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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @kornelparoczai1763
    @kornelparoczai1763 5 дней назад +324

    It's genuinely an honor and a privilege to come home to a new Ranton video every single day. I used to pray for times like this

  • @Aoitori365
    @Aoitori365 5 дней назад +408

    am not looking forward to the bridge arc

  • @YashimaTameyoshi
    @YashimaTameyoshi 5 дней назад +298

    Never thought Rantoni would be guiding us on travels, Shi Heng Yi watching in despair

    • @manzanasrojas6984
      @manzanasrojas6984 5 дней назад +8

      Not only worldly travels, but hes also been guiding me spiritually ever since I found his videos years ago.
      Thank you, Sifu *does quarter bow*

    • @tinygrove7623
      @tinygrove7623 5 дней назад +2

      it’s over for shi henh yi

    • @FuryoTokkosho
      @FuryoTokkosho 5 дней назад +1

      if ranton had a cardboard standup up of me, i would despair too

    • @manzanasrojas6984
      @manzanasrojas6984 5 дней назад

      @@FuryoTokkosho Thats.... Hideo Kojima

    • @lionheart1234
      @lionheart1234 2 дня назад

      Shi Heng Yi?

  • @sefmike8359
    @sefmike8359 5 дней назад +139

    PewDiePie had Ainsley, Maodiepie has Kojima. This brings a tear to my eye.

    • @koransumant6270
      @koransumant6270 5 дней назад +11

      Genuinely this is shaping up to be the most Maodiepie channel to ever exist

  • @darkknight5942
    @darkknight5942 5 дней назад +56

    MoIestation of a cardboard cutout of a famous person... Maodiepie is beginning to believe, it brings a tear to my eye

    • @abdou.the.heretic
      @abdou.the.heretic 5 дней назад

      Bro went for the tongue inside your mouth m9ve only stopped by the 2d nature of the entity he tried molesting 😂

  • @yokgor4675
    @yokgor4675 5 дней назад +86

    2:28 This is because in Chinese, “giving clocks” 送钟, sounds the same as “making burial/funeral arrangements for someone” 送终. If you watched Kung Fu Hustle, there’s a scene where the landlord and the landlady goes to get revenge on the Axe gang, before they were about to fight The Beast, the landlady tells the Axe Gang boss that they are giving him the giant bell as a “present”, means they are going to die, since bell is also “钟”

    • @javeywavey
      @javeywavey 5 дней назад +6

      I came here to confirm this

    • @ghostboy4604
      @ghostboy4604 4 дня назад +1

      too much text
      ah fuck louis
      im about to come

    • @StephenYoung1379
      @StephenYoung1379 3 дня назад +1

      Giving a clock (送钟, sòng zhōng) is considered a taboo in Chinese culture because of its phonetic and symbolic implications, sounds the same as: "attending the funeral"

    • @questtech2698
      @questtech2698 День назад

      wristwatch is ok am i right?

    • @HFate2024
      @HFate2024 День назад

      @@questtech2698 yep

  • @Chr1sader
    @Chr1sader 5 дней назад +46

    Always love when Ranton talks about China so casually. With no sugarcoating or glazing, just 100% unfiltered Rantoni opinion.

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 5 дней назад +2

      What do you mean “sugarcoating” and “glazing” who does that?

    • @fantomas4935
      @fantomas4935 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@Saber23CCP

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 3 дня назад

      @ that’s the government you meat head, every government does that. I’m talking about everyday people

    • @StephenYoung1379
      @StephenYoung1379 3 дня назад +2

      more like limited knowledge. For example, the article is right and he was wrong, people don't gift clocks in China because "giving clocks" (sòng zhōng) in Chinese sounds the same as "attending to (your) funerals" (sòng zhōng)

  • @master_nintendo6089
    @master_nintendo6089 5 дней назад +20

    Bro ive been watching you for a long time and I'm so fucing proud of you man I'm happy for you. I am going to be here through whatever you do man. I think it's a CRIME you aren't watched by everyone. You're amazing bro and friggin hilarious as hell. Keep up the awesome work you've been doing since day one. No matter what you think about your old content, you've been the top monk since day one 😂
    Also
    Don'tforgettowashdick!!!

