Reddit's stupidest breakup reasons

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @himanchywatchesvideos7826
    @himanchywatchesvideos7826 2 года назад +22193

    I think a very valid reason to break up with someone would be if they didn’t like Matt Rose videos

  • @eggwhites4983
    @eggwhites4983 2 года назад +22680

    Breaking up with someone for being immortal makes it sound like they attempted murder and were dissapointed

    • @keleee
      @keleee 2 года назад +226

      disappointed at what exactly lmao

    • @doplop
      @doplop 2 года назад +2

      @@keleee disappointed they couldn't kill them

    • @iidgm
      @iidgm 2 года назад +1206

      @@keleee that they didn't DIE

    • @keleee
      @keleee 2 года назад +147

      @@iidgm so they stabbed them or smth and they were disappointed?

    • @brumm0m3ntum94
      @brumm0m3ntum94 2 года назад +347

      a valid reason if the actually were immortal would be that they didn’t want to be one of the thousands of people they would form close relationships to and then inevitably be outlived

  • @loksven83
    @loksven83 2 года назад +5922

    She broke up with me because I interacted with a female cashier. No flirting, just a normal "can I get a 3 pack of cupcakes" at a bakery.

    • @user-um1np8fx3j
      @user-um1np8fx3j 2 года назад +411

      Sounds like one of my exes

    • @loksven83
      @loksven83 2 года назад +132

      @@user-um1np8fx3j oof

    • @namelessnarrator7271
      @namelessnarrator7271 2 года назад +395

      Plot twist: at one point in your lives you two had the same ex

    • @sivanhedoesstuff
      @sivanhedoesstuff 2 года назад +746

      If a girl breaks up with you for just talking to other girls (same with guys), then they're probably not the best person to be in a relationship with from the get-go

    • @rawrxd666
      @rawrxd666 2 года назад +266

      @@sivanhedoesstuff exactly there is literally no maturity in that person

  • @LavenderJJ_
    @LavenderJJ_ 2 года назад +7249

    Ex boyfriend broke up with me because he didn't like me "taking drugs all the time".
    I was taking my antidepressants.
    He smoked weed.

    • @anonymousfilipino3232
      @anonymousfilipino3232 2 года назад +790

      bruh
      well kids remember to don't do drugs... or in this case, don't do people who do drugs

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 2 года назад +531

      @@anonymousfilipino3232 Winners don’t use drugs! Except steroids, in which case, Use lots of drugs!

    • @stickynote7538
      @stickynote7538 2 года назад +238

      Oh Lord the irony

    • @MedicineMan55
      @MedicineMan55 2 года назад +176

      Doesn't seem like he was looking for a sense of unearned superiority; not at all.

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 2 года назад +164

      Paint me a little jealous; my ex refused to take her bi-polar medication, and lied about it for two years. She didn't even take her antibiotics as prescribed.

  • @elementkingaming1947
    @elementkingaming1947 Год назад +694

    "I don't want you to breakup with me" That's a big brain move honestly, ending the relationship so it doesn't end. 10/10

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents Год назад +19

      "I'd be so depressed if we broke up." #thatsnotlove

    • @spacenaves
      @spacenaves Год назад +45

      Therapists hate this small trick! Scared of being left? Just leave first!

    • @M.C.C_Mellypope
      @M.C.C_Mellypope 9 месяцев назад +12

      Fun fact: Someone actually broke up with my friend because of this…OVER TEXT

    • @Coolkid75114
      @Coolkid75114 7 месяцев назад +4

      That’s a Simpsons episode lol.

    • @Uajd-hb1qs
      @Uajd-hb1qs 3 месяца назад +5

      In military terms, that’s known as a “preemptive strike”.

  • @certified_geek7536
    @certified_geek7536 2 года назад +21242

    Her psychic telling her you're secretly gay is an excellent reason to break up. If she's that dumb and that disloyal it would never work anyway.

    • @CH-1060forEel
      @CH-1060forEel 2 года назад +698

      well, its only a valid reason for a break up if she believes it and goes through with it.

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 года назад +189

      maybe he is secretly gay.....after this break up he probably turned gay lol

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 2 года назад +92

      @Cornelia we had a gay dude at work- his wife divorced him and he turned gay

    • @leothaz2921
      @leothaz2921 2 года назад +67

      @Cornelia Yes you turn? As well as all the things in life that are part of the personality and not the character. But not at will, nor at any time, nor by something so simple.

    • @lordperson5762
      @lordperson5762 2 года назад

      @Cornelia are you having a fucking giraffe right now?

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 года назад +6668

    If I've learned anything from Hallmark, it's that Holly made a big mistake. Mr. Jolly was definitely her soulmate.

    • @U_N_Owen
      @U_N_Owen 2 года назад +636

      And she'll realize that the night before her wedding to Business McScrooge, right after she and Jolly win the big Christmas Cookie Decorating Competition and save The Gingerbread Hotel.

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 2 года назад +391

      @@U_N_Owen And then at their wedding, the song "Holly Jolly Christmas" from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer plays.

    • @rachele3334
      @rachele3334 2 года назад +138

      Definitely a missed opportunity.

    • @wool578
      @wool578 2 года назад +101

      @@Keznen you also forgot that shell be in her 80s when shes married to mr jolly and is played by someone who hasn't been in a theatrical movie since the stone age

    • @U_N_Owen
      @U_N_Owen 2 года назад +75

      @@Keznen Umm, Does your Gramma even WATCH Hallmark? They can’t afford copyrighted Christmas songs. Their signature move for 20 years has been to have everybody in the background sing the first verse and ONLY the first verse of a public domain Christmas carol over and over for five minutes, drowning out all the dialogue. Presumably they only sing the first verse because grandmas don’t know the other verses.

  • @balbalofficial8212
    @balbalofficial8212 2 года назад +5684

    I got dumped because she literally forgot I was her boyfriend, then acted like we were only friends...
    I think she swapped places with a parallel universe or somethin.

    • @rockinrootbeer1795
      @rockinrootbeer1795 2 года назад +972

      Or the Matrix glitched and she was reset to a previous cycle where you weren't dating yet... freaking weird whatever really happened.
      That's one of my biggest fears though, is forgetting or being forgotten by someone I think I have a close relationship with. I'm sorry it happened to you, that really sucks.

    • @mat3wcb10
      @mat3wcb10 2 года назад +347

      Mandela Catalog

    • @calebdahlheimer1471
      @calebdahlheimer1471 2 года назад +930

      sounds like gaslighting mate

    • @silvercarroll2352
      @silvercarroll2352 2 года назад +180

      @@calebdahlheimer1471 or DID

    • @king_james_official
      @king_james_official 2 года назад +418

      i guess she just really couldn't tell you that she wants to break up

  • @gannicusfinch7068
    @gannicusfinch7068 2 года назад +2467

    Another one: I was working about 60 hours a week at three jobs, and my gf at the time was needy af. She'd started exhibiting controlling behavior, accusing me of cheating, etc., and we were on a dinner date that in my mind was pretty much our last chance. She ordered the lasagna, I ordered the chicken breast tenders. When the waitress walked away, my girlfriend was furious.
    Me: "What?"
    Her: "I heard that."
    Me: "Heard what?"
    Her: "You ordered the chicken BREAST tenders."
    Me: "No, I ordered chicken breast tenders. I didn't accent the word "breast.' What kind of creep do you take me for?"
    Her: "Yes, you did. I heard you. I can't believe you hit on her right in front of me."
    I cancelled the order, drove her home, and broke up with her on the car ride. Thinking I was hitting on another girl in her presence was bad enough, but thinking that my game was so spotty that I'd hit on a girl by suggestively accenting the word "breast" was absolutely unforgivable.

    • @allisond.46
      @allisond.46 Год назад +563

      It’s literally a FOOD ITEM and you’re at a restaurant.

    • @nachoalvarez7171
      @nachoalvarez7171 Год назад

      Wow, what a moron she is

    • @sinnlos229
      @sinnlos229 Год назад +420

      Gourmet rizz

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh Год назад +655

      What, you don't know the 100% foolproof pickup technique of walking up to a woman and saying "breast"? Works every time?

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 Год назад +330

      Of course, don't you know women LOVE when you point out they have BREASTS especially in a setting like a RESTAURANT when being kind is your job and totally no one uses that to romantically and sexually gratify themselves? Oh yeah.. works like a charm

  • @Mrs._Fenc
    @Mrs._Fenc 2 года назад +11751

    If you're broken up for a stupid reason, then it probably would have been worse if you stayed in the relationship. Imagine what they would have excused themselves to do that might have effected you? Breaking up still sucks, but sometimes I think some people aren't worth it and it's nice to dodge a bullet.

    • @lune7220
      @lune7220 2 года назад +144

      Oh, i thought we were just laughing at these…..

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 2 года назад +16

      @@lune7220 ???

    • @Mrs._Fenc
      @Mrs._Fenc 2 года назад +311

      @@lune7220 we are, it's just nice to take stuff out of jokes at points

    • @bertberw8653
      @bertberw8653 2 года назад +34

      affected*

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 2 года назад +8

      @@bertberw8653 stinker

  • @ozzysmith2571
    @ozzysmith2571 2 года назад +3998

    She didn't want to spend time with me if I had recently eaten any of the flavours of chips she didn't like. She hated the smell and wanted me to stop eating them entirely so she wouldn't have to smell something so disgusting.
    She smoked cigarettes...

    • @bread6811
      @bread6811 2 года назад +139

      Outrageous

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 2 года назад +547

      Anyone who smokes has no right to talk about other people's breaths! 🙃

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 2 года назад +124

      My dad once told me kissing a smoker was like licking an ashtray. Gee, idk, I've been married to a smoker for 11 years and not once has he ever tasted like what I presume an ashtray tastes like 🤷‍♀️
      Edit: I do nag him here n there to quit but it's for his health, not his breath. His breath is just fine.

    • @koftespiess
      @koftespiess 2 года назад +98

      @@katie7748 I mean your dad is right if they didn't brush their teeth but it sounds exaggerated regardless.

    • @bignuts8079
      @bignuts8079 2 года назад +159

      @@katie7748 Try being raised by two smokers and getting bullied at school for the smell of cigarette smoke being on your clothes because said smokers smoked inside.

