202X: China is being invaded, as a last-ditch measure, Xi Jinping presses the button and hundreds upon hundreds of these slide out from the drains of Beijing
You know, I come back every year at least once to watch this, and while it is nice that you married her, I think what we are all really interested in is if LAY EGG STILL TRUE? STILL STRONG SENSE OF PLAYING?
It's likely because the egg release mechanism activates a micro switch which abruptly stops the music and makes it just quack until the back part is shut again by the mechanism (allowing it to start singing again).
So there I was at home, falling asleep like any other night, when I was struck by a prophetic vision. It was then I knew. I ran out of the house, and thru the streets proclaiming what I knew would be life-changing for all of mankind. "Lay egg is true! Lay egg is true!," I shouted. I could tell from the neighbors' concerned faces, they didn't believe me. I mean, how could lay egg POSSIBLY be true?! But here it is, proof, finally, that lay egg IS true, and our lives will never be the same.
it seems to have a egg laying rate of 1 egg per 12 seconds... if it delivered explosives, the fuses would need to last a while... unless you're talking about remote detonating explosives (in which case would be difficult since they'd have to be the size of an egg).
Imagine one of those rolling a grenade.
That would basically make it a Joker weapon.
202X: China is being invaded, as a last-ditch measure, Xi Jinping presses the button and hundreds upon hundreds of these slide out from the drains of Beijing
My absolute favorite part of this is the noise it makes when it bangs into the oven.
LAY EGG IS TRUE
Well, this duck certainly is amusing. I find it especially amusing how lay egg is true and how amusing duck has strong sense for playing.
what a terribly charismatic duck
hmmmm that gives me an idea
An example of why we humans are on the _top_ of the food chain.
I can't watch this without laughing hysterically
You know, I come back every year at least once to watch this, and while it is nice that you married her, I think what we are all really interested in is if LAY EGG STILL TRUE? STILL STRONG SENSE OF PLAYING?
If you look closely you can see that the duck is fake
Well, that certainly was amusing.
I watch this video every time I am feeling like shit and it instantly makes me really happy.
"oooh suburban children! can i interest you in dj quack quack?"
Words cannot describe how amused I am right now
Wait, 4 years later did you marry the duck or the girlfriend?
I married his mother.
It's so stupid I want 5
Well, to be honest, I'd marry someone who give me something like this too. Really entertaining video, by the way.
egg timestamp
0:13 first egg - green
0:27 second egg - orange
0:42 third egg - green again
The best part about this is that someone actually sat in a board room and coined this idea.
*WHEK WHEK WHEK WHEK WHEK WHEK WHEK WHEK*
indeed very amusing
I am forced to admit that the duck is quite amusing.
I love how the music stops when it lays an egg.
Genius.
It's likely because the egg release mechanism activates a micro switch which abruptly stops the music and makes it just quack until the back part is shut again by the mechanism (allowing it to start singing again).
Very amusing
How could you ever get depressed in life when you own one of these?
i still like "you choice the goose" better
what an absolute goon
what goon
(station)
I ship it with The Goose
That'd be a cool thing in a movie if the duck laid grenades instead of eggs.
top 10 FUNNIEST assassinations of all time
Fun fact: The link in the description now takes us to this video.
I found one on ebay last month, but like the idiot that I am, didn't bid.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
If I had of these as a kid it would've drove my mom crazy
I can finally rest peacefully now that i know that lay egg is true.
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So there I was at home, falling asleep like any other night, when I was struck by a prophetic vision. It was then I knew. I ran out of the house, and thru the streets proclaiming what I knew would be life-changing for all of mankind. "Lay egg is true! Lay egg is true!," I shouted. I could tell from the neighbors' concerned faces, they didn't believe me. I mean, how could lay egg POSSIBLY be true?! But here it is, proof, finally, that lay egg IS true, and our lives will never be the same.
That's so cute
it was the most amusing duck i'd ever seen.
Possibly the best thing I've ever seen. I know what I want for Christmas!
i heavily enjoyed this duck roll
Cool duck, I want one too!
He lost his duck perception.
The repeated clangs got me.
I think every child in the world needs one of these.
And now I wait for an action game that uses Amusing Duck (AKA Amusing Death) as a grenade-deploying weapon.
YES BUT DOES IT WITH STRONG SENSE FOR PLAYING (???)
You know, it's always the same with toys like that. You could start them in the middle of a room and they always end up in the wall.
I love this, I really want one :D
It is, indeed, quite amusing.
that's adorable.
I NEED one of these!
Oh gosh, I want 3 of these.
i just love how he walks into all the sides
just replace the eggs with grenades, and you have yourself a war machine.
lol i remember having one of these when i was a little kid! :P
stop crashing into the fridge goddamnit!
I'd give my arm for this.
it seems to have a egg laying rate of 1 egg per 12 seconds... if it delivered explosives, the fuses would need to last a while... unless you're talking about remote detonating explosives (in which case would be difficult since they'd have to be the size of an egg).
Probably a rotating wheel on a chain system holding each egg in a slot/cup type of thing.
And a micro switch for the egg mechanism to interrupt the music when the back is open.
This AIN'T The Goose, I'll tell ya that. However, it's very amusing.
funny....good gift idea.
I want an Amusing Duck, just to watch it bump into stuff and shit out eggs while quacking incessantly.
this is so freakin cool! I WANT!
Why am I finding this so great?
Wow that duck is sure amusing
Lmfao so much.. well it amused me for a moment hehe
BUMP 'N' GO ACTION
this is probably one of the best videos ever, i need to buy this
Update: I bought this.
Replace eggs with mini-grenades
Replace cute song with a number station broadcast
?????
Profit!
Now you have a freaky explosive-deploying duck.
this is the best thing i've ever seen.
i was literally laughing out loud at this - sensational! why the hell would 20 people dislike it?!
you should have it on a loop so it looks like the duck is laying an infinite amount of eggs.
Oh man, I'm literally crying from laughter here!
Never heard of this until Oil Desert Zone's music was leaked.
I honestly have watched this video every day since I found it.
o lawd it lays eggs, very amusing indeed.
Mind telling us where to get this duck? It's a cool gift
I need one!
Boy, that IS amusing.
just replace the eggs with feces and you have yourself an accurate representation of a puppy
This. This is the best thing.
i NEED one of these
I need this in my lyf
Finally, truth in advertising.
It IS amusing.
Lay egg is true!
so funny and cute
IT KEEPS BANGING INTO THE FRIDGE JDFKGHKFS
Wehk Wehk Wehk Wehk Wehk Wehk Wehk Wehk Wehk Wehk
Oh god I just opened 4 windows of this, awesome
Le amusing duck face xD
Oh god why is this so funny
a bootleg amusing duck is better than no amusing duck at all
That thing covers more ground than my Roomba
I'm buying one, hands down.
that's 12 kinds of awesome
well that sure is some truth in marketing because that duck sure was amusing
Lay egg is true? This toy has strong sense for playing!
I need to buy this
i want that for chirstmas D:
Now that's some serious artificial intelligence!
this should replace the care package killstreak in modern warfare 2.
quite amusing.... indeed.
I am amused!
Congratulations!