  • @sushikabuki
    @sushikabuki 5 дней назад +9

    That one piece of dust or dandruff on your head driving me crazy Rantoni! Great video!

  • @bond0815
    @bond0815 5 дней назад +13

    That Fussel really triggered me after you pointed it out.

    • @jigggy84
      @jigggy84 4 дня назад

      I'm triggered by the one on the Mic for 2 Weeks now 😂😂😂

  • @KohanKilletz
    @KohanKilletz 5 дней назад +25

    1:30 I am losing my mind upset that this German family make you wait in the room while the family have dinner. This is absolutely unthinkable in my culture also

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 5 дней назад +12

      I know right? Who TF does that? I’ve met many Germans and they wouldn’t even do that so I think those parents are just disrespectful

    • @VainSick
      @VainSick 4 дня назад +8

      I am pretty damn sure that’s not cultural, I am like 90% sure all cultures have guest culture, it’s un-beneficial in every way for a culture to not have it.
      Something is just wrong with that family.

    • @afternoonsunjeans9180
      @afternoonsunjeans9180 3 дня назад

      i''ve experienced that a few times, usually with better-standing families that have a conventional nuclear structure, where it is very important to honour traditions. family dinner is an important ritual that needs to be protected from outsiders (friends, in this case). these were the same families were the kids would not trust their parents with their secrets and real thoughts, and the relationship would sour increasingly the older the kids got

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 3 дня назад

      @@afternoonsunjeans9180 I’m sorry but you’re delusional and just an outright liar

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 3 дня назад +1

      @@afternoonsunjeans9180 I’m sorry but you’re just a flat out liar dude

  • @4biddenro
    @4biddenro 5 дней назад +7

    Wait this is actually cool. Do more of this China guide stuff. I'd love to visit it, but I've been always led to believe it sucks. The farthest from Europe I've gone, was to Singapore, which was mind blowing.

    • @arnor7282
      @arnor7282 День назад +2

      It sucks for people who have to live there their whole life, but it's not bad for tourists.

    • @sevengaming2179
      @sevengaming2179 8 часов назад +1

      @@arnor7282 And this coming from who? Someone who has never been to China?

    • @troy5094
      @troy5094 7 часов назад

      ​@@sevengaming2179he's probably Chinese himself

  • @S4ndm4m
    @S4ndm4m 5 дней назад +14

    6:54 „just the tip“ Killed me Bro i was drinking for fsake. 😂😂😂

  • @lilpeedou135
    @lilpeedou135 5 дней назад +1

    Loving these daily uploads Ranton, as someone from Hong Kong it's always very interesting to hear you talk about Chinese stuff.

  • @momoinvalorant
    @momoinvalorant 5 дней назад +1

    Daymn.. loving the uploads maodiepie !!

  • @kanarokan6060
    @kanarokan6060 4 дня назад +1

    These videos are hilarious. Hope the reviews are comin

  • @MrPino799
    @MrPino799 5 дней назад +1

    love the daily uploads

  • @volodymyrrevniyk8255
    @volodymyrrevniyk8255 5 дней назад +1

    Reminds me of the video from the main channel about Ao Li Ge. It was a wonderful idea and sharing things about the Chinese culture in this way is very interesting. And no, it does not make your channel only about being Chinese. It is simply another very interesting direction to take - please, don’t stop making other kinds of content!

  • @lovelypanda111
    @lovelypanda111 5 дней назад +5

    0:28 the leg in the air...I can't with this monk

  • @TunerGear
    @TunerGear 2 дня назад

    It's like blessing coming home from work and seeing a new video from you man

  • @Tris70
    @Tris70 4 дня назад

    ranton this is amazing, youtube keep recommending me to you in your feed!! keep it up!!

  • @newrunningshoes2277
    @newrunningshoes2277 5 дней назад +4

    keep up with the daily uploads man good shit, do 2 a day if you are really chinese

  • @ankitmatthew5577
    @ankitmatthew5577 4 дня назад

    Absolutely loving these everyday videos maodiepee...Nice of Kojima sensei to join you.

