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What if the gunman also watched the self defense video, resulting in an endless loop of the two swapping possession of the gun?
That’s how the Big Bang happened.
I think I saw that in a movie once, they were making fun of these things ^.^
*Gunception*
@@Nerobyrne I need to see this movie
@@whatsallthebrouhaha read my comment
This dude is legit. His advice is very solid, if you want to go to the hospital.
these are definitely top teir speedrun tactics for getting killed
Or the morgue
Or a morgue.
Def the morgue.
Or a morgue.
I just don’t get why he didn’t just put his finger in the gun hole. The finger blocks the bullet.
😂
Bro what if the gun explodes. Need non lethal moves too
If you carry a curved pipe around, then you can catch the bullet and redirect its trajectory
@@TribuneAquila ah yes... that technique and similar ones, have been featured and demonstrated, in scientific Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry cartoons.
Will it turn your attackers beak 180 degrees?
If you move in a circle, you can attack each attacker individually, making sure to not over dps and cause party wipe via enrage.
If this doesn't work, try to reduce the number of threats you're dealing with by moving back far enough to cause a certain number of them to de-aggro and return to their spawn points. By doing this, you should be able to take them on one by one.
It's like he saw a nazi zombies lap and thought.... bruh
*THROW MORE DOTS*
This is actually more or less true
I wouldn't waste time on attacking, but if you move to the outside of a group you only have to deal with one person at a time, because they're blocking each other
All his other advice is crap though, lol
It's fine. My prox heal is off cool-down.
Welcome to self defense 101. So the first thing you want to do when someone has a gun on you is to grab the bullet out of the air and then fling it back at your attacker...
LMAO of course
Our man is just amped for the matrix reboot
Thank you Professor Raditz.
Day two: Catch the bullet with your teeth
I just tell the bullet to go back in the barrel. Works all the time.
My brother one relayed these words of wisdom from his judo teacher.
"You must remember not to fear someone just because they have a weapon.
A weapon is merely the extension of one's hand. If you know how to defend against the hand, you can defend against any weapon.
Except guns.
If someone pulls a gun on you, just give them your wallet, cause you're screwed."
Think a sward also. You could block a bat if your stronger then the guy with the bat
i mean if he has a knife your probablie screwed as well
@@thefrenchbastard1646 I put a guy down who had a knife. When he was pulling it out, I moved in and clocked him in the face.
Edit: not defense advice
@@falkorornothing261 I can see that working, when he pulls the knife out. If the knife is already out, the best option is to run.
@@Kortonox most of the time yes. But I was outside a packed train station and running probably would have put me in more danger. Once he was on the ground I had time to get away.
As a second degree black belt in karate, as much self defense as I know, the one thing you're immediately taught is that when it comes to a loaded gun, there is nothing you can do with your hands or feet that is quicker than a bullet being fired.
No there are two things, dying and/or surrendering
Police/professionals/I don't know FBI whoever made these claims that sound about right to me; if you think someone is going to abduct you, or kill you, don't let them put you in the car. You're better off dying, or taking your best shot there, because once you're in the car you have no chance. There is some chance they wont fire at you in front of witnesses, and it would make the whole point unnecessary to just kill you beforehand and might let you go to minimize emergency response. But once you're in their car, or worse, you stand no chance. I will also state that this guy is built for grappling, ask anyone who did wrestling these body types are sob's because you can't get their arms away from their stubby bodies. And I'm sure waiting for the right moment and accepting death is encouraged, still fumy to watch.
Oh, and his tactical pants s****ng is actually what experts recommend for certain types of assault.
Phew it's like you never even watched DragonBall Z. Stop disrespected Goku like that.
@@peterthephillip I maintain that Freeza would've won if he just purchased a gun.
Doubt you're a 2nd degree blackbelt of any school of actual quality, maybe a mcdojo with some kids.
The point of stuff like this isn't that you're moving faster than you're a bullet, it's that you're push the guy away from it's straight path before the person can perceive your action, process it, and then create their own action of pressing the trigger, then gaining wrist control. You aren't foot-racing a bullet.
Vaush, I took martial arts for several years, and the number one rule that I was taught when fighting against someone with a gun, was "DONT"
I've watched self-defense videos online for several hours, and I was taught the same thing. Same with knives, actually. The universal sentiment seemed to be 'In a real life fight, if the other person has a knife, you WILL get seriously hurt regardless of how much more skilled you are than your opponent, so fleeing is always the best option.'
