[COMIC DUB] How Jotaro Met His Wife
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
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I JUST DIED WHEN HE SAID "Transparent. Like my father"
Like my dad whwn he saw mw
_THATS NOT A FUCKING COLOR._
Damn bro you ok? Dying sucks man.
@@yungmerefrmthel2612 that's very sad,very sado (kujo)
Relax it's my father not the father of jotaro
"whats your favorite color?"
Jotaro: "Platinum."
Star Platinum: "ORRAAAA!!"
Ok dude in my mind i thought that star platinum was ora ora ms kujo
ORAAAA!! ora
@@koisj8310 *B R U H*
@@betelgeuse4a No regrets
@@koisj8310 that's why i love this comment section
Just imagine at a high school reunion with Jotaro. The girls that were close to him glaring at the assistant.
And those girls should already been married by now! XD. Guess you can never forget your first one-sided love
Implying that Jotaro would actually go to school reunion
Bold of you to assume Jotaro would arrive in the first place.
Jotaro: *shows up to highschool reunion, see's the girls who followed him, and said quietly to himself* Star Platinum, The World!
@@someboiwhogivesadamn makes sense he's trying to avoid them.
"She always knows what I want without me saying anything"
Yeah a divorce
what
want
Yeah
4 letter word mista
Jio Jiovana he better up his vocabulary.
Let's get it to 4 replies for this comment
@@burningfish156 four line, four word
Combo breaker! Don't worry mista i save your luck
i bet the first thing that went through jotaro’s mind when he met her is *ok i need to make sure she isn’t a enemy stand user*
I need a comic of Jotaro being unnecessarily suspicious of some poor woman with a crush on him
Hannah Sypniewski Happened to Koichi so 🤷♂️😂
Joseph Joestar: "Probably not"
Almost like the nurse....
Yeah, there needs to be like 5 extra pages of him shit-testing her with cigarettes or some crap.
*People thinking Jotaro just interupted the woman because he was trying to be cute*
Woman:*Literally doesn't have an official name*
Kayon!
I know damn well that woman is an OC or a self-insert 😁
Yes she exists but has no name even Joseph's dad had a name but got jobbed easily (should have taught him Hamon too)
Despite her hamon training from Joseph’s Momma,Lisa Lisa?
A Prison guard’s DOLL in Part 6 have a name But Jotaro’s ex-wife doesn’t...what a bizarre series
The reason she can understand him because she is secretly a STANDO user
She's actually secretly a dolphin with mind reading and shape-shifting abilities
@@stevekujo8716 thats hot
Hell yeah
@@stieverhandittyaindra4798 Jotaro? Is that u in disguise
@@dedd2981 Yes,and i definetly do not have a little brother named oingo boingo
Me: what's your fav color?
Araki: muscular
Vasyok Na Traktore Araki: “I’ve been really into twinks lately, though.”
“..like (almost) every Jojo character”
How Muscular can you make Jojo Characters?
Araki: Y E S
E
Araki: "gay"
“She always knows what I want without me saying anything”
Must be you expressive face
* Y O U R
ITS AN ENEMY STAND!!!
I had 10 strikes reading those last lines
*Espresso?*
@@amjadsameer6131 i had a stroke reading that
Damn what a pick-up line.
"Hey what's your name/ last name"
"Oh it-"
"Wrong, *insert your own last name*
It's also a good way to get around the lack of a name
I don’t know what y’all are talking about this is canon.
She's even not a dolphin
@@ChainikB where is your evidence, Foo fighters is a bunch of plankton, maybe his wife has a stand that makes her look human despite her being a dolphin. Have you *dose pose* EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?!?!?
Seriously?
TOM!
oh god someone help tom his pineapple dad is about to get shot by a bear with a shotgun
"She knows everything I want..."
" *This must be the work of an enemy stand!* "
Bruh
And that is the story of part 3
I LOVE how Jolyne just appears at the end of the video with a fart sound effect
Jotaro: Crap that baby out, Mrs. Kujo!
Wifey: DAMMIT JOTARO, I HAVE A FIRST NAME!