  • @gilbertonunez6881
    @gilbertonunez6881 5 дней назад +1

    I haven’t even finished this video but I’m laughing really hard, please keep making more videos

  • @seanunknown6868
    @seanunknown6868 5 дней назад

    I love that your actually doing daily vids that you actually seem to have fun making 😄 so many just do slop videos for the grind 😒

  • @troutwithfingers
    @troutwithfingers 5 дней назад +3

    PLEASE DONT HURT KOJIMA SAN DONT TAKE HIS INNOCENCE

  • @jakobmurer8925
    @jakobmurer8925 5 дней назад +4

    These videos are fire

  • @Mindwalker030
    @Mindwalker030 3 дня назад

    Loved this video. Very informative. You’re my favourite RUclipsr, man! Greetings from Berlin.

  • @pheonixwrath951
    @pheonixwrath951 4 дня назад +1

    rantoni uploading every day is literally healing my soul. Just got done with final exams and this is what i NEED right now from the bottom of my heart thank you chinese pewdiepie youre like at least 17% better than Shi Heng Yi

    • @RealRantwo
      @RealRantwo  4 дня назад +1

      thanks my guy. hopefully u passed your exams

    • @pheonixwrath951
      @pheonixwrath951 3 дня назад

      @ you’re a legend. Yeah they went super well ♥️ thanks man 🙏

  • @floowmotion
    @floowmotion 5 дней назад +1

    Perfect timing! Dinner and watching Ranton.

  • @emulation2369
    @emulation2369 4 дня назад +1

    8:38 Ranton is going to have babies with Kojima... It's genius! 🤯

  • @BrookMaboyi
    @BrookMaboyi 5 дней назад +3

    When my family and I went to Guangzhou, China, the hotel we had booked wouldn't let us check-in because they don't allow people with African passports to stay, they'd sent us a car to pick us up at 00:30.

    • @DollyRanch
      @DollyRanch 3 дня назад

      Was it just African passports, or all foreigners?

    • @BrookMaboyi
      @BrookMaboyi 3 дня назад

      @DollyRanch They specifically told us, African passports and various people with African passports, reported the same thing. They informed us that if we had passports from Europe or otherwise, they'd let us in. This was in 2018.

  • @Exton_Z1
    @Exton_Z1 5 дней назад +2

    Ranton standing next to Xi Jingping

  • @XerosXIII
    @XerosXIII 4 дня назад +1

    2:30 it applies to all age group, 钟 Zhōng (clock) sound exactly the same as 终 Zhōng (end) - so you would be literally gifting "End" to your friend/family
    in the Breaking Bad show, most chinese audience would have noticed when Jessie gifted the wristwatch to Walter, not sure if intentional, but its a red flag for chinese viewer

  • @karu7982
    @karu7982 5 дней назад +3

    not the cutouts too, bro is really becoming maodiepie

  • @wentaogao2745
    @wentaogao2745 4 дня назад +1

    Context about the clock:
    Gifting clock in Chinese is 送钟
    The same pronunciation with 送终 which means seeing someone off after their death
    This is why in movie Kungfu Hustle the couple gifts the villain a giant bell before they fight, because that Chinese bell also can be called 钟 in Chinese, means to see the villain off to his death. They explains in the lines of the movie too.

  • @miqvPL
    @miqvPL 4 дня назад

    crossing out of my bucket list: watching Ranton order cardboard Kojima to laugh.

  • @tofmill3640
    @tofmill3640 5 дней назад

    I'd love a part 2 of this, more Chinese etiquette that wasn't covered.
    It would also be a good video idea if Ranton reacts to other countries' rules of etiquette.

  • @cole19230
    @cole19230 5 дней назад

    possibly the most sane kojima cameo

  • @ProsyMe
    @ProsyMe 5 дней назад +1

    At this point I will birth a child for every next continuous upload and name them all anton.

  • @adsdabest1188
    @adsdabest1188 5 дней назад

    the frequent upload schedule is diabolical work

  • @Hollow_Autumn
    @Hollow_Autumn 4 дня назад

    Bro, your grandmother taught you the tutorial to life without you even knowing you played the tutorial. A true gamer.

  • @raeaugustus586
    @raeaugustus586 5 дней назад

    This was difficult to watch. Never thought Hideo was going to get decimated like this.