So basically my self-defense technique is having a knife on me at all times and hoping any possible assailant agrees with the guys from the videos, lmao
And hope they're unarmed, I guess
At any rate here in Europe I don't have to worry too much about guns. I've never even seen a gun in real life except in a cop's holster. And luckily cops aren't as trigger happy here as overseas, either
My favorite part is that the "assailant" is practicing trigger discipline, while the "instructor" does not.
The plot twist is that the instructor was actually the assailant the whole time, but the videos always start playing after the real instructor disarmed the real assailant.
It's because the "assailant" would end up with broken fingers if they didn't
@@derpdragon3545 what I was about to say. The defence video is bad but not as bad as it’s being made out to be as most disarms would result in broken fingers before they could react (hypothetically)
oi, next time you make an interesting comment make sure to add a timestamp lol
@@atticuspappin2504 You would definitely shoot yourself before that finger was broken though, almost positive.
It takes more than a pound of force to break your finger just above at least it would vary from person to person.
Now are you gonna gamble you get lucky and break that finger before the trigger has been fully leveraged back while having moved it (the gun) completely off center.
I think this is taking the pistol vs knife engagement problem to a whole different level, where you need so much time and so much distance in order to react and have a chance.
But in this case being the gunman is just much faster than being unnarmed 9 out of 10 times in these close quarter scenarios.
You can possibly survive it and get shot, but you're not gonna be self defending with a hole in your cheek chest or shoulder unless you're in shock, in which case most people go blank for 10 to 30 seconds lol
This disarming techniques could work as eventually the gun holding attacker will run out of bullets shooting you in the face and then they are effectively disarmed.
Hahahah
Unless they carry an extra magazine
@@keyboardstalker4784 in that scenario, thrust forward the pulped remains of your skull, and either your blood will blind them or some of your miscellaneous goopy face meats will splatter their gun, rendering it inoperable. See. Flawless technique.
...if they have a back up weapon switch to using your torso to catch their bullets.
@@Kameth assuming you're not dead already
As an actual martial artist, mcdojos like this make me unbelievably sad. And yeah if someone pulls a gun in a fight, it just becomes a game of "keep away" with the gun. And is extremely chaotic. It never looks this nice or this cool.
Knives are the same actually. If you engage someone brandishing a knife, someone's going to get cut or stabbed, most likely multiple times and even in the best case you'll probably be one of them.
hes got fingerless gloves so you know hes good
I you wan to see truly epic stuff, you have to check out Master Ken
He's the most lethal man alive !
Vaush is being so bad faith here. In the situations the guy showed, it would have work every single time. These are the perfect techniques to avoid being shot by a replica gun.
If the guy with the gun stands perfectly still and has an incredibly weak grip on the gun,all those moves work
No joke, US Marshall Bass Reeves when attempting to arrest the three Brunter brothers, Reeves was held at gunpoint. Reeves distracted them by asking them for todays date so he could record the time of their arrest. Caught off guard at the insanity of Reeves saying that he was going to be arrest the three brothers currently holding him at gunpoint, Reeves shot two of the brothers in that moment of distraction then grabbed and disarmed the 3rd brother and knocked him out with a pistol whip.
So ya, disarming someone at gunpoint by distracting them can and has happened. It ain't gonna work like how Sensei Mcdojo is showing, but it can happen.
Bass Reeves was THAT DUDE though
@Nobody he arrested 3,000 criminals in his career and killed 14 in self defense. He definitely had a lot of practice.
Biggest thing going for him was that he like the criminals where armed wherein most people robbed arent armed
Bassed Reeves
Detroit urban survival training guy: This is how you tactically disarm someone
Vaush: that’s stupid. Everyone knows you just shit your pants and then flail your arms.
Most of these disarmament moves are extremely stupid
Like the point is to get the gun away from your body as fast as possible but for a lot of people they are not trained well enough to pull Amy of these off and most would just get you killed anyway evain if you had training
Sigma male grindset
@@U.F.R.G yeah unironically it just becomes "keep away" with the gun. It's like never this clean. Same with knife disarms. It's a lot of spacing and locking down limbs. And grappling. Looks very unsexy
@@U.F.R.G You just have to rely on your opponent to give up his gun like the demonstrators if you grab it lol These techniques are always devolped and demonstrated on willing opponents that don't fight back. I'm sure these moves are very useful on a movie set
@@U.F.R.G the best chance you have is to get out of the way of the barrel, grab the slide and hope that the fired round doesn't take your hand off. It'll hurt like hell, but you'll probably short stroke the gun and render it unusable until it's cleared
I love how in all of these self defense vids the assailant ragdolls the moment someone touches them.
