Club Stories, Picking Cotton, Horny Old People, Shark Tank | Office Hours | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2021
- Home vs. The Club, the domestic dream of picking cotton (?), the evolution of pornography, horny nursing homes, French Montana's weirdest features, and our latest Shark Tank pitch, in this installment of Office Hours. Watch new episodes on Sundays and Thursdays at 11/10c on SHOWTIME.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast. 
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“white fence, picking cotton” - Desus Nice
They deleted my mero quote about sightseeing dogs lol
This whole time that's what he thought the quote was. 😂😂
Let this quote become an all time top D&M quote. lol
This drill inspired rendition of Crystal Waters “Gypsy Woman” is top fucking tier!😂🤙🏾 LMAO
No cap at all lmao big fire🔥
They really be coming up with bangers on the fly
not the "numerous drillings" though 🤣
“My grandfather died at 98 with 3 girlfriends” hahahahaha
Your man's Top Boy accent is impeccable bruv.
"Sue, I'll eat it out 😈"
I choked on my water
Bruh! Im dyin! Buddy say "numerous drillings" on the behalf of Chicago we are about to start sayin that 🤣
Dawg looked like a legit uk drill rapper lol
FACTS!
This was 11 minutes of fuckin entertainment. From numerous drillings to sucio old age homes to picking cotton to crystal waters. Bruh, call the coroner, body is on the 3rd floor 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
LMAO THE ROAD MAN IN THE BEGINNING SENT ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂
These guys from the days of Desus vs Mero to this day(!) have demonstrated they are the best comedians/humorists in the game. The humor, the banter, the back and forth, the interviews, these Office Hours clips and behind the scenes stuff is pure gold. Bless these two gentlemen and may they continue to solidify The Brand.
What are you calling tho? Calling something means you say that something is gonna happen that hasn't yet...
"No... no, we pick'n cotton. That's romantic, now". These fools 💀💥✊🏾
“This is when Jim Jones met SAS…” LMAO WHAT A FUCKING DOPE REFERENCE 😂😂😂 Shoutout to you 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
That reference made me feel old as hell I was rollin
Was that when Capo got robbed by Brixton boys?
Yep 😂 If I remember, SAS were there to support Dipset when shit got real at the hotel. Dipset got escorted by police and left SAS to fend for themselves. Then the South London gangsters caught up to Dipset and made them do that crazy ass video remember 😂😂😂😂
Desus's Grandfather was crack-n backs while building in the Panama Canal, and here I am a Panamanian-American with a great-great-grandfather who I never met but we know he was Jamaican........
I get knocked down, but pop the trunk again!🤣🤣🤣 I can't!
“Ring ring poosie it’s yo mummy on da fone!” 🤣
😂😂😂
“Desus & Mero… Remix the hits”
You be finding out all the dirt at Caribbean funerals. Second families, new siblings, multiple girlfriends, hidden bank accounts or property. Just straight wilin' while you're mourning!!!
I had an ex-gf who found out her dad wasn’t the man who fathered her because an auntie was gossiping in the kitchen. My grandma had secret twins. The Caribbean is wild messy. Lol.
DESUS WAS ON-ONE THIS EPISODE LOL!!!!! 😆🤣
Goblin Desus peeking an eye
Wait a minute, hold up
So if I'm hearing this right, Desus was in the club, a woman introduced to him says "I don't know who he is?" and Desus says "Oh you don't know who I am? Ok let me tell you.", proceeds to spend the entire night telling her who he is, and then at the end goes "ok bye"???
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is WAY funnier than yall played it, this story alone is the funniest fuckin thing Ive heard all year, for real. This is next level shit, hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhhah
This was podcast level banter
IYK, YK, lol
Oh so the whole crew is hilarious not just D&M.
04:02 And here is where you play the problematic light 🚨🚨🚨😂
Fantasia 2022 with Jeremy Renner and Cuba Gooding Jr
“DEAR SATAN, ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s 2021 and someone acknowledged Dipset Eurogang. First mixtape was amazing btw.
SAS
Streets All Salute
EURO-GANG 🤙🏿
Introduced the US to the shiny Moncler bubble jackets
rainey with the numerous drillings lmaooo
I clicked to see how tf ”Pickin Cotton” comes up and I was NOT disappointed.
