Larry David: Ass man?

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  • @andymaq
    @andymaq 3 года назад +3560

    "Scrounging around in the bleachers saying 'where's that ass?'"
    Absolutely. Dead. 😂😂😂😂

    • @asundelgun3487
      @asundelgun3487 3 года назад +75

      Best line ever

    • @casualobserver2380
      @casualobserver2380 3 года назад +5

      Andymaq is it difficult to comment on RUclips post death?

    • @jntj3007
      @jntj3007 3 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHA!!!

    • @danholliday5564
      @danholliday5564 3 года назад +1

      😅😅😅

    • @KnowOne111
      @KnowOne111 3 года назад +36

      It is so. fucking. rare that I actually laugh at a video like that. I was fucking ugly laughing. Amazing stuff

  • @KangoTV
    @KangoTV 12 лет назад +3162

    "Are you expecting somebody?"
    "Wanda."
    *starts running*

    • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
      @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 5 лет назад +67

      All Cheryl does is start trouble. Probably because she doesn't work and has nothing better to do.

    • @pengyzin8668
      @pengyzin8668 4 года назад +11

      I can't stand that racist shithead Wanda racecard

    • @samauributler8032
      @samauributler8032 4 года назад +16

      @@pengyzin8668 ?

    • @saucelord780
      @saucelord780 4 года назад +38

      Luke Leopard yeah we know..you’re white and you feel oppressed.

    • @MaestroTJS
      @MaestroTJS 4 года назад +10

      @@samauributler8032 She always brought up racial stuff on Curb. There is also a viral video of her after Trump was elected which is annoying as hell.

  • @akhodagu
    @akhodagu 5 лет назад +780

    “Hey big-ass, hey Assie!” Crack up laughing every time !

    • @gayan2517
      @gayan2517 Год назад +20

      'I know that asss'🤣

    • @TalkingToAWall
      @TalkingToAWall 8 месяцев назад +6

      You can tell even Cheryl is trying so hard not to laugh 😂😂

    • @odradekk
      @odradekk 5 месяцев назад +3

      I love “ Hey big ass Wanda!”😂😂😂.

  • @jameskuckkan2326
    @jameskuckkan2326 6 месяцев назад +268

    Can we just admire how perfect of a foil Cheryl is to Larry? She does such a great job of being juuuust a little bit wrong sometimes, or misunderstanding him, while still also being the most grounded one in the relationship. It's such a great dynamic, and so impressive that she's able to not just hold her own, but genuinely sometimes steer an entire scene while paired with debatably one of the greatest comedy writers the United States has ever produced. That's an insane level of talent.

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 3 месяца назад +5

      Hate her. She constantly sells him down the river, particularly in the early seasons.

    • @SophiElephanTBaldwim97
      @SophiElephanTBaldwim97 3 месяца назад

      Lol larry knew it and abused it

    • @theboss-iu1xh
      @theboss-iu1xh 2 месяца назад +7

      "greatest comedy writers the US ever produced"? Please. Just show a little frame of reference and say of all time.

    • @MichaelSotoCE
      @MichaelSotoCE Месяц назад

      I really think Cheryl is fucking with him calling him an ass man. She fell for him and married him. So I interpret this scene as this is the kind of repore they have with each other
      Wanda is in on it too, I refuse to believe that she as a black woman comedian is actually that offended, I'm sure she thinks it's funny to call him an ass scrounger

  • @viseberg8527
    @viseberg8527 6 лет назад +3552

    "But I'm not the ass man."
    "Well, according to the state of New York, you are."

  • @davidsnow6171
    @davidsnow6171 9 лет назад +4650

    i luv how he tries to run away when he finds out wanda is at the door

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 5 лет назад +31

      Because a big mouth bitch was coming over. Couldn't stand Wanda

    • @croweziec
      @croweziec 5 лет назад +64

      @@LordTalax shut the fuck up. Wanda is a Queen. The only bitch I can think of is you.