They all had low hp.
I mean, the advice that is given to kids and women on how to deal with being held hostage or kidnapped is to be as gross, annoying, and loud as possible. Assailants are usually less likely to follow through if their target is gross and hard to manage.
Amazin! That means im naturally immune to kidnappers!
Just a small question, though I don’t know the likelyhood of it. What if they have a gun? Wouldn’t they be more likely to shoot you if your loud, gross and annoying? I mean, unless they want something from you, I guess. But, what if they don’t?
@Cornelia who said it wasn't? women and children are just more likely to be kidnapped
@Cornelia the comment was about who this is being taught to, not who it applies to.
@@teallineart8805 ikr. If they release you, you're a witness who can potentially identify them. Wouldn't it be smarter for them to kill you?
Ramsey Dewey has some funny videos where he tries to reenact some of the weirdest self-defence videos with _non-compliant_ partners. It goes as you would expect.
Just hope vaush doesn’t see his takes on the Chinese government
I just wish he would put in at least a BIT more effort. Like the techniques he's making fun of are bullshit, but he recreates them so poorly that it makes the viewer suspicious, like maybe the techniques dooo work? lol (the videos themselves are never super convincing, it's more that we know the techniques are dumb). Rarely do they follow the steps in the video properly, and their clear objective is to make it look super dumb, so they put in no actual effort. I think those videos could be much more entertaining if they did it properly (even if they don't think the techniques are even close to being actually viable).
@@Siberius- I don´t think lack of effort is the problem, not most of the time anyway. It´s just that when you actually try the technique against someone who is resisting, it can be very difficult to pull off "properly". Speaking from experience here.
@@jirkazalabak1514 - I know it's not an effort problem as far as the technique working or not, but it is an effort problem as far as the objective of the video goes.
Like someone could demonstrate in a video how to kick a ball. Then I try to recreate it, but in a way that's lazy and making fun of it, so I put the ball down, and then the ball rolls away, and then I do a goofy sideways kick and only just skim the ball and it all goes terribly.
I think a number of viewers could see it like that. They're wondering if more effort was put in and if they followed the steps correctly, maybe it would work...
In reality I know the techniques are ridiculous 99.9999% of the time, though not everyone does. The videos don't fulfil their objective.
Putting in more effort also just makes the video more entertaining. It's fun to see people actually trying, to pull something off that just doesn't work lol.
Like in the penguinz0 youtube video titled: "Actually Trying the Worst Self Defense Advice"
I wanna see them practice these disarms with nerf guns, with the other person actually trying to hold the gun and shoot them
last family reunion i played nerf guns with my young cousins, way more dangerous than any of these scenarios. fifth graders have no sense of mercy
🤦♂️
Forget NERF, use BB guns with the same set of rules used in airsoft. You're hit, even a glancing blow off the elbow, call it and go back to "spawn" (in this case, repeat the scenario).
@@ZeldagigafanMatthew Nah, a lot of these positions are going for the head without equipment. Nerf would probably pose less of a risk of blinding people. Though, I could see an argument there with nerf guns being more awkward to reload every shot.
@@zeyodeThe bigger issue I see when doing these sorts of exercises with NERF guns is that, NERF guns aren't necessarily designed to mirror actual guns like most airsoft guns actually do. Yes, there is the problem of possible injury with airsoft and BB, especially at a "literally on top of you" range, but the point of these demonstrations are meant to show means of defense that aren't feasible.
Once you are shot, unless you have adrenaline coursing through your veins, you are not going to be able to defend yourself further, even if you have bulletproof armor.
I've trained in martial arts and self defense for over a decade. The FIRST thing my teacher taught me was to immediately give up if the attacker had a weapon. To be clear, you WILL DIE if you try to fight against a gun or a knife. Even with my training, I would never attempt to disarm anyone. If you are certain you're going to die, your best chance at survival is to distract and run for cover. Be a coward, stay alive.
Gun, yeah. You always have a better chance against a knife though, but yeah always run if possible
@@casscody3488 knifes can be worse in some cases. They are more easily concealed, and the average person can stab you several times before you have a chance to shit your pants. If someone is with a knife at distance, run. If they are close to you, do whatever they say.