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc 2 года назад +3512

    I was dumped once because I agreed with her that it felt like we were drifting apart.
    Apparently that showed that I had no desire to fight and didn't love her even though I was about 5 seconds away from making suggestings to try to fix it.

    • @jj02mc27
      @jj02mc27 2 года назад +179

      ouch

    • @yourlocalflatiron6124
      @yourlocalflatiron6124 2 года назад +35

      Damn

    • @jj02mc27
      @jj02mc27 2 года назад +169

      @Little Guns you dodged a bullet son

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn 2 года назад +262

      eh, if that's how it went she was probably going to use the "drifting apart" thing as a reason to break up anyway. When I was in highschool I had a girl admit that if she wanted to break up with me she'd probably just pretend to explode over something petty before doing exactly that like two weeks later lol.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 2 года назад

      @@J_Lynn funny enough I actually dodged a real bullet with her. Checked up with her a year or so later and she kinda went off the deep end.

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 Год назад +514

    I once had a friend who broke up with her boyfriend because she had a gut feeling he was cheating.
    Turns out she was cheating and he was remaining loyal.
    We aren't friends anymore, but I heard they both got into more stable relationships after that.

    • @nickhoude21
      @nickhoude21 Год назад +72

      Yeah people who cheat accusing their SO of cheating is extremely common. If you get accused of cheating with no proof whatsoever, 99% you're being cheated on

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Год назад +13

      To be fair to the premise, if you have a gut feeling your partner is cheating, and you aren't just paranoid, that's a bad sign. You might be subconsciously picking up on signs that they're cheating.

    • @F.R.E.D.D2986
      @F.R.E.D.D2986 7 месяцев назад +3

      If you wanna find thhe guilty, find who's accusing who

    • @Youonly_dieonce
      @Youonly_dieonce 3 месяца назад

      sounds like projecting on her part

  • @slenderminion289
    @slenderminion289 2 года назад +4467

    Not gonna lie, the "condone cheating" one got me laughing. The sheer audacity of it caught me off-guard.

    • @nathanstroud2223
      @nathanstroud2223 2 года назад +164

      I think that's what they call in the industry "a shit test."

    • @graphicsocialecho2296
      @graphicsocialecho2296 2 года назад +139

      Makes no sense since either way she wasnt gonna be dating him so whats the point

    • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
      @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 Год назад +208

      Sounds like she just wanted to break up with him

    • @AramatiPaz
      @AramatiPaz Год назад +106

      @@graphicsocialecho2296 she wanted to break up and needed a escuse.

    • @TyphinHoofbun
      @TyphinHoofbun Год назад +127

      Big "I won't be part of any club that would have ME as a member!" energy.

  • @TheTrueBrawler
    @TheTrueBrawler 2 года назад +2676

    3:13 "Wait you guys are getting reasons?"
    This one killed me.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 года назад +137

      I got broken up with without a reason once, in high school. We weren't very serious so I wasn't all that upset. He didn't offer a reason and I didn't ask, though I was curious. _Several_ years later he admitted that it was because he's gay 😂

    • @bucket6386
      @bucket6386 2 года назад +3

      me too

    • @starlight_studios_art
      @starlight_studios_art 2 года назад +15

      @@NoriMori1992 DAMN WHAT
      Oof size: ???????

    • @Duggy22
      @Duggy22 2 года назад +7

      @@starlight_studios_art definitely five and a half inches

    • @starlight_studios_art
      @starlight_studios_art 2 года назад +6

      @@Duggy22 *sly face* five and a half, eh?

  • @Jaunty_Jeff
    @Jaunty_Jeff 2 года назад +3761

    "Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held" - definitely not these people's exes, probably

    • @Jaunty_Jeff
      @Jaunty_Jeff 2 года назад +18

      @@lazy_ghost2573 true

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +4

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on RUclips. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear jeff

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 года назад +33

      ngl, if i was held hostage, i'd develop stockholm syndrome pretty quickly
      "wait, why are the cops here? i liked spending time with someone new :("

    • @Jaunty_Jeff
      @Jaunty_Jeff 2 года назад +6

      @@jockeyfield1954 interesting. remind me next time I- nevermind

    • @Jaunty_Jeff
      @Jaunty_Jeff 2 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku no bozo

  • @saracummings9133
    @saracummings9133 Год назад +282

    "my cousins don't like the way you hold your fork" WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH....😭😭😭

    • @fightclub6291
      @fightclub6291 9 месяцев назад +24

      Don't bring that weak fork grip in our house! (I'm joking that family is insane)

    • @crux8675
      @crux8675 4 месяца назад +1

      the earth is not green buddy

    • @nathankurtz8045
      @nathankurtz8045 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@crux8675you're right, it's magenta

    • @crux8675
      @crux8675 3 месяца назад +2

      @@nathankurtz8045 i know ???

    • @katburnham9361
      @katburnham9361 2 месяца назад +1

      @@crux8675 that is literally an expression of "what in gods green earth" is an expression to use when flabbergasted guessing you never heard of it before and well you learned something.

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 2 года назад +4620

    I once got dumped for "being too nice"
    Her previous ex was abusive, as was the partner after me.
    I'm beginning to suspect she just kinda doesn't know how to handle not being abused.
    That or I'm just boring and she thought she'd somehow spare my feelings.

    • @Toxihex
      @Toxihex 2 года назад +1

      I mean, just just assumed the problem could've been you when she obviously has an issue that makes her seek out abuse. I wish there was a kinder way to say this but you sound like a pushover.

    • @absolute-creature
      @absolute-creature 2 года назад +1005

      Yeah, people who have abuse trauma kinda have a distorted viewing of what it's a relationship, usually the lows are deep lows, but the highs are so high and brighter that it gets hard to adapt when you move on to a healthy relationship, sure there isn't the lows, but because it doesn't have these lows, it kinda gets difficult for you to tell you what the highs are, because those lows were the only way you could tell what the highs are
      But that's just my experience with abusive/violent partners, it took me a whole year to get used to a healthy relationship, and even that wasn't enough because after we broke up i was sent spiriling back to that place of trauma!

    • @justinbuddy56
      @justinbuddy56 2 года назад +248

      Breakups for being “too nice” is always hilarious to me. Seems like today, girls just don’t understand the difference when someone is being a genuinely nice person, and when they are bending head over heels for them

    • @PokeMario-pk4ot
      @PokeMario-pk4ot 2 года назад +121

      Maybe she's just really into pain, like at an unhealthy level, in both physical and verbal forms.

    • @tsurugizaki
      @tsurugizaki 2 года назад +428

      Almost definitely an issue with her history of abuse. When you're so used to abuse, it can be very uncomfortable to just... be happy.
      That being said, I've kind of broken up with someone for being 'too nice' before. It was because I knew they clearly had some issues going on in their life, and they refused to ever talk about it, even though they'd always hear my issues out. I wanted to help them too. I couldn't bear seeing them pretend everything was okay.

  • @Zantetsu13
    @Zantetsu13 2 года назад +3771

    "Her Psychic told her..." Completely valid reason, not sure why is it even on the list. Saved him the trouble of figuring out he was dating a complete moron.

    • @noobgod4272
      @noobgod4272 2 года назад +209

      “Had us in the first half not gonna lie”

    • @DarthVader-if9kr
      @DarthVader-if9kr 2 года назад +79

      I’m not gonna lie, I thought you were agreeing with her lol

    • @elegianic
      @elegianic 2 года назад +78

      Dunno why or how but I read "Complete Moron" as "Computer"

    • @AramatiPaz
      @AramatiPaz Год назад

      Are you aware theres the real chance it was just a made up excuse?
      Girls use holistic to break up in attempt to not hurt the boys feelings all the time.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Год назад +80

      Same for the Voldemort one. Women who are obsessed with Harry Potter are the worst.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 2 года назад +2566

    I've heard the "I'm leaving my toothbrush at your apartment so I can slowly move in" method, but never the "I'm leaving my toothbrush at your place so I can pretend it's another girls because I'm too much of a coward to just break up with you" method.

    • @SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li
      @SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li Год назад +76

      My ex boyfriend sort of did that.
      Looking back it was probably because I’m trans though

    • @luminaletten9999
      @luminaletten9999 Год назад +43

      ​@@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1liyeah it definitely was

    • @The_Altist
      @The_Altist Год назад +38

      @@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1linothing against trans people but maybe you should have told him first that you’re trans? Some people just prefer to know beforehand

    • @rhinobeetle11
      @rhinobeetle11 Год назад +69

      @@The_Altist based on what they said seems like they said beforehand and the ex was just dum

    • @The_Altist
      @The_Altist Год назад +1

      @@rhinobeetle11 oh ok

  • @GLUBSCHI
    @GLUBSCHI Год назад +127

    So many bullets getting dodged in one video you'd think this was that one scene from the matrix

    • @abdulwarisedits
      @abdulwarisedits 8 месяцев назад +5

      is that a motherfucking geometry dash icon?!?!

    • @Vortex-zs9hi
      @Vortex-zs9hi 6 месяцев назад +4

      GEOMETRY DASH

    • @epictoast
      @epictoast 5 месяцев назад +2

      *however the fuck the gd menu theme goes*

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 2 месяца назад

      This is just neo dodging a Gau-19.

  • @joshraid1550
    @joshraid1550 2 года назад +2408

    The Voldemort part is funny because the idea that you shouldn’t say his name is actively refuted in the narrative itself. That would be like if you went out of your way to not talk about Bruno.

    • @izisi6800
      @izisi6800 2 года назад +133

      Yeah but that’s just because we don’t talk about Bruno!

    • @thebaku818
      @thebaku818 2 года назад

      Mush mouth freak, morbidly obese- wait that's a parody

    • @MultiPhoenix06
      @MultiPhoenix06 2 года назад +86

      Yeah that's the reason he got so powerful after returning. Because people refuses to acknowledge it, right? (Haven't read the books, just seen the movies)

    • @joshraid1550
      @joshraid1550 2 года назад +121

      @@MultiPhoenix06 Yeah that's part of it. Nobody wants to talk about him and the ministry appoints someone to convince everyone to ignore his presence. Fun fact, by the end she's basically a death eater in all but name to the point where when I was a kid I thought she'd either become one or had always been one when she actually wasn't.