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah. Whenever Larry David is around, she got that "I'm gonna whoop yo ass" look.

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 4 года назад +13

      @@croweziec are you a damn feminine men or something

    • @scotty_james
      @scotty_james 4 года назад +22

      We’ve ALL done that before.

  • @superc
    @superc 3 года назад +465

    Anybody else noticed Cheryl almost cracked up when Wanda said, "Hey, Assy"?

    • @zyrrhos
      @zyrrhos 10 месяцев назад +12

      She definitely had to swallow that one. Love when actors try to hide a laugh with some other nonverbal action.

    • @MichelangeloVA
      @MichelangeloVA Месяц назад

      ​@@zyrrhos Plus wasn't a lot of curb dialogue improv by the actors

  • @franciscotrejos9479
    @franciscotrejos9479 5 лет назад +550

    this is so absolutely brilliantly acted/improvised/written

    • @PixlPlayer
      @PixlPlayer 4 года назад +3

      Blood Beryl lol you’re such a dick. Basically all of the dialogue on this show is improv

    • @frankieaddams3937
      @frankieaddams3937 4 года назад +9

      Off the rails hilarious!

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 года назад +9

      "What's the matter with a big ass? I like big asses!" Poor Larry...omg...

    • @hockeypnc3
      @hockeypnc3 2 года назад

      It was scripted.

    • @debojyotipanda938
      @debojyotipanda938 Год назад +1

      LD man. They don't make 'em like him anymore.

  • @roberttauzer7042
    @roberttauzer7042 6 лет назад +1783

    "Nothing's kinky! Nothing's unfolding!"

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 года назад +42

      You've got nothing on me!

    • @doraigayaragok3693
      @doraigayaragok3693 2 года назад +7

      No ugly side! no ugly side!

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 3 месяца назад +1

      Which is why Cheryl finds him terrible during sex.

    • @kamakaziozzie3038
      @kamakaziozzie3038 Месяц назад +1

      @@okamijubeiCheryl loved the way Larry bangs. Otherwise they wouldn’t have stayed married for so many years

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 Месяц назад

      deep down, he knows he’s a deviant 😆

  • @moraksbamdo4102
    @moraksbamdo4102 10 лет назад +375

    'What is that shit all over you,what have you been doing? Scrounging around looking for asses, all up in the bleachers and shiiit, where's the ass' hahahahah he walked up the stairs so defeated.

  • @maknavickas
    @maknavickas 9 месяцев назад +19

    The phrase “ass fetish” is so funny and I honestly can’t quite pinpoint why. That is the genius of the show I guess.

    • @chocomilkfps1264
      @chocomilkfps1264 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s just so outrageous and demonizing of something normal. Like saying Larry David has a woman fetish because he likes woman, there is just so much bias shown just in the framing of the accusation… that’s why it’s funny to me anyway

  • @Deadsoc
    @Deadsoc 3 года назад +179

    The “okay” at 2:27 is just perfect. The way Larry knows he’s cornered and has to explain himself, I think we’ve all had a moment like that

    • @cqgator
      @cqgator 4 месяца назад +2

      funny as hell hahahahah

  • @decadentkids
    @decadentkids 9 лет назад +394

    "Hey big ass! Hey ASSY! Hey, I know yor ass" lol LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! This is definitely one of the best episodes!

    • @swizzybk1665
      @swizzybk1665 5 лет назад +1

      pants tent

    • @Rahimo
      @Rahimo 5 лет назад +6

      Wanda Sykes isn’t usually my cup of tea, but she’s hysterical here.

  • @borg718
    @borg718 9 лет назад +1596

    "I'm not a deviant"
    "You got nothing on me!"

  • @maknavickas
    @maknavickas 9 месяцев назад +46

    “No no that’s not so” I love when Larry just slips into some poetic language, it’s just another layer that shows that the character is incapable of ever being truly genuine.

    • @HittheSwitch2002
      @HittheSwitch2002 6 месяцев назад +6

      I feel like he is nothing but honest though, as honest as he is self aware though lol.

