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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 486

  • @ToastablePie
    @ToastablePie 7 лет назад +1130

    "I deal with billionaires, run a casino and work with slot machines"
    > plays world of tanks

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  7 лет назад +357

      I mean if your job involves working with machines that use random chance to bilk people of money then I guess there's no better place to hone your skills than World of Tanks.

    • @PH3AR1337
      @PH3AR1337 7 лет назад +35

      Well it's either that or CS:GO case openings.

    • @irmabecx4758
      @irmabecx4758 7 лет назад +66

      You mean "mechines".

    • @MichuV5
      @MichuV5 7 лет назад +6

      I mean, you could be a fucking president and play WoT. Because... Why not?

    • @MrAxnavara
      @MrAxnavara 7 лет назад +5

      12qt WoT or you could be fucking a president and play WoT

  • @Ruancy
    @Ruancy 7 лет назад +591

    Spent 2 minutes watching a crudely drawn shell fly across the screen. Perfection.

    • @Warhawk971
      @Warhawk971 7 лет назад +45

      Sad part is, that's probably how long it took that shell to get there

    • @dobiem1
      @dobiem1 7 лет назад +10

      Incorrect trajectory to make the distance.
      I'm calling that a hack.

    • @spudpud-T67
      @spudpud-T67 7 лет назад +14

      One of the most artistic and nostalgic pieces of youlube eva.

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  7 лет назад +55

      that was real-time footage
      oh wait that's the 3 inch howitzer I'm thinking of
      oh wait again the 3 inch howitzer is slower than that

    • @loadtheskillrounds4167
      @loadtheskillrounds4167 7 лет назад

      Ruancy yup loved that bit. Pretty close to that shells actual hang time though lol.

  • @RatzBuddie
    @RatzBuddie 7 лет назад +123

    'How the fuck is this balanced?'
    *Proceeds to play more unbalanced tank*

  • @finnian2755
    @finnian2755 7 лет назад +165

    8:33 rip province you'll always be in my heart

    • @josiahstankus4193
      @josiahstankus4193 7 лет назад +9

      that map was my favorite back in the day : (

    • @UnicumTryhard
      @UnicumTryhard 7 лет назад +16

      The only reason why I played so much low tier was ... Province farming
      #neverforget

    • @vladivodkagamer8825
      @vladivodkagamer8825 7 лет назад +6

      I had my 1st batte on Province :(
      Okay, I died very quickly but still loved this map...

    • @SliteAUS
      @SliteAUS 7 лет назад +1

      mah hart mah sole

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD 7 лет назад +4

      At least WoT Console still has all maps... WoT console is like 8.9 WoT with 9.17 Tanks. Arty is still OP and the Waffenträger auf E 100 still exists AND Grille 15 too.

  • @unbelievableflyingdrunkenp755
    @unbelievableflyingdrunkenp755 7 лет назад +173

    Cruiser II shell velocity...
    *slower than Wargaming at balancing tanks*

    • @EvilTimNum666
      @EvilTimNum666 7 лет назад +1

      Not possible. :P

    • @Antiork
      @Antiork 7 лет назад

      did you try alecto with derp gun?

    • @unbelievableflyingdrunkenp755
      @unbelievableflyingdrunkenp755 7 лет назад +1

      Cruiser II, Alecto, and Valentine AT all have the same 263 m/s shell velocity

    • @drunkcapybara7004
      @drunkcapybara7004 7 лет назад +1

      The smaller "derp" gun with 175 dmg you can mount on matilda and covenanter has 182 shell velocity

    • @notasoviet1016
      @notasoviet1016 6 лет назад

      I hate the Alecto

  • @gandurk
    @gandurk 3 года назад +8

    It's three years later and I still love how the T49 thinks having attended sports events generates personal worth..

  • @nnnn11112
    @nnnn11112 7 лет назад +312

    KV2 IS BALANS KOMRAD

    • @jimmyseaver3647
      @jimmyseaver3647 7 лет назад +11

      I don't even play Tanks and I find the KV-2 to be the funnest tank ever.

    • @nks406
      @nks406 7 лет назад +3

      nnnn11112 *BALINS

    • @adamreynolds2372
      @adamreynolds2372 7 лет назад

      nnnn11112 it is balanced. Only 1/3 games you actually hit something.

