How to Play the Floor is Lava? (Terrible Advice)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 май 2019
  • THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Quick what do you do? Don't Panic! We are here to advise you with tips, tricks and everything you need to know for when your floor starts to become a molten pool of hot bubbly goo!
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  • @CardboardMayhem
    @CardboardMayhem  5 лет назад +114

    Always be careful when playing with Spicy Floor Lava! What would you like to see explained in a future video?

    • @TheAuraCat
      @TheAuraCat 5 лет назад

      Maybe a video about becoming a Pokémon master?

    • @CarrotBee
      @CarrotBee 5 лет назад +2

      How not to fall down the stairs

    • @evelynrosa3501
      @evelynrosa3501 5 лет назад

      Help

    • @CarrotBee
      @CarrotBee 5 лет назад

      @@rajvishah6106 thx :)

    • @nightsair4459
      @nightsair4459 5 лет назад

      Maybe about how to survive a FART TORNADO

  • @AlmostAlice
    @AlmostAlice 5 лет назад +36

    Let's sacrifice Gary to the lava monster in the ritual of pha'thu'mara

  • @olly1732
    @olly1732 5 лет назад +18

    Gary: the floor is lava
    Me: *crab walks on ceiling*

  • @chrisaishere2555
    @chrisaishere2555 5 лет назад +44

    YES FINALLY, ANOTHER VIDEO!

  • @hostilestick1453
    @hostilestick1453 4 года назад +28

    Day: 7 my friend got melted by the lava while getting snacks, Jerry was a good friend. P.S. don't trust Gary
    Day: 8 I think I saw the lava monster, I will try to get snacks without getting eaten by the lava monster.
    Day: 9 the lava has lowered, there's no way im gonna cross the room. I found a solution.
    Day: 10 wow the lava lowered by about 20 cm last night, almost to the ground floor. P.S. I got rid of Gary.
    Day: 11 the lava is gone, HORAY!!!

    • @TheDaneTV
      @TheDaneTV Год назад

      And then Gary will say it again.

  • @bryanlozano8946
    @bryanlozano8946 5 лет назад +125

    Garry:the floor is la-
    Me:(fires gun at garry)NO

  • @thememesterbutdifferentname
    @thememesterbutdifferentname 4 года назад +4

    gary: the floor is la-
    me: *(yeets phone at lighting speeds in between his eyes)*

  • @vex3365
    @vex3365 4 года назад +10

    Gary: The floor is lav-
    Me: *say that last part I dare you*

    • @squazguy
      @squazguy 4 года назад

      Gary:a
      You:*yeets gary to the lava monsters*

    • @vex3365
      @vex3365 3 года назад

      Dean Game123 NnNOOoo

  • @gangsterspongebob5492
    @gangsterspongebob5492 5 лет назад +7

    Gary:THE FLOOR IS LA-
    me:*slap*
    me:no!

  • @random_number_sequence
    @random_number_sequence 4 года назад +2

    gary:THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
    me: but im in the couch
    gary:THE COUCH IS LAVA
    me: *dies*

  • @brebisreal
    @brebisreal 3 года назад +1

    ''Dont worry, you can now use their dead body as a floating boat for a few seconds''
    -Cardboard Mayhem

  • @user-qj5fj5ng9p
    @user-qj5fj5ng9p 5 лет назад

    Happy the channels back!

  • @Silliness455
    @Silliness455 Год назад

    You don’t even know how relatable this is, with the lava monster. When I was little, me and my friends would play this, and right before I got to the door way, my friend says “there should be a monster!” Then they would tag me before I could respond.

  • @jasroopbanwait7041
    @jasroopbanwait7041 4 года назад +1

    I did find this advice deadly and unhelpful thank you for the info now I can stop Gary from pokemon saying the floor is lava

  • @adrianboyd6250
    @adrianboyd6250 4 года назад

    0:58 TEAMWORK FROM HEAVEN

  • @rwooooshmeifurgay573
    @rwooooshmeifurgay573 4 года назад +1

    “ The floor is- “
    “ *Shut up, Gary.* “

  • @yusufruto382
    @yusufruto382 5 лет назад

    This channel deserves more subs likes and views

    • @yusufruto382
      @yusufruto382 5 лет назад

      Omggggggg cardboard mayhem liked my comentttttt I love your content so much!!!