  • @nickjourno
    @nickjourno 6 месяцев назад +8

    The single funniest moment in Curb. Absolutely hilarious impro.

  • @lauraminet6259
    @lauraminet6259 5 лет назад +128

    "scrounging around, looking for asses" killed me XD

  • @uptempo5318
    @uptempo5318 5 лет назад +1874

    HAHAHA the way he runs up the stairs like a little kid when Wanda shows up. Too funny

    • @ronoccc
      @ronoccc 4 года назад +22

      i've actually done that, trying to run away from someone coming into the house and halfway up the stairs

    • @abramslion1
      @abramslion1 4 года назад +7

      It's more anger Wanda and his wife ganged up on him. And he didn't say nothing bad all was a greeting. Wanda need to stop crying 😭 like little baby over a greeting.

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 года назад +6

      Lmao everyone needs to quit picking on Larry 😭😭😭😭

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 года назад +8

      "Hey big ass Wanda" 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @yeetboi9817
      @yeetboi9817 4 года назад +2

      Yeah that run up the stairs is genuinely hilarious

  • @GornubiusFlux
    @GornubiusFlux 3 года назад +865

    How Cheryl turns this into about how he likes big asses is just genius. This show's secret is how relatable these situations are to our (viewer's) lives and what we've experienced in different context.

    • @sangun123
      @sangun123 2 года назад +50

      Lmfao it’s brilliant how Larry just blurts it out in panic to defend himself and basically says he likes big asses

    • @Over_Toasted
      @Over_Toasted 2 года назад +24

      The secret is that they retroscript - so they have an idea for the plot and the lines and actions are improvised. It feels a lot more organic and relatable.

    • @pizzajona
      @pizzajona 2 года назад +6

      Unfortunately the newest season feels harder to relate to, like Larry was just lecturing. There were a couple good episodes like the Klansmen one and the Japanese restaurant, but outside of that it’s been meh.

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 2 года назад +4

      Cheryl is also a nightmare.

    • @capslockcapable1719
      @capslockcapable1719 Год назад +1

      Cheryl Hines is weirdly hot. She looks like her jaw unhinges like a python so she can consume prey whole, but I can't help but find her super attractive.

  • @RaiderX948
    @RaiderX948 Месяц назад +2

    Hey Assie, best line ever.

  • @wanjirunjuguna9819
    @wanjirunjuguna9819 8 лет назад +566

    "I was being chummy" ... LMAO!!

    • @tomggabin5838
      @tomggabin5838 4 года назад +5

      Why the hell is your ass coming off? You got something against asses?

    • @babymaude8469
      @babymaude8469 4 года назад +5

      "You love big asses!?" Omg, Cheryl. Leave Larry alone.

  • @hdent1922
    @hdent1922 11 лет назад +639

    The way he tries to run up the stairs is fucking funny.

    • @Oswadomob
      @Oswadomob 4 года назад +5

      Harvey Dent 2 faced bitch

    • @zaidshah4535
      @zaidshah4535 4 года назад +3

      @@Oswadomob it's been 6 years I'm pretty sure hes dead

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 4 года назад +80

    He doesn't dig himself deeper with a shovel, he uses a backhoe, lol.

  • @vthyaga
    @vthyaga 2 года назад +12

    "How big do you like 'em?" - Cheryl's phrasing is fantastic 😂

  • @squirlamania
    @squirlamania 5 лет назад +279

    It’s strange to see how the general view on big asses has changed in the last 10 years LOL

    • @iyaramonk
      @iyaramonk 5 лет назад +20

      Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 4 года назад +1

      I was just thinking that myself lol ...