Sounded more like a cum sound to me
She's adorable
Me too, oh my god that SENT me, I freaking died!! 😂😂 Also the fact that it had the church organ wedding music before it-
@@Croat420 what
Reason why Jotaro is divorced: he probably dosent want his wife and daughter getting mixed up into Stand businesses cause Stand users attract Stand users.
filthyTrash so he threw his Dolphin Wife back to the sea and Failed to save Joylne from stands due to The Fact of her in prison, and getting her own stand
filthyTrash That’s kinda sad to think about tbh. He suffered in silence for years because again he wasn’t there for any of his friends when they died, they just sorta left and never came back. He wouldn’t have been able to take that if his family was the ones that left him this time.
Lol i think he found a cute dolphin
So, do you believe in gravity?
@@matt2489 i was just about to comment that :( DAMN THAT GAY PRIEST >:/
Jotaro out there just claiming people as his personal property
Kelbrxn
I mean, who’s gonna stop him?
@@DrMDHyde me, THE THOT SLAYER DIO!
@@Ranboso I mean you already tried once
@@unitedstatesofamericareal his only friend,(and possibly lover) However
Jotaro just being a straight up Chad
Fun fact: According to the Jojo wiki, Jotaro's favorite color is "any transparent color" (whatever that means).
I’m guessing he likes stained glass
Ermes: what’s your favorite color?
Jolyne: transparent, like my father.
"Did - Did you just proposed to me?!"
*Yes Yes Yes Yes*
"We've never even dated!!"
*Yes Yes Yes Yes*
"We never even spoke to one another"
*Yes Yes Yes Yes.... YES*
_In the bedroom_
*Yes Yes Yes Yes*
_Jolyne born_
*No No No No!*
_Jolyne born_
*NIGERUNDAYO*
RandomsPlayz Ax SMOKEY!
Joseph be like:yes yes yes ow maw gad
oh no... oh MY GOD!!
"Hey. Where do you want to go for our honeymoon?"
"Actually, if I get to pick I've always wanted to go to Egypt... where are you going?"
Jotaro is somewhat lucky kakyoin isn't alive. He'd have to worry about his mom and wife.
(rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero)
(Background) *cherries being raped*
*please don’t*
Don't worry Kakyoin knows what gets to him from the ora man
Kars what are you doing here?
Aren't you suppose to be in like
*SPACE?!*
Jolyne: and that’s how my mom and dad met.Confusing, right?
Giorno: you call that confusing? I have two biological dads and they are both straight
WELLLLLLL DIOOOOO (¬_¬) he’s prolly closer to Bi.
@@fifiaXD He is bisexual
pucci
@Ish Moore It's confirmed that he's bisexual
Jotaro : Yes.
Also Jotaro : Yes.
Kabukii Senpai Jotaro's soul : YES
Star Platinun:ORA(Yes)
YEA YES YES YES YES....... YES!
Jolyne's mom after the wedding
YES YES YES YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
Did you just perpose to me!!??
Jotaro:YES YES YES
Propose-
*_YES!!!_*
“We haven’t even been to 3rd base!”
“Shut up and take this ring”
Jotaro: She always knows what I want without me saying anything
Also Jotaro: THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND
nah, pretty sure he lost a bet that if he lose he have to give away his virginity and if he win he gets to go to the aquarium for Free the whole year
No wonder he didn't take care of Jolyne
Probably against d'arby.
Nahhh he'd pass out seeing him.
he did both at the.same time
what was the bet? maybe not say for a whole day "yare yare daze", or not being so serious for a whole day too?
If is that so, I'm not surprised that he lost
@@youknowexactlywhatmypfpisf559 r/cursedcommemts
Jotaro on the honeymoon: *“STAR FINGER!”*
I'm surprised she isn't a dolphin
Didnt finish watching it
Edit: yeah sadly she wasnt
What if her stand is a dolphin?
@@nugget3327 :Thonk:
Rising Dolphin!
Crystal Dolphin (look up its lyrics just trust me)
What this is clickbait jotaro wife was a dolphin
I know this is a joke
“your name is-Mrs. Kujo” DAMN. THAT WAS SMOOTH
1:02 was jotaro trying do a joseph impression?
Trying to honour the old fart
@@tingpekang1087 That was a good way of saying "Learning from his father."
yes yes yes yes YES!
Green Scythe grandfather
Your next line- *name* is..
Mrs. Kujo!
Mrs.Kujo: but-
Jotaro: *YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES*
No. The TRUE story of how Jotaro met his wife.
One day Jotaro was out walking. He saw a female in a dolphin costume. The End.
Interesting
Very interesting
YES YES YES YES YES
According to my heart, this is canon
seems legit so i'll allow it
Baby Jolyne: Oooo...