@@Hazel-dx2oz what if I shit my pants after they stab me, will it retroactively cancel out the bullet wound
@@bigpooper4156 I believe I remember my teacher telling me about this ancient method before.
Knives scare me more than guns tbh. An escalation of violence is more likely when someone draws a knife instead of a gun. Real self defense scenarios arent like movie fights at all. Theres an overwhelming chance even if you do manage to disarm an attacker with a knife you will get hacked and slashed in the process. Real life fights are fucking nasty panic stricken role in the mud affairs, full of frenzied and frantic kicking and gouging.
The loser in a knife fight dies at the scene, the winner dies in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.
I mean in military training I did learn how to disarm someone that points a pistol at you at close range, as we had about 40h of training on how to disarm people carrying handguns/knives. The point of all of this is doing that in less than a few hundred milliseconds, since human reaction time, in instances like that is 200+ ms. You gotta place one hand at his wrist, and slap at the gun with the other hand as hard as you can. If you are fast and well trained you might also manage to grab it in the process. But the most important part is getting yourself out of the trajectory. And in that case the highest goal is to get the gun out of their hands, getting it yourself is absolutely secondary.
That's why you don't want to be in arms reach of someone you try to subdue. The biggest issue with training like this is that you either can make it realistic enough that you learn how to do it, while risking injury, or you do it like it is shown in the video where it might look badass, but won't help you much.
But in the end, this isn't much more than a neat party trick you can pull of with friends to show off.
Being in military combat is the only time to try it, since you are going to get shot either way probably
Let's be realistic. If you're in the military and in a situation where you can actually use this training, it's probably your last ditch attempt to not be executed because you fucked up so badly you ended up in this situation. So it doesn't matter if it works 5% of the time or 95% of the time because the alternative is the same as failure.
@@edscmidt5193 Not necessarily. What happens when you give the attacker your money, and they still don´t let you go? Civilians are kidnapped and murdered far more frequently than soldiers. That being said, any gun disarm scenario, unless the gunman is an idiot, is a Hail Mary attempt at best.
@@jirkazalabak1514 no I’m saying as someone in military combat your option is to die or try and probably die. You brought up kidnapping and reminded me of a third option and that’s being a pow. So I say try to disarm him and get shot in the head so tou don’t become a pow
. And we aren’t fighting the nazis anymore so being a pow isn’t gonna be full of whacky situations like in hogans heroes
The bullshido is strong in this one
22:16 is ACTUALLY true, though. You don't want to get yourself surrounded, so you move around them in a way that makes them block each other. I wouldn't go in a complete circle like that, but you'd also back up if you have room so they can't cut you off
Well yeah but you should only do it until you can make a break for it
@@reddyshreddy5050 Probably. But if you are fighting like 6 guys, you have a 1/7 chance that you're the fastest one there. And if you're tackled, then it's all over with. So you'd probably wanna retreat into a business or your car or something
@@casscody3488 That's a 14% chance. Real bad odds.
@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong True facts
But did you all see 22:34 where that first assailant looked like grandpa getting off the Mad Tea Cups ride? 🤣🤣🤣
27:30 there’s a crazy story that ties in with that- in 2005 an Ethiopian girl was kidnapped by several men, the police had tracked them and as her snatchers were escaping with her, her cries attracted the attention of three lionesses who chased away the kidnappers and stayed by the girl until the police arrived, not harming her. its believed that her cries sounded like a lion cub to them. Screaming like a banshee can have many unexpected benefits, it seems.
I read a book based on that, I've also seen videos where other animals will come running at the sound of a baby crying because they think it's their baby
@@bigpooper4156 there are myths about animal spirits that lure you into the woods to kill you with the sound of a baby crying all over the world. I am pretty certain, that this stems from humans mistaking specifically the howl of wolve pubs for a child crying... Letting the human run for rescue, to just arrive early enough to make the parent wolves believe, that YOU were the readon their baby is crying.
@@hannajung7512 There are several animals whose calls sound disturbingly human. Female mountain lions in heat, for example, sound an awful lot like a woman being murdered in the woods.
@@alexschmitt2980 oh, that could be bad, too. Running in the woods because you think a woman gets attacked and then running in one female mountain lion AND at least one male mountain lion....
