Awkward Situations Only Malays Understand
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2017
- Second video in our 3-part series on casual racism, and this time it's about MALAYS! This is our take on the situation for our Malay friends in Singapore, but you gotta watch ALL THREE videos to feel the magic!!!
#RacismSiewDai
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Written and Directed by - Haresh Tilani, Terence Chia and Chng Siwei
Director of Photography - Chng Siwei
Sound Recordist - Muhd Hafiz bin Mohd Khalil
Edited by - Terence Chia
Produced by - Chng Siwei
Exec Produced by - Haresh Tilani & Terence Chia
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As a mixed Chinese Malay living in Singapore for the past 30 years, you'll be amazed how I need to deal with both sides of the spectrum Plus mixed blood stereotypes are plenty as well haha.
@Green Greener malay and chainese are not sme bro
@@kuzicy4275 CHINESE *
Malays in Singapore is treated like Black people in USA . (the security check part of the video) .
Adrie Ezuandie Mohd Khir Yeah. There was a black president
Adrie Ezuandie Mohd Khir
Usually those who commits the wrongdoings are those who is the most nervous.
Adrie Ezuandie Mohd Khir Are they? U are not Singaporean.
Adrie Ezuandie Mohd Khir sebab tu ramai Melayu singapore datang ke Malaysia. Memang singapore negara paling rasis dalam dunia.
Amir Syafiqah presiden baru singapore malay bro ...
as a Malaysian I couldnt relate those things~ probably just for Singaporeans specific >.
5m4llk1ng sameeee... i was like.. "this things happen??"
Yeahh .. im barely to understand some of their joke.. u know those bench n floss thingy.. I thought it's lawak hambar😂😂
Zul Hazman 😂😂😂😂😂
huhu this is punishable by prison here in malaysia i dont understand their joke
Yup agreed. Can't relate as a Malaysian. Been working in Sg for awhile. While I agree there are some sort of stereotype against them but atleast it isn't constitutional racism practised in Malaysia. Doubt they'd understand us tho. Lol
I'm a malay that goes to Chinese school and 80 % of my friends are Chinese... And yes, things like this happens..... But I've been so used to it that when I lt happens I have to laugh also cause I can't do anything about it....
Danial Amani05 Stay strong bro. I’m Chinese but I don’t think we should be racist towards each other
The other way around seem happened in Indonesia. We should learn from each other
That's awful, no one should go through that. What a bunch of bullies. Pls bring this up to your school authorities
Right bro
I feel bad of you getting bullied by them, but a little reminder that not all Chinese like that. ❤️
You missed the most important one... LEPAK ONE CORNER BRO
we actually filmed that, but didn't put it in because it's too common a stereotype
oh cmon dude can we see that pleaseeeeeeee
Ministry of Funny yeah please...
Maybe have another video for the outtakes and bloopers from all the 3 parts? :D
Dee already covered that up
As a malay, true casual racism is when u speak said hi to your chinese friends they will speak chinese first among them & after 365 days later reply Hi....
Currently study in uni where 1malay:100chinese.... its painful when u tried to make conversation, they discuss first in chinese.
Ya ikr. Samalah kalau hantar sorg chinese kat uitm, lagi teruk kena bawang 😂
Isn't that a norm? If u study in unis where most of them r malays, u will also use malay 1st rather than other language.
@@husnaliyana8393 ni kat Singapore
@Test Account Singapoop
@@faizariffin4660 point aq sbnrnya nk ckap yg kalo kita minoriti, kita mmg akn dlyn cm minoriti, phm dak? Sbb aq ade classmate from mainland china n dia prnh je throw shades kt kitorg ckap bljr kt international uni tpi ckap mlayu since most of us r mlayu
i went to singapore when i was a child, there was a chinese girl letting me use the slide first at the playground but the way she said it was like ' let malay go first' or something along the line. so i was like okayy. weird sentence but who cares? now looking back, i realize that she saw me as a 'malay' rather than 'a random girl'. like u dont let people go first just because the person is malay? she meant to be nice ofc.
but it is kinda dissapointing bcs when i was young, i never really thought abt seeing my friends as some certain race or any different from me
She was just being nice dude, don't take a child's world so seriously because children often use strange adjectives gor others in childhood lol
im chinese and looking forward to seeing the chinese racist one.
good job guys. it makes us all realise the need to be more sensitive to our brothers of different races
There isnt one. This haresh tilani is a guy trying to paint a racist picture of chinese stirring up racial hatred. Pm me your opinion. Im gathering enough evidence to put up a case.