    • @dripcolors8756
      @dripcolors8756 2 года назад +3

      @@izisi6800 overused

  • @nuclearicebreaker
    @nuclearicebreaker 2 года назад +893

    "maybe you should choose a different font for your dubstep album"
    "YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME"

    • @ireallydespisethisname
      @ireallydespisethisname 2 года назад +116

      *clings to the Album Cover written in comic sans tightly*

    • @Devil-Speed8
      @Devil-Speed8 2 года назад +14

      Whats wrong with comic sans

    • @igsnt
      @igsnt 2 года назад +13

      @@Devil-Speed8 everything

    • @DERAILEDbeats
      @DERAILEDbeats 2 года назад +13

      @@igsnt nothing

    • @water5210
      @water5210 2 года назад +10

      YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME
      GET OUUUUUT

  • @ethanol1586
    @ethanol1586 2 года назад +3326

    The holly jolly one made me genuinely spit out coffee

    • @jakob2290
      @jakob2290 2 года назад +181

      Haha yes she missed such a great oppertunity

    • @edgaranalhoe7678
      @edgaranalhoe7678 2 года назад

      She made the right decision, after marrying him her life would be over

    • @thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208
      @thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208 2 года назад +170

      honestly that's why I would get married

    • @sluggy1739
      @sluggy1739 2 года назад +60

      @@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208 is that actually your dog

    • @Ven7068
      @Ven7068 2 года назад +69

      @@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208 your dog is cute

  • @ironleegaming8227
    @ironleegaming8227 Год назад +467

    When I was like 14, I had an online girlfriend, and she told me that she was pregnant, and that it was mine, and then she convinced me to run away from home, to help her raise my child.
    Except I wasn't stupid, and told her off when she realized I had not in fact left my house.

  • @threemooseqateers9689
    @threemooseqateers9689 2 года назад +7853

    My girlfriend dumped me because she said I was a “narcissist” Like what do you even mean!? I’m the greatest person ever and I’m extremely humble too.

    • @jj02mc27
      @jj02mc27 2 года назад +272

      @@CQBlitz0 I don't think you got the joke but I feel bad for you bud

    • @Z4n3yB01
      @Z4n3yB01 2 года назад +70

      @@CQBlitz0 that's not what a narc is tho...

    • @CQBlitz0
      @CQBlitz0 2 года назад +152

      @@Z4n3yB01 i am stupid and a bit occupied right now can we do this later

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr 2 года назад +150

      @CornArcher i assumed they were hopping on the joke

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 2 года назад +54

      @CornArcher ok while they don’t seem to understand what narcissist means, they do seem to have a grasp on the general idea of the joke

  • @emiliapeters1359
    @emiliapeters1359 2 года назад +1128

    He said that I am too quiet even though he dominated the conversation everytime we talked and would interrupt me whenever I tried to tell him a story to go into stupid details. Honestly, I'm surprised I was not the one who did the breaking up

    • @thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208
      @thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208 2 года назад

      sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one

    • @TheFakeMakotoYuki
      @TheFakeMakotoYuki 2 года назад +126

      how do yall stay with people like this

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 2 года назад +24

      I would ask if that was my brother, but I know he never got any to begin with lol

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn 2 года назад +57

      yep, I had one like that too. He would sometimes apologize for cutting me off after he was done with one of his long tangents, but he never showed any interest in hearing what I was trying to say lol.... I did do the breaking up, though. Can't feel respected in that situation.

    • @Bongthroat
      @Bongthroat 2 года назад +36

      Oh shit, I've been there. Dude said I was too shy and I should make more of an effort to be friends with his friends, but honestly his friends were kinda awful.

  • @Ash_Carnelian
    @Ash_Carnelian 2 года назад +5400

    This makes my social anxiety way worse, knowing that people actually do care about the stupidest things..

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 года назад +609

      The people looking for the most ridiculous shit are basically taking themselves out the dating pool before you have to file for divorce and a restraining order. It's a good thing they're up front with their pettiness, trust me.

    • @Ash_Carnelian
      @Ash_Carnelian 2 года назад +355

      @@neoqwerty I guess so.. but some of them are so specific, like, "They pronounced this one word in a way I didn't like." Or "They sang a song and messed up the lyrics." It makes me wonder if I've done something like that around someone and they secretly don't like me for it. I don't know how someone could genuinely dislike someone for something like that though..

    • @ishouldprobablychangemyuse5093
      @ishouldprobablychangemyuse5093 2 года назад +170

      @@Ash_Carnelian nah, I don't think that a lot of people would dislike someone for that

    • @rosemarylinalool3432
      @rosemarylinalool3432 2 года назад +221

      The people that would be the most toxic to be around are the ones who care about the stupidest things, but the people that genuinely like you either won’t notice or won’t care about the stupid things

    • @xaius4348
      @xaius4348 2 года назад +55

      At least the it's nice knowing that these people don't have the basic capacity to maintain relationships and are going to die alone!

  • @callingcrows3748
    @callingcrows3748 Год назад +530

    Quite a few years ago, I got together with this guy that I had a crush on for a long time in high school. He had a lot of charisma, a magnetic personality and he was a really creative person. At the time, there wasn’t anything about him that I didn’t like. He was always trying to be friends with everybody and always making people laugh, and also coming up with these awesome stories that he would work really hard on.
    Cut to us being about 2 months into dating, at this point he has told me that he actually doesn’t really like our mutual friend group, and that he sees a bunch of flaws in the people in that group. Being blinded by my ‘rose-coloured lenses of love’, I just thought that meant that he didn’t want to hang out with those people and maybe only did so because he felt pressured to act like he liked everybody, or something. So, when I next planned a hangout with said friend group, I didn’t invite him. Why would I, when he had told me that he didn’t enjoy being around those people? Well, after finding out, he freaked out on me over text and ended up telling me he ‘didn’t want to see me for a while’.
    A week later, he dumped me and said that ‘he only dated me so that I’d know what a good relationship was like’ (my previous relationship was a whirlwind of bad experiences and choices). If only I’d known how much of a narcissist that guy was at that time. That messed up my sense of value for years, to say the least.
    That was many years ago now, though. I am in a long-term relationship with someone who cares for me and lets me know that he cares for me, and things have never been better in my life. Glad I never looked back.

    • @frogman3740
      @frogman3740 Год назад +149

      It sounds like he was trying to separate you from your friends. After they do that they usually start to get abusive. You didn't dodge a bullet, you dodged a ballistic missile.

    • @sophiastamper9672
      @sophiastamper9672 Год назад +45

      Honestly, sounds like you dodged a bullet. Glad you found someone else.

    • @AmityDark
      @AmityDark Год назад +35

      Jesus…
      The amount of people playing ‘hero’ or just thinking of relationships as some kinda trade to get what they want is… heartbreaking…
      I hope with all my heart that this new relationship makes you happier than ever, higher than the clouds, and feel more whole than anything could ever make you
      You’re never alone, love :3
      (Saw your comment and reminded me of a thing of my own)

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. Год назад +68

      that’s so funny lmao, he was definitely trying to manipulate you away from your support system and your response completely messed up his plans in the best way possible

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Год назад +11

      ​@@frogman3740I think you mean a they dodged a fucking nuclear warhead

  • @SIRHOPP3R
    @SIRHOPP3R 2 года назад +3184

    I got broke up with because her online ex gifted her Discord Nitro!
    Turns out I was being digitally cucked!

    • @nikkimoon1533
      @nikkimoon1533 2 года назад +255

      The most painful kind of pixelation.

    • @slosh7072
      @slosh7072 2 года назад +487

      YOU DATED A DISCORD KITTEN IN REAL LIFE.

    • @Dennispacito
      @Dennispacito 2 года назад +93

      That's why I don't edate bru💀

    • @JoJoVD
      @JoJoVD 2 года назад +115

      Turns out you shouldn't let the pillar of your relationship be a messanger app...

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 2 года назад +28

      Imagine using Discord at all, ironically or unironically.

  • @Azufumii
    @Azufumii 2 года назад +448

    Everybody gangsta till the paranormal anomalies start telling you to break up with your s/o.

    • @wtf_is_this_handle_shit
      @wtf_is_this_handle_shit 2 года назад +39

      She broke up with me because she researched SCP 055 and forgot everything

    • @Azufumii
      @Azufumii 2 года назад +11

      @@wtf_is_this_handle_shit ok that comment is criminally underrated lmao
      Which SCP is your favorite?

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 2 года назад +12

      @@Azufumii Not the one asked, but there's this one skip I forgot the number of where it's a teacher able to warp reality using math problems. He used this power to protect his students.
      Edit: 4264 was the one I was talking about

    • @Azufumii
      @Azufumii 2 года назад +2

      @@MezephelesArt I don't know really any of the SCPs beyond 2295, 3008, and 5000 but I'll go take a look :]

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 2 года назад +4

      @@Azufumii I also liked 348 so much that it drove me to shed real, actual tears and go hug my father

  • @TheGalaxyWings
    @TheGalaxyWings 2 года назад +534

    I swear to god psychics are a menace to society. One of my mother's friends got told by hers that the reason behind her dog's anxiety was that she could speak to the dead. So now she's paying special sessions to close the dog's chakras or some shit.
    The poor dog had just been used for breeding for half her life before she got adopted

    • @peruvianpriestess
      @peruvianpriestess Год назад

      Psychics are known for preying on vulnerable people and taking as much as their money as possible. They also serve Satan. People should never trust them, seek them out or try to practice mediumship and fortune telling themselves.

    • @andrewuploadssometimes
      @andrewuploadssometimes 11 месяцев назад +55

      Somebody save this dog

    • @xythrr
      @xythrr 9 месяцев назад +51

      Its so weird how people try and explain away complicated things... with even more stupid and complicated things.

    • @ParkerTheSwordsman
      @ParkerTheSwordsman 8 месяцев назад +12

      We need a psychic stories video!

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 месяца назад +6

      Yep. Psychics should all be in jail for fraud.

