Everyone complains about there being too many sword characters, but no one ever brings up the over-abundance of characters that could kill you in five seconds with their bare hands.
"I could kill you in five seconds, with me bare hands" and "I flip you over my shoulder and stab you" are the greatest lines in this video, but "GET OFF ME! THAT'S MY EAR" BEATS THEM BOTH
@@eliteshinx8884 The "That's my ear" is a joke about Mike Tyson who I believed bit off someone's ear in a fight, and Little Mac has fought Mike Tyson. I don't know where the original clips come from tho
“You come to kill me and I go for me knife…” “I flip you over me shoulder and stab you…” “Trained I am, Commando!” and “I could kill you in five seconds with me bare hands…” are all from the same poem, “Train to Hull”
And to further add to it for those who really done know, Little Mac first debuted in Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Where the final, and hardest fighter, was Mike Tyson.
By far, BY FAR the best one of these that I’ve seen. I could not believe the variety of clips and how well some of them fit. Truly the new standard in “Micheal Rosen Describes ________” memes
How have so little people seen this!? (Hope this ages poorly) Literally, this is one continuous, constantly funny joke. My favourite was probably the one about Peach, since it caught me off guard so much XD Edit: Hooray for it aging poorly :D
Video of the year award i adored every second, and I kept laughing at the repeated 2 or 3 clips for the sword fighters. Amazing vid, like earned with flying colours! =)
My mains: "Hey...you could freeze a fart" "That's a jellyfish, Anna! It's gonna sting me! I wanna go back" "I could kill you in 5 seconds with me bare hands"
I love that this is actually a variety of his lines, and not just “Really good.” *click* “Noice.” “A bit rich, but okay.” “Mmmmm, oh yes this is peach syrup again!” “I don’t like it very much.” repeated ad nauseum.
I still can't get over the fact that Michael Rosen has canonically said "I could kill you in five seconds with my bare hands."
You say it as if he was a video game character lmao
He could tho
@2 Bright 4 Me You treat it as if it was a joke. You’ve angered Him. He’s on his way. Be afraid, be very afraid.
me*
that and “you come to kill me and I go for me knife-”
Everyone complains about there being too many sword characters, but no one ever brings up the over-abundance of characters that could kill you in five seconds with their bare hands.
In reality there are actually only 2 types of Smash Bros characters:
1. Stabs you
2. Beats you to death
There's 3, actually.
You forgot the furies.
@@marcodragon4995 3. Gives you 3rd degree burns
How about the ones that, if you took a knife, you could just…
U forgot magic!
The cut off in the "peach syrup" to be just "peach" is absolutely perfect
Ikr
I love it every time he says "I could kill you in five seconds with my bare hands". And it's always accurate as well.
it's always the FG characters LMAO
@@parry3439 and falcon
He could’ve done it for Banjo as well. ‘Bear hands’
except for Lucario. He'd take 5 hours
*me bare hands
the way he so perfectly decribes each character is truly amazing
I am surprised 😆
Except Zelda isn't a Queen
Villager is just “nice”, described it great
This is how you're supposed to do the "Michael Rosen describes" meme, not just recycle a handful of vague opinion sentences
"I could kill you in five seconds, with me bare hands" and "I flip you over my shoulder and stab you" are the greatest lines in this video, but "GET OFF ME! THAT'S MY EAR" BEATS THEM BOTH
Can someone explain this to me? I don’t think I quite get the reference.
@@eliteshinx8884 The "That's my ear" is a joke about Mike Tyson who I believed bit off someone's ear in a fight, and Little Mac has fought Mike Tyson. I don't know where the original clips come from tho
@@flamingphoenix1425 so the clip doesn’t actually reference Little Mac himself?
@@eliteshinx8884 the original Micheal rosen clip or that part of the video?
@@flamingphoenix1425 the part that Michael said in the video
It's amazing how nearly everything Michael Rosen says can describe a character in Smash Bros Ultimate.
This one is beyond perfect.. A masterpiece 🙏🏻
Thank you.
... wonderful
I now realize how many times Michael has talked about killing people.
“You come to kill me and I go for me knife…” “I flip you over me shoulder and stab you…” “Trained I am, Commando!” and “I could kill you in five seconds with me bare hands…” are all from the same poem, “Train to Hull”
A meme being a meme instead of a way to toss opinions around. Brilliant, I love it. Easily one of if not the best one of these I have seen.