    • @t.veritas884
      @t.veritas884 4 года назад +3

      Curtis Riceman nah just big. You think all women go the gym?
      It’s because they got a good shape. They naturally have a thick ass. It’s usually not that they’re gym-going toned as hell

    • @t.veritas884
      @t.veritas884 4 года назад +2

      pyropulse Alright who let their 10 year grandson on the computer to watch porn again? Look, kid leave the talk about attraction to adults.
      I know things are pretty cool now, since you don’t have school. But, please try to do other things than watch porn and write dumb ass comments on RUclips.
      My advice? Read a book

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 года назад +2

      @@t.veritas884 The nice asses come from squats and deadlifts.

  • @AJ_Nightfall
    @AJ_Nightfall 14 лет назад +74

    "I don't mind a big ass..." Larry David is my hero.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 5 лет назад +1493

    You gotta feel bad for Larry. He says “I recognize that tush anywhere” and somehow she hears “hey big ass Wanda!”

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 4 года назад +57

      I took it to mean he said something in between I. E. I'd know that big ass anywhere. And then Larry softened it and Wanda harshened it in their tellings.

    • @chrisb7051
      @chrisb7051 4 года назад +100

      Larry’s in the right like 90% of the time this show makes me pull my fucking hair out

    • @guerillawhite3083
      @guerillawhite3083 4 года назад +246

      i mean its a pretty strange greeting

    • @theeasyway9432
      @theeasyway9432 4 года назад +3

      That’s the reason I don’t watch it it is just a new form of cringe

    • @pruthvish007
      @pruthvish007 4 года назад +241

      Oh please. Greeting your neighbor by commenting about their bum is not normal.
      Larry is right many times in a weird sort of way but this is definitely not it.

  • @SRMkay
    @SRMkay 3 года назад +39

    I love how Larry obsesses over Cheryl never finding any dirt on him, then has his cover completely blown in under a minute

  • @sainters7
    @sainters7 6 лет назад +439

    I love how defeated he walks up the stairs at the end, mumbling to himself.

  • @TheLotharx
    @TheLotharx 5 лет назад +356

    "Dr. Cosmo Kramer - proctology."

  • @natewatson6962
    @natewatson6962 4 года назад +65

    The way this episode unfolded was absolutely genius... It just gets better the more times you watch it.

  • @greengoblin48
    @greengoblin48 4 года назад +201

    I like how Wanda is one of the few characters who can thrash Larry in a verbal joust, she may not fight fair, but she gives him no room to argue, he even said she was right, truly a gift to be able to beat Larry David in saying things that make people regret talking to you.

  • @ZonkzUK
    @ZonkzUK 8 лет назад +419

    hahaa 3:26 'What you been doin, scroungin' around lookin for asses?'

    • @kgisabeast
      @kgisabeast 6 лет назад +6

      Kaiben Music best line in the show 😂😂

    • @shamp5727
      @shamp5727 6 лет назад +14

      LOL!!!"oh... Where's the ass?!" Classic!!

    • @Decipher101
      @Decipher101 3 года назад +3

      You can tell the way he walked away. He did not like that comment from Wanda

  • @buffalomind6838
    @buffalomind6838 6 лет назад +232

    I'm not a deviant. Classic line as with practically everything Larry said in the series.

    • @PuffTheMagicHobo
      @PuffTheMagicHobo 5 лет назад +2

      Delivery made it

    • @basehead617
      @basehead617 3 года назад

      That's a reference to earlier when Jeff was talking about Susie telling people he's a deviant

  • @johns7530
    @johns7530 Год назад +51

    This remains one of the funniest and most brilliant segments from that show. That he would write such awkward situations for himself... the man is a genius, with no shame! Whenever Wanda shows up, you know Larry is in trouble.

  • @davidr4523
    @davidr4523 4 года назад +640

    It is amazing that 90% of this dialogue is unscripted. Can anyone confirm this? If so these are absolutely brilliant comedians.

    • @Cukito4
      @Cukito4 3 года назад +18

      Because now EVERYTHING is AMAZING?

    • @FC-hj9ub
      @FC-hj9ub 2 года назад +14

      Not. Not exactly the most advanced conversations

    • @zyrrhos
      @zyrrhos 10 месяцев назад +24

      Curb is unscripted, with actors given just outlines for the plots and improvising the dialogue.