  • @aceofspades_20
    @aceofspades_20 2 года назад +145

    Thinking I was being sweet or romantic I told my gf "you're the best part of my life." She didn't answer, then called me back days later and said "I can't handle that kind of pressure" and dumped me

    • @charliegreekdominos69420
      @charliegreekdominos69420 Год назад +18

      Welp, she took it too literally.

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 11 месяцев назад

      Thats... kinda funny. I just imagine her for days like "oh shit what if i screw this up... oh fuck"

    • @fayflurina3382
      @fayflurina3382 3 месяца назад +6

      fair reason imo, wouldn't dump anyone for it but i understand why it might be an issue

  • @carton5235
    @carton5235 2 года назад +894

    "I'm gonna be a cop, which means I'm gonna be a bit of a lone wolf for a while"
    Yeah... cops certainly aren't known for working in pairs...

    • @lewiswade7297
      @lewiswade7297 2 года назад +107

      Or in squads

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 Год назад +91

      Or whole ass precincts

    • @funnyusername8635
      @funnyusername8635 Год назад +53

      I want to hear her description of what she thought being a cop was going to be like.

    • @andrewuploadssometimes
      @andrewuploadssometimes Год назад +4

      Can confirm. My friend who is a cop doesn’t patrol fruit much.

    • @shaeby8123
      @shaeby8123 Год назад +7

      Man, what are those one movies called, buddy... something or another.

  • @EverTheFractal
    @EverTheFractal 2 года назад +622

    I don't drink or smoke and my ex boyfriend decided this meant I was a sheltered, immature person who needed to be treated like a child and actually went "awww don't worry it's not your fault" when I said I didn't recognise a nightclub he mentioned. This is after me mentioning multiple times that the reason I dont drink or smoke is because of the medications I take! I was actually relieved when I caught him on a date with his ex and we just kinda silently ended things there and haven't spoken since lmao.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 2 года назад +232

      Even without the medical reason, how is not liking liver death and cancer sticks immature? That is pretty much what a teenager with confidence issues would think because his image of an adult comes from the movies.

    • @EverTheFractal
      @EverTheFractal 2 года назад +91

      @@MyVanir this comment is fun to see again cause he ended up breaking up with that guy and tried to ask me out again lmao I dodged a bullet

    • @AramatiPaz
      @AramatiPaz Год назад +33

      @@MyVanir well said.
      I think it's good my country forbidden smoking in movies and tv shows, also ad for cigarette.
      Kills the realism but work.

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify Год назад +89

      Not BF, but I definitely had friends who would get pissy that I didn't smoke or drink. Last time we hung out, they all pinned me down and tried to force me to drink a bottle of beer to get me to "lighten up". Needless to say, I haven't spoken to any of them in over a decade and I dont regret it at all.

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle Год назад +20

      @@MyVanir I love the term “cancer sticks”

  • @afterlife697
    @afterlife697 2 года назад +333

    I once broke up with a girl partially because her parents didn’t like me dating her.
    I’ve been a church missionary
    Been part of United States, Air Force auxiliary
    And I donate regularly to an organization that helps build wells in Africa.
    They said they believed I would lead their daughter in to sin
    About two weeks later, it came out that her father had been cheating on the mother and spending all their money on gambling, alcohol and women.

  • @329link
    @329link 2 года назад +1546

    Note; if someone breaks up with you because you are "too good" in some way, that is not the real reason. Ever.

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 года назад +97

      Yeah some of these break-ups belong in r/thathappened

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 2 года назад +373

      I Unironically have a friend who is in a relationship
      and both of them are paranoid about each other because they seem so perfect together.
      I can confirm, this is an actual thing that happens, even if it's stupid rare.

    • @melodywawichi802
      @melodywawichi802 2 года назад +47

      Honestly, yeah. It happened with me once online where someone thought I was “too good” but we haven’t made amends to actually speak with each other ever again. It’s been years.

    • @coxandrewj
      @coxandrewj 2 года назад +41

      @@heathercalun4919 I would argue that easily at least half of the stories told on reddit belong on r/thathappened

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 года назад +248

      If "too good" is the reason, they're insecure and/or have trust issues, and it's very real and they'll stay paranoid AF unless they admit and work on it.

  • @Meralx
    @Meralx 2 года назад +4017

    Every single time I see the phrase, "I literally just can't even."
    I think to myself, "That's rather odd."
    Ba dum tss.

  • @BaconNuke
    @BaconNuke 2 года назад +1124

    I love the one that broke up in hopes they will get back together like in the movies.. god I wanna know how they think they will meet up again.. like will they be keeping tabs on their ex so they can just "pop up" again down the line? Will they try to sabotage other relationships so their movie fantasy can not be stopped? Or will they just regret it down the line when their ex forgets about them and just moves on like a rational person?

    • @snekysneks
      @snekysneks 2 года назад +173

      People forget that entertainment is meant to be entertaining, and usually that translates into conflict and drama. Fiction isn't indicative to how reality works.

    • @Bongthroat
      @Bongthroat 2 года назад +103

      They'll probably just camp out at the airport, as that's where the most "romantic" scenes always take place.

    • @oreosaregood8633
      @oreosaregood8633 2 года назад +55

      maybe they will force there way into a love triangle thing and pretend its so dramatic, and the ex "has to choose between us" or something like that lol

    • @Otgel
      @Otgel 2 года назад +117

      @@Bongthroat 7 years later: "you've finally come"
      "who tf are you?"

    • @andipoe7765
      @andipoe7765 2 года назад +59

      Funny story... my current boyfriend and I dated almost two years ago before I broke up with him. Neither of us were ready for a relationship and it was a bad time. All these years later I took him to the mall and we hit it off. Now, I'm in a healthy relationship with someone I love.

  • @Undomaranel
    @Undomaranel Год назад +316

    No joke, there is a famous contemporary oboe player who prefers to share his bed with his oboe over his wife... and the wife completely understands that the nature of the instrument requires 150% lifetime dedication to pay any bills with and is an absolute diva regarding temperature, humidity, loose anything, you name it. My student oboe freaking stopped playing back in high school because we toured from WA to CA, and the air pressure over the mountains threw it out of alignment and needed professional readjustment. My Yamaha intermediate oboe that barely had a low Bb key and no side F key was that temperamental. Just imagine Lorée's and their needs... and as the owner of one it is just as ridiculous as you think it is. Oh yeah, the wife sleeps in the guest room while the oboe gets a body heat regulated bed, because she supports her husband and the finicky tool that is their livelihood.

    • @Kain_cee
      @Kain_cee Год назад +73

      I mean, if they’re both okay with it and understand each other it’s perfectly fine. I just hope the oboe’s getting moved to the guest bedroom if they have sex.

    • @AtheistPirate
      @AtheistPirate Год назад +49

      The English horn sleeps on the couch. It knows why.

    • @Geolaminar
      @Geolaminar Год назад +28

      I'm a little suprized at this. Yes, the human body is excellent at holding a specific temperature, but that temperature comes with a good bit of humidity and people tend to move a lot while asleep. It seems like there would be a risk of damage or rust. A temperature/humidity controlled case could manage both just as well as the human body for less than ten grand, which, given the dedication we see here, seems like a perfectly reasonable price to pay.

    • @Fritz9672
      @Fritz9672 Год назад +18

      @@Kain_cee No, it watches.

    • @cinderellaskeleton6720
      @cinderellaskeleton6720 Год назад +13

      Wait but then why don't they both sleep in the guest room and just let the oboe sleep on its own?

  • @RoxanneClimber
    @RoxanneClimber 2 года назад +113

    " worst valentine's day ever." was the biggest plot twist burn i ever heard at 4:11

  • @Celalec
    @Celalec 2 года назад +407

    Ok this doesn't have to do with the video but I LOVE the insect wall scroll you had in the background of your meme sketch. Nice to see another bug fan.

  • @aidenbagshaw5573
    @aidenbagshaw5573 2 года назад +855

    If someone breaks up with you over something stupid, then you dodged a bullet.

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 2 года назад

      400

    • @RH-xp7ju
      @RH-xp7ju 2 года назад +4

      Some of the ones saying the reasons were even red flags 😭

  • @fh9061
    @fh9061 Год назад +28

    What I love about this is that it shows the other person isn't actually not worth your time so no one has to lie to you and tell you that because you've seen it forst hand

  • @madcap3450
    @madcap3450 2 года назад +903

    My friend brought his new girlfriend over who insisted she was gonna become a doctor through online courses and kept talking about medical related topics with full confidence. When my wife started very calmly correcting her (my wife is a nurse practitioner) she lost her shit and yelled at my friend to stand up for her. My friend is incredibly passive to begin with and he's known me since we were 6 and my wife since we were 15 so he just responded "sorry but I think she knows what shes talking about" she then got up, and drove away leaving him there and completely ghosted him afterwards. Even worse he was visiting us for the first time since covid during which we moved over an hour away from him so she not only made the reunion awkward as hell but forced me to drive his dumb ass home the next day

    • @nevenazMadwrld
      @nevenazMadwrld 2 года назад +223

      that chick sounds hysterical and mad confused💀

    • @kane-111
      @kane-111 2 года назад +203

      Holy shit did he dodge a bullet lmao

    • @madcap3450
      @madcap3450 2 года назад +1

      @@kane-111 I didnt even mention half the shit that came out of her mouth before that lol. Like very carefully describing her entire sexual history to us in gruesome detail when nobody asked

    • @brunobruno-c1d
      @brunobruno-c1d 2 года назад +183

      he sounds pretty cool tho, standing up for who was right even tho the wrong person was in a relationship with him
      if he defended the gf even tho it was wrong just cause it was a gf, then you'd see how bad he'd be

    • @madcap3450
      @madcap3450 2 года назад +93

      @@brunobruno-c1d Lol you kidding? In high school me and my friend were playing magic the gathering while my wife was playing hockey, if he tried to say shit she'd just take his lunch money and shove him in a locker 🤣

  • @paperip1996
    @paperip1996 2 года назад +5055

    In the same 12 month period, I had a girl break up with me for "being too gay", and a guy break up with me for "not being gay enough".
    Bisexuality is wild y'all.

