On the topic of being at the mall, I would rather be there with Maul than Grievous because the latter is batshit insane while I would personally enjoy debating philosophy with Maul while browsing the board game store.
I'd choose neither. I am a swordsman myself. And here is a trick: Grievous is mostly a machine. I can never believe he could beat a Jedi, but I am no Jedi and not even a Force User. As hard as fast as I can hit, he will hit harder and faster. I am fucked. Maul is (formerly) a Sith Lord with his skills still intact. So it's literally "pick your poison". And I choose a cup of tea.
Reasons making Rey a Skywalker was Disney’s worst storytelling decision: 1. All Skywalker Jedi must lose their right hand in their second film 2. All Skywalkers must dislike the desert planet they were raised on 3. All Skywalkers must have some semblance of training from a Jedi Master. 4. All Skywalkers must be good characters 5. Rise of Skywalker was about accepting who you are and striving to be more than your blood so by that logic, Rey should’ve said she’s Rey Palpatine, finally knowing her place in the galaxy and accepting that she’s more than her grandfather.
Not to disagree with this, but I think #2 was implied (could be wrong). Still don't know why she's living on Tatooine now. Maybe some subtle hint of a 4th Skywalker? Beats me.
If Luke was the only Jedi, he was a Jedi Master... same with Leia later. Personally, I think, in ascending order of coolness, she could have gone with Palpatine, Solo, Organa, or from Nowhere, all would have been cooler, but that's between her and Anakin and Luke's Force ghosts. And the music in the background was cool
Looking at Rey: She shouldn't have been learning the force, she should have been an older wiser character... She coulda been Ahsoka and the story would have made more sense. She learned the force faster than literal space Jesus, and space Jesus... She shoulda took on the Solo name. The solo family are the people she interacted with as family.
1:46 'I sense great fear in you Skywalker. You have hate...you have anger...but you don't u-GLARK!' 'You have done well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to beGLERRRGH!' 'Anakin, have you lost your mind? Why would you kill ChancellARRRRGH!' 'Well, this simplifies matters.'
Sequels created more plot holes than they filled. If Rey could heal Kylo from a lightsaber stab why couldn’t Obi Wan heal Qui Gon, why couldn’t Anakin heal Padme (when she never needed it if he never turned), why couldn’t Like heal Vader, why couldn’t Anakin or Mace heal the other Jedi in the Chancellors office. I could go on. Also how tf did she just learn how randomly, nobody ever taught her but she just knew
It may have been a forgotten technique, with the only record of it being "the sacred texts" of which we know Rey took one, so as far as anakin or Obi-Wan never using it it could simply be that they just strait up didn't know it. Also, there is a difference a gash & a stabwound and strait up being burned alive.
The Lighting and Fall from the building didn't kill Master Windu. It was the sudden stop at the bottom because Windu had one hand was alive after the electricity so he could have used the force survive the fall. "Change my mind"
@user-io7fp5jv5i imagine you just flying around then one of the strongest jedi ever falls from the chancellor office and splits on your speeder which then plummets because of it.
7:30, I blame Kotor 2 for my warped opinion on what can and can't kill a sith. That game had a character that was literally too angry to die as his body was being held together by his own darkside power. If this meme is is referencing Reva, she's not a very powerful Inquisitor. She isn't even a sith and her power level doesn't come close to actual sith so maybe that's the canon reason. Using the darkside to keep yourself alive is power that is really only attainable by extremely powerful force users or extremely devoted darkside users. It requires much more devotion to the darkside than simple darkside power usage and is part of the reason I believe Vader stayed devoted to Palpatine up until the last minute. It's also that you have to have a lot of fan support for the character in Maul's case. Especially since in EP. 1 it was established that a Torso stab will kill, RIP Qui Gon.
@@CollinRezac maybe, or maybe not. I'm not a jedi, and I honestly prefer the separatists over the republic. That being said, if I'm a separatist, then he probably be protecting me instead of trying to kill me.
9:51 Remember Clone Wars serise when Ventress holds up one the arc troopers on her lightsaber in the Kamino episodei believe? Yes you might remember the scene im on about? Yeah that would be the same. She wouldn't have had time to give him a kiss because he would have slipped down and been halfway chopped innhalf as soon as she finished running him through.