  • @daus1446
    @daus1446 5 лет назад +2

    The floor is *DEHMAHDAWG*

  • @djensen3136
    @djensen3136 5 лет назад +17

    Please do life advise about how to train your charmander.

    • @user-ht5ei8gi1m
      @user-ht5ei8gi1m 2 года назад

      How to Train Your Demogorgon is close enough.

  • @momin786mzr
    @momin786mzr 3 года назад

    Gary:the floor is la-
    Me: shut up before i throw you into the the scolding lava

  • @snipuhh__enthusiast2736
    @snipuhh__enthusiast2736 4 года назад +1

    *It's very helpful I pushed my sister, grabed my bongo and, skit trhough as she screamed in pain, was eaten by a lava monster and I got to the charger*

  • @darkstrideisi3346
    @darkstrideisi3346 4 года назад +1

    Oh no your best friend fell into the lava!
    Oh well, now you can use his smoldering body to get across

  • @d4rky294
    @d4rky294 4 года назад +1

    I love this channel

  • @jaykay8426
    @jaykay8426 3 года назад

    Gary: the floor is ice!
    Me: wait what? *freezes*

  • @durpnick
    @durpnick 5 лет назад

    Good advise... tell everyone you can!!!

  • @sergvolt2735
    @sergvolt2735 2 года назад

    gary: the floor is lav-
    me: *SATAN, SHALL YOU TAKE THIS FORBIDDEN SOUL.*

  • @flannels9631
    @flannels9631 5 лет назад +2

    Haven’t heard anyone mention it in a long time
    I actually use to play this
    With my brother way before it went viral
    I think one of us would be on the sofa
    While the other the lava monster tried to drag the other off the sofa

  • @Cavaleiro_Oculto
    @Cavaleiro_Oculto 5 лет назад

    Your channel is very funny and creative.

  • @PNGnationn
    @PNGnationn 4 года назад

    Gary: The floor is...
    *Shoots gun at Gary*
    Me: NO

  • @squazguy
    @squazguy 4 года назад

    Cardboard Mayhem presents!
    How to kill Gary
    1.Feed him to the lava ritual
    2.Shoot Gary from existence
    3.change the tv channel

  • @mikrasoisuvarn5634
    @mikrasoisuvarn5634 4 года назад +2

    Gary:The floor is la..
    Me:shut the Beeb up!

  • @robojaney
    @robojaney 4 года назад +1

    How to avoid Gary saying
    Gary: The floor is la
    *shoots gary*
    ... huh
    Guess I already killed him
    Huh

  • @pieegee8532
    @pieegee8532 4 года назад

    Thanks now i am getting good at this game

  • @Phuckme1nce
    @Phuckme1nce 5 лет назад +2

    Hello im here to watch

  • @Miklman
    @Miklman 5 лет назад

    Thank you

  • @mariasilva-to4zi
    @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад +1

    Garry: the floor is lava
    Me: but I'm in a chair
    Garry: the chair is lava
    Me: Noooooo! **Dies**

    • @mariasilva-to4zi
      @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад

      Me if Garry did not exist: **happy safe human noises**

    • @mariasilva-to4zi
      @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад

      Me if anti floor lava spray did not exist dies everytime the floor turns to lava **unhappy human noises**

  • @zacharybarajas307
    @zacharybarajas307 3 года назад +1

    Yes sacrifice Gary for the greater good 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @imdurpy4145
    @imdurpy4145 5 лет назад

    I only watched 3 episodes and it’s the best

  • @StillBraydon
    @StillBraydon 5 лет назад

    I dont get why i laugh but i do!

  • @spirtekop5927
    @spirtekop5927 3 года назад

    To be honest I found this helpful i have fallen into the lava 5 times before I watched this

  • @uhh9030
    @uhh9030 4 года назад

    Gary: _The Floor Is Lav-_
    Me: **Points Yellow Sword At Gary** _NO!_

  • @lagstudios94
    @lagstudios94 4 года назад +1

    Of course who doesn't buy the good'ol anti floor lava spray

  • @ReneeDelaCruz
    @ReneeDelaCruz 4 года назад

    Gary : Lets play a game.
    Me : What ga-
    Gary : Da floor is lava!