@@alexschmitt2980 *Screams in Fox*
No one with even an ounce of sense is going to hold a gun that close to someone. The whole point of a gun is to hurt someone from a distance. At point blank range you might as well have a knife.
Someone with any kind of training won't. But a random junkie trying to steal your shit? Sure.
You might if you want to intimidate someone. However, in that case it's better to have backup, and then nothing any self-defense guy can do is going to save you.
Rich people in Detroit hire his private army to drive around the suburbs in surplus tanks from the Iraq war
Really?
@@dwi2921 na man rich people don't live in Detroit 🤣
Pro tip for actual self defense when no firearms are involved: People on the streets don't tap out if they realize that there is no way out. They panic and bite. Learned the hard way this year, nasty fucking scar on my forearm...
This is why you should never go for a triangle lock irl unless you want to get shanked in the balls
Why you trying rnc when you can twister from back? Dummy
@@fentonmulley5895 How the hell can you get bitten when trying the RNC? Your choking arm is literally around their neck, blocking their jaw from any significant movement. I guess it could happen if you can´t close the choke, and try to cheat it by squeezing the face instead, but that´s pretty dumb anyway.
@@jirkazalabak1514 the jaw squeeze sucks but it works. I was talking about the twister though. You can't bite during a fight really. That kind of pain doesnt register in self defense. The twister will end it if someone won't tap.
@@fentonmulley5895 Twister is one of the most difficult submissions to pull off properly. There is a reason why the RNC is responsible for over 50% of all submission wins in MMA. It is simple, versatile and brutally effective, especially against people who don´t have experience with being choked. Once you lock it in, the victim has about 3-10 seconds of conciousness left. I actually got choked out by it during a sparring session by mistake, so I have absolutely no doubt that it works. As for biting, it really depends. If you bite in a symbolic way, not even penetrating the skin, most people won´t let go. If you actually manage to tear out a piece of flesh though, most people will let go at least a little bit. It depends on the individual pain threshold of the attacker I guess. That being said, you are usually better-off using you arms and legs rather than your teeth, lol.
One major detail in all of these is that a gunman isn't going to stand still. If you're pointing at someone and they lunge towards you, or you see an arm reach out, or you see their weird little karate spin, you're going to back up and create distance without even thinking
And most will probably pull the trigger, just because you jump scared them...
@@hannajung7512 Exactly. Especially if they're somehow less than a foot away from you
@@casscody3488 my partner was a "Fallschirmspringer" (paratrooper) in his younger years... he is laughing his ass off
@@hannajung7512 I'm sure he's had to use all these techniques multiple times before lol
@@casscody3488 something like that... Now, he is a german boomer... So he was never able to apply what he learned. But he still recieved the training and trained with other soldiers (and his trainers in part were WW2 veterans).
Just a good remember that the best self defense will always be a good pair of shoes, daylight and looking like you belong.
@Nobodywhen you say on demand I imagine a streaming service
@@bigpooper4156 so *Insert Streaming service here*
I’ve trained in all things grappling for a decade. Jiujitsu, judo, wrestling, etc. and this guy is making up soooo much shit lol
I did judo for 7 years, and jiujitsu and krav maga for 3… can confirm all of these are getting you killed💀🤦 whenever we did disarmament training it NEVER involved a gun to your chest lol. You would die. Knives, bludgeoning weapons like bats, staves etc, swords are all possible. But a gun? Fuck that
@@SvenDzahov dude you are not disarming someone who committed to injuring an unarmed person with a knife. It ain't like in krav maga class.
22:57 homie's just kiting AND AoE-damaging at the same time. He started that trick in Classic WoW as a Mage.
As a self defense instructor, I tell my students the best gun self defense:
Gun wielder, pointing a gun at you: Give me your wallet.
You: *hands over wallet*
LOL OMG I bet anything this guy just watched the CQC from the Metal Gear Solid games and decided to make an entire channel about it
Great advice, not many people know that if you lightly touch someones face they instantly will drop to the ground and surrender any weapon to you as they fall. 10 out of 10, cannot wait to be mugged.
I’m probably a real nerd, but we actually practice similar gun self defences in karate. You should never use them if the person holding the gun is farther than a foot from you. The self defences are also a last resort. Always give them your possessions etcetera first.
Addendum: I don’t think anyone can learn a self defence from a RUclips video. We practice the movements over and over hundreds of times. They become second nature and very fast. We are told never to use these defences unless the situation is life or death. Always give them your wallet keys etc. first. I would never use one of these techniques unless I believed my life or my child’s or loved one’s life was at stake. Also the best self defence is not to be there in the first place.
