Lyra Does Things you’re wrong. The kid would spend 10,000 dollars on vbucks because “his” money wasn’t enough, he “had to” get more from mommy and daddy’s credit cards.
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*Puts down funtime chica, witha risk of 0, removing one with a 1* "Why did my risk go down?..what did I buy??" *Scrolls past funtime chica showing 0 risk* "Did i buy something??"
FNAF 1 Atmo: 5 Health and safety: 0 Entertainment: 22 Risk: 150 FNAF 2 Atmo: 12 Health and safety: 0 Entertainment: 30 Risk: 220 FNAF 3 Atmo: -50 Health and safety: 0 Entertainment: -10 Risk: 350 FNAF 4 Atmo: -75 Health and safety: 0 Entertainment: -40 Risk: 0 (Nightmares are illusions, basically representing death and the kid is in a hospital. But in a dream) Too lazy to list more e.e
It's weird that the pre-completion cutscene suggests that you're in the burning building, but then you get an exit speech and a certificate. I ...guess you escaped??
DJ Sterf i think you actually burn alive. Those "certificate" and stuff are almost out of the 4th wall. Probably what you were SUPPOSED to see in another establishment in the past that wasn't actually just a trap
I feel like that last cutscene is what your character would've seen if you were just a random person who is rescued (As Henry implies the plan was), but you're Michael and decided to stay there and die.
OMG THIS IS THE GOOD ENDING BECAUSE 1. ANIMATRONICS BURN 2. YOU DONT DIE 3. SOULS ARE FREED I guess getting Fired is better then getting... Fried... Lmao
I like how he knows to say it closed, not it crashed because anytime a Scott cawthin game closes, it is NEVERTHELESS intentional. Unless your wifi sucks of course
“He broke 100 bones... although he didn’t notice his broken bones until he got home, they still feel Fazbear Entertainment should answer for his injuries.” Something doesn’t sound right here...
The midnight motorist score is heavily affected by where on the screen you end the game. I.E you get a higher score by being near the right edge instead of the left.
Your goal is to prolong the game as long as possible, not end it abruptly. No bonus for hitting things early. Just tried the right-side strategy and consistently scored around 150 points less than left-side.
@@djsterf you still gain speed while you are going towards the back so you can stay at the back the entire game only moving up and down and still gain points!!
35:40 "5. Based on this experience, he has developed a debilitating fear of the dark, and anchovies." XD this had me dying. 35:49 "2. He broke one-hundred (100) bones and internal bleeding..." "3. Although he didn't notice his broken bones until he got home..." The human body has 206 bones. So, you're telling me (Dies from laughter), that you didn't notice you missing (XD) almost half your bones until you got home. XD I can't. This is too good. 1:08:06 God damn these lawsuits are too good. "4.... ...he left, and took his pizza" "5. He later said he was too upset to eat it" "6. He threw it away. *WHAT A WASTE* "
How did you not know I get sued all the time to the point where I make random videos to where I have no money. I should have to blacklisted certificates in real life lol
That Ball Pit thing that Helpy can fish in, you get Music Man for free with your 10th token Edit: back when this comment was made Ultimate Custom Night wasn't out so I called Helpy Funtime Freddy. It's been corrected.
Small tip to add on: Try and die Everytime you salvage something. If you lose the salvage and something is loose in your pizzarea, that could become a liability hazzard.
You can get the bankruptcy certificate by going in on day one in buying nothing just buying nothing on day 1 do the stuff you need to do in the office and then for some reason you get lawsuits and then you go bankrupt
dont do anything that gives you fazrep.to make sure you wont get the bankruptcyending instead,just buy the sanitationstation and throw every animatronic out.that way,the chance of enemys spawning is 0 and the likelyness of getting lawsuits is basicly nill too
Imagine: A kid walks into the restaurant, eats some pizza and drinks some fruit punch, gets drunk AND poisoned, somehow gets on the stage, gets punched by Freddy, gets his head banged on several times with cymbals by Music man, then the traffic lights fall on him, then the damn music set blows up, launching the kid straight to Lefty, who instantly punches him across the whole room. The kid lands in the gravity vortex, that starts spinning like crazy. Kid gets severe explosive diarrhea and vomit and all of these... liquids just get all over the walls and the kid (while vomiting and shitting) flies right on the ladders, falls off of them in the ball pit. Now the candy cadet gets to the ball pit, takes the kid out and starts beating the HECK out of him. In the process, Lefty gets covered in... the liquids and joins in on the beating. After a couple of minutes, Lefty dunks the kid right in the basketball hoop. Then the floor cracks and the basketball thing (with the kid inside) falls 50 meters deep in the ground and then the WHOLE STAGE COLLAPSES right in that tiny whole. And explodes.