7:49 Allow me to change your mind, sir. As we see in the second season of The Bad Batch, clones were starting to question the Empire's actions. It was a matter of time before they realized the Empire is corrupt, which would make the imperial army fall to pieces from the inside. Even though there would be the clones who wiuld follow the Emperor without questioning, like Dogma followed Krell, the vast majority like Cody and Howzer would start a revolution or quit soon or later. That's why Palpatine switched to the Stormtroopers. Soldiers who volunteered to serve the Empire, henceforth, that believe the Empire is correct and are less likely to go against it. (Oh, but Palpatine could educate new clones to see the Empire as the good guys) Yes, that's correct. However, thus would take time because, to reeducate clones to that level, they have to be at a very young age. Until then, Palpatine would have no choice but to stick to the clones that were already part of his army, which was too big of a risk. And even if he manages to reeducate the young clones, the influence of all of their hundreds of millions older brothers would make the reeducation a lot harder if not almost impossible.
Grievous, I'm not a Jedi - nor a valid military target for Grievous. Plus, if I play my cards right I could admire the greatest collection in the galaxy.
@@hyper1-k6f You more likely to survive with Grievous. Grievous has 130 (+54,000 from ship) onscreen kills, and I believe outside of Jedi, only 3 of those were civilians, 2 explicitly ordered to be killed by count Dooku, 1 because they kept disrespecting grievous. Grievous hated Jedi, but so long as you don't try to piss him off, chances are he won't see you as a target. Maul has about 100 (+7500 from ship) proven kills, and about 10-30 of those are civilian kills. Some intended to attract Obi-wan, others intended to hide he was there.
@@D_U_N_E like you said maul would look for kenobi for 2 days then start using civilians Grievous kills People for being Slightly anoying or just existing on a planet he is on
@@hyper1-k6f Not just slightly annoying, the droid broker kept pushing after a verbal warning. The droid deaths are the only consistent "annoyed" kills, but Grievous also hates his droids. Grievous is a general that can be expected to have conquered multiple planets, and I don't believe we have stories of Grievous arbitrarily slaughtering civilians - which would be mentioned if he had. The consistent topic is Jedi deaths. Maul on the other hand does. Unless you are a part of a grander plan, if you meet Maul, you have a much higher probability of being stabbed to protect his security.
1:32 The fact that he killed a bunch of kids earlier probably made it a little easier...😐 8:24 They think they so smarty. They think they brains so big.😉 13:55 Thank you, Steven.😊 21:45 Yeah...pretty much every part of that was wrong.😏
The Jedi were not good guys. It doesn't matter what propaganda you spout or what points you bring up because in the end they took infants from the parents and home separating them permanently and then war or no war at one point they will force that child into a situation where they are forced to kill people Child soldiers are not ok nor would a good group of people ever use them. The Jedi had to fight to the death at points during their lives and the children are forced into that life. So if you want to claim the Jedi are good just imagine how it would be to be forced into a life of servitude, violence, poverty, and you are most likely going to have to kill people.
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On the topic of being at the mall, I would rather be there with Maul than Grievous because the latter is batshit insane while I would personally enjoy debating philosophy with Maul while browsing the board game store.
if it was at night we would have the joy of making "dark mall" puns.
I'd choose neither.
I am a swordsman myself. And here is a trick: Grievous is mostly a machine. I can never believe he could beat a Jedi, but I am no Jedi and not even a Force User. As hard as fast as I can hit, he will hit harder and faster. I am fucked.
Maul is (formerly) a Sith Lord with his skills still intact.
So it's literally "pick your poison". And I choose a cup of tea.
8:12 I don't remember that Naboo exploded 5 minutes after Maul was defeated
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8:21 the difference is that palpatine was in the death star that blew up right after. Naboo didnt explode
Sidious didn’t just survive the pit, he survived the explosion too
I do not like sand
I am dead because I like sand
I also do not like sand.
The sand is a trap
Demonstrate
It’s coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere
Not like here
Reasons making Rey a Skywalker was Disney’s worst storytelling decision:
1. All Skywalker Jedi must lose their right hand in their second film
2. All Skywalkers must dislike the desert planet they were raised on
3. All Skywalkers must have some semblance of training from a Jedi Master.
4. All Skywalkers must be good characters
5. Rise of Skywalker was about accepting who you are and striving to be more than your blood so by that logic, Rey should’ve said she’s Rey Palpatine, finally knowing her place in the galaxy and accepting that she’s more than her grandfather.
Not to disagree with this, but I think #2 was implied (could be wrong). Still don't know why she's living on Tatooine now. Maybe some subtle hint of a 4th Skywalker? Beats me.