Mom: Oh, she's saying her first words
Baby Jolyne: ooo...
Mom: Okaa-San?
Baby Jolyne: ORA!
jotaor: then i ora ora ora your mom to sumbmission
joyln: DAD STOP I DONT WANT TO HEAR THIS
jotaro: but that just the best part and that how you where born
jolyn: DAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
at the begining its JOTARO* AND
J O L Y N E *
@@shiroe6130 ok
Its *j o y l n*
@@supasilly ok?
@@supasilly don't you mean Jolyn? XD
"Hey, want to get married and neglect our future daughter?"
"N, no?... "
"Yes"
"Yes?... "
"YES!"
This is canon now. IDC if effing Araki comes to my house and tell me it’s not because it is canon now!
He ain't gon care. If Araki in your house he there to steal your youth
ChReNiC Considering the fate of some JJBA characters I’ll be lucky.
You fool don't invite araki into your home he'll steal any ideas you have and drink your blood he's a vampire
it ur head canon
Well you're wrong, cause his wife is a dolphin!
Jotaro mind: *She always knows what i want without me saying anything*
Also jotaro: hey.. Are you a dolphin?
I thought his wife was a dolphin
Redeye 55 No No she is but this is an au
Stop reminding me of that one documentary where this guy tells us about his sexual relationship with his dolphi-
The female human entity is just the dolphin's stand.
She probably wore dolphin costume
Jotaro took a drug that had him imagining and seeing Dolphins
Jotaro: What's your name
Karen: uhhh-
Jotaro: *WRONG*
And thus, we never knew her name up to this day
Yare Yare Umu
Hey part 5 jotaro have you seen jolyne anywhere she wasn’t at school when I went to go pick her up
**then that night he ora ora the bed**
I am surprised that someone can ora a *bed*
*Polpo wants to know your location.*
Just the *bed* ?
STAR FINGA
@@fathinnabil84 you mean STAR DEICK
How to impress your crush:
Call her Mrs. (Your surname) despite not having a crush
1:10 someone else thought that jotaro was going for
*YES YES YES* ?
I'm pretty sure this is what happened except for the fact that Jotaro was still in college when he met her. See, Jolyne was born in 1993, when Jotaro was only 22, around the time he most probably finished college. He couldn't possibly be fully a biologist at that age.
Depends. If he was at the top of the class, he might have been headlining some field research as part of an internship or something. I mean it's no more implausible than Light Yagami helping with police investigations while still in high school, but I actually know a network specialist that's helped the police with cracking secure computers and whatnot.
@@mc_zittrer8793 yes yes it could be that
Jotaro then ascended godhood smoking ocean cocaine
S E A S A L T
*S E A W E E D*
Oceaine
Jotaro:that’s how I met ur mom
Koichi: Jotaro-San, that isn’t even my mom
Jotaro: *h o w y o u d a r e t a l k t o y o u r m o t h e r l I k e t h a t*
Yea I told my son Koichi how I met his mother he's totally confused
Edit: I have a daughter?
I can't say if you are a bad father or a good one.
Koichi's Your Son??
@@junichinekrosama4789 joke
@@10xTNT ohhh
Yo you forgot about your daughter
I mean koichi's sister
0:46 He didn't actually say "Of course not" He said: Yare, yare daze
He probably said "Yare Yare Daze" in the japanese version.
0:58 If that isn't the most badass way to propose to someone.
Maybe you're demisexual but you don't know it yet.
People who only feels sexual attraction to people they've formed a deep emotional bond with.
Well,then you haven't that one who doesn't hate you,not saying you're necessarily a demi but you get what I mean.
@@THExRISER Bruh, that's called standards
He was based off Clint-Fucking-Eastwood-son. He can do whatever he wants. XD
“What’s your favorite color?”
“Transparent”
“Like my Father”
Ooh self burn, those are rare.
0:31 and then Jotaro think that this can be a stand user so he Ora Her
"We don't even talk"
"THAT'S WHY I WANT TO MARRY YOU"
Jotaro is a boomer confirmed
The woman is actually only an adoptive mother, the real mother of Jolyne is a dolphin.
So why doesn't Jolyne hate fins or blue skin?