We NEED Top Boy - Bodegaverse!!!🙌🏾
Have Kevin Gates on the show!!!
@@teresaewing7127 that’ll be one of the most sucio episodes of all time 😂
I love when Desus talks about his grandfather 😂😂😂
Respect the senior game out in the retirement home. They gettin' their freak on.
The Gypsy song got me dead fam
lmfao that Shark Tank pitch is so accurate
Numerous drillings lmao
Mr.FUBU is def a scrapped DBZ character
The Griselda x Suzanne Vega “Tom’s Diner” remix writes itself. DO DO DO DO!
It's amazing they still get off on hanging out with each other! Happy for us they do!
If they ever get tired of each other, the money they’re making might keep them together.
Shout out to Rainey!
My grandfather was a ladies’ man.
One night a woman got so upset he wouldn’t dance with her, she had a heart attack.
He was 75.
You never lose it.
@@kjeezy2990 I saw his photos when he was 22.
Smooth.
@SCSilk did she die or was she ok?
@@doughboydevito4529 she didn’t die.
Numerous drillings killt me lmao
This just lets me know the Bodega needs to come to London on tour
Crystal Waters.🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
The outro is everything
I get knocked down, but I pop the trunk again 😂😂👌🏽
One of the best Office Hours! "Sue, I'll eat it out!"
THATS MY FRIEND GUYS! WE LOVE YOU RAINEY 💖
I could listen to Mero laughing all day!
“Dear Satan” 😭😂
Love the Drink Champs reference lol
The one comment I keep seeing on this video is “Desus was on one this episode he was wildin out.” This is why we love this show 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I knew this was going have me dying when I heard desus say dear Satan 😂
ah ah ah comment section we in here
Yerrrr
NUMEROUS DRILLINGS, BRUV~
Desus got his date night shoes on lmao 🤣 boi two inches taller
can’t even be mad abt the uk shit, was too accurate 😂
This is a great Ep 🔥
I’m spitting tea all over my keys…
I bet you didn’t
" LaLa Dee LaLa Dah. " - *The Brand 2021.*
The office art!!!
this is NUTSSSS!!!!!! THANK YOU, Bodega Boys!!!
Be clear!.. this is hilarious bruv! 😂
When you get away with saying MFR, but get censored every time you say F#€K! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I been trying to fig out Desus’s outfit for 5 min now. A hoodie, a tee, a hoodietee/fanny? Is that all one piece?
I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH
Desus petty AF 🤣
SAS mixtape had people thinking, too bad it never panned out. I was ready to drink sake on a suzuki
Yuurrrr tapped in before it’s even up for an hour
I want all those songs immediately.😂
Conway and crystal waters 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭I cried
meros laugh bro its fn wicked its awesome.
2:34 Shout out to the Duff Beer font on the Beer case.
This is one for the bookS HILARIOUS
Diane Carrol and Benny the butcher 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IS THAT RAINEY MY GUY!! HAHA YOOOOO
I don't even gotta watch I know it's pure gold here all day everyday
That skepta bar 😂😂😂😂😂
Rainy is wildn 😭🤣😂💀
Yoooo! Conway gotta use that lol
Not the remix of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba 😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA I didn't know I needed these remixes
Bro this was so fuckin funny, i laughed my ass off the whole vid
I fucking love these dude man. Either that or I be high all the time and everything be funny. Lol I be right there with them I feel like lol
I need that mix for crystal waters + LA, DA, DE, DANCE.
my man Desus was wiiiild on this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine the girl he was talking to was a showtime executive haha
I'M OUTSIDE! The nursing home!🤣🙏🥰
SUCIO GANG! Peppa mad rude!!!!
NEWWWWWWMOROUS DRILLINGS BRUV
1:17 lmaooooo only my dominicans got it
Bruh the blue face impression killledd meee
Shout out Rainey and Hearse Boys fr 🙌🏿 this shit just put a battery in my back 😭
yeah she "lost"
When is this album dropping?
This was the most hilarious I fucking love y’all
Everyone love "Gypsy Woman" such an iconic song
Some extra Art💕😆
That Suzanne Vega mentioning 😂
The Brand is Brilliant😎
Mero laughs like crusty the clown from the simpsons 😂😂😂😂
We need more of roadman desus and mero
Lmaoooooooo these boys wild