The first night I got 2 lawsuits both costing 475 to fight, and I ended up going bankrupt, and blacklisted was the last certificate I needed, but if you go bankrupt, you're entire game resets and so does your certificates. Now I have to replay the entire game.
The prize king’s prize ball sound effect was so loud and it just throws itself at your face that I got jumpscared by it instead of being jumpscared by something actually scary also that one like isn’t by me I’m not 5 years old
43:50 my man just got exited outta the game he got jumpscared so hard That was actually really funny but also very terrifying that made me jump almost more so for it just freezing on Lefty's face and no sound almost like Nightmare's jumpscare from FNAF4
This was so much fun to watch after getting back into Pizzeria Simulator. I just discovered your channel but I love your thorough playthroughs. Can’t wait to watch you play the new FNAF games that come out! 💜
in the "insanity certificate by night 1" you ddidnt get that certificate cuz you saw something you werent meant to see you got it cuz you stared at a clown that gives fruit punch for 10 minutes
There's also the glorious moment when the pickles are marked down for 1 dollar and max risk
I had scraptrap sneak in through pickles
Oh no, Molten Freddy’s in the pickles!
Oh no, Lefty's in my pickles!
Warning: pickles may contain
• a robotic death machine
*OH NO THERES A CRYING CHILD IN THE PICKLES*
*BEAT THAT >:D*
Lefty gets salvaged: $5000
Lefty is sold in mint condition: $5
Maybe Henry saw lefty and was like CRAP GIVE ME THAT NOW
I think lefty only sells for 5 because it has something in it, if you salvage it your selling the parts, and not the robot itself
If you buy lefty you won’t be able to salvage him but he will already be in your vents
S T O N K S
You will technically have salvaged it... right?
Alternate title: grown man buys faulty toys to hurt children so he can get lawsuited
Whitegroth W
"If I'm going down I'm bringing this company with me!"
*Proceeds to get sued by 17 individuals and blow company's wallet and public image to pieces*
@@tameronica Bro, the companies image has been destroyed before this lol
Lol
Walter white why did you do this Walter White
How to get the blacklist ending: buy everything that is fun
How to get a lawsuit: get yoinked by the gravity vortex
@@daunt2227 or get kicked by lefty
kirby has appeared hard in the stomach
Get squished by mr hugs and Nedd bear
Lmao true 😂
Imagine a kid going to Prize King and getting 5,000 bucks.
Imagine getting funtime chica
I got 15k from prize king and I was like, how can I recover from this
@@lyraoctavia7518 #hatefortnite
Lyra Does Things you’re wrong.
The kid would spend 10,000 dollars on vbucks because “his” money wasn’t enough, he “had to” get more from mommy and daddy’s credit cards.
@@TheBradBerry549 I would rather not
Imagine breaking 100 bones and not realizing till you got home.
Its just the pizza is that good u dont wanna stop eating it until u gwt home
Lol
"don't forget Saturday, you want them all to be in one place"
DJ sterf: yea, they'll all be in one place, all in the alley
expect lefty
@@megmaitre8501 ok, I’ll be prepared when he comes
Lefty isn’t even seen in the alley when the place burns down.
@@yeetyeet3279 that's what she said ahahahahhahahahahahahahah
Never seen someone be so happy after getting 10 lawsuits.
ture
XD
How many people have you seen get 10 lawsuits?!
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No
36:30 If I had children I would not let them within 300 feet of a building that had that thing inside of it.
Total Destruction it’s called music man
@@HallahKiwi *squashs head with cymbals* KEEP DOWN THE NOISE
I hate music man too
LOL
Music Man stingray
*Puts down funtime chica, witha risk of 0, removing one with a 1*
"Why did my risk go down?..what did I buy??"
*Scrolls past funtime chica showing 0 risk*
"Did i buy something??"
si
@@luisaucedo no
@@dripy5851 si
@@astolbro7183 no
@@dripy5851 si
*replaces Rockstar Bonnie with Funtime Chica*
"How'd my risk go down?"
