@@expendableround6186 I mean... to be fair, I'm with... I think it was Tom? If it is the best steak in the world, I would be hesitant. I'd be like 'well how bad is the stabbing going to be?' Because free, excellent food. So clearly, while I can recognise sanity, I may not have it myself. ^^;
I like how Stephen diplomatically steered the conversation away from Jon's alts because they've already done an episode on that, only to make the episode about taking Breakfast Stabbings from another previous episode up to the Nth degree.
"A man tells you 'I'm gonna give you the best night of your life, and at the end, I'm gonna stab you, I'm not gonna tell you when, I'm not gonna tell you with what' and you're not gonna go 'Nah, I'm good'?" I doubt the innuendo was intended, but it sounds like exactly what I want out of a day these days thank you.
They brought it back up from the second episode, it’s been 3 months since then. If Stephen doesn’t get his Waffle House we’re gonna end up with a Stabbies, Stab’s Jr. in the west coast, or an Olive Stabben.
You know, if we want to combine restaurants and stabbings, how about a blood donation drive? Donate blood and get a voucher for a free meal at a place of your choice.
Tom's explanation of a pay phone is EXACTLY what I would've said. My brain INSTANTLY thought 'ok, so, you know the TARDIS from Doctor Who?...' before he even mentioned it. 🤣
The steakhouse menu just has a sword drawing, the meals are placed along the sword correlating to how deep the stab will be. It makes sense and looks cool, classic
Thanks to Outback Stabhouse for leading to the most embarrassing scene I've ever had at my workplace that happens to be a library. On a different note I love this podcast so much, it's funny as hell.
@@inaccurateprophecy8971 So this was during COVID right, we were in a temporary location and I was at the front desk. Normally when I listen to podcasts during my work I keep a low profile, but the entire Outback Stabhouse bit made me laugh so loudly that I spilled a bunch of stuff, made a bunch of noise, and my coworker had to ask if I was ok
21:30 I'm wondering if the reason they won't change it is because they can't delete an account without permission from said account holder (so Jessica or Maria would have to come close the account)
"If it's important enough they'll leave a message" I have asked people to do this, and apparently they don't have time to leave a message. They have time for a conversation, but not enough time to leave a message.
As a pet smart employee, I can say that if we try to change the name on the account, the cash register (which runs windows vista) screams at us. However, they should be able to delete an account when asked to do so. Side Note: when I was trained we were told to always ask which name the account was under as to not assume someone’s gender identity (granted I’m from a more liberal area and Stephen lives in the south). Hence the name confusion you experience.
As someone that works at Petsmart: you have to call the corporate help number in order to get info removed from accounts, we cant do it in the store because of some privacy law I think. Fun fact. Also idk what stores you are shopping at but half the people we have share accounts with SOs or even parents so I never really question it.
5:05 It’s more like Sonic, Sonic, and Original the Character are the only ones who can beat Eggman (and the Phantom Ruby). Even alone Sonic could only do so much, with Classic Sonic proving to be more capable as a solo act at times. And in all fairness, the state of the world was already going down hill before Sonic got captured; him getting captured just expedited the process. 6:05 Ah Sonic Forces, the top example of why tell, don’t show is such a horrible story telling model, especially when what they do show is lackluster, contradictory to what was told, or both. Like that whole thing about Sonic being tortured, he looks like he’s no worse for wear when the story decides to go back to his perspective. And the plaza where he got beat up by Infinite the first time? Looks no worse all those months later when Tails returns to it. 13:30 Twitch clip of Stephen’s story: www.twitch.tv/stephengeorg/clip/ScrumptiousPiliableSpaghettiKappaClaus?tt_medium=mobile_web_share&tt_content=clip 16:32 But Stephen if we do that, how can we keep Disc Only in the top 100 podcasts on iTunes? 23:54 I wish I could do that when I pick up the phone at work during times when telemarketers and bots are more active and calling said phone, but because I have to be professional about it, I have to give the same greetings each time I pick up so there’s no way for me to avoid giving them something since my phone doesn’t do Caller ID. It just lists the incoming caller’s number and I have to assume it’s a customer or applicant on the other side. 29:27 First thing I think of with MST3K is Tom Servo’s song about stock footage. Not the best joke but still a favorite of mine. That and the ending of The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman. “END! EEEEEND!” 