    • @KarlMacmillann
      @KarlMacmillann 2 года назад +179

      Just become full straight or gay depending on the situation

    • @hod2024
      @hod2024 2 года назад

      Maybe i dont understand it because im autistic and dont understand people but how can you be not gay enough or too gay???

    • @paperip1996
      @paperip1996 2 года назад +952

      @@hod2024 After a lot of self reflection and therapy, I think what the girl was saying was "I'm afraid you're not really bi, and that you're just using me as a cover story to avoid the uncomfortable conversations you'd have to have with your family if you were dating a man."
      The guy was a drama queen, and pretty much straight up told me "I want a guy who really is just the full stereotypical gay."

    • @paperip1996
      @paperip1996 2 года назад +1

      @@SheTells A-O.K. by me. I wouldn't want to deal with a homophobic piece of shit as a partner, so it evens out.

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 2 года назад +391

      @Herstory Sounds really specific. Like you dated a girl like that and she was the only one willing to "deal with you".

  • @angiecat845
    @angiecat845 2 года назад +571

    An adult talking in an Elmo voice is a totally legit reason to break up with them. It really tickles me.

  • @hazukichanx408
    @hazukichanx408 Год назад +42

    "Wait, you guys are getting _reasons?"_
    Relatable... too relatable.
    It's the wondering that drives one mad. "Did I do something wrong? How can I do better in future without at least some vague indication of what it was? It might have been a stupid trivial reason, of course... but can I really just assume that?"

    • @johnnycovenant2286
      @johnnycovenant2286 Год назад

      Idk I've had no explanation and I've been dumped for meth and escort work I don't know about you but I'd rather it be something petty without an explanation 😅

    • @imamoocow4
      @imamoocow4 7 месяцев назад

      if they dont give you a reason its probably a them problem

    • @eldiaz3527
      @eldiaz3527 7 месяцев назад

      Don't worry! I imagine a lot of the reasons in this video weren't the actual reasons, just minor fights that make them realize they've had enough.

  • @RemyJustice97
    @RemyJustice97 2 года назад +147

    My coworker just got rejected because his date told him she "valued intelligence too much." I personally don't know that I would recover from that one, but he seemed to take it in stride

  • @wabbit2099
    @wabbit2099 2 года назад +374

    So the real reason for most of these is that at least one half of the couple wasn’t that into the other and just gave whatever stupid reason came to mind.

    • @OliverCovfefe
      @OliverCovfefe 2 года назад +39

      “Wait, you guys are getting reasons?”
      But yeah, lmao. Think for a lot of these it’s just the straw that broke the camel’s back, or they really were never into the other person to start with.

    • @issue43yt52
      @issue43yt52 2 года назад +9

      My one of ex (gf) said that the lgbtq+ was cringe when I said I was pan (I’m a girl btw) then she goes I’m breaking up with u and then proceeds to kiss another girl I just died of laughter at that moment only tears of laughter

    • @maxwell9561
      @maxwell9561 2 года назад +3

      god damn ikr like is it really that hard to say "I don't like you romantically, we should break up"

    • @funnyusername8635
      @funnyusername8635 2 года назад +4

      The most honest breakup reason I ever got was "This just isn't really working out" and I agreed. We figured we'd had our fun and it was time to go have fun with other people.

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 2 года назад +2

      No, I'm guessing the real reason is that most of these are from middle school or high schoolers and are exactly as petty as they sound.

  • @Bella-md9nd
    @Bella-md9nd 2 года назад +1497

    Video suggestion: the weirdest situations you've been in or witnessed at a mall.

    • @nikkimoon1533
      @nikkimoon1533 2 года назад +48

      Did you buy the socks tho? I need an update! 🥺

    • @edgaranalhoe7678
      @edgaranalhoe7678 2 года назад +190

      Ohhh here is mine!
      Once I was at the mall with my friend and got some frozen yoghurt. We were eating it on the bench, some random dude walked to us, looked at our yoghurts and said „pathetic” and left. To this day idk what was that but i like to think he was offended by the toppings we’ve chosen.

    • @MelodicMaple
      @MelodicMaple 2 года назад +92

      I remember when at the mall, some people threw a pretzel stand off of the third floor.

    • @nonagonguy6121
      @nonagonguy6121 2 года назад +1

      @@edgaranalhoe7678 well you probably chose pathetic yogurt then

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil 2 года назад +100

      Saw someone just walking around aimlessly with a body pillow
      Went into the Japanese store to buy some candy (basically the Japanese equivalent of Hi-Chews, i absolutely recommend the ramune flavor, it’s even fizzy) and as I was checking out I practiced what little Japanese I know (I’m currently learning) and the cashier just stared blankly at me
      I got yelled at by security for sitting down
      Saw a group of teenage boys, probably seniors, driving around in those tiny kiddie mall cart scooter thingies
      If I think of more I’ll edit
      Edit: okay these ones weren’t at the mall but I have a couple more
      I overheard these snippets of conversation at an ice cream shop/deli:
      “…then I choked on a burrito and almost died, and my music teacher had to give me the Heimlich…”
      “…and then he had the nerve to say “Can you buy me food?””
      At the same ice cream shop, a pigeon flew inside and dive-bombed several patrons, then flew away
      At a restaurant next to a pier: we were sitting outside and this dude drives past on a Segway and says in the most monotone voice “I am Lightning McQueen”
      Saw a child punch the statue of Bullseye (the dog from Target) for no apparent reason, who then sobbed when Bullseye fell over
      A mother takes a tampon from her bag in the pool locker room. Child says “ooo what’s that?” Mother says, incredibly quickly, “NOT FOR YOU”

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 Год назад +167

    You know, if someone accuses their partner of cheating with no real evidence, that’s often a sign that they are the one who’s cheating and projecting it onto their partner.

    • @raij465
      @raij465 6 месяцев назад +3

      Or, that they’ve been cheated on in the past and still have betrayal trauma.

  • @spam2908
    @spam2908 2 года назад +243

    Worst one I know happened to one of my dad's friends. His wife (yes, wife) divorced him because she took a quiz on cosmopolitan that said she shouldn't be married. Worst part was he let her have the house + paid child support as long as he got joint custody of the kids

    • @madias1884
      @madias1884 2 года назад +36

      I hope dude found a better wife

    • @Memoreism
      @Memoreism Год назад

      Wow, she's a real jerk.

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 Год назад +12

      Well maybe it made her realize something, you know? Like it asked something about her relationship and she realized the answer was bad. Idk though

    • @sitcomchristian6886
      @sitcomchristian6886 Год назад +22

      @@elisecode2212 Yeah, it's either something like this and it's being oversimplified to make her sound crazy, OR this just didn't happen and was made up for the sweet, sweet upvotes.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 Год назад +35

      “He let her”?
      Divorce court is heavily biased against men. The husband losing a ton of financial assets, while also not having main custody, and having to pay child support is generally considered to be a lucky outcome for a man.

  • @lorddialtones
    @lorddialtones 2 года назад +751

    Only a true potterhead would get angry when someone would say Voldemort.
    Potterheads scare me

    • @nikkimoon1533
      @nikkimoon1533 2 года назад +34

      Avada--

    • @bonecanoe86
      @bonecanoe86 2 года назад +126

      Yeah they freak me out. As a Ravenclaw I'm too intelligent for such foolishness.

    • @Mrs._Fenc
      @Mrs._Fenc 2 года назад +132

      hehe it kinda sounds like pothead

    • @nonagonguy6121
      @nonagonguy6121 2 года назад +79

      @@Mrs._Fenc this is a real comedy moment

    • @rymikai
      @rymikai 2 года назад +61

      i'd rather die than be w a potterhead considering how aggressively transphobic joke rowling is

  • @ineffablefallen
    @ineffablefallen 2 года назад +654

    seeing matt do the troll face made my day so much better. i actually had a really bad argument with my partner earlier today, but matt’s videos never fail to make me laugh. absolute gold

    • @dakotahrickard
      @dakotahrickard 2 года назад +39

      At the risk of being a creepy RUclips comment replier ... too late, I guess ...
      Arguments, even bad ones, are not a sign of an abnormal or doomed relationship. It is important to try to communicate respectfully, and it's important to have the expectation of being communicated with respectfully. But conflict is a normal part of human-to-human interaction.
      Even stupid arguments can serve as an opportunity for growth. It's a chance to learn more about one another, to reveal your flaws and come to terms with theirs.
      Remember, arguing is communication, even though that communication is a little broken. It's better to have broken communication than no communication at all, which is a sadly typical state.
      Best of luck to you and yours going forward.

    • @Beth_0477
      @Beth_0477 2 года назад +1

      @@dakotahrickard damn shit is too long to read

    • @dakotahrickard
      @dakotahrickard 2 года назад +25

      @@Beth_0477 Yeah. I get that a lot. Which is both really amusing and really not. It's too bad, really.
      Have a nice day.

    • @dakotahrickard
      @dakotahrickard 2 года назад +10

      @oPuggo Interesting. It was probably a paragraph. Certainly, it was too long for Twitter, but this is ... RUclips?
      Trying to find a balance between concision and imprecision.

    • @foxnike6322
      @foxnike6322 2 года назад +13

      @@dakotahrickard lmao don't mind them my guy, your reply was awesome and not long in the slightest. Good advice!

  • @juliashirokova8374
    @juliashirokova8374 Год назад +85

    i broke up with a boy in january. it was long time coming and i had right reasons, but the thing that pushed me over the edge was him getting upset that i wanted to play sims instead of standing in the kitchen with him for half an hour while he cooked FOR HIMSELF ONLY. i prepared a movie for us to watch while he eats and got blankets. he went to a different room and i was like ah okay you want space. next day turns out that me wanting space for 30 minutes is a betrayal and i don't love him.
    so anyway, I'm not dating 18 year olds anymore.