I can't believe what I face as a Malay person is really shared to others. I've been living with friends who are casual racists and just say things like it's a normal joke. most of the time it doesn't phase me but when it does, it's really triggering. Anyways great series by the way!
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then make sure you share this video with them! as well as the video tomorrow
This reminds me of highschool when my friends uses to make black jokes about me like I like eating chicken and watermelon.
I'm not even black.
That's a great opportunity to have though?!
because actually most people is racist inside, they just dont want to show it...and most are low level racist, and only small amount high level racist...
HAHA im a malay and i find the jokes hilarious. Something only singaporeans can relate, be chi or ind
But I'm Indian Chinese and Malay
Dan MLG awesome
Rafiq 🇲🇾♥️🇮🇳
wheezypea u r fucking annoying and disgusting,stop eating shit
Only Singaporeans?
what I love about Malaysia? when we catch peragut or pencuri, everyone became 1 Malaysia.
Yeah i agree. When there is pencuri detected in the neighbourhood, all the malay neighbours immediately took out the stick and start chasing the thief high and low until the thief is caught.
Seldom see such spirit among chinese
Agreed. While the police doing nothing, running around with their big tummy.
Irwan sisters are the real gem tho
@@kokbingtan8583 Or when a Chinese hit a mat rempit with car. The whole kampung came and beat the Chinese without reason. Best Malaysia, racism no 2 in world.
You mean to tell me that in order for Malaysian to unite as 1 Malaysian they need a crime to happen such as theft or snatch theft..?!.
one way to blindfold a chinese..is to not blindfold at all coz they already have their eyes closed..hahahah jokeeess don't take this seriously.
latest apple product by chines promoter , an I -opener
Dontt later they they take it to heart muhaha
Lol...my Malay friends told me before but doesn't triggered me cause we can play along...respect one's personal life and religion is the goal of peace...
Racist joke.
@Test Account open your eyes when typing my friend
as a malay, i can totally relate to the joke of whats the difference between a bench and a malay guy
Indra Aqmal what is the different? I don't really get the joke.
Indra Aqmal what up with dental floss?
超级白 Haha .. I'm malay but so many Chinese people though i was Chinese ..
is that because you are hard working? hahah lmao
Indra Aqmal of course a stereotype.. so many malays can support their family out there luxuriously
I love these short series of skits! Very tastefully done and such an eye-opening experience about ignorant racism prevalent in our society. Can't wait for the next one!
thanks for that awesome comment!
My non-Malay friends tend to ask why Malays have so many kids and how many siblings I have. "You must have at least 3 siblings?" I only have one kid sister. 😂
Hahaha
Becus we malay like to have SEGS!
Wahhh...I like this. Casual racism is so difficult to deal with. People just turn around and insist that 'it's just a joke!' or apologise 'for offending anyone' like no apologise for saying racist stuff.
bingo. hope you've watched all 3 videos
Ministry of Funny I've watched all three.
Haresh looks so good in the traditional wear☺😍
what about when I'm not in traditional wear?
still good as always:)
Ministry of Funny but in traditional wear you looks like pure भारतीय 😉
its not a traditional wear, its probably traditional wear for hindians but
not for nonhindians.
We are also made fun of our religion. People always forget that there is a difference between a malay and a muslim.
Hi A very well writeen comment! :)
Baik bro
Totally roasted bruh... It is SAVAGE.