    • @dorhinj23
      @dorhinj23 9 месяцев назад +6

      A buddy used to have to type out a transcription on set in real time. He says it sucked.

    • @bilsid
      @bilsid 9 месяцев назад +9

      it's acting without acting

  • @JoobSensei
    @JoobSensei 8 лет назад +388

    "Nothing's unfolding!"

  • @caseylaw2013
    @caseylaw2013 9 лет назад +78

    "Hey Big Ass Wanda"

  • @Chrisflyism
    @Chrisflyism 5 лет назад +725

    Before my spinal cord injury and having to use a wheelchair I was a tit-man. I'm an ass-man now. Just a matter of perspective.

    • @ThePopeSong
      @ThePopeSong 4 года назад +29

      Haha nice one, works in a few ways! 🤭
      Hope you doing OK mate. ❤️

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 4 года назад +6

      I’d think the smell would put you off from them.

    • @DeeP-_PerspectivE
      @DeeP-_PerspectivE 4 года назад +11

      Ass man since day 1 here. Remember being in preschool and eyeing girls asses on the playground. Could careless if they have A cup tits, as long as they have a decent tush everything is cool.

    • @AbdulMalik-rt2io
      @AbdulMalik-rt2io 3 года назад +1

      Change your last name to Hawking and become asscientist

    • @antonimartinez9961
      @antonimartinez9961 3 года назад +9

      @@DeeP-_PerspectivE You mean you *couldn't* care less. If you "could care less", then you must care at least a little bit. This isn't difficult stuff.

  • @camabkamuvoba7467
    @camabkamuvoba7467 3 года назад +17

    When Wanda said, "Hey, Assy," Cheryl was trying her best not to laugh

  • @unionmade82
    @unionmade82 10 лет назад +216

    This is likely funniest curb episode. Only Larry David would be ashamed of being labelled an ass man.

    • @lisapage9317
      @lisapage9317 2 года назад +10

      Unlike Cosmo Kramer.

    • @jamesjustice8711
      @jamesjustice8711 Год назад +26

      Back in the early 2000s big asses weren't "in".

    • @noshortselectric5208
      @noshortselectric5208 Год назад +10

      @@jamesjustice8711 men still liked them

    • @bigmo10
      @bigmo10 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@jamesjustice8711not in the mainstream. Big ass was always appreciated on MLK Jr Blvd.

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 7 лет назад +141

    The best is the way Larry says "perhaps not"

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 5 лет назад +196

    I kinda like “I’d know that tush anywhere.” Poor Larry is so misunderstood. HeHe!

    • @johnmac91
      @johnmac91 5 лет назад +24

      It is true about us men, when we like a woman's ass, it does indeed get imprinted on our brains. More than any other part of the female anatomy I think, probably because when we're checking one out we're behind the woman, so we can enjoy it at our leisure it without getting caught. As opposed to say, a woman's breasts, which you have to be a little subtle about, since the woman is looking right at you as you're admiring them. A quick look, then you turn away. As Seinfeld said, "like looking at the sun".
      I remember one incident many years ago. I was working repairing copy machines, and at one of the accounts there was a young woman named Donna who was in charge of the copy machine who had an absolutely amazing behind. All the techs at our company used to comment on it.
      One day, I was in New York City, seeing a Broadway show with my then girlfriend, when I saw a girl with an amazing ass in the lobby during intermission. As I was admiring this woman's ass I thought to myself, "what a nice ass, it looks just like Donna's". The woman turned around and sure enough, it was her.
      Now bear in mind, I live in Boston, so I had no reason to expect to see this woman in NYC. But I had so admired her ass that I had every subtle curve committed to memory.

    • @Rahimo
      @Rahimo 5 лет назад +5

      Me too. It’s chummy!

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 года назад +5

      It's not really misunderstanding, the way characters interact with Larry is flat-out purposefully dishonest and callous.