  • @DarlingChaos
    @DarlingChaos 2 года назад +658

    Had a high school boyfriend break up with me before he went to summer camp, cause he didn't think he would be able to stay faithful to me while he was gone. Then proceeded to, for the next 12 YEAR, call me "the one that got away" because I wasn't going to wait around for him to decide to be faithful. Lol. We're both married to other people now, but I still occasionally get messages of "I wish things had been different". 🙄 I don't. Lolol

    • @MightyMyna
      @MightyMyna 2 года назад +43

      Yeah dude fr missed out on your awesomeness

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 2 года назад +182

      Man's not a clown
      He's a whole circus performing a rom-com

    • @alexthibodeau979
      @alexthibodeau979 2 года назад +148

      If he is sending you texts like that, I don't think that he could be faithful to you at summer camp or not lol.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 2 года назад +4

      Are you sure he's the guy and you're the girl? Because that totally sounds backwards lol.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 2 года назад +70

      Should just forward those messages to his wife for the giggles.

  • @numberonesnarkfan
    @numberonesnarkfan 2 года назад +171

    my mum broke up with a large number of kind and loving men because they had "bad energy" and "her guardian angel was guiding her"

    • @thewhompingwampa2671
      @thewhompingwampa2671 2 года назад +71

      Did you try throwing holy water onto her? Pretty sure that wasn't no Guardian Angel.

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 2 года назад +49

      "If you smell shit everywhere you go, check the bottom of your shoes."

    • @damol-pingimaster
      @damol-pingimaster 2 года назад +1

      I'm sorry that is a family member

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 2 года назад

      Sounds like her guardian angel is subtly trying to get into her pants.

    • @arnekgriswold9059
      @arnekgriswold9059 2 года назад +1

      Maybe it's none of your business if she doesn't want to date anyone?

  • @Delqa
    @Delqa 2 года назад +170

    i completely died at the "holy cow" part

  • @LucaGRizzi
    @LucaGRizzi Год назад +20

    "My cousins don't like the way you hold the fork" I have so many questions

  • @S_a_m_
    @S_a_m_ 2 года назад +491

    Puppet school is more important than any relationship, change my mind, I bet you can't

    • @Bobby_Corwen
      @Bobby_Corwen 2 года назад +36

      What's the point of learning puppetry if there are no children to entertain?
      (Not a serious answer)

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 2 года назад

      Always was he looking away, to the future, to the horizon.
      Never was his mind on where. he. was.
      _What_ he was doing, _hm?_
      ruclips.net/video/i3jI3RrMsVI/видео.html

    • @nikkimoon1533
      @nikkimoon1533 2 года назад +12

      Magic school, Bruh.

    • @nikkimoon1533
      @nikkimoon1533 2 года назад +13

      Even Yu-Gi-Oh Duel academy is more important than puppet school.

    • @Mrs._Fenc
      @Mrs._Fenc 2 года назад +30

      I hope they reached their puppetry dreams

  • @jeremycortez13
    @jeremycortez13 2 года назад +358

    The one at 3:33 felt relatable. I went through a similar thing. Had an ex who admitted to me that she'd cheated, and then when I forgave her she told me she wanted a break to consider things. She broke up with me a month later. One of the things she told me was that she felt like, if we continued the relationship, I'd let her walk all over me.

    • @TheFakeMakotoYuki
      @TheFakeMakotoYuki 2 года назад +44

      why are yall trying to get back after getting cheated on smh

    • @jeremycortez13
      @jeremycortez13 2 года назад +161

      @@TheFakeMakotoYuki Didn't know my own worth and forgave too easily. Know better now. Live and learn.

    • @TheFakeMakotoYuki
      @TheFakeMakotoYuki 2 года назад +6

      @@jeremycortez13
      yes

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn 2 года назад +114

      ... well... i can at least give her props for not wanting to walk all over you, i guess.

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 2 года назад

      @Cenestpasmapersonnalité I have a better name for that, it's called "simp", you like it?

  • @Zestieee
    @Zestieee 2 года назад +142

    the best one is "Wait, you guys are getting reasons?".
    i laughed more than i should have

  • @brianroberts783
    @brianroberts783 2 года назад +56

    I actually totally get the one about the cow. Show animals are a major investment of time and money, and if they don't look their best at the fair, you're going to have a tough time getting a return on that investment. Therefore, if you're in a relationship with someone who doesn't understand that and is trying to demand more time than you're able to give them due to your livestock, that's clearly not someone compatible with your lifestyle.

    • @Axqu7227
      @Axqu7227 10 месяцев назад +14

      Get you a partner who’s willing to help you shampoo your livestock!

  • @Reurovision
    @Reurovision 2 года назад +176

    Y’know some of these relationships frankly don’t seem worth it. If someone is willing to break up with you over something as stupid as these, it probably wouldn’t have worked out.

  • @stupidmariomakes730
    @stupidmariomakes730 2 года назад +745

    Honestly, the “I need to spend more time on my oboe” makes sense. Playing oboe, even at a college level, not only includes practicing the instrument, but fine tuning and often making your own reeds. It is a time consuming little shit of an instrument. I love playing the oboe.

    • @justinbuddy56
      @justinbuddy56 2 года назад +131

      Real oboe moment

    • @theKobus
      @theKobus 2 года назад +172

      “I am about to disappear into the practice room for six months” is reasonable grounds for breakup. Like going off to war.

    • @heathermerhout8775
      @heathermerhout8775 2 года назад +30

      I’m about to graduate as a music composition major; I’ve seen for myself just how much time music majors need to practice and perfect their skills!

    • @spiritmushroomenergy
      @spiritmushroomenergy 2 года назад +13

      I think about this comment about once a month and I don't know why, its just ingrained in my memory...so thanks I guess.

    • @DavidSartor0
      @DavidSartor0 2 года назад +5

      @@spiritmushroomenergy The comment was made less than two months ago.

  • @madmouse1016
    @madmouse1016 2 года назад +152

    This makes me breaking up cause I fell out of love with my ex seem more reasonable and I now feel like a normal human being

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 года назад +66

      That's literally the most valid reason you can possibly have! In fact you _should_ break up with someone in that situation, it would be wrong _not_ to.

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 2 года назад +21

      @@NoriMori1992 Exactly what I thought

  • @PotassiumCat6163
    @PotassiumCat6163 2 года назад +105

    4:00 Imagine having to sit the rest of the flight with your ex girlfriend 😬

    • @littlesisterlover9105
      @littlesisterlover9105 Год назад +13

      I used to do traveling work with a missionary group. On one of those trips, my plane seat was next to a girl in the group I had previously dated, a relationship that had ended when she cheated on me. What an awful flight that was.

  • @wyfyr6287
    @wyfyr6287 2 года назад +79

    The short “I smelled like soup” got me

    • @ABB14-11
      @ABB14-11 2 года назад +7

      The real question is: what soup?

  • @ClownieFace
    @ClownieFace 2 года назад +559

    They think I broke up with them because of their ADHD.
    No, I broke up with them because they were using Hyper fixation as a reason to neglect our relationship, and only loved me because I could voice their favorite characters.
    Before you get pissed off at me, I have ADHD as well. Hyperfixation doesn't mean that you can just neglect all of your relationships. I do hyperfixate. I still make immense amounts of time for my loved ones.

    • @piranhalettuce
      @piranhalettuce Год назад +104

      Damn that sucks, imagine only loving someone because they can voice a fictional character.

    • @miaa7968
      @miaa7968 Год назад +84

      Don't let anyone tell you you're in the wrong. My partner and I both have ADHD, and question mark on autism as well for the both of us. We struggle a lot with our ADHD but we're also grown adults who have to take responsibility for our actions and accept our neurodivergency explains why we act the way we do but does not justify neglectful behaviour, so we work hard. Your ex was lame and scapegoated their ADHD as a disguise to treat you like shit.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Год назад +10

      Did you date Abed Nadir?

    • @vendettaknight104
      @vendettaknight104 Год назад

      ADHD's a bitch, ain't it?

    • @AnnaColon3
      @AnnaColon3 Год назад +2

      i have ADHD too and i stand w u

  • @celadonk
    @celadonk 2 года назад +108

    I was practicing the oboe with this on in the background, suddenly hearing "I need to practice my oboe right now" gave me a bit of a shock

    • @cheesestyx945
      @cheesestyx945 2 года назад +7

      Are you in a relationship? Might be fate telling you to end it, jk.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 2 года назад +13

      @@cheesestyx945 He's probably in a relationship with his oboe.

    • @macoroniwiththechickenstri3622
      @macoroniwiththechickenstri3622 2 года назад +3

      I play oboe too!

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh Год назад +1

      @@Tjalve70 Followup: does playing an Oboe in a relationship count as cheating?

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 2 года назад +39

    1:55 If you dump an immortal person you're missing out.

  • @ZachariahMBaird
    @ZachariahMBaird 2 года назад +3133

    Honestly being named Holly Jolly is a perfectly acceptable reason to break up.

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches 2 года назад +509

      Unless you're the protagonist of a Hallmark movie.

    • @Brave_Sir_Robin
      @Brave_Sir_Robin 2 года назад +94

      Agreed- just like the so having the same name as one of your parents

    • @wordsmith451
      @wordsmith451 2 года назад +44

      said Zachariah.

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 2 года назад +158

      @@wordsmith451 you sound like what a 45 year old uncle would call a kid named Rebecca to try to sound cool

    • @wtf_is_this_handle_shit
      @wtf_is_this_handle_shit 2 года назад +81

      @@ZachariahMBaird "Hey there, Becko!!"

  • @mat3wcb10
    @mat3wcb10 2 года назад +225

    I got broke up because of the almost classic "I need to focus on my studies"
    She failed all of the exams

    • @jj02mc27
      @jj02mc27 2 года назад +3

      oof

    • @kaylynn709
      @kaylynn709 2 года назад +12

      THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY OMG nto the breaking up part BUT YOUKNOW

    • @AnnXYZ666
      @AnnXYZ666 2 года назад +22

      She might not the brightest, but she tried.
      Nonetheless, it's funny.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 2 года назад +37

      I mean... She really did need to focus 😂

    • @hooligan9794
      @hooligan9794 2 года назад +13

      Sounds like she did REALLY needed to focus on her studies.

  • @certified_geek7536
    @certified_geek7536 2 года назад +602

    These people just liked the idea of being in a relationship and found out they had absolutely no love for the person they decided to date.
    At least hang out with someone once or twice before trying to date them.