    • @cnemesys2156
      @cnemesys2156 7 лет назад +1

      I am driving one... and somehow the 0.56 dispersion mean right in the middle of the aim point every time you shoot. I wish i have this accuracy on my German gun...

  • @Pine2142
    @Pine2142 7 лет назад +241

    The shooting stars shell flying past province made me tear up. I miss the old WOT maps, rip Mountain Pass.

    • @josiahstankus4193
      @josiahstankus4193 7 лет назад

      i felt the same way

    • @shen6232
      @shen6232 7 лет назад

      rip himmelsdorf :'c-

    • @wrnchhead76
      @wrnchhead76 7 лет назад +5

      And hidden valley. and northwest. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did they take them away!

    • @0xGRIDRUNR
      @0xGRIDRUNR 7 лет назад +3

      because they were unbalanced maps, and one side was at a disadvantage
      why does nobody understand this

    • @arcanegianterinokripperino9945
      @arcanegianterinokripperino9945 7 лет назад +13

      because nearly maps still in this game are still unbalanced as fuck...

  • @TheHaxelrode
    @TheHaxelrode 3 года назад +4

    Watching all this stuff again makes me so happy and lonely at the sem time

  • @LombardiPls
    @LombardiPls 7 лет назад +157

    Interest to play WoT died long ago, but watching these videos didn't lmao

    • @bitesizefred
      @bitesizefred 7 лет назад +2

      Michael Crisci my interest died too. the gameplay is just too slow and not rewarding enough to enjoy and i had less and less fun every game

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 7 лет назад +1

      i know its not the same but war thunder is always there

    • @ricto4127
      @ricto4127 7 лет назад

      Freddie L Because you always play with slow ass tanks ?

  • @erickauffmann_official
    @erickauffmann_official 7 лет назад +20

    The Cruiser II shell had me dying, i laughed so hard i think i cried. X'D

  • @pixelbucket8884
    @pixelbucket8884 7 лет назад +13

    8:15 The joke here is that's actually how long the shell took to get to it's target.

  • @Alexander27463
    @Alexander27463 7 лет назад +38

    you gotta love chat drama

    • @svidentkyrponos7530
      @svidentkyrponos7530 7 лет назад +2

      Comrade Stalin! Long live to the people's revolution!
      Long live to the russian accuracy in WoT!

  • @legocity2643
    @legocity2643 7 лет назад +13

    5:48 is going to be my new Sixth Sense sound.

  • @fallencoffee2031
    @fallencoffee2031 7 лет назад +22

    8:01 - 10:24 mhhhmmm... that youtube ad revenue

  • @mico10558
    @mico10558 7 лет назад +20

    Tears of joy in last meme

  • @Opaheke1
    @Opaheke1 7 лет назад +7

    Man caught most of this on stream, big ups for the highlight clip!!! Oh and nice shooting stars audio at the end, TY.

  • @Arkticus
    @Arkticus 7 лет назад +62

    That rage quit, though. I mean, I had to stop the video because I felt so disgusted by that shot, but....yeah. KV-2, it's a helluva drug.

    • @MichuV5
      @MichuV5 7 лет назад +2

      I mean, he had this extreme luck. But When I was playing I had shot like him but how many times I missed its beyond human mind :P

    • @imglidinhere
      @imglidinhere 7 лет назад +1

      Clearly what you were playing wasn't the KV-2. :P

  • @spencerdouglas3690
    @spencerdouglas3690 7 лет назад +33

    this video almost made me want to play WoT again. Almost

  • @AceTheMM
    @AceTheMM 7 лет назад +28

    That T49 though...

    • @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821
      @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 7 лет назад +27

      i know right? i thought the Amish had no internet access

    • @RyItar
      @RyItar 7 лет назад

      MVP

    • @UddhavaSwaminathan
      @UddhavaSwaminathan 7 лет назад +7

      I Met that guy. he said I am a gold spammer. I said I don't care. he never replied after that. The coincidence is that I was using my superpershing too

    • @dangernoodle8813
      @dangernoodle8813 7 лет назад

      that's how toxic community was formed

  • @setesh1294
    @setesh1294 6 лет назад +1

    can you imagine the tinnitus that the crew would get from a 152 AP shell bouncing?