39:02
I feel like FTChica should have more risk considering she’s a Funtime.
@@genericalias6307 don't wanna make anymore pushes now do we?
OMG HE BOUGHT THE PICKLES
Markiplier would like to know your location
NOT My house
But outside ur window
DaSalamander would like to know your location.
joke OK? Nothing to offense.
You can get pickles by getting Funtime chica , music man , and el chip then buy the lickles
that pizzaria is probably a lot safer than the normal fnafplaces tho.
aside from lefty anyways
FNAF 1
Atmo: 5
Health and safety: 0
Entertainment: 22
Risk: 150
FNAF 2
Atmo: 12
Health and safety: 0
Entertainment: 30
Risk: 220
FNAF 3
Atmo: -50
Health and safety: 0
Entertainment: -10
Risk: 350
FNAF 4
Atmo: -75
Health and safety: 0
Entertainment: -40
Risk: 0 (Nightmares are illusions, basically representing death and the kid is in a hospital. But in a dream)
Too lazy to list more e.e
Not for the staff altough
Fnaf sl
Risk:DIVIDE BY 0
@@PWNDON fnaf 2 should have some health and safety tho since the animatronics had facial recognition to recognize criminals
I got fun time Chica twice in 5 minutes from the prize king. I was in awe!
lol nice
Lucas Rivera Wait, you had two funtime Chicas? What did that do? You normally can only have one of each animatronic.
@@thebiolibrary5572 prob he dint saved, and then he got it agaim
@@thebiolibrary5572 @vlader it literally happens IN THE VIDEO you fucks 1:11:50
@@degurkin chill out, damn
Well getting fired beats burning alive I guess
It's weird that the pre-completion cutscene suggests that you're in the burning building, but then you get an exit speech and a certificate. I ...guess you escaped??
DJ Sterf Horray for happy endings?
lol I guess
DJ Sterf i think you actually burn alive. Those "certificate" and stuff are almost out of the 4th wall. Probably what you were SUPPOSED to see in another establishment in the past that wasn't actually just a trap
I feel like that last cutscene is what your character would've seen if you were just a random person who is rescued (As Henry implies the plan was), but you're Michael and decided to stay there and die.
OMG THIS IS THE GOOD ENDING BECAUSE
1. ANIMATRONICS BURN
2. YOU DONT DIE
3. SOULS ARE FREED
I guess getting Fired is better then getting... Fried... Lmao
It's also the toughest ending of the bunch since it's essentially Boss Mode from Day 3 or 4, lol
Cuz the fire happens while your listening
Than*
XaZa I see what you did there mate...
No one dies, they just get minorly injured and sue for money.
JUMPSCARE LIST:
41:16 (Springtrap)
43:53 (Lefty)
1:02:50 (Molten Freddy)
1:04:05 (Molten Freddy again)
Hyperion 1994 *1:04:05
@@Voltex131 cheers, edited it properly
Hyperion 1994 epic
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I actually jumped on the first jumscare
Man helpy should be a basketball player
Kobe Bryant
ThisIsBen so funny. Did you hear anyone laugh?
@@viljamieinonen7351 yes I did
Perune123 wow that’s so funny hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
ThatOneGamer Weeb vituttaako
56:59 uh oh, something might be hiding in the floor!
😆 LoL 😆
69TH LIKE!!!
You clearly can't see molten freddy hiding under a pile of confetti
@@dooter4941 wdym
@@dooter4941 where
I like how he knows to say it closed, not it crashed because anytime a Scott cawthin game closes, it is NEVERTHELESS intentional. Unless your wifi sucks of course
This one seems on purpose ('Get out' -- then game closes instantly). If the action is 'Exit game', I'd call that a close instead of a crash.
I just love it when I’m playing fnaf and my game crashes in the middle of night three for no reason!
This didnt age well
This definitely didnt aged well
Unless it is security breach of course
Oh... excuse me... Something may be hiding in the novelty traffic light?
(51:15)
You know the confetti floor? Something may be hiding in it on my game... the gumball machine too LOL
*light turns red*
*large animatronic bear bursts out from the top*
*animatronic and children scream noises*
I'm a buy a jar of pickles. OH NO! A LARGE ANIMATRONIC BEAR JUMPED OUT THE JAR OF PICKLES!