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 2 года назад +47

      The puppet guy was legit though? If you’re leaving to pursue higher education you should do so- we wouldn’t be saying the same thing if it was law school.

    • @asriel5541
      @asriel5541 2 года назад

      literally baseless assumption

    • @doplop
      @doplop 2 года назад +18

      @@runeanonymous9760 why would you have to break up to do that though

    • @MedokaLightning
      @MedokaLightning 2 года назад +2

      @@runeanonymous9760 and… why is that now a „legit reason“ to break up with someone? O.o if he’s a nice guy how cares? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @commenturthegreat2915
      @commenturthegreat2915 2 года назад +47

      @@MedokaLightning He had to choose between relationship and career. He chose career. That sucks for both of them, but it's a perfectly reasonable choice. Let's be honest, the notion that there's only one relationship that could ever work for you is unrealistic, and sacrificing everything else you have for it just isn't viable most of the time.

  • @davisthedaviskids2574
    @davisthedaviskids2574 Год назад +38

    2:30 this face is awesome

  • @0bashie
    @0bashie 2 года назад +256

    Not the most outrageous reason, but I was dumped by someone I loved a lot for being "too obsessed" with her, because I texted "Good morning!" every day. We were together for over a year and she never said anything of it.

    • @disguisedcat1750
      @disguisedcat1750 Год назад +34

      How dare you

    • @sephiroth0409
      @sephiroth0409 Год назад +11

      Well if you also wrote it while she was sleeping next too you I would understand

    • @Nikita_Akashya
      @Nikita_Akashya Год назад +27

      That is so weird. Me and my friends all have a round of good mornings in our group chat every day. How is that being obsessed with someone? I don't get it.

    • @jacobfreeland6881
      @jacobfreeland6881 Год назад +3

      @@Nikita_Akashya It would feel kinda needy to me, like the person isn’t emotionally prepared to get on with their day until they’ve interacted with me.

    • @jolecaes2517
      @jolecaes2517 Год назад +73

      ​@@jacobfreeland6881 Bad morning to you then

  • @MaterialObserver3956
    @MaterialObserver3956 2 года назад +246

    I wasn't even in a huge relationship. met a girl on tinder. told her I owned (Greek) Spartan armor and a sword and immediately just said "This isn't gonna go anywhere anymore." and stopped talking to me on tinder

    • @mildlymarvelous
      @mildlymarvelous 2 года назад +87

      Bro I would LOVE to have a boyfriend who owned Spartan armor and a sword, how cool is that??

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 года назад +85

      That's cool as fuck, I hope that the next person you date appreciates the spartan armor and sword.

    • @MaterialObserver3956
      @MaterialObserver3956 2 года назад +22

      @@neoqwerty Thanks, I hope so too

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 2 года назад +30

      Lmaooo unrelated story but now I can share my own wack Tinder experience that happened recently. Dude wanted the second date to be a double date with his cousin and her boyfriend, and despite me thinking it was too early, he insisted.
      Turns out the boyfriend was never coming and I'm 98% sure it was just a way for me to agree to his cousin sussing me out and determine whether or not I was "good enough" for him. Pretty awkward experience whenever she was around, and a few mostly-interactionless (due to him, I'll add) days later he suddenly tells me he doesn't want to see me again. No reasoning, just "This is over, bye." Pretty sure I dodged a *huge* bullet. Blegh.

    • @cojec
      @cojec 2 года назад +11

      Oh, wow, she really saw Damascus steel and thought it was aluminum foil.
      Honestly, I'm not even joking, I would love to be in a relationship with someone who owns Spartan armor and a sword. That immediately tells me so much about their personality, and I love every part of it.
      Hope you can find someone who appreciates you and your weaponry!

  • @DoctorPhilGud
    @DoctorPhilGud 2 года назад +319

    My girlfriend of the time dumped me because we were sharing our favorite songs and this was 10 years ago and I didn't know that Rick astley had become a meme yet. I shared Never gunna give you up. She thought I was being a dick and never spoke to me again.

    • @jj02mc27
      @jj02mc27 2 года назад +64

      oh you poor soul

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr 2 года назад +32

      my girlfriend was unironically into that song 6 months ago when we started dating and i almost had the experience your exgirlfriend did

    • @spudowmahbrethren9392
      @spudowmahbrethren9392 2 года назад +162

      It seems that she gave you up, possibly letting you down. She ran around and deserted you.

    • @yairsense
      @yairsense 2 года назад +14

      That is the saddest thing I have heard today

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX 2 года назад +30

      Yo, that song is good, though, memes be damned.

  • @MikeStavola
    @MikeStavola Год назад +17

    Dated someone who was passive-aggressive in the most unhinged way. For instance, one day, I didn't want to go out to dinner. She was upset about that. The next three times she visited me, she had one-sided conversations with my one cat, in which she swore said cat agreed with her, and also that the cat hated me.
    Fun addition to that- she refused to "converse" with my other cat because she was incredibly toxic and was secretly in love with me.
    Anyway, long story short, found out she was an unmedicated schizophrenic that had a criminal record for violent offences, and entire parts of her life were made up. So, I broke up with her.
    It's been 11 years. She still stalks me.

  • @mymo_in_Bb
    @mymo_in_Bb 2 года назад +404

    "I need to focus on my oboe right now" is a perfectly valid reason, you know how much care and work double reeds require?
    I mean I don't play double reeds, only single reeds, but oh boy I've heard stories about them

    • @noxnox-e9s
      @noxnox-e9s 2 года назад +9

      Damn it double reeds are horrible dont get me started

    • @JSearsFilms27
      @JSearsFilms27 2 года назад +38

      I play baritone and wanted to try out the school’s bassoon since they’re both c instruments and I wanted to broaden my horizons a bit. My teacher’s response was basically “hoho no you don’t”

    • @noxnox-e9s
      @noxnox-e9s 2 года назад +13

      @@JSearsFilms27 yea you dont i tried oboe once
      I went back to claritnet

    • @dakotahrickard
      @dakotahrickard 2 года назад +13

      The only double reed I ever played was the bagpipe.
      Also, with what music majors have to put up with, I don't see how any of them maintain solid commitments to anything else.
      I never was a Music major btw, just hung out with them an awful lot, because ... I would have been one, except I hate the idea of taking twelve 1-credit-hour classes :) or whatever.
      I kind of think breaking up to practice the oboe more shows some other unhealthy traits in one or both partners though. Like, why break up with someone to practice more. Just ask them to take some time to go on fewer dates. Makes me think there's probably either more to the story or a serious communications or confidence problem.

    • @dakotahrickard
      @dakotahrickard 2 года назад +2

      @@JSearsFilms27 Always meant to try the bassoon. Too bad I don't know anyone who has one. I play a bit of baritone though. Wish I could get my hands on a proper euphonium. The whole reason I like the bassoon so much is the dark, mellow sound of it. The euphonium is supposed to be darker and mellower than the baritone at least?

  • @glassofwater281
    @glassofwater281 2 года назад +47

    The "holy cow" one at 1:40 got me

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind 2 года назад +206

    Once, a girl broke up with me when she found out I had the same middle name as her brother and insisted that meant we were related and couldn't date.

    • @poopman6944
      @poopman6944 2 года назад +40

      y'know most of these seem fake but you just can't make this shit up 💀
      also was she blonde lmao

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 года назад +53

      I… How does she think middle names work?!

    • @elot5146
      @elot5146 2 года назад +45

      it's like DNA. if you and your partner's name have the same letters you're already on thin ice. but if you have the same middle name it means your parents have such similar tastes y'all may as well be siblings. source: the umm, y'know, the uhhh.. yeh

    • @TitusRedwind
      @TitusRedwind 2 года назад

      @@poopman6944 she was blonde funny enough.

    • @justinbuddy56
      @justinbuddy56 2 года назад +15

      @@elot5146 That’s a nice argument senator. Why don’t you back it up with a source?

  • @beast0339
    @beast0339 Год назад +333

    As someone who is very *very* neurodivergent and I've been told by many people I'm difficult to understand at face value, seeing people break up with other people for the dumbest reasons doesn't make my relationship anxiety and crippling fear of loneliness any better...

    • @LeviAckerman-cl6iy
      @LeviAckerman-cl6iy Год назад +26

      We’ll be alright one day bud, it just takes time

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 Год назад +40

      If it makes you feel better, can you imagine how disloyal these people had to have been to break up with their partners over this shit? If someone breaks up with you over something that stupid, I'd argue that they'd be doing you a favor. For example, I saw a couple of comments on here about the "her psychic told her I was secretly gay" saying things like "Well, at least that psychic saved him the trouble of having to figure out that his girlfriend is a complete moron."

    • @jessicaferrari3987
      @jessicaferrari3987 Год назад +14

      You will hopefully find a very similar type of neurodivergent and things are gonna be much easier.
      It is important to mask as little as possible, only when really necessary (to keep a job if really worth it), because in that way you will attract more people like you! It's like a filter, only the good ones for you will remain! This was a non requested advise from a neurodivergent woman with a long term neurodivergent boyfriend, but an average of 1 and a half friends. Just so you know also the risks.... 😅

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 Год назад +16

      Well, as an encouragement, most neurotypical people don't break up for reasons like these

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 Год назад +3

      I'm sure you'll find someone :) being honest and both wanting to communicate to solve problems helps a lot. Sometimes people either don't want to communicate (perhaps they feel that their partner 'should just know' what's wrong), or sometimes they don't know how. But at least you will be able to say that you tried and you learned about yourself by dating people.

  • @yoyohan9
    @yoyohan9 2 года назад +75

    That first guy was either not ready to be in another relationship after being cheated on, or he was really in a rush to get out of his current relationship.

    • @garfieldunderpants9914
      @garfieldunderpants9914 2 года назад +1

      Or he just thought it would reduce the chances of getting cheated on in the next relationship.

    • @hunterlawrence3573
      @hunterlawrence3573 2 года назад +6

      sounded like trust issues

    • @yoyohan9
      @yoyohan9 2 года назад

      @@hunterlawrence3573 Yeah, I think so too

    • @GiantProcrastiNation
      @GiantProcrastiNation 2 года назад +2

      It definitely feels like he ended it because he wasn't ready for a relationship. His ex shattered his trust and it feels like he couldn't bring himself to trust the new gf and so had to end it

  • @toastbiscuits9160
    @toastbiscuits9160 2 года назад +221

    when i was around 13 or 14 i had a girlfriend who broke up with me because i was 'too clingy'.
    how was i clingy: Made them in the sims 4.

