Are we not going to talk about how HK says, "Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, Master." instead of "Query: is there someone you need killed, Master?"
Silly Bastilla, you cannot kill a droid. ESPECIALLY this particular droid, it's been tried. They brought him back from the wreckage for Kotor II, TOR MMORPG, and even the old SWG MMO as I recall. He has more lives than Ashoka.
Well guys, there’s a most amazing and hillarious Shitpost video about HK-47, called HK-47 destroys everything. ruclips.net/video/CE8-vkCsvK0/видео.html And if you wish to ask meatbags, I was Lord Revan until an annoying girl similar to Bastila only a total replacement cyborg, gave me a Wierd time, including driving my car and wearing my outfit.
HK-47: "I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with you current entourage." *flashback to literally anyone in the party* Exile: "Uhh... right."
I mean…Handmaiden? Mommy issues Disciple? “Mommy” issues Mandalore: abandonment issues Kreia: trust issues Bao-Dur: General issues Hanharr: anger issues Atton: issues, just all kinds of issues Mira might just be the least damaged person in the group…tho that’s not saying much lol
@@yeahthatstheguy44 i would have said visas: separation issues... loses her planet stays with the bloke who destroys it... is sent to do something ends up clinging to the one she was ment to kill...
@@warlordofbritannia its honestly a shame lucasarts told Obsidian they couldnt have a jedi/sith wookie... it would have been so cool if hanharr being force sensitive wasnt shot down...
HK-47 throwing shade to all the KOTOR 1 Crew (-minus Revan) especially Carth and Bastila, if HK finds/found out that Revan ditched him but brang T3-M4 with him then HK’s going to want to blast him till he’s scraps HK-47: Statement: Oh, do shut up, you beeping little trash compactor.
I haven't played the second game nor read the novel, so idk anything about what happened after Kotor 2 apart from the Old Republic masterpiece of a game
Cunclusion:"Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capscitors and make me wish i could prees a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger" Me."You are not alone, i feel you buddy..."
@@yeahthatstheguy44 “Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.”
Statement: Once, in a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. Commentary: Not a wet, dirty hole filled with the end of worms. Nor a dry, sandy hole, with nothing comfortable to sit on or to eat. Elaboration: This was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort… Etc.
This is why after playing this game for 15 years, I found it nice to just use a save editor to max out my character and influence with my companions. This way, I can actually experience stuff like this. And yet I still feel like I haven't seen/heard everything this game has to offer yet. Thank you for the upload.
This has made me realize that a game playing as Revan leading up to a conclusion of going out into the unknown regions to fight the emporer with Malak would be so epic as a pre-quel to kotor.
What would be the point though? Unless they're going to retcon alot of stuff, the story of Revan and Malak's journey before the start of KotOR has already been explored in KotOR 1, in fact, the core of a significant portion of the game is back-tracking the journey they took.
@@redringaming3017 I am pretty sure that KOTOR 1 is about backtracking Revan and Malak's journey AFTER they return from the unknown region as they search for the Starforge. A story set after the Mandalorian Wars, but before Revan's hunt for the Starforge could be interesting. Although I don't know enough about SWTOR to really say anything concrete anymore about Revan since well I haven't played that game after I beat the Inquisitor's storyline. Although I would MUCH rather get a Mandalorian War trilogy of games.
@@Matthew-li7we You're right, I misread. Their journeys to the unknown regions before returning as sith lords has been documented and explored in SWTOR and several lore entries in the build-up to SWTOR.
Honestly HK-47 wasn't wrong. Carth was an edgy cynic who bragged about being one while hating being on. Bastila was the equivalent of a high strung pretentious choir girl who fell in love with a bad boy and refused to admit it it. Both super annoying on paper and even more aggravating in real life to deal with. You'd wish both would just get over their issues already.
Carth: "I can never trust anyone!" Bruh, I literally delayed saving the galaxy to get your *adult* son out of a cult/gang. At this point it's performative, and you can take that show on the road.
Mockery: Well son, I can tell you my opinion on the ongoing conflict, but I'm an old man so you with your damned young mind would never understand, SHOO!!!