@@גיאורטנשטיין because jotaro genes are dominant
@@pedroluisdesouzaresende777 Why do people make these stupid jokes about Jotaro fucking dolphins? It's getting old
*at the wedding*
jotaro: why there's a turtle here?
polnareff: *speak the language of turtle*
How jotaro really met his wife
He dived into the ocean and married a random dolphin that turned into a human
That's entirely possible given how a part 6 character is a plankton that turned into a woman
The Little Mermaid's Bizarre Adventure.
Jotaro:Honey, I want a divorce...
Jotaro's wife:*random laugh*
She must be a stand user and her stand can read minds.
Mrs: Kujo: *uwu*
Jotaro: *yare yare daze let's get married*
Yeah I'd call this a cursed comment
*_UWU_*
This Right here OwO
@@indiranarayan9576 uwu
Wtf
@@conntoons_4848 let's get the fuck out of here
"She always knows what I want without me saying anything..
*THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND."*
Now this is what real love this
No it has to be a dolphin....but we have AU's if you know what I mean?
"She knows what i want without me saying anything"
Uhh Jotaro, you sure Joseph difnt had any other daughters do you?
Best fanmade comic ever
All she needed to say was "I like dolphins". Then boom, He loves you
1:25 This is actually canon and I can't stop wheezing
"Transparent, like my father.."
Damn.. it hurts right here in my meow meow..
Jotaro: "Woman, where are you from?"
Jolyne's mom: "I am from Morioh, and I'm a close friend of Koichi"
Jotaro: "Say no more"
Jotaro: You are mine.
Assistant: No?
Jotaro theme stars playing
Wife: Yes, I am
She slams the papers onto the table
“HONEY! YOU WANT A DIVORCE!”
Joseph: "will you marry me?, next you'll say oh Joseph of course I will! Toyu!"
Suzi Q: "oh Joseph of course I- NANI?!"
When he said “Transparent, like my father”
I felt that
You think im thinking of coffee but i was thinking of KONO DIO DAAA!!!!!
"She always know what I want without me saying anything"
ENNEMY STANDO!!
Did You just propose to me?!?!
YES YES YES YES! Y E S
Jotaro: "I'll give you the best Ora Ora of your life if you dress up like a dolphin and sound like one instead of moaning"
Jotaro: were's the dolphins?
Ms. Kujo: *there are not dolphins now get naked*
Jotaro: *theme*
I like how they address that his favorite colour is transparent, I was so confused when I first read that in book 2
This woman... She always knows what I want... Without me saying anything...
*SHE MUST BE AN ENEMY STAND USER*
This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen
And I kind of love it.
Then he left his wife and only daughter, to devote himself with marine biology.. and dolphins...
Tfw when Jotaro’s theme plays even when he’s proposing and still wears his hat to his wedding
I enjoy the wholesome JOJO comics
0:31
Literally thought Jotaro was gonna say “She must be an enemy stand user”
Jotaro: Gimmie a p-
Assistant: *DOWN LOAD*
"Transparent, like my Father"
_oH wOW! ThAt iS rElAtAbLE!_
alexandnacho YT pElO
Jatro literally transfer from anime to the internet in mostly in one piece.
Jotaro: *walking through town*
Woman: dolphin
Jotaro: I have found true love
Please... Never stop uploading :')
"We've never even dated!"
Jotaro *YES YES YES YES*
*Y E S*
Jotaro: where the fuck is the dolphin plushie
Jotaros wife: THERE IS NO DOLPHINS NOW GET NAKED
“She always knows what I want without me saying anything”
Joseph Joestar feelings
I laughed so hard at the end! Like, the whole celebration for getting married (somehow), and then it shows what I like to call a *Screaming Shit Machine (SSM)* (aka a Baby) with a fart noise lmao.
Joseph would be sobbing like mad at the wedding, his grandson getting married!
What we learned today:
Months of vague telepathic signaling > *transparency* > ????? > MARRIAGE
That's frankly the only way I'd conceive Jotaro getting married
This is the best love story I’ve ever heard.
Teenage love story movies could never 😤
I thought his reaction is gonna be "is she a stand user?"
Jotaro: 'This woman...she always knows what I want, despite me not saying anything'
Jotaro:"THIS MUST THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!"
That is the most aggresive way to propose to someone...
Her stand is called "heaven's glare" and can predict and know what EXACTLY what you want
Her: Did you just propose to me? We've never even dated?
Jotaro: *YES YES YES YES*
If she knows what you wanted.SHE EXPECT THAT DIVORCE!
They look cute together uwu