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 года назад +14

      I dunno. I think I would break up with someone too if they made my likeness in Sims without asking.

    • @creeperhunterD
      @creeperhunterD 2 года назад +77

      @@heathercalun4919 Are you joking, or...?

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 года назад +83

      @@creeperhunterD Sims are SERIOUS. BUSINESS.

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 2 года назад +7

      I mean we all do that, how's that clingy?

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 года назад +77

      @@creeperhunterD It's not clingy, but if I see myself in the Sims it will cause a time paradox and I'll evaporate. And that's just really inconsiderate on the part of my bf to do that to me.

  • @Evan_2-the_sequel
    @Evan_2-the_sequel 2 года назад +80

    0:45 I just imagine loud hardcore dubstep with the album cover just being comic sans

    • @PoopyButthole123
      @PoopyButthole123 Год назад

      I would purchase that so fast

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime 10 месяцев назад +6

      i'm imagining arial or times new roman, like he didnt even change it when he typed it out

  • @Xx_FluffFries_xX
    @Xx_FluffFries_xX Год назад +90

    This has absolutely NOTHING to do with the video but I would like to share that I one time had a conversation with my parents about how I thought it was stupid that people thought octopuses were aliens. That conversation led to a conversation about how I should enjoy life.

    • @charliegreekdominos69420
      @charliegreekdominos69420 Год назад +12

      W-What? How? How the conversation went from the octopuses being aliens to "You should enjoy life"? That escalated quickly.

    • @sunettas9738
      @sunettas9738 Год назад +1

      Maybe it's their way of saying they shouldn't care about such things?

    • @Xx_FluffFries_xX
      @Xx_FluffFries_xX Год назад +16

      @@sunettas9738 it went from a conversation about the theories people have about octopuses, then a religious conversation, then about how I should enjoy life, and finally what i want my career to be.

    • @falsemcnuggethope
      @falsemcnuggethope 14 дней назад

      Sounds like an intentional change of subject

  • @dragonheart7901
    @dragonheart7901 2 года назад +90

    One of my exes broke up with me because his friend convinced him I was manipulating him. She has never met me. And when she did, all it took was less than 20 minutes and she was apologising and we became best friends. I went back to my ex to talk to him about it and he came out as gay

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 2 года назад +6

      Damn are you ok tho

    • @dragonheart7901
      @dragonheart7901 2 года назад +15

      @@schoo9256 yeah I was a-ok. It helped to think I didged a bullet. If he was gonna break up with me over blatant lies, I didnt want to stick around and see what other bs he'd get heated over. Besides, he's gay so not point wishing to be back together

    • @factperson179
      @factperson179 Год назад +4

      That went a way better direction than I thought it would

    • @Kain_cee
      @Kain_cee Год назад +4

      This one was a rollercoaster.

  • @gameprose4293
    @gameprose4293 2 года назад +94

    Dumbest thing I got dumped for was when I dated the sister of my, at the time, good friend. Basically, he told me she wanted to have a boyfriend but couldn't find anyone interested so he hooked us up. He then went on to dislike how close the both of us got, and eventually convinced her that I planned on 'forced adult naughty timing' (Don't want to say the actual word cause we're on youtube) her. Later found out that he wanted us to break up because he was a bit too into his own sister and got jealous. Haven't talked to either of them since 2008.

    • @MidnightDrake
      @MidnightDrake Год назад +37

      Sweet home ala--

    • @wadejg_blaze0n213
      @wadejg_blaze0n213 Год назад +4

      🤨

    • @greatmusic142
      @greatmusic142 Год назад

      😳😏

    • @SavouryGalette
      @SavouryGalette Год назад +29

      I misread that first sentence as "Dumbest thing I got dumped for was when I dated my sister"
      O.O

    • @gameprose4293
      @gameprose4293 Год назад +7

      @@SavouryGalette Ha. Due stuff I don't wanna get into, I do have sisters but I've never met them and have no idea who they are. It's why I don't hook up with anyone when I visit Nevada (last state I heard they lived in).
      I'm actually the oldest of 13 kids (last I heard, anyways), but I only really know two of my siblings because our grandparents raised the three of us.

  • @shroomyk
    @shroomyk 2 года назад +193

    I'm binging your videos because I'm having a depressive episode and happened to run out of my medication for the next 4 days. You are probably literally saving my life right now. Thanks man.

    • @carolscarlette
      @carolscarlette 2 года назад +22

      hope you're okay now

    • @shroomyk
      @shroomyk 2 года назад +25

      @@carolscarlette I am! Got my meds. Took 2 weeks to get them. 🙄
      Thank you very much.

    • @Backup-wm9cn
      @Backup-wm9cn 2 года назад +10

      dude I'm so sorry you have to go through depression and your meds run out. Never happened to me as my pharmacy is good about schedules and I'm good about taking the right amount at the right time. But either way I'm glad this legend's videos are helping you thru it and that you never hurt yourself during this episode. Cheers!

    • @Crab380
      @Crab380 2 года назад +5

      The same thing is happening to me right now, what a coincidence. Glad you're ok.

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 2 года назад +2

      Videos are the only ones that provoke actual physical after out of me.

  • @mcbuffin3113
    @mcbuffin3113 2 года назад +40

    I ABSOLUTELY disagree to the niece dumping her BF cuz her name is Holly & his last name is Jolly. I would LOVE to be called Holly Jolly in the future, that would be AMAZING! I’d do whatever I can to keep him not break up with him.

  • @deathsheadmothranch7188
    @deathsheadmothranch7188 2 года назад +65

    They really missed out on having a Holly Jolly Christmas

  • @carlchapman4053
    @carlchapman4053 2 года назад +93

    I was married to a ..(the old term is manic depressive)..woman and I was often woken into an argument because she had a dream that I was the cause. I honestly loved her but being woken by a punch to the face because ..'I wouldn't dream it if I could trust you' eventually became old. I tried to explain that we all have 'falling from heights and naked in front of people' dreams but they are not real but that wasn't good enough.

    • @disguisedcat1750
      @disguisedcat1750 Год назад +17

      These kind of delusional reasons scare me the most.. there is absolutely nothing you can do

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Год назад +10

      It does take a lot of effort to get out of those dreams, I've had a few that, out of weird hormone-changes (thyroid problems) I sortof got stuck in for half an hour and was convinced I had hurt someone.
      Was crying on my bed for ages before I realised I'd dreamt it and everyone was fine. Granted, I had nobody to calmly explain to me that it was a dream, I just sortof half-asleep sobbed in my pillow.

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 Год назад +15

      In case you were curious, the modern term is bipolar.

    • @FeminineBoySpirit
      @FeminineBoySpirit Год назад +4

      The most common explanation I've been given about dreams where you get cheated on are that they are manifestations of your own personal gripes with yourself.

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 11 месяцев назад +3

      We all gonna gloss over the punched in the face part?

  • @luckyzonkey8027
    @luckyzonkey8027 2 года назад +30

    The delivery on that "holy cow" line was perfect

  • @zerothefox9027
    @zerothefox9027 Год назад +79

    Yeah the pretzel story reminds me of the time my mom's ex-wife scolded/berated me for spitting out a piece of corn that I was choking on. Very cool of her 🙃

    • @leargamma4912
      @leargamma4912 Год назад

      The real problem is your mom married a woman. That is a recioe for disaster

    • @shaunburchett5428
      @shaunburchett5428 9 месяцев назад +23

      How dare you spit out a piece of corn rather than choking and dying like a considerate person

    • @MLBedits4U-bc1sp
      @MLBedits4U-bc1sp 7 месяцев назад

      @@shaunburchett5428 ikr, so disrespectful

    • @TheIT221
      @TheIT221 6 месяцев назад +3

      Nothing like the feeling of being gaslighted that something that was dangerous was somehow *all* your fault!

  • @dekustick6870
    @dekustick6870 2 года назад +106

    Friend of mine was told “Let’s just be friends for a while.”
    They stayed friends for a while.
    He was then blocked on everything and a mutual friend informed him that he’s supposed to stay away from her because his presence makes her “uncomfortable”.
    She removed him from the group chat, effectively removing him from the friend group, and separating him and his friends.
    Now he has panic attacks and does some uhh dangerous things with sharp stuff.

    • @chainswordcs
      @chainswordcs 2 года назад +29

      jesus, hope he's doing okay

    • @B0YFIII
      @B0YFIII 2 года назад +13

      Oh lord, i hope he's okay. Hope he feels better soon.

    • @damol-pingimaster
      @damol-pingimaster 2 года назад

      Tell them to feel better! And oh yeah F**K YOU PERSON WHO DID THAT TO HIM!!

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 2 года назад +22

      If the friends didn't just tell her to chill and put him back there, that's shit friends.

    • @dekustick6870
      @dekustick6870 2 года назад +8

      Oh yeah he’s ok now he just doesn’t like love anymore

  •  2 года назад +67

    Most of these people dodged some serious bullets

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 2 года назад +180

    I once got broken up with because the girl "loved my chemical romance too much" like she made up this whole scenario in which she "won a competition" to hang out with them, get one of the member's phone number, which she "wasn't supposed to give to me" but did anyway and it turned out to be her little brother. I mean, I knew it was all bullshit from the start but I went along with it to see how far she'd take it, very far apparently.

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 2 года назад +10

      So, is she schizophrenic, or just too much of a coward to break up in a straight forward manner? xD

    • @baalrog887
      @baalrog887 2 года назад +31

      @@MyouKyuubi she definitely had problems I can tell you that dude 😂

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 Год назад +5

      wh-

  • @expeng
    @expeng Год назад +4

    Honestly, the one at 3:23 is completely fair. I sure wouldn't want to be known as "Holly Jolly" for the rest of my life.

    • @MelEl-s6e
      @MelEl-s6e 7 месяцев назад +1

      you CAN legally name change...