The “only if you’re being led to your death” thing was perfect. Never thought of it that way. So true.
I like to imagine that the reason why the channel has just so many subscribers but so low views is that everyone is getting killed trying to do these shit defensive tactics.
Obviously all of this is completely pointless. If someone is holding you at gunpoint, the only thing you need to do is put your index finger in the barrel. Then, when they pull the trigger, the gun will explode and the blowback will disable your attacker leaving you completely unharmed.
/s
It's actually true....
If reality was a cartoon.
This guy is how 13 y/o me thought I would react if I got attacked
It's like he's a failed action movie choreographer.
These guys have a brilliant business model.
They can't get many negative reviews, cuz all the people who the "training" didn't work for are dead.
You're actually not supposed to be stretching your arms out towards the target with a gun, your best option is keeping it close to your body. There are ways to disarm people that have a marginal chance of you not dying (though, you probably shouldn't try that without a bulletproof vest) that rely on the other person doing that.
so basically this is "step 1: find a moron"
Sorry gun disarms are all bs. Try some real martial arts bro. If your sensei is out of shape, he is full of crap. Muai Thai and judo(jiu jitsu) are the only functional martial arts.
I actually successfully disarmed someone who held me at gunpoint. It was the most terrifying thing I've ever done. And any mistake on my part could have definitely ended differently. Vaush is right, the best thing you should do is comply. But there were certain reasons why I fought back. Though, with a clear mind, now I think those reasons weren't really justified or valid.
Thats the sort of story worth hearing, if youre willing to tell it
In combat sports community these things are a total lolz fuel.
They should do this with water pustoles filled with paint... Only if you get out without a spot you survived.
But probably then people would realize that none of this works
This reminds me of a moment from Sword Art Online Abridged, "Ok, first I'll rush the mugger, doing a couple of flips to throw him off balance. Then I'll whip the gun right out of his hands before he can get a shot off. Then to fully subdue him I'll.......I'll........wait.......why am I on the ground? And why am I bleeding?"
Make sure your disarm stat is at least 17, and always circle-strafe
I immediately subbed to this guy when I saw the video of him grabbing the slide. Fucking hours of comedic content 🤣
This is some Steven Seagal level shit right here.
Listen I’m no self defense expert but I feel like the Brady bunch technique is better. Just stay friendly as the guy points a gun at you pretend to have no idea what’s going on as politely apologize and calmly walk away
The ol' Fight, Flight, Freeze, Cry, or Cringe response
5:35 "The other opportunity is you have to make them laugh with bravado."
Bruce Willis' character does that in The Last Boy Scout.
"So now where you want it? In the chest or in the head?"
"Yeah, that's what your wife said."
He has the power of God and Anime on his side.
Definitely God because it's damn miracle he hasn't been injured from his own advice.
You ever watched Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?
"I can grab the claw and knock him out with a spinning back kick or I can take the claw to the face, roll around on the ground and die."
Pistol Arms: 00:26
The FUNNIEST Self Defense Videos Ever Made: 32:09
Vaush
The loose grip on the gun might be to keep from getting fingers broken by the disarm. Even if it wouldn't work in real life, it could still cause a sprain or dislocation when the gun is a prop.
this whole time i was laughing thinking 'shouldn't they focus on more realistic things, like knives and bludgeons? they're only doing things with guns, when the fuck are you ever going have a gun pointed at you in real life? so ridiculous'
then i remembered
oh wait
these people live in the us
I legitimately thought his insignia was the scp symbol 🤣
Would love to see any of these disarms tried with a paintball gun, and the guy holding the gun actually trying to shoot you.
A Nerf gun would be better for testing. Paintball guns would cause serious damage up close, potentially even bleeding.
you see my self defence tactic is flawless works every-time for every situation,
I simply have snipers trained at various positions through out the city that track my movements and watch me from afar so in the instance of a mugging i give a subtle signal to eliminate the threat
I was going to say that it's OK to try this if you're Neo, but then I remembered that Neo doesn't have to dodge bullets.
There's actually some truth to the whole "Tactical Pants Shitting" (Can't believe that's a real sentence I've typed out), but in the context of a kidnapping, I read somewhere that pissing yourself is an option when it comes to dissuading a potential kidnapper. Or at least grossing them out enough to run away lol. Regardless, the Bodily Fluid Weaponization seems like a solid way to perform any type of defense maneuver.