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 4 года назад +7

      John Mac you put an unreasonable amount of effort into that post, and I salute you for it

    • @randyisftw
      @randyisftw 4 года назад +3

      I definitely recognize a certain booty anywhere

  • @Mike-kv5pl
    @Mike-kv5pl 4 года назад +30

    Larry is completely defeated walking up the stairs.

  • @rachelw821
    @rachelw821 5 лет назад +38

    Scrounging around lookin for asses! 🤣 makes me lol every time

    • @2011super
      @2011super 5 лет назад +3

      oh wheres the ass!?

  • @joelwexler
    @joelwexler 9 лет назад +529

    This scene is in the top ten, maybe better, of all time. So I proclaim.

    • @tomggabin5838
      @tomggabin5838 4 года назад +4

      You are such an ass.

    • @GG-yp6kd
      @GG-yp6kd 4 года назад +2

      TomG Gabin stfu pussy

    • @MackeyWilliams
      @MackeyWilliams 3 года назад +1

      Right up there with the bra shopping scene and being caught on camera mincing around with Susie's.

    • @tomace7924
      @tomace7924 3 года назад +1

      The Palestinian Chicken episode was the greatest ever!!!

    • @insidher
      @insidher 3 года назад

      Battered woman scene and chicken kamikaze is good too

  • @tylertyler82
    @tylertyler82 4 года назад +31

    All these characters have gone through so many houses over the years.

    • @RYN988
      @RYN988 3 года назад

      Monnneeeeyyyy

  • @cappuccino3444
    @cappuccino3444 4 года назад +22

    2:57 damn L.D got some bars 🔥

  • @dmacdm88
    @dmacdm88 10 лет назад +187

    And what is that shit all over you? What you been scroungin around lookin for asses?!?! Haha shit had me rollin!

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 6 лет назад +133

    "No...no..thats not so.."

  • @collinmichaelkahn3918
    @collinmichaelkahn3918 2 месяца назад +1

    Absolutely my all-time fave frienemies. They are golden together. ❤️

  • @blueface
    @blueface 5 лет назад +12

    My friend showed me this show for the first time last night, this part came up and I was in tears. I'm an instant fan now.

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi 10 лет назад +72

    I love her laugh at 1:19 haha

  • @dailyflash
    @dailyflash 5 лет назад +21

    "It's all unfolding now." "Nothing's unfolding!"

  • @GordiansKnotHere
    @GordiansKnotHere 3 месяца назад +2

    Hysterical!!! Sums up how conversations between men and women end up...

  • @TheCamaro1987
    @TheCamaro1987 2 года назад +9

    "thought I had to turn around to show you my big ass" that's fucking hilarious

  • @VincentWilliams007
    @VincentWilliams007 5 лет назад +74

    2:17 was epic. He starts running up the stairs.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 3 года назад +2

      The way he says "what?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @la021583
    @la021583 11 лет назад +19

    "you got nothing on me" and the way he runs up the stairs----hysterical.
    thanks for posting

  • @jimmybernasconi9000
    @jimmybernasconi9000 Месяц назад

    How they are not on their knees howling with laughter is beyond comprehension. 4 or 5 of the best lines of the entire series packed into one scene. Piss my pants every time I come back to this gem.

  • @mother3crazy
    @mother3crazy 9 месяцев назад +13

    I love how sheryl and wanda just both utterly annhiliate him to the point where he throws his hand up and walks away 😂

  • @evesolis6133
    @evesolis6133 8 лет назад +62

    Cheryl is the perfect partner for Larry. Not too delicate, romantic, rational, or smart, but gives a great sense of domesticity to Larry. All the daily quarrels that don't lead to "social awkwardness" like it is in the outside world, all the "annoying" questions that are kind of smothering but show partner cares as well. Sometimes you like the feeling of being defeated by someone that loves you.

