usami's gyaku-totsu prank on kuzuha | Nijisanji eng subs

#オリエンス1周年
thank you to the people who explained to me what "生々しい(namanamashii)" means!!
(evxion and mocagami on twitter, anonymous marshmallow message)
Original stream: ruclips.net/user/livedlmkPXsY... (2:03:25~)
Usami Rito: ‪@UsamiRito‬
Kuzuha: ‪@Kuzuha‬
[The Usami-Kuzuha series]
(KuroNan episode 1)相○食堂！？くろのわが新人の配信をツッコミまくる！
→ • 相○食堂！？くろのわが新人の配信をツッコミま...
(Subbed version) kanae and kuzuha's recommended livers(and checking out newcomers) | Nijisanji eng subs
→ • kanae and kuzuha's rec...
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(KuroNan episode 2)【Oriens襲来】くろのわが気になっていた新人のお悩み聞いてみた！
→ • 【Oriens襲来】くろのわが気になっていた...
(Subbed version) chronoir solves new livers' worries | Nijisanji eng subs
→ • chronoir solves new li...
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(KuroNan episode 3)この男予測不能！宇佐美リト王開催でくろのわ大困惑
→ • この男予測不能！宇佐美リト王開催でくろのわ大...
(Subbed version) usami's interview and chronoir guessing his answers | Nijisanji eng subs
→ • usami's interview and ...
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(Egg tart, 1:10:27~) 【ストリートファイター6】にじさんじ対戦会に参加するぞ！ボンバ～～！！！【宇佐美リト/にじさんじ】
→ ruclips.net/user/liveUn4iMFHn...
Chapters:
0:00 Start
1:05 Money
1:28 Zuuha
1:55 Recap of Usami and Kuzuha's relationship
3:10 Eating
4:28 Reveal
5:55 Egg tart
6:41 Final challenge
Feel free to correct me if you see any mistakes!
もし間違えていたら遠慮なく直して下さい！
Marshmallow(for clip requests!): marshmallow-qa.com/sleepyslee...
Twitter(short clips!): / sleepysleepynya

[@missgurr]

the way “zuuha” wasnt even out of character for usami because he really does like to give kzh nicknames 😭😭

[@user-se6bv6ld1p]

the way kzh said "machine gun" WWWWW usami talks non stop to cover "Zuuha" 😂

[@TheXDayDreamerx]

Their interactions are truly the best, their dynamic is just hilarious. I can't believe Kuzuha actually approved the new nickname (though maybe unknown to him, that many people already call him that...) LMAO.
Usami not only remembering that Kuzuha was munching on egg tart, but his exact response from back then, is actually very sweet. This soon-to-be closer friends relationship is very teetee in their own unique way.

[@rinarinspace]

I love this duo sm 😭 Usami always getting away with all those nicknames too lmao

[@SiLENTmasque]

how is usami so funny what a guy. WHAT A GUY. thank u for the lord's work once again i hope we continue to see usami & zuuha's relationship thrive

[@comfynihilist]

i wheezed so hard i feel like i busted both my lungs
usami - kuzuha interactions will never fail to be hilarious
4:00 oh my god the way he attempted an uno reverse gaslighting tactic LMAOO

[@iamelevin6432]

Thank you thank you!!!!🫰
This whole segment is gold. Usami's panic at the last part. And I didnr expect Kzu will give up and let him call Zuuha!! Its like winning a lottery!! 🍀
Ps.
Kzu there are actually tons of people who calls you Zuuha but only Rito getaway with it saying in public😆

[@jimjoom9700]

The egg tart part is so cute somehow 🥺 Kuzuha is really a cutiepieee~~

[@Random-rl8ln]

this was such a hilarious clip plsss my cheeks hurt so bad, this duo will never not leave me in tears from laughter 😭😭😭 thank you again for the clip!!!

[@rockjin2749]

man, they're so funny i can't 😭😭😭

[@canmei]

AAAA its so cute to see kzh getting along w his kouhais i love how he gets pulled along by usm's chaotic energy 😭😭
thanks for tl as always!!! ❤

[@ellie401]

I know i can trust this channel. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I'VE BEEN WAITING

[@yerisbritishaccent8327]

youre always so fast at subbing things omg i aspire to be like you 😭

[@leannezzers]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I was laughing the whole time 😭
Everything was so smooth and natural all the way to the panicked end “staff-san hang up!!!!”
Hope they become good friends o/
Kuzuha is often eating egg tarts hehe

[@rendiggietydog]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS CLIP I DIED LAUGHING
and your translations are so amazing they emphasised all the funny parts so i completely understood what was going on the whole time, and adding in the flashbacks to chronoir was AWESOME
THANK YOU FOR UR HIGH QUALITY CLIPS ALWAYS

[@caffeweine]

THANK YOU FOREVER

[@maiyu1145]

I love them sm man

[@nyankop7]

my stomach hurts 😭😭

[@tabrakan]

OMG ITS BEEN A YEAR ALREADY???

[@user-pk8om8kb6v]

😭😭

[@Zuuha1110]

Huhu I don't really understand the sentence "It was squirming the day after tomorrow" can someone explain?

[@sleepysleepynya]

i’m not so sure, but i think the point of the challenge is that the sentence doesn’t make much sense!! (?)

[@amirulfitri305]

​@@sleepysleepynyayeah.. japanese variety show already do that.. put in some irrelevance word in a conversation

[@shinisnotonfire]

i _think_ the point was to say something nonsensical that vaguely resembles "thank you very much" in pronunciation and hope the other party doesn't notice but don't quote me on that