I’m so embarrassed I’m from Detroit when I go skateboarding I occasionally see his truck I thought it was a security service not this garbage
I see a major issue here with these disarms... People unconsciously and reflexively tighten their fists when adrenaline is pumping, and trying to disarm the gun from someone might actually make them shoot accidentally just because it caused them to clench their finger on the trigger. And to add to that, the brain does treat things that you are using as a tool basically like it's an extension of your body, and the mugger's brain will try to pull the gun back as if it was his hand almost. We would be kinda bad in hunting situations and warfare if we instantly loosened our grip of weapons as soon as we got startled.
Even though they may not consciously have the time to react, the subconscious motor system doesn't need thoughtful intention to act, and rather just follow "basic programming" and reacts before you even are aware of what is going on (there's a considerable lag between seeing/feeling something and it entering your mind, I saw some estimate of ~120 ms between seeing and being able to act consciously). When you get startled you react before you know what's going on, that's the unconscious and faster type of motor reactions that we have.
Fun anecdote about that though, once in the school cafeteria a fight broke out between me and another person as I was putting butter on a sandwich (standing up, both of us). She grabbed my hair from behind before I could react, and in that situation it was quite panicked and I tried to throw whatever punch I could. The principal eventually came to break up the fight, and as he pulled myself and her in our clothes out of the cafeteria I realized, "Oh, lol, I had the [plastic] butter knife in my hand the whole time" and tried to, as discreetly as I could, place it down on a bench on the way out. Her line of defense was something like "I just defended myself! He started it! I have butter all over my clothes now!" I sort of lose the ability to speak when in tense situations, but she had other issues so the principal understood the situation and just replied to her "Do you think he thinks it's fun? He also has butter on him." The only consequence for me after that was only that my father got notified that I had been in a fight, but nothing else, the next day everything was just back to normal... With clean clothes of course.
If someone is robbing you, just concede. That's the sigma move anyway. Trying to act macho is what betas do.
Detroit Urban Survival Training. D.U.S.T. What happens to you when you try their techniques.
I see my tactical self defense style failed...
It's only because I forgot my pocket carry Oerlikon cannon chambered in 7.65 French Long.
this is why I always dual wield my handguns 😉
Seto Kaiba using a yu-gi-oh! card to jam a gun is legit more helpful than this.
I'm glad someone else was thinking of that scene lol
Also, TIL: Guns can only be used in close combat, within the range of my hands.
If someone threatens me with a gun from a distance of more than 1 m, I am legally allowed to leave!
When a guy has fingerless gloves, you know he's legit. The only way he can get more legit is wearing some American flag running pants.
Honestly I trust those people are more trustworthy than Dale.
But I also lived in Florida and you always trusted the wild crackhead who says they know. Those fuckers will ride an alligator into battle
If somebody gets killed trying these techniques does this dude have any responsibility for it? Like can that persons family sue this dude for providing bullshit self defense techniques?? Because he seems like he doesn’t think it’s parody.
Moist Critical and some of his pals actually met with this guy. They did a bunch of scenarios with him, and his techniques actually worked most of the time. He also said they should be your last option and if the attacker wants something to give it to them instead. He's actually a really nice dude and responded well to the criticism.
The part about the slide going back is legit-ish. If you move it out of battery it won't fire, but relying on that is really dumb.
I also base all my self-defense techniques on that trivia fact about the percentage of soldiers in a war who shoot over people’s heads because they don’t actually want to kill anybody. 😆
Also, 21:51 I don’t know THAT much about guns, but I have a sneaking suspicion that if he fired a magnum revolver like that with his hands in those positions at least one of his fingers would get blown tf off by the escaping gas, or at least severely burned.
The scariest thing about these videos is that they have some biomechanical legitimacy. It's not like they're doing chi force magic in these, they're trying to show weak points in our body and how to use leverage or joint manipulations to take control.
But they do it so simply, so quickly, and without perfect form, and it gives no indication of just how hard most of these techniques would actually be. No one can learn from these videos. I've done martial arts for 15 years. I ain't trying any of this.
Detroit: become corpse
6:32 you see the hammer on the fake pistol strike the round in the chamber so he is a corpse.