Agreed
Yes
Yes. I love that they're actually descriptions and not opinions.
this is one of the ones i have ever seen
Daisy's should've been "This isn't peach" as the only difference between the two are their idle animation.
That’s a great idea!!
2:31 that got WAY too much of a laugh out of me. like, WAY too hard.
That might have been the best one
* inhale *
*MII-*
Mii too
*this is the part where you laugh*
@@SmolivYEAH haha haha FUNNEH
“Ooh this is good this is… PEACH-“
Moral of the story: Micheal could kill you in 5 seconds with his bare hands
That Peach was genius
The " I could kill you in five seconds with my bare hands." is pretty accurate for kazuya.
I'm a kazuya main and I can regularly take a stock in around 7 seconds
Same for Terry mains as well.
3:50 should have been "watch out everybody...the potato is really really really really REALLY hot"
Pyra is the better of the two, and still manages to be terrible, so no
They're both terrible and annoying
Every time he repeats "I could kill you in five seconds with me bare hands" I laugh harder than the last.
you come to kill me i whip out me knife
I lost it on the third one 😂
Man truer words have never been spoken when Michael said
“Mii-“
0:33 is perfect
The most accurate describing the Smash Ultimate roster meme. Also “I could kill you in five seconds with my bare hands.”
If no one understood the Little Mac one, Mike Tyson had an incident where he bit off an opponent's ear during a match.
That’s why it’s my favorite one it’s pretty clever
And to further add to it for those who really done know, Little Mac first debuted in Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Where the final, and hardest fighter, was Mike Tyson.
I love how this is actually describing the characters and not saying that he likes or dislikes these characters. It’s actually funnier that way
"GET OFF ME, THAT'S MY EAR"
I'll never not appreciate the Mike Tyson reference XD
I just keeled over and died of laughter when he said that
By far, BY FAR the best one of these that I’ve seen. I could not believe the variety of clips and how well some of them fit. Truly the new standard in “Micheal Rosen Describes ________” memes
Sonic is the speedy hamburger 1:43
2:25 love this obscure joke :)
I didn't get it even tho I'm a Punch-Out!! fan and a Little Mac main...
@@The_D_ray Reference to Mike Tyson, I believe. Famous for biting an ear off.
It was a genius joke, but it's not obscure. It was a world stopping event.
Obscure to who? Little Mac fought Mike Tyson
the treachery of language
Michael Rosen content truly has ascended
Ryu, Ken, Terry: I could kill you in 5 seconds with me bare hands
Kazuya: I could kill you in 1 second with me bare hands
Incineroar: I could kill you in 5 seconds with my massive furry clawed hands.
Shiek: I could kill in 5 years with anything but me bare hands
@@ApexAethon xD
2:18 droppin bars, spittin flames
2:24 is this a reference to the time mike Tyson bit someone's ear?
Yup!!
@@MattsMovieMadness nice
Best "michael rosen describes" meme i've seen yet
"oh this is very good, this peach!"
You, my friend, have earned a sub
This is the best one. Hands down. You're champion forever.
The Queen of Holland!
Nobody:
Mewtwo: I can hypnotize people
I love how ironically accurate a lot of these are to their gameplay and actual game history.
Especially 0:33
3:57 when sora down smashes a little too hard and has to call time-out
The key’s stuck
New drinking game: Take a shot everytime he says "I could kill you in 5 seconds with me bare hands"
Every other characters: *enthusiastic*
Mii: *mii*
I was holding my laughter throughout this whole thing, but when it came to the Pac-Man part, I burst out laughing!
(2:34 if anyone wants to see)
"to be fair if sonic was a burger he would be fast"
I mean sonic drive in
3:10 is absolutely perfect
I’m glad this isn’t baised so that way everyone can enjoy this video equally even if you’re least favourite character is someone’s favourite #respect
You’re right
except villager...
Especially since I'm a Corrin main, and a male Corrin user
Baised
Me: passes my dog some food
My dog: 2:34
Jigglypuff's was perfect. I love what you did for the Miis.
gotta give you props, I laughed out loud pretty hard at
".......ME"
"If I take a knife, I could just..."
1:54 why is this so accurate (for people who don't know, in Pikmin 2 you can explore caves)
He never climbs them though
@@prestonandtom9337 well he does blast up them via geysers.
@@espinas5981 traveling upwards = climbing I guess.