  • @xXSH1N0B1Xx
    @xXSH1N0B1Xx 4 дня назад

    8 seconds and I'm already ffn dting of laughter.. Goated Intro Rantoni

  • @kevchelios1920
    @kevchelios1920 5 дней назад

    "See you tomorrow" got me hyped again for something I'm already hyped about

  • @Mura.
    @Mura. 4 дня назад

    I am worried for the rest of these videos... but I'm here to enjoy the ride.

  • @Ginto3
    @Ginto3 4 дня назад

    the crossover i didn't know i needed

  • @WanneSomeSoup
    @WanneSomeSoup 2 дня назад

    I'm always amazed by how good Ranton's Chinese is. Like no accent whatsoever.

  • @Esajas11
    @Esajas11 4 дня назад +1

    hes actually becoming 2017 pewdiepie lol

  • @yousefsarkhoh8184
    @yousefsarkhoh8184 5 дней назад

    Still,still,still,still,still,still,still,still living the daily uploads and hideo kojima is in the first 10 seconds,this'll be peak

  • @hectorado
    @hectorado 5 дней назад +1

    Ranton now reminded me to Pewdiepie in 2018 i guess, just before his natsi controversy. He had cardboard people, very hyped, and then it happened... be careful Ranton

  • @buttermilk5364
    @buttermilk5364 5 дней назад +1

    Hey, Ranton! I wish I were a millionaire so I could support your work even more. For now, though, I'm just a regular fan, but I really appreciate everything you create.

  • @hanzohattori007
    @hanzohattori007 5 дней назад

    ok, my favorite time of the day has now became when ranton uploads

  • @Waladdin
    @Waladdin 5 дней назад +1

    If Rantoni keeps uploading daily, we should also comment daily

  • @fredlfensterbredl
    @fredlfensterbredl 5 дней назад +1

    In the Balkans it's also very common to use the "Fußnagelzerfetzer"-technique.

  • @-DEF4ULT-
    @-DEF4ULT- 5 дней назад

    The fact that I got an unskippable ad with watches

  • @Cziku97
    @Cziku97 5 дней назад +1

    Pewds, your transition to asian is going smoothly... slay queen!
    japan works wonders, BROFIST 👊

  • @KohanKilletz
    @KohanKilletz 5 дней назад

    4:44 totally relatable every time I'm having people over or inviting someone to a restaurant. I always feel like I'm pushing people to eat more than they're comfortable with. 😂

  • @leis1746
    @leis1746 5 дней назад

    Please never stop the daily upload series

  • @Kynji7
    @Kynji7 5 дней назад

    Love that the video before was him saying how he likes the anime Cased closed and now he uses its OST, I love it

  • @rideskyy
    @rideskyy 4 дня назад

    perrsonally would enjoy a rantoni irl vlog in china

  • @wizewizard1840
    @wizewizard1840 5 дней назад +1

    I like these daily videos more and more. MORE.

  • @kuroneko5463
    @kuroneko5463 5 дней назад +2

    Love the dailies

  • @aiwash2766
    @aiwash2766 5 дней назад +1

    1:51 oh ranton 😏

  • @drmz02
    @drmz02 5 дней назад

    I saw a shi heng yi ad and got reminded to watch the daily upload.

  • @charlescabbage2933
    @charlescabbage2933 5 дней назад

    we need a part 2 man

  • @josdemeij9093
    @josdemeij9093 5 дней назад

    i love it so much when ranton starts speaking german, its the best language

  • @SatirerXIII
    @SatirerXIII 5 дней назад

    Nice continuation of your MAODIEPIE Arc.

  • @antoniomontana6128
    @antoniomontana6128 5 дней назад

    Recently Anton's consistency got me acting unwise

  • @orionman-2233
    @orionman-2233 5 дней назад

    Not the scanned feet meme 😭

  • @CharluxNZ
    @CharluxNZ 4 дня назад

    the "I am not a gei" guy will never stop being funny

  • @justtimo7147
    @justtimo7147 5 дней назад +1

    i will be so happy for u guys when the father arc starts~

  • @awesomeasitis9335
    @awesomeasitis9335 5 дней назад

    Maybe add a daily short made with the last video to your grinding routine.
    And more of these types of videos please.

  • @SeanDeranged
    @SeanDeranged 5 дней назад

    The fighting over the bill is such a classic Persian thing too😂. My parents use to give me their card and make me sneak off to pay the bill.