Hi agree except the part Osama is Obama wtf. So you havent seen Trump so he is a made up character?
all malays are muslims though.... wyd i mean at least in malaysia
Malays people being bullied in their own country? 🙁
ikr
Yes it's sad, I'm Chinese but my boyfriend is Malay so I know how my boyfriend feel when he getting bullied by his chineese friends.
@@sabrinasing5978 poor him. He strong asf
This is in singapore btw, the Chinese already become majority
its really differents Singapore & Malaysia. Now i know it. Thank you for uploaded this. Makes me know how does it feel to be minority ^__^
Should have mentioned soccer :P
dawncry 270 YA LMAO LOL
dawncry 270 my whole school soccer cca are all malays...
dawncry 270 yeap ikr
dawncry 270 and immigration, customs & civil servants and civil defence. this video is racists
dawncry 270 i
Lol guitar! That was exactly the first thing that came to my mind when they looked at him!
I'm a Chinese living in Malaysia and I personally find most of these situations/problems super annoying! Geez. No racism.
I'm Indonesian which have no bad experienced with Chinese Malay or Malay. Both of them treat me well in everything. Direction, grab, business, resto.
Even when I have no place to eat, someone from chinese let me to sit with him together.
But not in Singapore
I have bad experienced in Imigration and Taxi.
haha I enjoyed this, can't wait for the next one to be out
did ya see the previous one though?
But I'm proud to be a Malay. :)
Jealousy. Stupid. Will drive you to the future.
Moderation. Chill. Will drive you to the afterlife.
Keep your preferences and opinions.
Respect de others.
Heck Malays are even discriminated in Malaysia by Chinese.
Malays were doomed by their own race, other races just taking opportunity
no such a thing , if we sees Malaysia have more poverty & crimes by malay race b/c Malaysia has it poverty & crimes. In Malaysia the ratio in comparison shown malays dominated it , that's simple .
I mean it common sense , not more malay committed to crimes but the differences b/c of the higher numbers of the population
Another Thing's Great PLATOAPOLOGY Some stupid assumption from a blind man. Nope it should be a stupid man. Can u consider of Malay crimes index based on each races ratio? I can say in China, Chinese is the major of crime cases. Same applies to India.
Nope, that kind of racist is fluent by politics. Dirty politics
Maciam brooo! Now this video I must say it was well made and form! Good job! It wasn't racist, in fact it was humorous and also the fact that what the Malay goes through is mostly true in this video! Hahahaha great video and good idea on the video plot and plan!
Maciam baik!
terima kasih bro! thanks for appreciating the effort we put in to make sure we got our points across while keeping the comedy in. hopefully the video tomorrow will cap the series off nicely
Kelakar ke? Ako tak rasa kelakar pon mcm nak matikan bangsa sendiri lagi ade lols..
@Test Account dari kau konek tak cuci eeee
I didn't know any of these stereotypes but we can find them everywhere and about almost everyone.So generalising shows ignorance while you think you know everything
bingo
Hard conversations.... you guys did it so well!:)
The playing guitar and "dikir barat" thing made me cry hard 😂🤣🤣
another masterpiece ... congratulations to the team
thanks! the next video tomorrow should put the nail in the coffin ;)
This is some good stuff bro... can't wait for the Chinese next
awesome ;)
Missed a fling with a malay girl cos I said I was from Bangladesh. Yeah..... Never doing that again.
Don judges malay people by its book cover
The fact that they paid their foods with coins 😂
Lol hahahahah
@Test Account your country shit( i Don't know which country are you from.)
@Test Account why you say our country malayshit
@Test Account indon detected...
HAHAHAHAHA the guitar one is soo relatable !
Can't wait for the Chinese Version
Probably leaving the best for last right bro :D
secret
Love #RacismSiewDai. we are able to laugh at ourselves. Singaporean Malays, as long as they are not gangsters or extremists in their religion are generally nice and friendly people. I am Chinese.