37:31 And there’s my issue with the business model Stephen proposed. In terms of money, the meal at the immediate time may be free, yes, but the likely hospital visit that follows? Hell no! No insurance provider is going to accept “I got stabbed because that was the trade off for eating a fine steak” as sufficient reasoning, so you’re going to have to pay out of pocket at which point that meal better be worth the hospital bills which knowing how expensive those can get is likely not going to weigh in favor of having the then-monetarily free meal. Unless the stab was more like a small puncture wound like with a *clean* (that’s the other thing too: how do we know the stabbing instruments are clean?) syringe or something and they patch it up, something that won’t require me to visit a hospital or pay medical fees in any way, shape, or form, the meal is most certainly not free or worthwhile, and that is false/misleading advertising right there. 40:04 Outside of breakfast joints where they do serve New York Steaks (and they’re usually dry as Death Valley), what establishment would serve hash browns with steaks? No; you’re getting mashed potatoes or shoestring fries, far more fitting. 52:42 I would’ve called it Bath and Bloody Works personally. 55:22 From Welshy’s reviews I remember that at some point, around Saw V or VI, the death traps become less about trying to see if the people genuinely appreciate the life they’ve been given and more of the people acting in Jigsaw’s place doing it out of a need for survival because apparently one of the survivors in Saw V found out their identities after which the new Jigsaw or the group is on the run from the authorities and thus subject people to the death traps in order to avoid getting caught and probably gunned down. 59:27 And all of that is because Pa Kent scolded Clark for using his powers to save some school kids, thinking that maybe it’d be better for Clark if he let them die instead, very in character for the Pa Kent most of us know. Man, Nolan does not know how to write good supportive father figures. 1:03:08 There’s a reason why TFS used a lot of Doctor Who themes for Future Trunks. 1:09:10 It’s more like Vegeta grows into that kind of person over time and learns to accept that as part of who he is than be frustrated and antsy in times of peace like Goku became over time. Id vs. Ego sort of thing.
Yes, but here's the additional caveat... The UBER DRIVER is the one that has to stab you. They are given very specific instructions from the restaurant when leaving regatrding how to stab and with what, and are given a bonus for their work (Basically an additional tip exclusively for Uber/GrubHub/DoorDash Drivers from the restaurant), and they must report with a picture to show that they stabbed someone.
So I typed 'quagsire' into youtube and literally the 5th video was the exact scene Tom was talking about. 😂 Also, I saw a comment that said it was the 'pokemon version of Owen Wilson's "wow"' and now I can't unhear that. 🤣
I was thinking of this bit and trying to find it but forgot which ep it was from, and i unsurprisingly didnt get very far searching "disc only the one from before when it little" lol At least i found it now
stephen reminds me of that one comic strip stephen: no fear * is reminded of the existence of a jessica who mistyped her phone number as his stephen: one fear
speaking of jon's making a random nosie tactic when picking up a phone call a couple months ago, i got a phone call from an unknown number. i picked it up, and just coughed. they hung up right away.
Another thing about Dragonball on the collateral damage stuff, sometimes fights DO start in a city or populated area, and they usually realize how bad that is and bait the fight away to minimize the collateral. And even then, they don't always succeed--Buu still did that attack that wiped out humanity and they had to wish them all back. DBZ was pretty good about addressing the collateral compared to other shows. Also the copout with Whis's reset button in resurrection F was shit. It did Vegeta dirty--with how far he's come as a character, easily the one with THE most character development in the entire show, he deserved that win. But they had to copout and give Goku the killing blow.
Pets martial does the same thing for me. I changed my first and last names and when I asked them to update it the only changed the first and kept the last name the same (spelled incorrectly)
Well technically Jerod, Bad Boys for Life and a Chinese film called The Eight Hundred are the highest grossing films of the year, but Sonic is Top 3, which is still pretty crazy.
@@ShycoWar Not sure where you’re looking because Forces isn’t nearly as buggy as either of those games. The gameplay is fairly solid even taking into account Classic’s altered physics (and the pretty bad soundtrack for Classic’s levels but that’s more a matter of taste). However sound gameplay only keeps it from being a glitchy mess. It can’t make up for the bad storytelling (which at least people cite Shadow’s story in 06 as being good) or the infamously short level lengths. You look at the score ratings too for Forces and they’re not bad unlike 06 and Lyric; they’re just not great either.
Alternate title: Sane man worried about his friends discussing a steakhouse where you pay for your meals by being stabbed.
Don’t let anyone convince you that they’re doing you a favor by hurting you.
