"I have another job to get to" Why do I get the feeling part 2 of this will start with the exorcist possessed by like 5 demons. She keeps screwing each one up because she's distracted by the demons already possessing her, now she's collecting them like pokemon.
Okay, I love the standalone audios, but seeing that Part 1 in the title makes me happy. Especially when it's writen by Fake herself. I wanna see where this one is going!
Demons? Cool. Exorcists? Neat. A Fake original?! Awesome! I imagined a little Phineas and Ferb moment when the whole young exorcist thing came up. "Aren't you a little young to fight demons?" "Yes. Yes I am." "Fair enough."
Ok I'll admit, a story where a junior exorcist has a demon in their head who can't do much then go "you should steal that baby's candy", and little pranks on the exorcist. While the demon also decides to go "fuck it" and helps the exorcist deal with other demons cause it's funny to em.
Oh hey this was my suggestion cool! This was great! Excited to see that it's a Part 1 too. Also I couldn't stop picturing the bear as the demonic teddy bear from Yugioh Abridged
"BEHOLD, I, SIR BEARINGTON, PRINCE OF THE 4TH CIRCLE OF HELL COMMAND YOU TO ... hey what the ... they send a Junior Exorcist!? Is that all the respect I get?! I mean, I know I'm just possessing a bear but ... come on ..."
I wanted to mention a certain character dynamic, a super powerful creature (Demon/Eldritch being/God) with (mostly) human look, who acts as a mere guard/pet for a normal human, for no other reason than "Just for fun" or "Being fed bodies/souls" or whatever..Cuz I kinda thought that's where this was gonna go..and then I realized chainsaw man exists and now it's not as fun..
I'm a demon of minor tricks and goofs, not one of those malicious asshats. I aim to startle and spook, not scare and terrorize. I'm after little more than a small jump to catch you off guard, anything further is genuinely not planned. The kid seemed to like the teddy bear while i was controlling it though. Wasn't even blood, just red koolaid. Which is arguably more or less evil depending on the flooring.
Fake: Begone foul demon! me, the foul demon: oooOoOOOoo ooky spooky foul demon noises ooooOOOOOOoooooooo okay but in all seriousness this is a really cool idea and i can't wait to see where this goes
I'm not an evil demon, i am really a nice guy, i just get a kick out of scaring people. And thanks for making me stronger i guess, Well i am going to get a nice Burger and Ice Cream you in.
Man i just wanna cause a bunch of minor inconveniences. I'll flick on the lights when you're not home to raise the power bill. I'll leave faucets on and mess with the temprature. Make it cool during fall and winter and hot during summer, only enough to cause minor to significant discomfort, nothing damageing to you. Ill also mess with all your files(if you got any) and mess with organization! Hehhehehehheheheheh
The 3rd one is the definition of *I’M GOING TO CHANGE THE THERMOSTAT TEMPERATURE BY 1 DEGREE ENTIRELY BECAUSE IT ANNOYS YOU!* because…well that is the exact definition.
Im so sorry but your most popular series has made me absolute despise this style of voice because of what character it was attached to. Still will have to listen to this though.
I like to imagine that we are not… “evil”, but just gets laughs out of scaring and/or annoying people and so we just have fun
Guess the demon would either go by Sir Prize or Miss Fortune.
@@nobodyhere7761 clever names lol
Do you know how boring eternity is?
Believe me you too would torment ppl for fun
My roommate is a piece of shit and keeps bringing over exorcists cuz I forgot to do my dishes ONCE.
@@zerox37210sorry to hear that
"I have another job to get to" Why do I get the feeling part 2 of this will start with the exorcist possessed by like 5 demons. She keeps screwing each one up because she's distracted by the demons already possessing her, now she's collecting them like pokemon.
Gotta collect them all 😂
Spoiler alert: No lol
NO
Okay, I love the standalone audios, but seeing that Part 1 in the title makes me happy. Especially when it's writen by Fake herself. I wanna see where this one is going!
Same!
Demons? Cool.
Exorcists? Neat.
A Fake original?! Awesome!
I imagined a little Phineas and Ferb moment when the whole young exorcist thing came up.
"Aren't you a little young to fight demons?"
"Yes. Yes I am."
"Fair enough."
I DEMON-SHMIRTZ WILL TAKE OVER THE THREE REALMS.
A platypus?
PERRY THE DEMON SLAYING PLATYPUS!
@@zerox37210
an exorcist platypus?
*puts on hat*
PERRY THE PLATYPUS
"How do I know you won't give me bad advice?"
Me: You think I want to contend with another demon in here?
Ok I'll admit, a story where a junior exorcist has a demon in their head who can't do much then go "you should steal that baby's candy", and little pranks on the exorcist.
While the demon also decides to go
"fuck it" and helps the exorcist deal with other demons cause it's funny to em.
Like the venom movies
exactly like those-
Calling it now. We’re just lonely. We possessed a toy to be friends with a kid and the creepy things were mostly accidental.
We have the same view
What the Banette?
@@venomgaming7014 banette was a discarded doll that gained a soul all on its own. So no not quite.
Ma'am, if burning didn't stop the demon, I highly doubt a door will. This is why people in horror movies always die 😂
Honestly demon me possessing someone wouldn't even try anything evil I'd just sing all the songs in Hamilton like repeatedly
No, that's evil nothing is wrose than having a song play in your head over and over, it drives people nuts.
@@randomrants148not to mention the fact that it’d probably keep them from getting any sleep
If I were a demon posesing someone I would sing Christmas songs for 10 hrs every day
Sounds less like of a demon and more like a roomate in her head. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Never sick of what you make and can’t wait for more
just got done watching wendigoon's 3 hour FAITH video. how fitting!