I think this might be the best one of these ever.
You sir, have won
Absolutely brilliant
Peach, Mewtwo, Mii and Ridley got me good
I’m glad that somebody finally got my Ridley joke lol
3:29 A missed opportunity for “I could kill you in 5 seconds, with me bear-“
Thank you SO much for not just reusing the same 5 or so quotes over and over again. This was so so good.
Those video bug me so much lol
@@MattsMovieMadness Same! Thank you for going above and beyond the call of duty! 👏
Okay the mii one got me
Same I burst out laughing, it's so silly but so perfect
Amazing. This is how Michael Rosen Describes should be done. Fantastic. Nice.
This is immensely underrated. This is perfect
Amazing! These are so much better than the ones just using the 'nice' and 'peach syrup' ones over and over
I like how “I flip you over me shoulder and stab ya” is used to show how similar the FE characters are
He used it for all the speedy FE characters that have counters, because Ike is a heavy boy, Robin is MAGJICK, and Byleth is too weird.
Brruuuhhh the one with Simon and Richter! Looks like he was genuinely talking about Castlevania! 😭😭😂
How have so little people seen this!? (Hope this ages poorly)
Literally, this is one continuous, constantly funny joke. My favourite was probably the one about Peach, since it caught me off guard so much XD
Edit: Hooray for it aging poorly :D
Thank you
Video of the year award i adored every second, and I kept laughing at the repeated 2 or 3 clips for the sword fighters. Amazing vid, like earned with flying colours! =)
Glad you enjoyed it!
Perhaps the most unique Rosen video.
2:32 perfect
0:14 Kirby + Rosen = INHALE
It’s nice to see a video meme of Michael Rosen that doesn’t overuse the peach syrup, the cherry on the top and the nice.
How he described my mains:
“**Blows out fire**”
“I could kill you in 5 seconds with my bare hands.”
“Solomon the Cat”
Bowser, Incineroar, and half the roster
My mains:
"Hey...you could freeze a fart"
"That's a jellyfish, Anna! It's gonna sting me! I wanna go back"
"I could kill you in 5 seconds with me bare hands"
@@WhoTookSaltyCabbage no way it's the guy who made one winged kong
Olimar part was perfect and spot on
Brawl ZSS is still my favourite design of all her iterations
2:58 Based
One of the best out there!
UNDERATED MASTERPEICE!!!
I love that this is actually a variety of his lines, and not just
“Really good.”
*click* “Noice.”
“A bit rich, but okay.”
“Mmmmm, oh yes this is peach syrup again!”
“I don’t like it very much.”
repeated ad nauseum.
The moral of the story is a lot of characters can kill you with their bare hands and knives
I love when memes make it to some of my all time fav franchises!
The subtle Mike Tyson joke with the ear comment on Little Mac absolutely made this video 😂😂
"What are u able to build with your blocks" the most accurate minecraft description
Love how kirby is just him inhaling
I almost choked at how accurate the Steve one was
Kirby and Ness were my favs, had me rolling XD
My mom: Whacha laughin at?
Me: nothin
Also me: *thinkin bout **2:32*
**M E**
i'm in awe at how consistently hilarious this is throughout.
I appreciate that you dug through some footage instead of pulling the same 5 clips everyone does lol. These are great.
1:19 2:58 humans may be constantly fighting amongst each other and having wars but i think we can all unite just this once on this
I love this
*Popping sound*
Nice!
That mike tyson reference for little mac was way too deep man !
"You could freeze a fart" and "Down behind the dustbin i met a dog called Wayne" made me laugh.
Kirby: "I could kill you in 2 seconds with me bare mouth"
every single one is perfect
that Kirby one tho 💀💀
"You come to kill me, and I go for me knife" -Metaknight when Susie is attempting to robotize him
The legend is still alive!'
Just that "Me" for the mii fighters is great
Is the world of Disney doomed if the Keyblade is stuck?
Michael Rosen is the best thing to have happened for memes since the invention of memes.
These are too perfect 🤣
Lucas, Wii Fit Trainer, Little Mac and Steve were the best imo
I appreciate that the characters who happen to have swords weren't the only ones who shared quotes.
That's... Perfect !
"I could kill you in five seconds with me bare hands"
*Yep that's Kazuya Mishima alright*
The way how he LITERALLY described jiggs caught me totally off guard
Old Grey Face, the Wolf. Fuck me this is a good video.