  • @therookanga
    @therookanga 5 дней назад

    My message was lost in the Twitch chat during the stream when the Kojima cutout was revealed, but I had asked "how many videos until he does some rage kung fu kick to kojima?" and then I open this now 🤣

  • @kaihocheung9994
    @kaihocheung9994 4 дня назад

    for the clock one, '送鐘 送終'

  • @OtaQ
    @OtaQ 5 дней назад

    0:12 - Ranton!!! I'm really happy that your content is brand safe now! You chose a nice topic for this Video ❤
    0:24 - oh... 😮

  • @l3shot679
    @l3shot679 3 дня назад

    Cameo from Shintaro Higashi 🔥We need this collab

  • @Stabbyhead
    @Stabbyhead День назад

    2:36 Ah yes, the appropriate greeting lmao.

  • @notmything6629
    @notmything6629 4 дня назад

    The part with the bill story gets me ..i know this somehow from Vietnam but china is next level😂

  • @BlackuKnighto
    @BlackuKnighto 5 дней назад

    Oh yeah, Fussel arc starts now.

  • @سهيلالزهراني-غ9ت
    @سهيلالزهراني-غ9ت День назад

    Ranton habibi please rank Chinese food, i feel they are so many so different and so diverse that its worth exploring .

  • @gvdc
    @gvdc 5 дней назад +1

    0:24 The Fondle of Kyoto (colorized)

  • @gani2546
    @gani2546 5 дней назад

    Can we have Ranton fistfighting Kojima for 10 min straight?

  • @uncleiroh868
    @uncleiroh868 5 дней назад +1

    6:20 Fußnagelzerfetzer 🤣🤣

  • @kubilaycetin9618
    @kubilaycetin9618 5 дней назад

    Your content is the only thing That makes me laugh on RUclips. Thank you MoaDiePie.❤

  • @punishedbutler3013
    @punishedbutler3013 5 дней назад +3

    It is considered very rude to make dark trap AI disstracks with heavy 808 in China

  • @matthewbiggs4139
    @matthewbiggs4139 5 дней назад

    I travelled to china from england when i was 12 to visit english family that lived out there. Was the culture shock of a lifetime but it was an amazing trip, what a stunning country, i’d love to go back some day! I still remember being asked for pictures by people in shanghai

  • @zapatababoibarra95
    @zapatababoibarra95 5 дней назад

    Lmao the bullying of kojima 😂

  • @DignanDerkin
    @DignanDerkin 5 дней назад

    "increase the wages or something, don't tip" Rantoni Gigachadoni W

  • @tonysonions2860
    @tonysonions2860 4 дня назад

    The clock one, 送钟, sounds like sending off the dead

  • @ankdhi
    @ankdhi 4 дня назад

    The spinning Tom lol

  • @Lookatthisguy0017
    @Lookatthisguy0017 День назад

    Ranton, needs to be back in RUclips algorithm

  • @jrplayerone
    @jrplayerone 5 дней назад

    When I go there I might call the president winnie the pooh.

  • @neroarchangel
    @neroarchangel 5 дней назад +1

    Rules about eating are beyond moronic. Actual rules for the most basic process that ends up with you on the toilet 12h later..

  • @Pavimaru
    @Pavimaru 5 дней назад +13

    +9999999 Social Credit

  • @LLH961
    @LLH961 4 дня назад +1

    I want to get that white thing outta his hair so bad lmaooooo

    • @RealRantwo
      @RealRantwo  4 дня назад +1

      you and me both bro 😂

    • @LLH961
      @LLH961 День назад

      @ i love u btw

  • @napicrazy
    @napicrazy 5 дней назад

    If Ranton stops now i die

  • @gamer_A1010
    @gamer_A1010 5 дней назад +1

    Pewdiepie used to be my favorite RUclipsr ever since I was 13, now ten years later when I have stopped watching him regularly and also because life's just been a lot busier, this mf comes around and becomes my new fav RUclipsr, ever since I discovered him like 3 years ago. And now he even becomes similar to Pewds, it's just funny idk. Keep it up with the daily uploads rantonius du Stinkesockensammler.

  • @thecryyptd
    @thecryyptd 5 дней назад

    Finally I can visit the promise land thank you Ranton