A rotten pickle was biding inside. Everybody was terrified and no one came back in this cursed place.
R34P3R 1231 your profile picture suits your comment so well oh my Lord Gwyn-
I literally just noticed that when you make a shot in the basketball minigame, "100" appears over the hoop but you only get 25 points.
lol yeah, it's a bug
I feel disappointed that I didn't turn this into a "visible confusion" meme.
imagine you’re some kid playing fruit maze over and over again until you just see a whole bunch of dead kittens
"He developed a fear of the dark,and anchovies". (56:31)
10 lawsuits.
One happie boi
I got 11
@@ustadnasirkhan8087 Nice
This shouldn't even happen since I actually had a marked down lefty in the shop. The condition was good and costed $2.
TheAmazingGamer pffffffft! That’s crazy! As crazy as Scott when he made a sequel to a game he doesn’t like!
@@thebiolibrary5572 ?
GameCityGaming for some reason Scott updated FNaF World with a huge update.
@@thebiolibrary5572 you can have ideas to fix a thing you don't like and make it better for yourself.
There is a benevolent robot inside your benevolent robot
“He broke 100 bones... although he didn’t notice his broken bones until he got home, they still feel Fazbear Entertainment should answer for his injuries.”
Something doesn’t sound right here...
When you notice the basketball mini game displays the number "100" when you score but you only gain 25 points :I
@@robolink8777 look at the basketball mini game, when he scores it says "100 points", but he only really gets 25 points
You earn 100 points, but 100 points equals 25 fat-rating points I guess.
@@axiesem POINT IS POINT
@@robolink8777 I think you may need to learn to read again?
Imagine doing this and getting the good ending instead of getting blacklisted
Good-List
Qbot no.
Pickle Rick dude you’re the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
The midnight motorist score is heavily affected by where on the screen you end the game. I.E you get a higher score by being near the right edge instead of the left.
Your goal is to prolong the game as long as possible, not end it abruptly. No bonus for hitting things early. Just tried the right-side strategy and consistently scored around 150 points less than left-side.
DJ Sterf cool! I tried it myself and thought for sure that I got more points for ending it on the right side. Guess it was just my computer.
bro just have your resolution set to **W I D E** for maximum prolonging
@@djsterf you still gain speed while you are going towards the back so you can stay at the back the entire game only moving up and down and still gain points!!
I've never seen someone actually TRY and get lawsuits in this game.
Well that’s how you get the blacklisted ending so
35:40
"5. Based on this experience, he has developed a debilitating fear of the dark, and anchovies."
XD this had me dying.
35:49
"2. He broke one-hundred (100) bones and internal bleeding..."
"3. Although he didn't notice his broken bones until he got home..."
The human body has 206 bones. So, you're telling me (Dies from laughter), that you didn't notice you missing (XD) almost half your bones until you got home. XD I can't. This is too good.
1:08:06
God damn these lawsuits are too good.
"4.... ...he left, and took his pizza"
"5. He later said he was too upset to eat it"
"6. He threw it away. *WHAT A WASTE* "
Casually missing all of your limbs without noticing
What a waste of a pizza
Kid with CIPA, perhaps? Lol
Kids are idiots sometimes 😜
:/
"Mommy, look what I got from the Prize King!"
_Literally has a 7' chicken robot standing beside him_
"I don't want Health and Safety"
Announcer: "Remember: You want them *all* at one place."
Me: "Yeah that's why I'm throwing them away."
XD
Yay! Finally a Blacklisted Playthrough! I've been so curious at how to pull that off.
Cinnamon Sugar Courtney just get so sued you run out of money,
How did you not know I get sued all the time to the point where I make random videos to where I have no money. I should have to blacklisted certificates in real life lol
@@thebiolibrary5572 you prob won’t respond but that’s how you get the Bankruptcy ending
Marked down item at terrible quality:*exists*
DJ Sterf: I'll take your entire stock.