@@expendableround6186 I mean... to be fair, I'm with... I think it was Tom?
If it is the best steak in the world, I would be hesitant. I'd be like 'well how bad is the stabbing going to be?'
Because free, excellent food.
So clearly, while I can recognise sanity, I may not have it myself. ^^;
To quote Stephen: “THE MEAL IS FREE “
I like how Stephen diplomatically steered the conversation away from Jon's alts because they've already done an episode on that, only to make the episode about taking Breakfast Stabbings from another previous episode up to the Nth degree.
"A man tells you 'I'm gonna give you the best night of your life, and at the end, I'm gonna stab you, I'm not gonna tell you when, I'm not gonna tell you with what' and you're not gonna go 'Nah, I'm good'?"
I doubt the innuendo was intended, but it sounds like exactly what I want out of a day these days thank you.
34:45 for the start of the Outback Stabhouse arc
thank you very much
Beat me to it DNP
@@superwolf1515Come! Arséne!!!
It begins
Ah yes, the episode of the Geneva Convention, and restaurants that stab you.
Every episode has had a stabbing incident involving restaurants so far tho :P
I swear stabbing at a restaurant is gonna be a running gag
They brought it back up from the second episode, it’s been 3 months since then. If Stephen doesn’t get his Waffle House we’re gonna end up with a Stabbies, Stab’s Jr. in the west coast, or an Olive Stabben.
WELP
So 3 starts, Sonic, Geneva Conventions, Outback Stabhouse, and Dragon Ball.
Beautiful
Absolutely love this podcast.
I love how what started out as a joke became such a pivotal part of my month
@@TheRealMrMic - Same.
I hope they start doing them more frequently. Once a month is a long time to wait. They’re very rewatchable, but still.
You know, if we want to combine restaurants and stabbings, how about a blood donation drive? Donate blood and get a voucher for a free meal at a place of your choice.
The "good" method. Tbh I like the idea tho
I would actually love that idea.
This sounds legitimately really good!
Tom's explanation of a pay phone is EXACTLY what I would've said. My brain INSTANTLY thought 'ok, so, you know the TARDIS from Doctor Who?...' before he even mentioned it. 🤣
The steakhouse menu just has a sword drawing, the meals are placed along the sword correlating to how deep the stab will be. It makes sense and looks cool, classic
Thanks to Outback Stabhouse for leading to the most embarrassing scene I've ever had at my workplace that happens to be a library.
On a different note I love this podcast so much, it's funny as hell.
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@@inaccurateprophecy8971 So this was during COVID right, we were in a temporary location and I was at the front desk.
Normally when I listen to podcasts during my work I keep a low profile, but the entire Outback Stabhouse bit made me laugh so loudly that I spilled a bunch of stuff, made a bunch of noise, and my coworker had to ask if I was ok
@@WishMakers At least it wasn't anything hazardous.
The fact that this episode isn't called Outback Stab House upsets me greatly.
And this was the birth of the Outback Stabhouse.
Outback Stabhouse may be my new favorite thing ever! I"m laughing so hard tears are rolling down my cheek.
21:30 I'm wondering if the reason they won't change it is because they can't delete an account without permission from said account holder (so Jessica or Maria would have to come close the account)
I know the exact Disco Devil rip Jerod was talking about at 51:06. It's such a good mashup.
"If it's important enough they'll leave a message"
I have asked people to do this, and apparently they don't have time to leave a message. They have time for a conversation, but not enough time to leave a message.
As a pet smart employee, I can say that if we try to change the name on the account, the cash register (which runs windows vista) screams at us. However, they should be able to delete an account when asked to do so. Side Note: when I was trained we were told to always ask which name the account was under as to not assume someone’s gender identity (granted I’m from a more liberal area and Stephen lives in the south). Hence the name confusion you experience.
"We can't waste anytime talking."
Ah Jon I see you've finally become a true married man.
As someone that works at Petsmart: you have to call the corporate help number in order to get info removed from accounts, we cant do it in the store because of some privacy law I think. Fun fact.
Also idk what stores you are shopping at but half the people we have share accounts with SOs or even parents so I never really question it.
My face hurts so much from smiling during the Stabhouse talk
5:05 It’s more like Sonic, Sonic, and Original the Character are the only ones who can beat Eggman (and the Phantom Ruby). Even alone Sonic could only do so much, with Classic Sonic proving to be more capable as a solo act at times. And in all fairness, the state of the world was already going down hill before Sonic got captured; him getting captured just expedited the process.
