France in a Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2019
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  • @kajetus0688
    @kajetus0688 4 года назад +972

    France: invades switzerland
    Me: wait that's illegal
    Edit 14.05.2020: i got 750 likes LOL

    • @missourian7451
      @missourian7451 4 года назад +6

      Its a war crime

    • @umnormiequalquer5850
      @umnormiequalquer5850 4 года назад +15

      bro napoleon invaded for real switzerland in napoleonic wars.

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад +26

      true

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 4 года назад +4

      @@GyLala i love the fact that napoleon 2 forgot to take turkey's land in europe and got killed by switzerland

    • @Barneyfromhalflife1
      @Barneyfromhalflife1 4 года назад +3

      @@GyLala its bastaard mode

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 4 года назад +87

    Revolutionary France: *exists*
    Switzerland: Ima ruin this man's whole career

    • @user-td1js7br6f
      @user-td1js7br6f 4 года назад

      IM ABOUT TO END THIS MAN WHOLE CARRER >:)

    • @Alxbrtr
      @Alxbrtr 3 года назад +1

      @Andrew Riela yes he saved our country Romania!!

  • @anarchicpancake2840
    @anarchicpancake2840 4 года назад +572

    France: attacks Switzerland
    Switzerland: imma end this man's carrier

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад +25

      xd

    • @osaint3163
      @osaint3163 4 года назад +8

      Carrier? You mean career stupid

    • @laarnijojardeo5193
      @laarnijojardeo5193 4 года назад +7

      Jesus Lopez Yeah, I think he actually means career because how the hell can carriers attack inland? But dude, why are you mad?

    • @LordToothpick
      @LordToothpick 4 года назад +3

      france:aaaaaaaaaaa switserland: ima kick frances buut

    • @ionlycommentnosrsly8733
      @ionlycommentnosrsly8733 4 года назад +2

      Wait, that’s illegal.

  • @frforaallfrafra9901
    @frforaallfrafra9901 4 года назад +429

    French on the national = ❌
    Napoleon on the national = ✔

  • @muwus328
    @muwus328 4 года назад +562

    Fact: the last battle of Switzerland was against Napoleon.

    • @muwus328
      @muwus328 4 года назад +30

      @@Neko-ee4ci their last battle was in 1815 they were in the seventh coalition against Napoleon.

    • @Neko-ee4ci
      @Neko-ee4ci 4 года назад +8

      @@muwus328 No, it wasn't. Give me the link were you found the information.

    • @muwus328
      @muwus328 4 года назад +13

      @@Neko-ee4ci en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Switzerland

    • @Neko-ee4ci
      @Neko-ee4ci 4 года назад +7

      @@muwus328 It wasn't actual swiss, it was the confederacy and it wasn't their troops, just mercenaries.

    • @Karatic
      @Karatic 4 года назад +2

      Saïku - X shut up

  • @mariaisabelgarciarodriguez8822
    @mariaisabelgarciarodriguez8822 4 года назад +362

    Literally everyone: UK you gonna help?
    UK: Yes... but actually no.

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад +17

      rip

    • @alfiegyt9411
      @alfiegyt9411 4 года назад +3

      @@GyLala you missed Turkey Cyprus UK and un border

    • @aubreywean680
      @aubreywean680 4 года назад

      Ye

    • @aubreywean680
      @aubreywean680 4 года назад

      @Nudge Games XD

    • @FairesNeverDiee
      @FairesNeverDiee 3 года назад +1

      Ture gylala l draw a book l draw you and me and a country cambodia too

  • @alabamaminator6978
    @alabamaminator6978 4 года назад +146

    Denmark 6 hours in the invasion be like:
    *Aight imma surrender*

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад +3

      xd

    • @lukei2v
      @lukei2v Год назад

      And france will surrender before the war even starts (no offense)

  • @_mrddew
    @_mrddew 4 года назад +53

    UK: I’ll protect them!
    *Decides to not help them*

    • @HistoricallyProven
      @HistoricallyProven 3 года назад +1

      Paca Le Sud brexiter isn’t a country

    • @iurope4834
      @iurope4834 3 года назад

      @SerafimX454_Alt yes

    • @ymada100
      @ymada100 2 года назад

      UK wasn’t the war UK was only giving weapons to them

  • @estelajaramillo1496
    @estelajaramillo1496 4 года назад +71

    Fact About Switzerland:
    Are you a chocaholic?
    If so, You’ll love Switzerland, which uses local milk and imported cocoa beans to make the finest chocolate in the world.