  • @jaydenpugers1783
    @jaydenpugers1783 3 года назад

    Good to know

  • @therobloxgamer6109
    @therobloxgamer6109 5 лет назад +2

    This is hilarious

  • @thathing1657
    @thathing1657 5 лет назад

    Oh yaaaaaa I'm almost there nomnom lava monster

  • @residentflamingo115
    @residentflamingo115 4 года назад

    I spray the ground with anti-lava spray so Gary can't make the floor lava

  • @mariasilva-to4zi
    @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад +1

    Lava monster: I kill you!
    Me: NO **sprays lava monster with anti floor lava spray**
    Lava monster: Noooooo! **Dies**

    • @mariasilva-to4zi
      @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад

      Me: sprays friend with anti floor lava spray
      Garry: the floor is lava
      Friend: doesn't burn up
      Garry: mission failed!

    • @mariasilva-to4zi
      @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад

      Garry: the floor is lava
      Me: pours water into lava
      Lava: **turns to obsidian**
      Garry: **confused Garry noises**

    • @mariasilva-to4zi
      @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад

      How to *kill GARY*

  • @markvaudreuil2394
    @markvaudreuil2394 5 лет назад +1

    u killed me once you said you can use there dead bodies

  • @pokemastr1326
    @pokemastr1326 3 года назад

    0:47 furby 🤣🤣🤣🤣 is that the first thing you thought of why furby

  • @thejigsawyer1980
    @thejigsawyer1980 5 лет назад

    You deserve more subs

    • @CardboardMayhem
      @CardboardMayhem  5 лет назад

      Ooohhh you!! XD

    • @thejigsawyer1980
      @thejigsawyer1980 5 лет назад

      It’s true thought, also HI!

    • @thejigsawyer1980
      @thejigsawyer1980 5 лет назад

      And hey! I see that you have at least 10k more views on each video, and it’s just a matter of time before you get millions!

  • @CTnoodles
    @CTnoodles 4 года назад

    Thank you useful advice since I am made of cardboard

  • @mariasilva-to4zi
    @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад +1

    Me: how to stop Gary
    Internet: spray the floor with anti floor lava spray
    Me: let's do that
    Me: sprays the floor with anti floor lava spray
    Gary: the floor is lava **nothing happens**

    • @mariasilva-to4zi
      @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад

      Garry: The Floor is La-
      Me: (shoots Gary in the face)NO you butthead!

  • @hamadded7353
    @hamadded7353 4 года назад

    This reminds me of battle block theater

  • @snakeeyes1010
    @snakeeyes1010 5 лет назад +3

    Im the 1K LIKER YES!!!

  • @puppymaster67mclaggan4
    @puppymaster67mclaggan4 5 лет назад +1

    Cool

  • @user-ht5ei8gi1m
    @user-ht5ei8gi1m 2 года назад

    Oh, what the #$&@ Gary! We wouldn’t be in this situation if it weren’t for you!!!

  • @toongrowner1
    @toongrowner1 4 года назад

    How to Play the floor is lava, or in other words, this one game that every kid on the damn world seems to know for some reason ;P

  • @Chris-xh9kp
    @Chris-xh9kp 3 года назад

    How The Hell Do You Have SO MUCH CARDBOARD

  • @zebas2984
    @zebas2984 5 лет назад

    1:00 dang Danny dark

  • @Spider-Toxin
    @Spider-Toxin 3 года назад +1

    0:06 did anyone ever hear this

  • @mariasilva-to4zi
    @mariasilva-to4zi 4 года назад

    Gary: the floor is Lava
    Me: the lava is floor
    Gary: 😕 why?