  • @leinou
    @leinou 7 лет назад +29

    Video not available FeelsBadMan

  • @sveinungj
    @sveinungj 4 года назад +2

    This is truly a gem. anyone know modern content creators who makes stuff like this ?

  • @chems
    @chems 7 лет назад +4

    3:12
    triggered

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  7 лет назад +1

      boi
      if 3:12 triggers you just wait till you get to 9:38

  • @kaliovhate
    @kaliovhate 6 лет назад +3

    I legit cried when I realized that he's saying goodbye

  • @jamcamvid
    @jamcamvid 5 лет назад +5

    I only just realized that your two minute shooting stars montage was you saying goodbye to world of tanks

  • @BlackBunik
    @BlackBunik 7 лет назад +1

    8:04... The ultimate nostalgia shot. So many memories...

  • @rafael3162
    @rafael3162 7 лет назад +28

    4 mins and already not avaliable?

  • @JWQweqOPDH
    @JWQweqOPDH 7 лет назад +1

    Draw distance in WoT: 564 m
    3.7" howitzer (used by Cruiser II, Valentine AT, Alecto, AT 2) shell velocity 243 m/s. Time to draw distance ignoring arc: 2.32 seconds
    3" howitzer (used by Covenanter) shell velocity 182 m/s. Time to draw distance ignoring arc: 3.10 seconds
    Actual times will be longer because they don't take the shortest path, but rather a parabolic path because they fall at 9.81 m/s^2 (all tanks in WoT other than artillery have realistic shell arcs for their speed [all guns in WoT shoot much faster than a short ranged mortar).

  • @NiklasAdv
    @NiklasAdv 7 лет назад +1

    Old memes that will get me TONS of vinegar
    legit

  • @taylorr6081
    @taylorr6081 7 лет назад +1

    Holy shit, this is one of the best world of tanks videos I have seen in so long 😂

  • @Tomohran
    @Tomohran 7 лет назад +12

    "Video not available" Hullo?

  • @Chr15py_
    @Chr15py_ 7 лет назад

    Only just been introduced to world of danks...very funny!!! Especially the shooting stars bit at the end :).
    Keep it up chap!

  • @CFJNOLA
    @CFJNOLA 7 лет назад

    Thanks for this Slip. This was arguable the 4th greatest 10:12 of my life followed by the birth of my daughter, getting married and taking that one amazing shit one time where it all came out in this roughly 10 inch long log. #wortheverysecond

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 7 лет назад

    "I got payed 2 bucks to play this tank" needs to be a macro message every time you kill someone.

  • @junewalker9341
    @junewalker9341 5 лет назад

    "I'm not a nobody... I've been to... *furiously looks through notes* SPORTING EVENTS"
    "TAKE THAT LOSER"

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 7 лет назад

    I legit had tears in my eyes at the last part. That there was art.

  • @snowisthebestweather
    @snowisthebestweather 7 лет назад +1

    Love arcing shells over hills, buildings, and whatever in my cruiser 2. It's the best tier 3 arty.

  • @casualguy634
    @casualguy634 7 лет назад

    i remember in some other games, there's a chat drama between 2 people, in the end, one of them bombed the other guy's tank

  • @somweg
    @somweg 7 лет назад

    Starting at 8:03, it was like the end of Kubrick's 2001, minus the transcendence.
    Keep going!
    I see other have commented on that section. I also find it strikingly apt and poignant in evoking a sense of pop (impermanent and timely) nostalgia.

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND 7 лет назад +6

    in what world does GOING to a car race, a wrestling match and a football game make you an important person??????

    • @КлороксБлич
      @КлороксБлич 6 лет назад +1

      who the fuck enjoys car races and football matches anyway?

    • @justinl2009
      @justinl2009 6 лет назад

      @@КлороксБлич Some other people not inclyding yourself.

  • @francis7941
    @francis7941 7 лет назад +3

    2:58 What were you doing? xD

  • @Ultrakillerism
    @Ultrakillerism 2 года назад

    Imagine how balanced it was back when the KV was only a single tank at tier 5, and you never knew ingame who had the base model with the dinky 75mm, who had the snaipah 107mm or who was rolling with the 152mm howitzer

  • @CrniWuk
    @CrniWuk 6 лет назад +1

    You guys should have played the KV2 when the game was released/new and the KV2 was pretty regularly in Tier 3 matches where the only tank that could actually do some damage to it, was an fully upgraded stug.
    Clubing baby seals, doesn't even describe that experience.