    • @xdgamer2765
      @xdgamer2765 4 года назад +2

      that was never in the video, plus switzerland 🇨🇭 was never talking about how chocaholic is referred to alcoholic, and yes switzerland uses local milk and imported cocoa beans to make finest chocolate you could have said charlie and chocolate 🍫 factory 🏭.

    • @augth
      @augth 4 года назад

      Milk chocolate is disgusting.
      Dark till death !!

    • @justmachina
      @justmachina 4 года назад +1

      I ❤ swiss

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад +3

      i love chocoholic

    • @sheelaprasadkaushik1281
      @sheelaprasadkaushik1281 4 года назад +3

      I'll eat billions of chocolate there!!🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫

  • @CS-qu9es
    @CS-qu9es 4 года назад +50

    France: Ima feed myself some Asian land!
    Switzerland: (waves around Swiss flag)
    France: Oh yea I forgot Swiss.
    Switzerland: (waves around French flag)

  • @brennoblade
    @brennoblade 4 года назад +42

    French: *invades russia*
    Russian winter: i am a joke to you?

    • @danielsanjuan7762
      @danielsanjuan7762 3 года назад +1

      @SNOWDROP10NYCTISALSOVERNONBLV what the frick are you talking about

  • @ManyNames
    @ManyNames 4 года назад +16

    Switzerland in a nutshell:
    Country: *invades*
    Country: *instantly dies*

  • @peanutbraingang9500
    @peanutbraingang9500 4 года назад +21

    Switzerland: *suprised pikachu face and confused screaming and tough man snapping*

  • @flyingspinners1
    @flyingspinners1 4 года назад +106

    Nobody
    Absolutely nobody
    Literally nobody
    Void:
    France: eUrOpE iS mInE
    Switzerland: Wait that's *I l l e g a l*

    • @biif-ok9pc
      @biif-ok9pc 4 года назад

      But he forgot Istanbul,cyprus,Armenia,georgia,and

    • @brokennp666oof3
      @brokennp666oof3 4 года назад

      @biif 1914 and wut? Northern Cyprus?

  • @seanbluekiller
    @seanbluekiller 4 года назад +24

    Rev. France: *Became France Today*
    Me: *Uno Reverse Card*

  • @renonsinov6868
    @renonsinov6868 4 года назад +5

    Russia: "thank you for giving me back my provinces"
    Kaliningrad:*happy indenpendences noise*

  • @wellbeatemagain1904
    @wellbeatemagain1904 4 года назад +6

    France: **invades Switzerland**
    Switzerland: Am I joke to you?

  • @Erick-ou9qj
    @Erick-ou9qj 3 года назад +12

    I like how France almost cries when Switzerland didn't get half of their land 🤣👌

  • @yuutom5
    @yuutom5 4 года назад +5

    4:42 Crimea「What? Am i independent?」

  • @szexmaster
    @szexmaster 4 года назад +12

    Nobody:
    UK:i will protect you

  • @mitchellkeil7697
    @mitchellkeil7697 4 года назад +26

    France: *about to die from revolution*
    UK:”France I will protect you”
    Also UK: watches the man die
    Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg: “HELP US REV FRANCE IS HERE
    UK:” I will protect them rev France”
    Also UK: *Watches them die again*

  • @aoylex
    @aoylex 4 года назад +3

    Rev. France : I am eat you!
    Switzerland : *plays uno reverse card*

  • @strodevleti9273
    @strodevleti9273 3 года назад +4

    1:54 Everyone: World War again? Oh no
    Rev. France: Yes 😈

  • @pauliandelrosario
    @pauliandelrosario 4 года назад +10

    For me France is the most perfect country because there's just so many reasons it could be described

  • @nestorgorospe1895
    @nestorgorospe1895 4 года назад +69

    Nobody:
    France: *_REVOLTS AND SURRENDERS_*

  • @Joaco3406
    @Joaco3406 4 года назад +12

    France: now lets lose a war with mexico

  • @aliciamcnally4224
    @aliciamcnally4224 2 года назад +2

    I love how uk says ill protect you and he doesnt😂😂

  • @yungweeb1686
    @yungweeb1686 3 года назад +1

    France: Ima take you all
    Iceland: *confused sweating*

  • @narimanhuseyn1933
    @narimanhuseyn1933 3 года назад +5

    2:04 "germany: what? No! Not another world war!"
    Wow, look at the one who started WWI & WWII, he now wants peace