That's Cherry-gig. How do I know? No reason. But I do have an eye for quality. And Cherry-gig is definitely an artist with... quality. Sure wish they'd finish their Resident Evil Patreon DnD. You know the one.
Lol, someone who knows a thing for details and artstyle. And Yeah, i also knew his/her resident evil dnd, and that comic was the first time i knew the artist.
The main difference between Kotor 1 and Kotor 2 is by far the quality of the companions. I mean, in Kotor 1, I didn't really care for Mission, Jolee Bindo or Canderous Ordo... Bastila, Carth, HK47 and T3M4 were quite the main active companions in the story... and others were quite useless. In KOTOR 2... I felt ALL OF THEM were active and important for the story.
She is, but you need Revan to be a light sided male for her to show up in the aftermath of the Telos battle with Carth. Or alternatively you can get her to show up in a Korriban holo log if Revan was dark sided
She appears in a hologram if you talk to T3-M4 (if you have high influence on him). And as the commentator above said, she also appears in korriban and telos.
@@poppadnice52 No, she isn't a companion Are familiar with the lore? if that so, you maybe already know but if you're not, then as to what happened to her is that.... After defeat of Malak, she and Revan married, and she became a Jedi Master as well. Revan left her behind because she was pregnant and not wanting to risk her life because of it. By the events of kotor 2, she was the among the few Jedi that survived the purge since she was hiding to protect their son and by the end of the game where our exile is now going on a new journey to search Revan and the true Sith, she and the exile meet and gave her the mask of Revan. She eventually resettled being a Jedi Master again after the purged ended, All while raising her son whom would later grow up as a chancellor.
Oh man Carth... But is he wrong though. You both survive near death at the hands of an ambush, and wven after you form a plan woth your partner, even after you both were key in figuring out how to rescue a jedi and get off planet surrounded by Sith. And yet you think i work for them. And yet you cannot cite egen antthing on your end that is red flag and take it out on ke for trying to see if i can help with the problem that is clearly there. Is he harsh? Yes. But not inaccurate.
Nice saber hilts...where'd you get 'em? Cool robe mod too, lol!
Wait! you're the guy who made this Mods, they're pretty awesome man
Yeah thats me lol. Thanks! Makes me smile when i see my stuff on youtube.
@@kaidonjorn5295 this is so wholesome :)
It's really surreal to see you outside of deadlystream.
@@SethAurelius94 😊
Look at me, I'm Carth. I can't trust anyone ever again!
Carth: That's a terrible impression
Viewers: But not inaccurate!
I dont want to talk about it.
Tfs?
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!
Also Carth('s VA): Whine whine Shepherd lament biotics
Observation: it wasn’t inaccurate meatbags!
Spot on about carth and bastila but even funnier still is HK was totally aware she wanted to jump Revans bones.
She did, heck they even had a son.
Wish there stories would had end it like that.
@@lordjor96 But no, there had to be more people with the Shan and Revan heritage in TOR
That bastila thumbnail tho...
It's from Cherry-gig if you want yo know the full source.
@@yeahthatstheguy44 much obliged
The man provides great dialogues and sauce??? Subbing
@@yeahthatstheguy44 Link?
lol.....
Are we not going to talk about how HK says, "Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, Master." instead of "Query: is there someone you need killed, Master?"
It might be because hes on the hawk or because its kotor 2 and not 1
I thought it was because the player had a lot of influence on HK-47. But i don't know, i actually never tried to get 100%influence on the companians.
@@mraveragepenguin2521 you can make HK *not* say is there someone you need killed, Master
This evil smug droid is hilarious.
I also thought that usually it's only Carth OR Bastila he gives an example of, depending on the player's gender, not both. I may be wrong.
HK 47: *Mocks Bastilla*
Bastilla on Coruscant: I felt a strong urge in the force...the Force is demanding that I kill HK 47 IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN!
Silly Bastilla, you cannot kill a droid. ESPECIALLY this particular droid, it's been tried. They brought him back from the wreckage for Kotor II, TOR MMORPG, and even the old SWG MMO as I recall. He has more lives than Ashoka.