43:53 lefty is like "BAH-please restart your computer"
I like how almost the entire game he holds off buying the gravitron
Love how Pickels is "Happiness +1" ❤️😂
Yes :)
Life + pickles = happiness
Basic maths
this is like the action park of indoor fun zones
darkly the demon nah it’s way worse
The fact that I can understand what this means makes me feel proud
Me on the first night with 1 risk: 900 dollar law suit
Him with 17 risk: perfectly safe
That Ball Pit thing that Helpy can fish in, you get Music Man for free with your 10th token
Edit: back when this comment was made Ultimate Custom Night wasn't out so I called Helpy Funtime Freddy. It's been corrected.
Cinnamon Sugar Courtney Thank you for the tip! 🍕😄
Yep. If you're not going for a bunch of Risk and want to get the four badges, that's an excellent way to get Music Man.
DJ Sterf Ohhhhh...good point. Still a great tip I can't wait to try out for myself!
what do you mean with "your 10th token"
Nvm
One of the lawsuits you can get is probably a nod to fnaf 4, it said an animatronic bit a child's head more specifically, his frontal lobe.
Its a reference to the bite of 87, the bute shown in fnaf 4 is the one of 83 (based on the theory i belive)
1:09:39
Atmosphere 56
Risk 56
Perfect balanced
As all things should be
i think prize kings winnings odds are tied to your risk level after seeing your 'prize king 50 times' video where you landed 15000 after 15000
Small tip to add on: Try and die Everytime you salvage something. If you lose the salvage and something is loose in your pizzarea, that could become a liability hazzard.
No it's not what
15:40 had me screaming "DUDE MR HUGS HAS LIABILITY PUT HIM UP
Edit: I realize he was already up and i'm a [redacted due to profanity/slurs]
redemption
Eat Mr hugs
You can get the bankruptcy certificate by going in on day one in buying nothing
just buying nothing on day 1 do the stuff you need to do in the office and then for some reason you get lawsuits and then you go bankrupt
"my kid was too stupid to walk!"
Then how do you get lazy ending
dont do anything that gives you fazrep.to make sure you wont get the bankruptcyending instead,just buy the sanitationstation and throw every animatronic out.that way,the chance of enemys spawning is 0 and the likelyness of getting lawsuits is basicly nill too
LPFan wouldn’t putting it down give fazrep
Spripperman it seems it doesnt
35:50 he didn’t notice 1/3 of his bones were broken until he got home. Must’ve had fun
More likely, his parents broke them in order to cash in on the "lawsuits against Freddie's" craze.
"Very little processing required" xD
Recording at 4k is the thing that's intensive, not the game :P
Me over here jamming out to the midnight modernist game music
Reminds me of Muffet's Theme
DJ Sterf from uundertale? XD
"Midnight modernist"
Lol
Lemme help you *motorist
I love how at 1:14:50 scraptrap is just interrupted mid sentence because of the logoff
When even the Freddy reps say your a liability to them you know you're doing something wrong/right/idk
It's so cathartic to watch someone buy all the max shitty items and turn the restaurant into a metallic death trap likely worse than the office
WELCOME TO DJ STERF'S PIZZERIA! ONE OF THE MOST DEADLIEST PIZZERIA ON THE PLANET!
Where is said pizzeria? I gotta make it look like murder.
*Spider-Man 2 pizza song plays*
More like one of the deadliest *places* on earth
Maybe even THE deadliest
Yeah, nope there are law suits on the first night and I went fricken bankrupt... I guess the game didn't want me to play anymore.😂😭
I love how making the basketball says you get 100 points but the point counter itself increases by 25
breaking a hundred bones and suffered from enternal bleeding? Man I feel so bad now.
Imagine:
A kid walks into the restaurant, eats some pizza and drinks some fruit punch, gets drunk AND poisoned, somehow gets on the stage, gets punched by Freddy, gets his head banged on several times with cymbals by Music man, then the traffic lights fall on him, then the damn music set blows up, launching the kid straight to Lefty, who instantly punches him across the whole room. The kid lands in the gravity vortex, that starts spinning like crazy. Kid gets severe explosive diarrhea and vomit and all of these... liquids just get all over the walls and the kid (while vomiting and shitting) flies right on the ladders, falls off of them in the ball pit. Now the candy cadet gets to the ball pit, takes the kid out and starts beating the HECK out of him. In the process, Lefty gets covered in... the liquids and joins in on the beating. After a couple of minutes, Lefty dunks the kid right in the basketball hoop. Then the floor cracks and the basketball thing (with the kid inside) falls 50 meters deep in the ground and then the WHOLE STAGE COLLAPSES right in that tiny whole. And explodes.