  • @red.animations
    @red.animations 4 года назад +6

    4:25
    Rev. France : IM BIG
    Switzerland : *HOLD MY BEER*

  • @meneerdeuil7705
    @meneerdeuil7705 4 года назад +2

    France: i want all of Europa.
    Turkey: Does Euroasia count

    • @jctubezzz
      @jctubezzz 4 года назад

      meneer de uil yes but actually no

  • @TheRachele123
    @TheRachele123 3 года назад +1

    Napoleon 3: *exists *
    Swits: oh, so you have chosen death.

  • @rachelnieves5658
    @rachelnieves5658 3 года назад +4

    Love and support to France and the UK from USA 🇺🇸♥️🇫🇷🇬🇧

  • @muhammadsetyanto.s.mat.4803
    @muhammadsetyanto.s.mat.4803 4 года назад +4

    Switzerland: dont piss me off

  • @kpilotti72
    @kpilotti72 3 года назад +1

    I like how Switzerland and Kaliningrad are just chillin every video

  • @suryaainuddin2441
    @suryaainuddin2441 4 года назад +2

    France: HELP ME!!! THERE'S LOTS OF RIOTS AND REBELS!

  • @usuarioaleatorio1438
    @usuarioaleatorio1438 4 года назад +7

    Rev. França : eu sou inevitável!
    *tenta virar União Napoleônica, mas não consegue*
    Suíça: e eu sou o país neutro

  • @lenisia910
    @lenisia910 4 года назад +44

    in the all nutshell :
    *ignore OTAN

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @omaralejandro2425
      @omaralejandro2425 4 года назад +1

      Well if you are spanish/latin it's OTAN
      But in english it's NATO

    • @underpressure1954
      @underpressure1954 4 года назад

      @Superibros chnnell in France it's OTAN too
      Organisation du Traité de l'Atlantique Nord

    • @dorthusiast
      @dorthusiast 4 года назад

      @Superibros chnnell information* data is used in formal situations such as in computer programing

    • @Fractulated
      @Fractulated 3 года назад

      hey frenchies:3
      EDIT:whoops forgot Italians
      EDIT 2:English as well

  • @oliwierjankowski4582
    @oliwierjankowski4582 2 года назад +1

    Revolution France: I will take the entire Europe
    Also Revolution France: *takes it*
    Switzerland: Yay!!! I'm invisible again!!!

  • @Nico-pq2ky
    @Nico-pq2ky 4 года назад +1

    Russia:Pls no im Asia!?
    Rev.France:I know your not Asia,your eurasia so i can still attack you.

  • @naufalschannelhalfpro8992
    @naufalschannelhalfpro8992 4 года назад +9

    Your the best, Gylala! :)

  • @skillbone756
    @skillbone756 4 года назад +4

    France: Your next Russian
    Russia: No please I'm asia

    • @Alxbrtr
      @Alxbrtr 3 года назад

      Russia said that cuz she didn't want to get attacked.probably

  • @NaezzYTs
    @NaezzYTs 3 года назад +1

    French:in gonna attack Swiss
    Swiss:Chocolate poweeerrr

  • @RoTerra217
    @RoTerra217 4 года назад +1

    France: Swiss you are too small
    Swiss: Kills Napoleon II and goes through all of Rev. France
    France: How you do that
    Swiss: IDK
    France: *Dies*

  • @BOBDETERRE
    @BOBDETERRE 4 года назад +9

    2:57 Napoléon 2 a exister mais il n'a jamais monté au pouvoir

    • @zeyvra1195
      @zeyvra1195 4 года назад +2

      ouais

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад +3

      xd

    • @lecomtedemirabeau5548
      @lecomtedemirabeau5548 4 года назад +2

      Si il est arrivé au pouvoir seulement pour une dizaine de jours, après les coalisés l'ont détrôner et ont placé Louis XVIII sur le trône

    • @napoleonbonaparte8381
      @napoleonbonaparte8381 4 года назад +2

      He died at somewhere in Austria, my son wasn't good as me :/

  • @nikos.d5481
    @nikos.d5481 4 года назад +7

    3:58 hey that's illegal Switzerland is netural

    • @redwavs2030
      @redwavs2030 3 года назад +1

      Wait that illegal to pass throught belgium for invading France !!!!