    • @basehead617
      @basehead617 7 лет назад +5

      Eve Nam they actually have pretty good chemistry too

    • @beatle1956
      @beatle1956 6 лет назад +1

      She's a nagging, whiney bitch... I would rather stick pins in my eyes than be married to that beast

    • @patriciofernandez2711
      @patriciofernandez2711 5 лет назад +8

      "Sometimes you like the feeling of being defeated by someone who loves you". That's strangely profound.

  • @blingstababe
    @blingstababe 14 лет назад +15

    comic timing PERFECT on this show!

  • @nikw3026
    @nikw3026 5 лет назад +6

    "Scrounging around looking for asses" LMAOOOO

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 4 года назад +14

    He was a dead man as soon as he walked in the room. There's no way out of this conversation.
    Dr. Cosmo Kramer, proctology.

  • @alpuretim
    @alpuretim 15 лет назад +12

    I honestly think Wanda Sykes is a wordsmith of the highest order! She always comes up with the funniest shit! "Assey" is GENIUS!!!! Wanda is a genius! She is soooo talented! She needs to be in everything!!! I can't stop laughing. "Hey Assey...!""

  • @joysticky83
    @joysticky83 12 лет назад +17

    Favourite scene from Curb ever.

  • @KevinMuller5
    @KevinMuller5 3 года назад +1

    Is that how you say HELLO?!!...lol..one of the many things Wanda says that are gold and her delivery is amazing

  • @myothercarisadelorean8957
    @myothercarisadelorean8957 4 года назад +6

    My life is very much like this show... every little thing I do or say backfires at me and blows up out proportion. LOL Love this show!

  • @cliffdariff74
    @cliffdariff74 5 лет назад +18

    "I don't mind big asses"...lol

  • @kaykko
    @kaykko 13 лет назад +11

    "I'm not a deviant, you got nothing on me!" lolololololololololololo!!!!

  • @anthonywhite6895
    @anthonywhite6895 2 года назад +11

    cheryl trying not to laugh while wanda was talking was my favorite part

  • @ZorbaTheDutch
    @ZorbaTheDutch 12 лет назад +17

    "I'd recognize that tush anywhere!"
    ... ... ...
    "I was just saying hello"
    -- "Is that how you say hello?!"

  • @redscarecomixx
    @redscarecomixx 2 года назад +2

    Man i miss these early seasons...

  • @regularyoutubename
    @regularyoutubename Месяц назад +2

    The background of the ASSMAN license plate storyline on Seinfeld is starting to come together now

  • @thomasjohnstonaloha
    @thomasjohnstonaloha 3 года назад +20

    The way this conversation escalates from larry's offhanded comment to a full attack on his character from the significant other is too relatable

    • @Gk2003m
      @Gk2003m 2 года назад +1

      Ahhh, but that’s not the only possible outcome! Larry *perceived* it as an attack on his character. Seems to me that Cheryl was not attacking him, but trying to roll with it. Asking him to tell her about her ass! She said (paraphrase) “so you like big asses, how’s my ass, do you dig my big ass” and wanted to hear “yeah it’s big, and yeah I like it”. And then there’s Wanda, and why would she come over if she were truly offended by his comment? To the trained eye, his unwillingness to cop to the fetish, or at least to play as if he had the fetish, means he just missed out on banging the two of them together.

    • @Gk2003m
      @Gk2003m 2 года назад

      At 2:58 Wanda is wanting him to blurt it out: “something about my ass is stored in your memory”… the two women are looking at him, imagining his ass fetish.

  • @MaestroTJS
    @MaestroTJS 11 лет назад +24

    laughing my ASS off!
    Haven't seen this scene for a few years...as hysterical as ever. This is just too good!

  • @therealtruetwelfth798
    @therealtruetwelfth798 5 месяцев назад +2

    Larry David: every man ever.