  • @ShafiqYoutube81
    @ShafiqYoutube81 4 года назад

    This reminds me of that Star Wars meme

  • @clan2v2gonzales98
    @clan2v2gonzales98 4 года назад

    Hiiiiiii and yessss a. Ww newwwwwww viddddd

  • @Ant_type
    @Ant_type 4 года назад

    Very epic i love this vid gary prob dosent lol

  • @-cupcakeanimations-
    @-cupcakeanimations- 5 лет назад

    How about how to drive a car?
    Btw nice vid uwu

  • @derpyboi123
    @derpyboi123 3 года назад

    Wow

  • @trendgeisawesome617
    @trendgeisawesome617 4 года назад

    Oh u ThInk Garry 0:06

  • @cucumber9700
    @cucumber9700 4 года назад +1

    My grampa is Gary and I love Papa g

  • @ctoups3048
    @ctoups3048 5 лет назад

    Dang it garry

  • @Teddybear6775
    @Teddybear6775 4 года назад +1

    Me. sits down in couch happily
    Gary yells the floor is lava.
    Kid next to me accidentally bumps a teddy bear into the lava.
    I stare at Gary furiously and yell.
    DANG IT GARY!
    (Few months later)
    Gary enters the room.
    Me at the couch smile menacingly. Gary sits down.
    Me. THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
    Teddy bears behind Gary push him in.
    Don’t look at me I’m innocent 🧸 c:

  • @itspizzatime3185
    @itspizzatime3185 5 лет назад

    Could you make a video of how to survive in a video game

  • @CarrotBee
    @CarrotBee 5 лет назад +1

    The floor is- SHUT UP

  • @ianxietysmsp7032
    @ianxietysmsp7032 4 года назад

    super funny

  • @jethmanio7713
    @jethmanio7713 5 лет назад

    R.I.P Firby
    Got Kicked by Green Cardboard Box

  • @chat2807
    @chat2807 4 года назад

    Instructions unclear
    Floor became ice instead

  • @paulklopsch7307
    @paulklopsch7307 5 лет назад +1

    Me at 00:4 :SHOOT BUTTHEAD GARY! Danny at the end of the video: NO GARY!!!!

  • @8-bitjams134
    @8-bitjams134 4 года назад

    What if you spray your self with the anti lava spray

  • @almodovar4897
    @almodovar4897 4 года назад +1

    How do you train a Frisk?

  • @limediamond4595
    @limediamond4595 5 лет назад +1

    Dang it I left my phone on the other couch.

  • @ezrastewart543
    @ezrastewart543 5 лет назад

    finally

  • @Thevoicesgrowlouder
    @Thevoicesgrowlouder 3 года назад

    day 1:gary had to say the floor is lava and now i have to try to get my phone and switch to not be b o r e d

  • @markvaudreuil2394
    @markvaudreuil2394 5 лет назад

    lmao

  • @nitroraider7904
    @nitroraider7904 4 года назад

    how to survive jumping off a clif

  • @redimposter715
    @redimposter715 4 года назад

    Garry: Fl-
    Pazue: *Shoot minigun*

  • @fire8337
    @fire8337 5 лет назад

    pleas do how to eat food without hands

  • @shaifennec
    @shaifennec 4 года назад

    I have a slight problem, the floor us not cooling down, what do I do then, i restarted it, turn in and off, unplug and plug back in

  • @lewyswebber6244
    @lewyswebber6244 4 года назад

    This guy sounds like another animation guy

  • @alyssawilliams7963
    @alyssawilliams7963 5 лет назад +1

    The lava still will burn furniture

  • @supercupheadlandyn4694
    @supercupheadlandyn4694 4 года назад

    do how to survive in a forrest after a plane crash

  • @therobloxgamer6109
    @therobloxgamer6109 5 лет назад

    Yay im early also this is amazing

  • @BungusFartfield
    @BungusFartfield 4 года назад

    DANGIT GARRY

  • @benjaminvu9555
    @benjaminvu9555 4 года назад

    This is so bad, its good.

  • @spooderboiandfriends8996
    @spooderboiandfriends8996 5 лет назад

    The only Gary we should like is from spongebob

  • @rodneymatthews1891
    @rodneymatthews1891 3 года назад

    random guy sprays furniture: me :p

  • @therobloxgamer6109
    @therobloxgamer6109 5 лет назад

    So funny

  • @MasterofJuKBWaaS
    @MasterofJuKBWaaS Год назад

    Heyy it's Danny Doodles

  • @zakarius6558
    @zakarius6558 5 лет назад

    Hi Danny Doodles

  • @BADguitarist2831
    @BADguitarist2831 3 года назад

    the floor is shut up gary

  • @paperbagbox
    @paperbagbox 4 года назад

    The 20 dislikes are from people named Gary