  • @macedonianmapper3864
    @macedonianmapper3864 4 года назад

    France to Benelux:
    Hey are you the smallest countries?
    Vatican,San Marino,Malta,Liechtenstein,Andorra...:Then,what are we?

  • @RoTerra217
    @RoTerra217 4 года назад +2

    UK: I'm gonna help you
    UK: ends up not helping
    France, Lux-Net-Bel: You betrayed us whyyyy
    UK: i tried
    Me: you DID NOT

  • @a.t.p.engineer7154
    @a.t.p.engineer7154 4 года назад +9

    LMAO I LATE THAT IM SLEEPING IN 3AM

  • @mital0s
    @mital0s 4 года назад +4

    We:Why There's no videos?
    Gylala,an intellectual: I'll feed you with community chats.

  • @unitedkingdomball5968
    @unitedkingdomball5968 4 года назад +2

    1:39 oh little red riding hood

  • @farre1212
    @farre1212 2 года назад +1

    Look at our swiss buddy he still chillin' there.

  • @terigonUSAS12
    @terigonUSAS12 4 года назад +3

    0:31 I thought my phone glitched

  • @sewerdrain2105
    @sewerdrain2105 4 года назад +8

    Rev. France: *declares war on Switzerland*
    Switzerland: Quick! Total War tactics! Target the general!!!!

  • @velta9887
    @velta9887 4 года назад +2

    3:51 Switzerland- rev.France forgot about me 😂😏

  • @50shekels
    @50shekels 4 года назад +2

    That’s some insane border gore right there

  • @SuperGion915
    @SuperGion915 4 года назад +4

    Perfection

  • @hygrifkrrshinavask949
    @hygrifkrrshinavask949 4 года назад +3

    you upload this at 3 am in Indo halp

  • @LokiBeeper
    @LokiBeeper 4 года назад

    Switzerland:breaths revolutionary france:forgot about you

  • @renz5834
    @renz5834 4 года назад +1

    Rev France:Take all Russia
    Joseph Stalin:I am a joke to you!

  • @Pilintra
    @Pilintra 4 года назад +3

    Esse inicio me lembrou o video das guerras napoleonicas, do Cronicas do Mundo

  • @lowencraft1404
    @lowencraft1404 4 года назад +3

    *kalli. gains independence*
    russia: exept for one

  • @SubscribersWithNoVideos-zo4bs
    @SubscribersWithNoVideos-zo4bs 4 года назад

    yay i have been waiting for this ^_^

  • @suryaainuddin2441
    @suryaainuddin2441 4 года назад +1

    Rev.France: Hi are you the smallest countries? :D

  • @xxleomappinggamingxxfirey4429
    @xxleomappinggamingxxfirey4429 4 года назад +16

    FUSIE TIME IT IS TIME TO RISE MY EMPIRE 4 POWER

  • @maxyusha241
    @maxyusha241 4 года назад +10

    I m proud of my Switzerland

  • @rolandochinchilla1071
    @rolandochinchilla1071 4 года назад +1

    2:34 Switerterland GRABS POPCORN

  • @FuryQwerty
    @FuryQwerty 4 года назад

    France: *looks at the Benelux*
    Also France: I EAT

  • @Stunderz
    @Stunderz 4 года назад +3

    Well napoleon 2 have Moscow for only a minute

  • @ssabo757
    @ssabo757 4 года назад +15

    Me when Napoleon: Ooh Shit!

  • @patrickweber3954
    @patrickweber3954 4 года назад +1

    (Speaking as a Countryball I am still working on.) "Sorry France still recovering from my war for independence."
    *Rev. France attacks Russia*
    "You give me no choice Rev. France" * Declares war on Rev. France *

  • @Nico-pq2ky
    @Nico-pq2ky 4 года назад

    UK:I will protect you?!
    France:YES!!!!

  • @Ghost-lb4xh
    @Ghost-lb4xh 4 года назад +6

    Yes finally!

  • @chelyr5517
    @chelyr5517 4 года назад +3

    France: Invades countries
    Me: Are nuclear weapons included?
    Also me: Switzerland has a lot of bunkers actually.
    I’m not hating but I like non fiction but this is funny to me.