  • @Merthalophor
    @Merthalophor 2 года назад +38

    "I'd regognize that tush anywhere" is waaaay out of boundry though 😂😂

    • @freedomm
      @freedomm 2 года назад +3

      The look Wanda gave him when he said it as he drove past her 😂

    • @IWannaUnaliveMyself
      @IWannaUnaliveMyself 2 года назад

      Is it?

  • @james2155
    @james2155 4 года назад +3

    This is my favourite scene of any show ever

  • @AccordionManiac
    @AccordionManiac 14 лет назад +55

    ASS MAN! just remembered that was part of a seinfeld ep :P

    • @babyindirt
      @babyindirt 4 года назад

      how is it going in the 2010s

    • @jacobrollins1778
      @jacobrollins1778 4 года назад +1

      Man I wish it was 2010

    • @ASSman864
      @ASSman864 3 года назад

      @@jacobrollins1778 ive been to 2010

  • @Amykhany
    @Amykhany 5 лет назад +2

    I watch all these clips from curb all the time and feel like you are living with them💕 love love love Larry David 😍

  • @ahmadbahram2917
    @ahmadbahram2917 2 года назад +2

    One of rhe best episodes 😂😂😂😂

  • @FranLuthier
    @FranLuthier 4 года назад +3

    You realize most of the dialogue is improvised? That mind blowing, cause it's all genius and full of great acting

  • @RustySimRacing
    @RustySimRacing 15 лет назад +26

    i laughed the whole time during this scene, the dialogue is perfect!!!!
    this is classic

  • @theengineered1949
    @theengineered1949 3 года назад +2

    One of the greatest scenes of this show

  • @GeorgeKhoza-cf8yu
    @GeorgeKhoza-cf8yu 4 месяца назад +1

    What one can say about Larry David, there'll never be another Larry david❤❤❤

  • @teddyj5944
    @teddyj5944 2 года назад +3

    "it's good size"😂🤣

  • @trippcox2641
    @trippcox2641 Год назад +3

    Larry is a national treasure 🙌

  • @mizzury54
    @mizzury54 4 года назад +1

    I don't have cable so I'm so thankful that these clips are on RUclips !!!

  • @JeremyGalloway
    @JeremyGalloway 4 года назад +6

    What an incredible scene! I lost it when Wanda said “download” 😂

  • @85wastedyears
    @85wastedyears 4 года назад +4

    One of my favorite moments on the show. I laugh so hard every time I see this episode.

  • @obakengthomas6884
    @obakengthomas6884 Год назад +31

    Being scolded like this as if you’re an elementary school boy being chastised by mom and her friend, has got to be the worst as a husband 😂😂😂
    At least you know your wife is still checked in in the marriage 😅

  • @shredder767
    @shredder767 4 месяца назад +2

    "You got nothing on me" 😂

  • @simz3192
    @simz3192 2 месяца назад +1

    Wanda immediately makes the 1000% times funnier when she shows up

  • @sisterdoublehappiness9714
    @sisterdoublehappiness9714 Год назад +3

    I love how Larry's arguments always devolve into pure surrealism.

  • @JohnnyOstentatious
    @JohnnyOstentatious 2 года назад +3

    "You got nothing on me " 🤣

  • @belladonna131
    @belladonna131 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is so funny. Poor Larry. His words get changed and blown out of proportion and he digs himself deeper and deeper into a hole. I love how Wanda asks him why he's dirty. Was he "climbing around under the bleachers looking for "tushies."" That was HILARIOUS! I was CRACKING UP LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THAT REMARK. IT WAS SO FUNNY AND WATCHING LARRY SULK UP THE STAIRS IN A, "UGH, I GIVE UP" WAY. IT'S TOO MUCH.😂😅😂😊😂😅❤❤❤

  • @CaptCanuck4444
    @CaptCanuck4444 2 месяца назад +1

    Larry meets his match whenever Wanda is on screen. LMAO!

  • @hamzah6251
    @hamzah6251 4 года назад +2

    One of the best scenes ever

  • @KBMars
    @KBMars Год назад +3

    Absolutely hilarious, hardest I laughed in a long time.