I agree with Robert. Plus, SHE NEVER LOST A BATTLE!!! Awful Character Trait!
She grew up on Jakku and we are given the impression in the first film that she dislikes that planet, all the others are correct though
If Luke was the only Jedi, he was a Jedi Master... same with Leia later. Personally, I think, in ascending order of coolness, she could have gone with Palpatine, Solo, Organa, or from Nowhere, all would have been cooler, but that's between her and Anakin and Luke's Force ghosts. And the music in the background was cool
Looking at Rey:
She shouldn't have been learning the force, she should have been an older wiser character... She coulda been Ahsoka and the story would have made more sense.
She learned the force faster than literal space Jesus, and space Jesus...
She shoulda took on the Solo name. The solo family are the people she interacted with as family.
10:51 palps on the alps
The only thing I could think of was the senate on the summit
Palpatine on a mountain.
1:46 'I sense great fear in you Skywalker. You have hate...you have anger...but you don't u-GLARK!'
'You have done well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to beGLERRRGH!'
'Anakin, have you lost your mind? Why would you kill ChancellARRRRGH!'
'Well, this simplifies matters.'
2:54 once you see it, you cant unsee it
You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for darth maul in the hall glaring at you at 3 am while you're trying to sleep
Sequels created more plot holes than they filled. If Rey could heal Kylo from a lightsaber stab why couldn’t Obi Wan heal Qui Gon, why couldn’t Anakin heal Padme (when she never needed it if he never turned), why couldn’t Like heal Vader, why couldn’t Anakin or Mace heal the other Jedi in the Chancellors office. I could go on. Also how tf did she just learn how randomly, nobody ever taught her but she just knew
It may have been a forgotten technique, with the only record of it being "the sacred texts" of which we know Rey took one, so as far as anakin or Obi-Wan never using it it could simply be that they just strait up didn't know it. Also, there is a difference a gash & a stabwound and strait up being burned alive.
Me sitting on a Beach enjoying the sand...
Anakin: From my point of view you evil!
6:11 I expected Qui-Gonn saying « That’s what she said »…..😂
11:22
Padme: Anakin im pregnant
Anakin: he whispers f***, that’s wonderful
2:54 He's right it dose
10:51 is palp on the alp
Bro the thumbnail is freaking wild
17:29 defenatly a "this is where the fun begins" part
painful how true the thumbnail is
The Lighting and Fall from the building didn't kill Master Windu. It was the sudden stop at the bottom because Windu had one hand was alive after the electricity so he could have used the force survive the fall.
"Change my mind"
He could've been hit by a speeder during his fall.
@user-io7fp5jv5i imagine you just flying around then one of the strongest jedi ever falls from the chancellor office and splits on your speeder which then plummets because of it.
Viewers: man RUclips stuff is lame
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17:47 but he would've had proper closure and that Anakin is the difference
7:30, I blame Kotor 2 for my warped opinion on what can and can't kill a sith. That game had a character that was literally too angry to die as his body was being held together by his own darkside power. If this meme is is referencing Reva, she's not a very powerful Inquisitor. She isn't even a sith and her power level doesn't come close to actual sith so maybe that's the canon reason. Using the darkside to keep yourself alive is power that is really only attainable by extremely powerful force users or extremely devoted darkside users. It requires much more devotion to the darkside than simple darkside power usage and is part of the reason I believe Vader stayed devoted to Palpatine up until the last minute. It's also that you have to have a lot of fan support for the character in Maul's case. Especially since in EP. 1 it was established that a Torso stab will kill, RIP Qui Gon.
2:00 Wait a se-
0:55 General Grievous, because he is a fellow collector like me and we'd be shopping buddies!
He'd be a collector of your head.
@@CollinRezac maybe, or maybe not. I'm not a jedi, and I honestly prefer the separatists over the republic. That being said, if I'm a separatist, then he probably be protecting me instead of trying to kill me.
0:20 - 0:44 Yoda would come to regret that.
2:54. legit stood up. turned around and looked... Anakin was right. ngl....
9:51 Remember Clone Wars serise when Ventress holds up one the arc troopers on her lightsaber in the Kamino episodei believe? Yes you might remember the scene im on about? Yeah that would be the same. She wouldn't have had time to give him a kiss because he would have slipped down and been halfway chopped innhalf as soon as she finished running him through.
3:15
Obi-Wan asking himself for strength 2023, colourised.
