
What a pleasure this video. Thank you for this moment of happiness and laughter !
Thanks to you for watching my video! :)
2000 people disliked this?!!! HOW!??
Meh, anyway, this was AWESOME! The detail is right and then there's Uma! haha . Thanks mate!
+Jack D Sparrow Thanks dude! Glad you liked it! :)
+Jack D Sparrow if they never play the witcher the video d'ont make sense. Thats the problem with them.
+Serh Jwerg but if they don't play it then what are they watching and judging this video for? watch it, sure, but why judge it when you don't know what it's about? illogical that is.
perhaps people who like and seek anim, who nows ...
Me when i see a wraith 1:52
XD
I can relate, those things scare the shit out of me, and when they scream after you kill them... *shivers*
Just use the beastiary. They're easy to kill when using the right decoctions, spectre oil and some yrden sign casts. Moondust bombs are even more effective in the long run than yrden, unless you go for a sign based build. But if we're talking about looks, vibe and overall creep factor, then i'd also rather avoid them. Especially wraiths like pesters and nightwraiths.
Even at level 99 I still avoid them with there bullshut teleporting shit using Yrden.
They`re easy. Yrden is everything you need
"Please Master Witcher we need your help"
"Yeye... what happened now"
Pretty much it.
THIS VIDEO WAS SO GOOD! One of my favourite videos!
Holy witchery moly! 800.000+ views?? Wow. Gotta work fast on this Metal Gear Solid V parody!! :) Yup, it's coming sooner than you think!
Bitter Strike! Cartoons Well done dude, you deserve it !!!
Bitter Strike! Cartoons The cartoon specifically is mentioned on the Witcher facebook page. facebook.com/thewitcher/posts/10153184083659331
Matthew Shezmen wached it it was 1 of the best thing a saw about video gamez in my life YOU ARE A GENIUZZ and you deserve
a lot more subscribers
Thanks man!! :)
Almost 3 million
I can't say how much I love these animations.
Thank you so much! ^^
SIRIously?
Doge in SS uniform? Seriously?
***** C~ome ooo~n,
how can this Troll-Avatar get anymore annoying? SS Uniform is a nice change of Style, at least. xD
NeoTodesklingel Designed by Hugo BoSS!
+Matei Tudor Ciriously
i was just 'They're gunna use the phone arn't they... here it comes. ANNNNNNND THERE IT IS. i'm out of here i just threw my hands up in the air goin' OH FFS
I laughed so hard when the wolf necklace talked. Thanks for making my morning.
I'm not sure why, but I love the voice acting in all these videos so much!
"This Dungeon Was a Pain in the Arse."
Damn straight!
your silly accent actually fits well in this animation :D
GameSquid (Florian Himsl) Imagine meeting you here! Hello Florian.
4:36
*a horse is fine too* now I can check off that joke I'll leave
Haha!! You Should Totally Make More Of This!! (Plenty of source content..)
Loved the:
"QUEST COMPLETED"
" _Enter The Friendzone_ "
Had to take a trip down memory lane since I've been replaying this idk how many times at this point and damn it shez..... genius 😂 so relatable each scene 🤣
"That dungeon was a pain in the arse"
My thoughts exacly xD
Damn you Dandelion, stealing all the wenches hearts.
1:46 oh hey what’s up dea 😅 lubberkin, lubberkin, your friendly neighbourhood lubberkin
1:19 HAHAHAHA when that baby fell I nearly fell of the chair laughing…..wasn’t expecting that
That medallion made me go chitty chitty bang bang
3:31 is that game of thrones theme music ?
+Abd -L-Azeez Alkalidy Yup. :D:D Glad I wasn't the only one who got it. XD
+Abd -L-Azeez Alkalidy Have you visited the Crones lately cause you sir have one good ear
+TahGrizly ! HAHAHA GOOD ONE :D
1:51 Me every time im on a ghost level on games
Gerald: SIRIously?
Siri: “turns on”
BEST PARODY EVER you recreated my witcher experience to every detail 😂
LOL That "THANK YOU... *Jesus* " was great. I totally picture Geralt saying it just like that!
Why did he kill the drowner with a steel sword?
Cause......... fuck the police. Ye
It actually was the silver sword look closely.
@Jackson West Wow i didnt even notice. Now that you mention it he does use the silver one on a bear.
We don’t play chess, we play Gwent.
5:52 is that toad hiding behind the mushrooms
He isn't hiding he is sleeping but good eye
"Oh Geralt, one last thing-" IT'S NEVER ONE LAST THING
Ima play this game because of you
This video needs to get some sort of award. I'm playing the game right now, and I think every element parodied in this video is on point. I laughed out loud at Geralt killing those background musicians. So fucking cathartic! I especially hate it when I'm galloping through some beautiful countryside, and the music starts up and completely spoils the tranquility. I mean, it's great music, but know when to fucking give it a rest, game!
Glad you liked it so much man! I really tried to put on "paper" what I honestly felt about the game and what I really loved about it. ;)
+Bitter Strike! Cartoons him killing the background music players is PRICELESS LOL!!!!!
One of the first things I do with a new game is turn the music off
@@thomash4578 But that's retarded, cause then you cannot appreciate the game as its fully intended to be experienced. Unless you are not a music person.
I don't think that having a different personal opinion makes anything retarded
The Witcher Medallion killed me. XD
Me too lol
The music with SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GET WORK DONE HERE! is how i felt when doing the crossover quest over on monster hunter:world with the gajalaka chief the leshens theme was awsome though
4:19 what the FUCK! This cracked me up lmao. Very well done!