  • @thegermanphoenix6490
    @thegermanphoenix6490 7 лет назад

    Best part about this is that the shell at the end actually takes that long to hit the target

  • @onepunchop
    @onepunchop 7 лет назад +2

    You not only hit an impossible shot in the kv2,you pen it and manage to even ammo rack him aswell. The Kv2 is clearly telling us something. It's Slips fav tank now

  • @josiahstankus4193
    @josiahstankus4193 7 лет назад +19

    I WAS WATCHING THE FIRST TWO LIKE FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THIS CAME OUT ARE YOU PSYCHIC???

  • @StarkRaven59
    @StarkRaven59 7 лет назад +1

    Is that Lego Island music?
    Damn man, that's old.

    • @mete_envy1923
      @mete_envy1923 7 лет назад

      But it's not LEGOS's it's called shooting stars

  • @balazssandor8082
    @balazssandor8082 7 лет назад

    This is the reason why i love your content

  • @Patadude100
    @Patadude100 7 лет назад +32

    I'm gonna message him anyways

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  7 лет назад +61

      I don't know what you hope to achieve by doing that

    • @Patadude100
      @Patadude100 7 лет назад +55

      Laughter

    • @battlefields2mine
      @battlefields2mine 7 лет назад +1

      Secretary Not a good thing. But noice choice

  • @AceTheMM
    @AceTheMM 7 лет назад

    "Why is this tank in the game?"
    Why not?
    "How is this balanced?"
    Slow speed.
    Slow reload.
    Slow shell travel.
    Shit for armor.
    Slot machine for the gun.

  • @ellisogaard2783
    @ellisogaard2783 7 лет назад

    A masterpiece of memeology, simply beautiful.

  • @UncutSh00ter71
    @UncutSh00ter71 7 лет назад

    That Lego soundtrack is gold

  • @kylecollette8593
    @kylecollette8593 7 лет назад

    9:10 why is that jumble of sound music to my ears?

  • @apertureemployee215
    @apertureemployee215 7 лет назад

    talk about a blast from the past

  • @SlazakGrzesiek-ZootopiaComics
    @SlazakGrzesiek-ZootopiaComics 7 лет назад

    8:25 Malinovka on lowtiers and Province forever in memories

  • @julietechokilo1425
    @julietechokilo1425 7 лет назад

    I love it when u put Jeremy Clarkson for a split second

  • @JermStone
    @JermStone 7 лет назад

    Some old memes never die.

  • @hatsuzukikai
    @hatsuzukikai 7 лет назад

    That shooting stars Howitzer snipe should be a stream notification video

  • @tharionthedragon3531
    @tharionthedragon3531 6 лет назад

    When you have 2+ minutes empty before reaching the 10 minutes for the revenue but you have no more clips, so you decide to put the shooting star memes nice and clear

  • @missingfamilyforever
    @missingfamilyforever 7 лет назад

    Best video in quite a while. Bravo.

  • @arsedick6266
    @arsedick6266 7 лет назад

    "old memes that will get me tons of vinegar"

  • @DarkEmperorRay13
    @DarkEmperorRay13 7 лет назад

    9:10
    That actually mixed pretty well with the Shooting Star Song.

  • @hellcat64
    @hellcat64 6 лет назад

    The kv2 ap part is what got me watching videos on channel

  • @sergioortiz3535
    @sergioortiz3535 7 лет назад

    I finally understand what do we play this game for... The memes.

  • @SuperXxGoofyxx
    @SuperXxGoofyxx 7 лет назад

    A wot video from my favourite meme guy. Much appreciated.

  • @Cobra6Gaming
    @Cobra6Gaming 7 лет назад

    That bullet clip at the end was the best, great song as well, shame the video for it is down.

  • @Bajicoy
    @Bajicoy 7 лет назад

    Freaky thunderstorms and mosquito trapped in my house terrorizing me all night, thank god this video distracted me from it all xD

  • @shockwave6213
    @shockwave6213 7 лет назад

    When you play the KV-2, you dont sell your soul. You get Stalin's eternal blessing.