HK-47 will remain to be one of the greatest characters in Star Wars, legends or otherwise
I just hope they don't remove him from the Kotor remake.
@@golfer435 or even worse make him family friendly
@@NoBody20026 then he'll put blaster to their behavior cores and pull the trigger. After removing protocol droid module.
If HK-47 was a Rolex then Mr Bones would be a dollar store digital kids watch
Well guys, there’s a most amazing and hillarious Shitpost video about HK-47, called HK-47 destroys everything.
ruclips.net/video/CE8-vkCsvK0/видео.html
And if you wish to ask meatbags, I was Lord Revan until an annoying girl similar to Bastila only a total replacement cyborg, gave me a Wierd time, including driving my car and wearing my outfit.
I wish he had gone down the whole list, saying "Mockery" Each time with a slightly different, intensifying intonation.
Obsidian absolutely roasting Bioware's writing lmao
They also roast on George Lucas writing aswell, lol.
And to think, it was BioWare's idea to pass the KotOR II project over to Obsidian.
I mean BW often roast their own writing
At least they Had respect to there piers.
Unlike the sequel trilogy
Obsidian really has no right to nake fun of anyone including KOTOR 1.
HK-47: "I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with you current entourage."
*flashback to literally anyone in the party*
Exile: "Uhh... right."
I mean…Handmaiden? Mommy issues
Disciple? “Mommy” issues
Mandalore: abandonment issues
Kreia: trust issues
Bao-Dur: General issues
Hanharr: anger issues
Atton: issues, just all kinds of issues
Mira might just be the least damaged person in the group…tho that’s not saying much lol
@@warlordofbritannia Visas might have suicidal and pain issues aswell.
@@yeahthatstheguy44
Right, somehow forgot about Visas! 😂
@@yeahthatstheguy44 i would have said visas: separation issues... loses her planet stays with the bloke who destroys it... is sent to do something ends up clinging to the one she was ment to kill...
@@warlordofbritannia its honestly a shame lucasarts told Obsidian they couldnt have a jedi/sith wookie... it would have been so cool if hanharr being force sensitive wasnt shot down...
Revan is so genius to programmed such sassy droid
& he was wise beyond his years to accept Malak's designation as meatbag
"Admiral Onasi? What's wrong?"
."I...I don't know...it feels like...a hunter killer droid is mocking me..."
HK-47 throwing shade to all the KOTOR 1 Crew (-minus Revan) especially Carth and Bastila, if HK finds/found out that Revan ditched him but brang T3-M4 with him then HK’s going to want to blast him till he’s scraps
HK-47: Statement: Oh, do shut up, you beeping little trash compactor.
I haven't played the second game nor read the novel, so idk anything about what happened after Kotor 2 apart from the Old Republic masterpiece of a game
Cunclusion:"Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capscitors and make me wish i could prees a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger"
Me."You are not alone, i feel you buddy..."
He needs to be made canon immediately, he’s an evil sadistic c3po on steriods
We have 0-0-0 for that in Canon. Nonetheless, I do hope HK-47 returns as a character.
The Old Republic setting IS cannon, from a certain point of view...
2:52 Now I know how HK47 was damaged. He really shoudn't have trolled Bastilla)))))
i love tht droid...
Clarification: Everybody loves HK-47.
Query: Why do these meatbags continue to vocalize every thought?
Statement: I terminated HK-47 in Old Republic.
@@yeahthatstheguy44
“Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.”
HK: "I'm glad to see this isn't the case with your current entourage."
Me: "are you sure about that?"
Kristofferson Tabori is such a talented voice actor, I want him to narrate books on Audible as HK.
2:45
Statement: Once, in a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit.
Commentary: Not a wet, dirty hole filled with the end of worms. Nor a dry, sandy hole, with nothing comfortable to sit on or to eat.
Elaboration: This was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort…
Etc.
This is why after playing this game for 15 years, I found it nice to just use a save editor to max out my character and influence with my companions. This way, I can actually experience stuff like this. And yet I still feel like I haven't seen/heard everything this game has to offer yet. Thank you for the upload.
You played this game for 15 years? I mean its a nice game but 15 years? Geesh
@@ahabduennschitz7670 I replay this game every year.