Lol guitar in the end! Classic!😂😂🤣🤣
i dont understand the bench joke :( why can't malay support a family D:
Daphne Kok Majority of Malay men are either unreliable or irresponsible when it comes to supporting their family... I gt first hand exp from my father
FZ Essex Casual racist right here. The irony...
Karim Khan there's recounting one's own experience with a particular person, but branding the reason they acted that way was because of their race is the very definition of generalization, stereotyping, and racism.
He had a deadbeat dad, but not all Malays are going to be like that. Get it?
Plus, what the heck does religion or 'the truth' have got to do with the conversation? Check yourself before you wreck yourself boy.
Karim Khan boy you just don't get it do you.
A lot still does not mean majority. And it still does not mean that they are that way because of their race.
'Majority of Malays are deadbeat dads' is simply a racist statement.
Also, this is not a 'Disagreeable Point'. It's not a point period. Haresh's videos are meant for you. Watch them and REALLY understand what he's trying to say. Casual racism is still a bad thing.
And again, when the heck did Islam come into the picture? Are you ok dude?
dont you think any race are getting married at a young age ? not only that had tons of kids, how to survive in sg ? 21-25 how to stable the career in sg , fricking hard if you ask me ....
That raya situation, same here in malaysia. Hahaha. You'll get duit raya until you're working. If you start working early, you won't get duit raya although you're young. Hahaha
that's why SG and Malaysia are brothers from different mothers
I find this hilariously funny and I gotta admit that you've got a great content guys! keep it up 👍🏻
thanks!
Hello ministry of funny. I'm sabahan. Can you make a video about stereotypes on Sabahan and Sarawakian? Glad to find out how malayan people think about borneo people.
whoa we've actually got a lot of requests for Sabahan and Sarawakian videos. Perhaps perhaps
cant wait for the chinese one! shoutout to all those chinese who never shower every morning!
Underrated comment bro
This is sooo funny!! Do more pls!! I'm a Malay btw 😂😂
awesome. hope you've subscribed!
Good to know. Not like some of ur fellow malays out there in the comments so triggered over nothing
I'm Malaysian Malay and I dont have any Singaporean Malay friends which I would like to have some. It will be very interesting if we can share a lot of experience as being Malay in two different countries.
Subscribed.. really creative and funny
As a malaysian, i cannot relate 😂
because if you are racist to a malay in malaysia you will be attacked with violence.
@@kimeli lol true bc Malay in Malaysia is majority.
@@kimeli
'If tolerance to everything u stand for nothing'
-Andrew tate
@@MrLing-yr1jtmost of them in singapore are boyanese thats why they are not smart maybe
I've once helped an uncle.
our local non-malay fellow coutryman over at jb.
his car got some problems at b-point.
so my friend and i decided to helped him out.
when we approached him,
he spoke to us in malay,
it was in malaysia so he assumed we're (my friend and i) are malaysians.
but we kept conversing to him in english.
we then offered to send him back home to sg as his car broke down.
then he knew we are Singaporeans,
he then asked,
"You got spare helmet ah?"
HALLOO?!
YOU THINK MALAIREN BO LUI BUY CAR AH!
HALLO HALLO NOT Z10 okay..
but we did send him home...
NAFI Shavo Damnn..
Dah Melayu ckp melayu lah jgn Nak poyo sgt bebual english. Ahpek bbl Melayu Dgn kau. Kau reply english nak speaking tak kene tempat.bodoh
@Bicep King ahpek know singlish not English muhahahah
That's so offensive! Hello from Malaysia, where we're certainly casually racist but I would never dream of saying this to any of my Malay friends. Also this might just be a Malaysian thing, but I personally feel offended by the dikir barat part because that is *our* culture, not just for Malays! Didn't you ever do dikir at school?? Aiyah you guys hahaha.