The kidnapping thing is also weird because like, where is he planning to take that kid? All the kid has to do is go limp while the mom attacks the kidnapper, no need to break his grip or whatever he's literally got nowhere to go.
Personally, my favored self defense strategy is to paint a tunnel on a wall and wait for my aggressor to ram himself into it.
They should do this with paintball guns to see if this actually works
It’s the fingerless gloves that really make me believe this guy is legit.
Pushing the slide back takes the gun out of battery, which will keep the gun from firing. Good luck getting that done before he pulls the trigger, and keeping him from just pulling the gun back and then shooting you.
Vaush Daddy needs to make more reaction videos like this. He's pretty funny
vaush's advice is way better just eat food that doesn't agree with you before you travel to a place where you could end up getting mugged and pull a quartering in a wallmart in-front of the mugger
300 ping gunman
the only good thing about this are all the funny memes
22:30 adults playing duck-duck-goose
Here is how you don't die. Bring two wallets one with your credit cards and one with like 10 bucks. When the robber asks for your wallet give him second wallet. You keep most of your money.
That is based
You may as well go back to Jim Carreys self defense class on Living Colour
I wonder how many deaths he's caused.
This is actually sound advice. If you have a solid injury / life insurance, you can bank on that by having the perp shoot you EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T WANT TO. Chad moves. You'll be smiling in your coffin / wheelchair knowing you banked on that buck.
Actually, if it's certain designs of guns, pressing the barrel against you will actually prevent it from firing, but only very speciric models. I think Glocks? The barrel/bolt system naturally tilts down, and it wont fire unless the barel is sitting properly to prevent out of battery firing.
Would you risk your life on that?
@@Oldhandlewasabitcringe Absolutely not, just a fun thought on how many coincidences would have to happen for one of these things to actually work.
Correct. There is some legitimacy to this but on the other hand you aren't going to learn these techniques on a 30 second tic tok.
@@GlassThirdEye but...but, I just learned it in a comments thread.
@@GlassThirdEye You aren't going to learn these techniques anywhere because they aren't techniques. The best way to practice self defense is to prepare for situations that might actually happen.
I don’t think you can learn self defence from a RUclips video.
Random tip: if you want to guage a martial arts technique's effectiveness, don't watch the demonstrator - watch their partner. It doesn't matter if the demonstrator can pull off a triple somersault double dragon axe kick, if their partner isn't resisting in any way, the technique is useless.
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This is some aikido tier fake self defense
YES. YOU WANT TO GRAB THE SLIDE. YOU WOULD NEED TO. GIVE US YOUR OPINION WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN IN THIS SORT OF SITUATION KID. The hammer cannot drop if you lock the slide. I thought you knew firearms Vaush.. or are you lying again?
"I lay corrected" lmao
ANYONE who thinks that a person holding them hostage will hold a gun to their heads is full of it. It's a small, very mobile target... Holding the gun against the back is far more effective for reasons that DUST should already know.
Also, what if the rifle/shotgun is on a fucking lanyard? At that point, if I were the assailant, I'd let go of the shotgun/rifle, go for a pistol, and shoot.
In any situation you would get shot either by the other person panicking or them not taking any chances with your dumb actions.
So I was looking at the kidnapping one closer and I thought for a moment they were using an actual technique for breaking someone's grip at the thumb... and no, no they weren't. Their fingers were nowhere near the part of the hand you would press down on to break a grip.
The proper spot to press on to break someone's grip on something is just above the webbing between the index finger and thumb. If you press there, you can completely restrict the thumb's movement as well as straightening it, allowing you to break the grip.
This, of course, would not prevent someone from punching you with their other hand, or just coming back in for round 2. It's a cool party trick, but rarely useful for self-defence.
Vaush, don't be ridiculous. You don't use your thumb and forefinger to pinch the external hammer on a revolver. You use a credit card. You take a credit card from a secreted place on your belt and place it quickly between the hammer and strike plate. Then you casually break the wrist and walk away, preferably silhouetted by some sort of massive explosion.
I'm a retired police officer who taught defensive tactics for a large department. Some of the crazy beliefs you run into are unbelievable. We were mandated to teach rear handgun takeaways for when a suspect has a gun pointed at the back of your head. I have had MANY new cops say things like, "I can't wait to do that in real life. That's badass." Of course I couldn't help but point out how ludicrous this is. "So, you want to be in the position of having a suspect pointing a gun at the back of your head, the worst of all possible positions. This appeals to you? Resign now..."