@@ahabduennschitz7670 It's a classic, yo, and now I'm ashamed I didn't play it for as long as I know this game (which is pretty much 13 years).
@@FerunaLutelou Lol, I think he means that you have LITERALLY been playing this game for the past 15 years.
@@Matthew-li7we 12 years, but yeah.
I like how in the thumbnail it's a porn pic for Bastila but just a normal shot from the game for Carth.
And what he said for Bastila was spot on.
Sauce?...
This has made me realize that a game playing as Revan leading up to a conclusion of going out into the unknown regions to fight the emporer with Malak would be so epic as a pre-quel to kotor.
What would be the point though? Unless they're going to retcon alot of stuff, the story of Revan and Malak's journey before the start of KotOR has already been explored in KotOR 1, in fact, the core of a significant portion of the game is back-tracking the journey they took.
Um, about that. There is a mod that kinda does that.
@@redringaming3017 I am pretty sure that KOTOR 1 is about backtracking Revan and Malak's journey AFTER they return from the unknown region as they search for the Starforge. A story set after the Mandalorian Wars, but before Revan's hunt for the Starforge could be interesting. Although I don't know enough about SWTOR to really say anything concrete anymore about Revan since well I haven't played that game after I beat the Inquisitor's storyline.
Although I would MUCH rather get a Mandalorian War trilogy of games.
@@Matthew-li7we You're right, I misread. Their journeys to the unknown regions before returning as sith lords has been documented and explored in SWTOR and several lore entries in the build-up to SWTOR.
Honestly HK-47 wasn't wrong. Carth was an edgy cynic who bragged about being one while hating being on. Bastila was the equivalent of a high strung pretentious choir girl who fell in love with a bad boy and refused to admit it it. Both super annoying on paper and even more aggravating in real life to deal with. You'd wish both would just get over their issues already.
Soo our teasing of Bastilla worked
Can’t help but notice how the kotor character models at rest, always sway like kelp in water. Not exactly lifelike but pretty in a way.
Carth: "I can never trust anyone!"
Bruh, I literally delayed saving the galaxy to get your *adult* son out of a cult/gang.
At this point it's performative, and you can take that show on the road.
For being a cold-blooded killer, I find HK-47's lack of chill disturbing.
Mandalore is giggling at all this.
THATS HILARIOUS!!
Never knew that's how he felt
Mockery: Well son, I can tell you my opinion on the ongoing conflict, but I'm an old man so you with your damned young mind would never understand, SHOO!!!
hk-47 is my favorite and always be my favorite kotor character...
Master, you are a testament to all meatbags everywhere, you are a random cruelty generator , spreading pain and suffering wherever you go.
I... Recognise that thumbnail.
Well played, sir.
Best. Character. In. The. Games.
In any game ngl
Statement: It is mostly delightful to see that meatbags do accept my superiority
I recognize that Bastila thumbnail hahaha
Send
AYO
Source?
Oh no, that thumbnail…
2:45
Worth it though😂😂😂😂😂
He remembers Revan, Carth and Bastila. Does he remember Canderous?
Canderous is mandalore him self in Kotor 2
@@محمدسيد-م1ر5ظ That I know.
That's Cherry-gig. How do I know? No reason. But I do have an eye for quality. And Cherry-gig is definitely an artist with... quality.
Sure wish they'd finish their Resident Evil Patreon DnD. You know the one.
Lol, someone who knows a thing for details and artstyle.
And Yeah, i also knew his/her resident evil dnd, and that comic was the first time i knew the artist.
@@yeahthatstheguy44 A fellow of taste🥂
no need to hide it, we're all degenerates here, anyone want the link?
Ahhh HK-47 simply a fucking LEGEND!
Bastila: THAT.........................is not.............exactly inaccurate
The lesson I learned from this is that I need to say "Mockery:" right before I mock somebody now.
Observation: While that model is outdated and obsolete. It is not without it's charm.
Aw this is great but I missed this on my play through.
Seriously hope the remake Revan has voice
look is that r34 bastila picture that i see and make me with!