Also I didn't get the bench joke...I thought it was going to be "bench can support one family, Malay guy can support four" lol
Im study in Chinese tadika ,chinese primary school n chinese secondary school the problem why we were like breaking apart is because some of the parent that have a hatred in other religion is teach/brainwashed their child to hate other religion and this kind of behaviour will spread to other n with non stop, so thats why we Malaysian beside Politik make us breaking apart i think this is the cause malaysian not bersatu padu, we see each other like we are some of the foreigner or something but im grateful my ex secondary school is againts racism and change all of the behaviour in chinese,malay and indian students in perspective/positive view// btw i have more chinese friend and i will always talk to them about my religion so they can understand and other people
wtf, not a single thing in the video has ever happened to me...........am i.......NOT MALAY?!?!
You are just lucky
How old are you? Stop playing phone and go outside to the real world.
Fakhrullah Al Amin Nazari He doesn’t necessarily have to experience them. Either he has good company or in a good environment.
Because maybe you're Malay malaysians
Only in Singapore...
That’s hilarious. Imagine this happens in Malaysia, statement like that can get you into lockup.
That Malay girl is beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️
No she isn't
Don't know any Malays so I never heard of these stereotypes
Seems similar to black people thought
How do you blindfold a Chinese?
DENTAL FLOSS!!!
I lost it xD
Can't wait for the chinese version. Dental floss one not bad.
Every Races have their Own Positive & Negative Sides. It depends on whom you met along the way.
Not enough pedas la.. And punch line pun tak berapa sakit.. But good idea and concept.. Keep going.. Subscribed!
What, no soccer??? Hahahaha
doobeethat Productions it's football, not soccer -_-
Keem A same thing what, wah Lao -_-
Well football is the most popular sport in the world so it isn't really a surprise if a country/race likes to play it.
i lost at the accident part ! hahahahaha
I hope that more people do a documentary on discrimination against chinese muslims in singapore. I am a chinese muslim. My race is teochew. I converted to islam because i felt that it was the truth. However many of my family members ostracized me because i had " turned malay". I felt secure and support from the malay-muslim community in singapore. I hope people can do a documentary about how chinese muslims are estranged and ostracized by the non muslim chinese community in singapore. Many of the chinese muslims in singapore have mostly been accused of having " turned malay", just because we felt that islam was the true religion. I hope many people can do a documentary of the problems faced by chinese muslims in singapore. The malay-muslim community has always been supportive of chinese muslims in singapore, but not so with the non-muslim chinese. Enough said.
Can we have a part 2. This is so relatable and hilarious
Suggestions
- All malays got tattoo
- All malays will be late
- All malays like to sit in one corner
- Impossible for malays to own a long lasting business
- Even the word malay is highlighted as an error in google and word doc spellcheck
The suggestions above are based on what’s relatable to being a malay (me). ✌🏻😊
perhaps perhaps
that malay guy is quite cute leh hahaha
Yuki Meimei96 that's not a pure malay.. That looks with indian
Yuki Meimei96 that's pariah Tamil
kimi mon racist as fuck
nope, the indian dude looks okay than the malay dude I guess.
you are saying that because u r malay or indonesian. The indian dude has bigger eyes and straighter nose. but I agree that both are okay, just the indian dude has a bit better looking than the malay one
Programmer Sayed she is Chinese?
0:06 Indian Ozil?
No, Singaporean mousedeer
Im a malay....Im not racist...i have a lot of friend with different race and ethnics....love them♥♥
There's one which one of my malay friends shared what he went through before. He said his colleague labelled him as playing the victim card just because he told his colleague that he was discriminated at work. (which he really was after hearing him out.) Whenever I read forums, I noticed alot of people like to use the phrase "victim card" alot and shrugged it off too.
i thought as malaysian I can at least relate to one of these things..boy I was wrong
I know some of the chinese people they just hate on malays because of their race nothing else. No offense to anyone else but we shouldnt judge someone based on their races but their attitude. There's many time i met Chinese who are just full on asshole but its not like they are the only one doing this. Because even though this video is a comedy, sadly some will still take this seriously and ending up hating the other races regardless of the people they're facing. Blind hate is the worst. Its what led to conflict and in the end war.
nicely put man. im malay.. im loving it.. especially floss jokes
Keep up the good work guys...cant wait the one on chinese....
omg I cracked up at the dental floss one (and I'm Chinese)
boomz
The accident one was so funny!
malaysia and singapore are so different..we in malaysia like family..cubit peha kiri peha kanan terasa, we work together,we eat together and we are brother .. love you malaysia
At 2:21 don't eateries usually bill people after the meal?