M O R T I S
Imagine experiencing a demonic possession, and your first priority is to grab the local paper and start cutting exorcism coupons.
Oh hey this was my suggestion cool! This was great! Excited to see that it's a Part 1 too.
Also I couldn't stop picturing the bear as the demonic teddy bear from Yugioh Abridged
"BEHOLD, I, SIR BEARINGTON, PRINCE OF THE 4TH CIRCLE OF HELL COMMAND YOU TO ... hey what the ... they send a Junior Exorcist!? Is that all the respect I get?! I mean, I know I'm just possessing a bear but ... come on ..."
I wanted to mention a certain character dynamic, a super powerful creature (Demon/Eldritch being/God) with (mostly) human look, who acts as a mere guard/pet for a normal human, for no other reason than "Just for fun" or "Being fed bodies/souls" or whatever..Cuz I kinda thought that's where this was gonna go..and then I realized chainsaw man exists and now it's not as fun..
"Begone demon"
Me: *Starts laughing like crazy* "That's cute, my turn"
Now this will be a fun series if that’s the direction you’re headed.
I'm a demon of minor tricks and goofs, not one of those malicious asshats. I aim to startle and spook, not scare and terrorize. I'm after little more than a small jump to catch you off guard, anything further is genuinely not planned. The kid seemed to like the teddy bear while i was controlling it though. Wasn't even blood, just red koolaid.
Which is arguably more or less evil depending on the flooring.
It amazes me that you can fuck up SO BADLY as an exorcist that you buff the demon
Fake asmr is the best ASMRIST ever
This is great, thanks for the story, well acted
Fake: Begone foul demon!
me, the foul demon: oooOoOOOoo ooky spooky foul demon noises ooooOOOOOOoooooooo
okay but in all seriousness this is a really cool idea and i can't wait to see where this goes
Really creative! And nope, not tired of demons!
"Where are you demon, show yourself!"
*Right Behind You starts playing*
Incredible audio as always fake!
Close enough welcome back sukuna
While I am a little tired of demon auidos. This does sound a little interesting. Great vid as always Fake.
This giving me blue exorcist vibes
Me: well, I can see you’re going to need a little… persuasion *inhale*
Fake: Don’t you dare-
Me: “I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY’S NERVE!”
It’s a strange coincidence that I’m also watching a video essay on Faith: The Unholy Trinity in another tab when this went up
may i make the assumption thats its the wendigoon video?
@@gorgonitefire4418indeed
M O R T I S
@@MrLeedlesProductions M O R B I U S
"There is nothing to worry about" She said, with confidence in her voice
But she was wrong...
Love the videos! This one brought a smile to my face when not alot of things have.
Teddy bear say KILL MAIN BURN chaos will consume you blood for the blood god
Sounds like this is going to be a fun series
I know you said none of the demon gf stories are linked but this could totally be the beginning of one or all of them😂
Me when she decided to carry the demon with her:
"Wait, that's illegal!"
THE LIKE COUNT HELL YEAH
Looking forward for the next part
"Your mother plays card games in hell."
“Hello, I would like to get a exorcist over hear”
*“UNF”*
*loads super shotgun with religious intent*
I can't help but imagine the teddy bear from yugioh abridged.
4:52 I really hope that this is a YGOTAS reference where we wrote "your mother plays card games in hell!"
No it's a reference to The Exorcist
There's a scene where Regan shouts "Your mother sucks dick in hell" or something similar to one of the exorcists
Pt 2 please
Thanks for the power increase!
demon just pestering the junior, maybe feasting on other demons to get stronger
Why does my brain keep making connections to buzzfeed unsolved every time she says something.
This is gonna be fun
Nuh uh is so powerful
That final comment was hilarious
i smell buddy cop comedy
More like she sealed us inside herself. We boutta do some sick duo stuff like Naruto and Kurama
I would like to think they are secretly working together, And the demon gets to laugh at people, and the exorcist gets payed.
2:11 “especially if they sound like cute solid snake”
(edit) i just read the channel description. oopsy.
Hey more demon listener. how fun
I'm not an evil demon, i am really a nice guy, i just get a kick out of scaring people. And thanks for making me stronger i guess, Well i am going to get a nice Burger and Ice Cream you in.
9:42 well, I suppose you could get a gym membership! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! 😈😈😈😈😈😈
I'm inside your head like catchy song and I have no intention on leaving muhahahahah
(time 7:30) this bit reminds me of Venom a little bit
You called?
(time 1:36) nope nope nope nope nope nope hate it hate it hate it hate it 😨
Man i just wanna cause a bunch of minor inconveniences. I'll flick on the lights when you're not home to raise the power bill. I'll leave faucets on and mess with the temprature. Make it cool during fall and winter and hot during summer, only enough to cause minor to significant discomfort, nothing damageing to you. Ill also mess with all your files(if you got any) and mess with organization!
Hehhehehehheheheheh
The 3rd one is the definition of *I’M GOING TO CHANGE THE THERMOSTAT TEMPERATURE BY 1 DEGREE ENTIRELY BECAUSE IT ANNOYS YOU!* because…well that is the exact definition.
No I won’t be gone… this is my house… you should be gone before i show you why i am the prince of wrath
I was unwillingly sent here, pls send me back
Oh, it's time to be evil.
Yeyy the are roomates now ( ╹▽╹ )
Im so sorry but your most popular series has made me absolute despise this style of voice because of what character it was attached to. Still will have to listen to this though.
A for effort i suppose
Hehe first