6:05 Ah Sonic Forces, the top example of why tell, don’t show is such a horrible story telling model, especially when what they do show is lackluster, contradictory to what was told, or both. Like that whole thing about Sonic being tortured, he looks like he’s no worse for wear when the story decides to go back to his perspective. And the plaza where he got beat up by Infinite the first time? Looks no worse all those months later when Tails returns to it.
13:30 Twitch clip of Stephen’s story: www.twitch.tv/stephengeorg/clip/ScrumptiousPiliableSpaghettiKappaClaus?tt_medium=mobile_web_share&tt_content=clip
16:32 But Stephen if we do that, how can we keep Disc Only in the top 100 podcasts on iTunes?
23:54 I wish I could do that when I pick up the phone at work during times when telemarketers and bots are more active and calling said phone, but because I have to be professional about it, I have to give the same greetings each time I pick up so there’s no way for me to avoid giving them something since my phone doesn’t do Caller ID. It just lists the incoming caller’s number and I have to assume it’s a customer or applicant on the other side.
29:27 First thing I think of with MST3K is Tom Servo’s song about stock footage. Not the best joke but still a favorite of mine. That and the ending of The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman. “END! EEEEEND!”
37:31 And there’s my issue with the business model Stephen proposed. In terms of money, the meal at the immediate time may be free, yes, but the likely hospital visit that follows? Hell no! No insurance provider is going to accept “I got stabbed because that was the trade off for eating a fine steak” as sufficient reasoning, so you’re going to have to pay out of pocket at which point that meal better be worth the hospital bills which knowing how expensive those can get is likely not going to weigh in favor of having the then-monetarily free meal. Unless the stab was more like a small puncture wound like with a *clean* (that’s the other thing too: how do we know the stabbing instruments are clean?) syringe or something and they patch it up, something that won’t require me to visit a hospital or pay medical fees in any way, shape, or form, the meal is most certainly not free or worthwhile, and that is false/misleading advertising right there.
40:04 Outside of breakfast joints where they do serve New York Steaks (and they’re usually dry as Death Valley), what establishment would serve hash browns with steaks? No; you’re getting mashed potatoes or shoestring fries, far more fitting.
52:42 I would’ve called it Bath and Bloody Works personally.
55:22 From Welshy’s reviews I remember that at some point, around Saw V or VI, the death traps become less about trying to see if the people genuinely appreciate the life they’ve been given and more of the people acting in Jigsaw’s place doing it out of a need for survival because apparently one of the survivors in Saw V found out their identities after which the new Jigsaw or the group is on the run from the authorities and thus subject people to the death traps in order to avoid getting caught and probably gunned down.
59:27 And all of that is because Pa Kent scolded Clark for using his powers to save some school kids, thinking that maybe it’d be better for Clark if he let them die instead, very in character for the Pa Kent most of us know. Man, Nolan does not know how to write good supportive father figures.
1:03:08 There’s a reason why TFS used a lot of Doctor Who themes for Future Trunks.
1:09:10 It’s more like Vegeta grows into that kind of person over time and learns to accept that as part of who he is than be frustrated and antsy in times of peace like Goku became over time. Id vs. Ego sort of thing.
I like bath and bloody works but how about bed bath and brutality?
surprised you haven't got a specific outro for this yet. this is a blast
I thought it'd be a good idea to do a little drawing to this episode, but then Outback Stabhouse. This has been the hardest I've laughed in a while!
Guys, it was RIGHT THERE. Come on. *IN*back Stabhouse.
In The Back Stab House!
No, the correct answer is definitely Outback Shankhouse.
@@PokerJoker811 Steak & Shank?
Personal bookmarks : steakhouse 35:13 36:48-37:39 38:55
I like to think that the outback stabhouse is run by a vampire that wants to take blood from people more humanely
Stephen's opened up a horrible Pandora's Box of people calling him "Jessica" at meetups.
Which means it would be opposite for me 😂😂😅😅
Been waiting for this so much Jon!!!!
34:23 is the plot the Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Stephen could Outback Stabhouse work with DoorDash or other delivery services
Uber Stabs
Yes, but here's the additional caveat...
The UBER DRIVER is the one that has to stab you. They are given very specific instructions from the restaurant when leaving regatrding how to stab and with what, and are given a bonus for their work (Basically an additional tip exclusively for Uber/GrubHub/DoorDash Drivers from the restaurant), and they must report with a picture to show that they stabbed someone.