Maybe that's how that one kid got 100 broken bones
i didint even knew it was that hard to get blacklisted
It is pretty hard it is like 20 mode
Him: gets one lawsuit night 3 with 30+ risk
Me: gets frickin 17 first night because I bought a ballpit
The first night I got 2 lawsuits both costing 475 to fight, and I ended up going bankrupt, and blacklisted was the last certificate I needed, but if you go bankrupt, you're entire game resets and so does your certificates. Now I have to replay the entire game.
I love how passive aggressive the guy at the end it
“Criminally negligent” is said in the most clam way
The prize king’s prize ball sound effect was so loud and it just throws itself at your face that I got jumpscared by it instead of being jumpscared by something actually scary
also that one like isn’t by me I’m not 5 years old
I wish I would've seen the description before getting scared as hell by springtrap and spilling pepsi all over my shirt
Watched this whole thing while doing my chemistry homework aack! Your videos are an absolute savior for online schooling
Imagine diving in the ball pit tower and music man just comes up
I love that freddy plush behind you 😂
When i was doing this i got an lefty with a terrible item condition,the liability risk didn't changed though,but it was fun XD i have a capture of it
yeah XD
Buy it for 5$- 9 Risk
Buy it for 1$ - Same Risk
*L O G I C*
the moment when the itemcondition doesnt matter
But it for one dollar
There was a Molten Freddy hiding inside!
@@hastangz Buy it for 0$ - 0 Risk
*E R R*
Sterf,open the jar. You wont regret it,the payoff is huge.
*jar is opened*
I’M PICKLE RICK
43:50 my man just got exited outta the game he got jumpscared so hard
That was actually really funny but also very terrifying that made me jump almost more so for it just freezing on Lefty's face and no sound almost like Nightmare's jumpscare from FNAF4
This was so much fun to watch after getting back into Pizzeria Simulator. I just discovered your channel but I love your thorough playthroughs. Can’t wait to watch you play the new FNAF games that come out! 💜
I was pondering watching an hour long video from a guy I've only seen one video of before but here I am
Alternative title: “strange man with beard forces small bear to shoot 3s for an hour”
How to get blacklisted cretificate: be the best friend of liability risk
Imagen candy cadet told you one of his insane stories without thought that the place was going to burn in his story
2022.... the line "I don't want health and safety." Has not aged well.
I'd say since his goals are to get sued as much as he can, I would say it aged pretty good
41:09 DJ Sterf is killed in a video game for the first time (2017)
He died in an other video too ?😯
in the "insanity certificate by night 1"
you ddidnt get that certificate cuz you saw something you werent meant to see
you got it cuz you stared at a clown that gives fruit punch for 10 minutes
Scraptrap: I Always Come Back
Fire: I going to end this hole mans career
And he's back again in SB..
prize king just screams:
*HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD*
35:30 no one hes ever been happier for 3 lawsuits
This guy is a legend
Ik
FNaF6 is something for itself!
43:53
Best jumpscare sound I’ve ever heard in my entire life! 🤣🤣
31:57 he just went and didnt use sponsorship Button that was right there *boi*
I know this was made 4 years ago. But your Freddy Fazbear Plushy is adorable!
I can't stop watching these vids. It's not often I watch hour long videos.
Everyone gangsta until DJ Serf becomes the man behind the slaughter
Anyone else hear ""burger elefant" every time on the basketball minigame?
Oh yeah! You're the god who is currently beating the shit out of the Ultimate Custom Night! I know you!
Wow I found another fellow narwhal :3
I’m so used to the car game sound track lol
43:56 JUMPSC-*ding*. XD
35:28
Game: We're so disappointed in you. How could you get 3 lawsuits
Him: Yes!!
At the end of the first day (Monday) I got a lawsuit and I didn’t even have Lefty or that much risk!
43:52 lefty jumpscared you so hard your game crashed
I like how he sounds so happy about getting a lawsuit.
I forgot just how fckin scary Pizzeria Simulator is...
DJ Sterf for the Salvage part, you don't have to fill it out then press Throw it back in alley
(Salvaging is Easy tho)
I would guess the idea is throwing them out increases the chance to get marked downs.
Salvaging increases risk because it makes the animatronics able to move around the pizzeria.