To be fair they did reveal what palpatine did with the zillo beast in the bad batch.
Really ? I don't remember that. What did he do ?
3:24 Icelandic kids too
1:47 made me stop and think ... I don't like it
7:49 Allow me to change your mind, sir. As we see in the second season of The Bad Batch, clones were starting to question the Empire's actions. It was a matter of time before they realized the Empire is corrupt, which would make the imperial army fall to pieces from the inside. Even though there would be the clones who wiuld follow the Emperor without questioning, like Dogma followed Krell, the vast majority like Cody and Howzer would start a revolution or quit soon or later. That's why Palpatine switched to the Stormtroopers. Soldiers who volunteered to serve the Empire, henceforth, that believe the Empire is correct and are less likely to go against it.
(Oh, but Palpatine could educate new clones to see the Empire as the good guys)
Yes, that's correct. However, thus would take time because, to reeducate clones to that level, they have to be at a very young age. Until then, Palpatine would have no choice but to stick to the clones that were already part of his army, which was too big of a risk. And even if he manages to reeducate the young clones, the influence of all of their hundreds of millions older brothers would make the reeducation a lot harder if not almost impossible.
It’s a master piece
Yeah what happened to the zilo beast?
10:51 Senate on the summit
I know the answer to the apple question💀
21:00
Took me a minute but...
Ooohhh I got it!
20:49 This is dark...
What's 10:51 or 15:46. I feel like an idiot rn
It's palps on the alps.
palpy on mounty
Thanks, anyone understand the second one?
It’s Ani on a Veni i guess. Because of Venator class destroyer
A bit late but I hope it still helps hahaha
6:24 Andy.
3:14
Should actually be: me, give me strength
Grievous, I'm not a Jedi - nor a valid military target for Grievous. Plus, if I play my cards right I could admire the greatest collection in the galaxy.
If you Lucky you have 50/50 chance of surviving encounter with maul
With general grievous 98% chance of dying
@@hyper1-k6f You more likely to survive with Grievous.
Grievous has 130 (+54,000 from ship) onscreen kills, and I believe outside of Jedi, only 3 of those were civilians, 2 explicitly ordered to be killed by count Dooku, 1 because they kept disrespecting grievous.
Grievous hated Jedi, but so long as you don't try to piss him off, chances are he won't see you as a target.
Maul has about 100 (+7500 from ship) proven kills, and about 10-30 of those are civilian kills. Some intended to attract Obi-wan, others intended to hide he was there.
@@D_U_N_E like you said maul would look for kenobi for 2 days then start using civilians
Grievous kills People for being Slightly anoying or just existing on a planet he is on
@@hyper1-k6f Not just slightly annoying, the droid broker kept pushing after a verbal warning.
The droid deaths are the only consistent "annoyed" kills, but Grievous also hates his droids.
Grievous is a general that can be expected to have conquered multiple planets, and I don't believe we have stories of Grievous arbitrarily slaughtering civilians - which would be mentioned if he had. The consistent topic is Jedi deaths.
Maul on the other hand does. Unless you are a part of a grander plan, if you meet Maul, you have a much higher probability of being stabbed to protect his security.
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First also nice video ☺️
7:39 so confused
1:08 You don't know the definition of genocide.
the fucking football meme in the start
14:44 I don't get it...
8:21, that’s what I’ve been screaming
the difference is palpatine fell into a hole of the death star which blew up right after. maul didnt blow up
I don't recall naboo exploding at any point
1:32 The fact that he killed a bunch of kids earlier probably made it a little easier...😐
8:24 They think they so smarty. They think they brains so big.😉
13:55 Thank you, Steven.😊
21:45 Yeah...pretty much every part of that was wrong.😏
I dont understand the first meme What?
Hello there
general kenobi
@@mrpizzach1221 thank you random citizen
You are a bold one..
I like sand
First at 28 seconds
😂😂😂😂😂
The Jedi were not good guys.
It doesn't matter what propaganda you spout or what points you bring up because in the end they took infants from the parents and home separating them permanently and then war or no war at one point they will force that child into a situation where they are forced to kill people
Child soldiers are not ok nor would a good group of people ever use them.
The Jedi had to fight to the death at points during their lives and the children are forced into that life.
So if you want to claim the Jedi are good just imagine how it would be to be forced into a life of servitude, violence, poverty, and you are most likely going to have to kill people.
And the sith are saints?
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Good soldiers follow orders..
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