So I typed 'quagsire' into youtube and literally the 5th video was the exact scene Tom was talking about. 😂
Also, I saw a comment that said it was the 'pokemon version of Owen Wilson's "wow"' and now I can't unhear that. 🤣
I appreciate the Citizen Kane reference.
10:42 made me laugh wayyyyy too hard
I was thinking of this bit and trying to find it but forgot which ep it was from, and i unsurprisingly didnt get very far searching "disc only the one from before when it little" lol
At least i found it now
So no December disk only so far, did something happen?
It's tonight, I assume they didn't do it last week because it was the first of the month, or they were too busy with something.
43:55 "that's for like Texas" Ah yes, the Texas Chainsaw BBQ, ate there last week. (literally) cost an arm and a leg but it was worth it.
stephen reminds me of that one comic strip
stephen: no fear
* is reminded of the existence of a jessica who mistyped her phone number as his
stephen: one fear
13:48 Someone needs to link this to me because I need to see this
ruclips.net/video/VLL_yzgRyIM/видео.html From the Breakfast Stream 2020 highlights video.
20:00 *Jessica Saga*
speaking of jon's making a random nosie tactic when picking up a phone call
a couple months ago, i got a phone call from an unknown number. i picked it up, and just coughed. they hung up right away.
Another thing about Dragonball on the collateral damage stuff, sometimes fights DO start in a city or populated area, and they usually realize how bad that is and bait the fight away to minimize the collateral. And even then, they don't always succeed--Buu still did that attack that wiped out humanity and they had to wish them all back. DBZ was pretty good about addressing the collateral compared to other shows.
Also the copout with Whis's reset button in resurrection F was shit. It did Vegeta dirty--with how far he's come as a character, easily the one with THE most character development in the entire show, he deserved that win. But they had to copout and give Goku the killing blow.
Pets martial does the same thing for me. I changed my first and last names and when I asked them to update it the only changed the first and kept the last name the same (spelled incorrectly)
LOL I love this podcast
whats the kid's menu like though...
Mini daggers for the kids to be stabbed with
Kiddie menu: small meal for the parents finger, we have standards dammit
That’s an amazing intro
big
i'm deceased
The hospital bills would be so much more expensive than any meal though...
I can't believe I missed this! WHY AM I SO TERRIBLE?! D=>
Waiter could you describe the level of stab for this particular meal?
Well technically Jerod, Bad Boys for Life and a Chinese film called The Eight Hundred are the highest grossing films of the year, but Sonic is Top 3, which is still pretty crazy.
you should make a video ONLY with the art
Stephen reminds me of John Mullaney a lot in this one lol
HECK YEAH MY FAVORITE TIME!
For Outback Stabhouse, could you pay by donating blood? Good way for charity!
I felt 27:00.... just trying to find someone to talk to me about games
34:49 I find this coincidental to me personally 😅😅😅😅….
Jigsaw was an architect
5.... 5.... 5.... 5.... 5....
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HELL YES
I own the 9 Saw movies
Alt universe Jessica is Stephen’s Peggy
I dont like the thought that Lamberts is a softcore outback stabhouse.
Five Prongs instead of Five Guys.
13:45
5:52
34:30 leaving this for later
24:30 *
46:43
It's free meat jon
Oh my lord
Even by giving us more time in the podcasts. We will continue to ask for more. Sorry, not sorry.
I'm not good at math... but I think dan crossed his 1 word only...
Sonic Forces isn't a bad game, don't @ me
OK, but most people wouldn’t call it a good game either. General consensus is it’s mediocre at best.
@@Rexaura888 From what I've seen, general consensus is more like "it's on the level of 06 and Rise of Lyric".
@@ShycoWar Not sure where you’re looking because Forces isn’t nearly as buggy as either of those games. The gameplay is fairly solid even taking into account Classic’s altered physics (and the pretty bad soundtrack for Classic’s levels but that’s more a matter of taste). However sound gameplay only keeps it from being a glitchy mess. It can’t make up for the bad storytelling (which at least people cite Shadow’s story in 06 as being good) or the infamously short level lengths. You look at the score ratings too for Forces and they’re not bad unlike 06 and Lyric; they’re just not great either.
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WHERES 👏 DISC 👏 LONELY 👏
In the charity stream, where else?
6:03