  • @handlesarecringe957
    @handlesarecringe957 7 лет назад

    You gotta use the 107 for AP in the KV.

  • @KineticRhyme
    @KineticRhyme 7 лет назад

    4:15 well to be fair he stayed there fully knowing you were gonna shoot. So its his funeral o/

  • @Etmanning
    @Etmanning 7 лет назад

    Omg I need more of these in my life

  • @imraandeacon1881
    @imraandeacon1881 7 лет назад

    this is the first video I have seen from you
    instantly subbed ;)

  • @car_car1861
    @car_car1861 5 лет назад

    anyone know the song in the background during the 5:46 mark?

  • @sergeant_sarge_staff
    @sergeant_sarge_staff 7 лет назад

    I saw part of the old Provence map

  • @1990Danilwin
    @1990Danilwin 6 лет назад

    this video-the reason why i'm subscribed on you, dude)

  • @jakabrobert96
    @jakabrobert96 7 лет назад

    I honestly didn't think those KV-2 matches will be in a highlight video so soon :D

  • @recon_sherman_3871
    @recon_sherman_3871 7 лет назад

    Nice meme at the start man I laughed hard as hell

  • @Destoffeldv
    @Destoffeldv 7 лет назад

    Where can you watch that video of QB raging cuz i cant find it anywhere. somehow you got a hold of it tho. QB removed even AUDIO versions of the clip let alone the full video. rare memes man

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  7 лет назад +1

      its still up on youtube im watching it right now

  • @0xGRIDRUNR
    @0xGRIDRUNR 7 лет назад

    I missed my daily dose of pure cancer, glad noodle is here to fulfill my inner needs

  • @theguywiththename888
    @theguywiththename888 7 лет назад

    Oh my gooooood is that the formula race theme from the first Lego Island? Sliphantom pls

  • @EmperorNefarious1
    @EmperorNefarious1 7 лет назад +4

    KV-2 AP, overmatch mechanic's wet dream...

  • @XxCroVe
    @XxCroVe 7 лет назад

    Slip, honestly now, this one was awesome!

  • @NetherlandsAtArms
    @NetherlandsAtArms 7 лет назад

    Super noodle the only person that can still make WoT fun

  • @franz_stigler
    @franz_stigler 7 лет назад

    that ending made me cry

  • @StaffordMagnus
    @StaffordMagnus 7 лет назад +2

    So... did he send those tickets or what?

  • @msmyk2
    @msmyk2 7 лет назад

    9:39 was it one of "ban a celebrity reporting game" victims?

  • @azertu2u2
    @azertu2u2 7 лет назад

    Getting quickybaby raging in there with the foch rant... Rolling

  • @foughtwolf
    @foughtwolf 7 лет назад

    Funny thing is that Cruiser MK. II shot was in real time.

  • @SamBao
    @SamBao 7 лет назад

    the hell march insert was gold

  • @drewrogers2272
    @drewrogers2272 7 лет назад

    i do not regret clicking this video

  • @hazelcress
    @hazelcress 7 лет назад

    Did i hear damo and darren? lmao the memories

  • @Narguhl
    @Narguhl 7 лет назад

    You made me laugh very loud.
    Go on.
    We need more!

  • @alexbanu5621
    @alexbanu5621 7 лет назад

    8:13 That moment when You drug yourself too much

  • @starstorm-alt-2256
    @starstorm-alt-2256 7 лет назад

    if noodle thinks his KV-2 was already OP with his two skill crew, I wonder how he'd react to my four skill/rammer/vent/food set-up :P (gotta love that 18.99 sec reload)

  • @baltosfan
    @baltosfan 7 лет назад

    YES DAD I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S ANOTHER WORLD OF DANKS!!

  • @julianc9795
    @julianc9795 7 лет назад

    The flying shell part was the best

  • @lemongeuse6462
    @lemongeuse6462 7 лет назад

    lol that cruiser having Vietnam flashbacks

  • @Dreska_
    @Dreska_ 7 лет назад

    'Ever been to some of the largest spectator sports in the country? I have' what?

  • @D4rkn3ss2000
    @D4rkn3ss2000 7 лет назад

    LOL I am in the video haha, I am the guy saying "hi Noodle" in the 2nd clip haha I remember that match, we won the battle pretty fast