Hk47 ladies and gentlemen
I require the sauce to continue the teachings of the jedi
Hk is the best! Worth every credit!
I always loved HK
Hk, one of my favorite characters in star wars period. Too bad 55 & 51 don't lice up to his epic droidery
Bruh someone needs to post the source for that art in the damn thumbnail! PLEASE?
That thumbnail
caught in 4k
Artist is cherry gig
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE.
This is beautiful
Sauce for the thumbnail? I'm only curious.
Damn dude who stole your shadows
I’ve never been able to fully fix HK I’ve fixed him up loads but never enough to get him active and moving
Maybe you're still missing parts or it's a glitch it seem.
I miss my droid
How did you get a different HK?
It's a mod, which can be found here: www.nexusmods.com/kotor2/mods/52
There were a couple of members of that crew I really wanted to destroy.
I hope we get to see HK-47 again lol
You get to kill him a few times in SWTOR if that counts...
But not have one on your team is regrettable
@@RicardoPerez-rz8pu you can have HK-51/55
Still trying to process that incredible porno voice take on Bastilla Shan by Jennifer Hale, even decades later,
Ayo bastilla calm down girl😂😂
These mod. Are for PC only or is there a way I can get them for my Xbox version?
Sorry man, I think it's only for PC since as far as I know from the sub-reddits I visited, it's not possible to put a mod in a console.
Maybe not for that game. Is a shame though because Skyrim and other games can be modded on Xbox and PlayStation
@@johndehaven8694 dude. Get a pc. It will change your life
dude I have seen where that thumbnail comes from
Bastila's miniature. Where did you…?
You look at the conversations in this game and then look at games like elex 2. How far the role playing aspect of role play games have fallen
What would his mockery be if he did the other companions like Mission, Jolee, Canderous, etc.
The main difference between Kotor 1 and Kotor 2 is by far the quality of the companions.
I mean, in Kotor 1, I didn't really care for Mission, Jolee Bindo or Canderous Ordo... Bastila, Carth, HK47 and T3M4 were quite the main active companions in the story... and others were quite useless.
In KOTOR 2... I felt ALL OF THEM were active and important for the story.
Hmmm
Umm, source for the thumbnail?
So um...the thumbnail art.
...sauce? 😅
That thumbnail lol
😳
Thumb sauce plis ?
Artist is Cherry-gig
Bastilla henti
The thumb naik
Why isn't bastilla in this game?
She is. She’s in a flashback or something like that.
She is, but you need Revan to be a light sided male for her to show up in the aftermath of the Telos battle with Carth. Or alternatively you can get her to show up in a Korriban holo log if Revan was dark sided
She appears in a hologram if you talk to T3-M4 (if you have high influence on him). And as the commentator above said, she also appears in korriban and telos.
@@yeahthatstheguy44 I meant in 2 as a companion it's stated multiple times by kreia that revan went on his journies alone so what happened to her?
@@poppadnice52 No, she isn't a companion
Are familiar with the lore? if that so, you maybe already know but if you're not, then as to what happened to her is that....
After defeat of Malak, she and Revan married, and she became a Jedi Master as well. Revan left her behind because she was pregnant and not wanting to risk her life because of it. By the events of kotor 2, she was the among the few Jedi that survived the purge since she was hiding to protect their son and by the end of the game where our exile is now going on a new journey to search Revan and the true Sith, she and the exile meet and gave her the mask of Revan. She eventually resettled being a Jedi Master again after the purged ended, All while raising her son whom would later grow up as a chancellor.
i can't find the last piece
this is so funny xD
Oh man Carth...
But is he wrong though. You both survive near death at the hands of an ambush, and wven after you form a plan woth your partner, even after you both were key in figuring out how to rescue a jedi and get off planet surrounded by Sith.
And yet you think i work for them. And yet you cannot cite egen antthing on your end that is red flag and take it out on ke for trying to see if i can help with the problem that is clearly there.
Is he harsh? Yes. But not inaccurate.
These mods are horrific...
Questionable thumbnail.
Bad dialogue from a bad game. You couldn't pay me to play KOTOR II again.
Low IQ take imao.