Oh that's how life in Singapore works...
Malaysia is the best country in SEA, better then indonesia
Fruitarian I ain’t Malaysian it Indonesian but I know Malaysian are the racist among all the SEA , so literally the worst of all . They can’t even get along with themselves
@@yugalsuhang5319 im sorry for this shit statement up there bro. We're all just the same human being. Unless if there are a human who can grow a pair of wings at their back then yeah.. we're all the same
Yugal shang sjk chinese,sjk indian (school based of racial) u can find in sg? And possible in indonesia??
provocateur
hakhak usually i find racist jokes offending but u somehow make it funny.i sub.i do.
Im malay with few experience encounter old chinese & indian old folks that ask myhelp & some of them really appreciate for what i did. My say, its not what race ur r born, its people metality basically.. as long as we do good to others, the world will be great & peace.
the only comment that made some real sense in the comment section.
the intro guy eyes scared the shit of me 😂
cos his eyes are too sexy?
yay new video
Good job guys,keep on do it,u got new subcriber...like it very much.
power
The makan thing is kinda true. When i buy food at uni, there's always a price difference between my chinese friends and i. We take one sayur and one ayam but mine would always turn out cheaper.
AHAHAHAHA cb the dikir barat part
dont identified us as indian we have our own identity Tamilan
Go back to India then
mannnn you guys are so damn good.nice videos.andd i'm subscribing..
awesome ;)
haaaaaa i feel offended for some reason. maybe bcos im such an idiot😂 video was actually funny tho, well done! laughed my ass off😂
Oh my word that malay girl tho!!! 😍😍
Ok besides that, another thing I wanna point out as well is when we talk about weddings. People say malay weddings are cheap and they question why we make a special occasion located at a place with cat piss and dirty walls. We just have to educate our friends and family about racism. Casual or otherwise its still pretty degrading. Have a good day
good on ya for bringing this stuff out bro. Racism doesn't belong in this day and age. Specially in singapore with our oath!
cheers man, thanks for appreciating the video. hope you can pass on the message to everyone ya know!
Good that we have the subtitles to this video :)
I love being the middle ground of an argument or opinion is fun but its frustrating.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR D CHINESE ONE TO COME OUT CZ IM A CHINESE LOL.
Sharken Yong me too!
it's gonna be fun ;)
Sharken Yong same I can totally relate I want le en to be in it it will be super,funny
Sharken Yong It won't happen because the uploader is racist
Sharken Yong See China uncensored you will love it
I found this dental floss joke freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂
It's just what happen in Indonesia, but the complicated part is we're not talk in the front so it's happen in the back. But so far we try to understand each other.
Indonesian and chinese indonesian and non native cant relate to this. Many indonesian chinese (not all) assimilate and cannot even speak mandarin, atleast most if not all of my chinese indonesian friends cannot even speak mandarin.
Ahh i love the casual racism videos you make 😂😂 chinese next ? 👀
bingo
ayeeee cant wait :3
Reem watch China Uncensored you will get a good dose of Chinese racism :)
+Bullviper 98 that was the motivation in created those kind of channel, b/c the world had enough and giving out something for y'all as a punching bag to keep poking and release the self esteem. As frozen goes let it go ... let it go
never mention "relax staircase". haha
Ahhh.. this video reminds me of College Humour video called ''Diet Racism"
Have you folks try it yet? Less racist, taste the same!
Great video. Keep it up!
We.cannot.have racist-tendencies as Singaporeans. Glad to have many friends of all.races and from all different walks of life..though a huge chunk of my multi-racial friends are musicians in Sg. There are lots of things we learn whenever we meet and interact anywhere. 😎🎸🤘🤘🤘❤❤❤