  • @johnkhloeservanez8886
    @johnkhloeservanez8886 3 года назад

    I love your videos and first i saw this i sub to you 😊

  • @Urfavautistic
    @Urfavautistic 4 года назад

    Rev. France: *Attacks someone*
    Uk: I'll help you!
    *Uk's help fails every time*

  • @Aureus07
    @Aureus07 4 года назад +5

    Can you please do chile in a nutshell

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад +1

      maybe :o sea

  • @Incognito-iy1qr
    @Incognito-iy1qr 4 года назад +3

    Not realistic! France can't go to Russia it's to cold there.

  • @kyrenreturns7120
    @kyrenreturns7120 4 года назад

    🇨🇭 Switzerland: I'm Invincible!
    🇫🇷 France: *I'm Going To End This Country's Whole Career*

  • @aforever007
    @aforever007 4 года назад +1

    France: *doesn't surrender*
    Me: *wait that's illegal*

  • @ionlyonchannels8098
    @ionlyonchannels8098 4 года назад +3

    20k SUBSCRIBERS @GYLala love

  • @elcomune7252
    @elcomune7252 4 года назад +6

    GyLaLa, I'm a moderate Scenario creator, I want know if I can send you my scenario and you can do a review about

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад

      See desc video

  • @sunnylatte
    @sunnylatte 4 года назад

    Russia: Pls no! I'm Asia!
    Rev. France: Okay I'll fight you ;)
    Russia: blyat-

  • @sumairaabbas2827
    @sumairaabbas2827 4 года назад

    France:I am a superpower Switzerland:hey you I'll take you

  • @Likemea
    @Likemea 4 года назад +3

    hello
    i came here
    to knock on your door (the comment section)
    ok imma wait now

    • @GyLala
      @GyLala  4 года назад +1

      Hello there

  • @somebodythere4371
    @somebodythere4371 4 года назад +2

    *Napoleon v2 invades russia*
    *wait, that's illegal*

  • @ramamaulana8922
    @ramamaulana8922 3 года назад

    France: thanks Switzerland
    Switzerland:no problem

  • @thegreatteaman
    @thegreatteaman 4 года назад

    That was the most beautiful video I have seen in my entire life.

  • @grand-duxdelempiredestortu7252
    @grand-duxdelempiredestortu7252 4 года назад +4

    It's nor realistic : France vs switzerland, france won

    • @mandmsmapper8400
      @mandmsmapper8400 4 года назад +1

      France meme

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 года назад +1

      Tortusian Mapper france would lose lol

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 года назад +1

      Tortusian Mapper Your english is not realistic

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 года назад +1

      It's a joke for god sakes of course irs not realistic

  • @oleksoneq7737
    @oleksoneq7737 4 года назад +4

    POLAND STRONK

  • @louiseavery7142
    @louiseavery7142 4 года назад +1

    France: exists
    Europe: also exists
    France: its free real estate

  • @Dudunkin
    @Dudunkin 2 года назад

    4:04
    Switzerland: call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me

  • @speaker6532
    @speaker6532 4 года назад +6

    France is too stronk
    I don't say that 'cause I'm French

  • @pasqualecolella5182
    @pasqualecolella5182 4 года назад +4

    France: Italy, give me some lands
    Italy : no
    France: Germany give me some lands
    Germany: No!
    France: Spain, give me some lands
    Spain: No
    France: mmmmh...Belgium give me some lands or i will invade you!!!
    Belgium: mmmmh...nope.
    *France attack Belgium*
    France: wait, what?
    *Belgium invade some land of France*
    *After 1 day of war, France surrender*

  • @gabieka8886
    @gabieka8886 4 года назад

    "Oh I forgot about Switzerland!" You must be kidding me, it is obvious xDD

  • @choglu7603
    @choglu7603 4 года назад +1

    Now i know why Germany was neutral against Switzerland in WW2

  • @veren6460
    @veren6460 4 года назад +1

    1:34
    Vatican City-am ima joke to you

  • @TK--kd4qx
    @TK--kd4qx 4 года назад +1

    RF: *Appears*
    UK: bruh.
    EU: bruh
    Switzerland: *disappears*
    RF: *invades eu*
    R: im in Asia ::-/
    RF: bruh
    Switzerland: *appears*
    RF: im going to end this mans whole career
    Other countries: that’s illegal
    Switzerland: shows UnO RevErSE cArD
    BIG BRUH

  • @PatriotMapper
    @PatriotMapper 4 года назад +1

    Britain: helps
    Also Britain: doesn’t go blue

  • @phasmin9017
    @phasmin9017 Год назад

    Switzerland: takes over Europe
    Also Switzerland: devides Europe again